1 00:00:24,745 --> 00:00:28,585 {\an8}You see this magnificent building? We are both quite similar. 2 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:32,945 {\an8}This is a 103-year-old school. That means, an old school. 3 00:00:33,025 --> 00:00:37,185 And I am that guy who believes in romance from the '60s. So, pretty old school. 4 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:40,345 No Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. 5 00:00:40,425 --> 00:00:43,225 Not screen to screen, but face to face romance. 6 00:00:43,305 --> 00:00:45,425 Today, that same romance has brought me here. 7 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:47,345 I am not here to study. 8 00:00:48,305 --> 00:00:49,905 I'm here for Dimple. 9 00:00:49,985 --> 00:00:53,945 When I saw Dimple for the first time, I heard violins in the background. 10 00:00:54,025 --> 00:00:56,985 Not just butterflies, I felt the entire zoo in my stomach. 11 00:00:57,065 --> 00:01:00,785 I'll tell you all the details later. First, let me find her. 12 00:01:00,865 --> 00:01:04,505 She might also be looking for me here. I want to find her before she finds me. 13 00:01:05,785 --> 00:01:08,345 Ma'am, is there a girl by the name of Dimple Ahuja? 14 00:01:08,905 --> 00:01:10,865 -Who? -Dimple Ahuja. 15 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,545 How would I know? 16 00:01:13,505 --> 00:01:14,705 What does she look like? 17 00:01:15,545 --> 00:01:20,945 Yeah... she has a roundish face, she wears round glasses with black frames. 18 00:01:21,025 --> 00:01:23,745 Yeah, that one. She has just left with her roommate, 19 00:01:23,825 --> 00:01:26,385 who is a very strange creature. She has purple hair! 20 00:01:26,945 --> 00:01:28,665 They must've gone for a class. 21 00:01:29,305 --> 00:01:32,985 By the way, this is Namrata. My best friend for the last 14 years. 22 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,745 People think of us as Rahul and Anjali, 23 00:01:35,825 --> 00:01:38,945 but actually, we are like Akash and Sid from Dil Chahta Hai. 24 00:01:40,985 --> 00:01:43,265 We don't have a scene like this one. 25 00:01:43,345 --> 00:01:45,625 As you can tell, I am obsessed with movies. 26 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,665 My life is very normal, 27 00:01:47,745 --> 00:01:50,625 but I have a feeling it's about to get dramatic, because... 28 00:01:53,665 --> 00:01:54,905 Do you mind? 29 00:01:54,985 --> 00:01:57,225 Sorry, we were just looking for his wife. 30 00:01:58,225 --> 00:01:59,065 Sorry. 31 00:01:59,145 --> 00:02:02,265 -Are you mad? Saying random things... -Sorry, Rishi. 32 00:02:03,585 --> 00:02:07,385 She is not here. Where will we find her? Do we have to search more places? 33 00:02:07,465 --> 00:02:10,825 -Hey! You have a death wish? -Rishi! 34 00:02:10,905 --> 00:02:12,785 -Sorry. -One second, why are you apologizing? 35 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:15,825 Madam, what kind of girl are you? This is a campus road. Ride slow. 36 00:02:15,905 --> 00:02:17,825 Exactly. It's a road. Not a footpath. 37 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,265 Then why didn't you honk? 38 00:02:19,345 --> 00:02:20,785 Here. I honked. 39 00:02:20,865 --> 00:02:24,705 Okay, guys, please stop it. We are looking for the library, can you help us? 40 00:02:24,785 --> 00:02:26,505 -The library? -Yes, the library. 41 00:02:26,585 --> 00:02:28,585 Who even goes to the library these days? 42 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:33,465 Trust me, the parking lot is a better spot, guys. 43 00:02:34,505 --> 00:02:37,425 Enjoy yourselves. Bye-bye. 44 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,585 -Hey, purple hair! -Dimple's roommate. 45 00:02:40,345 --> 00:02:43,145 Ma'am, sorry, sorry. Ma'am, sorry. 46 00:02:45,505 --> 00:02:49,225 We are looking for Dimple Ahuja. Do you know her? Where she might be? 47 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:54,425 One in hand, one in bush! Quite the player you are. 48 00:02:57,425 --> 00:02:59,385 -No... -She is in the canteen. 49 00:03:00,785 --> 00:03:01,945 Canteen. 50 00:03:02,785 --> 00:03:03,825 -Rishi. -Is this her? 51 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:17,105 If you subtract today, then we'll be back together in 89 days. 52 00:03:18,105 --> 00:03:20,465 -You think she'll wait? -Maybe. 53 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:22,185 -I think she'll wait. -...must call me. 54 00:03:22,265 --> 00:03:25,825 Don't forget that Momo set you up. Momo himself. 