1 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,225 Creep. 2 00:00:13,785 --> 00:00:15,665 Indian chicks have got no chill, man! 3 00:00:17,705 --> 00:00:18,985 What the fuck did you do? 4 00:00:22,505 --> 00:00:24,505 What the fuck did I do to deserve this? 5 00:00:25,665 --> 00:00:28,785 You know, everyone is here for a reason. 6 00:00:28,865 --> 00:00:31,425 {\an8}Some are here to study and others, to date. 7 00:00:31,505 --> 00:00:33,025 {\an8}Someone wants a wife. 8 00:00:33,105 --> 00:00:35,385 {\an8}But I want WiFi. 9 00:00:36,585 --> 00:00:40,745 {\an8}Because the internet speed in Jaipur is slower than these dimwits. 10 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:44,265 I wish I was back home, in California, bro. 11 00:00:44,905 --> 00:00:46,625 I'd open for gigs in Moe's, 12 00:00:46,705 --> 00:00:50,545 chill at Ryan's party, chat up with Phoebe from computer science. 13 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:52,545 That's what summer is. 14 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:55,065 This is not summer, this is suffer. 15 00:00:55,145 --> 00:00:56,665 -Hello! -Hello. Hello. 16 00:00:56,745 --> 00:00:59,505 There's a line. We've been waiting for an hour. 17 00:00:59,585 --> 00:01:01,145 I've been waiting a long time, too. 18 00:01:01,225 --> 00:01:02,825 Where were you? Where? 19 00:01:02,905 --> 00:01:04,385 -Her again? -Here, in line. 20 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,145 -That's the line. -What's her problem? 21 00:01:06,225 --> 00:01:09,065 I have to tolerate these psychos for three months. 22 00:01:09,145 --> 00:01:11,905 -We've been here for an hour. -Fuck my life. 23 00:01:11,985 --> 00:01:14,265 Mental note: Stay away from her. 24 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:15,265 She is bad news. 25 00:01:15,345 --> 00:01:16,985 -Wait! This is not about girls. -Hey! 26 00:01:17,065 --> 00:01:20,225 -You're bothering her. -Don't talk about feminism. 27 00:01:20,305 --> 00:01:22,185 What do you mean? There are rules... 28 00:01:22,265 --> 00:01:26,385 I swear to God, this feels like an extended episode of Man vs. Wild. 29 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,945 And the entire credit goes to... 30 00:01:30,025 --> 00:01:31,625 MOM CALLING... 31 00:01:31,705 --> 00:01:34,065 -Hey, Mom. -Harsh. 32 00:01:34,145 --> 00:01:35,985 What is this three-month course thing? 33 00:01:36,065 --> 00:01:38,625 You don't seem to care about your studies when you're here. 34 00:01:38,705 --> 00:01:40,945 Please be more understanding, son. 35 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:43,985 Your grandparents are not going to be around forever. 36 00:01:44,065 --> 00:01:46,785 -You must spend quality time with them. -Yeah, Mom. 37 00:01:46,865 --> 00:01:49,985 Every quality second I spend away from them shatters my soul. 38 00:01:50,065 --> 00:01:53,065 Does Grandpa need me? Every day he asks me to fix his Tata Sky Dish. 39 00:01:53,145 --> 00:01:54,785 Up. A little more... 40 00:01:55,465 --> 00:01:57,425 -This way? -Down, a little... 41 00:01:57,505 --> 00:01:59,705 Down? That's... 42 00:02:00,585 --> 00:02:02,825 -Okay. -A little bit more. 43 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,785 Grandpa, I don't think it works that way. I gotta be honest. 44 00:02:05,865 --> 00:02:08,705 Grandma loves me so much, every day she has a new name for me. 45 00:02:08,785 --> 00:02:11,025 -Himesh, dear... -Harsh. 46 00:02:11,105 --> 00:02:13,265 Show your handwriting to Anju. 47 00:02:14,305 --> 00:02:18,025 When he was in third grade, there was a handwriting competition, 48 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,905 and he won second place. 49 00:02:19,985 --> 00:02:23,585 {\an8}-He is our gem! Hiren. -Harsh. 50 00:02:24,105 --> 00:02:25,425 Take a look... 51 00:02:25,505 --> 00:02:28,225 Seriously, what have you gotten me into, Mom? 52 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:33,385 I don't know. It's not very cool, bro. 53 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:37,945 It's like I'm in an escape room with no escape. 54 00:02:44,145 --> 00:02:47,305 That's why I have to go to that shit-hole institute. 55 00:02:47,385 --> 00:02:51,585 At least I can download some educational videos there. 56 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:54,905 Just me and my teacher, Miss Mia Malkova. 57 00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:16,425 My beloved! 58 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:19,065 I have a small house. 59 00:03:19,785 --> 00:03:21,585 My elderly grandmother resides there. 60 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:25,665 Would you like to marry her grandson? 61 00:03:27,985 --> 00:03:30,225 Yes. Yes. 62 00:03:31,425 --> 00:03:32,265 Yes! 63 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:43,025 O Lord of the Universe! Mighty Lord of the Universe! 64 00:03:45,785 --> 00:03:46,785 Rishi! 65 00:03:47,985 --> 00:03:49,105 Did you meet Dimple? 66 00:03:54,825 --> 00:03:56,825 Now you're laughing at me, too, Grandma. 