1 00:00:20,785 --> 00:00:22,545 Pick up now. Please, Natalia, pick up. 2 00:00:22,625 --> 00:00:24,385 This number is not available. 3 00:00:24,985 --> 00:00:27,425 Ugh. 4 00:00:45,305 --> 00:00:48,785 No way. 5 00:01:05,225 --> 00:01:07,265 INCOMING CALL PIOTR 6 00:01:39,185 --> 00:01:41,305 Let's spend the rest of our lives together. 7 00:01:43,425 --> 00:01:45,505 More than happy to, sweetheart. 8 00:02:01,545 --> 00:02:07,665 KILL ME IF YOU DARE 9 00:02:19,545 --> 00:02:21,025 Wow! Whoa! 10 00:02:24,305 --> 00:02:25,745 Ta-da! 11 00:02:27,425 --> 00:02:29,225 This is for me. 12 00:02:30,225 --> 00:02:31,545 And these are yours. 13 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:33,305 There you go. 14 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:35,705 Okay! 15 00:02:35,785 --> 00:02:36,625 Okay. 16 00:02:37,145 --> 00:02:38,465 There you go, hon. 17 00:02:41,545 --> 00:02:43,265 What did I do to you this time? 18 00:02:44,825 --> 00:02:46,985 I remembered our anniversary. 19 00:02:47,065 --> 00:02:50,025 The World Association of Husbands should give you a medal, don't you think? 20 00:02:50,105 --> 00:02:51,705 Come on, but we're having lunch. 21 00:02:51,785 --> 00:02:53,425 You used coupons to pay for this food. 22 00:02:54,785 --> 00:02:56,265 I'm not letting these go to waste. 23 00:02:56,345 --> 00:03:00,625 I know. Yeah, you're the king of skimping. Why would that change with your wife? 24 00:03:01,905 --> 00:03:03,985 Because restaurants are so overrated. 25 00:03:04,065 --> 00:03:06,265 And there's rice in the mall next to your office building. 26 00:03:06,785 --> 00:03:08,745 We're closing the month and you know that. 27 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:12,545 I'd be astonished if your ex spared you for a couple of hours today. 28 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,425 Just stop it. It's all in the past. 29 00:03:15,025 --> 00:03:17,145 Natalia, Dagmara's my boss, that's all. 30 00:03:21,105 --> 00:03:22,745 I'll buy you flowers and a present. 31 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,425 The iron. 32 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,585 You've been talking about it for a month. 33 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,145 Obviously, you don't get it, Piotr. 34 00:03:32,265 --> 00:03:33,465 I'll make it up to you. 35 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:36,665 When? On our 60th anniversary? 36 00:03:36,745 --> 00:03:37,665 That's right! 37 00:03:37,745 --> 00:03:40,185 The mortgage will be paid off, we'll have an amazing vacation. 38 00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:42,065 We'll try base jumping like you always wanted. 39 00:03:42,145 --> 00:03:44,745 It's skydiving, Piotr. Will you still have vertigo then? 40 00:03:45,265 --> 00:03:48,465 At that age, I'll have signs of dementia, and forget about vertigo. 41 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:49,665 Oh, Piotr. 42 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:54,105 Come on! Let's do something crazy! 43 00:03:55,465 --> 00:03:56,545 Hop on! 44 00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:03,985 Let me recommend a scratch card, hmm? 45 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:07,225 -Um, which one would you recommend? -So? 46 00:04:07,305 --> 00:04:09,825 For you, my dear sir, the Golden Rhinoceros. 47 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:12,665 -Hmm? -I'm in, let's do it. 48 00:04:13,345 --> 00:04:15,465 With a million, our mortgage would be paid. 49 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:17,985 Our property is in Warsaw, it's not in Malibu. 50 00:04:18,065 --> 00:04:19,505 Oh, come on, just do it already! 51 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:22,745 Trust me, you've got yourself a customer. How much would it be for one? 52 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:24,865 Um, well, only ten dollars, sir. 53 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:27,425 -Do you have seven? -What? 54 00:04:27,505 --> 00:04:29,505 -I'll pay you. Uh, here. Sorry. -No. 55 00:04:29,585 --> 00:04:31,705 Mmm-hmm. At least you brought something. 56 00:04:31,785 --> 00:04:33,265 For the happy couple! 57 00:04:33,785 --> 00:04:35,385 And your wife holds the bigger share. 58 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:37,305 -Mmm-hmm. -Yeah, you heard her. 59 00:04:40,745 --> 00:04:42,065 Oh, thank goodness! 60 00:04:42,585 --> 00:04:45,265 What did he get you this time? 61 00:04:45,345 --> 00:04:48,745 Diamonds, or something tropical maybe? 62 00:04:50,705 --> 00:04:51,705 Look. 63 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,225 It may get hot, but it's not tropical. 64 00:04:54,305 --> 00:04:55,585 Wow! 65 00:04:56,185 --> 00:04:57,425 You're not helping. 66 00:04:58,185 --> 00:05:00,185 "Special price!" 67 00:05:00,705 --> 00:05:02,105 Just be thankful he didn't get you 68 00:05:02,185 --> 00:05:04,025 a bathroom scale with a fat measuring function. 69 00:05:05,225 --> 00:05:08,625 Cinderellas, what is it? Do you need a carriage, ladies? 70 00:05:10,225 --> 00:05:13,865 Ah, because we're late! How clever of you to call us that. 71 00:05:13,945 --> 00:05:17,025 Anyway, getting straight to the point, our client is… 72 00:05:17,545 --> 00:05:18,785 pleased with the concept art, 73 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,385 so we're moving forward with the campaign for vacuum cleaners. 74 00:05:21,465 --> 00:05:22,465 Super. 75 00:05:22,545 --> 00:05:24,545 Super? More than super! 76 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,345 You two are rock stars! 77 00:05:27,985 --> 00:05:29,825 Enough, guys, stop with the teasing. 78 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:32,985 Let's just try to be nice to the ladies. 79 00:05:33,065 --> 00:05:35,345 And since I'm also pleased with your performance, 80 00:05:35,425 --> 00:05:38,545 get ready, because I've got you the next deal. 81 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:42,745 And as always, we look forward to taking over the boys' account. 82 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,425 No, there's no need this time. 83 00:05:44,505 --> 00:05:48,145 They're already working on their account, which is whiskey. 84 00:05:48,945 --> 00:05:51,185 So, they get to work on whiskey? 85 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:53,465 Of course they got the whiskey account, it's a man thing! 86 00:05:53,545 --> 00:05:56,785 "A man thing"? A man thing, really? What would they know about these things? 87 00:05:56,865 --> 00:05:59,385 He lives with his mother, he's been dumped by his wife, 88 00:05:59,465 --> 00:06:00,865 and he doesn't last very long. 89 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,745 -Ugh, what? -Not that I'm judging. 90 00:06:03,825 --> 00:06:05,105 Ouch! 91 00:06:05,185 --> 00:06:07,385 Hey, don't get upset, girls! 92 00:06:07,465 --> 00:06:09,585 But we're already upset. Know why? 93 00:06:09,665 --> 00:06:12,985 Because the only person who knows anything about men's stuff here is Natalia. 94 00:06:13,065 --> 00:06:15,305 -What? -She's the only one with a real family 95 00:06:15,385 --> 00:06:16,465 and a man by her side. 96 00:06:16,545 --> 00:06:18,265 -Well… -That's it! 97 00:06:18,785 --> 00:06:21,665 And that's why you're gonna love your next assignment. 98 00:06:21,745 --> 00:06:23,105 Your attention, please. 99 00:06:23,185 --> 00:06:25,105 Ladies and gentlemen, meine damen und herren, 100 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,665 mesdames et messieurs, 101 00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:30,265 I present to you, corn kernels in a can! 102 00:06:30,345 --> 00:06:32,265 CORN STRAIGHT FROM THE COB THE CORN-LOVER'S CHOICE 103 00:06:34,545 --> 00:06:37,185 -I don't see a family in that. -Oh, just wait! 104 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:39,065 I've got it right here, look. 105 00:06:39,585 --> 00:06:41,425 The Corny Crew! Ha! 106 00:06:41,505 --> 00:06:42,945 The client's wife came up with it, 107 00:06:43,025 --> 00:06:45,345 and he's attached to the idea of a family of corncobs. 108 00:06:45,425 --> 00:06:46,625 The Corny Crew! 109 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:48,905 Do you remember when we were younger? 110 00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:52,585 -We wanted to run a cafe gallery. -What's the balance in your account? 111 00:06:53,505 --> 00:06:55,305 What if we murder our boss? 112 00:06:56,665 --> 00:06:59,785 I think I'm starting to worry about you. 113 00:07:01,345 --> 00:07:02,185 Ugh. 114 00:07:03,225 --> 00:07:05,505 Yeah! Listen, man, now that we're talking about that-- 115 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:08,505 -I don't have money. No, dude. -Twenty bucks! Forty bucks! Man! 116 00:07:08,585 --> 00:07:10,305 -My album has potential! -What album? 117 00:07:10,385 --> 00:07:12,305 -I'll pay you back! -You've got one song. 118 00:07:12,385 --> 00:07:14,505 -I really can't. I'm sorry. -Hold on! Hold on! 119 00:07:14,585 --> 00:07:16,425 -Dagmara! Look at you! -Come on, man. 120 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:20,065 Did I tell you that I dedicated a song to you on my latest album? 121 00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:24,185 I called it, "The Ice Queen Doom." 122 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:27,985 Are you broke again, or have you come to raid the company fridge? 123 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:28,985 I love the food. 124 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:33,705 I'm afraid I'll have to talk to security so they don't let you in anymore. 125 00:07:34,385 --> 00:07:35,225 Got a minute? 126 00:07:35,305 --> 00:07:37,585 -Of course, yeah. -Hey, dude. 127 00:07:38,585 --> 00:07:41,705 -I'd be her slave if she wanted me to. -I heard that! 128 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:45,905 We've got a problem. 129 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:47,225 NEWS LOVE UNTIL THE GRAVE 130 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:51,385 The celebrity on the list of richest Polish women that passed away? 131 00:07:51,465 --> 00:07:55,665 The same woman. Her policy with our insurance agency was for 2.5 million. 132 00:07:55,745 --> 00:07:56,585 Whoa! 133 00:07:56,665 --> 00:07:59,585 It all went directly to her young husband, her personal trainer. 134 00:08:00,585 --> 00:08:01,545 And are we paying him? 135 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,065 Piotruś… 136 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,905 I know you worked hard and had the best results this month, 137 00:08:11,185 --> 00:08:13,305 but the board has decided to cut costs. 138 00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:15,385 They've decided to freeze bonuses. 139 00:08:16,985 --> 00:08:19,585 You know I need that bonus really badly. 140 00:08:20,185 --> 00:08:23,185 Yeah, and I'm sorry. My hands are tied this time. 141 00:08:23,265 --> 00:08:24,345 Mmm-hmm. Yup. 142 00:08:24,425 --> 00:08:27,305 Wait, I heard your hands were tied. I'm here to help. 143 00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:32,065 Take a seat. 144 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:35,305 I can find a way to fix this. 145 00:08:37,665 --> 00:08:42,385 -I want to have a baby with you. -Say what? 146 00:08:42,465 --> 00:08:43,985 Just figuratively speaking. 147 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,625 It's my latest idea. 148 00:08:46,705 --> 00:08:48,065 I call it "my baby." 149 00:08:48,585 --> 00:08:50,185 Our brand new product. 150 00:08:50,265 --> 00:08:53,185 -"Safe vacation insurance." -Okay. 151 00:08:53,265 --> 00:08:57,345 I'm thinking on pitching my new idea to the board to make it rain dollar bills. 152 00:08:58,065 --> 00:08:59,985 And I think you can lead the project. 153 00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:03,265 I really appreciate that. 154 00:09:03,345 --> 00:09:04,945 And this is… 155 00:09:05,785 --> 00:09:08,545 a present for your recent anniversary. 156 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:09,785 You remembered it! 157 00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:13,625 You never forget the beautiful wedding of your first boyfriend, I'm telling you. 158 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,385 It's an insurance policy for Natalia's life. 159 00:09:20,985 --> 00:09:22,585 Preferential terms, amazing offer. 160 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:25,025 I designed it all myself, all you need to do is sign. 161 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:26,465 Huh? 162 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:31,745 Ugh. 163 00:09:42,785 --> 00:09:45,905 My two favorite neighbors! 