55 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,625 -Momo, sir... -Look. A new business is booming. 56 00:03:28,705 --> 00:03:31,345 Guys, I need to up the style game for these Jaipur kids 57 00:03:31,425 --> 00:03:32,985 'cause it's not the style that... 58 00:03:34,065 --> 00:03:35,465 I kinda really like your hair. 59 00:03:35,545 --> 00:03:38,945 You know what you should do? Messy hair quiff would really suit you. 60 00:03:39,025 --> 00:03:43,065 By the way, I am Simran @Iamshimmering. You can follow me on Instagram. 61 00:03:43,705 --> 00:03:46,345 Hey, Krish, say hi to my followers. And that's my cousin, Anmol. 62 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:48,625 -Krish, say hi. Come on. -Hey guys, how's it going? 63 00:03:48,705 --> 00:03:51,865 -Did you go to China to get this, asshole? -So mean. 64 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:54,785 Of course, every college has a group like this. Rowdy. 65 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:56,585 Why are they so uptight? 66 00:03:58,225 --> 00:03:59,265 Namrata... 67 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:04,265 -Is this her? -Congratulations, Rishi. 68 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:09,025 -What should I do? -What do you mean? Go. 69 00:04:12,825 --> 00:04:14,705 So, are we ready... 70 00:04:16,425 --> 00:04:21,745 to begin an old school guy's new story in this old school? 71 00:04:24,425 --> 00:04:25,585 Hello, future wife. 72 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:29,345 {\an8}Dimple. 73 00:04:30,865 --> 00:04:33,185 {\an8}Dimple, hurry up! Ritu aunty is about to arrive. 74 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:36,265 And get ready nicely, okay? 75 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:39,745 I left a light pink blush on your table. 76 00:04:39,825 --> 00:04:42,585 Use that as well. It will look nice. 77 00:04:44,945 --> 00:04:46,905 Just a minute. 78 00:04:48,105 --> 00:04:48,985 What is this? 79 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:52,065 -Are you ready? -Okay, smile. 80 00:04:52,145 --> 00:04:53,225 Yes, okay. 81 00:04:56,345 --> 00:04:59,905 Isn't the light a bit dim? Her face looks extremely dark. 82 00:05:01,065 --> 00:05:03,905 I mean, she uses fairness creams, but they are no good. 83 00:05:03,985 --> 00:05:05,425 Don't worry, ma'am. 84 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:11,545 Dimple, Soniya aunty was telling me that very good-looking boys will be there. 85 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,665 Handsome, well-settled. 86 00:05:13,745 --> 00:05:16,905 Some of them are intelligent, too, like you. 87 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:20,585 She was saying one of them runs a start-up in Bangalore. 88 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:22,145 He has an eight-story office. 89 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:24,785 Dimple. 90 00:05:34,785 --> 00:05:38,865 I almost forgot. Use the strawberry perfume I left in your room. 91 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:43,025 And don't wear your glasses. Wear contact lenses instead. 92 00:05:43,105 --> 00:05:44,705 Mister, you don't understand. 93 00:05:44,785 --> 00:05:47,785 If you put a light on top, her face will light up. 94 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,305 Everything will be okay. 95 00:05:49,385 --> 00:05:51,585 -Otherwise, she will look dark. -Click now. 96 00:05:53,785 --> 00:05:55,185 Hurry up, my dear. 97 00:05:55,265 --> 00:05:58,065 If you take this long now, then what'll you do at your wedding? 98 00:05:59,785 --> 00:06:02,585 Does this look fine, Mom? Or should I apply more make-up? 99 00:06:06,225 --> 00:06:08,785 Simple. Simple. 100 00:06:09,865 --> 00:06:11,385 These drawstrings... 101 00:06:15,905 --> 00:06:16,825 are tangled. 102 00:06:18,265 --> 00:06:20,625 Will this girl ever listen to me? 103 00:06:21,185 --> 00:06:23,865 I wonder if her problem is with me or the make-up. 104 00:06:24,825 --> 00:06:29,105 Hold it. When I was her age, I used to yearn for lipstick. 105 00:06:29,185 --> 00:06:30,465 We've bought you so many! 106 00:06:31,505 --> 00:06:32,505 Five thousand? 107 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:35,385 If things don't change, she won't find a good match. 108 00:06:35,985 --> 00:06:38,985 Then nothing will work. Neither Shaadi.com nor OkCupid or Bumble. 109 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,745 I am 17 years old. If I get married, you both will be imprisoned. 