67 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:02,785 Grandma! The coffee date went pretty well. Her family will definitely accept him. 68 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:07,625 Grandma, her parents will call you very soon, 69 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,945 saying "We have rejected your grandson." 70 00:04:10,025 --> 00:04:10,985 Dear... 71 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:15,185 You started flirting with her without introducing yourself. 72 00:04:15,265 --> 00:04:17,465 But she must have seen my photo, Grandma. 73 00:04:17,545 --> 00:04:20,505 You look a lot more handsome than you do in your photo. 74 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:23,745 Let her calm down today. 75 00:04:24,705 --> 00:04:26,505 Start all over again tomorrow. 76 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:30,865 Okay. I will try again tomorrow. 77 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,345 Rishi? 78 00:04:34,145 --> 00:04:35,305 Did you like Dimple? 79 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:04,305 Do you use coconut shampoo? 80 00:05:05,025 --> 00:05:05,865 Yeah? 81 00:05:06,745 --> 00:05:08,105 It's lovely, I'm allergic. 82 00:05:08,745 --> 00:05:09,585 What? 83 00:05:27,185 --> 00:05:28,585 Talk to her. 84 00:05:31,185 --> 00:05:34,385 -Sorry, we got off on the wrong foot-- -What is your problem? 85 00:05:34,945 --> 00:05:36,265 I'm Rishi. 86 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:39,465 I mean, that's not my problem. That's my name. Rishi. 87 00:05:41,705 --> 00:05:42,625 Rishi Singh. 88 00:05:43,465 --> 00:05:44,305 So? 89 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:48,265 Rishi Singh Shekhawat! 90 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:56,265 Aren't you Dimple Ahuja? 91 00:05:56,345 --> 00:05:57,665 How do you know my name? 92 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:01,545 -Are you stalking me? -No, your mom... 93 00:06:04,185 --> 00:06:06,065 She set us up. 94 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:14,905 To become your future wife? 95 00:06:17,505 --> 00:06:19,065 You didn't know? 96 00:06:20,065 --> 00:06:22,065 You didn't know. 97 00:06:23,825 --> 00:06:25,905 Sorry. I'm sorry. 98 00:06:33,665 --> 00:06:34,585 Hello. 99 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:36,425 Hi. 100 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:39,705 Myself 41. 101 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:43,305 Zeenat. 102 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,785 Myself Zeenat Karim. 103 00:06:47,945 --> 00:06:49,505 Pleased to meet you, Karim. 104 00:06:50,905 --> 00:06:52,585 Myself 36. 105 00:06:59,945 --> 00:07:01,985 You must be nervous, too? 106 00:07:03,265 --> 00:07:04,785 Among all these children... 107 00:07:04,865 --> 00:07:05,705 No. 108 00:07:06,465 --> 00:07:08,145 They should be nervous. 109 00:07:11,385 --> 00:07:15,065 Sid, sir, may I take this opportunity to get your autograph, please? 110 00:07:19,385 --> 00:07:21,825 Where did you get this? Even I don't have this. 111 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:24,745 Sir, this is the very first edition. 112 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:27,585 I am your biggest fan. Very big fan, sir. 113 00:07:31,745 --> 00:07:35,985 -What's your name? -I'm Mohit Mohan Mohite, sir. Momo. 114 00:07:41,225 --> 00:07:42,385 I think I'll keep this. 115 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:49,305 Thank you very much. 116 00:07:54,545 --> 00:07:56,865 Are you a celebrity? 117 00:07:58,745 --> 00:07:59,745 Here, I am. 118 00:08:01,905 --> 00:08:02,905 Guys. 119 00:08:04,065 --> 00:08:06,265 My name is Siddharth Sinha. Sid. 120 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:08,025 MOM - Mummy, pick up the phone. Mummyyy!!! 121 00:08:08,105 --> 00:08:10,505 The world's biggest tech company is Apple. 122 00:08:10,585 --> 00:08:12,145 -Is he our teacher? -Yes. 123 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:16,985 There was once somebody who owned 150,000 shares of Apple. 124 00:08:17,065 --> 00:08:18,705 Someone that you'll never expect. 125 00:08:19,745 --> 00:08:21,185 -Who was that? -Sir. 126 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:24,225 -Ahuja, right? -Yes, sir. 127 00:08:24,785 --> 00:08:28,585 Sir, Apple almost went bankrupt in 1997. 128 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:31,025 That's when someone gave 150 million dollars-- 129 00:08:31,105 --> 00:08:31,985 Ahuja. 130 00:08:32,785 --> 00:08:33,865 The name, not the story. 131 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:35,345 Sir. 132 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,105 Bill Gates. 133 00:08:37,185 --> 00:08:41,945 Bill Gates. Microsoft saves its biggest competitor. 134 00:08:42,025 --> 00:08:43,465 What did you learn, Katyal? 135 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:49,305 -That the competition should be healthy. -Exactly. 136 00:08:49,865 --> 00:08:53,345 Over the next three months, I will pair you up in teams of two, 137 00:08:53,425 --> 00:08:55,385 and each team will make an app. 138 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:58,465 In the end, the team with the best app... 139 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,385 will get a really cool internship. 