164 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,585 -Bogdan. -So, have you guys made a decision? 165 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:49,665 A decision? 166 00:09:49,745 --> 00:09:52,425 Of course! Decision of getting a safe! 167 00:09:52,945 --> 00:09:55,385 All the other neighbors already have one of my safes. 168 00:09:55,465 --> 00:09:57,705 Oh, yeah, you know, I think we're gonna take a pass. 169 00:09:57,785 --> 00:10:00,705 -All we need is a bank account. -My dear, naive friend! 170 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:01,825 Do you think that's safe? 171 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:05,065 The internet's down all the time, cyberattacks, hackers… 172 00:10:05,145 --> 00:10:08,385 You get an innocent email, a simple text that says, 173 00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:10,665 "Click here, it's free!" You can't wait! 174 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:11,905 You just click and then what? 175 00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:14,705 A hacker empties your account in less than three minutes. 176 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:16,945 -The times we're living in! -We use common sense. 177 00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:19,505 Common sense! That's what I'm talking about. 178 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,425 Hear me out. I'm giving you a piece of advice. 179 00:10:23,385 --> 00:10:27,905 I do like the Phoenicians, I only believe in cold, hard cash, okay? 180 00:10:27,985 --> 00:10:31,265 Cash only clings to the people who always cling to it, am I right? 181 00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:33,265 -Mmm-hmm. -Uh, I've gotta go. 182 00:10:33,345 --> 00:10:35,945 We have pack, Angela wants to go to Zanzibar. 183 00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:38,465 -Hello. -Hello. 184 00:10:38,545 --> 00:10:41,585 Listen, I have to say that, honestly, I envy you two, 185 00:10:41,665 --> 00:10:45,145 and the fact that you can spend your days at home, in peace. 186 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,945 What a treasure of a wife, hmm? 187 00:10:49,745 --> 00:10:51,865 And where do you keep your treasures? Huh? 188 00:10:51,945 --> 00:10:53,385 -A safe. Yeah. -Exactly! 189 00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:06,025 -Piotr. -Mmm-hmm? 190 00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:08,545 What do you think we did wrong with our life? 191 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,745 What do you mean? 192 00:11:11,865 --> 00:11:15,105 Bogdan and what's-her-face? 193 00:11:15,185 --> 00:11:16,225 Angela. 194 00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:18,985 They're leaving for vacation for a third time this year. 195 00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:21,545 We could be living like that as well. 196 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,145 Maybe I'll start selling everyone a safe, grow a horrible mustache, 197 00:11:26,225 --> 00:11:27,785 and buy myself a fake Rolex. 198 00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:31,545 -Ha-ha! -And I'd get breast implants. 199 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,865 Yeah. 200 00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:36,625 So expensive you wouldn't cut the tags off for an entire month. 201 00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:37,905 Seriously? 202 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,345 Ha-ha! Of course not, I'm kidding. 203 00:11:41,865 --> 00:11:44,105 You're perfect just the way you are. 204 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,545 You left the rug wet on the floor. 205 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:22,185 -I always do. It's a self-drying rug. -Sure. 206 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:25,585 -And the socket is self-repairing. -Hey, don't do that. 207 00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:27,425 Sweetie, stop that. 208 00:12:27,945 --> 00:12:29,505 Not the socks, please. 209 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,705 You haven't had time to do it for three months anyway. 210 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,065 I know, but tonight it's… 211 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:37,065 See? You always make time for her. 212 00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:39,105 -It's a work call. Look, it's work. -Mmm-hmm. 213 00:12:39,185 --> 00:12:41,385 No decent boss would call anyone about work this late. 214 00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:44,345 I'm gonna turn it off. You're right, my love. Come on. 215 00:12:48,465 --> 00:12:49,785 What did I do wrong this time? 216 00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:53,105 Nothing, but I thought we'd be spending this evening in peace. 217 00:12:53,185 --> 00:12:54,825 Honey, I already turned off the phone. 218 00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:56,985 You weren't going to until I told you. Excuse me. 219 00:13:03,585 --> 00:13:05,345 Hey, watch it! Those are my… 220 00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:09,345 Stop that! Stop that! These are important! 221 00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:10,505 I apologize. 222 00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:12,225 I'm gonna sleep on the couch. 223 00:13:12,305 --> 00:13:13,585 Okay, fine by me. 224 00:13:15,905 --> 00:13:18,385 All right, then. 225 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:20,905 Oh… 226 00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:22,945 And don't forget your phone, please. 227 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:37,545 Piotr? 228 00:13:41,265 --> 00:13:43,665 -Sweetie, what's going on? -I… I just… 229 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,745 Oh, my God! But why are you stammering? 230 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:50,065 Word salad. Please raise your hands. Oh, my God. Please try to smile for me. 231 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,065 It's crooked. It could be a stroke, give me your phone. 232 00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:56,945 Call someone! Wait, I'll do it. 233 00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:58,025 You don't move a muscle! 234 00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,185 The first minutes are vital! Pinch your fingertips! 235 00:14:01,265 --> 00:14:02,265 -It might be a stroke. -No! 236 00:14:02,345 --> 00:14:04,785 -No! It's not-- -Trust me. I read it online. 237 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:07,265 It's not a stroke… I mean, it's not… 238 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,745 Oh God! Oh, my love… 239 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:11,145 -Please talk to me. -No! 240 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,945 Is it a heart attack? I've got you. I'm here till the end, okay? Breathe in! 241 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:18,065 It's not a heart attack! No, it's the cash prize! 242 00:14:20,665 --> 00:14:22,905 We won the cash prize! 243 00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:28,745 That's great! 1,000! 244 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:39,185 One million dollars, love! 245 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:41,785 We're rich! 246 00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:49,225 -Let's drink to it! -Yeah! A million! 247 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,865 Yeah! Yeah! A million! 248 00:15:01,145 --> 00:15:03,785 -Quite a bloodbath, right? -Shh… 249 00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:05,105 My God, a million. 250 00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:10,025 -A million. One million dollars. -I'm gonna buy it all. 251 00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:13,545 We'll have to pay a lot of taxes on that. Geez, at least 100,000. 252 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:17,705 -All the things I have ever dreamed of. -So unfair right? We're down one hundred… 253 00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,985 I can't believe it. I haven't cashed it and we already… 254 00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,545 I've got an idea how to invest our winnings. 255 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:46,785 It's not how, but where. 256 00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:49,425 -What, where? -Where will we go on vacation? 257 00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:52,985 We can put some in a fund, and we buy a new house with the rest of it. 258 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,545 If we're going to invest our money, we should put it into my coffee shop. 259 00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:00,225 I'm not saying that's a bad idea, but it's a high-risk investment. 260 00:16:00,305 --> 00:16:02,265 I can see your plan and mine are very different. 261 00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,825 -Yeah, but mine's reasonable. -Hello? 262 00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,625 Hello? 263 00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:07,545 Hello? 264 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,745 -I can't hear you. -Hello? 265 00:16:09,825 --> 00:16:11,305 Love you! Call you later! 266 00:16:23,145 --> 00:16:25,705 -Have you finished the project? -I haven't started. 267 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,305 -And I'm not gonna. -No? 268 00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:28,345 No. 269 00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:29,505 Oh! Very well, then. 270 00:16:29,585 --> 00:16:32,265 You're not gonna treat us like we're dumber than the rest of the team. 271 00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:34,145 What? What are you… 272 00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:36,465 Uh, I've never said you're dumber. 273 00:16:37,385 --> 00:16:38,465 You're a chauvinist. 274 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:41,025 It must be difficult to be like that. 275 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,265 No. It's not difficult. 276 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,985 It's not difficult for me because I'm not a chauvinist. 277 00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:50,345 And because if we lose that contract, you won't get paid. 278 00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,545 Sounds good to me. 279 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,105 And, and, and you're fired! 280 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,105 No, darling. 281 00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:57,345 I quit, okay? 282 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:00,745 What can I get you? 283 00:17:01,265 --> 00:17:03,625 -Water. -Coffee and ice cream, for the last time. 284 00:17:03,705 --> 00:17:05,105 Coming right up. 285 00:17:05,185 --> 00:17:08,665 They might not kick me out for a month after not paying rent, 286 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:11,465 but after that, hello frostbite and homelessness. 287 00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:14,745 Lend me a sleeping bag? 288 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,105 Of course, honey. 289 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:19,625 How 'bout coming with me to get welfare at the unemployment office? 290 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,665 No, there's no need. We're gonna open a cafe. 291 00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:24,385 Of course, if we sell our organs. 292 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,465 I also want a small gallery for artists in it. 293 00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:31,065 That is if anyone even wants to buy coffee from us. 294 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,865 I bought a scratch card and won a lot of money. 295 00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:35,025 Here you go. 296 00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:40,985 I also won one time. 297 00:17:41,505 --> 00:17:43,185 One dollar. 298 00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:45,465 -It was just a little baby. -Enjoy. 299 00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,345 In this case, it was one million. 300 00:17:54,345 --> 00:17:56,265 One what? One million? 301 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:58,105 I'm sorry, did you hear me say one million? 