1 00:00:08,305 --> 00:00:11,745 Sit on my cock, and you will see stars. 2 00:00:48,105 --> 00:00:50,425 Ask anybody from NASA to ISRO, 3 00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:52,625 my rocket is the biggest. 4 00:00:53,225 --> 00:00:56,585 There is nobody on earth who can stop me! 5 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,545 Who can stop Anmol? 6 00:01:06,505 --> 00:01:08,985 And you? Who are you? 7 00:01:09,065 --> 00:01:12,585 You got tired of scratching your ass and you wanna mess with me? 8 00:01:51,585 --> 00:01:52,825 Killing spree! 9 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,785 Guys, Anmol on his own can take all of you. 10 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:59,145 There may be thousands of rabbits, but lions hunt alone. 11 00:02:01,665 --> 00:02:02,505 Hey, friends! 12 00:02:03,185 --> 00:02:07,665 Doctor Dynamo is saying, "I have made a new GF, Vanshika. 13 00:02:07,745 --> 00:02:10,385 She's a big fan, give her a shout-out." 14 00:02:11,345 --> 00:02:13,465 Ustad Doctor Dynamo is such a stupid name, bro. 15 00:02:13,545 --> 00:02:14,385 Who came up with it? 16 00:02:14,465 --> 00:02:18,465 Never mind. Enough shout-outs for now. Who's this Slayer33? 17 00:02:18,545 --> 00:02:22,665 33! Rascal! You are trying to gang up on me, asshole? 18 00:02:22,745 --> 00:02:25,865 Come on, asshole. I will kick you in the balls so hard, 19 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,505 your entire family tree will vanish. Take this, asshole! 20 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,185 Fuck! 21 00:02:36,385 --> 00:02:39,505 Where do these people come from? Who is this? 22 00:02:40,545 --> 00:02:41,545 Who is this? 23 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:43,945 Fuck! This is a girl. 24 00:02:45,705 --> 00:02:48,145 For a girl, you have a lot of guts! 25 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:53,625 You better study Home Science and leave gaming. What rubbish! 26 00:02:53,705 --> 00:02:56,825 If you're so hungry for attention, come to my place... 27 00:02:56,905 --> 00:03:00,105 'cause you can come and suck my big fat cock anytime you want. 28 00:03:40,905 --> 00:03:42,825 -Hello. -Hello. 29 00:03:45,265 --> 00:03:47,025 The shithead is holding class here today? 30 00:03:48,065 --> 00:03:50,705 Yes, as he pleases. 31 00:03:51,825 --> 00:03:54,585 Why did you delete your message? What was in it? 32 00:03:55,665 --> 00:03:56,625 But... 33 00:03:58,465 --> 00:04:00,545 Sorry, man, I deleted it by mistake. 34 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,665 -I'll send it again. -Yes, resend it. 35 00:04:18,385 --> 00:04:19,985 Mr. and Mrs. Shekhawat! 36 00:04:20,865 --> 00:04:23,025 What's the matter? You're here early today. 37 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:28,145 Ahuja, please blow our minds one more time. Shoot! 38 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,265 Sir, my app's name is AntiSosh. 39 00:04:34,345 --> 00:04:38,225 So, basically, this app will help antisocial people 40 00:04:38,305 --> 00:04:42,145 deal with their biggest enemies, which are parties. 41 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:43,745 Sir, you have to visualize. 42 00:04:44,345 --> 00:04:46,745 This app will be a social app for antisocial people. 43 00:04:46,825 --> 00:04:50,625 This will help antisocial people connect with all the nearby parties. 44 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,665 Normal people like to party. 45 00:04:54,745 --> 00:04:58,305 To find people like you, it would take a super powerful search engine. 46 00:04:58,385 --> 00:04:59,945 Sir, it will be done. 47 00:05:00,025 --> 00:05:01,625 There'll be other features, too. 48 00:05:01,705 --> 00:05:04,665 For example, fake phone calls to be saved from irritating people. 49 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:09,185 -I am just saying, you-- -Hello, Mom! Yes! Hello? 50 00:05:14,345 --> 00:05:15,305 Rejected. 51 00:05:18,905 --> 00:05:21,985 This app will send creep alerts to people in parties. 52 00:05:23,305 --> 00:05:24,505 Can I buy you a drink? 53 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:25,865 Drinks are free here. 54 00:05:25,945 --> 00:05:27,585 -Can we dance? -No, thanks. 55 00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:28,745 At least a kiss? 56 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,705 It'll teach self-defense techniques, too! 57 00:05:38,785 --> 00:05:39,865 Okay. 58 00:05:42,145 --> 00:05:47,065 You need confidence to meet new people in parties and chat with them. 59 00:05:47,705 --> 00:05:51,185 Can your app help people gain confidence? 60 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:52,985 Sir, conversation starter templates. 