1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,541 [Anmol] Welcome to Aravali Institute nursery class. 2 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:10,708 Our teacher, Dr. Suri, is a clown. 3 00:00:10,791 --> 00:00:13,083 He thinks that punching this wet lump of shit 4 00:00:13,166 --> 00:00:14,916 will solve all my problems. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:15,875 Very good, Anmol. 6 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:19,375 You can vent all of your anger on this clay, 7 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:22,916 but I need an answer to a very simple question. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,541 What are you angry about? 9 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,416 [Anmol] Where has that idiot Sid got me? 10 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,625 Take a guess, sir, why don't you? You're the one with a degree. 11 00:00:31,666 --> 00:00:33,375 You've got three PhDs, after all. 12 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:36,875 And a creepy painting complementing them all. 13 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:40,250 But the theme is apt. 14 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,166 Horror film. 15 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,625 That painting is a gift from a patient. 16 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:46,375 He was a serial killer. 17 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:53,791 [chuckles] 18 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:57,500 My sense of humor is odd. Mrs. Suri also never gets my jokes. 19 00:00:57,583 --> 00:01:00,291 [Anmol] Mm. I'll become a serial killer of psychologists. 20 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,666 Ahuja, any new app ideas? 21 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:07,250 [Simran] Take it easy, sir. What can she do? 22 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,750 She has to handle all the boy drama in her life as well. 23 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:12,208 Listen, just shut up. There's no boy drama here. 24 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:14,708 I have one partner who's stable and I can depend on him. 25 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:19,166 Oh, yes, the same partner who's more into Mia than you? 26 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,000 M.I.A., you remember? 27 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:22,458 -No. -No? Oh. 28 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,500 [moaning] Mia… 29 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:26,750 -Mia-- -[Siddharth] Katyal! 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,541 I hope this partner keeps her secret somehow. Otherwise… 31 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:36,083 Correct. You should always hide your secrets from your partner anyway. 32 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,000 Enough. Can we study now? 33 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,875 Or should I set up a boxing ring for all of you? 34 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:44,291 What's the reason for this aggression? 35 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,583 [scoffs] You guys are supposed to be nerds. 36 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:52,125 I'm angry about the fact that my hands are covered with shit 37 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,416 and the fact that you're running this place. 38 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,833 I'm angry about that, too. 39 00:01:57,666 --> 00:02:00,666 Your OG comfort therapy, "Everything will be fine," 40 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:04,083 it's absolute crap. You're fooling the whole world at once. 41 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,958 Nobody changes. 42 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:08,625 I will be what I already am. 43 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:09,666 Get it? 44 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:13,583 And why should I change? Why can't other people change? 45 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:17,250 Why can't they understand that… Understand Anmol, huh? 46 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:18,250 Give them therapy. 47 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:20,833 Give that Sid therapy. Give Momo-- 48 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:23,500 First of all, just get yourself into therapy. 49 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,958 You're absolutely right. 50 00:02:27,791 --> 00:02:29,625 By the way, I go for therapy too. 51 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:33,416 Honestly, I believe everyone can do with a little counseling. 52 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:37,583 However, for now, we are focusing on you. 53 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:41,625 [Anmol] If your face was made of clay, I'd be punching it all day. 54 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,708 Why should I share my thoughts with him? 55 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:45,166 Does he want to date me? 56 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,166 For the dirt. 57 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,041 Don't want this fuck-all relationship. 58 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:54,500 Listen, say whatever you have to to my face. 59 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:55,500 Don't run away. 60 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:58,916 And what's with this attitude? Acting like you've done no wrong. 61 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,791 I did? Did I create problems between you and your best friend? 62 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,416 Am I doing any cybercrime? Am I the one who kissed a random dude? 63 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:13,250 The World's Biggest Hypocrite Award is for you, Rishi. 64 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:16,083 Didn't you find another girlfriend at the speed of light already? 65 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:20,125 -When are you making her your future wife? -I'll send you the invite. Do attend. 66 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:22,500 Make sure you have the shrikhand. 67 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,708 I can't believe I ever had feelings for you! 68 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:37,708 [theme music playing] 69 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:50,791 Listen, douchebags. We are going to test each other's apps. 70 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,541 [Siddharth] Split up into your teams. 71 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,666 Duggi will come around and test your apps one by one here. 72 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,916 Meanwhile, you will also test each other's apps 73 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,375 and find faults in them. 74 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:05,000 Please make sure that everyone tests every teams' app thoroughly, okay? 75 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,833 Try to keep it civil. 76 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:11,083 Ideal, constructive criticism is needed. Okay? 77 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:13,583 [Momo] Two plates Momo, got it? 78 00:04:13,666 --> 00:04:16,875 Start working on your app. See? It's not working. 