302 00:17:58,705 --> 00:18:01,545 Yeah, you said one million. "One million." You heard yourself. 303 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,345 I meant one thousand. I meant one thousand times a hundred. 304 00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:05,625 Just a hundred thousand. 305 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:06,905 Are you serious? 306 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,945 But a hundred in Poland is like having a million in Vegas! 307 00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:13,825 I can't believe it, we're rich! I mean, you are rich, you and Piotr. 308 00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,985 Piotr. 309 00:18:16,745 --> 00:18:18,345 Piotr. 310 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,065 It's over. 311 00:18:21,145 --> 00:18:23,665 You know, that scratch card was also paid with my money. 312 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:26,545 Really? 313 00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:30,505 In fact, percentage-wise, 314 00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:32,465 I contributed more. 315 00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:48,865 Want to go look at the place? 316 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:52,225 -What if… -Let's just do it! 317 00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:54,345 What if we just do it? 318 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,065 FOR RENT 319 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,305 And there goes our dream. 320 00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:03,465 -It was good while it lasted. -Excuse me? 321 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:05,585 Oh, hello, ma'am. You did come back. 322 00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:07,425 We've decided to rent this unit. 323 00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:10,345 Well, I've already rented it out. I'm sorry, ma'am. 324 00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,665 I'll outbid that offer. 325 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,145 Plus, I'll pay three months in advance. 326 00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:17,385 I'll transfer the money right now. 327 00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:26,185 -Hey, big guy. -Hey. 328 00:19:29,945 --> 00:19:31,305 Tell me what's happening. 329 00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:33,665 I'm not getting along with Natalia. 330 00:19:34,665 --> 00:19:35,745 What did she do, man? 331 00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:38,625 When we didn't have money, it wasn't good, but money is making it worse. 332 00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:40,585 What, so now you have money? 333 00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:42,665 Scratch card money. 334 00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:44,985 I bought a Golden Rhinoceros and got a million dollars-- 335 00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:47,185 You won one million? What? 336 00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:50,145 -Shh! Shut it! Shh! -What do you mean? One million? 337 00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:52,025 -Almost. -Million? 338 00:19:52,105 --> 00:19:54,825 -Almost. -Jesus! They just won a million! 339 00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,945 -A million! -Shh! Quiet! Shh! 340 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,865 -Piotr? -You're back already? 341 00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:13,625 -You won't believe it. -Did you finish early? 342 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,625 I quit my job. 343 00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:19,385 Quit your job? Really? 344 00:20:21,025 --> 00:20:23,025 I should've done it a long time ago. What's that? 345 00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:24,305 The winnings. 346 00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:26,825 Which I see you're already spending. 347 00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:30,345 -I paid for the shopping with my card. -The credit card? 348 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,745 Honey, do you know how high the interest is? 349 00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:35,625 -Credit is for a rainy day. -The advance for the cafe too. 350 00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:37,225 We can return it. 351 00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:40,105 -The winnings? -No, the rent. 352 00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:42,945 Yeah, well, two thirds of that money is actually mine. 353 00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:46,145 It's my right to decide what we spend it on. 354 00:20:50,185 --> 00:20:51,985 You picked up the money on your own? 355 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:53,065 It was the safest way. 356 00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:55,825 Just like travelling by plane, each of us should travel separately. 357 00:20:56,425 --> 00:20:57,345 But why not together? 358 00:20:58,505 --> 00:21:01,825 That way one of us can live in the event of, you know, an accident. 359 00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:05,785 So whoever survives keeps all the money? 360 00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:10,865 You asked for it in cash, not transferred? I mean, where are we keeping it? 361 00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:13,265 The mattress? Or the couch? Where? 362 00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:24,025 Mmm! My dear friends, this is the right choice if you ask me. 363 00:21:27,025 --> 00:21:28,705 A tank couldn't get out of here. 364 00:21:28,785 --> 00:21:31,825 -Uh, is the size about right? -It's great, yeah. 365 00:21:31,905 --> 00:21:34,425 Yeah. It depends on what kind of money we're talking about. 366 00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:36,305 The kind that should fit in there perfectly. 367 00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:37,865 Some small change, that's it. 368 00:21:37,945 --> 00:21:41,345 Very well. Here's the instruction manual. 369 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,385 The guarantee. Okay. 370 00:21:43,465 --> 00:21:45,505 And the most important thing 371 00:21:46,145 --> 00:21:49,265 is that you will need two keys to open it. 372 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:54,305 Mmm! Of course, "love and trust," as they say, 373 00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:57,065 but "safety above all" is what I say. 374 00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:00,345 They also say, 375 00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:03,545 "Even the sweetest bride can turn into a ruthless murderer 376 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,345 when money gets in the way." 377 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,625 You know what I mean? 378 00:22:09,025 --> 00:22:10,505 I'm just joking! 379 00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:13,145 Well, gave a great day. 380 00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:22,945 There. 381 00:22:27,985 --> 00:22:30,345 Okay. Did you tell anyone about the money? 382 00:22:30,425 --> 00:22:31,785 No, no one knows. 383 00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:33,625 I'm sorry, did you hear me say one million? 384 00:22:34,225 --> 00:22:35,545 Yeah, you said one million. 385 00:22:36,305 --> 00:22:37,185 And you? 386 00:22:37,785 --> 00:22:38,625 Of course not. 387 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:41,665 -A million dollars. Yeah. Shh. Quiet. -Jesus! One million? 388 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:43,785 I repaired the socket. 389 00:22:43,865 --> 00:22:45,145 Upstairs. 390 00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:46,345 Yeah. 391 00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:49,025 You can go and check. 392 00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,185 Hmm? Go. Go see it. 393 00:23:11,705 --> 00:23:12,625 Ahh! 394 00:23:14,545 --> 00:23:15,425 Are you okay? 395 00:23:22,345 --> 00:23:23,585 So you say that… 396 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:27,385 Piotr hasn't changed a bit since you got the money? 397 00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:29,945 -We argue even less now. -Mmm! 398 00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:33,305 And the other day, he even repaired the socket 399 00:23:33,385 --> 00:23:34,905 that's been broken for months. 400 00:23:34,985 --> 00:23:37,865 -'Course, I was immediately electrocuted-- -Ha! 401 00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:41,665 So he's already started. 402 00:23:42,305 --> 00:23:44,745 -Started what? -The plan to murder you, isn't it obvious? 403 00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:46,585 Come on, Agata! 404 00:23:46,665 --> 00:23:50,025 You know, all that cash can get him a new life, new car, new wife, why not? 405 00:24:01,465 --> 00:24:04,985 Oh, I think that's just a work lunch. 406 00:24:05,065 --> 00:24:06,065 Uh-huh. 407 00:24:09,385 --> 00:24:11,425 -What are you planning? -We need the smoking gun. 408 00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:13,145 The what? 409 00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:14,585 You just need proof. 410 00:24:28,785 --> 00:24:29,865 Wow! 411 00:24:36,545 --> 00:24:38,705 I've always known you wouldn't let me down. 412 00:24:39,305 --> 00:24:41,625 We just have to dot the I's and cross the T's. 413 00:24:42,585 --> 00:24:44,385 Piotruś? Piotruś? 414 00:24:44,465 --> 00:24:45,465 Excuse me? 415 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,665 Oh, right, cross the T's. I have to tell you something. 416 00:24:48,745 --> 00:24:52,145 Because a new chapter in my life is starting now, but, remember, 417 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,145 in a moment this will all be in the past. 418 00:24:54,225 --> 00:24:56,665 And as the say… 419 00:24:57,585 --> 00:24:59,625 -My apologies. -Don't worry, sir. 420 00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,785 Now, don't get distracted, what were you trying to tell me? 421 00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:04,345 -Of course. -Uh-huh. 422 00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:06,625 Right, I was thinking one of the things that has always… 423 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:07,705 Hi, love. 424 00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:10,265 -Piotr. -Natalia? 425 00:25:10,345 --> 00:25:13,065 -Mmm-hmm. -Hey! It's been such a long time! 426 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,305 Right, a really long time, yeah. 427 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:21,985 I guess that's not a big problem for my husband, right? 428 00:25:22,985 --> 00:25:23,985 Yeah. 429 00:25:24,745 --> 00:25:27,785 -How do you even put up with our Piotruś? -Piotr. 430 00:25:28,585 --> 00:25:31,865 We have to get together sometime. Uh, the three of us. Let's do that. 431 00:25:31,945 --> 00:25:32,945 The three of us. 432 00:25:33,745 --> 00:25:36,105 A barbecue at the house. Let's do that. 433 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,465 -Let's do that. -Great! 434 00:25:40,865 --> 00:25:42,025 I think you spilled something. 435 00:25:43,665 --> 00:25:45,105 Uh, my tab's on you? 436 00:25:45,985 --> 00:25:47,545 Of course it is, my love. 437 00:25:50,305 --> 00:25:51,305 A crisis? 438 00:25:55,985 --> 00:25:56,825 Wow. 439 00:26:00,305 --> 00:26:02,305 Shouldn't you keep it in there a longer? 440 00:26:02,385 --> 00:26:03,985 It's instant rice, of course not. 441 00:26:09,465 --> 00:26:10,425 It works! 442 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:15,025 A new chapter in my life is starting, 443 00:26:15,105 --> 00:26:17,665 but, remember, you can always count on me. 444 00:26:18,985 --> 00:26:21,345 You still have some old obligations. 445 00:26:21,425 --> 00:26:23,385 In a moment, this will all be in the past, 446 00:26:23,465 --> 00:26:27,025 and, as they say, when the past is obsolete, it must die. 447 00:26:27,105 --> 00:26:28,065 Ha! 448 00:26:28,145 --> 00:26:29,465 -So I was right. -What? 449 00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:33,305 The hairdryer, meeting with his ex-girlfriend. 450 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,785 "The past must die." They have been planning it for ages. 451 00:26:35,865 --> 00:26:37,985 Ages! Please, I've read about this. 452 00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,865 Come on. I'm sure they're still together. 