140 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:03,905 -Excited? -Yes, sir. 141 00:09:05,305 --> 00:09:06,585 Hey, Agarwal! 142 00:09:07,385 --> 00:09:08,585 Hi! 143 00:09:08,665 --> 00:09:10,105 -Hi! -Welcome. 144 00:09:10,665 --> 00:09:12,705 -Thank you. -I have heard that 145 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,545 quite a few people are downloading naughty stuff on college Wi-Fi. 146 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:18,185 Missing America way too much? 147 00:09:18,745 --> 00:09:21,185 But you know what? You can get ahead of everyone. 148 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:22,505 By watching porn? 149 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,185 Yeah. 150 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:26,025 You guys know, right? 151 00:09:26,105 --> 00:09:30,705 Porn is one of the biggest contributors to the success of internet. 152 00:09:30,785 --> 00:09:33,545 Video streaming began with porn. 153 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:37,945 Online transactions also began with porn. 154 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:41,785 That's because sex drives the entire human race, sir. 155 00:09:41,865 --> 00:09:43,265 What? I don't agree. 156 00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:47,505 Sir, I don't think it's because of the adult film industry. 157 00:09:47,585 --> 00:09:50,905 I think progress happens when we see a problem not as a problem 158 00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:52,465 but as an opportunity. 159 00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:55,185 We have a Nandini Nahata fangirl in the class. 160 00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:58,705 Ahuja, even I have seen Nandini Nahata's TED Talks. 161 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:02,265 -To be honest, they're very helpful. -Yeah. 162 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:06,025 When I can't sleep, I put one on. It puts me to sleep in no time. 163 00:10:09,545 --> 00:10:11,865 Okay, everyone has their app idea ready? 164 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,345 -Who wants to entertain me first? -Sir! 165 00:10:18,225 --> 00:10:19,225 Ramaswamy. 166 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,265 Visualize your app. 167 00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:26,625 Sir, this is a dating app where you will have to impress a girl. 168 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:29,385 But in 140 characters or less. 169 00:10:29,465 --> 00:10:32,585 Basically the combination of Twitter and Tinder, Twinder. 170 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,745 Let me demonstrate. 171 00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:38,785 {\an8}Ms. Shahana, I am a very progressive guy. 172 00:10:38,865 --> 00:10:41,105 {\an8}I am fully feminist towards females. 173 00:10:41,185 --> 00:10:44,065 {\an8}I'm also a gentle lover. 174 00:10:44,825 --> 00:10:47,265 {\an8}Most important thing about me is that I... 175 00:10:52,145 --> 00:10:54,025 -Rejected. -Sir... 176 00:10:54,105 --> 00:10:56,265 Did the girl reject me or did you reject the app? 177 00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:57,305 Both. 178 00:10:57,905 --> 00:10:59,545 -Twinder. -Twinder. 179 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,465 Next? 180 00:11:00,545 --> 00:11:03,305 -Sir, I've got an app. -Tamang! 181 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,105 Pandu! 182 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:13,385 It's basically a really cool app that tells you where the cops are. 183 00:11:14,385 --> 00:11:16,905 In case you're driving to plan drunk. 184 00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:19,545 Pandu on the right. Please take left. 185 00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:24,505 Hey, Tamang! What if the app says go left, but you're too drunk and you go right? 186 00:11:24,585 --> 00:11:26,065 Should I fine you for a bad idea? 187 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,345 You guys can leave now. 188 00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:30,505 Explore Jaipur. 189 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,545 Do whatever. 190 00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:36,065 And come back with a photo. 191 00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:38,425 It better not be a selfie. 192 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:42,265 A photo that shows me, that tells me who you are. 193 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:45,225 Find yourself here. 194 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,305 And who knows? 195 00:11:48,305 --> 00:11:49,945 Something might just click. 196 00:11:51,265 --> 00:11:52,265 And, yeah... 197 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,065 Don't take it lightly. 198 00:11:56,945 --> 00:11:59,385 Because on the basis of your photographs, 199 00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:01,705 I will make the teams. 200 00:12:01,785 --> 00:12:04,465 And these teams will work together for three months. 