[Anmol] Welcome to Aravali Institute nursery class.
Our teacher, Dr. Suri, is a clown.
He thinks that punching this wet lump of shit
will solve all my problems.
Very good, Anmol.
You can vent all of your anger on this clay,
but I need an answer to a very simple question.
What are you angry about?
[Anmol] Where has that idiot Sid got me?
Take a guess, sir, why don't you? You're the one with a degree.
You've got three PhDs, after all.
And a creepy painting complementing them all.
But the theme is apt.
Horror film.
That painting is a gift from a patient.
He was a serial killer.
[chuckles]
My sense of humor is odd. Mrs. Suri also never gets my jokes.
[Anmol] Mm. I'll become a serial killer of psychologists.
Ahuja, any new app ideas?
[Simran] Take it easy, sir. What can she do?
She has to handle all the boy drama in her life as well.
Listen, just shut up. There's no boy drama here.
I have one partner who's stable and I can depend on him.
Oh, yes, the same partner who's more into Mia than you?
M.I.A., you remember?
-No. -No? Oh.
[moaning] Mia…
-Mia-- -[Siddharth] Katyal!
I hope this partner keeps her secret somehow. Otherwise…
Correct. You should always hide your secrets from your partner anyway.
Enough. Can we study now?
Or should I set up a boxing ring for all of you?
What's the reason for this aggression?
[scoffs] You guys are supposed to be nerds.
I'm angry about the fact that my hands are covered with shit
and the fact that you're running this place.
I'm angry about that, too.
Your OG comfort therapy, "Everything will be fine,"
it's absolute crap. You're fooling the whole world at once.
Nobody changes.
I will be what I already am.
Get it?
And why should I change? Why can't other people change?
Why can't they understand that… Understand Anmol, huh?
Give them therapy.
Give that Sid therapy. Give Momo--
First of all, just get yourself into therapy.
You're absolutely right.
By the way, I go for therapy too.
Honestly, I believe everyone can do with a little counseling.
However, for now, we are focusing on you.
[Anmol] If your face was made of clay, I'd be punching it all day.
Why should I share my thoughts with him?
Does he want to date me?
For the dirt.
Don't want this fuck-all relationship.
Listen, say whatever you have to to my face.
Don't run away.
And what's with this attitude? Acting like you've done no wrong.
I did? Did I create problems between you and your best friend?
Am I doing any cybercrime? Am I the one who kissed a random dude?
The World's Biggest Hypocrite Award is for you, Rishi.
Didn't you find another girlfriend at the speed of light already?
-When are you making her your future wife? -I'll send you the invite. Do attend.
Make sure you have the shrikhand.
I can't believe I ever had feelings for you!
[theme music playing]
Listen, douchebags. We are going to test each other's apps.
[Siddharth] Split up into your teams.
Duggi will come around and test your apps one by one here.
Meanwhile, you will also test each other's apps
and find faults in them.
Please make sure that everyone tests every teams' app thoroughly, okay?
Try to keep it civil.
Ideal, constructive criticism is needed. Okay?
[Momo] Two plates Momo, got it?
Start working on your app. See? It's not working.
Bro, what are you doing here? Do one thing.
Take your app and get it tested by Dimple. She is anyway sitting idle.
Take a look. This isn't right, is it?
Get your laptop here. I'll check the raw files and code.
Now go. Quickly.
I'm so grateful.
[indistinct chatter]
[Harsh] Hey, bro.
Come here for a sec.
[indistinct conversation]
[laptop beeps]
-[automated voice] Not compatible. -[heart giggles]
[negative beeping]
Hey, what bullshit app have you idiots made?
Huh?
That is not gonna sell for shit.
God knows how you guys got investors.
Not sure if our app that needs testing or your relationship.
Watch it, Shekhawat. Zip it.
Babe, let's go.
Momo, come here and help.
We are next in line.
Yeah, okay.
-You know my rate, right? -Obviously.
[Momo] Hmm.
What have you done? It's wrong.
Now, that's an impressive wank bank.
Whoa, whoa, easy. It's not a laptop, but a national treasure.
[beeping]
Choose.
Choices are very limited, right?
There should be more options, like "both" or "other"?
Give that feedback to the creators.
You seem quite pally with the creator, so you give it.
[people shouting]
[indistinct shouting]
[trilling]
[panting]
[bubbles popping]
[negative beeping]
What the hell?
What happened?
There are a few problems.
Some gameplay defects.
[Anmol] Why don't you save your brains for your own app?
You don't have one, so you're shitting over others' apps?
Yeah, I don't have an app.
That's only because some cowardly loser leaked it.
