1 00:00:00,129 --> 00:00:01,799 [Lucifer] Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:01,881 --> 00:00:04,421 So, you're the Devil, and you've left Hell behind 3 00:00:04,508 --> 00:00:06,838 to take a vacation in Los Angeles. 4 00:00:06,927 --> 00:00:08,007 Well, where else would I go? 5 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,685 I got it, I got it. 6 00:00:09,764 --> 00:00:11,264 The name, the whole Lucifer thing, 7 00:00:11,348 --> 00:00:13,178 and desire's like your super power. 8 00:00:13,267 --> 00:00:14,477 Mmm, it's more like a gift from God, really. 9 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,940 My God. Your dad did that to you? 10 00:00:17,021 --> 00:00:18,731 No, that's where I cut my wings off. 11 00:00:18,814 --> 00:00:20,614 Mum's powers are returning 12 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:22,691 and it won't be long before we can't contain them. 13 00:00:22,777 --> 00:00:24,857 I'm afraid that this ends now. 14 00:00:24,945 --> 00:00:27,365 [grunts] Bloody hell, it worked. 15 00:00:29,283 --> 00:00:30,283 Who are you? 16 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:32,237 [Lucifer] I should never have got you involved 17 00:00:32,328 --> 00:00:33,328 in any of this from the start. 18 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:35,462 I just realized something that I need to do. 19 00:00:35,539 --> 00:00:39,379 Detective, I'm coming over now to tell you the truth about me. 20 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,340 [thud] 21 00:00:49,345 --> 00:00:51,355 [upbeat music playing] 22 00:01:24,713 --> 00:01:25,843 [honking] 23 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:32,890 Are you blind? 24 00:01:39,645 --> 00:01:41,195 [groans] 25 00:01:41,272 --> 00:01:42,562 [laughs] 26 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,738 The day I've had, I tell you. 27 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,860 Right. I'd like a ride to Los Angeles, please. 28 00:01:50,948 --> 00:01:51,988 Oh. 29 00:01:52,074 --> 00:01:53,284 Dearie me. 30 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:55,077 At least I'm healing fast. 31 00:01:55,161 --> 00:01:56,411 Do you have any aloe vera? 32 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:58,125 I ain't going back to LA. 33 00:01:58,497 --> 00:01:59,497 But... 34 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:03,957 Hold on, you're not a real armored truck driver, are you? 35 00:02:05,462 --> 00:02:07,962 Wait. Don't I know you from somewhere? 36 00:02:08,799 --> 00:02:11,129 Oh, yes, yes, you're that jewelry thief, 37 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,508 the one who left in nothing but his manties. 38 00:02:13,596 --> 00:02:16,306 You! You got me put in jail. 39 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:18,470 Uh, well, I think that one's on you, sir. 40 00:02:18,559 --> 00:02:20,519 I wasn't the one with the gun and the ski mask. 41 00:02:20,603 --> 00:02:22,813 I'm not gonna let you screw this up for me again. 42 00:02:23,272 --> 00:02:24,692 It's time for you to go. 43 00:02:24,773 --> 00:02:28,233 [laughs] You're a tenacious one, I'll give you that. Respect. 44 00:02:28,652 --> 00:02:30,402 You're one crazy-ass bitch. 45 00:02:30,863 --> 00:02:32,163 Now get out of the truck. 46 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,659 [cocks gun] Now. 47 00:02:34,074 --> 00:02:37,454 Look, I know you don't want to shoot me, Mr... 48 00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:39,286 -What's your name? -Said out, bitch. 49 00:02:39,371 --> 00:02:42,541 Mr. Said Out Bitch, tell me, what is it you really desire? 50 00:02:47,796 --> 00:02:49,506 I just want to get out of here, man. 51 00:02:50,174 --> 00:02:53,054 Right, freedom, of course. That hasn't changed. 52 00:02:53,135 --> 00:02:55,055 -[police siren wailing] -[exhales] 53 00:02:55,137 --> 00:02:57,677 Well, then we might be able to help each other. 54 00:03:00,017 --> 00:03:01,847 [sirens wailing] 55 00:03:09,693 --> 00:03:11,993 [officer 1] Suspect's heading towards us. Prepare the blockade. 56 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:34,635 [officer 2] I can't see through. 57 00:03:35,844 --> 00:03:37,474 -[officer 3] Eyes on you. -[officer 4] Easy, easy. 58 00:03:39,473 --> 00:03:42,023 [honking "Shave and a Haircut"] 59 00:03:43,644 --> 00:03:44,854 -[officer 4] Hands up! -[officer 5] Hey, hey, hey. 60 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:48,152 [officer 1] Don't move! 61 00:03:48,232 --> 00:03:49,822 Hello there. 62 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,030 -Hands in the air! -That won't be necessary. 63 00:03:52,111 --> 00:03:55,701 I'm Lucifer Morningstar, consultant for the LAPD. 64 00:03:55,781 --> 00:03:59,201 I've apprehended this stolen vehicle and all of its contents. 65 00:03:59,285 --> 00:04:00,585 You're welcome. 66 00:04:00,661 --> 00:04:02,451 Hands up! Down on the ground! 67 00:04:02,538 --> 00:04:05,158 Well, I'd really rather not. I've just got into some clean clothes. 68 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:06,959 [officer 1] Partner name and badge number? 69 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:09,462 Oh, for goodness sake, Detective Decker. 70 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:11,595 I'm afraid I don't know her badge number. 71 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:14,882 But I'd say with certainty she's a 34B, if that helps. 72 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:18,968 Hot as Hell out here, isn't it? 73 00:04:19,555 --> 00:04:20,765 Close, anyway. 74 00:04:21,181 --> 00:04:22,221 [officer 2] Checks out. 75 00:04:22,308 --> 00:04:23,518 Well, of course it does. 76 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,810 I'm never wrong when it comes to cup size. 77 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:27,905 -Okay. -Hold on! 78 00:04:28,397 --> 00:04:29,767 What'd you do with the real thief? 79 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:32,567 Well, unfortunately, he got away. But not to worry. 80 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:36,651 I don't think he'll be bothering you for a very, very long time. 81 00:04:37,156 --> 00:04:38,566 [panting] 82 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:55,515 [elevator dings] 83 00:05:00,721 --> 00:05:03,601 Oh, good, you're here. 84 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:07,022 Well, I wasn't sure what you fancied, so I ordered a little of everything. 85 00:05:07,102 --> 00:05:08,192 Thank you, Benjamin. 86 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,610 Lucifer, what is all of this? 87 00:05:13,692 --> 00:05:16,072 This is your new wellness regime. 88 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:18,533 I thought since I was responsible for your current state, 89 00:05:18,614 --> 00:05:19,614 the least I could do is heal you. 90 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:22,118 And, yes, Benjamin is part of the package. [chuckles] 91 00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:24,243 He'll be back after dark. 92 00:05:25,913 --> 00:05:27,253 Oh, but don't worry, he'll be gentle. 93 00:05:27,331 --> 00:05:28,251 Mmm. 94 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:31,327 What? I just want to take care of you. Is that so hard to believe? 95 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,998 -Yes. Out with it. What's going on? -[sighs] 96 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,260 Talk about insult to injury. 97 00:05:44,139 --> 00:05:47,269 [stammers] I didn't know that they could grow back. 98 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:51,400 Are wings like body hair? 99 00:05:52,064 --> 00:05:53,944 No. Don't be so ridiculous. 100 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:56,484 This is Dad's latest stunt. 101 00:05:56,568 --> 00:05:58,358 Celestial spanking, if you will. 102 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,955 I suppose that's what I get for giving Mum her own universe. 103 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:03,161 -Holy crap! -Exactly. 104 00:06:03,242 --> 00:06:04,622 Mmm. 105 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:05,871 But it's no biggie. 106 00:06:06,745 --> 00:06:09,335 I've cut them off once, and I can cut them off again. 107 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:12,746 Now, I'd have Maze do it, but she's off bounty hunting again, 108 00:06:12,835 --> 00:06:16,595 and, well, I thought, what with your medical expertise and training... 