79 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,208 Bro, what are you doing here? Do one thing. 80 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:22,750 Take your app and get it tested by Dimple. She is anyway sitting idle. 81 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:25,333 Take a look. This isn't right, is it? 82 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,750 Get your laptop here. I'll check the raw files and code. 83 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:30,958 Now go. Quickly. 84 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:32,541 I'm so grateful. 85 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,291 [indistinct chatter] 86 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:42,833 [Harsh] Hey, bro. 87 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,083 Come here for a sec. 88 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:46,250 [indistinct conversation] 89 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:50,833 [laptop beeps] 90 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,583 -[automated voice] Not compatible. -[heart giggles] 91 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,875 [negative beeping] 92 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,375 Hey, what bullshit app have you idiots made? 93 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:16,416 Huh? 94 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,333 That is not gonna sell for shit. 95 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,791 God knows how you guys got investors. 96 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:24,375 Not sure if our app that needs testing or your relationship. 97 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,958 Watch it, Shekhawat. Zip it. 98 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,208 Babe, let's go. 99 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,250 Momo, come here and help. 100 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:36,791 We are next in line. 101 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:39,833 Yeah, okay. 102 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,708 -You know my rate, right? -Obviously. 103 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:43,625 [Momo] Hmm. 104 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,166 What have you done? It's wrong. 105 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:06,250 Now, that's an impressive wank bank. 106 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:11,541 Whoa, whoa, easy. It's not a laptop, but a national treasure. 107 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,833 [beeping] 108 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:19,541 Choose. 109 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:24,583 Choices are very limited, right? 110 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:27,291 There should be more options, like "both" or "other"? 111 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,125 Give that feedback to the creators. 112 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,916 You seem quite pally with the creator, so you give it. 113 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,416 [people shouting] 114 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,500 [indistinct shouting] 115 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,291 [trilling] 116 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,000 [panting] 117 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:04,166 [bubbles popping] 118 00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:06,666 [negative beeping] 119 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,625 What the hell? 120 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,208 What happened? 121 00:07:09,291 --> 00:07:10,708 There are a few problems. 122 00:07:10,791 --> 00:07:12,375 Some gameplay defects. 123 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,791 [Anmol] Why don't you save your brains for your own app? 124 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:17,291 You don't have one, so you're shitting over others' apps? 125 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:18,750 Yeah, I don't have an app. 126 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,291 That's only because some cowardly loser leaked it. 127 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,666 Must have been insecure that a girl is making an app. 128 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,000 Wait. What, what, what? 129 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:27,958 What're you trying to say? That I leaked your rubbish app? 130 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:30,875 I may be in a wheelchair, but I'm not that desperate. 131 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:33,708 -What's your problem? -Fuck, you're so noisy. Let's go. 132 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:36,333 -Shut up, Cheap Tiësto. -Thanks. I love Tiësto. 133 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,916 Move along, Mount Rushmore. 134 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,291 -Bloody poor man's Dev Patel. -Hey, did you check the phones? 135 00:07:44,916 --> 00:07:46,291 Any new app ideas? 136 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,291 Coder's block. 137 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,833 I might have an idea, sort of. 138 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,583 So it's like a Yelp review. 139 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:58,375 But for those people who you've dated before. 140 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:03,041 So that other people can read the review and decide whether you're date-worthy. 141 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,791 For example, um… 142 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,000 this one dude, 143 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:10,000 he had a sexy American accent and was a fantastic kisser, 144 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:12,291 but always chose the wrong moment for a kiss. 145 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,375 -Hmm. -Four out of five stars. Highly recommend. 146 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,375 Yes? No? 147 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,416 Too soon? 148 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:29,125 -[automated voice] Perfect match. -[heart giggles] 149 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:36,875 Hello, future wife. 150 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:43,083 Whoa. This is pretty kick-ass. Are you planning to take it further? 151 00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:46,000 Uh, no. This is, uh, just a hobby. 152 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,083 Time-pass. 153 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:48,291 Anyway, what's up? 154 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:50,166 Yeah, I need another bite of yours. 155 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,750 The last one was eh. 156 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:52,958 Oh… [clicks tongue] 157 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:56,708 I'm just asking for a video bite, not a love bite. Babe. 158 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,791 [playful music playing] 159 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:02,125 Fine. I'll do it another day, but I still need your dad's bite. 160 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,875 Trust me, that's a terrible idea. 161 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:07,166 Trust me, Shekhu. This video needs some sensational vibes. 