453 00:26:39,945 --> 00:26:41,185 Since high school. 454 00:26:41,265 --> 00:26:44,065 No, I mean, they broke up. He wasn't pretending at your wedding. 455 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:47,505 Then they got back together. I'm sure you can find proof of the affair at home. 456 00:26:47,585 --> 00:26:48,785 Ah, is that so? 457 00:26:48,865 --> 00:26:52,145 Oh, come on! And of a plan of getting you… 458 00:26:52,225 --> 00:26:53,265 Agata. 459 00:26:53,785 --> 00:26:56,425 Piotr would never do anything to hurt me. 460 00:27:00,145 --> 00:27:01,825 What am I supposed to look for? 461 00:27:08,865 --> 00:27:11,865 BENEFICIARY PIOTR MATEUSZ ROZWADOWSKI 462 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:24,945 -Hey. -Hey! 463 00:27:26,665 --> 00:27:29,185 -What happened? You're late. -Łukasz had a problem. 464 00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:31,505 -What are you doing? -I'm organizing. 465 00:27:31,585 --> 00:27:32,585 My things? 466 00:27:38,785 --> 00:27:39,785 Would you like some help? 467 00:27:42,065 --> 00:27:43,065 No, thanks. 468 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,505 I'm already done. There. 469 00:28:15,545 --> 00:28:18,025 -What's up? -This is crazy, I swear. 470 00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:19,385 It's madness. 471 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,465 I told you. 472 00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:22,385 How much did he insure you for? 473 00:28:22,465 --> 00:28:25,585 Almost a million. He'll get the money after I die. 474 00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:28,185 That's nice. 475 00:28:28,785 --> 00:28:30,625 I'm telling you, it was definitely her idea. 476 00:28:31,465 --> 00:28:32,505 Hmm… 477 00:28:33,025 --> 00:28:34,825 You just have to survive the night. 478 00:28:35,425 --> 00:28:38,745 And to survive the night, you have to be one step ahead. 479 00:28:40,745 --> 00:28:42,865 What do I do now? Should I kill him at night… 480 00:28:43,745 --> 00:28:44,745 or what? 481 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:06,505 Mmm. Hey, man, you could totally report her to the police. 482 00:30:07,185 --> 00:30:09,345 Report that my wife wants to kill me? 483 00:30:09,425 --> 00:30:11,145 No, you're right. Makes no sense. 484 00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:13,465 But maybe you could star in one of those cool TV shows? 485 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,545 Like those docudramas. 486 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,585 Everybody in this country loves docudramas! 487 00:30:16,665 --> 00:30:18,945 On Sundays, you'd be a hero for everyone home at lunch. 488 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,705 -Leave that thing. -Mmm. 489 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,785 -You could be a hit, dude. -I don't wanna be a hit. 490 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:24,265 Leave that, it's not yours! 491 00:30:25,185 --> 00:30:27,065 You know, all I do is save people's lives. 492 00:30:27,145 --> 00:30:28,425 By eating their food? 493 00:30:29,985 --> 00:30:31,745 Have you seen the fat it contains? 494 00:30:31,825 --> 00:30:34,185 And when you add the corporate stress, dude? 495 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:35,945 It's a recipe for a heart attack. 496 00:30:36,465 --> 00:30:39,425 But, listen, docudrama aside, I think you're right. 497 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,425 The police would be a dead end in our case, bro. 498 00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:42,665 Yeah. Pretty much. 499 00:30:42,745 --> 00:30:45,185 I think that knife may not really serve as evidence. 500 00:30:45,265 --> 00:30:47,785 -I don't think so. -You're not supposed to be here. 501 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,465 You are paying for everything you ate, plus every cup of coffee. 502 00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:55,585 I've found the first resort 503 00:30:55,665 --> 00:30:57,385 interested in our project. 504 00:30:57,465 --> 00:30:59,185 So, now, 505 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:02,505 someone's gotta go right into the mountains. 506 00:31:02,585 --> 00:31:03,465 Of course I'll do it. 507 00:31:04,305 --> 00:31:05,545 Don't you dare say a thing. 508 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:10,225 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 509 00:31:11,985 --> 00:31:14,465 I would've slept with her if you hadn't done it in high school. 510 00:31:14,545 --> 00:31:16,425 Didn't you hear? Don't say a thing. 511 00:31:16,945 --> 00:31:17,985 Let me see that. 512 00:31:22,105 --> 00:31:23,385 TWO-PERSON VACATION 513 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,745 Just a second. 514 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,385 Mountains. 515 00:31:28,145 --> 00:31:29,145 A road trip. 516 00:31:32,705 --> 00:31:33,905 We've got a plan. 517 00:31:41,745 --> 00:31:42,745 Piotr? 518 00:31:45,345 --> 00:31:46,465 Piotr? 519 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:50,745 I couldn't wait any longer. 520 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,185 Are we expecting guests tonight? 521 00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:54,145 Guests? 522 00:31:55,145 --> 00:31:57,105 No. Just you and me. 523 00:32:04,905 --> 00:32:05,905 I'll get ready. 524 00:32:13,785 --> 00:32:15,305 It's weird, you never cook. 525 00:32:16,345 --> 00:32:18,825 There's always gotta be a first time, don't you think? 526 00:32:19,585 --> 00:32:21,745 Oh, that's it! Perfect! 527 00:32:26,785 --> 00:32:28,025 Just how you like it. 528 00:32:28,665 --> 00:32:29,785 Bloody and rare. 529 00:32:30,505 --> 00:32:32,345 Try it. I hope you like it, love. 530 00:32:38,785 --> 00:32:39,665 Nice and rare. 531 00:32:40,185 --> 00:32:42,625 -Aren't you eating, too? -Of course I'll eat. 532 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:48,025 But before that… 533 00:32:49,505 --> 00:32:51,185 Some fine wine for you, ma'am. 534 00:32:52,265 --> 00:32:54,905 -Hon, you're allergic to wine. -It's for you, I've got a beer. 535 00:32:57,985 --> 00:33:01,905 WEEDDOWN KILLS WEEDS HIGHLY TOXIC 536 00:33:06,425 --> 00:33:09,305 So, a toast. To us. 537 00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:15,505 Oh… 538 00:33:17,825 --> 00:33:18,825 Mmm. 539 00:33:19,745 --> 00:33:21,465 Guess what? I've got a surprise for you. 540 00:33:23,385 --> 00:33:24,945 Isn't the dinner the surprise? 541 00:33:25,465 --> 00:33:26,665 Not the only one. 542 00:33:27,265 --> 00:33:29,145 Don't worry! Don't worry! Don't be scared. 543 00:33:33,905 --> 00:33:36,105 A late anniversary present for you, my love. 544 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:38,945 Now read it. 545 00:33:42,945 --> 00:33:44,705 The vacation of your dreams. 546 00:33:50,425 --> 00:33:51,785 He's cunning. 547 00:33:52,305 --> 00:33:54,545 A spa is the perfect place for an accident. 548 00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,545 What if it is actually just a present? 549 00:33:56,625 --> 00:34:00,385 Yeah, or maybe you're just too naive, Nat. I'm sure it's a trap. 550 00:34:00,465 --> 00:34:01,505 I don't know. 551 00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:06,345 I figured something out to get him off your scent. 552 00:34:06,905 --> 00:34:09,985 -Oh, yeah? What's that? -Are you serious? Sex, obviously. 553 00:34:10,065 --> 00:34:12,145 Don't you know men are that easy? 554 00:34:12,225 --> 00:34:13,385 Hey… 555 00:34:15,225 --> 00:34:17,145 You can't be alone with him in that spa. 556 00:34:18,345 --> 00:34:19,425 What do you mean? 557 00:34:19,505 --> 00:34:23,505 I mean, uh, I'm going with you, but I have no money right now. 558 00:34:23,585 --> 00:34:25,225 So, you know. 559 00:34:25,305 --> 00:34:26,945 I can just pay you back later. 560 00:35:09,785 --> 00:35:10,985 I'll drive today. 561 00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:12,865 You hate driving, Nat. 562 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,945 Piotr. I love driving, hon. 563 00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:16,985 -Since when? -Since today. 564 00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:19,305 -But I'm the safer driver. -The keys. 565 00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:21,905 Ah, did you bring my adrenaline medkit? 566 00:35:22,785 --> 00:35:23,905 Give me a second. 567 00:35:25,825 --> 00:35:26,825 Bogdan! 568 00:35:31,145 --> 00:35:33,465 -Hello, my dear neighbor. -Hi, Bogdan. 569 00:35:33,545 --> 00:35:34,625 Going on vacation? 570 00:35:34,705 --> 00:35:37,425 -Yeah, just one or two days. -Fantastic! 571 00:35:43,105 --> 00:35:44,185 Now, the keys. 572 00:36:07,185 --> 00:36:08,185 Eyes on the road. 573 00:36:12,265 --> 00:36:13,665 -Oh God! Watch out! -Ahh! 574 00:36:20,985 --> 00:36:22,545 Are you trying to kill me? 575 00:36:23,065 --> 00:36:24,105 Or vice versa. 576 00:36:48,905 --> 00:36:52,985 Amazing! I dreamed of starting my vacation pushing suitcases uphill. 577 00:36:53,065 --> 00:36:54,345 I'm the one pushing them. 578 00:36:54,425 --> 00:36:57,545 Listen, do you have a sinister plan of ruining this trip for me 579 00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:58,625 before we even check in? 580 00:36:58,705 --> 00:37:00,225 Ruin it for you how, exactly? 581 00:37:00,825 --> 00:37:02,545 I just wanted to enjoy the view! 582 00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:06,905 Oh, look. 583 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,665 The view is spectacular! 584 00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:13,305 But I'd rather be enjoying this view from our room, you know, 585 00:37:13,385 --> 00:37:14,865 with a delicious cocktail. 586 00:37:14,945 --> 00:37:17,265 And you will! I promise you will! 587 00:37:17,345 --> 00:37:20,945 You'll get all the drinks you want! No skimping this weekend, all right? 588 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:23,065 And after that? 589 00:37:23,145 --> 00:37:26,145 Oh, just hurry up! You know that's not what I mean! 590 00:37:26,785 --> 00:37:28,385 Watch out! 591 00:37:29,545 --> 00:37:30,545 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 592 00:37:36,105 --> 00:37:37,865 So are you trying to kill me? 593 00:37:47,905 --> 00:37:50,585 Why don't we go to my office, ma'am? This way. 594 00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:53,385 We just want to make sure you enjoy your trip. 595 00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:55,465 -May I help you? -Hello, ma'am. 596 00:37:55,545 --> 00:37:58,145 Uh, Piotr Rozwadowski. I have a reservation. 597 00:38:02,265 --> 00:38:03,105 Hmm. 598 00:38:03,945 --> 00:38:06,065 -With your assistant, or… -With my wife. 599 00:38:06,665 --> 00:38:09,865 -Because the company is only covering-- -Rozwadowski, Piotr. 600 00:38:09,945 --> 00:38:11,665 I reserved the presidential suite. 601 00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:14,265 Ah, the presidential, of course! 602 00:38:14,345 --> 00:38:16,065 -The boss said all-inclusive plan-- -Exactly. 603 00:38:16,145 --> 00:38:18,585 -Uh, we have prepared for you the-- -The room. Thank you, ma'am. 604 00:38:18,665 --> 00:38:19,945 The offer. 605 00:38:20,545 --> 00:38:21,425 For our stay. 606 00:38:22,505 --> 00:38:24,465 Oh! Look what they have there. 607 00:38:27,945 --> 00:38:30,185 -May I have the key now? -Hmm. 608 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:34,905 Hmm! 609 00:38:34,985 --> 00:38:37,905 A skydiving experience. Would you jump too? 610 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:41,745 -She's always wanted to jump. -My husband is afraid of heights. 611 00:38:41,825 --> 00:38:43,745 -Ahh! -Not exactly afraid of heights. 612 00:38:44,345 --> 00:38:46,905 That's great! Uh, how long did you say you've been married for? 613 00:38:46,985 --> 00:38:49,825 -Five years. -Five years and five days. 614 00:38:49,905 --> 00:38:52,505 -We plan on dying together. -Who knows what the future will bring? 615 00:38:52,585 --> 00:38:54,705 -Am I right? -You're right. 616 00:39:03,665 --> 00:39:06,465 This trip will be totally different. 617 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,705 You've got that right! 618 00:39:24,785 --> 00:39:25,865 Whoo-hoo! 619 00:39:28,105 --> 00:39:30,665 Hello, everyone! 620 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:31,865 Who are you? 621 00:39:31,945 --> 00:39:33,665 Uh, Natalia and Piotr, right? 