61 00:05:53,745 --> 00:05:56,825 This app will make anyone a champion of small talk. 62 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:01,865 Guys, do you know any hidden gem tourist spots in Jaipur? 63 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:02,905 Which ones? 64 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,065 Not bad, Ahuja. 65 00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:09,385 To make your hit app a superhit... 66 00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:11,545 a blockbuster idea is required. 67 00:06:14,385 --> 00:06:17,785 Found it! Sir, there will be a game in the app 68 00:06:17,865 --> 00:06:21,345 in which the player will have to escape from a party by crossing obstacles. 69 00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:26,305 Approved. 70 00:06:27,945 --> 00:06:29,785 Okay, okay! Sir, last thing. 71 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:32,185 We will make this app Hindi language-friendly 72 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:35,025 for people like my mother. If she's bored in a prayer meeting-- 73 00:06:35,105 --> 00:06:38,065 Mr. Naughty America, please pitch in. Help her. 74 00:06:38,145 --> 00:06:40,545 I won't let you enjoy the fruits of her labor. 75 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:41,625 Happy to help, sir. 76 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:45,865 All right, guys, today, HTML coding essentials. 77 00:06:46,585 --> 00:06:49,305 Mr. Malhotra, thanks for joining us. 78 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:51,425 Sorry, sir. I had to take a leak. 79 00:06:51,505 --> 00:06:53,825 Okay, take a U-turn and leave. 80 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:57,145 Sir, I thought I'd just... I told you, I had to take a leak. 81 00:06:57,225 --> 00:07:00,985 See, I'm not in a mood to argue. Next time, go before the class begins. 82 00:07:01,065 --> 00:07:02,745 Sir, I did go before the class started... 83 00:07:03,345 --> 00:07:06,985 but you see, I have to go to bloody Bangladesh to use the bathroom. 84 00:07:07,065 --> 00:07:10,465 Fun fact, sir, in this giant, fancy institute, 85 00:07:10,545 --> 00:07:14,265 there's one bathroom for the disabled. It exists in name only to satisfy the law. 86 00:07:14,345 --> 00:07:17,625 Have you ever seen it, sir? It smells of month-old shit. 87 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,385 And today, even that was locked. 88 00:07:19,465 --> 00:07:21,305 Then I went around the college, 89 00:07:21,385 --> 00:07:25,065 found a security guard and begged him, "Bro, I need to pee. Please open it." 90 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:28,745 Then he opened it. Now I have even stopped drinking water. 91 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:32,785 Because you never know if there'll be an emergency. 92 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:36,865 A guy on a wheelchair going in the bushes will not look good. 93 00:07:36,945 --> 00:07:40,385 And I'm extremely, excuse my language, fucking sorry for being late. 94 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:43,865 But I'm not fucking sorry for being disabled. 95 00:07:44,585 --> 00:07:45,585 Cool. 96 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:47,465 You can join the class. 97 00:07:47,545 --> 00:07:49,425 There's no place for crybabies in this game. 98 00:07:50,585 --> 00:07:51,545 Shoot. 99 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:54,385 You get one shot and you better make it count. 100 00:07:54,465 --> 00:07:55,545 Nice! 101 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,905 Guess whose app got approved? 102 00:08:00,985 --> 00:08:04,025 Finally, man. I thought I'll waste my whole life on this... 103 00:08:04,105 --> 00:08:07,385 One second. Hey! My room in an hour? 104 00:08:07,465 --> 00:08:09,705 Yeah! In 59 minutes. I'll see you. 105 00:08:10,305 --> 00:08:12,705 -"Fifty-nine minutes..." -Shut up! Stop talking. 106 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:13,625 Hey, Dimple! 107 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:16,065 I will join you in two minutes. 108 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:20,505 I think you got your app idea from this guy, your partner, 109 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:23,625 but you're designing it with someone else, which is fine. I'm not mad. 110 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:26,105 I'm just saying, in case you decide to sell your app 111 00:08:26,185 --> 00:08:28,265 to Facebook or Amazon for a million dollars, 112 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:29,585 just remember me, you know. 113 00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:31,745 Every month, have royalties sent to me. 114 00:08:31,825 --> 00:08:34,825 First of all, not a million but a billion dollars. 