162 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,000 Okay. 163 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:14,583 Oh. 164 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:19,000 [whispers] Sensational vibes. 165 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,041 So, Kalpana. 166 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,708 I have a complaint. 167 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,708 You didn't take my advice. 168 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:33,416 Remember I told you, act like a free bird, be like me. 169 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,000 But you like the confines of a cage. 170 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:40,250 Anyway, you have a brand new cage. 171 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,166 My heartiest congratulations to you. 172 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,500 Um, any message for the groom-to-be? 173 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:47,833 Sure. Why not? 174 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:50,000 -Sanjay, buddy. -[Rishi] Dad. 175 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:51,000 Randeep. 176 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,500 [Janmajay] Randeep, buddy. 177 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,416 I have nothing to offer you but my condolences. 178 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,625 [chuckling] 179 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:58,750 Just kidding. 180 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,375 Congratulations, man, and good luck. 181 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:02,541 You're gonna need it. 182 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:03,875 [Sanskriti chuckles] 183 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,666 -You kids want a drink? -I'm okay. Thank you. 184 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,125 We really have a lot to do. 185 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,041 What a bore, man. 186 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,625 You know, sweetheart, I have two products. 187 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:16,500 In this particular product, the fun switch, it's missing. 188 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,125 You must meet my latest model. Ashish. 189 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,541 -Okay. [chuckles] -He has my fun genes. 190 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,750 Okay. Shall we? 191 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:25,500 -[Sanskriti] Yes, we can go. -Thanks, Dad. 192 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:29,041 -Bye, sir. Thank you. -See you later. 193 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:39,083 This was the best video shoot of my life. 194 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:40,458 Semma entertainment. 195 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:42,000 Full sitcom. 196 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,583 The only thing missing was a laugh track. 197 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,375 Well, I'm glad you found it funny. 198 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,458 Because I've watched 18 seasons of this sitcom. 199 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:51,583 [chuckles] 200 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,291 The jokes are a bit flat now. 201 00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:00,708 You were saying I should pursue animation, right? I can't. 202 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,666 Because all the best courses of animation are outside of Jaipur. 203 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,625 If I leave Ashish alone with Dad for too long, 204 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:13,666 Dad will turn him into his carbon copy. 205 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:15,708 Can't let that happen. 206 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:17,833 I have to protect him. 207 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,750 [Sanskriti] You know what, Shekhu? 208 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:24,666 If your mom and dad weren't the way they are, 209 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,708 then you wouldn't be like this. 210 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,000 [sighs] 211 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,166 "Like this" means? 212 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,625 Old school? Boring? Mopey? 213 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,000 No. 214 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:39,166 Caring, sensitive, sweet. 215 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,291 You… 216 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,833 You're quite nice, Shekhu. 217 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:47,291 [chuckles] 218 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,333 I think we should go now. 219 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,291 Can I give you some advice? 220 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,458 Don't be a babysitter. 221 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,375 Let Ashish make his own mistakes. 222 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,541 You should follow your passion, animation. 223 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,083 If you don't do that, 224 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,083 then you'll end up hating your dad even more. 225 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,541 Or maybe even your brother. 226 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,250 [breathes deeply] 227 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,166 -Done. -It's done? 228 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,166 Yeah. 229 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:29,541 Thank you so much for this, Bub. 230 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,458 Mm-hmm. 231 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,750 Okay, then, um… 232 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,958 I'm just gonna take a walk. 233 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:42,791 You two can… play your games. 234 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,625 -See ya. -Bye. 235 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,208 -Uh, Krish? -Hmm? 236 00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:58,125 Come here. 237 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,750 Uh… okay. 238 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:13,000 [Anmol] A perfect relationship doesn't happen overnight, dude. 239 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,333 But once it's set, all doubts vanish. 240 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:20,666 Whether we're doing anything wrong, whether we're good enough for the person. 241 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,500 Now that's a perfect relationship. 242 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:25,083 That's it? 243 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,125 You know, you're wrong. 244 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,125 I'm not always angry. 