622 00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:35,545 Krystian Blok. 623 00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:39,705 I'm a paramedic, guide, and survival specialist, all in one. 624 00:39:40,425 --> 00:39:41,625 Nice to meet you. 625 00:39:42,225 --> 00:39:44,985 I'm gonna be around for the next few days to take care of you all. 626 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:46,465 Oh! 627 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,105 But I don't think I'll mind this kind of captivity. 628 00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:50,745 I, uh… 629 00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:52,465 I don't remember asking for a guide. 630 00:39:53,665 --> 00:39:56,345 -No? -Uh, you bought the all-inclusive package. 631 00:39:56,425 --> 00:39:58,105 -And I come with it. -Oh! He comes with it. 632 00:39:58,185 --> 00:39:59,025 Right. 633 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:02,025 Have a nice rest, 'cause tomorrow, you'll have a beautiful, 634 00:40:02,105 --> 00:40:03,745 but tough little hike. 635 00:40:03,825 --> 00:40:06,345 But my husband is not a big fan of hiking. I mean-- 636 00:40:06,425 --> 00:40:08,785 -Who says I'm not a big fan? -What about all your allergies? 637 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:12,865 -I don't mind the allergies. -Ah, well, you can't miss that. 638 00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:16,705 Uh, the beauty of nature, and… and the effort, right? 639 00:40:16,785 --> 00:40:19,185 Too bad. We'll figure it out. 640 00:40:19,265 --> 00:40:20,945 But, for now, I've gotta run. 641 00:40:23,425 --> 00:40:25,905 He thinks that he's Janosik. 642 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,105 Get over yourself. Janosik was Slovak, babe. 643 00:40:29,185 --> 00:40:30,025 Oh. 644 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:32,585 So are you sure? You're really doing it? 645 00:40:33,585 --> 00:40:35,385 I didn't pay for this trip to cancel things. 646 00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:41,985 She planned it all well. 647 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,625 You'll go together, but you won't be coming back. 648 00:40:47,225 --> 00:40:49,665 So he supposedly booked hiking by mistake? 649 00:40:49,745 --> 00:40:51,505 It's a package, he wanted to cancel. 650 00:40:53,145 --> 00:40:54,265 He didn't, though. 651 00:40:54,865 --> 00:40:56,665 But she didn't know about the trip. 652 00:40:57,185 --> 00:41:00,465 I bet she knew about it and planned everything before coming here. 653 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:03,345 Everyone knows the mountains are a great spot for accidents. 654 00:41:03,425 --> 00:41:06,705 Phone call, recording, insurance, lover, boss, murder. 655 00:41:06,785 --> 00:41:09,145 -I'll come with you, be your shadow. -You're not going. 656 00:41:09,225 --> 00:41:12,505 Obviously, I've got to be there, but we've gotta be smart. 657 00:41:13,025 --> 00:41:15,425 He knows me very well. Plus, he'll see right through us. 658 00:41:15,945 --> 00:41:17,865 I'm thinking that we need a good plan. 659 00:41:17,945 --> 00:41:20,625 You know what? I think you better stay away from the bar. 660 00:41:22,425 --> 00:41:25,425 Friendly reminder, don't teach me how to conspire. Bye. 661 00:41:28,145 --> 00:41:29,585 Attention, everyone. 662 00:41:29,665 --> 00:41:32,065 It's time for the ladies to ask the gentlemen to dance… 663 00:41:32,585 --> 00:41:33,585 Six shots. 664 00:41:38,465 --> 00:41:39,785 Six? 665 00:41:41,705 --> 00:41:43,545 My lucky number is six. 666 00:41:44,825 --> 00:41:45,665 Really? 667 00:41:45,745 --> 00:41:46,905 That's funny. 668 00:41:47,465 --> 00:41:48,465 Mine is twelve. 669 00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:52,785 I'm sorry, change of plan. Twelve shots. 670 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,825 Accurate and complementary. 671 00:41:59,905 --> 00:42:01,945 I've got something to show you. Give me a sec. 672 00:42:03,305 --> 00:42:04,985 Six, twelve. 673 00:42:10,345 --> 00:42:11,745 Ooh. 674 00:42:11,825 --> 00:42:13,585 Hold your horses, cowboy. 675 00:42:15,985 --> 00:42:18,145 No way! 676 00:42:18,985 --> 00:42:22,545 If I believed in fate, which is idiotic, I might even say that this… 677 00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:24,505 this was fate. 678 00:42:26,185 --> 00:42:27,185 Hmm. 679 00:42:27,785 --> 00:42:30,105 What can I do to make you think it really is? 680 00:42:33,265 --> 00:42:34,625 There's no chance. 681 00:42:39,745 --> 00:42:42,305 Don't forget, 12-06. It's for you. 682 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:46,185 "Accurate and complementary." 683 00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:48,385 Welcome to dance! 684 00:43:30,145 --> 00:43:32,945 -Thanks for walking me to my room. -Anytime. 685 00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:39,025 -I guess this is… -This is good night? 686 00:43:39,105 --> 00:43:40,105 Good night. 687 00:43:41,305 --> 00:43:42,345 It was awesome. 688 00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:45,745 You know what I think? 689 00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:50,825 That it was even better than awesome. 690 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:54,865 Ah! 691 00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:01,265 So… 692 00:44:02,825 --> 00:44:03,825 would you… 693 00:44:04,985 --> 00:44:07,065 like to do this again some other day? 694 00:44:09,425 --> 00:44:10,505 I'd like that. 695 00:44:17,785 --> 00:44:19,145 Łukasz, you idiot! 696 00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:31,105 Very well. Now, sit down everyone, please. Right. 697 00:44:32,705 --> 00:44:33,905 Oh, thank you. 698 00:44:33,985 --> 00:44:36,465 Unfortunately, last year we had lightning strikes, 699 00:44:36,545 --> 00:44:38,105 missing people, and frostbite. 700 00:44:39,145 --> 00:44:40,185 And avalanches? 701 00:44:41,025 --> 00:44:42,785 I've heard avalanches are fatal 702 00:44:42,865 --> 00:44:45,465 Not always. Gotta stay alert, though. 703 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:47,625 Even in summer? 704 00:44:48,145 --> 00:44:50,025 During summer you get rockfalls. 705 00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:51,905 What a crowd pleaser. 706 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:52,985 Silence. 707 00:44:54,985 --> 00:44:56,145 Now, listen, guys. 708 00:44:56,225 --> 00:44:59,465 This forest is full of very dangerous wild animals, 709 00:44:59,545 --> 00:45:03,585 such as bears, wolves, moose… 710 00:45:04,665 --> 00:45:05,505 Give me a break. 711 00:45:06,385 --> 00:45:08,185 -And also… -Berries, sweetie? 712 00:45:08,265 --> 00:45:11,705 -Mmm-hmm. -A variety of dangerous plants and weeds. 713 00:45:11,785 --> 00:45:13,545 Like the jimsonweed. Well… 714 00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:17,665 jimsonweed and sorrel are easily confused, but one even more dangerous, 715 00:45:17,745 --> 00:45:19,945 poisonous nightshade! 716 00:45:27,505 --> 00:45:29,785 After eating just ten berries of nightshade, 717 00:45:30,345 --> 00:45:33,825 hallucinations, loss of consciousness, high fever, kaput. 718 00:45:37,665 --> 00:45:38,665 Congratulations! 719 00:45:40,145 --> 00:45:41,665 You almost killed your wife. 720 00:45:42,825 --> 00:45:44,025 Jesus… 721 00:45:45,745 --> 00:45:46,745 And this one? 722 00:45:57,225 --> 00:45:58,785 Save your energy, everyone! 723 00:45:59,305 --> 00:46:01,545 You'll need it for the rest of the activities! 724 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:04,865 -Oh! Like what? -Just wait, all in due time. 725 00:46:04,945 --> 00:46:07,105 Oh God, I love surprises! 726 00:46:07,185 --> 00:46:10,465 She'll hate them once she's been married for ten years. 727 00:46:10,985 --> 00:46:13,865 And, oh, remember, this rule's essential! 728 00:46:14,665 --> 00:46:15,665 Don't wander around. 729 00:46:17,785 --> 00:46:21,145 And don't make any stops, unless you ask me first, you understand? 730 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:22,785 Yes, yes! 731 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,985 Were you also dragged here by your wife? 732 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:29,345 "A trip would be really good for you, hon!" 733 00:46:29,425 --> 00:46:31,105 -Mmm. -It'll give me a stroke! 734 00:46:31,185 --> 00:46:33,305 First, they take all of our freedom… 735 00:46:35,065 --> 00:46:37,505 And eventually take our whole life away from us. 736 00:46:39,345 --> 00:46:41,625 Don't be dramatic. 737 00:46:41,705 --> 00:46:45,305 Come on, mine's just waiting to tap-dance on my grave, man! 738 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:47,225 Yours too! 739 00:46:48,345 --> 00:46:50,985 Put on your sunglasses! Come on! Keep the pace up, boys! 740 00:46:51,065 --> 00:46:52,705 The ladies are putting you to shame. 741 00:46:58,985 --> 00:47:00,505 We'll climb in pairs. 742 00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:04,345 The person below will watch over the person above. 743 00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,025 It's all about trust. 744 00:47:06,545 --> 00:47:09,305 The mountain builds a strong bond between the climbers. 745 00:47:09,985 --> 00:47:10,985 It strengthens trust. 746 00:47:11,065 --> 00:47:12,985 Or reveals the untrustworthy. 747 00:47:13,065 --> 00:47:14,065 Well, yeah. 748 00:47:15,105 --> 00:47:15,945 Who goes first? 749 00:47:17,065 --> 00:47:18,825 Oh, no, no. Definitely not me. 750 00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:21,025 Excuse me. Excuse me. 751 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,705 -Me. Yeah. -You? 752 00:47:22,785 --> 00:47:24,185 Then get up here! 753 00:47:24,265 --> 00:47:26,145 You'll be spotting me the whole time. 754 00:47:26,745 --> 00:47:28,545 Of course I will. 755 00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,985 We'll see about that. Kill me in front of them. 756 00:47:33,065 --> 00:47:34,385 All right, calm down. 757 00:47:56,225 --> 00:47:58,265 Make sure to always have two security points. 758 00:47:58,785 --> 00:48:00,265 Don't worry, love, I got you! 759 00:48:02,945 --> 00:48:04,465 Oh, wow. 760 00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:05,705 Try your left. A bit… 761 00:48:05,785 --> 00:48:08,105 A bit to the left, babe. It may make it easier. 762 00:48:32,505 --> 00:48:33,825 Ugh. 763 00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,265 Wow! 764 00:48:48,265 --> 00:48:49,825 Whoa! 765 00:48:52,265 --> 00:48:54,145 I gotcha. You're fine. 766 00:48:54,225 --> 00:48:56,425 I asked you a thousand times to stop following us! 767 00:48:56,505 --> 00:48:59,225 -That could have ended in tragedy! -Shh! Just sit down. 768 00:48:59,305 --> 00:49:01,785 Hmm? 769 00:49:03,265 --> 00:49:05,545 -Did it, though? It didn't, right? -Ugh. 770 00:49:06,265 --> 00:49:08,305 Remember, we're not here to play mountaineers, 771 00:49:08,825 --> 00:49:10,185 but to execute our plan. 772 00:49:10,265 --> 00:49:13,025 Dude, what plan? We haven't come up with any plan at all! 773 00:49:13,105 --> 00:49:13,945 Shh. 774 00:49:16,265 --> 00:49:19,905 What did you think? That I'd sit here twiddling my thumbs all day? 775 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,905 -Natalia's not trying to kill me. -Isn't she? 776 00:49:24,865 --> 00:49:26,665 What about this activity she wants? 777 00:49:27,185 --> 00:49:29,105 No, that's not-- No. Kinda. 778 00:49:30,345 --> 00:49:31,665 Skydiving is dangerous. 779 00:49:34,225 --> 00:49:37,585 Piotruś, my friend, that's precisely her plan! 780 00:49:42,225 --> 00:49:45,705 Luckily, we have our own. Listen to me closely. Pay attention. 781 00:49:47,505 --> 00:49:49,345 Invite her to a nice dinner tonight. 782 00:49:49,425 --> 00:49:52,065 -But she doesn't speak to me anymore. -Let me finish! 783 00:49:53,145 --> 00:49:54,145 Tell her 784 00:49:54,665 --> 00:49:55,865 it's an apology dinner. 785 00:49:57,585 --> 00:49:59,265 She can't say no, man. 786 00:49:59,785 --> 00:50:00,705 And during dinner, 787 00:50:00,785 --> 00:50:03,385 you just give her enough alcohol to get her hammered, 788 00:50:03,465 --> 00:50:05,105 make sure she can't even walk straight. 789 00:50:05,985 --> 00:50:08,145 You want me to get her wasted as an apology? 790 00:50:08,225 --> 00:50:10,305 In the meantime, I'll break into your hotel room-- 791 00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:11,865 The hotel has a hundred cameras! 792 00:50:15,825 --> 00:50:17,825 Man, you have no faith in me whatsoever. 793 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:22,385 I'll break into your room 794 00:50:23,225 --> 00:50:24,305 and spill lotion. 795 00:50:25,145 --> 00:50:27,545 I will do it in the bathroom so it gets slippery. 796 00:50:28,705 --> 00:50:30,985 She comes into the bathroom, and she's still so drunk… 797 00:50:35,185 --> 00:50:36,025 Six feet under. 