109 00:06:16,672 --> 00:06:19,132 Even if I was that kind of doctor, 110 00:06:19,216 --> 00:06:21,676 I'm pretty sure they're not teaching wing-ectomies in med school. 111 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,800 No, it's quite simple. 112 00:06:22,886 --> 00:06:24,846 It's just snip, snip, and Bob's your uncle. 113 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:26,760 Yeah, well, God's your father, Lucifer, 114 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:28,270 and things are never simple with him. 115 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:31,230 You don't know why for sure your wings have returned. 116 00:06:31,311 --> 00:06:34,481 They've returned because Dad is a control freak. 117 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:36,825 He's pissed off that he can't get Mum back, 118 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,990 so he stuck my wings back on. 119 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,696 But I am not his Mr. Potato Head. 120 00:06:42,197 --> 00:06:44,907 And don't worry. I fully plan to track down Dad's emissary on Earth 121 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:46,832 and give him a return message, but for now-- 122 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:47,950 Emissary? 123 00:06:48,078 --> 00:06:50,078 You think God sent someone to do this to you? 124 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:51,374 Never mind all that. 125 00:06:51,456 --> 00:06:54,876 Right now I need you to help me, so come on, chop, chop. 126 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,090 No. 127 00:06:56,712 --> 00:06:58,342 As your therapist, I'm sorry. 128 00:06:59,214 --> 00:07:00,514 But I can't do this. 129 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:01,971 Well, as a friend, then. 130 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:05,720 Yes, as a friend who got caught in the crossfire, I beg you, please, 131 00:07:05,804 --> 00:07:08,894 think this through before you do something rash. 132 00:07:10,309 --> 00:07:13,309 I almost died because of your family drama. 133 00:07:15,856 --> 00:07:17,146 Right. 134 00:07:18,734 --> 00:07:21,194 But you can definitely text me Ben's number, though. 135 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:27,196 Okay. 136 00:07:28,911 --> 00:07:31,541 Ugh, God, it's hard enough just to scratch your own back. 137 00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:38,924 Right. It's okay. It's okay. You can call off the search party. 138 00:07:39,004 --> 00:07:40,764 I'm unharmed. 139 00:07:45,177 --> 00:07:47,007 -'Sup, wimp? -[groans] 140 00:07:47,721 --> 00:07:48,721 [Lucifer] Detective. 141 00:07:48,805 --> 00:07:52,145 Detective, I am so sorry. You must have been so worried in my absence. 142 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:54,096 Your absence? I saw you two days ago. 143 00:07:54,186 --> 00:07:56,436 I thought you were just avoiding meeting the new lieutenant. 144 00:07:56,522 --> 00:07:57,812 New who? Never mind, I don't care. 145 00:07:57,898 --> 00:07:59,938 We've got something much more important we need to discuss. 146 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:03,785 -Oh, is this about the message you left? -Message? Oh. Right. 147 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,862 Uh, well, we will talk about that later, 148 00:08:05,948 --> 00:08:08,368 but right now we need to figure out who kidnapped me. 149 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:10,795 Kidnapped you? 150 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,000 Okay, I'll play. Who kidnapped you? 151 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,250 I don't know. 152 00:08:15,249 --> 00:08:17,579 -Well, what did they look like? -I don't know. 153 00:08:18,252 --> 00:08:20,882 [stammers] Look, I'm fairly certain that my father's behind it. 154 00:08:21,755 --> 00:08:23,055 Your father kidnapped you? 155 00:08:23,131 --> 00:08:24,511 Well, no, not him personally. 156 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,181 God never gets his own hands dirty, does he? 157 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:28,055 Uh-huh. 158 00:08:28,136 --> 00:08:30,046 -You don't believe me. -Uh-huh. 159 00:08:30,138 --> 00:08:32,848 Sorry, this is just a little far-fetched. Even for you. 160 00:08:32,933 --> 00:08:34,483 Right. Okay. Fine. 161 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,440 I'll take you to the scene of the crime. Come on. Come on. 162 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,870 [Lucifer] Yes, I'm sure. It's just past this shrub. 163 00:08:50,576 --> 00:08:52,156 [Chloe] Well, I don't see anything. 164 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:53,909 [Lucifer] What? I... 165 00:08:55,789 --> 00:08:58,369 -Ah! Ha-ha! Footprints. -Those are mine. 166 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:01,039 Oh. Well... 167 00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:04,595 Well, then the wind must have blown the crime scene bare, Detective. 168 00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:07,053 Because I am not lying. Someone kidnapped me. 169 00:09:07,134 --> 00:09:09,264 I was outside the hospital leaving you a message-- 170 00:09:09,344 --> 00:09:10,764 So, this was about that message. 171 00:09:11,179 --> 00:09:13,509 Look, Lucifer, if you regret what you said, 172 00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:16,389 if this kidnapping tale is some elaborate distraction, 173 00:09:16,476 --> 00:09:17,936 you can just stop. 174 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,940 All right? You don't need to tell me anything. 175 00:09:20,022 --> 00:09:21,562 I'm no stranger to the drunken dial. 176 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,820 Yes, I have been known to avoid the issue at times, 177 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,480 but that is not the case here. 178 00:09:25,569 --> 00:09:29,319 Detective, I swear, this is the scene of a despicable crime. 179 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:33,159 What? 180 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:35,955 I believe you. 181 00:09:45,547 --> 00:09:47,547 [theme music playing] 182 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:55,852 [Ella] Soaked in sweat, parched and starving, 183 00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:59,312 he scraped, clawed his way towards the light, 184 00:09:59,394 --> 00:10:00,774 but, ironically, 185 00:10:00,854 --> 00:10:03,814 the only thing stronger than his desperate desire to live 186 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:05,479 was the sun. 187 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,237 Its relentless heat literally cooking him 188 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,150 until one last breath. 189 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:12,782 And he's gone. 190 00:10:14,076 --> 00:10:16,446 Tragic, but now can we please get on with it? 191 00:10:16,536 --> 00:10:18,576 Whoever killed this dehydrated sap 192 00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:20,464 is clearly responsible for my devil-napping. 193 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,750 I mean, the location is far too coincidental. 194 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,213 Who is he and what does he have to do with me? 195 00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:29,265 Steve Venalis. Owner and CEO of Angelette Hotel. 196 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:31,301 Steve Venalis. That's strange. 197 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:32,435 Never heard of him. 198 00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:34,601 You'd think we'd have some kind of connection. 199 00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:37,679 I suppose we'll get more answers once we find our assailant. 200 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,690 Hey, Jerry, I think I found some footprints. 201 00:10:40,769 --> 00:10:42,439 What? No, those are mine. 202 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:44,191 [scoffs] Amateurs. 203 00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:46,863 How did we get stuck with the B-Team anyway? 204 00:10:46,942 --> 00:10:48,612 Lucifer, this is Lancaster PD. 205 00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:51,864 The crime scene is on the LA border, so they're here helping. 206 00:10:51,947 --> 00:10:53,947 I mean, I think they're doing a great job. 207 00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:56,282 [Dan] Jeez, these Lancaster guys are a bunch of tools. 