201 00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:07,945 Sid has given us the full day. 202 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,705 Come, I will show you Jaipur through video call. 203 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:12,625 Right now, this is my nap time. 204 00:12:13,745 --> 00:12:17,385 I'll go in the evening. I'll take photos that are so fantastic, 205 00:12:17,465 --> 00:12:21,585 Sid will give me a scholarship first, then an internship, 206 00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:24,145 and, in the future, a 49-51 partnership. 207 00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:28,625 Awesome! Here you go, Harsh Agarwal. Welcome to 45 degrees Celsius. 208 00:12:28,705 --> 00:12:30,665 -One-fifty rupees, sir. -One-fifty is a lot, man. 209 00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:32,985 Mr. Naughty America, hub of porn! 210 00:12:33,065 --> 00:12:34,705 Twenty degrees Celsius. Much better. 211 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:36,345 Poor man's Vincent Chase. Hurry up. 212 00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:37,825 At least you will be cool mentally. 213 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:38,745 Thank you. 214 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,785 Not such a bad start to the course, I guess. 215 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,185 Dimple! 216 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:54,905 Dimple! 217 00:12:59,105 --> 00:13:00,745 Can I come with you? 218 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:02,825 I hope you don't mind. 219 00:13:02,905 --> 00:13:04,425 -Sure. -Is tripling okay with you? 220 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,385 Your boobies feeling me Her boobies feeling you 221 00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:10,225 Shut up. Okay, let's go. 222 00:13:11,505 --> 00:13:12,425 Rishi, look! 223 00:13:13,265 --> 00:13:15,905 Namrata, this is a bad idea. Please leave her alone. 224 00:13:15,985 --> 00:13:17,625 They're our guests in Rajasthan, Rishi. 225 00:13:17,705 --> 00:13:19,505 So? You want to sing them the state song? 226 00:13:19,585 --> 00:13:21,145 Please, this is a very bad idea. 227 00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,945 Hey, guys! Hi! 228 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:24,465 Shall we work together? 229 00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:25,505 Perf! 230 00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:26,705 Come in. 231 00:13:26,785 --> 00:13:30,625 Yes, it is too hot, isn't it? Let me powder my face. 232 00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:36,625 By the way, what do we have to do? It wasn't clear to me. 233 00:13:36,705 --> 00:13:38,505 Where should we find ourselves? 234 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,305 Zeenat, it's Jaipur. We have the whole day. 235 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,145 Let's drive around. We'll find something. 236 00:13:52,345 --> 00:13:56,665 Bub, if our pictures are similar, then Sid will have to put us together, okay? 237 00:14:21,585 --> 00:14:23,345 Why is it not moving its tail? 238 00:14:24,065 --> 00:14:25,825 It's not his tail, it's feathers. 239 00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:28,345 Whatever it is, why's it not doing its thing? 240 00:14:28,425 --> 00:14:31,865 You know, they spread their feathers like that to attract peahens. 241 00:14:31,945 --> 00:14:34,825 What if he's into pea-cocks? 242 00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:37,665 Hey, listen, I have an idea. 243 00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,185 More, more, more. 244 00:14:55,305 --> 00:14:57,585 The person you're calling is not answering. 245 00:14:59,825 --> 00:15:02,345 Dimple, water? 246 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:03,305 No, thanks. 247 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,665 Something is troubling her, isn't it? 248 00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:17,625 Me. I am the problem. 249 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:22,905 The person you're calling is not answering. 250 00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:25,105 Dimple. 251 00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:26,985 You okay? 252 00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:28,385 Yeah. 253 00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,545 Listen. Once again, I'm really sorry. 254 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,065 -I didn't know-- -Don't apologize. 255 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,505 Those who should be sorry aren't answering the phone. 256 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,345 You've also been cheated. 257 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,185 My mother should say sorry to you, too. 258 00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:47,225 "Get married. How will you get married? When will it happen?" 