798 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:42,865 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 799 00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:49,185 You know, I'm not loving this oil. 800 00:50:49,265 --> 00:50:51,585 -I'll get you another. -Ooh, thanks. 801 00:50:51,665 --> 00:50:52,665 Thanks! 802 00:50:54,705 --> 00:50:56,385 Make it two! 803 00:50:57,945 --> 00:50:59,185 Thank you. 804 00:51:02,105 --> 00:51:04,825 What now? You mentioned Piotr is allergic? 805 00:51:04,905 --> 00:51:05,905 Mmm-hmm. 806 00:51:06,425 --> 00:51:07,705 To all the things I love. 807 00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:11,625 -Wine, so naturally to grapes too. -God, I'd kill myself. 808 00:51:12,385 --> 00:51:14,145 Life would have no meaning. 809 00:51:14,225 --> 00:51:16,785 We're actually doing the guy a favor, don't you think? 810 00:51:20,025 --> 00:51:21,225 Almonds as well. 811 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:24,905 Ah! 812 00:51:26,145 --> 00:51:27,185 Almonds work. 813 00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:29,945 Perfect, almonds are great! 814 00:51:30,025 --> 00:51:31,545 Uh, okay. 815 00:51:33,185 --> 00:51:34,785 You'll take him out to dinner 816 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:37,265 and make him order some pasta. 817 00:51:39,825 --> 00:51:41,745 Pasta and almonds? Come on. 818 00:51:41,825 --> 00:51:42,985 With garlic, dummy! 819 00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:45,385 Because sliced almonds look like sliced garlic. 820 00:51:45,465 --> 00:51:47,665 I read about that online, never mind. 821 00:51:47,745 --> 00:51:49,705 Just get your husband to ask for pasta. 822 00:51:51,585 --> 00:51:53,465 That sounds great, but who'd switch them for me? 823 00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:55,785 The chef. 824 00:51:56,305 --> 00:51:57,945 Or maybe the server can do it. 825 00:51:58,025 --> 00:52:00,985 The chefs are hot, and I can deal with a hot guy anytime. 826 00:52:02,705 --> 00:52:05,265 Let's say you get to switch out the garlic for almonds, 827 00:52:05,345 --> 00:52:07,425 and that Piotr does order the pasta, 828 00:52:07,945 --> 00:52:10,105 someone could have a medkit with adrenaline. 829 00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:14,385 Actually, we brought a medkit with adrenaline. 830 00:52:14,905 --> 00:52:15,985 Bring the syringe, 831 00:52:16,545 --> 00:52:18,625 so you can just fake the injection. 832 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:30,185 -Shall we order champagne? -You know that I'm allergic. 833 00:52:30,785 --> 00:52:33,505 I think moonshine sounds like a good way to go tonight. 834 00:52:34,025 --> 00:52:36,785 -You want moonshine during dinner? -Why not? 835 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:38,785 I'm gonna order two bottles to start. 836 00:52:39,385 --> 00:52:41,305 I'm not having two bottles of moonshine, Piotr. 837 00:52:42,345 --> 00:52:43,345 For both of us! 838 00:52:43,865 --> 00:52:44,945 We can do it! 839 00:52:46,345 --> 00:52:48,345 Good evening, ma'am. 840 00:52:48,425 --> 00:52:49,665 Can we please order the pasta? 841 00:52:49,745 --> 00:52:52,785 Actually, we're in the mountains. The trout is incredible here. 842 00:52:53,705 --> 00:52:56,705 And the chef's specialty is pasta, hon. For both of us. 843 00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:59,225 Uh, may I recommend 844 00:52:59,305 --> 00:53:02,265 the tagliatelle with black truffle and sliced garlic? 845 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,705 -I'll stick with the trout. -That's it, the one with garlic. 846 00:53:04,785 --> 00:53:07,025 Amazing, my husband loves pasta. Thank you, ma'am. 847 00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:11,025 -And two bottles of moonshine, please. -Mmm-hmm. 848 00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:11,985 Thank you. 849 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:17,905 I can't wait for you to show me all the nooks and crannies of your kitchen. 850 00:53:17,985 --> 00:53:19,425 -Mmm-hmm? -Uh-huh. 851 00:53:20,025 --> 00:53:23,065 Luca, stop pretending you're the chef here. 852 00:53:23,145 --> 00:53:24,425 The dishes are waiting. 853 00:53:25,025 --> 00:53:25,865 But he's the-- 854 00:53:25,945 --> 00:53:28,105 What, did he tell you he was the chef here? 855 00:53:28,185 --> 00:53:29,225 Poor girl! 856 00:53:57,425 --> 00:53:58,265 Whoo! 857 00:54:04,865 --> 00:54:06,585 -How about another one? -Maybe after we eat. 858 00:54:06,665 --> 00:54:07,545 Let's not waste time. 859 00:54:08,465 --> 00:54:11,145 Ah! Come on, babe, try it. I'm sure you're gonna love it. 860 00:54:11,225 --> 00:54:12,545 First, a toast. 861 00:54:13,185 --> 00:54:14,905 -Let's eat. -To us. 862 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,305 ADRENALINE 863 00:54:40,105 --> 00:54:40,985 Mmm! 864 00:54:46,865 --> 00:54:47,745 Mmm! 865 00:54:48,305 --> 00:54:49,665 -It's amazing! -Mmm-hmm! 866 00:54:51,385 --> 00:54:53,665 Have some more garlic. It's delicious. 867 00:54:54,785 --> 00:54:55,625 Mmm-hmm. 868 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:03,265 Try mine. 869 00:55:03,345 --> 00:55:04,985 -But I do have-- -Just try it! Ah! 870 00:55:05,065 --> 00:55:08,265 Oh, thank you. I don't want-- Uh, no. No, thank you. 871 00:55:08,345 --> 00:55:09,265 Mmm. 872 00:55:09,785 --> 00:55:10,705 Mmm! 873 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,425 Mmm, yup. 874 00:55:14,425 --> 00:55:15,425 How is it? 875 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,105 Delicious. 876 00:55:22,665 --> 00:55:23,985 -Taste it? -What? 877 00:55:34,825 --> 00:55:36,785 Sorry. 878 00:55:38,425 --> 00:55:39,545 It must be the garlic. 879 00:55:44,785 --> 00:55:45,945 Can you-- 880 00:55:57,385 --> 00:55:59,425 Oh, my God, he's choking! 881 00:55:59,505 --> 00:56:01,305 -Piotr! -Somebody help him! 882 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:08,505 Don't worry, love. I'll save you. 883 00:56:09,145 --> 00:56:10,345 What? 884 00:56:14,225 --> 00:56:15,825 Give me a pat on the back. 885 00:56:18,465 --> 00:56:19,985 It was just stuck in my throat. 886 00:56:25,185 --> 00:56:27,105 You could have killed me with that shot. 887 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:29,025 -I wouldn't do that. -Well, it's-- 888 00:56:29,105 --> 00:56:32,065 I'm your girl. No, sir. 889 00:56:32,145 --> 00:56:34,545 Mmm, you're right. How could you know that was gonna happen? 890 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:38,025 There's no way I could've known you were gonna choke during dinner. 891 00:56:38,105 --> 00:56:39,065 Right. 892 00:56:40,185 --> 00:56:43,505 Babe, maybe it's not a good moment, but… 893 00:56:44,425 --> 00:56:47,585 I feel like we need to talk about our current situation. 894 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:49,985 We need to fix this, and, uh… 895 00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:52,025 What are you doing, love? 896 00:56:54,305 --> 00:56:56,505 Ahh! Mosquitoes! 897 00:56:57,065 --> 00:56:58,065 What? 898 00:57:02,825 --> 00:57:04,465 -I'm sorry, hon. -Huh? 899 00:57:04,545 --> 00:57:06,625 -I forgot the ice at the restaurant. -Ice for-- 900 00:57:06,705 --> 00:57:08,185 -For the room. -We've got ice. 901 00:57:08,265 --> 00:57:09,505 We need a lot for the drinks. 902 00:57:09,585 --> 00:57:11,865 -A lot of drinks, a lot of ice. -Right. 903 00:57:11,945 --> 00:57:12,945 Wait for me, okay? 904 00:57:14,065 --> 00:57:16,985 -But not here, cutie, in the room. Go, go. -Are you sure, sweetie? 905 00:57:17,065 --> 00:57:19,105 -Mmm-hmm. -Okay, uh, see you there. 906 00:57:32,265 --> 00:57:34,865 Jesus. You drank too much. 907 00:57:36,305 --> 00:57:38,305 So? It's the stress. 908 00:57:38,905 --> 00:57:40,585 I'm really stressed, okay, Mom? 909 00:57:40,665 --> 00:57:43,865 Whatever. Whatever, let's move on to Plan B. 910 00:57:43,945 --> 00:57:47,625 So, skydiving is tomorrow, I'll sign you both up. Before the jump… 911 00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:50,265 I'll cut the lines of the parachute. 912 00:57:51,985 --> 00:57:54,865 If the parachute fails, then I'll be dead along with Piotr. 913 00:57:54,945 --> 00:57:57,985 What? Of course not! You'll back out at the last second. 914 00:57:58,065 --> 00:58:00,425 Then, Piotr jumps into the sky, and… 915 00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:05,825 -I bet you won't cut the lines. -I will. 916 00:58:05,905 --> 00:58:08,025 Mmm-hmm? Like you switched the garlic? How dramatic. 917 00:58:09,705 --> 00:58:10,705 Geez… 918 00:58:10,785 --> 00:58:11,865 Ugh, you reek! 919 00:58:12,905 --> 00:58:14,905 That's what the saint said! 920 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:19,345 I'm all right. I'll manage. I'll manage. 921 00:58:22,305 --> 00:58:25,025 What a mess. 922 00:58:25,105 --> 00:58:27,425 -Is your wife drunk? -Yeah. 923 00:58:28,065 --> 00:58:29,185 Listen, I want out, okay? 924 00:58:29,945 --> 00:58:31,945 She thought I had an allergic reaction 925 00:58:32,025 --> 00:58:34,465 and she didn't hesitate to give me the adrenaline shot. 926 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:37,305 Do you really think she would do that if she wanted to kill me? Huh? 927 00:58:37,385 --> 00:58:38,345 Now, tell me, would she? 928 00:58:38,425 --> 00:58:42,025 So she rushed in, but she didn't actually help you? 929 00:58:42,105 --> 00:58:44,305 She was a fraction of a second from doing it! 930 00:58:45,025 --> 00:58:47,065 And if she knew it wasn't a reaction, 931 00:58:47,145 --> 00:58:49,665 and gave you the shot, could… 932 00:58:49,745 --> 00:58:50,905 could that kill you? 933 00:58:51,905 --> 00:58:53,465 Tell me, would you be dead? 934 00:58:55,025 --> 00:58:56,025 It's possible, yeah. 935 00:58:57,225 --> 00:58:59,265 There you go! So, here's the plan. 936 00:58:59,345 --> 00:59:01,425 Once she slips in the bathroom, if she's still alive, 937 00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:03,305 you hit her in the head with a shampoo bottle. 938 00:59:03,385 --> 00:59:05,705 We need to get rid of her tonight, do you hear me? 939 00:59:05,785 --> 00:59:07,145 That's what we'll do. 940 00:59:07,225 --> 00:59:08,345 Come on! 941 00:59:21,945 --> 00:59:22,865 Agata? 942 00:59:23,425 --> 00:59:24,665 We'll do it tomorrow. 943 00:59:24,745 --> 00:59:27,305 That's my clever girl. You changed your mind because… 944 00:59:27,385 --> 00:59:28,625 -Because he's not alone! -Oh! 945 00:59:28,705 --> 00:59:31,665 -He's with that chick we saw? I knew it! -Ugh! No, he's with a friend! 946 00:59:31,745 --> 00:59:32,745 A loser, Łukasz. 947 00:59:32,825 --> 00:59:35,665 Soccer fan without a job and wannabe rock star. 948 00:59:36,505 --> 00:59:39,585 A half-bald blond with a beer belly and an idiotic look? 949 00:59:40,225 --> 00:59:41,985 How do you know? 950 00:59:42,065 --> 00:59:44,545 Never mind. I'll book the jump for tomorrow, okay? 951 01:00:04,225 --> 01:00:06,185 So where's the ice? 952 01:00:06,705 --> 01:00:07,785 It melted, sorry. 953 01:00:12,145 --> 01:00:13,385 I'm gonna take a shower. 954 01:00:15,385 --> 01:00:17,945 I'll break into your room and spill lotion. 955 01:00:18,025 --> 01:00:20,345 I'll do it in the bathroom so it gets slippery. 956 01:00:21,665 --> 01:00:24,225 No! No, no, wait! Wait, me first! Sorry! 957 01:00:24,305 --> 01:00:27,785 Uh, can you give me a moment? I've gotta use the, uh… 958 01:00:27,865 --> 01:00:28,745 Whoa! 959 01:00:30,785 --> 01:00:31,665 Ow. 960 01:00:31,745 --> 01:00:32,745 Ow! 961 01:00:44,145 --> 01:00:45,385 Have I told you 962 01:00:47,145 --> 01:00:49,145 that there is a very good chance you… 963 01:00:51,465 --> 01:00:53,385 are actually the love of my life? 964 01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:02,905 Then tell me… 965 01:01:04,185 --> 01:01:06,185 what are you really doing here? 966 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:11,585 You know, I'm the love of your life, so I think I should know these things. 967 01:01:11,665 --> 01:01:12,505 Right? 968 01:01:14,545 --> 01:01:15,945 I'm protecting a friend. 969 01:01:17,265 --> 01:01:18,105 Uh-huh? 970 01:01:19,785 --> 01:01:21,105 From what exactly? 971 01:01:24,385 --> 01:01:26,265 From an unspeakable mortal danger. 972 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:31,145 Although it'll all end soon. 973 01:01:35,505 --> 01:01:36,505 Hmm. 974 01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:39,145 And where? 975 01:01:42,065 --> 01:01:43,105 In the sauna. 976 01:01:50,345 --> 01:01:51,345 Again, honey? 977 01:01:53,985 --> 01:01:54,825 The sauna. 978 01:01:59,225 --> 01:02:00,225 Łukasz… 979 01:02:09,985 --> 01:02:13,585 SMS - Sauna. Tomorrow. Those idiots will kill each other. 