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‎NETFLIX 出品

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‎你他妈的干吗去了？你这该死的

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‎我在处理点事情

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‎我等了15分钟了

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‎对不起

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‎我不想听废话

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‎下不为例

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‎不会的

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‎老大 头痛吗？

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‎那你还能打吗？

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‎你饿吗？

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‎不饿

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‎放心吧 免费的

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‎我得走了

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‎去哪儿？

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‎等一下

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‎有个人想见你

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‎是昨天那位母亲 她想向你道谢

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‎谢谢你救了我的孩子

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‎谢谢

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‎你就好好保养身体 多吃点有营养的

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‎照顾好孩子

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‎-谢谢
‎-没事的 走吧

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‎谢谢

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‎我想你掉了这个

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‎你有身份证件吗？

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‎龙宫是个好地方 充满机遇

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‎大 加个白菜
‎待会儿她跟我们一块儿吃饭

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‎你来了 进来吧

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‎是她救了那个宝宝？

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‎对 就是她

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‎我没想到她长得这么小

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‎对 又矮又瘦的

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‎长得跟个小男生一样

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‎你等会再给她加高几厘米吧

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‎行 没问题

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‎我给她拍几张照片

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‎好了 够了

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‎不用拍了

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‎你想叫什么名字？

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‎我该自己决定吗？

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‎对 以一个新的名字
‎在龙宫开展新的生活

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‎叫“亚丽克安徒生”怎么样？

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‎亚丽克安徒生？这个不好

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‎叫“伊莎贝拉克里斯坦森”如何？

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‎不好 不适合她

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‎再想想

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‎西蒙娜

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‎妈？

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‎怎么了 亲爱的？

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‎我又要吸血了

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‎务必在谷仓里动手

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‎像祖父那样

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‎对 像祖父那样

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‎像血牙叔叔那样

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‎对 那就最好不过了

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‎他是最优秀的杀手

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‎就连你的祖父
‎也在他身上看到了死神的影子

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‎真希望我能亲眼看到酷刑花园

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‎对 我们都梦到过

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‎你锁定目标了吗？

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‎嗯

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‎谁？

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‎我不认识她

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‎但她一直在跟我交流

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‎“在我纯情的外表背后

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‎是一股难以抑制的欲望

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‎期待与你共享初尝禁果的激情”