259 00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:49,705 She should've gotten married again if she was so keen. 260 00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:51,865 This has been going on in my house for 17 years. 261 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:52,785 On loop. 262 00:15:53,465 --> 00:15:57,785 Because if you are a girl, you can't have any other dream except marriage. 263 00:15:57,865 --> 00:16:00,705 Why do you need to study? You aren't allowed to have ambitions. 264 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,585 You turned 18? "Very good, dear. Get ready." What for? 265 00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:06,265 "You have three options. Marriage, marriage, and marriage." 266 00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:12,505 You know, I was so happy... 267 00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:16,865 when my mom gave me the permission to join the course. 268 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,945 I thought, finally she understands. 269 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,265 She's trying. 270 00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:23,185 Clearly not. 271 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:27,065 "Understand the family. Find yourself in Jaipur." 272 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:30,585 Life feels like a bunch of fuckin' assignments, man. 273 00:16:30,665 --> 00:16:32,945 You know what? This is who I am. 274 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,785 A fucking penguin in India. 275 00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:40,825 To be honest, it's a ridiculous assignment. 276 00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:43,905 I mean, come on! Find yourself in one day! 277 00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:48,185 There are 40, 50-year-olds out there who are still finding themselves. 278 00:16:48,265 --> 00:16:50,905 They are starting the second innings of their lives. 279 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:55,145 And we... We are just 18 years old. 280 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,945 Eighteen fuckin' years old, man! 281 00:16:57,025 --> 00:17:01,025 We're restless, we're selfish, we're grade-A assholes. 282 00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:02,425 -Come here. -That's who we are. 283 00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:03,385 Smile! 284 00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:05,265 Do it! 285 00:17:06,745 --> 00:17:10,505 What a stupid assignment. What do we look for if we don't have a clue? 286 00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,265 Do you want to eat something? 287 00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,905 I can't stop. 288 00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:15,465 My assignment should be the best. 289 00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:17,905 You eat if you want to. 290 00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:20,265 No, it's okay. Mine isn't done yet, either. 291 00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:22,105 -Yours is easy. -Is it? 292 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,345 Take a photo of this wedding dress. 293 00:17:25,425 --> 00:17:26,945 You like getting married, don't you? 294 00:17:27,025 --> 00:17:29,105 What do you mean? That isn't a hobby. 295 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,585 I know. 296 00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:35,225 Put vermilion on someone's forehead and take a photo. 297 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,385 Kill two birds with one stone. 298 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:41,025 "How would you know the value of vermilion, Dimpia?" 299 00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:41,945 Yuck! 300 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,545 Hey, I got my idea. Let's go. 301 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,905 Let's go! Please come. 302 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,105 -Where? -Come! 303 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,785 Rishi! 304 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:02,665 What are you doing? 305 00:18:04,905 --> 00:18:06,985 Do you mind? You're blocking my view. 306 00:18:07,745 --> 00:18:09,545 I've paid good money to watch this. 307 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,465 Sorry! 308 00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,585 You're so obsessed with movies. 309 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:33,945 What is this? 310 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,945 Sweet curd. 311 00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:37,705 It is famous in Jaipur. 312 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,305 Okay, I didn't know. 313 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:43,065 I'll eat after the assignment. 314 00:18:44,225 --> 00:18:47,025 If sweet curd stays out too long, it may get spoiled. 