980 01:02:27,305 --> 01:02:28,865 -Thank you, enjoy. -Thank you. 981 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:29,825 Thanks, ma'am. 982 01:02:30,345 --> 01:02:31,345 You know what? 983 01:02:32,305 --> 01:02:34,985 -I was thinking maybe we could go to, uh-- -The sauna? 984 01:02:37,385 --> 01:02:39,585 Maybe the sauna's not the best idea. 985 01:02:39,665 --> 01:02:43,585 You, me, naked, steam, our bodies covered in beads of sweat. 986 01:02:44,345 --> 01:02:45,705 Is there anything better? 987 01:02:48,225 --> 01:02:49,545 Unless you don't want to. 988 01:02:50,825 --> 01:02:52,305 One second and I'll be ready. 989 01:02:57,585 --> 01:03:00,305 SMS - Going to the sauna, please do nothing. I'm calling it off. 990 01:03:19,065 --> 01:03:21,145 I'll go get some water for the stones. 991 01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:23,225 But there are no stones here. 992 01:03:26,305 --> 01:03:27,545 I'll get some anyway. 993 01:03:28,225 --> 01:03:29,225 Okay… 994 01:04:22,065 --> 01:04:23,505 I was worried it wasn't you. 995 01:04:25,785 --> 01:04:28,625 -I'm so happy that it's you. Oh, my God. -Yeah. 996 01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,625 So Piotr stayed in there? 997 01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:34,145 Boiled in that sauna by his own idiot friend. 998 01:04:34,665 --> 01:04:35,985 Geez, and that means he… 999 01:04:37,305 --> 01:04:38,865 actually wanted to kill you. 1000 01:04:40,385 --> 01:04:42,385 I'm in shock, you're in shock, we both are. 1001 01:04:42,465 --> 01:04:45,185 It has just all become too real. I'm here to help you, dude. 1002 01:04:51,465 --> 01:04:52,985 Wine, vodka, champagne? 1003 01:04:58,905 --> 01:04:59,905 Mmm… 1004 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:02,665 That's bad. 1005 01:05:02,745 --> 01:05:04,505 Oh, my God. 1006 01:05:17,065 --> 01:05:21,145 I told you, you moron, that I wanted to completely call it off. 1007 01:05:22,545 --> 01:05:25,985 Piotruś, buddy, you didn't tell me anything. 1008 01:05:26,065 --> 01:05:27,465 What are you talking about I didn't? 1009 01:05:28,865 --> 01:05:31,225 I mean, I sent you message in a text. 1010 01:05:32,865 --> 01:05:34,465 It's fine. Never mind. 1011 01:05:34,545 --> 01:05:37,465 No more of your stupid ideas and no more Plan Bs. 1012 01:05:37,545 --> 01:05:38,625 Got it? 1013 01:05:43,305 --> 01:05:44,385 Of course! 1014 01:05:48,185 --> 01:05:49,185 Thank you. 1015 01:05:53,465 --> 01:05:54,505 Thanks. 1016 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:09,705 God, I'd love to buy you a drink. 1017 01:06:09,785 --> 01:06:11,865 It's just that my wife might get jealous. 1018 01:06:16,425 --> 01:06:17,585 Your allergy? 1019 01:06:18,545 --> 01:06:19,545 To stupidity. 1020 01:06:20,425 --> 01:06:21,505 My own. 1021 01:06:22,545 --> 01:06:24,825 If it was an allergen, you'd be in hives from head to toe. 1022 01:06:28,265 --> 01:06:29,265 -But listen, I-- -No. 1023 01:06:29,345 --> 01:06:30,185 No. 1024 01:06:31,785 --> 01:06:34,865 Can we pretend we're strangers meeting for the first time at a bar? 1025 01:06:41,705 --> 01:06:44,065 -Natalia. -I'm Piotr. 1026 01:06:44,865 --> 01:06:46,865 I was wondering if I can buy you a drink? 1027 01:06:46,945 --> 01:06:48,625 I thought you had a jealous wife? 1028 01:06:50,585 --> 01:06:52,305 -My wife trusts me, you know? -Hmm. 1029 01:06:52,825 --> 01:06:56,065 Your wife is either a complete idiot or madly in love, Piotr. 1030 01:06:56,145 --> 01:06:57,665 Hello, guys! 1031 01:06:57,745 --> 01:07:01,505 Isn't it nice to see the people who just recently almost murdered each other? 1032 01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:04,345 I'm sorry. 1033 01:07:05,985 --> 01:07:07,265 Have a drink with us. 1034 01:07:08,185 --> 01:07:10,545 Mmm! Did you say five years? 1035 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:13,465 Basically, we've been together for eight years and… 1036 01:07:13,545 --> 01:07:14,945 …three months, yeah. 1037 01:07:15,025 --> 01:07:16,625 Oh! 1038 01:07:17,145 --> 01:07:18,825 Oh, my God, but how old are you? 1039 01:07:18,905 --> 01:07:20,665 I'm keeping it a secret. 1040 01:07:23,865 --> 01:07:25,305 I gotta confess that you look great. 1041 01:07:26,145 --> 01:07:27,145 Thanks. 1042 01:07:30,265 --> 01:07:32,145 If you wanted to improve something, maybe just-- 1043 01:07:32,225 --> 01:07:33,065 What? 1044 01:07:34,785 --> 01:07:35,785 No idea. 1045 01:07:36,265 --> 01:07:38,185 Nose? Maybe? 1046 01:07:38,865 --> 01:07:39,865 Huh? 1047 01:07:40,945 --> 01:07:41,985 No, breasts. 1048 01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:44,305 Natalia doesn't need to improve anything. 1049 01:07:45,745 --> 01:07:48,505 No, of course not. You know, it's just that… 1050 01:07:48,585 --> 01:07:50,945 Uh, Sylwia works in a… I'm sorry, what's it called? 1051 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:53,945 -I work in a med spa, Krystian. -That's right. Yeah. 1052 01:07:54,025 --> 01:07:55,825 If you want, I can get you a big discount. 1053 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,625 Well, obviously, if your husband wants to save some dollars… 1054 01:07:58,705 --> 01:08:01,865 -I can totally see the cheapskate in you! -You're wrong, I wouldn't skimp on her. 1055 01:08:01,945 --> 01:08:03,105 -It's just-- -Just what? 1056 01:08:04,505 --> 01:08:06,625 -That I love you exactly the way you are. -Hmm. 1057 01:08:06,705 --> 01:08:09,345 You look radiant, natural, and beautiful. 1058 01:08:10,985 --> 01:08:12,345 Oh, just like that. 1059 01:08:12,425 --> 01:08:13,785 That's why I love you. 1060 01:08:14,705 --> 01:08:15,865 Stingy. 1061 01:08:15,945 --> 01:08:17,905 No, he's not stingy at all. 1062 01:08:18,905 --> 01:08:20,225 I think he's just frugal. 1063 01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,145 And I like you just like that. 1064 01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:25,825 So sweet… 1065 01:08:32,825 --> 01:08:34,025 I was being honest. 1066 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:36,865 Throughout this whole trip, I've been acting like an idiot. 1067 01:08:38,385 --> 01:08:40,345 It's not like I treated you any better. 1068 01:08:41,425 --> 01:08:42,745 Maybe we should forget everything 1069 01:08:42,825 --> 01:08:45,105 and spend the rest of this trip enjoying each other. 1070 01:08:51,905 --> 01:08:52,905 Oh my God. 1071 01:09:10,345 --> 01:09:12,145 This is part of the spa's property. 1072 01:09:15,185 --> 01:09:16,505 Beautiful place. 1073 01:09:16,585 --> 01:09:18,545 CABIN FOR RENT 1074 01:09:19,385 --> 01:09:20,385 It's our style. 1075 01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:25,585 We could spend the rest of our lives right here. 1076 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,665 Come. 1077 01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:35,385 We were expecting cash, night clubs… 1078 01:09:35,465 --> 01:09:37,385 The Maldives or the Philippines. 1079 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:40,345 Happiness and a great life together. 1080 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:43,905 Yeah, the same thing with Piotr. 1081 01:09:44,585 --> 01:09:48,985 You know, night clubs, Maldives, Philippines as well… 1082 01:09:49,665 --> 01:09:53,265 We were gonna do all that, plus… my new album. 1083 01:09:53,345 --> 01:09:54,625 Just thin air. 1084 01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:57,025 They had to make it right. 1085 01:09:59,025 --> 01:10:00,185 You think they… 1086 01:10:00,745 --> 01:10:02,185 still love each other? 1087 01:10:07,305 --> 01:10:09,305 Oh, my dear Łukasz, if I had that kind of money, 1088 01:10:09,385 --> 01:10:11,425 I'm sure I'd be able to afford love too. 1089 01:10:11,945 --> 01:10:13,065 Hmm. 1090 01:10:28,985 --> 01:10:30,585 Ha-ha! 1091 01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,465 Ah! Łukasz… 1092 01:10:46,545 --> 01:10:47,545 Mmm… 1093 01:10:51,425 --> 01:10:52,425 Up early? 1094 01:10:54,865 --> 01:10:57,105 It's just that I missed you, love. 1095 01:11:02,305 --> 01:11:03,665 I know. I missed you too. 1096 01:11:08,745 --> 01:11:09,905 Is it early or late? 1097 01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:13,225 Around noon, I guess. 1098 01:11:14,745 --> 01:11:17,265 -I've prepared a surprise for you. -Mmm-hmm? 1099 01:11:18,425 --> 01:11:20,105 I'll get you a cup of coffee. 1100 01:11:20,705 --> 01:11:21,825 Just the way you love it. 1101 01:11:22,345 --> 01:11:24,665 Stay here and don't you dare move. 1102 01:11:24,745 --> 01:11:26,825 Not planning it. 1103 01:11:41,985 --> 01:11:43,745 -Hello, good morning. -Hello, ma'am. 1104 01:11:43,825 --> 01:11:45,985 I'm calling about the cabin you reserved for today. 1105 01:11:46,065 --> 01:11:48,065 The Green Cabin will be ready for you at noon. 1106 01:11:48,145 --> 01:11:51,105 Your husband insisted. We'll send a notification via text. 1107 01:11:51,185 --> 01:11:53,585 Thanks, ma'am. I'll let him know. Goodbye. 1108 01:11:56,705 --> 01:11:57,705 Man. 1109 01:12:10,505 --> 01:12:13,745 DAGMARA - Remember our plan. We're together. You're the best. 1110 01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:16,785 Actually, I don't get it. 1111 01:12:16,865 --> 01:12:20,465 How did we let them get us wrapped in this madness? 1112 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:21,985 Yeah, seriously. 1113 01:12:22,065 --> 01:12:25,945 They should be in love, not trying to kill each other to keep the inheritance. 1114 01:12:26,025 --> 01:12:28,745 I mean, his own wife and supposed love of his life-- 1115 01:12:28,825 --> 01:12:30,465 Oh boy! Oh! 1116 01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:38,025 I don't think I've tried to hurt someone before. 1117 01:12:38,945 --> 01:12:39,945 Me neither. 1118 01:12:51,545 --> 01:12:53,625 Honey? 1119 01:12:54,265 --> 01:12:55,545 I'm sorry it took me so long, 1120 01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:58,025 but I bought you a sweet treat with your coffee. 1121 01:13:12,225 --> 01:13:13,225 Where is she? 1122 01:13:24,345 --> 01:13:25,345 Natalia? 1123 01:13:39,185 --> 01:13:43,785 THE MONEY IS YOURS. I DON'T WANT IT. SAY HI TO DAGMARA. 1124 01:13:45,225 --> 01:13:46,345 What the hell? 1125 01:13:50,865 --> 01:13:54,825 DAGMARA - Remember our plan. We're together. You're the best. 1126 01:13:57,025 --> 01:13:57,865 Ow! 1127 01:14:01,065 --> 01:14:01,905 Mmm. 1128 01:14:07,345 --> 01:14:08,345 What is that? 1129 01:14:10,865 --> 01:14:12,305 Leaves. Sorrel weed. 1130 01:14:13,025 --> 01:14:14,265 Mmm? 1131 01:14:15,745 --> 01:14:17,905 -Hmm. -My childhood in a leaf. 1132 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:19,505 Aw. 1133 01:14:20,025 --> 01:14:22,545 I used to stuff myself with sorrel as a kid. 1134 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,505 -I did that too. -Mmm. 1135 01:14:34,265 --> 01:14:35,265 Give me more. 1136 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,145 Hey, dude! 1137 01:14:47,225 --> 01:14:49,265 I waited for you for an hour at the airfield! 1138 01:14:49,345 --> 01:14:51,545 -Skydiving session! -I didn't book it. 1139 01:14:52,065 --> 01:14:54,025 Ah, wow. Whatever. 1140 01:14:54,105 --> 01:14:56,865 -Natalia was right, you're chickening out. -"Chickening out"? I just-- 1141 01:14:56,945 --> 01:15:00,385 You don't like the same things she does, I know that. I'm not judging you. 1142 01:15:00,465 --> 01:15:02,465 It's none of my business and not my problem. 1143 01:15:02,545 --> 01:15:03,545 Krystian, wait! 1144 01:15:08,185 --> 01:15:09,185 I'm in. 1145 01:15:10,705 --> 01:15:11,745 Fantastic, then! 1146 01:15:12,265 --> 01:15:13,265 Come on. 1147 01:15:14,105 --> 01:15:16,265 It's kinda big for a sorrel weed. 1148 01:15:20,545 --> 01:15:22,025 Well, because it's… 1149 01:15:22,665 --> 01:15:23,865 mountain sorrel. 1150 01:15:23,945 --> 01:15:24,825 Ah. 1151 01:15:26,065 --> 01:15:27,705 The plant's got seeds. 1152 01:15:30,265 --> 01:15:31,785 Don't they all have seeds? 1153 01:15:35,105 --> 01:15:36,345 What were you saying? 1154 01:15:37,105 --> 01:15:40,545 Piotruś and Natalia were just using us. 1155 01:15:41,705 --> 01:15:42,705 I haven't said that. 1156 01:15:42,785 --> 01:15:45,865 -And for that they have to pay! -Did I say that, man? 1157 01:15:48,345 --> 01:15:49,865 They threw us away like trash. 1158 01:15:49,945 --> 01:15:52,145 Yeah, they took our money, and dreams, and future too. 1159 01:15:52,225 --> 01:15:55,345 -Ugh, they were so cruel. -It was such an awesome plan! 1160 01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:56,425 It still is. 1161 01:16:34,705 --> 01:16:36,025 Okay, what's going on? 1162 01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:41,145 Wow, dude! I see you guys couldn't wait any longer, right? 1163 01:16:42,225 --> 01:16:44,385 What a big surprise! 1164 01:16:44,465 --> 01:16:46,145 What are you talking about? 