208 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,045 Speaking of tools... 209 00:11:00,122 --> 00:11:01,712 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, Detective. Detective. 210 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,881 -So, what'd you find? -Looks like a keychain. 211 00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:10,553 Hey, guys, look at this. 212 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:12,762 [Lucifer] Finally, a clue. 213 00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:13,973 An "A"? 214 00:11:14,386 --> 00:11:15,926 -Right, off we go, Miss Lopez. -Oh. 215 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,012 Uh, hold up, bud. I need to do one more lap of the scene. 216 00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:20,218 Wanna make sure we didn't miss anything. 217 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:22,228 I mean, not that I don't trust Lancaster, 218 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,480 I just don't want to disappoint our new lieutenant. 219 00:11:24,563 --> 00:11:26,193 Oh, my gosh, you guys. Did I tell you 220 00:11:26,273 --> 00:11:28,653 that I saw Lieutenant Pierce speak at a conference last year? 221 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:32,153 "The red tape beyond the yellow tape." Riveting. 222 00:11:32,821 --> 00:11:34,071 -Sounds it. -Yeah, you told us. 223 00:11:34,156 --> 00:11:36,196 -[Dan] Yup, you did. -Anyway, big fan. 224 00:11:36,283 --> 00:11:38,493 The guy is a serious rock star. 225 00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:41,657 I can't believe he transferred here. We are so lucky. 226 00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:44,456 And I hear he's a total sweetie pants to boot. 227 00:12:01,683 --> 00:12:03,563 I'm Lieutenant Marcus Pierce. 228 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:10,439 All right, back to it. 229 00:12:15,363 --> 00:12:18,743 Uh, Detective Daniel Espinoza. Heard a lot about you, Lieutenant. 230 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,915 And I'm really excited to work with you. 231 00:12:20,994 --> 00:12:22,414 I wish I could say the same. 232 00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:25,505 Aren't you that corrupt cop that got off easy? 233 00:12:25,999 --> 00:12:27,959 -Excuse me? -No, excuse me. 234 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,053 You must be Lucifer. 235 00:12:32,214 --> 00:12:33,804 Morningstar. Pleasure. 236 00:12:33,882 --> 00:12:36,012 There was an investigation last year. 237 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:38,892 We interviewed, what was it, 92 of your sexual partners? 238 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,349 I think I'll refrain from physical contact, if you don't mind. 239 00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:43,812 [chuckles] 240 00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:45,312 You don't seem reckless. 241 00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:48,846 Narcissistic, hedonistic, that I see. 242 00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,019 Well, thank you very much. 243 00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:52,016 Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson. 244 00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:54,438 -Oh, quick read, then? -Hardly. 245 00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,198 Well, I for one don't need a file to ascertain 246 00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,699 you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you? 247 00:12:59,783 --> 00:13:01,373 -Accurate. -Okay. 248 00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:04,661 Hi. I'm Detective Decker. 249 00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,373 Lucifer's partner. I know. 250 00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:10,286 Actually, he's mine. Uh, consultant, to be exact. 251 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:12,247 -That's what I said. -But... 252 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,470 Well, isn't he amazing? 253 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,010 We just had the best conversation over the donuts I brought for him. 254 00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:22,888 Everyone. Not just him. I'm not kissing ass or anything. 255 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:25,273 -[Lucifer] Mmm-hmm. -Donuts for everyone. Donuts. 256 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:26,350 -[Lucifer] Right. -[Chloe] Wow. 257 00:13:26,434 --> 00:13:28,104 -[Dan] Wow. -[Amenadiel] Lucifer! 258 00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,056 I've been looking all over for you. 259 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:32,980 [Lucifer sighs] 260 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,027 Through here. Go. 261 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:41,915 So, what happened? 262 00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:44,662 It was terrible, brother. I was kidnapped. 263 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:46,455 No, Lucy. 264 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:47,997 I meant Mom. 265 00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:49,211 Oh. 266 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,381 Well, didn't you get my text? 267 00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:53,959 What, you mean the string of nonsensical emojis? 268 00:13:54,796 --> 00:13:57,506 Fire, sword, donut, space man, clock, 269 00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:59,881 dancing lady, flashlight, thumbs up. 270 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:02,094 How am I supposed to know what that means? 271 00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:05,428 I ignited the Flaming Sword, used it to cut a hole in space and time, 272 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:08,685 Mum's light flooded through it, then it closed up behind her. All good. 273 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:15,607 Mom's... Mom is gone? 274 00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,444 Yes. 275 00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:20,106 Yes, I mean, she says goodbye forever, 276 00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:22,616 she loves you very much, et cetera, et cetera. 277 00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:27,999 But the good news is you get your necklace back. 278 00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,458 We all know how attached to that you are. 279 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,845 So, back to more current issues, me and my kidnapping. 280 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,710 Now, clearly Dad is behind it, but the question is, 281 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:41,047 who is his emissary and how were they able to render me unconscious? 282 00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:42,764 Either they used some kind of celestial weapon 283 00:14:42,844 --> 00:14:45,104 or the detective was nearby, and if it's the latter, 284 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,510 then it has to be someone who knows she makes me vulnerable. 285 00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:51,065 Hang on. 286 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,573 The "A" on the keychain is for Amenadiel, isn't it? 287 00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,281 -What? -Of course, it's you! 288 00:15:00,362 --> 00:15:03,452 Now that God's favorite son's regained his powers, 289 00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:05,531 he's back to being his little bitch. 290 00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:07,447 Lucy, I didn't get my powers back. 291 00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:10,576 Yes, I was able to slow time, but... 292 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,751 that appears to have been a one-time thing. 293 00:15:15,377 --> 00:15:18,707 But you have got your wings back, right? 294 00:15:18,797 --> 00:15:21,337 No. Not yet. 295 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:23,087 [scoffs] 296 00:15:23,176 --> 00:15:25,506 Well, isn't that ironic. 297 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,765 You want your wings back and didn't get them, and... 298 00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:34,021 I get whacked over the head and hauled out to the desert. 299 00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:38,019 -That's not ironic. -Well, not ironic, ironic. 