315 00:18:48,865 --> 00:18:50,345 So let's not stay out for long. 316 00:18:50,425 --> 00:18:51,305 Let's go. 317 00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:01,905 The view is good. The light is good. 318 00:19:01,985 --> 00:19:03,625 What are we waiting for? 319 00:19:03,705 --> 00:19:05,505 I want to take a photo of it in flight. 320 00:19:06,065 --> 00:19:06,945 I get it. 321 00:19:08,225 --> 00:19:10,185 So you're one of those birds who now has wings. 322 00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:13,585 -That's cool. Shall I help you? -No. 323 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:16,705 I want to do it myself. It's my assignment. 324 00:19:17,985 --> 00:19:19,585 -Okay, let me make it fly. -No! 325 00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:24,465 Photography is about capturing the moment, 326 00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,065 not creating the moment. 327 00:19:27,185 --> 00:19:28,905 Fine, I was just trying to help. 328 00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:34,185 Seems like they don't want to fly. They're pretty comfortable. 329 00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:35,745 Just like you. 330 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,505 What do you mean? 331 00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:41,425 No. I mean... 332 00:19:41,505 --> 00:19:43,905 You must have gotten everything in life comfortably. 333 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:48,025 Perfect business, perfect family, perfect parents, perfect life... 334 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,505 You got everything without trying. 335 00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:06,985 Yeah, I do have a perfect life. 336 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:10,105 Perfect family, perfect parents. 337 00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:11,905 You're right. 338 00:20:19,545 --> 00:20:21,065 Do you see that white bird? 339 00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:22,545 Perched at a distance. 340 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:23,785 That's you? 341 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:25,145 No. 342 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,625 What is it called? 343 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:28,905 That's a crane. 344 00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:30,425 Crane. 345 00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:32,705 It is common here. 346 00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:38,545 Want some sweet curd? 347 00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:49,225 Nice. 348 00:20:49,305 --> 00:20:52,025 The team is Malhotra and Karim. 349 00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:57,785 Laugh all you like. 350 00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,345 Let's see who you get paired with. 351 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,625 Any app ideas? 352 00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:01,785 Yes, sir. 353 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:04,785 The Zombie Race. 354 00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:07,065 This is an app which has zombies, of course. 355 00:21:07,145 --> 00:21:10,185 You need to run, too, but there's a twist. 356 00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:12,425 You don't run away from zombies. 357 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,625 The player is the zombie, and he is running away from humans. 358 00:21:16,465 --> 00:21:18,705 After all, humans are awful. 359 00:21:19,425 --> 00:21:21,385 -Rejected. -What? 360 00:21:21,465 --> 00:21:23,865 It's Temple Run with zombies. 361 00:21:23,945 --> 00:21:25,225 Really original. 362 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,105 Karim, app idea. 363 00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:30,665 Sir, she has nothing to offer. 364 00:21:32,945 --> 00:21:35,705 Actually, I did have an idea. 365 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:37,825 Yes... 366 00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,265 These modern kids... 367 00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:43,665 use so many short forms, 368 00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:47,185 which I completely fail to understand. 369 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,225 Perf, AF... 370 00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:49,625 Bullshit. 371 00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:52,865 That's why I thought... If I am wrong, I'm sorry, sir. 372 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,385 But I thought... 373 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,065 if I create a dictionary app, 374 00:22:00,225 --> 00:22:05,225 then people born in the '70s, like us, can talk like millennials. 375 00:22:05,305 --> 00:22:06,465 Shut her mouth, man. 376 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:08,825 Finally a good idea. 377 00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:10,625 Well done, Karim. 378 00:22:12,025 --> 00:22:14,505 You don't need to be scared at all. 379 00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:19,585 All right, let's find our team number nine. 380 00:22:19,665 --> 00:22:20,585 Katyal... 