1165 01:16:46,225 --> 01:16:48,545 You came to finish what you started at school. 1166 01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:51,865 -Uh, I still don't understand. -Be my guest, in fact, I'll help you. 1167 01:16:52,625 --> 01:16:53,625 Run me over! 1168 01:16:54,305 --> 01:16:55,465 Now. Go. 1169 01:16:55,545 --> 01:16:57,825 Should I lie on the floor and make it easier? No problem! 1170 01:17:01,345 --> 01:17:03,145 -So? -Hey, Natalia? 1171 01:17:03,225 --> 01:17:05,785 There are no witnesses around. Don't worry, nobody will see this. 1172 01:17:05,865 --> 01:17:07,625 Just hurry! Now, pedal to the metal! 1173 01:17:10,385 --> 01:17:11,745 Are you backing out? 1174 01:17:12,665 --> 01:17:16,265 Are you really backing out now? Come on! Let's deal with this as two grown-ups. 1175 01:17:16,345 --> 01:17:18,865 Get in your car and floor it. And don't look back, keep driving! 1176 01:17:18,945 --> 01:17:20,545 Natalia, where's Piotruś? 1177 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:22,985 I believe he's waiting for you at that beautiful Green Cabin, 1178 01:17:23,065 --> 01:17:24,825 and I'm sure you'll love it as much as I did. 1179 01:17:25,345 --> 01:17:27,905 You seriously think that I… 1180 01:17:30,985 --> 01:17:34,065 Oh my God, that's why he sent me that message! 1181 01:17:34,145 --> 01:17:35,145 Busted! 1182 01:17:35,665 --> 01:17:36,825 Tell me the truth. 1183 01:17:39,225 --> 01:17:43,065 He texted because he wanted to quit to spend more quality time with you. 1184 01:17:43,665 --> 01:17:46,705 We were just about to start a new project, but he resigned. 1185 01:17:46,785 --> 01:17:49,745 Listen, dude, I'm here to talk him out of it and beg him to stay. 1186 01:17:50,265 --> 01:17:52,465 Yet, apparently, our high school years are back! 1187 01:18:00,945 --> 01:18:02,465 Oh, your head, watch out! 1188 01:18:02,545 --> 01:18:05,265 You know, I'd be lying if I said you didn't impress me. 1189 01:18:05,345 --> 01:18:07,785 -Can we wait a bit for Natalia? -We can. 1190 01:18:07,865 --> 01:18:09,185 But not long. Turn around. 1191 01:18:09,865 --> 01:18:10,865 Leg up. 1192 01:18:11,625 --> 01:18:12,545 Mmm-hmm. 1193 01:18:13,585 --> 01:18:15,745 -Now put your hands behind like a jacket. -Uh-huh. 1194 01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:18,705 Okay. We're flying at an altitude of 13,000. 1195 01:18:18,785 --> 01:18:21,265 -Say what? -Thirteen thousand feet. 1196 01:18:22,425 --> 01:18:23,545 Okay. 1197 01:18:24,145 --> 01:18:26,505 Haven't I told you I'm not afraid? 1198 01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:29,545 My man. 1199 01:18:30,065 --> 01:18:35,105 You will rush down at 120 miles per hour into Mother Earth's bosom. 1200 01:18:36,025 --> 01:18:37,545 Only an idiot wouldn't be afraid. 1201 01:18:38,065 --> 01:18:39,465 -Can I hug ya? -Mmm-hmm. 1202 01:18:40,825 --> 01:18:44,505 My second marriage fell apart precisely due to a lack of communication. 1203 01:18:44,585 --> 01:18:47,625 Yeah, I'm not letting my first marriage fall apart for being an idiot. 1204 01:18:47,705 --> 01:18:48,865 Excuse me. 1205 01:18:48,945 --> 01:18:51,745 -Shouldn't you be at the airfield? -I'm sorry, what airfield? 1206 01:18:51,825 --> 01:18:54,505 Mmm, your husband left already. You booked a skydiving session. 1207 01:18:54,585 --> 01:18:56,425 My God. Agata. 1208 01:18:56,505 --> 01:18:57,465 Agata? 1209 01:18:57,545 --> 01:18:58,425 If she… 1210 01:18:59,025 --> 01:18:59,985 Where's the airfield? 1211 01:19:22,825 --> 01:19:23,865 Piotr! 1212 01:19:23,945 --> 01:19:26,385 No! No! No! 1213 01:19:34,065 --> 01:19:34,905 Piotr… 1214 01:20:31,585 --> 01:20:32,705 Wow! 1215 01:20:40,345 --> 01:20:41,545 Go, go, go! Go! 1216 01:20:48,465 --> 01:20:49,625 You survived. 1217 01:20:49,705 --> 01:20:51,385 Yeah. Definitely. 1218 01:20:52,265 --> 01:20:53,265 You're back. 1219 01:20:58,345 --> 01:21:01,865 If only you could skydive the way you kiss, bro… 1220 01:21:08,025 --> 01:21:10,025 -Good evening. -Oh, hi. Good evening, sir. 1221 01:21:10,105 --> 01:21:12,425 -Have you come to visit our guests? -Mmm-hmm! 1222 01:21:12,505 --> 01:21:14,345 -But they changed their room. -What? 1223 01:21:14,425 --> 01:21:15,505 Mmm-hmm. 1224 01:21:15,585 --> 01:21:16,625 Where are they? 1225 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:19,105 You didn't hear it from me, but they're in the cabin. 1226 01:21:19,705 --> 01:21:20,705 Perfect! 1227 01:21:21,225 --> 01:21:22,425 Perfect. 1228 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:26,545 Perfect. 1229 01:21:33,905 --> 01:21:35,465 -It's empty. -No shit. 1230 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:37,625 Yes, shit. 1231 01:21:41,545 --> 01:21:43,345 FIREFIGHTING EQUIPMENT 1232 01:21:49,225 --> 01:21:50,825 You've always been there for me. 1233 01:21:54,945 --> 01:21:56,265 I kinda forgot that. 1234 01:21:58,865 --> 01:21:59,865 "Kinda"? 1235 01:22:01,825 --> 01:22:02,865 You're right. 1236 01:22:06,025 --> 01:22:07,025 Mmm… 1237 01:22:08,025 --> 01:22:09,705 Nothing makes sense without you. 1238 01:22:12,225 --> 01:22:14,745 -Geez, I'm so tired. -Me too, exhausted. 1239 01:22:15,265 --> 01:22:16,745 -Is it bedtime? -Exactly. 1240 01:22:17,545 --> 01:22:19,025 -I'm not showering. -Ew. 1241 01:22:24,385 --> 01:22:25,385 Who's there? 1242 01:22:26,545 --> 01:22:28,745 -Someone from the resort? -It's too late. 1243 01:22:32,105 --> 01:22:33,425 Even for room service. 1244 01:22:35,905 --> 01:22:36,905 I'll go. 1245 01:22:36,985 --> 01:22:39,745 -I'll come with you. -No. You'd better wait here. 1246 01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:53,345 -We will call if you don't leave! -Call who? 1247 01:22:54,105 --> 01:22:55,505 Uh, we'll call someone! 1248 01:22:59,585 --> 01:23:00,625 Wait here. 1249 01:23:03,265 --> 01:23:05,945 -Quickly! Come! -Where are you going? 1250 01:23:06,465 --> 01:23:08,145 -Watch out! -Shh! 1251 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:11,625 Łukasz? 1252 01:23:13,225 --> 01:23:15,265 Agata, what are you doing here with Łukasz? I mean… 1253 01:23:16,305 --> 01:23:18,265 We're here because we want what's owed to us. 1254 01:23:18,345 --> 01:23:21,185 -Have you lost your mind? -Have I lost my mind? 1255 01:23:21,265 --> 01:23:22,625 No, I haven't lost my mind. 1256 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,785 -That money is… -Ours! 1257 01:23:28,185 --> 01:23:30,105 Łukasz, stop it! 1258 01:23:30,185 --> 01:23:31,785 -Hey! -Come back! 1259 01:23:31,865 --> 01:23:33,905 Ahh! Whoa! 1260 01:23:41,465 --> 01:23:44,625 -Hurry, hurry, hurry! -Why is that woman here? 1261 01:23:44,705 --> 01:23:46,505 Let's just say their intentions are the same. 1262 01:23:46,585 --> 01:23:48,745 -He's a total wacko! -As is she. 1263 01:23:48,825 --> 01:23:51,665 But we've got good intentions, dear friends! 1264 01:23:53,705 --> 01:23:55,585 We've got good intentions, dear friends! 1265 01:23:55,665 --> 01:23:57,145 Łukasz! 1266 01:23:57,225 --> 01:23:58,785 Ahh! Money! 1267 01:23:58,865 --> 01:24:01,465 -Łukasz, just stop it! Calm down! -Come out! 1268 01:24:02,625 --> 01:24:03,465 Hmm? 1269 01:24:04,065 --> 01:24:06,225 What's going on, Łukasz? 1270 01:24:06,305 --> 01:24:08,665 Let's talk about this, man! 1271 01:24:12,905 --> 01:24:15,745 -Łukasz! Łukasz, please, talk to me! -What for? 1272 01:24:15,825 --> 01:24:19,705 You were gonna kill each other, anyway. We're just making it easier for you. 1273 01:24:20,225 --> 01:24:24,065 -Łukasz, all I want is to talk to you! -Don't tell my man what to do. 1274 01:24:24,145 --> 01:24:26,185 Agata, what happened? You can't do this to me! 1275 01:24:26,265 --> 01:24:29,185 What do you mean? But I can. You two are so dramatic. 1276 01:24:29,265 --> 01:24:32,545 It's just so boring. We need one of you to give us our money. 1277 01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:33,625 Am I right? 1278 01:24:34,425 --> 01:24:35,425 About what? 1279 01:24:36,465 --> 01:24:37,465 The cash! 1280 01:24:38,665 --> 01:24:40,745 Of course! 1281 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,785 -Come on. -Łukasz, brother, what's the deal? 1282 01:24:43,865 --> 01:24:45,545 If you don't give us the freakin' money, 1283 01:24:45,625 --> 01:24:47,505 I'm gonna have to make fajitas out of your wife! 1284 01:24:47,585 --> 01:24:50,105 -Łukasz! Stop it now! -Time's running out, guys. 1285 01:24:50,745 --> 01:24:52,665 -Tick-tock. Tick-tock. -So? 1286 01:24:52,745 --> 01:24:55,065 -Please stop! Łukasz! -What's going on? 1287 01:24:55,145 --> 01:24:58,105 -So? So? -Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 1288 01:24:58,185 --> 01:25:00,145 -Come on! -Tick-tock! 1289 01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:01,665 Boom! 1290 01:25:01,745 --> 01:25:04,385 Let's get the fascists! 1291 01:25:04,465 --> 01:25:07,505 Come on! 1292 01:25:13,825 --> 01:25:14,945 Łukasz? 1293 01:25:15,025 --> 01:25:17,585 No! I'm gonna kill both of you! 1294 01:25:24,025 --> 01:25:25,145 Natalia! 1295 01:25:26,585 --> 01:25:28,865 Ahh! 1296 01:25:30,025 --> 01:25:32,945 -Let go of me! -I will take you with me! 1297 01:25:33,025 --> 01:25:35,425 Take my hand, my love! Take my hand! 1298 01:25:36,705 --> 01:25:37,545 Come on! 1299 01:25:38,465 --> 01:25:41,105 There you go! Good! 1300 01:25:43,465 --> 01:25:46,185 I got you. I got you. I won't let go. 1301 01:25:48,265 --> 01:25:50,465 -Oh, God! -Please wait a second. 1302 01:25:50,545 --> 01:25:53,185 -Let's check if they're alive. -They're not moving. 1303 01:25:53,265 --> 01:25:55,545 We won't leave them. I'm gonna call Krystian. 1304 01:26:13,745 --> 01:26:14,745 Bogdan. 1305 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:34,585 -Please, sir, don't cross the tape. -This man has-- What? 1306 01:26:36,185 --> 01:26:39,225 The guy cleared out all the safes he installed, the whole neighborhood. 1307 01:26:39,305 --> 01:26:41,745 He's been wanted for a year. 1308 01:26:41,825 --> 01:26:43,745 He seemed weird to me the second I saw him. 1309 01:26:52,385 --> 01:26:54,785 I mean, you could say they were very lucky. 1310 01:26:54,865 --> 01:26:56,745 Oh! My Patrycja! Excuse me. 1311 01:26:57,945 --> 01:27:00,745 Have you counted the dead? Joking, you know me. 1312 01:27:00,825 --> 01:27:02,025 The jimsonweed couple? 1313 01:27:04,225 --> 01:27:05,345 Witches! 1314 01:27:05,425 --> 01:27:07,985 Witches thought they could fly after eating this weed. 1315 01:27:08,065 --> 01:27:09,105 Follow me. 1316 01:27:09,185 --> 01:27:11,145 But the landings were not that good either. 1317 01:27:11,865 --> 01:27:15,465 And when they brought these two in, they were totally high, trust me. 1318 01:27:15,545 --> 01:27:16,545 Come in, come in. 1319 01:27:16,625 --> 01:27:18,425 Good morning! 1320 01:27:18,505 --> 01:27:20,665 You've got visitors! 1321 01:27:21,185 --> 01:27:23,265 I'll leave you to it. 1322 01:27:25,265 --> 01:27:26,145 Piotruś? 1323 01:27:28,065 --> 01:27:29,065 Natalia. 1324 01:27:31,225 --> 01:27:34,065 You didn't have come, but still you're here. 1325 01:27:37,545 --> 01:27:39,145 Natalia, I… I… 1326 01:27:41,105 --> 01:27:43,225 Listen, that wasn't me. 1327 01:27:43,825 --> 01:27:44,825 Yeah. 1328 01:27:45,585 --> 01:27:47,865 It was that hideous weed, I swear. 1329 01:27:47,945 --> 01:27:49,945 Please, I didn't even cut the lines. 1330 01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:56,385 -I'm not that crazy, right? -Listen, guys. 1331 01:27:56,905 --> 01:28:01,065 How can we make it up to you? We want to stay friends with you! 1332 01:28:09,265 --> 01:28:10,865 No… 1333 01:28:11,865 --> 01:28:12,865 Ow, ow, ow. 1334 01:28:23,425 --> 01:28:24,945 MINT AND ICING 1335 01:28:31,385 --> 01:28:33,305 I don't know how you can eat that much. 1336 01:28:33,385 --> 01:28:35,225 Oh, I know a few tricks. 1337 01:28:35,305 --> 01:28:37,025 -Anything else? -Uh-uh. 1338 01:28:37,825 --> 01:28:39,785 -That'll be all. -Are you absolutely sure? 1339 01:28:39,865 --> 01:28:42,185 For today's lunch, we have a delicious cucumber soup. 1340 01:28:42,265 --> 01:28:45,025 -The chef has spectacular taste. -Tomorrow. 1341 01:28:45,785 --> 01:28:48,665 -The boss is really tired. -I get it. It's a big anniversary. 1342 01:28:48,745 --> 01:28:51,745 The sixth, then the seventh, and then the 66th. 1343 01:28:51,825 --> 01:28:55,065 But we intend to go all the way to the 666th anniversary. 1344 01:28:55,145 --> 01:28:57,425 Yeah, right. 1345 01:28:58,305 --> 01:28:59,865 Of course, yeah. Ha. 1346 01:29:46,065 --> 01:29:48,065 I know you two! 1347 01:29:48,985 --> 01:29:52,585 My sweet friends, I've got a new special scratch card for you. 1348 01:29:52,665 --> 01:29:55,865 A nice limited edition, The Unicorn of Diamonds. 1349 01:29:55,945 --> 01:29:58,065 -No. -It's pricey, but it's worth it. 1350 01:29:58,145 --> 01:30:01,865 -I promise! Trips, villas, trust me! -We wouldn't wish that on anyone. 1351 01:30:01,945 --> 01:30:03,825 -See ya! -Bye!