110 00:06:42,825 --> 00:06:45,545 If we start now, then you will find someone by 21. 111 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:48,025 In any case, there are few boys with high IQs like yours. 112 00:06:48,105 --> 00:06:50,985 Plus, you wear glasses like your dad. 113 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:53,985 Does my life have no value without a boy? 114 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:57,705 All day long, you only talk about my appearance. 115 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,105 Maybe try talking about my brain. 116 00:07:00,185 --> 00:07:04,185 About my ambitions, my future. I want to study Java. 117 00:07:04,265 --> 00:07:07,385 I want to do a PhD and make apps. One day, like Nandini Nahata-- 118 00:07:07,465 --> 00:07:10,265 My dear, how much money should we give? 119 00:07:10,785 --> 00:07:12,345 At your sister's wedding, 120 00:07:12,425 --> 00:07:13,625 -they gave 501 rupees. -Yes. 121 00:07:13,705 --> 00:07:16,505 Why do we talk if you don't want to listen to me? 122 00:07:16,585 --> 00:07:20,305 Do you ever listen to me? It takes two to tango. 123 00:07:20,865 --> 00:07:24,225 Your daughter is impossible. I'm so embarrassed. 124 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:26,385 Relax, Mom. I'm not embarrassed of myself. 125 00:07:26,465 --> 00:07:29,265 Don't you dare step out of the house looking like that. 126 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:30,625 Go back to your room. 127 00:07:32,105 --> 00:07:33,305 Thank you! 128 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:37,265 Now you forget about this Java, C++. We won't allow anything. 129 00:07:37,865 --> 00:07:39,265 -Dad, you said-- -Dear, I-- 130 00:07:39,345 --> 00:07:41,625 Now please, don't you add to it. 131 00:07:43,385 --> 00:07:44,945 Dad, we spoke about this. 132 00:07:46,025 --> 00:07:46,985 Come here. 133 00:07:48,505 --> 00:07:52,705 Look, only one in a million becomes a Steve Jobs. 134 00:07:52,785 --> 00:07:55,305 At most, three or four become like Bill Gates. 135 00:07:55,865 --> 00:07:59,305 The rest open a cyber cafe around here, like Mr. Cheema's son, right? 136 00:07:59,985 --> 00:08:03,105 You can also open one after you get married. Dimple Cyber. 137 00:08:03,185 --> 00:08:04,625 We have saved up money... 138 00:08:08,945 --> 00:08:10,865 You didn't use the strawberry perfume? 139 00:08:13,945 --> 00:08:16,305 -Did you use your father's deodorant? -So-- 140 00:08:16,385 --> 00:08:18,665 -You used your father's deodorant! -Oh, God, Mom! 141 00:09:25,945 --> 00:09:27,145 Dimple. 142 00:09:44,745 --> 00:09:47,305 Mrs. Chawla who lives around the corner... 143 00:09:47,385 --> 00:09:49,585 Mr. Cheema has been talking to her a lot. 144 00:09:49,665 --> 00:09:51,145 -For real? -Of course! 145 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,825 Here comes our darling daughter. 146 00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:54,425 -Hello, aunty. -Hello, my dear. 147 00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:57,105 -Hi, Seema. -Why aren't you coming to the party? 148 00:09:57,185 --> 00:09:59,425 She is very shy. 149 00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:01,025 Not really-- 150 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:04,025 Her blouse feels a bit tight as well. 151 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:05,985 At this age, it's good if it's tight. 152 00:10:08,865 --> 00:10:12,585 I had ordered something for you from the new home-delivery app. 153 00:10:12,665 --> 00:10:14,745 It is very healthy. I will go get it. 154 00:10:23,785 --> 00:10:26,465 Hello. Yes? 155 00:10:28,705 --> 00:10:31,265 Yes, I am a part of that WhatsApp group. 156 00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:35,545 Okay. 157 00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:39,065 No, we are from Ambala. 158 00:10:40,385 --> 00:10:41,705 Okay, Jaipur. 159 00:10:43,025 --> 00:10:45,425 Tell me the truth, why aren't you going? 160 00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:48,985 -Aunty, I... -Are you studying a lot? 161 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,105 I tell Seema to take up some courses, 162 00:10:51,185 --> 00:10:53,665 but no, she only wants to graduate in Femina. 163 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:56,625 -Mom, it is Vogue. -Yeah, the same thing. 164 00:10:57,185 --> 00:10:59,345 You tell me, what is your plan ahead? 