381 00:22:22,825 --> 00:22:25,545 and Matthews. 382 00:22:27,865 --> 00:22:28,985 But why, sir? 383 00:22:29,545 --> 00:22:30,385 The contrast. 384 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:33,065 Yeah, but our goals and sensibilities should also match. 385 00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,905 I mean, you can't just pair him with anybody. 386 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:37,785 -The similarities, sir. -Yes, of course. 387 00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:39,625 You've made a very good point. 388 00:22:39,705 --> 00:22:41,665 Let me show you the photo you took. This. 389 00:22:41,745 --> 00:22:43,225 -Right? Very nice. -Yes. 390 00:22:43,305 --> 00:22:46,105 And this is the photo that Momo took. 391 00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:49,425 -What the... -Similarities. 392 00:22:49,505 --> 00:22:51,545 You stole... Sir, he stole my picture. 393 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:54,025 I clicked it. It's on my Instagram. I can show it to you. 394 00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:54,945 Yeah. 395 00:22:55,465 --> 00:22:59,025 What are the odds? Momo decides to steal a picture off the internet 396 00:22:59,105 --> 00:23:01,145 and it happens to be from your Instagram? 397 00:23:01,225 --> 00:23:03,985 What can I do? This is... This match is made in heaven. 398 00:23:04,065 --> 00:23:06,945 I now pronounce you team number ten. 399 00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:09,345 Are you fucking stupid? 400 00:23:09,425 --> 00:23:10,345 Same pinch! 401 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:16,185 Sir, can I please share my idea? 402 00:23:16,265 --> 00:23:17,185 Sure. 403 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,025 This gentleman has diabetes. 404 00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:25,985 And this lady, his wife... 405 00:23:26,065 --> 00:23:26,905 Say hello. 406 00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:27,825 -Hi. -Cute. 407 00:23:28,465 --> 00:23:31,265 {\an8}This lady is going to install our app on his smartwatch. 408 00:23:31,985 --> 00:23:35,265 {\an8}When his blood sugar level rises... 409 00:23:35,345 --> 00:23:36,705 {\an8}-Warning! -...aunty will know. 410 00:23:36,785 --> 00:23:39,585 Sir, this app will make people hypochondriacs. 411 00:23:39,665 --> 00:23:41,625 -It's not good! -Ahuja. 412 00:23:41,705 --> 00:23:43,225 Speak when you're spoken to. 413 00:23:45,345 --> 00:23:47,425 Matthews, any app ideas? 414 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:52,145 I really don't have an idea, I don't know-- 415 00:23:52,225 --> 00:23:54,225 -Matthews. -Sir, I'll go with Krish's. 416 00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:55,825 Team number 11. 417 00:23:55,905 --> 00:23:56,985 Ahuja... 418 00:23:59,425 --> 00:24:00,585 and... 419 00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:07,385 Agarwal. 420 00:24:09,945 --> 00:24:13,585 Sorry, Shekhawat. Couldn't pair you with your wife. 421 00:24:13,665 --> 00:24:14,665 Future wife. 422 00:24:16,385 --> 00:24:20,305 So the class' Little Ms. Know-It-All... 423 00:24:20,905 --> 00:24:24,545 Meet your partner, Mr. Naughty America. 424 00:24:26,305 --> 00:24:29,145 I am 100% sure that you don't have any app ideas. 425 00:24:32,545 --> 00:24:34,625 But I'm 500% sure... 426 00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:38,145 she has at least one app idea. 427 00:24:38,225 --> 00:24:40,665 Sir, I have an idea for an app and what to call it. 428 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,345 -May I? -Sure. 429 00:24:43,705 --> 00:24:46,385 So, Wishlist is basically a life coach app, 430 00:24:46,465 --> 00:24:48,905 which will make a flowchart of your success. 431 00:24:48,985 --> 00:24:50,185 Okay. 432 00:24:50,265 --> 00:24:53,225 So that you can easily follow in the footsteps of your real-life idol. 433 00:24:54,185 --> 00:24:56,665 For example, my real-life idol is Nandini Nahata. 434 00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:00,545 Master's degree when I'm 21. 435 00:25:02,105 --> 00:25:06,305 {\an8}At 26, a deal worth 50 million for my first start up. 436 00:25:08,745 --> 00:25:10,225 {\an8}Dollars, not rupees. 437 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:14,665 {\an8}And then many, many, many TED Talks later, 438 00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:18,825 {\an8}at the age of 29, my first Forbes' "30 Under 30" cover. 439 00:25:20,265 --> 00:25:21,385 Full marks for effort. 440 00:25:22,425 --> 00:25:24,145 Zero for idea. Rejected. 441 00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:28,265 -Sir, I don't think you got the idea. -Your idea is ridiculous. 442 00:25:28,345 --> 00:25:31,265 You think your app can make Tamang into Elon Musk? 443 00:25:31,345 --> 00:25:35,945 Also, sir, "Wishlist" is the wrong name for the app. 444 00:25:36,825 --> 00:25:38,385 What about "Copycat"? 445 00:25:40,425 --> 00:25:42,705 Ahuja, change your idol. 446 00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:45,945 Also, why don't you just make an app for future wives? 