Must have been insecure that a girl is making an app.
Wait. What, what, what?
What're you trying to say? That I leaked your rubbish app?
I may be in a wheelchair, but I'm not that desperate.
-What's your problem? -Fuck, you're so noisy. Let's go.
-Shut up, Cheap Tiësto. -Thanks. I love Tiësto.
Move along, Mount Rushmore.
-Bloody poor man's Dev Patel. -Hey, did you check the phones?
Any new app ideas?
Coder's block.
I might have an idea, sort of.
So it's like a Yelp review.
But for those people who you've dated before.
So that other people can read the review and decide whether you're date-worthy.
For example, um…
this one dude,
he had a sexy American accent and was a fantastic kisser,
but always chose the wrong moment for a kiss.
-Hmm. -Four out of five stars. Highly recommend.
Yes? No?
Too soon?
-[automated voice] Perfect match. -[heart giggles]
Hello, future wife.
Whoa. This is pretty kick-ass. Are you planning to take it further?
Uh, no. This is, uh, just a hobby.
Time-pass.
Anyway, what's up?
Yeah, I need another bite of yours.
The last one was eh.
Oh… [clicks tongue]
I'm just asking for a video bite, not a love bite. Babe.
[playful music playing]
Fine. I'll do it another day, but I still need your dad's bite.
Trust me, that's a terrible idea.
Trust me, Shekhu. This video needs some sensational vibes.
Okay.
Oh.
[whispers] Sensational vibes.
So, Kalpana.
I have a complaint.
You didn't take my advice.
Remember I told you, act like a free bird, be like me.
But you like the confines of a cage.
Anyway, you have a brand new cage.
My heartiest congratulations to you.
Um, any message for the groom-to-be?
Sure. Why not?
-Sanjay, buddy. -[Rishi] Dad.
Randeep.
[Janmajay] Randeep, buddy.
I have nothing to offer you but my condolences.
[chuckling]
Just kidding.
Congratulations, man, and good luck.
You're gonna need it.
[Sanskriti chuckles]
-You kids want a drink? -I'm okay. Thank you.
We really have a lot to do.
What a bore, man.
You know, sweetheart, I have two products.
In this particular product, the fun switch, it's missing.
You must meet my latest model. Ashish.
-Okay. [chuckles] -He has my fun genes.
Okay. Shall we?
-[Sanskriti] Yes, we can go. -Thanks, Dad.
-Bye, sir. Thank you. -See you later.
This was the best video shoot of my life.
Semma entertainment.
Full sitcom.
The only thing missing was a laugh track.
Well, I'm glad you found it funny.
Because I've watched 18 seasons of this sitcom.
[chuckles]
The jokes are a bit flat now.
You were saying I should pursue animation, right? I can't.
Because all the best courses of animation are outside of Jaipur.
If I leave Ashish alone with Dad for too long,
Dad will turn him into his carbon copy.
Can't let that happen.
I have to protect him.
[Sanskriti] You know what, Shekhu?
If your mom and dad weren't the way they are,
then you wouldn't be like this.
[sighs]
"Like this" means?
Old school? Boring? Mopey?
No.
Caring, sensitive, sweet.
You…
You're quite nice, Shekhu.
[chuckles]
I think we should go now.
Can I give you some advice?
Don't be a babysitter.
Let Ashish make his own mistakes.
You should follow your passion, animation.
If you don't do that,
then you'll end up hating your dad even more.
Or maybe even your brother.
[breathes deeply]
-Done. -It's done?
Yeah.
Thank you so much for this, Bub.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, then, um…
I'm just gonna take a walk.
You two can… play your games.
-See ya. -Bye.
-Uh, Krish? -Hmm?
Come here.
Uh… okay.
[Anmol] A perfect relationship doesn't happen overnight, dude.
But once it's set, all doubts vanish.
Whether we're doing anything wrong, whether we're good enough for the person.
Now that's a perfect relationship.
That's it?
You know, you're wrong.
I'm not always angry.
Today, for instance, I'm in a great mood.
There's no issue in my life.
I was hanging out with Simran and Krish.
It was great. Fun day.
Have I told you,
these turbans that you wear every day,
the colors, they're just beautiful. Pops.
Thank you.
I'll convey your compliment to Mrs. Suri when I reach home. She picks them for me.
Tell me something, uh…
How do you feel when you see Krish and Simran together?
Dude, you're trying to analyze me from a different angle now.
How will I feel? They're the perfect couple.
No. You're telling me what you think about them
or what you feel for them.
I'm asking, what do you feel for yourself?
I mean, love, relationship, do you miss any of that?