165 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:03,185 I have taken some exams and am waiting for the results. 166 00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:07,065 Yeah, your dad did mention something about a three to four-month course. 167 00:11:07,145 --> 00:11:08,425 He remembers that? 168 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:10,465 He doesn't forget a thing you say. 169 00:11:11,465 --> 00:11:14,825 Yes, there is a course in Jaipur for making apps, 170 00:11:14,905 --> 00:11:16,585 and I was offered admission, but... 171 00:11:17,105 --> 00:11:18,545 -But? -Here you go. 172 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,145 I ordered mango milkshakes. 173 00:11:22,345 --> 00:11:25,145 Please take. It is very healthy. 174 00:11:25,865 --> 00:11:30,425 Actually, aunty, mango milkshakes have a ton of calories. 175 00:11:32,905 --> 00:11:35,385 Simple, what is she saying? She was offered admission. 176 00:11:37,185 --> 00:11:39,745 You got through? You didn't tell us. 177 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,865 Why should I tell you? You just told me that... 178 00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:49,265 I received the mail this morning. 179 00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:51,865 The course will begin in Jaipur in a week's time. 180 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,905 -Hello, Mr. Ahuja. -Hello. 181 00:11:57,185 --> 00:11:59,545 Dimple got admitted to the course she applied to in Jaipur. 182 00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:03,465 I've said she can go. The rest is up to you. 183 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,425 Me? 184 00:12:10,945 --> 00:12:12,265 Dad, can I go? 185 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:19,385 Of course. 186 00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:24,545 When do we have to pay the fees? 187 00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:31,425 Thank you, Dad! Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. 188 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:35,905 Thanks, Mom. 189 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,465 Grandma, this is not needed. I'm ready. 190 00:12:55,265 --> 00:12:57,065 I hope I am not forcing you. 191 00:12:58,025 --> 00:13:01,985 Absolutely not, Grandma. You and Grandpa were my age when you met. 192 00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:06,545 I was 17. He was 20. 193 00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:12,145 It was a different time. People got married early back then. 194 00:13:13,305 --> 00:13:15,185 Then you were together for 52 years. 195 00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:17,865 We were happy for 52 years. 196 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:24,625 We got married when we were young, so we grew up together, 197 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:26,745 grew old together. 198 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,825 We could understand each other well. 199 00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:31,665 You don't have to explain. 200 00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:34,545 I am 18, and I am making my own decisions. 201 00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:37,625 In any case, you won't get married tomorrow. 202 00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:42,465 You should marry someone after knowing them for two to three years. 203 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:43,385 Correct. 204 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:48,105 It is a non-religious group, religion no bar. 205 00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:51,145 PAN India group, location no bar. 206 00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:58,345 Wait and watch, pictures will pour in now. 207 00:13:59,425 --> 00:14:00,385 Let's see. 208 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:12,705 No, Grandma. 209 00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:15,545 How is this one? 210 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,705 Grandma, can I get her number? 211 00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:22,345 Take it for me. 212 00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:25,185 Grandma is your living, breathing, Tinder account. 213 00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:27,065 No, it's not funny. 