115 00:08:35,585 --> 00:08:37,465 -That works. -Okay, bye. 116 00:08:37,545 --> 00:08:40,385 -I accept cash or PayPal. -Bye! 117 00:08:40,465 --> 00:08:42,345 -How about Venmo? Is that-- -Bye, Harsh! 118 00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:43,545 Okay. 119 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,225 Not bad, Rishi Singh! 120 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:55,025 Okay, listen, let's start working on the lo-fi prototype. 121 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:57,705 You do that, I will work on content inventory. 122 00:09:02,145 --> 00:09:03,025 Okay. 123 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:07,785 You take it. 124 00:09:07,865 --> 00:09:09,985 No, it's fine. I got it for you. 125 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:11,905 Okay. 126 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,185 What? 127 00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:24,425 Nothing. I'm waiting. You finish. 128 00:09:24,505 --> 00:09:26,745 -I don't want to take a risk. -What does that mean? 129 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,145 I mean... 130 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,785 Now, I have to ask you something. 131 00:09:39,385 --> 00:09:40,225 Okay. 132 00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:42,305 I have to give you something. 133 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,505 So, I'll give it to you. 134 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:23,585 Will you give an explanation or should I overthink and die? 135 00:10:25,505 --> 00:10:28,505 Rishi, I really like you. 136 00:10:31,425 --> 00:10:32,265 But... 137 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:35,105 That "but" is the whole problem-- 138 00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:36,465 Will you let me speak? 139 00:10:39,225 --> 00:10:41,745 I came here for a reason. 140 00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:48,225 I have some goals that are a world apart from "couple goals." 141 00:10:49,545 --> 00:10:50,425 And, frankly, 142 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:53,825 I don't have the energy to invest in a relationship. 143 00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:58,185 And, you know, the focus is always-- 144 00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:01,065 Career. I know, I understand. 145 00:11:03,505 --> 00:11:05,985 -But... -One more "but"? 146 00:11:06,745 --> 00:11:08,065 The last "but." 147 00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:11,185 I love spending time with you. 148 00:11:12,385 --> 00:11:17,505 So, if you don't have a problem with it, can we chill together as friends? 149 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:25,145 As friends... we can chill. 150 00:11:55,945 --> 00:11:57,425 How is your research going? 151 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,465 I have changed my mind. 152 00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:04,265 -I want to work on a different app. -Did Malhotra say anything? 153 00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,465 He said it in front of the whole class, sir. 154 00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:10,865 But I understand why he wanted to make this app. 155 00:12:10,945 --> 00:12:13,585 Sir, he cannot run in his real life, 156 00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:16,105 but, probably, with the help of this app... 157 00:12:17,265 --> 00:12:19,745 -Sir, if you give permission-- -No, Karim. 158 00:12:21,265 --> 00:12:24,945 These things should not be guided by emotions. 159 00:12:28,705 --> 00:12:29,585 Okay. 160 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,545 I don't have a problem with that game. 161 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:38,265 The problem is there's nothing unique about that game. 162 00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:40,145 -You want to make a game? -Yes. 163 00:12:40,225 --> 00:12:41,065 Okay. 164 00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:44,425 You two will have to make a game... 165 00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:47,545 that people would like to play. 166 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:50,825 Not a game which people have already played. Right? 167 00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:52,545 -Right. -So... 168 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,265 Can I trust you with that, Karim? 169 00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:56,825 Yes, sir. Yes. 170 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,025 Just DTF. 171 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:02,065 -What... What? -Don't worry, sir. 172 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:03,665 We will do it fast. 173 00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:05,705 Today... 174 00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:08,025 in the evening, we will do DTF. 175 00:13:10,465 --> 00:13:12,185 Malhotra... DTF... 176 00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:16,305 -Do you know what DTF means? -Yes. 177 00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:19,945 Details to be figured. 178 00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:26,745 First of all, tell Malhotra what it means. 179 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,745 -Okay? -Okay. 180 00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:31,385 Hey. 181 00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:34,665 You wanna spark it? 182 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:37,425 Okay. 183 00:13:39,265 --> 00:13:42,905 Zeenat, this is a school. 184 00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:44,505 Not everything is allowed here. 185 00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:46,665 Go. 186 00:13:48,185 --> 00:13:49,865 "The Zombie Race" is approved. 187 00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:52,425 -Congrats, man! -What "congrats"? 188 00:13:52,505 --> 00:13:55,105 Sid wants me to add 800 features, utilities-- 189 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,265 -I know. -I wanted to make a simple game. 190 00:13:57,345 --> 00:14:00,065 Anmol, relax. I gotta be honest with you, Sid's got a point. 191 00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,625 As of this present moment... 192 00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:04,705 there's no difference between your game and Dimple's game. 193 00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:06,625 It's the same thing. 194 00:14:06,705 --> 00:14:07,905 "Dimple's game"? 195 00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:11,625 Her app has a game. It's an in-app game. 196 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:13,665 But if you take out that game... 197 00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:17,385 then it's shit, a waste, rotten, just like her life. 198 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:22,105 Rubbish. Please don't say that. It's such a nice idea. 199 00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:25,705 Right now, in the entire class, her idea is the best. 200 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,585 In my opinion, she has the top idea. 201 00:14:28,665 --> 00:14:30,145 -Hey! Shithead! -Idiot. 202 00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:31,985 Did we ask you? 203 00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:36,665 What exactly does "shithead" mean? 204 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:40,785 I think that's self-explanatory, Momo. Don't you think? 205 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:45,265 Listen, are you wearing this on a date? 206 00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,025 Is it a date or a prayer program? 207 00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:48,385 It's a non-date. 208 00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:50,825 Hey, what's a "non-date"? It is a date! 209 00:14:50,905 --> 00:14:52,705 What's the problem with this outfit? 210 00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:54,825 It's comfortable, see? 211 00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:58,465 I won't feel hot. Mosquitoes won't bite me. 212 00:14:58,545 --> 00:15:00,025 It's perfect. 213 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:02,905 Besides, you probably don't have anything else. 214 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,305 Please. Bye! 215 00:15:06,745 --> 00:15:08,785 Celina, what will we do with this girl? 216 00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:11,145 -What to do? -I don't know. 217 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,625 Do you have something else? 218 00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:22,225 Let's do this! Okay, I think we have a lot of options. 219 00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:23,545 Okay. 220 00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:33,625 Dimple. 221 00:15:34,665 --> 00:15:36,065 I look terrible. 222 00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:44,905 It looks like a tent! 223 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,825 You mean, Dimple looks like a fool. 224 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:55,105 -Nice stuff, dude. -Gorgeous! 225 00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:58,465 -Except-- -No, this stays. 226 00:15:58,545 --> 00:16:01,585 -Okay. -Okay? I'm leaving now. 227 00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:04,185 -There's still a lot of work. Sit down! -What? 228 00:16:04,265 --> 00:16:05,505 What else is left? 229 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:14,425 Beauty. A work of art indeed. 230 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:16,985 -One last thing. -No! 231 00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,145 I will not use kohl. 232 00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:20,025 -What's the problem with kohl? -No kohl. 233 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,025 It's just like a push-up bra for your eyes. 234 00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:25,425 You are my mother's dream daughter. 235 00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:28,705 My mother has two favorite things. Kohl and push-up bra. 236 00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:31,585 Listen, trust me, your mother doesn't want a daughter like me. 237 00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:32,945 Whatever, I'm going. 238 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,705 Hey, wait! Where are you going? Rishi will come to pick you up, right? 239 00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:39,665 Is there a rule book that says the boy will pick up the girl? 240 00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:40,585 I am ready. 241 00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:42,665 Why should I wait? I can just go and pick him up. 242 00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:45,465 Listen, use protection, kids. 243 00:16:46,145 --> 00:16:50,425 Listen, cut the crap, Celina. Bye. 244 00:16:50,505 --> 00:16:52,505 -Bye. Have fun. -Thank you, bye. 245 00:16:52,585 --> 00:16:53,465 Bye. 246 00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:59,905 Good job. Good job. 247 00:17:01,665 --> 00:17:04,865 Listen, there's still time before your Cinderella curfew, right? 248 00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:06,945 Yes, a little. Why? 249 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,105 Can I do something artistic with your hair? 250 00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:10,625 Yeah, sure! 251 00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:11,785 Okay then. 252 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,585 -I'll sit here? -Yes, come sit. 253 00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:16,745 Okay. 254 00:17:19,425 --> 00:17:20,785 Let's see. 255 00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,225 -Shall we curl your hair? -Okay. 256 00:17:29,905 --> 00:17:31,225 Just a minute. 257 00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:35,185 Greetings! 258 00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:38,105 Mr. Rishi is taking a bath. 259 00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:40,505 Okay, I'll wait outside. 260 00:17:40,585 --> 00:17:43,545 Please, come in. I'm going for an evening walk with Damini. 261 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:44,705 -Come in. -Who's there? 262 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:46,745 Make yourself comfortable. He'll be here soon. 263 00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:47,665 Okay, thanks. 264 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:50,505 -Who are you speaking to? -Bye. 265 00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:52,145 Yes, tell me. 266 00:17:52,225 --> 00:17:55,745 It was Dimple Bhabhi. Why are you always so suspicious? 267 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,025 Hi! 268 00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:42,025 What are you doing here? My non-date will be here soon. 269 00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:44,905 If she sees you in my room, what will she say? 270 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:51,345 People will gossip. It's their job to gossip. 271 00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:54,065 Wow! Bollywood reference. 272 00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:55,985 Sometimes, I stoop down to your level. 273 00:18:57,505 --> 00:18:58,865 Nice. Let's go? 274 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,465 Aren't you a little overdressed? 275 00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:24,785 Listen. 276 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,705 I don't know about your movie reviews, but I'm very impressed with this place. 277 00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:33,505 Listen, don't be too impressed, okay? I mean, let this be a non-date. 278 00:19:33,585 --> 00:19:36,585 If it gets converted into a date, things will get complicated. 279 00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:37,585 Very funny. 280 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:45,265 The scooter that Babu Sheikh parked in front of Dr. Mandot's clinic... 281 00:19:47,585 --> 00:19:49,425 the RDX in it was placed in my godown. 282 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,225 He died in front of Iqbal. 283 00:19:58,225 --> 00:19:59,745 That's why it is with me. 284 00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:03,905 This is the way they work. 285 00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:10,185 Listen... I didn't make this movie. If you're getting bored, we can leave. 286 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:14,145 We paid for the full movie. How can we leave? 287 00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:16,185 Yes, but the film is boring, isn't it? 288 00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:18,425 I'm sorry. 289 00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:23,185 It's okay. We have the entire night. Thank God I made plans for dinner. 290 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,265 Listen, you won't poison me because of this disaster, right? 291 00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,785 That's not a bad plan, actually. 292 00:20:29,865 --> 00:20:31,865 Dimple, at least give me a hint. 293 00:20:32,585 --> 00:20:35,305 -Okay! I will give you two hints. -Okay. 294 00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:36,505 The first hint is, 295 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:39,905 -this place is owned by a single lady. -Okay. 296 00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:41,265 And the second hint is, 297 00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:45,625 she has converted an old mansion into a hotel all by herself. 298 00:20:47,385 --> 00:20:49,185 Do you know her? 299 00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:52,265 Her last name is Shekhawat, too. Are you related to her? 300 00:20:52,345 --> 00:20:54,705 No, we're not related. It must be someone else. 301 00:20:54,785 --> 00:20:57,025 I thought maybe we could get a discount. 302 00:20:58,105 --> 00:21:01,025 It's not like I know every Shekhawat. 303 00:21:01,105 --> 00:21:04,305 Well, your last name is Ahuja. Do you know Sonam Kapoor's husband? 304 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,065 Hey, take a right from here. 305 00:21:07,145 --> 00:21:08,105 Sorry. 306 00:21:14,585 --> 00:21:17,105 -Let's go. -Dimple, Dimple! 307 00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:19,745 Listen. I read reviews of this place. They're very average. 308 00:21:19,825 --> 00:21:20,825 Let's go somewhere else. 309 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,905 Movie reviews are your department. 310 00:21:22,985 --> 00:21:25,305 Leave the food reviews to me, please. Let's go. 311 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,745 Oh, my God! 312 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:31,665 See? I told you to trust me. 313 00:21:32,945 --> 00:21:33,985 It's cool, no? 314 00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:36,705 -Isn't it? -Yeah. 315 00:21:45,665 --> 00:21:47,585 -Greetings! -Namaste. 316 00:21:48,385 --> 00:21:50,705 Greetings, sir! It has been a long time. 317 00:21:52,105 --> 00:21:53,585 Yeah! That's due to college... 318 00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:56,505 -Is my mother here? -No, she's gone out. 319 00:21:56,585 --> 00:21:57,825 Okay. 320 00:22:06,905 --> 00:22:08,225 Speak of the devil! 321 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:09,425 What's he saying? 322 00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:12,945 Ashish is going to attend our college. 323 00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:14,265 He's joining the course? 324 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,985 No chance. 325 00:22:17,065 --> 00:22:18,625 He is joining to play basketball. 326 00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:20,745 It's all a drama. 327 00:22:20,825 --> 00:22:22,625 He's only coming to check out girls. 328 00:22:25,225 --> 00:22:29,505 That means there's a lot of similarity between both the brothers. 329 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:31,305 What? 330 00:22:32,265 --> 00:22:33,105 No? 331 00:22:34,305 --> 00:22:35,945 -You too-- -One second... 332 00:22:36,025 --> 00:22:37,745 Before you complete that sentence. 333 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:42,665 He's coming to check out girls. In my mind, there was only one. 334 00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,185 -Can I take the call? -It's fine. 335 00:22:50,265 --> 00:22:51,705 -Just a minute. -No problem. 336 00:22:56,185 --> 00:22:58,425 Hey, Mom, he's just a friend. 337 00:22:58,505 --> 00:23:00,345 We get very bad food at the hostel, 338 00:23:00,425 --> 00:23:03,185 so we're having bread and curry at a small diner. 339 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,265 What? 340 00:23:05,865 --> 00:23:08,025 Mom, please stop your interrogation. 341 00:23:09,265 --> 00:23:11,785 Okay, I have to go now. I'll call you later. 342 00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:13,345 Yes, okay. Bye! 343 00:23:17,185 --> 00:23:18,945 -Hi! -Hi. 344 00:23:20,545 --> 00:23:21,385 Sorry... 345 00:23:22,225 --> 00:23:24,945 my mom thinks I'm on a date with someone. 346 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,345 But... 347 00:23:29,545 --> 00:23:33,905 I mean, this is not a date, right? 348 00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:37,065 For me, it's a date. 349 00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:39,385 I don't know about you. 350 00:23:52,385 --> 00:23:54,705 I have never kissed anyone. 351 00:23:56,785 --> 00:23:58,065 I'm sorry. 352 00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:10,785 You feel like you're in a scene from a movie, right? 353 00:24:13,065 --> 00:24:13,905 No. 354 00:24:15,585 --> 00:24:17,185 This is better than a movie. 355 00:24:18,945 --> 00:24:20,225 Because this is not fake. 356 00:25:47,865 --> 00:25:49,665 Shall we go inside for dessert? 357 00:25:56,065 --> 00:25:59,185 If you want, we can go. I'm done. 358 00:26:03,985 --> 00:26:06,425 I'll just be back with you guys in a minute. 359 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:09,985 Rishi, hey! 360 00:26:13,145 --> 00:26:17,825 You never come when I invite you. I'm so glad you could drag him here. 361 00:26:17,905 --> 00:26:20,025 -Hi, I'm Kalpana. -Hi! Dimple. 362 00:26:20,105 --> 00:26:21,425 Lovely to meet you. 363 00:26:21,505 --> 00:26:25,705 And I hope my son is looking after you well. 364 00:26:28,825 --> 00:26:30,465 Oh, you're... 365 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:33,745 I have no clue what's going on in his life. 366 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:35,825 From now on, I will check with you. Deal? 367 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:37,945 Deal. 368 00:26:38,585 --> 00:26:41,185 He and Ashish are all grown up now. 369 00:26:41,265 --> 00:26:43,665 They're not interested in their mother at all. 370 00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:48,065 And I know that sons do need their father. 371 00:26:48,665 --> 00:26:51,585 But don't worry. He is nothing like his dad. 372 00:26:51,665 --> 00:26:52,505 Yeah. 373 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,825 Dimple, can I say something? 374 00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:27,105 It's fine, Rishi. Thanks for dropping me off at home. 375 00:27:28,025 --> 00:27:29,305 It's quite late. 376 00:27:29,385 --> 00:27:30,345 Good night. 377 00:27:40,265 --> 00:27:41,105 Fuck! 378 00:27:43,545 --> 00:27:44,505 I'm sorry. 379 00:27:45,425 --> 00:27:47,385 Wait! One sec. 380 00:27:48,065 --> 00:27:49,065 Dimp. 381 00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:52,465 -Dimp! Dimp! -It's fine. I should've knocked first. 382 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,145 I should've locked the door. 383 00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:58,825 Listen, please finish your thing. I'll be out here, just call me. 384 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:01,825 After whatever just happened, there's nothing left to finish. 385 00:28:01,905 --> 00:28:04,145 About him, let me explain, we hooked up after the party-- 386 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:05,545 No, it's your life. It's fine. 387 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:06,505 I'm just... 388 00:28:07,105 --> 00:28:10,025 I'm... I'm just a little confused. 389 00:28:11,465 --> 00:28:14,265 I thought you and Namrata liked each other. 390 00:28:15,705 --> 00:28:16,545 Wait. 391 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,225 Do you think that I "like" Namrata? 392 00:28:23,065 --> 00:28:24,865 I don't think so, but... 393 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:26,345 So... 394 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,105 does she think... 395 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:32,025 Does she think that I like her? 396 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:36,025 -No! I mean, I don't know. -Somebody has told you something. 397 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:37,025 -No! -Right? 398 00:28:37,105 --> 00:28:40,825 Nobody has told me anything. I haven't talked to anyone. 399 00:28:40,905 --> 00:28:42,585 You are a terrible liar, Dimple. 400 00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:44,145 Tell me. 401 00:28:47,945 --> 00:28:48,785 Listen... 402 00:28:50,345 --> 00:28:51,705 Rishi told me. 403 00:28:51,785 --> 00:28:54,985 But you can't talk to Namrata about this, or with Rishi. 