Newsflash.
A wheelchair-bound guy is not exactly swipe-right material.
When I was normal, I was… I was cool. It was good.
But now it is… what it is.
Ever feel jealous of Krish?
Why would I ever feel jealous of Krish?
Well, since he's normal and you are not.
Your words.
Okay, tell me this. Is Krish your best friend?
Yes.
So have you ever shared with him
that you feel you're not normal like others?
I don't really need to share and care with people.
I can take care of myself.
-Are you getting angry? -No.
You're making me angry.
Even I got angry today.
On my way here, I had an engine failure.
So I thought, "Let's try fixing this by myself."
I tried everything. Nothing worked.
And then I realized that I'm a psychologist,
not a mechanic.
So this problem wasn't for me to solve on my own anyway.
I could have asked for help.
I could make a call. That's what I did.
So this is your homework for today. You need to learn to trust someone.
-Ask that person for their help. -That's it?
You can shove your homework up your ass. Guys don't, like, discuss this shit, man.
I was in such a good mood. He just fucked it up in a snap.
I heard that.
-You can see it all. -[laughter]
C. Oh, my God, babe. Did you see this?
[moaning on phone]
[Momo] Last night I received it on my phone. Check what I received.
-Who did this? -I don't know. Offensive AF, right?
You know what, C? You should complain about this.
Uh, after all, the delivery cap and the uniform are missing.
By the way, it's gone viral.
[Momo] Check your phone. Sent you something.
[laughs]
Look, look, look, that position. Super?
Listen.
[moaning on phone]
Do you know who did this?
-You've never seen it before? -I told you, no.
What are you saying? That I made this cheap sketch?
That's not what I'm saying.
Because one public humiliation wasn't enough for me?
Bro, you're misunderstanding. I'm trying to look out for you.
Look out for me? I can look out for myself.
Thank you very much, bro.
Nam. Nam.
-What? -Please.
Can't we talk normally for once, please?
Normal? Nothing can ever be normal again, okay, Celina?
Because you put an end to my normal life forever that one day.
[cell phone ringing]
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Come here.
Listen, I get it.
Trust me.
I know why you feel the need to lie. 'Cause you want to fit in.
But you know what?
You'll remain what you actually are.
It won't change.
The world has to change.
The world has to learn to adjust, not you.
And did you think I didn't know you were lying earlier?
Come on, man.
My gaydar is my superpower.
[both chuckle]
And if you're stressed about that sketch,
make another sketch to cancel that one out.
You have the perfect muse right here. That do for free.
[chuckles]
Draw me like one of your French girls, Namrata.
[giggles] Really?
Go on. No?
Frame is not good?
No, no. It's, um, okay.
See?
My hair. Back or front?
If you could just turn a little? Perfect.
[chuckles]
You can't do it.
Wanna see?
You don't like it?
"Like" is too small a word for this.
Unlike my bum, bro.
[both giggle]
Wow.
Booty lies in the eyes of the beholder, right?
That's true.
That's you, right?
[Siddharth] Seventeen years back.
You don't cook for yourself at home?
I don't have time.
Neither for cooking food, nor for this interview, okay?
Last one.
If I cook something special for you, then I hope you don't mind having it.
I mean, um, I may not know much about apps and stuff,
but, um, when it comes to cooking, I'm Bill Gates there.
[Siddharth chuckles]
What about mutton biriyani? Will you make it?
Yeah. I can make it today only. And teach you how to make it.
And do the healthy, low-calorie version.
[chuckles softly]
[indistinct chatter]
[Dimple] Hi.
-Hi. -May I sit here?
Yeah, of course.
-So, I gave your app a try and-- -Oh.
Actually, Namrata, I wanted to say sorry to you.
I know no amount of apologies will be enough, but…
-But I mean-- -Dimple.
I was never angry with you. Really.
Rishi shouldn't have said anything to you, you know?
That was between us.
I trusted him, and he just…
Anyway.
-You really tried the app? -I really tried the app.
And…
So, first of all, there are date-related bugs that need fixing.
Okay.
The user's age should be 18 for sure.
-Or it's gonna be a bit-- -May I?
[Rishi scoffs]
Unfriendly UI?
Dimple, your feedback isn't applicable.
Our app's name is Geeky-Nerdy Love, and you don't know anything about it.
You know what, Rishi, your app is exactly like you.
It looks very sweet and simple, but it's very complicated.
At least we have an app ready, Dimple.
And investors are interested in it.
The only thing that looks complicated to me right now is your future.
Maybe you should work on your app
instead of finding faults in our app, yeah?