447 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:48,465 Future housewives. 448 00:25:49,305 --> 00:25:50,345 Enough. 449 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:54,225 That leaves us with Bidasaria and Shekhawat. You're team number 12. 450 00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:57,225 {\an8}Sir, it's a unique dating app which uses 451 00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,265 {\an8}different parameters to check compatibility between two people. 452 00:26:00,345 --> 00:26:01,545 Check the compatibility-- 453 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,745 -Sir, should I continue? -Yeah, yeah, sure. 454 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,065 Hello? 455 00:26:07,145 --> 00:26:08,465 Dimple! 456 00:26:08,545 --> 00:26:10,745 Sorry, dear, just saw your missed call. 457 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:14,145 You know what happened today? I got locked in the bathroom. 458 00:26:14,225 --> 00:26:16,345 Mom, can you stop lying for once? 459 00:26:19,265 --> 00:26:20,185 What happened? 460 00:26:20,265 --> 00:26:25,025 I had one wish. But you had to try to turn this place into a marriage bureau. 461 00:26:27,345 --> 00:26:30,385 It's not like that. I was just thinking that, 462 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:33,625 along with your studies, you could get acquainted with people. 463 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:35,065 -She's very angry. -Hold on. 464 00:26:35,145 --> 00:26:36,625 -Talk to her. -You talk. 465 00:26:38,385 --> 00:26:40,625 -Darling, calm down. -Papa, you know, 466 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,225 I can't tolerate lies. 467 00:26:43,305 --> 00:26:46,945 I expected it from Mom, but I didn't think that you would play games. 468 00:26:47,025 --> 00:26:49,105 Dear, I'm not playing any games. 469 00:26:49,185 --> 00:26:51,105 -I-- -I don't want to talk to you, 470 00:26:51,185 --> 00:26:54,025 not to you or to Mom. Please don't call me. 471 00:26:54,105 --> 00:26:55,425 My dear, Dimple-- 472 00:26:58,545 --> 00:27:02,545 Please don't make me the referee in your games. 473 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:06,745 Lesson learnt. You can be super prepared and life can still surprise you. 474 00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:08,545 You might think your plan is clear. 475 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:11,145 But then realize your plan was nothing but a sham. 476 00:27:11,225 --> 00:27:13,385 Listen, let me make this clear: 477 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,465 If you are not interested in this course, please sit in your room and watch porn. 478 00:27:17,545 --> 00:27:19,385 I have come here to be top of the class. 479 00:27:20,145 --> 00:27:22,305 And I can do it alone. I don't need you. 480 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:25,825 Okay, that's great. Thank you. I appreciate that. 481 00:27:27,265 --> 00:27:30,505 Having said that, I did, however, have an idea for our group 482 00:27:30,585 --> 00:27:32,505 if you were interested in listening. 483 00:27:33,705 --> 00:27:35,585 How about we make a meditation app 484 00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:38,185 for hyper-aggressive chicks who like to throw coffee on guys? 485 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:42,465 Only she was destined to be my partner in the entire course! 486 00:27:43,585 --> 00:27:48,025 One more time, mental note, keep safe distance. 487 00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:51,745 Listen, I gotta bounce. I'll see you later, bye. 488 00:27:51,825 --> 00:27:54,105 Overall, there are plenty of chill scenes. 489 00:27:54,185 --> 00:27:56,305 Not weather-wise, but otherwise. 490 00:27:57,145 --> 00:28:00,385 I thought I'd be all alone here, but guess what? 491 00:28:00,465 --> 00:28:04,185 I've made some chill friends, learned some new cuss words. 492 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,465 'Sup, bastards? 493 00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:08,025 It can't be compared to California, 494 00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:11,665 but I have a feeling that Jaipur's summer is gonna surprise me, in a good way. 495 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:14,105 She's here. Give me two minutes. 496 00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:17,545 Hi. 497 00:28:19,025 --> 00:28:20,305 Are you okay? 498 00:28:20,385 --> 00:28:22,145 Yeah. I'm great. 499 00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:25,505 What will happen to me? 500 00:28:26,265 --> 00:28:27,825 What are you still doing here? 501 00:28:27,905 --> 00:28:30,745 The wedding plan is already cancelled. 502 00:28:30,825 --> 00:28:33,145 So now, you can fuck off. 503 00:28:34,745 --> 00:28:37,545 I think there's gonna be a lot of drama this summer. 504 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,785 So I'm gonna keep my popcorn ready. 505 00:28:39,865 --> 00:28:42,465 -What the fuck is wrong with her? -I really don't know, man. 506 00:31:44,225 --> 00:31:46,225 Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin