[door opens]
-You know, what Celina did was wrong. -True.
She should have told you upfront that she's normal.
She wasted so much of your time.
It would be so nice if there was a way to know these things.
Like maybe a place where it becomes clear
who is the same as your kind and who isn't.
Yeah, maybe separate washrooms for your kind?
[chuckling] Oh, yeah! Washroom reserved for LQBTQ etcetera.
Super idea.
[somber music playing]
You don't get stressed, huh?
And fuck Celina! Okay?
[Celina] What the fuck?
How am I at fault here, dude?
I am the victim here.
But I am the one who hiding.
She came on to me.
She's the one who fucked up our friendship.
She's behind this whole mess.
Boss, if you create a mess, you need to deal with the payback too.
[indistinct chattering]
[both grunt]
-I'm so sorry. -It's okay.
Tell me this. With it or without it? They are fake anyway.
[both chuckle]
Go with it, right? I'll look authoritative like this.
Thanks.
[Celina] Fuck. Now she knows I was in there.
My life has become a fucking game of hide and seek.
But I always get caught.
-So dear? -Caught again.
What's the day today?
Uh, I don't know. Color pop Saturday?
[scoffs] Only one month from today and your course will get over soon.
More than half of your fees is due. Pay it up soon.
Or this college is going to miss seeing a purple head.
40,000.
[Celina] Will someone ever let me win?
Everyone just doles out problems to me.
Who will ever give me a solution? My time will come.
And then there'll be payback for everyone.
I'll kick everyone's ass then zoom out of this torture cell.
Rishi, can we please talk?
[whispered chattering]
[cell phone ringing]
-Hello. -[Sanskriti] So, Shekhu.
-What are your thoughts on love? -What?
I need a sound bite for the wedding video.
So what do you think about the big L-O-V-E?
Love.
Never fall in love.
Fall into a bed of thorns instead.
I think that'll be less painful.
Hmm?
[speaks Tamil, chuckles]
[Celina speaking in English] One mess, multiple people stressed.
This is super fucked up.
Guess I'm stuck in this nightmare.
[theme music playing]
-Sir, we've come up with a new app idea. -Bandtribe.
-What? -Let me explain it to you.
So if you are a musician who's looking for other musicians
to jam with and hang out, then look no further.
Presenting…
[playing drums]
Bandtribe.
It's like your friendly neighborhood music agent,
without the ball busting fees.
And you'll even get help to create new music
with, you guessed it…
[playing drums]
[both] Bandtribe.
[rock music playing]
♪ Copyright issues, copyright issues Copyright issues, copyright issues ♪
♪ Copyright issues, copyright issues ♪
[Siddharth] Stop.
Ahuja, trust you to come up with something this complicated.
-[sighs] -[feedback whines]
You know you don't have the time to code something like this.
And this, no points for guessing, is rejected.
Tell me something.
If I'm able to find out who leaked AntiSosh,
can I just continue working on that?
-It's time to move on. -How can I just move on?
[somber music playing]
[Celina] Or maybe this is a chance to unfuck this.
What if I help them with Bandtribe?
They'll manage in one month. Adjust a little bit.
No, it's our problem and we'll manage it.
You guys suit yourself.
No chance of her topping now, Bub.
The plan worked.
Nobody can mess with us, cuz.
-Ow! -What?
[tense music playing]
[whispers] Mad or what?
What?
[imperceptible]
-[scoffing] Useless NRI. -[Siddharth] Guys.
I want you to meet a lame ex-student of mine.
[chuckles] He means he thinks I'm the most awesome student he's had.
[scoffs] Oh! She has a little start-up, too.
NRLF. A year old. A million dollars turnover.
Tech Tomorrow's list,
Tech Companies to Watch Out For billed us number one.
And, of course, number one in show-off as well.
[chuckles] I've learned from the best.
[chuckles] Good to see you.
Guys, meet Ayesha Duggirala.
She will supervise the beta-testing of your apps,
on the basis of which the fate of the internship will be decided
as to who will get it.
-Over to you. -[chuckles]
-I actually have real work to do. -Okay.
-Tired of this Bandtribe shit! -What?
Okay. Guys, first of all, I have to ask this.
Who are the overachievers?
Whose app has Techie Charge already investing in it?
[chuckles softly]
Oh! Hey, we meet again.
-Hi. -Too cool, guys.
Get the MVPs made soon before the tech fest.
Good chance to gauge potential.
Tech fest?
Yeah. In ten days, we're going to Ajmer to attend BLTZKRG.
The super convention of us geeks.
My team has a workshop lined up there. [giggles]
-It'll be fun. -[Anmol] Why are you chirping?
The course is almost over. You don't have one app idea.
How do you handle such rejection all the time?
Don't worry about my rejection. You remember your trashing?
-Listen, that's called beginner's luck. -Oh, please.
The thrashing's gonna happen now, when I get that internship.
Okay. Anyway, uh, coming back to your app.
Geeky Nerdy Love?
Wow. It's same sex-friendly as well.
-Nicely done, must say. -Thank you.
Make sure it's not same sex-exclusive, please.
[sighs]
[chuckles] Nostalgia.
Still no dearth of homophobes on this campus.
Oh!
-What's your name again? -Anmol.
[Celina] Rhymes with asshole.
I like this Ayesha chick. Sensational vibes. Good fun, she is.
[chuckles]
[mischievous music playing]
[digital beeping]
-Hi. Hello. -Hello.
I'm covering this institute's unsung heroes
through Insta posts that I want to do, and you, what do I say?
You… you fight the IT war, you, uh, defeat all the viruses.
You… so much. You do so much every day. And I'm so thankful.
I'm gonna need some pictures,
but the thing is, the light here is a bit, uh… bit weird.
So if we could go outside for some thirst traps, I would love that.
Th-- Thirst trap?
Don't worry about it. Come on, let's go. It's gonna be fun. Come on.
It'll only take five minutes, I promise.
-Okay. -Yeah.
-Yes. -After you.
[man snoring]
This is called man-in-the-middle attack.
Now we've gained access to every insecure computer.
-"How to impress hot girls on a budget?" -Stop seeing search history.
Look for my code. I need a very serious partner for this.
Thank you for your time. I really appreciate it.
-Mom said your schedule's tight. -Anything for Kalpana Ji.
Rishi, no one should find out about this, okay?
Because, you know, my job is on--
-Don't worry about it. I got it. -Cool.
Nice choice. [chuckles]
Hey, no one uses Greta Thunberg or Malala's pic as wallpapers.
Should I change it?
You know what? Just set Nandini Nahata as the wallpaper.
So they know exactly who it is. Let me tell everyone you're the hacker.
Hey!
-Focus, Dimple. -Fine.
[clicks tongue]
Why are all of Krish's devices protected by anti-spy shields?
This is the envelope it was sent in, the pen drive.
No name was mentioned.
The money demanded was pretty less. Just 50 grand.
So the company took care of that secretly.
Um, are you Simran Malhotra, the most perfect girlfriend?
Um, I guess.
Uh, this is for you.
-Thanks -[delivery guy] Thank you.
Oh, my God, Bub!
[gasps]
Aw! Thank you!
-[Krish] Uh, it's your size, right? -Yes.
Of course.
-Okay. -Thank you!
[Zeenat] What is this?
MYOB.
Uh… Oh!
Mind your own bus…iness.
Interesting.
So you're saying that you got angry only twice last week.
Yes, sir.
There is an exercise you can try.
It could stop it completely.
Let's do it, sir.
Great. So close your eyes.
I want you to imagine that exact moment when you had beaten up your classmate.
[gasps]
[Dr. Suri] But don't imagine yourself in the scene.
Replace yourself with the image of such a person that you respect a lot.
[opera music playing]
-[grunts] -[gasps]
Now imagine how that person would have reacted in this situation.
Sir, um… Zeenat,
she's held Momo's face lovingly between her hands.
And now all of Momo's teeth
are out of his mouth because he's smiling, right? Of course.
Wow, sir.
What an exercise.
It finally made me feel realize that the only person your anger hurts…
is you.
Uh, it's brilliant.
Zeenat also beat up Momo, right?
Anmol, it is from, uh, mindmaster.com that you're quoting this.
And the article was good. I am the author.
Oh, but you're not the first person who tried this trick.
But my request is, Anmol, that please don't…
just don't try to fool me.
Okay? Because that will neither benefit you nor me.
Now, this theory that you've learned today,
we'll do the practical for that also.
I guarantee you.
All I'm asking of you is 45 minutes of honesty.
-Honesty? -Please?
Okay, sir.
Then you take my honesty.
What I imagined when I saw Zeenat, Momo was being chased by her.
She flew. She finally caught him.
If you can make me capable of doing those things,
I will never, ever need any of your theories again.
I guarantee you.
But can you do that?
[somber music playing]
[keypad clacking]
[gentle guitar music playing]
[Celina] There should be a universal law
that lovers are allowed to break up, but friendship, that has to be for life.
Because when friendship ends,
the heartbreak that's caused is next level, dude.
[cell phone ringing]
-[both] Happy birthday! -Shh!
One minute, hang on.
[Simple] ♪ Birdies chirp happily ♪
[Dimple] Just a minute!
-[Dheeraj] ♪ Chip-chip ♪ -♪ Parrots clap happily, clap-clap ♪
[Dheeraj] ♪ Mm-mm! ♪
[both] ♪ We are at peace with them and you ♪
♪ Together we are wishing you! ♪
[both blow out candle]
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
[chuckles] Thank you.
But you did not have to be up so late.
My birthday lasts for 24 hours.
We both wanted to be the first people to wish you today, huh?
Listen, we want you to give your friends a treat at a hotel.
No, Papa. No need for that. They're throwing a party at night.
Really? You've made very good friends there.
[somber music playing]
I've got to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Go to sleep.
-[Simple] No-- -Thank you. Good night. Bye-bye.
[cell phone chimes]
[chuckles]
You are Watson. I'm Holmes!
Happy birthday, Dimple.
[Krish] Seriously?
-Hey, guys. -[Krish] Loser. [chuckles]
Uh, so we need handwritten notes for our app from everyone.
-Will you write something, please? -That's weird.
Actually, it's a new feature,
so we will use the couple's handwriting to test their compatibility.
[Krish] Hmm?
-Anmol? -Hmm.
Uh, Rishi, did you take Harsh and Dimple's sample as well?
[suspicious music playing]
Oh, Miss Ahuja. So frisky.
Yuck. Shut up!
-Hey, Robin. -Hi.
Relax.
We still have to check a lot of students' laptops. We'll be fine.
Fucking kidding me.
Rishi.
Rishi. Just give me a chance to talk, please.
Say. What do you have to say?
Rishi, I wasn't here to check your laptop.
Why would you ever leak my app? I shouldn't have blamed you. I'm sorry.
Do you think it's your investigation I'm upset about?
Hey, look--
[scoffs]
So, what does love mean to you?
[clears throat] Love is strange.
[chuckles] Uh… love is the most complicated thing in the world.
It's also the messiest.
[exclaims in Tamil]
[in English] Fail.
[sighs] This is your mom's wedding video, not an Imtiaz Ali film trailer, Rishi.
God. Okay.
Oh, man.
[clicks tongue]
Who hurt you, man?
I understand the pain you're going through, Shekhu.
No, really.
Meet one more member of the Just Got Dumped Club.
-I'm sorry. -That's okay.
Even you'll get over it. We'll go for one more?
[Ayesha] Hey, do you ever talk to Nandini?
-[cell phone chimes] -No.
-Are you not in touch at all? -Not. At. All.
She has offered me a chance to collaborate with her. What do I do?
If things like peace of mind, personal space, a light mood…
[Ayesha chuckles]
…don't really mean much to you, then, by all means, go for it.
So, it's a big day today.
-How did you know-- -I've landed my first gig in Jaipur.
Hey, that's amazing.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
Come along with me. It'll cheer you up.
-Nah. Not in the mood today. -Come on. Don't make me go alone.
I have no friends here. I'm all by myself.
Dimple-No-Damsel, you have to save this dude in distress.
-Fine, okay. -[chuckles] Thank you.
[indistinct conversation]
Hey, have you checked Namrata's laptop yet?
No, yaar. And there's no need to check her laptop.
She'll never do something like this.
In fact, I have to apologize to her, but I'm just so nervous.
[Celina] A great person once said, "Friendship has to be for life."
[chuckles] I guess I should patch up things with Namrata.
I'll just go up to her and say,
"Yo, you fucked up, so I said some stuff in anger,
but enough is enough, and you also get over it."
One tight slap she's going to give me.
Okay, fine. I agree. I did overreact. I shouldn't have said all that. Now what?
Should I say sorry?
Fuck. If I say anything, she'll burst into tears.
I can't make her cry again.
I can't see you cry, Namrata.
-[man] Excuse me. -I--
Here is your takeaway.
-[Siddharth] Hey, I wasn't done. -[Ayesha] Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Want to taste my samosa?
Shit. That sounded wrong, huh?
[both chuckle]
I'm in a hurry. You-- Rishi must be waiting for me.
-He drops me every day, so. -Cool.
Got it.
Bye.
You know, even I can drop you sometime.
I'm kind of a kickass rider.
Don't believe me, do you? Just try me sometime.
[chuckles] Bye.
[Celina] I have officially changed my opinion.
I fucking don't like this Ayesha chick.
[digital beeping]
["Love is Love" playing]
♪ I'm free to love, I'm free in love I'm free because of love ♪
♪ No beneath, nothing is above ♪
♪ Love is love, love is love ♪
[Celina] Uh-uh-uh! That did not just happen.
No, that did not happen.
Get a grip, Celina.
Time for some payback.
[dramatic music playing]
She wanted reserved washrooms, right?
[mean girl] Hello. Hello!
[Celina] Super idea, bitch.
[mean girl] What's going on? Open the door!
Please let me out!
I have a booking…
I'll miss it. Let me out!
[Celina] The biggest problem is hide and seek can be addictive.
Because, like, the heart is going boom-boom-max.
[cell phone chimes]
The game has a lot of excitement
and a lot of fear.
-Hey, all okay? -Hmm.
Jitters are good. Harsh, you have to make me proud.
Shit, sorry.
You perform better under pressure or the opposite?
-[chuckles] -I'm just…
[Dimple] Uh…
What's up?
Rishi's mom owns this hotel.
Oh!
Shit. Okay. Uh…
Do you want to leave?
But your gig?
I'll get another one.
No. You don't get such opportunities often.
Are you sure?
I'll be okay.
Anyway, it's his mom's hotel. It's not like he's gonna be here.
-Jalebi for you. -Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
[indistinct conversation]
Sanskriti.
Uh, what is that?
-Jalebi. -Oh, my God.
Mm!
I didn't know there were such benefits of staying at your mom's hotel.
Tasting the grand wedding menu.
[camera clicks]
Are you gonna take all my photos without my consent?
It's such a cute photo. You have to see it.
[man] Excuse me, sir.
Sorry, one sec.
Hmm?
You booked a table for dinner for two, tonight at the hotel.
I came to remind you about it.
One second.
[clears throat]
-Cancel it now. -Okay, sir.
-Come on. Stop clicking pictures. -Would you like to try?
["Musafir X Wanderer (Mismatched Version)" playing]
[indistinct chattering]
Sorry I took so long.
Oh, this is beautiful.
[indistinct chattering]
[Sanskriti] What's up? You okay?
Yeah.
Was this the girl with you?
And with her is the guy she moved on with?
[clicks tongue] Hey, don't be such a saddo before them.
Be indifferent instead, like you don't even care.
I have an idea. Let's pretend we both are together.
[Rishi] There's no need.
-I already have a fake girlfriend. -[chuckles]
Should I call you babe in front of them?
I said no. Thanks.
[sighs]
[singing in Hindi]
-[song ends] -[people clapping]
[in English] Next up, we have a very talented DJ
all the way from California.
Mr. Harsh Agarwal.
-Best of luck. -Thank you.
[techno version of Rajasthani folk song playing]
Rishi.
Thank you.
Um, such a beautiful place. Thanks for getting me here.
[Harsh] This next track
is for the only person who makes me feel at home in Jaipur.
My friend Dimple.
I'm so glad you like this place, babe.
[Dimple laughs]
[Harsh] Has anyone ever told you you laugh like my alcoholic uncle?
[Dimple laughing]
[mouthing]
Tell me something.
Why don't you quit that course you're doing?
I mean, it's just a summer course.
This can't be good for you.
I have to finish the work on my app with Namrata.
Investors might pay well,
and that'll help Namrata get her independence.
I can't leave.
[music playing]
Do you ever think about yourself?
[muffled conversation]
[Celina] I'm not, I'm not--
♪ Happy, happy birthday to you ♪
♪ May you live a thousand years ♪
♪ May you never ever lose those dimples ♪
-Celina! You did all this? -It's all me.
-[squeals] -Thank you!
-Oh, I love it. -Enough of thank yous. Open this.
I get a gift?
Pinni! Where did you get this?
Ahem!
Fuck off. You made this?
Made a call to Simple Aunty.
Got your favorite dessert recipe.
Took permission from Kaku, basically trashed his kitchen royally,
and presenting the hot-hot… Pinnis.
-Oh. -Oh, this is so delish.
Oh, I'm so talented.
-I love it. Thank you. -Aw, I love you.
Mm. Have pinni. It's Dimple's birthday.
-Happy birthday. -Hey, thank you.
Now tell me, what were you saying?
Oh, yeah. Those App&About people are so stubborn.
Forget what happened, yaar.
You focus on your new app.
Hey!
You can help me on this.
Bro, we haven't been able to hack Krish's laptop, but you can hack it.
It's perfect.
Hmm. Yeah.
Why didn't I think of this before?
You're turning into the best Bub ever.
You called. What's up?
Yeah. There you go.
Your share. Compensation for Dimple's app.
-25K, courtesy App&About. -[Simran] Thanks for your service, C.
Fifty-fifty partnership. You deserve it. You did all the heavy lifting.
I was made to do it. I was left with no choice.
You did it for the money. So own up.
By the way, more alert you'll have to be. Dimple has her eyes on you.
[mock gasp] I'm scared.
["Dil Ki Baat" playing]
[Celina] They say if you create a mess in this lifetime,
you'll get the payback for it in this very lifetime.
But the issue is, you can never stop at one mess.
To hide the first one, you'll get mixed up in many more.
So I need to play the same game now.
I have to hide.
And this time, I cannot get caught.
♪ Can't go far, far away ♪
♪ All I need is right here ♪
♪ You can't pull me down ♪
♪ What I need is right here ♪
[woman singing in Hindi]
[in English] ♪ Can't go far, far away ♪
♪ All I need is right here ♪
♪ You can't pull me down ♪
♪ What I need is right here ♪
[singing in Hindi]
[in English] ♪ Can't go far, far away ♪
♪ All I need is right here ♪
♪ You can't pull me down ♪
♪ What I need is right here ♪
[singing in Hindi]
[song ends]