214 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,545 And getting married at this age... 215 00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:31,225 Dada. 216 00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:34,985 You know, you really are a weird 35-year-old teenager. 217 00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:38,865 Listen, shut up, okay? I just don't wanna be like Dad, neither should you. 218 00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:40,745 Dad's new summer fling. 219 00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:44,305 Didn't I tell you not to get too attached to the last one? 220 00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:49,745 Why doesn't Ashish take care of the family business, Rishi? 221 00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:52,345 Because he wants to focus on swimming. 222 00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:54,545 And what about your animation? 223 00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:57,665 What about it? That's just a hobby. 224 00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:05,225 Why don't you two get together? It'll make my work so easy. 225 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,545 Okay, we will. 226 00:15:07,425 --> 00:15:08,505 Really? 227 00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:10,505 -No. -No, Grandma, please. 228 00:15:10,585 --> 00:15:14,025 Getting married at this age is weird, I know, 229 00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:16,945 but my grandparents also married at a young age, 230 00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:20,145 And I want my marriage to be perfect like theirs. 231 00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:22,425 Not like Mom and Dad's love marriage at 30. 232 00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:27,385 Grandma, hold on a second. 233 00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:32,465 When I saw her for the first time, I was blown away... 234 00:15:33,345 --> 00:15:37,625 because that photo and the girl both looked so natural. 235 00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:39,545 She didn't need any filters. 236 00:15:40,185 --> 00:15:41,025 This one? 237 00:15:41,105 --> 00:15:42,625 Her smile was more than enough. 238 00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:47,665 Yes, I will speak to him right away. Bye. 239 00:15:49,225 --> 00:15:52,585 Dimple's parents are sending her to Jaipur for three months. 240 00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:53,665 Really? 241 00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:58,345 She is taking a computer course there, and can meet you on Sundays. 242 00:15:58,905 --> 00:16:01,545 Hopefully, you both will get to know each other well. 243 00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:04,225 The rest is up to the Almighty. 244 00:16:07,105 --> 00:16:11,145 Dear, why don't you also do that computer course? 245 00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:13,905 You will get to spend more time together. 246 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,505 Grandma, I'd have to commute daily. 247 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,505 Jaipur is only an hour's drive away. 248 00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:26,065 Or... why don't you stay in a hostel over there? 249 00:16:29,025 --> 00:16:31,745 Just come and meet your grandma on the weekends. 250 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:37,945 Okay. 251 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,105 I will just call her up. 252 00:16:44,065 --> 00:16:46,905 The bus leaving for Jaipur is... 253 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:48,545 -Is everything okay? -Yes. 254 00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:52,785 Darling, if you need money, don't hesitate to ask me. 255 00:16:52,865 --> 00:16:55,105 But according to middle-class standards. 256 00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:57,385 Okay, I don't want to miss the bus. Can I leave? 257 00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:58,305 Yes, go. 258 00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:00,825 -Take care of yourself. -Bye, Dad. 259 00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:03,225 And... call every day. 260 00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:06,905 She is leaving for three months. She is not getting married. 261 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,105 Okay, come here. 262 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,185 When anything goes wrong 263 00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:17,025 No, no. Bye-bye. 264 00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,585 When you find yourself in trouble... 265 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:27,705 I will shove your screensaver up your ass. Take this! 266 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:31,105 -Sorry, sir. -Meet me IRL. 267 00:18:31,785 --> 00:18:35,945 I'll kick your ass so bad that you'll limp like an injured dog. 268 00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:38,905 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker! 269 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:43,385 No matter how big your balls grow, they remain below your dick-- 270 00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:46,585 It's not me! It's not mine. 271 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,345 In front of the poster. 272 00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,065 Sorry? 273 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,505 A bit to the side. The poster should be visible, too. 274 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,105 This will go on the hostel's website. 275 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,625 Yes. Now give me a big smile. 276 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:09,465 -Do you have lipstick? -No. 277 00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:14,425 Then bite your lips. This has to go on the website. 278 00:20:14,985 --> 00:20:16,305 Okay, ready? 279 00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:24,505 It isn't working. You should look happy. 280 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:28,105 Okay, smile a bit. Smile. 281 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:33,065 Yeah. A bit more. Smile like this is your wedding. 282 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:42,425 And has my roommate arrived? 283 00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:45,985 She arrived a while ago. Go meet her. 284 00:20:47,185 --> 00:20:48,825 She is not of the human species. 285 00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:04,665 {\an8}Hi! 286 00:21:10,745 --> 00:21:11,585 Hi! 287 00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:19,145 -Nice music. -No need to be sweet and all, bro. 288 00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:20,945 Use your headphones if you don't like it. 289 00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:24,385 I'm sure you have those high-quality, 290 00:21:24,465 --> 00:21:27,625 noise cancellation types for your games. Dimple No Damsel. 291 00:21:29,065 --> 00:21:30,105 How do you know? 292 00:21:30,865 --> 00:21:34,025 Stalked you. I should know if my roommate is cool or a loser. 293 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,905 That's your side, obviously. 294 00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:50,985 You should do something about your hair. 295 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:55,425 For a gamer chick, this look is too Disney. 296 00:21:56,105 --> 00:21:59,505 If hair made you a good gamer, then you'd be India's best. 297 00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:01,705 How do you know I'm not? 298 00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,105 Because I stalked you, too. 299 00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:08,105 One should know if their roommate is cool or a loser. 300 00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:10,825 Feisty! 301 00:22:11,825 --> 00:22:13,305 Feisty, I like you. 302 00:22:15,265 --> 00:22:17,345 I am really hungry. Wanna grab a bite? 303 00:22:17,425 --> 00:22:20,385 -Yeah, I'll get my wallet. -Cool. 304 00:22:24,265 --> 00:22:28,105 Listen, I have to go. It's really urgent. 305 00:22:28,185 --> 00:22:32,225 I'm very sorry, but you go to the canteen, the food there is really yummy. 306 00:22:32,305 --> 00:22:35,585 Too delicious. Gorge on it. And the gulab jamun is awesome. 307 00:22:35,665 --> 00:22:36,505 Toodle-oo. 308 00:22:37,945 --> 00:22:39,185 So, I'll head to the canteen... 309 00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:42,865 Okay. 310 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:47,785 Look, all students call me Kaku. You should, too. 311 00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:51,985 But, Kaku Jaan, everyone here is 17 to 18 years old. 312 00:22:52,065 --> 00:22:54,065 They're almost half my age. 313 00:22:54,145 --> 00:22:56,625 So what? You are also a student. 