Natalia, please pick up!
This number is…
Come on.
INCOMING CALL: PIOTR
Will you spend your life with me?
Till death do us part.
KILL ME IF YOU DARE
This is for me.
This is for you.
Here you go.
Right…
Ready.
What did I do wrong now?
I remembered our anniversary.
The World Association of Husbands should give you a medal.
I took you out.
And you paid with coupons.
-Should I let them go to waste? -Sure.
You skimp on everything, your wife included.
Why go to a restaurant if you can eat rice from a nearby mall?
I'm closing the month today.
I'd be shocked if your ex gave you a day off.
Stop it. It's ancient history.
Dagmara is just my boss.
I did buy you flowers and a gift.
-An iron. -You've been talking about it for a month.
You really don't get it.
We'll make up for it.
When? On our 60th anniversary?
Perfect! The house will be paid off, we'll go on vacation.
-Go sky jumping as you always wanted… -"Skydiving." What about your vertigo?
I'll get dementia by then and forget all about it.
Come on, let's do something crazy!
I recommend a scratch card for you!
-Yeah? -Which one do you recommend?
For you? The Golden Rhino.
What do you say?
-Five million. Enough for the mortgage. -We live in Warsaw, not Malibu.
Come off it!
You talked me into it. How much?
Well, it's 30 zlotys.
I'm taking a 20. I'll pay you back.
I'll take it.
You found it after all.
Here you go.
She's a majority shareholder.
Finally!
What did he splurge on?
Is it diamonds or some hot destination?
It's hot. And I don't have to leave the house.
Wow!
You're not helping.
At least you didn't get scales with a body fat monitor.
Hey, Cinderellas.
Should I send a carriage?
Cinderellas!
Should I lose my slipper?
Anyway, getting to the point.
The client is very pleased
with your latest vacuum ad concept.
Cool.
Super cool!
You are our stars.
Gentlemen, I can hear the irony. Be nice to the girls.
I'm very pleased too.
That's why I got you the next deal.
We'd love to take over the boys' work.
No need. They're already on it.
It's whiskey.
What? They got whiskey?
Of course. Whiskey is for men.
What do they know about being a man?
He lives with his mom, his wife left him, and this one can't last long in bed.
Or so I've heard.
There's no need to fight.
Of course there is!
Natalia is the only one here who knows anything about a man's needs.
She's the only one in a real marriage with a real man.
That's why you'll like this new job.
Attention, ladies and gentlemen,
meine damen und herren, mesdames et messieurs.
Canned corn!
CORNHEADS LOVE IT!
Where's the family in it?
It's right there.
The Cornmily!
The producer's wife came up with it, he got very used to the idea.
The Cornmily!
Remember our dream?
-The café gallery? -How much money do you have?
We should kill him.
I'm starting to get worried about you.
Speaking of, I have a favor to ask…
-I'm broke. -Just a hundred or two.
-I'll record my album and give it back. -You only have one song!
-Jeez… -I can't.
Wait!
Dagmara, hi.
I dedicated a song to you on my last album.
It's called "Ice Queen."
Are you here for money or the company snacks?
The snacks.
I'll tell security to stop letting you in.
-Come with me. -Right away.
I'd come with her too.
I heard you!
We have a problem.
LOVE UNTIL THE GRAVE
-That's the celebrity who died recently. -In an accident.
She had a life insurance with us. Ten million.
Wow.
The benefactor is her young trainer-turned-husband.
Do we pay him?
Dear Piotr…
I know you were our top person this month.
But we're cutting back.
The bonuses are frozen.
I really needed that bonus.
I know, and I'm sorry.
My hands are tied.
I heard something about tying. I was worried.
Sit down.
But we can try to work around it.
I want to have a baby with you.
What?
Don't worry.
It's my new idea. My baby.
The "Safe Holidays" insurance package.
Oh, right.
We'll present the idea to the board and get tons of money.
And you will head the project.
Thank you, Dagmara.
Here's… a wedding anniversary gift.
You remembered.
You don't forget the day your first love gets married.
It's an insurance policy for Natalia.
A great offer, I prepared it myself. You just need to sign.
-Hello, neighbors! -Hi.