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‎尼克拉斯？

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‎怎么了 妈？

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‎我爱你

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‎妈？

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‎怎么了 亲爱的？

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‎爸爸什么时候回来？

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‎我想大概一周后吧

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‎你想念他了？

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‎我得展现一下我的实力

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‎（龙宫）

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‎常先生

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‎您怎么来了？

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‎因为我的头

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‎你应该听说过常先生的头痛问题吧？

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‎我知道 您那么难受 我也很难过

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‎听说你们这里来了个新的女孩
‎是真的吗？

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‎米乌

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‎米乌 我需要你的帮忙

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‎刚刚来了一个男人
‎他有严重的偏头痛

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‎他是我的老板 我无法拒绝他

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‎请帮帮我

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‎就这一次

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‎好的

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‎常先生 就是这个女孩 她会奇迹

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‎我给您带来了

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‎请脱掉你的外套和鞋子

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‎怎么样了？

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‎他睡着了

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‎睡着了？你做了什么？

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‎怎么了？

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‎你在干什么？

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‎那里面是什么？

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‎没什么

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‎我知道常先生带走了你的女儿

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‎我做了一件蠢事

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‎如果我不偿还…

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‎给常先生…

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‎我就会…再也见不到我女儿

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‎老板娘！

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‎-老板娘！
‎-来了

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‎常先生 您好点了吗？

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‎我感觉好多了

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‎感觉就像睡了一百年

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‎那就好

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‎还好 不是一百年

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‎您睡了18个小时了

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‎这个人情我记下了

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‎那个女孩在哪儿？

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‎她没在这儿 我去叫她

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‎您要不要先吃点东西？

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‎我这儿都要做好了
‎你那儿还一个都没整出来吗？

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‎知道 快好了！

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‎还没让你做啥太复杂的呢

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‎好了 知道了

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‎-你这个可以了
‎-可以了 是吧？

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‎你过来把那个虾给加进去

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‎-多切点 那不够
‎-好的 来了

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‎那么多人吃饭 你那哪够啊？

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‎-大 赶快把那个甜点给我弄上
‎-好 行 没问题

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‎-快点
‎-好 行 没问题

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‎那个香蕉不要炸过头了
‎炸过头就不好吃了

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‎没事

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‎常先生呢？

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‎他走了

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‎他就这样走了？

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‎但他让我给你带句话

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‎什么话？

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‎他希望你的猪饿了

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‎你上这儿来干什么？你干活去！

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‎-好 行
‎-快去！

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‎老天爷 请不要怪我

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‎我没有别的选择

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‎我只想要我的女儿回来

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‎你是幸运的

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‎死了就解脱了

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‎就让我送你一程

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‎这就是我偿还常先生的方式

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‎没有尸体

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‎罪案就不成立

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‎瓦尔堡？

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‎瓦尔堡？

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‎你好 爸爸

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‎你好 我的儿子

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‎我一直云游四方 周游列国

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‎在茫茫大海之上
‎我突然领悟了一件事

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‎你应该知道 你妈妈和我都非常感恩

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‎为你所拥有的无尽快乐心怀感恩

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‎在我再次启程

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‎前往未开化的大陆
‎展开新的冒险之前

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‎我有份礼物要给你

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‎它承载着爱
‎应该会让你想起我的顿悟

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‎母亲和儿子之间的联系
‎是世界上最牢不可破的关系

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‎我在很久以前就接受了这点

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‎但我最近开始怀疑这到底是不是真的

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‎因为你我之间有一个共同要素
‎把我们联系在一起

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‎那是无数人羡慕不已

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‎趋之若鹜、梦寐以求的要素

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‎上帝所创造的力量的终极象征

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‎你想知道那是什么吗？

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‎阳具

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‎你的猪是怎么死的？

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‎不知道

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‎我只是发现它躺在那里

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‎那还是我最喜欢的猪

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‎对 那确实让人难过

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‎你看那只屁股对着我们的猪

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‎那是一头好猪！

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‎-它吃得多吗？
‎-多

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‎那个…

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‎你不会想要一只什么都吃的猪吧？

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‎想！

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‎我想要一只胃口大的猪

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‎我们在外面还有些散养的猪
‎它们什么都吃

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‎如果它们的食量
‎跟你的酒量一样大 那就没问题

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‎真是的 确实

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‎闭嘴！

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‎-那我们成交了？
‎-对

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‎多少钱？

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00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,000
‎这个你得跟贝亚特谈

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‎她在这里吗？

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‎不！

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‎她在她的城堡里

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‎怎么这次那么贵？

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‎那是散养猪

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‎生活条件优渥

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‎但一万丹麦克朗是一笔不少的钱

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‎两千怎么样？

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‎想要买到一头好猪 就得舍得花钱

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‎花一万丹麦克朗
‎可买不到价值两万丹麦克朗的鞋子

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‎好吧

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‎五千

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‎你也是中国人吗？

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‎不是

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‎那你是哪里人？

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‎我不知道

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‎在你的中国朋友醒悟之前
‎你能出去一下吗？

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‎你的目光让我感到如坐针毡

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‎亲爱的 你看到我的皮裤了吗？

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‎我想它应该在衣柜里

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‎这是什么情况？

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‎这位中国女士打算买一头猪

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‎有意思

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‎谈得怎么样？

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‎很顺利

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‎我只是想确保我能收到钱

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‎请不要太在意我的妻子

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‎虽然她在金钱问题上
‎态度冰冷 不近人情

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‎但在她私处的问题上
‎她其实是个非常热情的人

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‎你想看看我的阳具吗？

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00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:33,750
‎不必了 谢谢

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‎我能感觉到
‎你完全不了解它的重要性

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00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,166
‎那可是一项伟大的文化遗产

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00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,333
‎作为一名中国人
‎你应该懂得欣赏它才对

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‎长期以来 它一直是
‎无数艺术作品的组成部分

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‎是真的

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‎我丈夫的生殖器举世闻名

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‎好吧

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‎那你目前在做什么？

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‎我在传播我的精子

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‎我一生致力于周游世界

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‎带领人们认识一种新的性征

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‎主要是让大家了解
‎拥有阳具的人所拥有的力量

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‎好的

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‎我希望我们能以五千丹麦克朗成交

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‎那个庄园里有些邪恶的东西

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‎是的

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‎已经存在好几代了

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‎那不是个好地方

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‎我必须回去

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‎我见到了一个鬼魂

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‎那是谁？

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‎我认识的一个人

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‎一个年轻女孩

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‎她叫西蒙娜

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‎我必须弄清楚她为什么会在那里

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‎需要我陪你去吗？

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‎不用

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