300 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,068 More Alanis Morissette "Ironic." 301 00:15:40,151 --> 00:15:41,241 Anyway, the point is, 302 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,699 I'm sure your full powers will come back in no time. 303 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,610 You probably just need a good nap. 304 00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:47,739 Or eat some mangoes. I've heard they work wonders. 305 00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:49,736 -What? -We got a suspect. 306 00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:51,038 Prints on the keychain. 307 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:52,871 First, it looked like it had been wiped down, 308 00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:56,456 then I whipped out the color fluorescent film and, wham-o! 309 00:15:56,835 --> 00:15:58,595 Well done, Miss Lopez. 310 00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:02,421 Oh, sorry, we haven't officially met yet. I'm Ella. 311 00:16:04,718 --> 00:16:05,718 Amenadiel. 312 00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:09,302 I mean, I've seen you around doing your handsome broody thing. 313 00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:11,771 But anyway, 314 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:14,890 any bro of Lucifer's is a bro of mine. 315 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:20,360 Whoa, someone works out. 316 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,441 Now I know who carries the guns in the family. 317 00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:26,408 Right. Yes, enough of that. We have a suspect. Shall we? 318 00:16:26,489 --> 00:16:29,319 Oh, brother, about your problem... 319 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:33,657 I think I might have just the remedy. 320 00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:35,617 I'll text you the info later. 321 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,542 Words this time, please. 322 00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:53,105 [Chloe] Josh Hamid, the victim's business partner. 323 00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,483 The two own this hotel. 324 00:16:54,893 --> 00:16:56,773 [Lucifer] This is a mugshot. Has he got a record? 325 00:16:56,853 --> 00:16:59,193 [Chloe] Yeah, possession of an exotic animal. 326 00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:01,902 -A tiger, I think. -[Lucifer] And that's illegal? Too bad. 327 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:05,653 [Chloe] Yeah, anyhow, looks like Josh and Steve both come from family money. 328 00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,987 Basically bought this hotel just to have a place to party. 329 00:17:08,073 --> 00:17:12,493 Imagine buying your own establishment just to justify your decadent lifestyle. 330 00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:13,787 It's absurd. 331 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,584 Yeah, absurd. 332 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,166 Thank you. 333 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,250 [loud dance music playing] 334 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:31,555 [Chloe] Josh Hamid? 335 00:17:33,515 --> 00:17:34,565 Who wants to know? 336 00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:36,601 Detective Decker, LAPD. 337 00:17:36,684 --> 00:17:38,524 I imagine you recognize me. 338 00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:42,608 You got a nice set of cans for a cop. 339 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:45,533 Whilst I don't disagree, that is incredibly disrespectful. 340 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,990 Perhaps I should teach you some manners. 341 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,780 Lucifer, I got this. 342 00:17:49,989 --> 00:17:51,279 Got a nice ass, too. 343 00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,826 Yeah? Well, I also got these. 344 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:57,500 And your sorry ass is a suspect in the Steve Venalis murder. 345 00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,750 [laughing] I told you Steve was up to something. 346 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,583 You want to cuff me, honey, you're gonna have to catch me. 347 00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:05,707 -[Lucifer] Excuse me! -[all clamoring] 348 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,260 [shrieks] 349 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:16,678 [laughing] 350 00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:21,309 [chuckling] You've got a gun. Scary. 351 00:18:21,396 --> 00:18:23,896 Hey, you tell Steve I'm officially impressed. 352 00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:26,152 -You think this is funny? -[Chloe] Lucifer! 353 00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,234 [screams] 354 00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:30,947 [chuckles] 355 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:33,533 Maybe it's a bit funny. 356 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,587 -So, Josh-- -[yelling] Why did you kidnap me? 357 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:57,098 I swear, I've never seen you before you tried to kill me today. 358 00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:59,852 -Really, Joshy... -Excuse us. 359 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:04,606 What? 360 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:05,809 -What are you doing? -Consulting. 361 00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:07,109 Then consult less. 362 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,610 So, you say you don't recognize Lucifer, 363 00:19:09,736 --> 00:19:12,646 but you do admit to knowing Steve Venalis. Correct? 364 00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:15,619 Then did you do this to him? 365 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,740 This is a joke, right? 366 00:19:19,787 --> 00:19:22,707 We found this at the crime scene with your finger prints all over it. 367 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:25,250 I didn't kill Steve, man. I would never. 368 00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:28,304 That's the key I gave to the fake kidnappers. 369 00:19:28,421 --> 00:19:29,671 -Fake? -Yeah. 370 00:19:29,756 --> 00:19:31,666 They get paid to abduct people. 371 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:34,638 I hired them for Steve. It's our thing. 372 00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:38,009 -What, to torture each other? -No. To pull pranks. 373 00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:40,641 The more money we made, the crazier the prank. 374 00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:42,846 The fake kidnapping was retaliation 375 00:19:42,936 --> 00:19:46,266 for the tiger Steve put in my backyard. 376 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,686 -What's the name of the company? -Snatched. 377 00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,648 Super under the radar. I got the deluxe package. 378 00:19:52,737 --> 00:19:54,447 Ah, well, they delivered. 379 00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,530 They were supposed to nab Steve for 48 hours. 380 00:19:57,158 --> 00:19:58,448 Tie him up in a warehouse, 381 00:19:59,077 --> 00:20:01,867 stick him in the desert and then drop him back at the hotel. 382 00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:05,925 When he didn't show, I just assumed he was busy planning payback. 383 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,090 It's why I thought you weren't real cops. 384 00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:12,093 I mean, a guy named Lucifer and the chick from Hot Tub Hotel? 385 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:14,883 High School. Hot Tub High School. She wasn't in the sequel. 386 00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:16,048 Sorry. 387 00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:17,892 Anyway, can you blame me? 388 00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,721 Look, here's the thing, Joshy. 389 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:21,771 I can assure you we're quite real. 390 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,349 And by the looks of it, so are your kidnappers. 