Huzoor, hamara Iqbal abhi tak jail se kahan chhoota?
Huzoor, ab yaad aa gaya to Iqbal ko jail se riha kara lein.
-Kaun aaya hai? -Maa, Taj Baba aaye hain.
Ye hai mehmanon ka kamra.
Kaisi mehman, aate hi ghar tod diya.
Ye kothe ka nahi kothi ka kamra hai.
Ye pasand nahin aaya, toh naukron ka kamra bhi hai.
Kothi ke peeche. Wahaan chalna hai?
Tumhari tameez kaa kya, Taj Baba?
Mamu jaan ko ghar se nikal diya.
Wo bhi ek parai ladki ke khatir.
Ye Heeramandi waliyan badi sikhi-sikhai hoti hai.
Bachpan mein gudiyon se khelti hain, jawani me ladkon ke saath.
Kuchh bhi kah. Tajdar Baba isse bahut pyar karte hain.
Nawabon ka kya hai?
Nayi chadar ko kuchh din bistar par bichhate hain, phir chhodh dete hain.
Taj Baba, lagta hai barish hone wali hai.
Aaj aap akele hi khaaie. Unhein bukhar hai.
Na. Doctor ko kya karna hai?
Ye to ishq ka bukhar hai. Itni jaldi nahin jaayega.
TAJ
-Aap hame huzoor banayengi? -Chup kar, kambakht.
ZEENAT - MAHILAON KE LIBAS
Tu bhi na, Phatto, tera vazan badhta jaata hai,
kurta khulta jaata hai.
Le, itni baarish ho rahi hai,
lagta hai jaise asmaan ro raha hai.
Zaroor kisi sachche ka dil toota hoga.
Saima kahan hai?
Chai pee le, beta. Garmahat aayegi.
Huzoor, mujhe Saima ke saath shaadi karne ka
ek mauka aur de do.
Bhagwan kasam, main saare paise le aaoonga.
Mujhe pata hai aap sabko meri vajah se bahut takleef hui hai.
Ye lo. Tumhara khat.
Kahti hai wo kabhi nahin aayegi tumhaare kamre mein.
Ab hans kyon rahe ho? Bataoge kya karna hai?
Ye le. Ise pakad. Yeh jawaab diya hai.
Maine nahin faada hai.
Mujh par bharosa nahi hai, to upar ja ke poochh le unse.
Dost? Bashir bhai?
Aur kya saaman rakhana hai?
La. Is rumaal ko bhi rakh doon.
Iska bas chale, to asmaan mein bhi Tajdaar-Aalam likh de.
Tu samaan baandh, kambakht.
Tajdaar Baba kaazi ko lekar aate honge.
Udhar bahut thand padti hai. Garm kapde kahan hain?
Tu kidhar chali? Yahin ruk.
Nikah ke din dulha-dulhan ek-dusare ko nahi dekhate hain.
Jaldi-jaldi chai bana.
Aap aise andar nahi aa sakte.
Aap yahan kya kar rahe hain?
-Ye kya kar rahe ho? -Hato!
Kya kar rahe ho?
Ye kya ho raha hai?
Aapke pair padti hun, Sahab ji. Shadi ka ghar hai.
Roko un logon ko!
SAMVAAD ANUVAADAK Shrey Ravi