245 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:33,791 Today, for instance, I'm in a great mood. 246 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,500 There's no issue in my life. 247 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,625 I was hanging out with Simran and Krish. 248 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,125 It was great. Fun day. 249 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:43,750 Have I told you, 250 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,875 these turbans that you wear every day, 251 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,041 the colors, they're just beautiful. Pops. 252 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:50,375 Thank you. 253 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:54,666 I'll convey your compliment to Mrs. Suri when I reach home. She picks them for me. 254 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,041 Tell me something, uh… 255 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,625 How do you feel when you see Krish and Simran together? 256 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:03,125 Dude, you're trying to analyze me from a different angle now. 257 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,875 How will I feel? They're the perfect couple. 258 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,291 No. You're telling me what you think about them 259 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,958 or what you feel for them. 260 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,250 I'm asking, what do you feel for yourself? 261 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:16,291 I mean, love, relationship, do you miss any of that? 262 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:19,750 Newsflash. 263 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,708 A wheelchair-bound guy is not exactly swipe-right material. 264 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:30,000 When I was normal, I was… I was cool. It was good. 265 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:34,208 But now it is… what it is. 266 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,416 Ever feel jealous of Krish? 267 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,458 Why would I ever feel jealous of Krish? 268 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,625 Well, since he's normal and you are not. 269 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:43,541 Your words. 270 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:47,166 Okay, tell me this. Is Krish your best friend? 271 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:48,958 Yes. 272 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,666 So have you ever shared with him 273 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,916 that you feel you're not normal like others? 274 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,458 I don't really need to share and care with people. 275 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:57,750 I can take care of myself. 276 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,458 -Are you getting angry? -No. 277 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,291 You're making me angry. 278 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,041 Even I got angry today. 279 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,875 On my way here, I had an engine failure. 280 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:11,208 So I thought, "Let's try fixing this by myself." 281 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,208 I tried everything. Nothing worked. 282 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,583 And then I realized that I'm a psychologist, 283 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,583 not a mechanic. 284 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,375 So this problem wasn't for me to solve on my own anyway. 285 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,958 I could have asked for help. 286 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,000 I could make a call. That's what I did. 287 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:28,583 So this is your homework for today. You need to learn to trust someone. 288 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,333 -Ask that person for their help. -That's it? 289 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,833 You can shove your homework up your ass. Guys don't, like, discuss this shit, man. 290 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,791 I was in such a good mood. He just fucked it up in a snap. 291 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:41,916 I heard that. 292 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,666 -You can see it all. -[laughter] 293 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,750 C. Oh, my God, babe. Did you see this? 294 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,750 [moaning on phone] 295 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:53,166 [Momo] Last night I received it on my phone. Check what I received. 296 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:56,416 -Who did this? -I don't know. Offensive AF, right? 297 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,958 You know what, C? You should complain about this. 298 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,541 Uh, after all, the delivery cap and the uniform are missing. 299 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,500 By the way, it's gone viral. 300 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,750 [Momo] Check your phone. Sent you something. 301 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,291 [laughs] 302 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,208 Look, look, look, that position. Super? 303 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,625 Listen. 304 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,416 [moaning on phone] 305 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,750 Do you know who did this? 306 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,875 -You've never seen it before? -I told you, no. 307 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,000 What are you saying? That I made this cheap sketch? 308 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,250 That's not what I'm saying. 309 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,916 Because one public humiliation wasn't enough for me? 310 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,625 Bro, you're misunderstanding. I'm trying to look out for you. 311 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:39,083 Look out for me? I can look out for myself. 312 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,833 Thank you very much, bro. 313 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,500 Nam. Nam. 314 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,458 -What? -Please. 315 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,291 Can't we talk normally for once, please? 316 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,958 Normal? Nothing can ever be normal again, okay, Celina? 317 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:55,416 Because you put an end to my normal life forever that one day. 318 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,833 [cell phone ringing] 319 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,916 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Come here. 320 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,958 Listen, I get it. 321 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,583 Trust me. 322 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:19,166 I know why you feel the need to lie. 'Cause you want to fit in. 323 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,125 But you know what? 324 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,041 You'll remain what you actually are. 325 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:26,833 It won't change. 326 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,666 The world has to change. 327 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,166 The world has to learn to adjust, not you. 328 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,916 And did you think I didn't know you were lying earlier? 329 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:38,791 Come on, man. 330 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,583 My gaydar is my superpower. 331 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:41,916 [both chuckle] 332 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,000 And if you're stressed about that sketch, 333 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,708 make another sketch to cancel that one out. 334 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:54,416 You have the perfect muse right here. That do for free. 335 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,250 [chuckles] 336 00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,083 Draw me like one of your French girls, Namrata. 337 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,625 [giggles] Really? 338 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,458 Go on. No? 339 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,375 Frame is not good? 340 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,125 No, no. It's, um, okay. 341 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,125 See? 342 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,708 My hair. Back or front? 343 00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:17,666 If you could just turn a little? Perfect. 344 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,708 [chuckles] 345 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,041 You can't do it. 346 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,333 Wanna see? 347 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:42,500 You don't like it? 348 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,916 "Like" is too small a word for this. 349 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,291 Unlike my bum, bro. 350 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,500 [both giggle] 351 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,833 Wow. 352 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,708 Booty lies in the eyes of the beholder, right? 353 00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:56,250 That's true. 354 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,458 That's you, right? 355 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,458 [Siddharth] Seventeen years back. 356 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:09,666 You don't cook for yourself at home? 357 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,416 I don't have time. 358 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,125 Neither for cooking food, nor for this interview, okay? 359 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,291 Last one. 360 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:21,833 If I cook something special for you, then I hope you don't mind having it. 361 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:26,166 I mean, um, I may not know much about apps and stuff, 362 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,000 but, um, when it comes to cooking, I'm Bill Gates there. 363 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,083 [Siddharth chuckles] 364 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,916 What about mutton biriyani? Will you make it? 365 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,583 Yeah. I can make it today only. And teach you how to make it. 366 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,041 And do the healthy, low-calorie version. 367 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,500 [chuckles softly] 368 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,416 [indistinct chatter] 369 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,375 [Dimple] Hi. 370 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,041 -Hi. -May I sit here? 371 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,041 Yeah, of course. 372 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,750 -So, I gave your app a try and-- -Oh. 373 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,708 Actually, Namrata, I wanted to say sorry to you. 374 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,416 I know no amount of apologies will be enough, but… 375 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,583 -But I mean-- -Dimple. 376 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,375 I was never angry with you. Really. 377 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,208 Rishi shouldn't have said anything to you, you know? 378 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,583 That was between us. 379 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,208 I trusted him, and he just… 380 00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:30,958 Anyway. 381 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,000 -You really tried the app? -I really tried the app. 382 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:35,750 And… 383 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,875 So, first of all, there are date-related bugs that need fixing. 384 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:40,791 Okay. 385 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,875 The user's age should be 18 for sure. 386 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,625 -Or it's gonna be a bit-- -May I? 387 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,041 [Rishi scoffs] 388 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,375 Unfriendly UI? 389 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,583 Dimple, your feedback isn't applicable. 390 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:59,875 Our app's name is Geeky-Nerdy Love, and you don't know anything about it. 391 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:04,208 You know what, Rishi, your app is exactly like you. 392 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:07,583 It looks very sweet and simple, but it's very complicated. 393 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,083 At least we have an app ready, Dimple. 394 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,166 And investors are interested in it. 395 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,375 The only thing that looks complicated to me right now is your future. 396 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,833 Maybe you should work on your app 397 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:21,375 instead of finding faults in our app, yeah? 398 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,833 Maybe that'll get you somewhere. 399 00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:27,500 Dimple? 400 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,791 Rishi, what is wrong with you, huh? 401 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,041 -What? -Go to her. 402 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:34,791 Now. 403 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:47,166 [Anmol] When you start trusting someone, you give them a lot of power over you. 404 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:52,958 And with great power comes the great ability to fuck you over. 405 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:07,291 We got this. It's okay. It's okay. 406 00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:09,125 It's okay, just… 407 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,333 [Dimple breathing heavily] 408 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,250 Ju-- 409 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,000 Just breathe. 410 00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:17,250 -You got this. -[sniffles] 411 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:18,958 You-- 412 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,625 Deep… Deep breaths. 413 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:27,375 [breathing deeply] 414 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:31,208 [singing "Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaye"] 415 00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:45,291 No. 416 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:50,041 Harsh, stop. Please stop murdering my favorite song in the whole world. 417 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,625 -But it worked. -[chuckles] 418 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,500 You're smil-- You're laughing. Oh, my God! Wow. 419 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,708 I'm just gonna stay here for a while, if that's okay. 420 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,666 [mouthing] 421 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:30,666 I… 422 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,583 Why are you so weird? 423 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,375 Just years of trauma. 424 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,625 [chuckles] 425 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,791 -Hi, Karim. -Hi. 426 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,958 Uh, Zeenat. 427 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,000 You, um… You can take the meat out. It's in the freezer. 428 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,583 Yes! 429 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:16,500 Oops! Sorry. 430 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,750 [Siddharth] Okay. How to put it in? 431 00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:31,625 No. 432 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,875 -I'll do all that. -No, I'll do it. 433 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,791 [imperceptible] 434 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:01,541 If I have to hear the story of his and Damini's break up one more time, 435 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,375 I swear I'll bomb. 436 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,625 Uh, blow out my brain. 437 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,166 -Mm. -[chuckles] 438 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:15,958 By the way, I've never laughed at anyone's sorrow like this. 439 00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:17,541 [clicks tongue] 440 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,500 Bad, Karim. Bad. 441 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:22,958 College life has completely spoiled you. 442 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:25,791 I mean, not all bad. 443 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:31,583 Being among these young people has filled me with a new kind of energy. 444 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:33,958 Don't know about energy. 445 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:35,958 Headaches, definitely. 446 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,625 Now, don't get me wrong, I love teaching. 447 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,416 But these big kids and their drama. [sighs] 448 00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:49,041 -I want to bomb. -[laughs] 449 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,833 Need to take a break, man. 450 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:58,583 So tell me, what do you do in your break? 451 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:00,583 This time? 452 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:02,625 Tibet. 453 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:07,166 Bike ride. I'm going to surrender to the hills away from all of them. 454 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,750 Can't wait for this batch to get over. 455 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:19,708 This is really nice. I can't believe I made this myself! 456 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:22,250 [chuckles] 457 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,375 Fuck's sakes. 458 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,291 [sighs] 459 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,291 [cell phone chimes] 460 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,375 [Anmol] This sharing and caring stuff isn't easy, man. 461 00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:07,083 I don't wanna look like an ass. What if the other person has no reaction? 462 00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,166 What if you're, like, snubbed? 463 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,166 [cell phone beeps] 464 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,375 I mean, it's… It's not fucking worth it. 465 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,708 [Dimple] We're connected, yet so disconnected. 466 00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:18,166 Every user gets hundreds of phone notifications. 467 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:21,791 Memes that are not funny, news that is not important, 468 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,875 and in all this, we tend to forget those who are important to us. 469 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:27,583 So this app will help you keep track of your loved ones. 470 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,458 To stay in touch with them all. 471 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,458 Sweet Pop-ups will send you an alert, "Have you forgotten them today?" 472 00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:33,958 -[retching] -"Send a text, maybe." 473 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:38,958 -Shut up! -Remember, simple, easy-to-code, sweet. 474 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,666 [Siddharth] More notifications from loved ones. 475 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,583 [exhales] 476 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:47,708 Approved. 477 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,875 -Really? -You want me to change my mind? 478 00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:53,958 No! Thank you. Thank you. 479 00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,916 -Oh, enthu cutlet, sit down. -Thank you, sir. 480 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,541 Reminder for everybody here. 481 00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:02,000 In four days we leave for Ajmer for the tech fest. Excited? 482 00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:03,208 [students] Yes. 483 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,666 [Harsh clears throat] 484 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,750 [Dimple] Listen, I can't believe our app got approved. 