391 00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:26,024 So, tell us what you know about this Snatched. 392 00:20:35,822 --> 00:20:37,702 All right, Lucy, I got your text. 393 00:20:38,199 --> 00:20:40,619 What's this magical remedy of yours? 394 00:20:40,702 --> 00:20:42,702 [mysterious music playing] 395 00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:48,539 Hi, I'm Remedy. 396 00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:51,925 I'm here to rub you. 397 00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:55,671 Uh, give you a massage. 398 00:20:57,135 --> 00:20:59,475 Oh. [laughs nervously] 399 00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:03,811 Well, why not? 400 00:21:03,891 --> 00:21:08,941 Lovely. Um, please remove your clothing and get under the towel. 401 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,115 We're gonna need a bigger towel. 402 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,693 I know where they are. 403 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:16,319 I'll be right back. 404 00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:49,477 [sighs] Man, I searched the IP address like a zillion times 405 00:21:49,562 --> 00:21:51,812 and it keeps pinging to some random Russian server. 406 00:21:51,898 --> 00:21:54,228 Surely there must be some other way to track these miscreants. 407 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,229 Something we missed at the crime scene, perhaps. 408 00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:58,199 I wish. All we found there was that keychain 409 00:21:58,321 --> 00:21:59,611 and our second victim. 410 00:21:59,697 --> 00:22:02,157 -Wait, "second victim"? -Leo. 411 00:22:02,241 --> 00:22:04,411 Once a vibrant rock squirrel, 412 00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:07,164 now roadkill. 413 00:22:08,081 --> 00:22:09,291 Judging from his time of death, 414 00:22:09,374 --> 00:22:12,884 about 16 hours before Steve died of dehydration, 415 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,500 it's pretty likely the kidnappers are the ones who ran him over. 416 00:22:15,588 --> 00:22:17,458 Poor guy never even saw it coming. 417 00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:20,298 -So, did you lift any tire treads? -Sure did. 418 00:22:20,843 --> 00:22:24,263 Leo was squashed by a Ryuk Road Crusher tire. 419 00:22:24,347 --> 00:22:25,347 Commercial grade. 420 00:22:25,807 --> 00:22:28,307 Only 850,000 sets produced. 421 00:22:28,392 --> 00:22:30,392 -In the world? -No. In LA. 422 00:22:30,478 --> 00:22:31,648 Oh, for goodness sakes. 423 00:22:33,397 --> 00:22:34,477 [sighs] 424 00:22:34,565 --> 00:22:38,325 You know, there still is one angle that we haven't quite explored yet, 425 00:22:38,402 --> 00:22:40,492 and that is your connection to the case. 426 00:22:40,571 --> 00:22:42,991 Oh. Well, I wasn't sure you thought there was one. 427 00:22:43,074 --> 00:22:44,624 Well, I'm still not sure I do. 428 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,580 But we're stuck, 429 00:22:46,661 --> 00:22:49,541 so do you think your kidnapping was intended as a prank 430 00:22:49,622 --> 00:22:51,542 or to actually hurt you, like Steve? 431 00:22:51,624 --> 00:22:54,384 Definitely the latter. My father is not a jokester. 432 00:22:55,628 --> 00:22:57,088 Right. Right. 433 00:22:57,171 --> 00:22:59,801 So, say your father did hire these fake kidnappers-- 434 00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:00,972 He did. 435 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:04,050 Any idea why? 436 00:23:04,178 --> 00:23:06,598 Of course. He's angry that I gave Mum her own universe. 437 00:23:06,681 --> 00:23:09,931 I mean, nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will. 438 00:23:10,017 --> 00:23:11,267 I'm trying to believe you here. 439 00:23:11,352 --> 00:23:12,642 Something horrid happened to me, 440 00:23:12,728 --> 00:23:14,648 and I woke up in the desert with my bloody... 441 00:23:15,356 --> 00:23:17,106 -With... -What? 442 00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:19,149 [sighs] 443 00:23:19,902 --> 00:23:22,072 Okay, Detective, I understand your confusion. 444 00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:23,995 And although I've told you the truth from the beginning, 445 00:23:24,073 --> 00:23:26,873 you're a woman of logic and reason 446 00:23:26,993 --> 00:23:29,493 and that is why I left you that message. 447 00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,999 You require proof. 448 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,670 And I suppose now is as good a time as any to give it to you. 449 00:23:37,587 --> 00:23:40,377 -So, perhaps you should sit. -Okay. 450 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:42,879 Mmm-hmm. 451 00:23:50,224 --> 00:23:55,444 Oh. Right. Yeah. Maybe I should leave, you know. 452 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:57,191 [stammers] Third wheel. 453 00:23:57,273 --> 00:23:58,863 -[Chloe] Watch out. -[whistles] 454 00:24:02,028 --> 00:24:03,528 [exhales] 455 00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:04,953 Okay. 456 00:24:05,031 --> 00:24:07,071 Lucifer, just show me what you need to show me. 457 00:24:07,158 --> 00:24:08,698 You know, I don't need anything to drink. 458 00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:10,244 Well, I do. 459 00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:16,333 I have tried to be honest with you, 460 00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:19,000 but if I'm being honest with myself, 461 00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:22,417 then I have held the real truth back from you, 462 00:24:22,506 --> 00:24:25,086 and you, of all people, deserve to know that, Detective. 463 00:24:27,637 --> 00:24:29,677 Which is why I want to show... 464 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:34,426 Lucifer, whatever it is that you want to show me, 465 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,061 or that you want to tell me, 466 00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:39,437 it's okay. 467 00:24:39,523 --> 00:24:40,733 I'm here for you. 468 00:24:41,943 --> 00:24:43,283 Okay. 469 00:24:44,904 --> 00:24:49,374 Then, once and for all, I'd like to show you who I really am. 470 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:51,870 Okay. 471 00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:54,996 You ready? 472 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:58,925 Yeah. 473 00:25:12,348 --> 00:25:13,598 -[exhales nervously] -[Lucifer grunts] 474 00:25:13,683 --> 00:25:16,563 Oh, my God, what... Are you gassy? 475 00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:18,104 [groaning] 476 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:22,900 -Why is it not working? -Why isn't what working? 477 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,700 -I don't understand. [groans] -I do. 478 00:25:28,739 --> 00:25:30,949 You know, I keep caring, and you... 479 00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:33,079 You just... 480 00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:35,950 [stammers] 481 00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:38,044 No, Detective, I... 482 00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:39,174 [door closes] 483 00:25:43,045 --> 00:25:45,015 ...really am the Devil. 484 00:25:50,011 --> 00:25:51,341 Well, that sucks. 485 00:25:52,596 --> 00:25:54,096 Dead ends piss me off. 486 00:25:56,183 --> 00:25:57,853 Which is why I don't believe in them. 487 00:25:57,935 --> 00:25:59,985 Now, these kidnappers might be fake, but they're not invisible. 488 00:26:00,062 --> 00:26:02,812 -There has to be a way to find them. -[Chloe] You're right. 489 00:26:02,898 --> 00:26:04,228 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, 490 00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:05,607 the mountain must go to Mohammed. 491 00:26:05,693 --> 00:26:07,573 I have no idea what that means, Decker. 492 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:08,863 Someone needs to get kidnapped. 493 00:26:08,946 --> 00:26:11,566 -Now, there's an idea. -That I was just suggesting. 494 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,867 No one likes a credit hog, Decker. 495 00:26:12,992 --> 00:26:15,082 -Now, who would be the bait? -Well, I'd like to volunteer. 496 00:26:15,161 --> 00:26:16,371 [Chloe] That's not a good idea. 497 00:26:16,454 --> 00:26:18,914 If these are the same guys that abducted, allegedly, Lucifer, 498 00:26:18,998 --> 00:26:20,208 they're gonna recognize him. 499 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:22,831 Right. We need somebody who's a lot less, well... 500 00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:25,296 everything. 