Did you make up your mind?
About what?
What do you mean, about what? A safe, of course!
All the neighbors have my safes.
Thank you, but a bank account is all we need.
Dear neighbor, in this world we live in,
with so many Internet failures and hacker attacks?
You get an email or a text, supposedly from your bank,
asking for a confirmation.
One click and what?
Hackers empty your account in three minutes.
-We're being smart about it. -Exactly, be smart!
That's what I'm saying. I'm giving you honest advice.
The Phoenicians were right. Pure, tangible cash only.
Money sticks with those who aren't afraid to grab it.
We need to get packing. Angela wants to go to Zanzibar.
-Hello. -Hi.
I do envy you, neighbor.
Sitting at home quietly all the time.
That wife of yours is a prize!
Where should you keep your treasures?
-In a safe! -That's right!
Piotr?
What have we done wrong?
What are you talking about?
Bogdan and that wife of his…
Angela.
It's their third vacation this year.
We could live like that.
I'd have to start selling safes, grow a mustache, and buy a fake Rolex.
I'd get my breasts done.
Sure.
They'd be so expensive we'd keep the tags on for a month.
Really?
Come on, I'm joking.
I like you just the way you are.
You've left the rug wet as well.
It dries on its own!
Sure, and the socket will fix itself.
Hey, come on.
Darling, really.
Not your socks, please.
You've been saying you'll fix it for three months.
-You find time for her. -It's work.
Not at this hour.
I'm turning it off.
Done.
What did I do wrong now?
Nothing, I thought we'd be spending this evening alone.
-I turned the phone off. -But you weren't going to. Excuse me.
Careful!
Careful, that's important!
Sorry.
-Should I sleep on the couch? -Great idea.
Sure.
Don't forget your phone.
Piotr?
What happened?
I…
Oh my God, trouble speaking, confusion.
Hands up. No, smile!
It could be a stroke. Where's your phone?
No, wait, I'll call. Don't move!
The first minutes are crucial. I need to pierce your fingertips.
That helps. I saw it online.
It's not a stroke.
Jesus! What is it, darling? A heart attack?
I'm here, with you.
I'll be here till the end. Breathe!
It's not a stroke. We won!
We won!
Five thousand!
Five million!
-Let's find something. -Yes! Five!
-What a bloodbath. -Hush.
Five million.
-Four and… -I'll do everything…
We'll have to pay taxes, at least half a million.
Everything I've always dreamed of.
You win and immediately lose 10%.
I know what to invest in.
The question is, where.
-Where? -Where do we go on vacation.
We'll invest long-term, and buy a new apartment.
The only thing I want to invest in is a café.
It's not a bad idea, but it's pretty high-risk.
You have your idea, I have mine.
Mine is reasonable.
Hello?
-Hello? -I can't hear you.
-Hello? -I have to go!
-Is the pitch ready? -I haven't started and I'm not gonna.
-No? -No.
I see.
You treat us like the idiots in the room.
What…?
I don't think you're idiots.
You're a sexist,
and you must feel so bad about it.
No, I don't.
I don't feel bad, because I'm not a sexist!
If we lose this client, I'll take it off your paychecks.
Go ahead.
-You're fired! -No, darling.
I quit.
-What can I get you? -Water.
My last coffee and ice cream.
Sure.
I can put off paying my rent for a month, but what then?
Hello, frostbites and homelessness.
-Can I borrow a sleeping bag? -Sure.
Will you come with me to beg for the dole?
No need. We'll open the café.
If we sell our organs.
It'll have a small gallery for artists.
Who will buy anything from us?
-I have money. From a scratch card win. -Here you go.
I won once too. Five zlotys.
At summer camp.
Bon appétit.
I won five too. Five million.
What did you say? Five million?
Did I say five million?
Yes, you did say five million.
Five thousand… times one hundred.
Just 500,000.
Dude, half a million here is like a million bucks in Vegas!
Jesus! We're rich!
I mean, you're rich! You and Piotr!
Piotr.
-Piotr. -Piotr.
It's over.
I paid for the scratch card too.
How much?
Percent-wise… I put in more than Piotr.
Let's go see it.
-What if it doesn't… -What if it does?
What if it does?
FOR LEASE
Goodbye, dream. It was fun while it lasted.
Hello.
Hello. It's you again.
We want to rent the place.
Great, but I've just rented it out.
I'll outbid that offer and pay for three months upfront.
I'll transfer the money now.
-Hi, big guy. -Hey.
What's the matter?
Natalia and I are fighting.
What did she do?
It was bad when we had no money. Now it's worse.
So you do have money?
We won a scratch card lottery. Five million.
-What? Five million? -Hush.
-How much? Five million? -Almost.
-One? -Almost.
Sweet Lord! They won a whole million!
A million?
-Piotr? -You're home already?
-You won't believe it. -You got off early?
I quit.
Your job?
It was long overdue. What's this?
Our prize money.
Which you've already started to spend.
-I paid for it with the card. -The credit card?
The interest rate is insane.
-It's for emergencies. -I paid for the café too.
We can give it back.
-The award? -The down payment.
Two-thirds of the win is mine.
I have the right to decide what we spend it on.
You got it yourself?
It's like with planes. It's safer to fly separately.
Why?
In case the other person dies in a crash.
And leave the partner with all the money?
You got it all in cash? Where will we keep it?
Under the bed? In the fridge?
A great choice, I have to say.
Even a tank won't break it.
Is the size okay?
-It's perfect. -What kind of cash are we talking about?
-It will fit. -Just some savings.
Here you go.
A receipt protocol, a warranty.
And the most important thing.
You need two keys to open it.
Love and trust are important, but safety always comes first.
Money can turn even the nicest of wives
into a ruthless murderer.
Just joking.
Goodbye.
All right.
-Okay. Have you told anyone about the win? -No.
Did I say five million?
Yes, you did say five million.
Have you?
No way.
-Five million. -What?
-Five million? -Hush.
I fixed the socket. Upstairs.
Well?
Go and check.
Go ahead.
Are you alive?
So Piotr hasn't changed since you won the money?
We fight a little less.
He even fixed the socket that's been broken for months.
I immediately got electrocuted, but--
-So he is trying. -To do what?
To get rid of you.
Don't be silly.
He's rich now. A new life, a new car, a new wife.
That's his boss.
-What are you doing? -Recording.
What?
You need proof.
Wow.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
We just need to agree on some details.
Piotr? Hello?
Yes?
Right, of course.
Some details.
This is a new chapter for us.
Remember. It will soon be in the past…
-Sorry. -No problem.
-Going back to our deal. -I've got a plan.
-But of course… -Hi.
-Piotr. -Natalia?
Hey! Long time no see.
Right, it's been a long time.
But you do see my husband all the time.
That's right.
How do you cope with our dear Piotr?
Just Piotr.
We must meet one day. Just the three of us. Definitely.
The three of us?
We must have you over for a barbecue. Definitely.
You spilled something here.
-Pay my bill, will you? -Of course, darling.
A little crisis?
Wow.
Maybe it needs more time?
No, it's instant rice.
It works.
This is a new chapter for us.
Remember. You can count on me.
You still have your old job.
It will soon be in the past.
And you know what they say. Death to the past.
-I was right. -What?
The hairdryer, meeting his lover, death to the past?
-They are planning it. -Agata…
Come on, I've read about it. Maybe they never split up.
Since high school.
Okay, he didn't fake it at the wedding.
But this is not new.
The proof is at home.
-Proof of what? -Their romance!
And the plan of your…
Agata. Piotr would never do this.
Right.
What am I looking for?
BENEFICIARY: PIOTR ROZWADOWSKI
-Hi. -Hello.
-You're home late. -Łukasz had a problem. What are you doing?
-Cleaning up. -My papers?
Can I help?
Not really.
I'm done.
Hello?
This is insane. Completely insane.
I told you so.
-How much is your life insurance? -Three million.
He'll get it when I die.
Nice.
It was definitely her idea.
You just have to survive the night.
And to do that,
you have to beat him to it.
What do I do?
Kill him during the night? Or what?
You should definitely report this.
That my wife wants to kill me?
No, you're right.
Maybe you could participate in an investigative TV show?
Or a docudrama? Poles love docudramas!
-You'd be everyone's hero! -Don't eat this.
You'd be a hit.
Not interested. It's not your food!
I save people's lives!
By eating their food?
It's all fat.
Combined with corporate stress, it's a sure heart attack.
All right, docudramas are fun, but you're right.
The police can't help us.
Nope.
And the knife is no proof.
It's not.
They let you in again?
You'll pay for the food. And the coffee.
I found the first hotel that will participate in our project.
It's in the mountains. You have to go talk to them.
Sure.
No wise-ass remarks!
Hey!
If you hadn't shagged her in high school, I'd have done it.
No wise-ass remarks.
Show me that.
HOTEL VOUCHER
DELUXE EXPERIENCE FOR TWO
Wait a minute.
Mountains. Trip.
We've got a plan.
Piotr?
I've been waiting for you.
-Is someone coming? -What?
No. It's just you and me.
I'll get ready.
You never cook.
There's a first time for everything.
I think it's ready.
It's rare. Just the way you like it.
Try it and see.
It's perfect.
-You're not eating? -Sure I am.
But first…
Some wine for you, ma'am.
-You're allergic to wine. -It's for you. I have my beer.
WEED KILLER - HIGHLY TOXIC
A toast. To us.
I said I had a surprise.
The dinner wasn't the surprise?
Not the only one.
Calm down. Don't be scared.
A late anniversary gift.
Open it.
It's the vacation you dreamed of.
He's clever. A spa is a perfect place for an accident.
Maybe it's just a gift.
Or maybe you're just naive. He'll do it there.
I don't know.
I'll think of something. You go put him at ease.
-How? -With sex, of course.
It works on guys.
Listen.
You can't go there alone.
What do you mean?
Fine, I'll go with you, but you know I'm broke,
so… I'll pay you back one day.
I'll drive.
You hate driving.
Piotr, I absolutely love driving.
-Since when? -Since today.
-I drive safely. -Keys.
First aid kit with adrenaline?
I'll get it.
Bogdan!
-Hello, neighbor. -Hi.
-Going on vacation? -Just for a few days.
Wonderful!
Keys.
Watch the road.
Go right!
Were you trying to kill me?
You almost killed me.
I hoped I'd start the trip carrying luggage uphill.
I'm carrying it.
Are you trying to make me hate it here from day one?
What do you mean, hate it here? I wanted to show you the views.
Right.
It is nice.
But I'd rather watch it from our room, with a drink in my hand.
You will, in a minute.
With all the drinks. This weekend we're spending big!
-Then we'll stop? -Don't be like that!
Look out!
Sorry!
Were you trying to kill me?
-Hello. -Hi.
Piotr Rozwadowski. I have a reservation.
-That's your assistant? -My wife.
It says that the company…
Piotr Rozwadowski. I booked the suite.
Honeymoon suite, premium experience.
-The boss prepared-- -The room.
-The offer. -For this stay.
Go see what they're offering.
Can I have the key?
Skydiving.
Would you do it?
My wife always wanted to.
-He's afraid of heights. -Afraid is a big word.
Great. How long have you been married?
-Five years. -Five years and five days.
-And we're hoping for more. -But who knows, right?
Right.
This trip will be completely different.
I agree.
Hi there.
Hello.
Natalia and Piotr, right?
Krystian Blok.
Lifeguard, guide and survival specialist.
Hello.
We'll spend the next few days together.
It will be quite a delight.
We didn't hire a guide.
-No? -I'm part of the premium experience.
Have some rest.
Tomorrow we'll go hiking.
My husband doesn't like hiking.
-Of course I do. -And your allergies?
-It's nothing. -Hate it? Impossible.
Beautiful nature and exercise in one?
All right. We'll find a way.
I'm off.
He thinks he's Janosik.
Come on.
Janosik was a Slovak.
So you're not coming tomorrow?
I paid for it, so I am.
She's clever.
You won't come back.
So he bought the hike by accident?
He almost canceled it.
But he didn't.
She didn't know about the hike.
I bet she checked the offer before coming.
The mountains are perfect for an accident.
Phone, talk, recording, lover, boss, insurance, death.
-I'll follow you. -No, you won't.
I'd go with you. But he knows me.
And he'd know we know.
I need to come up with a plan.
You'd better stay away from the bar.
Don't tell me how to go undercover. Bye.
And now, everyone, the ladies ask the gentlemen to dance.
Six shots.
Six.
That's my lucky number.
Really?
Who would've thought? Mine is 12.
Change of plans. Make it 12.
Perfection squared.
Let me show you something.
Six, twelve.
Hold your horses, cowboy.
No way.
If I believed all that fate crap, I'd say it's…
destiny.
How can I convince you it is?
No chance.
For a beautiful stranger!
Twelve zero six, it's for you!
Perfection squared.
Dance all you want!
I'm falling
Slowly falling
Corridors of light
Murmurs of meaning
I'm falling
As if there was no world
As if there wasn't even
Me
Even me
Thanks for walking me back.
It's nothing.
So…
-Goodnight. -Goodnight.
It's been fun.
You know what I think?
It was better than fun.
What do you say?
Maybe we should… do it again?
Sure.
Sit down, everyone.
Thanks.
Last year we had people lost, hypothermic and struck by lightning.
What about avalanches? They are very deadly.
Not always, but quite often.
-You get them in the summer too? -We get rockslides.
Show-off.
Silence.
One more thing. You can meet dangerous animals.
Bears. Wolves.
Moose.
Really?
And many…
Blueberry?
…deadly plants.
Such as devil's snare.
Often confused with sorrel.
Or the even deadlier…
Belladonna!
Ten berries is enough.
Fever, hallucinations, loss of consciousness, death.
Congratulations.
You almost killed your wife.
Sweet Lord.
Is this safe?
Pace yourselves. Save some strength for more attractions.
-What attractions? -I'll tell you when the time comes.
I love surprises.
Ten years of marriage and she'll hate them.
Remember. We have to stay together.
Don't stop anywhere without clearing it with me.
Okay.
Did your wife drag you here too?
"A trip will do you good."
It'll kill me first.
First they take away our freedom,
then they take away our lives.
You're exaggerating.
They can't wait to dance on our graves, man.
Four-eyes, keep up! Don't let the ladies beat you.
We're going up in twos.
The climber is protected by their partner.
It's all about trust.
Building strong bonds between climbers.
It'll do you good.
Or show the truth.
Right.
Who will go first?
Not me.
-Sorry. -I will.
-Really? -Yes.
Come up here.
You'll be protecting me.
I always do.
We'll see about that.
-Kill me in front of witnesses. -Easy.
Remember, double protection.
You can do it. I'm here.
Try going left, it'll be easier.
Jesus!
It's okay.
I asked you not to follow us!
She could have died!
Sit down.
Did she? She didn't.
We're not here to play rock climbers. We have a plan.
What plan? We have no plan!
Did you think I just sat here all day doing nothing?
-Natalia doesn't want to kill me. -Really?
Did she suggest anything lately?
No… I mean, maybe.
Skydiving.
Oh man.
This is her plan.
Luckily, we have ours. Listen to me carefully.
Take her to dinner.
She won't talk to me.
Don't worry.
It'll be an apology dinner.
They all fall for it.
You have to get her so drunk,
so that she can barely stand.
That's my big apology?
I'll sneak into your room--
There are cameras everywhere!
You don't believe in me at all.
I'll sneak into your room
and spill tanning oil in your bathroom.
She'll get back, go there, and…
Done.
Right here.
-Why don't you get a different oil? -Of course.
Thanks so much.
You too.
Thanks, kiddos.
So you're saying Piotr is allergic.
To everything I like. Grapes, wine.
I'd kill myself. Life would be so bland.
We're putting him out of his misery.
Almonds too.
Almonds!
Almonds are perfect.
I've got it.
Invite him to dinner. He must eat pasta.
Pasta with almonds?
With garlic!
Almonds look like sliced garlic.
I've read about it. Doesn't matter.
He'll get the swapped pasta.
But who will swap it?
The chef. Or the assistant.
The chef is cute, it's a piece of cake for me.
Suppose you swap the garlic,
and Piotr orders the pasta…
What if someone has adrenaline?
Shit, even we have it.
You have a shot. But it doesn't mean you'll use it.