485 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,041 Hmm. Has a nice ring to it. 486 00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,083 "Our app." 487 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,541 You pulled that one out of nowhere, nerd. 488 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,833 Hey, you need this app the most here. 489 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:22,750 Really? 490 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,625 So when you go back to the US, 491 00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:30,333 you'll get busy again, with your music, with your friends, with your girlfriends. 492 00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,916 So for this friend, you'll have to set a reminder on the app. 493 00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:36,333 [Krish] Shit. I forgot my charger, man. 494 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,666 Uh, Bub, I'll come with you. 495 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:40,208 Classic. 496 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:44,583 [whispers] Cel! Go and delay Krish anyhow. I'll check his laptop. 497 00:29:45,916 --> 00:29:48,250 Yeah. What a brain. 498 00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:49,875 I'm on it. 499 00:29:56,916 --> 00:29:59,000 [Anmol] I don't know if you can trust yourself, 500 00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:01,125 but you can always trust your friends, right? 501 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,208 Krish! Krish! Krish. 502 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,875 I don't care! Let the bitch try her luck, bro. 503 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:13,791 -Dude, she shouldn't figure it out. -Celina, hear me out. 504 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:16,791 [Anmol] It's okay, man. Krish is my brother. 505 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:20,666 I mean, he'll make a joke or two, but he'll never fuck me over. 506 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:21,875 I trust him that much. 507 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,583 Do you think your partner's a dumb-ass or what? Hmm? 508 00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:28,250 I'll steal her code and leave a footprint on the system? Think about it. 509 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,208 Now don't stress. 510 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:33,083 [mouthing] Shit. 511 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:55,625 [Anmol] But that's the thing, right? The person we trust the most… 512 00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,375 is the person that hurts us the most. 513 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,250 You're wrong about one thing. 514 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:07,166 -What? -I won't need an app to remember you. 515 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:10,791 You won't be that easy to forget. 516 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:25,916 [cell phone chimes] 517 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:34,750 What's up? 518 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,708 Rishi sent a message. 519 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,000 He's asking if I'm okay. 520 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:49,583 Hey, cutie. 521 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:53,000 Hi! Hello, puppy! 522 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:55,041 He's so cute! 523 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,541 So since you're not asking me out on a second date, may I ask you? 524 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,083 Second date? 525 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:12,291 When was the first? 526 00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:14,708 When you got me drunk and took advantage of me. 527 00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:16,291 [laughing] What? Excuse me? 528 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,458 The free life advice you took from me? 529 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:19,750 [both chuckle] 530 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:23,250 So what do you say? Dinner and drinks next weekend? 531 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,708 We could even do a desert safari. 532 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:29,125 Busy over the weekend. Sorry. 533 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,666 I'm actually, uh, going to some tech fest in Ajmer. 534 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:35,791 Are you going to BritScreen? 535 00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:37,791 Yeah. 536 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:41,458 Dude, their ideaForge drone stall is insane. 537 00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,500 Like, can I… Can I come along? 538 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,458 Yeah. I… I mean, we'll have to take permission, 539 00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:49,166 but it shouldn't be a problem. 540 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:53,208 Thank you, thank you, thank you! It'll be amazing, Shekhu! I can't wait. 541 00:32:58,541 --> 00:32:59,875 [Dr. Suri] Shall we start? 542 00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:05,291 Dr. Suri, I know I'm a complete asshole. 543 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,500 But there's one thing I'm not. A thief. 544 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:14,416 'Cause I always play fair and I take people down fairly. 545 00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:20,625 What did you think? I can't make a better app than her, huh? 546 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,875 I can't even ask anyone for help anymore. 547 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:25,708 Whenever I go and ask for help, all I get is pity. 548 00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:27,541 I don't want your fucking pity. 549 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,458 -Bro, it's not about pity. -Get this straight! 550 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,208 And that's why I just don't want anything from anyone. 551 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:34,750 Not even from you. 552 00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,250 I'll come for every session, 553 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:39,083 sit for 45 minutes, look at your face and I'll just go. 554 00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,333 Twenty more days. 555 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:43,458 After that, don't ever show me your face. 556 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:50,583 And as far as honesty goes, here's some. 557 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:55,000 Mrs. Suri dresses you up like a clown every day. 558 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:57,708 Listen to my advice, 559 00:33:57,791 --> 00:34:00,750 and please stop cracking your shitty jokes in front of her. 560 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:10,208 You know, the thing with people is, you can't expect anything from them, 561 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:12,750 no matter how close they are to you. 562 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:15,875 Because once you lose faith, 563 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:18,583 it'll never come back. 564 00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:23,666 So fuck that and move the fuck on.