501 00:26:25,379 --> 00:26:26,379 Esperanza. 502 00:26:27,256 --> 00:26:30,086 Espinoza. And sure, that makes sense. 503 00:26:30,176 --> 00:26:31,836 I have the most experience in the field, 504 00:26:31,927 --> 00:26:33,047 so if something goes wrong, then-- 505 00:26:33,137 --> 00:26:35,307 You're expendable. Exactly. 506 00:26:35,389 --> 00:26:36,679 Thank you. 507 00:26:37,391 --> 00:26:39,141 Now go get kidnapped, Esperanza. 508 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:48,783 Hey, excuse me. 509 00:26:49,528 --> 00:26:52,408 We're closed! We ran out of meat. 510 00:26:53,407 --> 00:26:55,657 All right. Daniel, you're not allergic to gerbils, are you? 511 00:26:55,743 --> 00:26:58,583 Just making some last minute adjustments to the questionnaire. 512 00:26:59,121 --> 00:27:00,121 Hilarious. 513 00:27:00,206 --> 00:27:02,326 [Chloe] Hey, Lucifer, did you set up the pickup point? 514 00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:04,706 [Lucifer] Yes. Toll bus pickup, Olvera Street, 515 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:06,464 exactly one half hour from now. 516 00:27:06,545 --> 00:27:07,965 All right, good. 517 00:27:10,591 --> 00:27:13,891 Hey, you know the team will intervene before anyone gets hurt, yeah? 518 00:27:15,346 --> 00:27:17,216 -Yeah. -Okay. 519 00:27:18,265 --> 00:27:21,025 Look, if you're upset about what the lieutenant said, you're not alone. 520 00:27:21,102 --> 00:27:22,732 He's not a fan of mine either. 521 00:27:22,812 --> 00:27:25,062 And I still can't believe he called me Lucifer's partner. 522 00:27:25,147 --> 00:27:26,477 [Lucifer] You are my partner. 523 00:27:26,565 --> 00:27:28,275 [both sigh] 524 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,649 You know, truth is, I am feeling expendable. 525 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,146 -Why? -It's not because Pierce said it. 526 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,108 It's because of Charlotte. 527 00:27:34,949 --> 00:27:35,949 Oh. 528 00:27:36,575 --> 00:27:38,165 Yeah, after everything that happened at the beach, 529 00:27:38,244 --> 00:27:40,084 she's acting like she doesn't even know me. 530 00:27:40,996 --> 00:27:43,616 I'm not an idiot, I know she was using me at first, 531 00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:46,085 but then it seemed like she actually cared. 532 00:27:47,545 --> 00:27:50,635 -[Chloe] Well, I'm... -Whatever. I'll get over it. 533 00:27:50,714 --> 00:27:52,014 I'm sorry, Dan. 534 00:27:52,091 --> 00:27:54,341 Yes, and I'm sorry, too, Daniel... that I can't hear you. 535 00:27:54,427 --> 00:27:55,887 Could you speak up, please? 536 00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:59,306 T minus 20, people. Take your mark, Espinoza. 537 00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:01,640 Right. I'll check in with McMillan at the lookout point. 538 00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:02,735 [Dan] Okay. 539 00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:08,403 Daniel. 540 00:28:11,819 --> 00:28:12,819 [scoffs] Come on. 541 00:28:12,903 --> 00:28:14,363 Oh, right, under cover, yes. 542 00:28:15,072 --> 00:28:17,452 Listen, I know you were talking about Charlotte, 543 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:19,623 and as douchey as you may be, 544 00:28:19,702 --> 00:28:21,082 and I know you can't help it, 545 00:28:21,162 --> 00:28:24,082 her current behavior has nothing to do with you. Okay? 546 00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:26,505 And as much as I appreciate the pep talk, Lucifer, 547 00:28:26,584 --> 00:28:27,584 it's kind of you that got me 548 00:28:27,668 --> 00:28:29,378 in the whole Charlotte mess in the first place. 549 00:28:29,462 --> 00:28:31,252 So, maybe you should just 550 00:28:31,338 --> 00:28:33,338 take care of your side of the street for a change, all right? 551 00:28:34,175 --> 00:28:35,515 Good talk. 552 00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:38,597 My side of the street. 553 00:28:39,722 --> 00:28:41,262 That's a good idea. 554 00:28:48,522 --> 00:28:49,902 [knocking at door] 555 00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:52,687 Leo? 556 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,449 [knocking continues] 557 00:28:57,198 --> 00:28:58,238 Oh. 558 00:29:01,869 --> 00:29:03,409 Hey. I'm sorry to bother you, 559 00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:05,246 but do you have any idea where my brother went? 560 00:29:05,331 --> 00:29:07,211 He's ignoring my phone calls. 561 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:10,421 Oh. What? No, no, no, he's totally not ignoring you. 562 00:29:10,503 --> 00:29:12,633 He's just in the middle of a sting operation. 563 00:29:12,713 --> 00:29:14,013 Hmm. 564 00:29:14,507 --> 00:29:17,507 -Can I help? -That's very nice of you, but, no. 565 00:29:18,219 --> 00:29:19,639 It's personal. 566 00:29:24,058 --> 00:29:25,058 You a believer? 567 00:29:26,727 --> 00:29:30,057 Well, then whatever it is you're going through, 568 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:32,770 I'm sure it's all part of His plan. 569 00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,818 I mean, even the most pathetic, 570 00:29:34,902 --> 00:29:37,612 sad sack, powerless of creatures serve a purpose. 571 00:29:37,696 --> 00:29:39,776 Like Leo here. 572 00:29:43,661 --> 00:29:46,621 A van may have cracked his nuts in the middle of the desert, 573 00:29:46,705 --> 00:29:49,505 but he's still valuable evidence. 574 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:50,793 That's the thing. 575 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:54,996 You never know when your rock-bottom pain and humiliation 576 00:29:55,089 --> 00:29:56,549 can end up helping others. 577 00:29:56,632 --> 00:29:59,262 I mean, God works in mysterious ways. 578 00:29:59,343 --> 00:30:02,803 So, you just gotta believe that when he crushes your nuts, 579 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,058 he does it for a reason. 580 00:30:04,139 --> 00:30:06,349 Has this Leo... 581 00:30:07,393 --> 00:30:09,143 provided you with a break in your case? 582 00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:11,522 Not yet, 583 00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,825 but you gotta have faith. 584 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:16,279 -Right? -Right. 585 00:30:18,529 --> 00:30:19,569 Right. 586 00:30:23,826 --> 00:30:25,696 [Dan] The kidnappers are seven minutes late. 587 00:30:25,786 --> 00:30:28,326 Yeah, well, we didn't give them a lot of prep time. Don't worry. 588 00:30:29,081 --> 00:30:30,961 I'm worried. Where are they? 589 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:32,251 They'll be here. 590 00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:34,589 Come on. 591 00:30:35,671 --> 00:30:37,381 Come on, be here. 592 00:30:37,464 --> 00:30:38,884 [tires screeching] 593 00:30:42,845 --> 00:30:44,305 [Lucifer] Oh, lovely, right on time. 594 00:30:47,349 --> 00:30:48,179 Hello. 595 00:30:48,893 --> 00:30:50,943 Right, how do we... Careful, I bruise like a peach. 596 00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:53,096 Easy! 597 00:30:57,985 --> 00:30:59,245 [cell phone vibrates] 598 00:31:07,077 --> 00:31:08,537 Seriously? 599 00:31:16,879 --> 00:31:19,299 [Lucifer] Ah, there you are. 600 00:31:19,882 --> 00:31:22,262 I have to say, the leaky pipe is a nice touch. 601 00:31:22,343 --> 00:31:23,643 Very Blood Simple. 602 00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:27,104 Coen brothers movie? 603 00:31:27,181 --> 00:31:28,311 No? 604 00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:30,387 Oh. [scoffs] 605 00:31:30,851 --> 00:31:31,851 Well, 606 00:31:32,603 --> 00:31:34,193 hello, kidnappers. 607 00:31:34,271 --> 00:31:35,481 Finally. 608 00:31:35,564 --> 00:31:37,654 I have you right where I want you. 609 00:31:38,525 --> 00:31:39,735 [all laughing] 610 00:31:42,363 --> 00:31:44,203 Let's see, so many questions, 611 00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:46,871 but let's start with how did you abduct me the first time? 612 00:31:46,951 --> 00:31:49,451 Hmm? How did you render me unconscious? [chuckling] 613 00:31:49,536 --> 00:31:52,576 What are you doing? Stop it, that tickles. 