314 00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:01,545 Speak softly, Kaku Jaan. Someone might hear that. 315 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,465 Let them know. Aren't we all students... 316 00:23:05,145 --> 00:23:08,505 hoping to get points from the Almighty in the examination called life? 317 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,265 Sorry. Are you in the app development course? 318 00:23:14,665 --> 00:23:16,585 -Yes. -Me, too. 319 00:23:18,025 --> 00:23:22,185 It's the first time that I've left my hometown and come to a new city. 320 00:23:22,265 --> 00:23:23,265 Me, too. 321 00:23:24,225 --> 00:23:27,185 So you... Sorry, can I address you informally? 322 00:23:27,785 --> 00:23:30,945 -Sure, yes. -So which room are you staying in? 323 00:23:31,025 --> 00:23:32,745 I am not staying at the hostel. 324 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,625 I stay in a rented house nearby. 325 00:23:37,705 --> 00:23:41,145 I'm staying at the hostel, room no. 25. If you need anything, please ask. 326 00:23:41,705 --> 00:23:44,425 -Thank you very much. -I am Dimple, by the way. 327 00:23:45,105 --> 00:23:46,865 -Zeenat. -Hi, Zeenat. 328 00:23:46,945 --> 00:23:48,945 -Ms. Zeenat, this is for you. -Yes? 329 00:23:50,265 --> 00:23:51,425 Thank you, Kaku Jaan. 330 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,785 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 331 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:54,785 Bye. 332 00:23:58,065 --> 00:24:00,225 You look like a good kid. 333 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:02,185 My mother wouldn't agree with you. 334 00:24:03,305 --> 00:24:07,265 What would you like? You see, our canteen's cold coffee 335 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:10,145 is famous in the whole universe. 336 00:24:10,945 --> 00:24:13,465 -Would you like that? -Then, of course, yes. 337 00:24:13,545 --> 00:24:14,585 I'll be right back. 338 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:22,185 This campus is beautiful, guys. You have to visit. Oh, my God! 339 00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:24,145 Look at that face for example. 340 00:24:24,225 --> 00:24:25,705 Okay, in my next YouTube video, 341 00:24:25,785 --> 00:24:28,785 I'm gonna tell you how to conceal those annoying dark circles 342 00:24:28,865 --> 00:24:32,385 -because it kind of lows your face a lot. -Bro. 343 00:24:32,465 --> 00:24:34,905 It's like two really tiny hard dicks. 344 00:24:34,985 --> 00:24:37,385 -Who is Hardik? -Not Hardik, hard dick. 345 00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:38,545 Hey! 346 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:41,865 You are Anmol Malhotra, right? 347 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,345 Hi, I am a big fan. I mean, I play League of Legends, 348 00:24:47,425 --> 00:24:51,385 and I am a huge fan, not of your streaming, but of your gaming. 349 00:24:52,145 --> 00:24:55,145 And I really didn't know, I am so sorry. 350 00:24:55,225 --> 00:24:58,625 But, hey, respect. I am Dimple, by the way. 351 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,825 Do you want a selfie? 352 00:25:02,385 --> 00:25:05,025 -Sorry? -For your Insta story? 353 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:08,065 Bro, I think you should get a picture with her. 354 00:25:08,665 --> 00:25:10,545 At least people will look at you. 355 00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:16,025 Are you guys from Delhi? 356 00:25:18,745 --> 00:25:20,505 What do they think of themselves? 357 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,385 Why are they so uptight? 358 00:25:24,785 --> 00:25:25,825 -Hi, guys. -Hi. 359 00:25:25,905 --> 00:25:26,945 Is this seat taken? 360 00:25:29,265 --> 00:25:32,985 Dimple Ahuja meets Rishi Singh Shekhawat. 361 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,425 This is a moment that I must remember. 362 00:25:37,185 --> 00:25:40,785 This might just be the start of our happily ever after. 363 00:25:46,065 --> 00:25:47,465 Hello, future wife! 364 00:25:55,385 --> 00:25:56,385 Creep. 365 00:26:05,745 --> 00:26:07,625 Indian chicks have got no chill, man. 366 00:26:11,665 --> 00:26:12,945 What the fuck did you do? 367 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:16,505 Subtitle translation by Neha Hooda