404 00:28:55,065 --> 00:28:56,225 You can't tell Namrata. 405 00:28:56,905 --> 00:28:58,545 She can't know that you know. 406 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,265 -Celina! -Yeah. 407 00:29:03,465 --> 00:29:06,305 -Please don't go and ask her anything. -No. 408 00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:07,825 Just don't tell her, please. 409 00:29:09,065 --> 00:29:10,105 Relax. 410 00:29:12,025 --> 00:29:13,945 Life is like a video game. 411 00:29:14,025 --> 00:29:15,665 Unpredictable. 412 00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:17,545 Anything can happen anytime. 413 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:21,425 That's why, like in a game, we must also play by the rules in life. 414 00:29:21,505 --> 00:29:23,785 If your life's in order, you will benefit. 415 00:29:24,825 --> 00:29:29,265 Rule number one. Don't trust anyone. 416 00:29:29,345 --> 00:29:32,225 Everyone here changes colors, just like chameleons. 417 00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:34,785 If you trust the wrong person blindly, 418 00:29:34,865 --> 00:29:38,665 you'll become a loner chicken and you won't even realize it. 419 00:29:45,905 --> 00:29:49,185 Rule number two. Never ever give up. 420 00:29:50,025 --> 00:29:51,825 This is a war zone. 421 00:29:51,905 --> 00:29:55,705 You will get hit, you will fall, but you should not give up. 422 00:29:55,785 --> 00:30:00,985 No matter how many times you have to try, you have to get up. 423 00:30:02,105 --> 00:30:03,585 You have to fight. 424 00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:06,945 Rule number three. 425 00:30:07,785 --> 00:30:10,225 Always be ready. Focus. 426 00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:13,425 If you stop paying attention, accidents will happen. 427 00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:16,825 Anybody can come from behind and fuck you. 428 00:30:16,905 --> 00:30:21,465 Before he fucks you, you have to turn the tables on him. 429 00:30:21,545 --> 00:30:24,545 You need to show the assholes their place. 430 00:30:34,105 --> 00:30:36,305 What were you doing in the girls' washroom for so long? 431 00:30:36,385 --> 00:30:38,625 Painting the walls with my semen. Is that a problem? 432 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:41,825 Did anyone ever teach you how to talk politely? 433 00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:45,265 Even when streaming League of Legends, you hurl abuses. 434 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,505 Is that all you know, Anmol? 435 00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:49,625 Excuse me? Are you talking about my gaming skills, by any chance? 436 00:30:49,705 --> 00:30:52,905 Please. That's not called gaming, okay? 437 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:56,465 I play League of Legends, too, but I've never verbally abused anyone. 438 00:30:57,385 --> 00:30:58,865 You know what? Fuck it! 439 00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:00,185 Hey, listen! 440 00:31:00,905 --> 00:31:04,385 You're still wet behind the ears and you want to tell me what a gamer is? 441 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:07,465 Stop your blabbering, or I will show you where you stand. 442 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:11,225 What will you do? 443 00:31:11,305 --> 00:31:14,505 I'll kick your goddamn ass in the League of Legends championship. 444 00:31:15,305 --> 00:31:17,785 -Are you challenging me? -Challenge? 445 00:31:17,865 --> 00:31:19,425 What if I defeat you? 446 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,345 Then I'll do as you say. 447 00:31:23,265 --> 00:31:25,905 First of all, you will delete your Twitch account, 448 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,265 and you will apologize to all your female followers. 449 00:31:29,905 --> 00:31:32,385 Buddy, quit gaming and take up comedy instead. 450 00:31:32,465 --> 00:31:34,025 -Yes or no, Anmol? -Done! 451 00:31:35,785 --> 00:31:37,105 But if I win... 452 00:31:38,425 --> 00:31:40,545 you will do the complete coding of my app. 453 00:31:41,345 --> 00:31:44,065 And you will drop your AntiSosh shit. Got it? 454 00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:47,065 Done. 455 00:31:52,025 --> 00:31:53,025 Hey, listen! 456 00:31:55,105 --> 00:31:58,905 Take care of your balls. 457 00:31:59,705 --> 00:32:04,345 'Cause they're gonna get kicked so hard, your entire family tree will be uprooted. 458 00:32:05,105 --> 00:32:06,145 Got it? 459 00:32:07,665 --> 00:32:09,065 Rule number four. 460 00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:12,385 A game is played to be won, not to get beaten. 461 00:32:12,465 --> 00:32:16,265 So, go and play until it's "game over" for the whole world. 462 00:35:19,105 --> 00:35:21,105 Subtitle translation by Achala Yasin