614 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,081 [exclaims] 615 00:31:58,045 --> 00:32:00,135 -We used this last week, right? -Yeah. 616 00:32:01,382 --> 00:32:02,722 Did you forget to charge it? 617 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,380 No, I didn't forget to charge it. 618 00:32:04,468 --> 00:32:05,638 [squeals] 619 00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:07,349 Dude, not cool. 620 00:32:07,429 --> 00:32:08,549 I just don't get it. 621 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,314 -I hate to interrupt. -[both gasp] 622 00:32:13,644 --> 00:32:14,644 Where were we? 623 00:32:16,939 --> 00:32:19,819 [Chloe] Remind me not to leave Lucifer in the front seat unattended. 624 00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:23,277 [Dan] Yeah, remind me to kick his ass for humiliating me in front of Pierce. 625 00:32:23,362 --> 00:32:25,072 Well, I'll help you if we can find him. 626 00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:27,915 Look, don't worry, Chloe. 627 00:32:27,992 --> 00:32:29,242 Lucifer can take care of himself. 628 00:32:29,868 --> 00:32:30,908 Found Lucifer's phone. 629 00:32:30,995 --> 00:32:32,835 In some bushes on Alameda Street. 630 00:32:32,913 --> 00:32:33,963 Kidnappers must have tossed it. 631 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,499 What about traffic cams? 632 00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:36,962 Maybe we can pull a plate number? 633 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:40,172 No. I checked everything within a mile radius. Nada. 634 00:32:40,254 --> 00:32:41,754 Must have grabbed him in a blind spot. 635 00:32:42,715 --> 00:32:45,635 Unfortunately, I think we're dealing with some pretty crafty bad guys. 636 00:32:45,718 --> 00:32:49,098 [yelping] I can't breathe! 637 00:32:49,847 --> 00:32:52,387 [Lucifer] Please don't crush him. We've only just begun. 638 00:32:52,975 --> 00:32:55,065 Oh, come on, man. Ask us anything. 639 00:32:57,312 --> 00:32:58,312 All right. 640 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,614 -My face. How did you do it? -[man] What? 641 00:33:01,692 --> 00:33:04,492 The wings are one thing, but my Devil face, 642 00:33:05,195 --> 00:33:06,455 how did you take that? 643 00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:08,530 We've never seen you before, man. 644 00:33:08,615 --> 00:33:10,955 Yeah, man, never even heard of you before today. 645 00:33:11,326 --> 00:33:13,616 I just got a name, Daniel Douche, 646 00:33:13,704 --> 00:33:14,794 a pickup point, 647 00:33:14,872 --> 00:33:16,662 and that you got a thing for gerbils. 648 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:19,916 I suppose you also deny abducting Mr. Venalis 649 00:33:20,002 --> 00:33:22,212 and leaving him to perish in the desert, do you? 650 00:33:22,296 --> 00:33:24,416 That's the client from last week, man. 651 00:33:24,506 --> 00:33:27,006 Right, man, his friend got him the deluxe package. 652 00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:30,184 We did the detail work here, and then our partner Sam picked him up, 653 00:33:30,262 --> 00:33:31,972 took him to the spider hole for a few hours, 654 00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,637 and dropped him back off at the hotel. 655 00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:35,774 Well, then it seems your colleague took a detour. 656 00:33:35,851 --> 00:33:37,061 Where does this Sam live? 657 00:33:37,144 --> 00:33:40,524 Koreatown! It's a big building on Leeward. 658 00:33:40,606 --> 00:33:43,566 -Apartment? -5B, man. 5B. 659 00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:45,530 Lovely. Thanks for your help. 660 00:33:46,278 --> 00:33:48,648 -Hey, man. Hey, let us go, man. -[whimpering] 661 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:50,874 [both screaming] 662 00:33:51,325 --> 00:33:53,745 [Ella] So, prints off the keychain led to Josh. 663 00:33:53,827 --> 00:33:56,287 [Chloe] Right. Tire treads on the roadkill led to nothing. 664 00:33:56,371 --> 00:33:58,251 There's gotta be something we're missing. 665 00:33:58,332 --> 00:33:59,792 Maybe Lancaster has something. 666 00:34:00,751 --> 00:34:02,671 -We're screwed. -[Chloe] Or not. 667 00:34:02,753 --> 00:34:04,593 Remember the detective who found the keychain? 668 00:34:04,671 --> 00:34:07,171 Doesn't exist. At least not in Lancaster PD. 669 00:34:07,257 --> 00:34:08,627 They only sent patrol units to the scene. 670 00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:10,887 Whoa! You think that was our guy? 671 00:34:11,678 --> 00:34:13,508 Killers often return to the scene of the crime. 672 00:34:13,597 --> 00:34:16,347 Which means he wasn't finding evidence, he was trying to steal it. 673 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,390 -Should've known. -Why should you have known? 674 00:34:18,477 --> 00:34:20,227 Lancaster doesn't know us, we don't know them. 675 00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:21,812 Look, let's look through these photos, 676 00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:23,397 try to find him in the background, okay? 677 00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:26,692 Yes. Then we can nail his ass with facial recognition software. 678 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,360 Here he is. 679 00:34:29,446 --> 00:34:31,276 But his back's to us. 680 00:34:32,908 --> 00:34:35,278 You guys... Oh, my gosh. 681 00:34:35,369 --> 00:34:37,449 -I knew... I knew he didn't die in vain. -[Chloe] What? 682 00:34:37,538 --> 00:34:38,368 [Dan] Who? 683 00:34:39,456 --> 00:34:40,916 Leo. See? Look. 684 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,253 There's our suspect, right? Leaving the scene. 685 00:34:43,335 --> 00:34:45,215 Walking towards that van. 686 00:34:46,088 --> 00:34:48,048 Ryuk Road Crusher tires. 687 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:51,223 Commercial grade. That's the van that ran over Leo. 688 00:34:51,301 --> 00:34:54,641 I mean, this pretty much confirms this guy's our killer. 689 00:34:54,721 --> 00:34:56,101 Okay, so maybe we can get an ID. 690 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,601 Let's run the license plate. 691 00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:05,275 [knocking at door] 692 00:35:29,798 --> 00:35:31,168 Remember me? 693 00:35:33,093 --> 00:35:34,513 [Sam panting] 694 00:35:35,053 --> 00:35:36,643 It's you. 695 00:35:37,681 --> 00:35:41,681 Yes. You know me as the Devil you so rudely turned into an angel 696 00:35:41,768 --> 00:35:43,268 and then dumped in the middle of the desert. 697 00:35:43,353 --> 00:35:45,903 But I don't know you. So, come on, introduce yourself. 698 00:35:45,981 --> 00:35:48,361 -I'm Sam. -Yes, yes, I know that. 699 00:35:48,442 --> 00:35:49,612 But what are you? 700 00:35:49,693 --> 00:35:51,533 And how did my father get his hooks into you? 701 00:35:51,612 --> 00:35:54,072 -Your father? -Oh, come on, don't be coy. 702 00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:55,486 Let me see... 703 00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:58,914 Unless Dad got jiggy with some celestial babe after Mum, 704 00:35:58,994 --> 00:36:01,334 then you're not my sibling, so, 705 00:36:01,413 --> 00:36:02,463 demon? 706 00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:03,919 Hmm? Changeling? 707 00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:06,629 I work for an extreme kidnapping company. 708 00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:08,880 -Snatched. -Oh, do you now? 709 00:36:08,962 --> 00:36:10,632 Well, do you know what? It doesn't matter what you are, 710 00:36:10,714 --> 00:36:12,344 because this should take care of you. 711 00:36:12,424 --> 00:36:13,424 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 712 00:36:14,509 --> 00:36:16,969 I'm sorry, I'm sorry I left you in the desert. 713 00:36:17,054 --> 00:36:18,184 I really am. 714 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:21,353 I'm sorry I left that Steve guy there, too. 715 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,643 [whimpers] It was just a routine gig. 716 00:36:23,727 --> 00:36:25,017 I was going to swap him for you, 717 00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:28,273 but when I went to pull you out of the van, 718 00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:30,477 you had freakin' wings, man. 719 00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:34,317 Well, duh! Wings that you put there at the behest of my father. 720 00:36:34,404 --> 00:36:35,744 Now, stop lying. 721 00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:38,202 I'm not. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 722 00:36:38,784 --> 00:36:41,664 I swear. Believe me, I didn't want to run, 723 00:36:41,745 --> 00:36:43,205 but you scared the hell out of me. 724 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,828 Okay, listen, Sammy, I know you're just the messenger, 725 00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:48,746 so why don't you deliver a message on my behalf? 726 00:36:50,921 --> 00:36:55,131 I define who I am, not him, me! 727 00:36:55,842 --> 00:36:57,052 [whimpers] 728 00:36:58,345 --> 00:37:00,395 Oh, bloody hell. 729 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:03,021 They're back, aren't they? 730 00:37:04,893 --> 00:37:06,443 How are you doing this? 731 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,650 Did my father give you some kind of totem, 732 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:10,110 a talisman, what? 733 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:13,480 I'm telling you, I don't... I don't know what's happening. 734 00:37:14,111 --> 00:37:15,611 And I don't know your dad. 735 00:37:15,696 --> 00:37:19,406 Unless... [stammers] Is your dad the Sinnerman? 736 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,040 Quite the opposite. Who is the Sinnerman? 737 00:37:24,121 --> 00:37:26,831 [stammers] That's who hired me to kidnap you. 738 00:37:26,915 --> 00:37:30,135 He's... he's a scary dude. 739 00:37:30,210 --> 00:37:32,750 Huge crime boss, I owed him big time. 740 00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:36,088 But because I didn't finish the job, I'm as good as dead now. 741 00:37:36,174 --> 00:37:37,134 That's why I was running. 742 00:37:37,217 --> 00:37:39,337 And where do I find this Sinnerman? 743 00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:42,048 You don't, he finds you. 744 00:37:42,139 --> 00:37:43,929 [Chloe] Lucifer? 745 00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:49,985 Get up. Up. Come on. Get up. 746 00:37:52,232 --> 00:37:53,652 Put your hands behind your back. 747 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,900 What happened to you? 748 00:38:00,991 --> 00:38:02,491 I don't know. 749 00:38:14,338 --> 00:38:15,798 [Marcus] Decker, it ain't good. 750 00:38:16,256 --> 00:38:18,506 Lieutenant, look, I know what you're going to say. 751 00:38:18,592 --> 00:38:21,552 And even though we caught our guy, Lucifer was way out of line, 752 00:38:21,636 --> 00:38:23,096 and I don't disagree, 753 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:26,220 but here's what you got to know about our unorthodox methods. 754 00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:27,348 Detective, you-- 755 00:38:27,434 --> 00:38:30,394 I am Lucifer's partner, yes, you're right. 756 00:38:30,479 --> 00:38:32,559 But you know what? He's mine, too. 757 00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:35,777 And for whatever reason, we make an effective team, 758 00:38:35,859 --> 00:38:41,409 and we'll be even more so when I stop investing on a, um... 759 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:42,950 personal level. 760 00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:48,503 I am here to solve crimes, not to see his thing or whatever. 761 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:52,040 Which is not something that you need to know. 762 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:54,709 Right. Look, point is, 763 00:38:54,795 --> 00:38:57,715 you can say what you want, but I know I'm a good detective, 764 00:38:57,798 --> 00:38:59,968 and I have a damn good solve rate to prove that. 765 00:39:00,717 --> 00:39:01,717 Okay. 766 00:39:03,804 --> 00:39:04,804 Okay? 767 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,180 Okay. 768 00:39:07,974 --> 00:39:10,854 I just came down here to let you know that your perp has been released on bail. 769 00:39:10,936 --> 00:39:12,056 Oh. 770 00:39:12,145 --> 00:39:14,405 -Uh, wait. How is that possible? -Don't know. 771 00:39:15,190 --> 00:39:16,190 Friends in high places, I guess. 772 00:39:16,274 --> 00:39:19,194 But there's got to be something. I mean, don't you care? 773 00:39:19,277 --> 00:39:21,567 [sighs] You do what you can, Decker, you can't save 'em all. 774 00:39:22,614 --> 00:39:23,744 Oh. 775 00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:28,121 But, uh, good luck with Lucifer's... thing or whatever. 776 00:39:46,596 --> 00:39:47,596 [elevator dings] 777 00:39:52,644 --> 00:39:54,524 Ah, hello, brother. 778 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,360 So, did Remedy cure what ails you? 779 00:39:57,441 --> 00:40:00,231 Did her massage make anything pop out? 780 00:40:00,318 --> 00:40:01,738 Talking about your wings, of course. 781 00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:03,650 No, mine are still absent. 782 00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:07,622 But yours, on the other hand... 783 00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:11,585 Ah. 784 00:40:12,205 --> 00:40:15,835 Lucifer, I'm not angry with you that you somehow got your wings back, 785 00:40:15,917 --> 00:40:17,417 or even that you cut them off again. 786 00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:19,552 As foul as that may be. 787 00:40:21,339 --> 00:40:22,549 I'm angry with myself. 788 00:40:24,801 --> 00:40:28,301 Because somehow, I made you feel like you couldn't confide in me. 789 00:40:29,014 --> 00:40:31,894 Well, comparing body parts is never good for the male ego, 790 00:40:31,975 --> 00:40:33,185 especially between brothers. 791 00:40:33,268 --> 00:40:34,808 But that's just it, Lucy. 792 00:40:37,063 --> 00:40:39,363 My ego should never be an issue. 793 00:40:40,317 --> 00:40:41,567 I am an angel. 794 00:40:42,944 --> 00:40:44,494 A soldier of God. 795 00:40:44,571 --> 00:40:45,651 His favorite son. 796 00:40:46,865 --> 00:40:48,955 [sighs] Oh, that's gonna be a thing, isn't it? 797 00:40:52,204 --> 00:40:53,584 Listen, Father, he... 798 00:40:54,873 --> 00:40:56,793 works in mysterious ways. 799 00:40:58,168 --> 00:40:59,958 I was tested once and I failed. 800 00:41:01,046 --> 00:41:04,916 I'm not gonna fail again, because this time I have faith. 801 00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:06,974 Excellent! 802 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,513 I suppose this won't bother you. 803 00:41:11,848 --> 00:41:12,848 [wings unfurling] 804 00:41:16,645 --> 00:41:17,905 But you... 805 00:41:19,397 --> 00:41:20,557 You cut them off. 806 00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:21,689 I did, 807 00:41:21,775 --> 00:41:25,285 but the pesky things seem to be a bit more tenacious this time around. 808 00:41:25,403 --> 00:41:27,153 Well, like I said, I have faith. 809 00:41:28,031 --> 00:41:30,281 I'm sure it's all a part of God's plan. 810 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:31,407 [laughs] Yes. 811 00:41:31,493 --> 00:41:34,583 If you mean his plan to continually manipulate and control me, 812 00:41:34,663 --> 00:41:35,753 then agreed. 813 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:36,830 Because, by the way, 814 00:41:37,332 --> 00:41:39,082 he didn't just give my wings back, 815 00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:41,845 he took my Devil face as well. 816 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:46,225 Lucy, do you realize what this means? 817 00:41:46,299 --> 00:41:50,549 Perhaps Father is trying to show you that you've been forgiven. 818 00:41:50,637 --> 00:41:52,967 What if I don't want his forgiveness? 819 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,430 But, brother, if you can be redeemed, 820 00:41:56,518 --> 00:41:58,018 that means that anyone can. 821 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:01,771 Now, isn't that divine? 822 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:04,186 [scoffs] 823 00:42:05,235 --> 00:42:07,995 I'm not sure that this is divinity at work here. 824 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,280 [sighs] 825 00:42:12,576 --> 00:42:16,496 Have you ever heard of someone named the Sinnerman? 826 00:42:17,914 --> 00:42:19,084 The Sinnerman? 827 00:42:22,502 --> 00:42:23,502 [Amenadiel] No. 828 00:42:25,255 --> 00:42:26,265 Why? 829 00:42:28,425 --> 00:42:29,845 That's who kidnapped me. 830 00:42:41,479 --> 00:42:43,979 At first I thought it was an emissary on Earth, 831 00:42:44,065 --> 00:42:45,195 working on Dad's behalf, 832 00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:47,405 but then the more I think about it, the more I think... 833 00:42:48,528 --> 00:42:51,778 maybe this isn't our father who art in Heaven at all. 834 00:42:58,288 --> 00:42:59,578 But something much, 835 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:02,420 much darker. 836 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:16,679 [theme music playing]