-Let's get champagne. -You know I'm allergic.
We'll order a lot of vodka.
Drinking vodka at dinner?
So what? I'll take two bottles.
We can't drink two bottles of vodka.
Between the two of us? No problem.
Hi. We'll have pasta.
I'll take the trout. It's a local delicacy.
But this place is known for pasta.
We'll take two.
I recommend tagliatelle with black truffles and sliced garlic.
-I'll take the trout. -Two pastas. My husband loves pasta.
And two bottles of vodka. Thanks.
I can't wait to see it in all its glory.
Luca.
What are you doing? Get back to the dishes.
-But he's the chef… -He tells that to all the girls. Dear God.
One more?
-Later. -Let's not waste any time.
I'm sure you'll love it.
A toast first.
-Let's eat. -To us.
ADRENALINE
Delicious.
Use more garlic, it's yummy.
-Try mine. -But…
-Just one bite! -Thanks but no…
How is it?
Delicious.
-Can you taste it? -What?
Excuse me.
Must be the garlic.
Can you…
God, he can't breathe!
-Piotr! -Help him!
My darling. I'll save you.
What…?
Pat me on the back!
I was just choking.
You could've killed me.
Me? Your wife?
-Never! -Right.
-How could you know it was just… -Exactly!
That I was only choking.
Maybe it's a bad idea, but…
I wanted to talk to you… I think we should talk.
What are you doing?
Mosquitoes!
What?
I forgot.
-I want ice. -What?
-In the room. -We have ice.
We'll have more. For more drinks.
Wait for me.
Not here, in the room.
-Go. -Are you sure?
Okay, fine.
Jesus. Why did you drink so much?
I was stressed!
Awfully stressed!
Okay. It's time for plan B.
Skydiving. I'll sign you up tomorrow.
Before you jump… I'll cut the parachute ropes.
You want to kill both of us?
You'll pull out at the last minute.
Piotr will jump out and…
-You won't cut the ropes. -I will.
-Like you swapped the garlic? -Come on.
Jesus, you reek.
Look who's talking.
Easy. I'll do it myself.
Sweet Lord.
Is she drunk?
She is. But I'm calling the plan off.
She came to my rescue with an adrenaline shot.
Would she do that if she wanted to kill me?
Would she?
She came to your rescue, but she didn't give you the shot.
It was this close.
What if she knew you were fine and gave you the shot?
Would that have killed you?
Would it?
It would.
See? Here's what we'll do…
That's what we'll do.
Let's go.
Agata? We're doing this.
Good girl. And why are we doing this?
-He's not alone here. -Is it that chick from work?
No, his friend, Łukasz.
A soccer fan and failed rock star.
Blond, chubby guy, looks like an idiot?
You know him?
Doesn't matter. You're going skydiving.
Oh God!
Does he like to swim? Won't he drown?
Where's the ice?
It melted.
I'll take a shower.
I'll spill tanning oil in your bathroom.
No! Wait!
Me first.
Wait a minute, I just need to--
You know,
it's quite possible…
that you're my one and only.
Tell me.
What are you really doing here?
You know…
Your one and only should probably know that.
I'm protecting my friend.
From what?
Mortal danger.
But it'll soon be over.
Where?
In a sauna.
Can you repeat that?
In a sauna.
Jesus.
Łukasz…
SAUNA, TOMORROW. THESE IDIOTS WILL KILL EACH OTHER.
-Goodbye. -Thank you.
Thanks.
You know what?
-Why don't we go to a… -To a sauna?
It's not such a great idea.
You and me, naked, steamy, covered in sweat?
What's better than that?
Unless you don't want to.
Give me one minute.
WE'RE GOING TO THE SAUNA. DON'T DO ANYTHING!
I'll get water for the rocks.
There are no rocks here.
I'll get some anyway.
I was worried it wasn't you.
-But it is you. -Yes, it is.
He stayed.
Boiled by his own best friend.
That means… he wanted to boil you.
I know you're shocked. I am too.
You just realized it. But I know what will help.
Wine? Vodka? Champagne?
Don't do it.
She did it.
I called the plan off, you moron.
Piotr, you didn't say anything.
Yes, I did!
I mean, I texted.
Doesn't matter.
No more stupid ideas. And no more plan Bs!
Of course.
I'd love to buy you a drink, but my wife would be jealous.
Is that an allergy?
I'm allergic to stupidity. My own.
If it was an allergen, I'd be in hives from head to toe.
-I have to-- -Don't.
Can't we just be two strangers in a bar?
-I'm Natalia. -Piotr.
Can I buy you a drink?
Your wife won't mind?
She trusts me.
She must love you very much. Or be very stupid.
Hello!
It's so nice to see people who almost killed each other.
Sorry.
Let's have a drink.
Five years?
Actually, we've been together eight years and three months.
Right.
Jesus. How old are you?
Don't ask.
You look great.
Thanks.
-If you want to fix anything-- -What?
I don't know.
The nose, maybe?
No. The boobs.
Natalia doesn't need fixing.
Of course not.
Sylwia works at a… What is it?
-Aesthetic medicine center. -That's it.
I can get you a discount.
In case your husband is the kind who likes a good deal.
-I don't skimp on my wife, I just-- -Just what?
I just love her. Just the way she is.
Naturally beautiful.
That's it, exactly.
-Scrooge. -He's not a scrooge. He's just…
He's just reasonable.
And I love him for it.
Cute.
I really meant it.
I was acting like an idiot for the whole trip.
I was no better.
Why don't we just forget about it and start over?
Look.
It belongs to our spa.
It's beautiful.
COTTAGE FOR RENT
Very us.
I could spend the rest of my life here.
Let's go.
We were going to have money, a café, go to the Maldives or Philippines.
We were going to be happy.
Together.
Same with Piotr and I.
Minus the café and the Maldives. As for the Philippines, we would consider.
Plus releasing my album.
But it won't happen.
They had to make up.
What if
they really love each other?
If I had so much money, I could afford to love too.
Łukasz!
You're awake?
I've missed you.
What time is it?
Noon.
I have a surprise for you.
But let's have coffee first.
Just the way you like it.
Stay here and don't move.
Not planning to.
Hello?
I'm calling about the cottage.
It'll be ready soon. Your husband insisted.
-I will text you the confirmation. -I'll let him know. Thank you.
Silly me.
DAGMARA: REMEMBER THE PLAN. WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER. YOU'RE THE BEST!
I don't understand how we let them drag us into this.
Me neither.
People should love each other, not try to kill their spouses.
His own wife, the love of his life.
Incredible.
I've never hurt anyone in my life.
Me neither.
Darling!
I'm sorry it took so long, but I brought a sweet bonus.
What's happening?
Natalia?
THE MONEY IS YOURS, I DON'T WANT IT. SAY HI TO DAGMARA.
What?
REMEMBER THE PLAN. WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER. YOU'RE THE BEST!
What are you eating?
Sorrel.
Tastes like childhood.
I loved sorrel when I was little.
Me too.
Give me more.
Hey!
I've waited for you at the airport!
-You wanted to go skydiving. -I didn't.
Okay, sure. Natalia was right. You chickened out.
-I didn't, I just-- -You don't like anything she does.
That's fine, I get it. It's no big deal.
Wait!
I'll do it.
You're the man. Come on.
This sorrel looks kinda weird.
That's 'cause it's the mountain sorrel.
It has seeds.
Every plant does.
So what are you saying?
That Piotr and Natalia used us.
You said it.
-They must pay for it. -Did I say that?
They threw us away.
-Our money and or future. -People are cruel.
-It was such a good plan! -It still is.
What's wrong?
You really don't waste any time.
What a surprise!
I don't get it.
You came to finish what you started?
-I still don't get it. -I'll make it easier for you.
Run me over.
You need me to lie down?
No problem.
-Go on! -Natalia?
There is no one here, no witnesses. Go on, pedal to the metal!
You chicken out now?
Fine, chicken out. But we need to settle this man-to-man.
Get in the car and run me over!
Where is Piotrek?
In the cottage he rented for you two. You're going to love it.
Wait, you think that we…
So that's why he wrote me!
You admitted it!
He texted me saying that he's quitting in order to spend more time with you.
We were starting a new project, but he quit.
Girl, I came here to talk some sense into him.
But I see we're back in high school.
Careful with the head.
I'd be lying if I said you haven't impressed me.
Can we wait for Natalia?
But not too long.
Turn around. Legs.
Arms in, like a jacket.
Okay.
Now we go up 4,000 meters.
-How high? -4,000 meters.
Okay.
I told you I'm not scared.
Man,
you'll be falling at 200 km/h, head first, towards Mother Earth.
Only an idiot wouldn't be scared.
Hug?
Lack of communication. It killed my second marriage.
I won't let it kill my first.
Excuse me. You're not at the airport?
What airport?
Your husband is there. For the skydiving.
Oh God. Agata.
Agata?
If she… Where's the airport?
Piotrek!
No!
Piotrek.
Wow!
Go on.
You survived?
Looks like it.
You came back.
I wish you jumped with the same kind of passion!
-Good evening. -Hello. Visiting these guests?
-They moved. -They did?
-Where to? -To the cottage. They didn't tell you?
They did. They sure did.
They did.
-They're gone. -Really?
Really.
FIRE-EXTINGUISHING EQUIPMENT
You were always with me.
I kind of forgot about it.
"Kind of"?
Nothing makes sense without you.
-I'm so tired. -Exhausted.
-Let's go to bed. -Let's.
-Without a shower. -Sure.
What was that?
Room service?
No way.
At this hour?
I'll go check.
-I'm coming with you. -No, you stay here.
-Please get out before we call… -Who?
Before we call someone!
Stay here.
Don't go with me.
Be careful. Quiet.
Łukasz?
Agata, what are you doing here?
We came to claim what's ours.
-Are you crazy? -Am I crazy?
Am I? I don't think so.
-Give us the money! -Money!
Łukasz, stop it!
Don't move!
Hurry!
-Why is she here? -For the same reason Łukasz is.
-He's gone mad! -So has she.
We come in peace!
-We come in peace! -Łukasz!
-Money! -Łukasz, calm down!
Open the door!
Łukasz.
Let's talk.
-Łukasz, let's talk. -What for?
You were going to kill each other. We're just helping you.
Put the ax down!
Don't tell him what to do.
Agata, you can't do this!
Of course I can.
Don't worry. One of you will live to give us the money.
Am I right?
About what?
The money.
So cool!
-Okay. -Łukasz, buddy…
Tell us where it is, or your pretty wife dies!
-Calm down, Łukasz! -The clock is ticking.
Tick-tock.
-Tick-tock. -Stop it! Łukasz…
Tick-tock.
Tick-tock!
The time's up!
Łukasz?
Die!
Natalia!
-Let go! -We're going down together!
Grab my hand!
Come on, climb!
I've got you.
-Let's go. -Wait.
-We must check on them. -Let's go!
I won't leave them. I'll call Krystian.
-Bogdan. -Bogdan.
Don't cross the line. It's an active investigation.
He cleared out all the safes he installed. He's been wanted for a year.
He always seemed strange.
They were very lucky.
Patrycja? Excuse me.
Any deaths?
Just kidding. Where's the devil's snare couple?
Witches used to eat it and thought they were flying.
Let's go.
Most of them never landed.
These two were completely drugged when they were brought in.
Come in.
Hello. You have company.
I'll leave you.
Piotr?
Natalia.
You didn't need to come.
Natalia, I…
-I wasn't myself. -That's right.
It was that devilish plant!
I didn't cut the ropes.
I'm not crazy, am I?
Listen…
How can we make this up to you?
Don't!
MINT AND FROSTING
How can you eat so much?
I have my ways.
Anything else?
Thanks, that's enough.
Are you sure? We have sour cucumber soup today.
-The chef has just made it. -Tomorrow.
The boss is full.
I get it. You only get one 6th anniversary.
Then comes the 7th and the 66th.
We'll make it till the 666th.
Yeah, right.
Of course.
I remember you two!
I have a new scratch card for you.
Limited edition. The Diamond Unicorn.
It's expensive, but worth it!
-Villas, estates… -We wouldn't wish it on our worst enemy.
-Bye! -Bye!
Subtitle translation by: Łukasz Dutka