Maybe that'll get you somewhere.
Dimple?
Rishi, what is wrong with you, huh?
-What? -Go to her.
Now.
[Anmol] When you start trusting someone, you give them a lot of power over you.
And with great power comes the great ability to fuck you over.
We got this. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay, just…
[Dimple breathing heavily]
Ju--
Just breathe.
-You got this. -[sniffles]
You--
Deep… Deep breaths.
[breathing deeply]
[singing "Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaye"]
No.
Harsh, stop. Please stop murdering my favorite song in the whole world.
-But it worked. -[chuckles]
You're smil-- You're laughing. Oh, my God! Wow.
I'm just gonna stay here for a while, if that's okay.
[mouthing]
I…
Why are you so weird?
Just years of trauma.
[chuckles]
-Hi, Karim. -Hi.
Uh, Zeenat.
You, um… You can take the meat out. It's in the freezer.
Yes!
Oops! Sorry.
[Siddharth] Okay. How to put it in?
No.
-I'll do all that. -No, I'll do it.
[imperceptible]
If I have to hear the story of his and Damini's break up one more time,
I swear I'll bomb.
Uh, blow out my brain.
-Mm. -[chuckles]
By the way, I've never laughed at anyone's sorrow like this.
[clicks tongue]
Bad, Karim. Bad.
College life has completely spoiled you.
I mean, not all bad.
Being among these young people has filled me with a new kind of energy.
Don't know about energy.
Headaches, definitely.
Now, don't get me wrong, I love teaching.
But these big kids and their drama. [sighs]
-I want to bomb. -[laughs]
Need to take a break, man.
So tell me, what do you do in your break?
This time?
Tibet.
Bike ride. I'm going to surrender to the hills away from all of them.
Can't wait for this batch to get over.
This is really nice. I can't believe I made this myself!
[chuckles]
Fuck's sakes.
[sighs]
[cell phone chimes]
[Anmol] This sharing and caring stuff isn't easy, man.
I don't wanna look like an ass. What if the other person has no reaction?
What if you're, like, snubbed?
[cell phone beeps]
I mean, it's… It's not fucking worth it.
[Dimple] We're connected, yet so disconnected.
Every user gets hundreds of phone notifications.
Memes that are not funny, news that is not important,
and in all this, we tend to forget those who are important to us.
So this app will help you keep track of your loved ones.
To stay in touch with them all.
Sweet Pop-ups will send you an alert, "Have you forgotten them today?"
-[retching] -"Send a text, maybe."
-Shut up! -Remember, simple, easy-to-code, sweet.
[Siddharth] More notifications from loved ones.
[exhales]
Approved.
-Really? -You want me to change my mind?
No! Thank you. Thank you.
-Oh, enthu cutlet, sit down. -Thank you, sir.
Reminder for everybody here.
In four days we leave for Ajmer for the tech fest. Excited?
[students] Yes.
[Harsh clears throat]
[Dimple] Listen, I can't believe our app got approved.
Hmm. Has a nice ring to it.
"Our app."
You pulled that one out of nowhere, nerd.
Hey, you need this app the most here.
Really?
So when you go back to the US,
you'll get busy again, with your music, with your friends, with your girlfriends.
So for this friend, you'll have to set a reminder on the app.
[Krish] Shit. I forgot my charger, man.
Uh, Bub, I'll come with you.
Classic.
[whispers] Cel! Go and delay Krish anyhow. I'll check his laptop.
Yeah. What a brain.
I'm on it.
[Anmol] I don't know if you can trust yourself,
but you can always trust your friends, right?
Krish! Krish! Krish.
I don't care! Let the bitch try her luck, bro.
-Dude, she shouldn't figure it out. -Celina, hear me out.
[Anmol] It's okay, man. Krish is my brother.
I mean, he'll make a joke or two, but he'll never fuck me over.
I trust him that much.
Do you think your partner's a dumb-ass or what? Hmm?
I'll steal her code and leave a footprint on the system? Think about it.
Now don't stress.
[mouthing] Shit.
[Anmol] But that's the thing, right? The person we trust the most…
is the person that hurts us the most.
You're wrong about one thing.
-What? -I won't need an app to remember you.
You won't be that easy to forget.
[cell phone chimes]
What's up?
Rishi sent a message.
He's asking if I'm okay.
Hey, cutie.
Hi! Hello, puppy!
He's so cute!
So since you're not asking me out on a second date, may I ask you?
Second date?
When was the first?
When you got me drunk and took advantage of me.
[laughing] What? Excuse me?
The free life advice you took from me?
[both chuckle]
So what do you say? Dinner and drinks next weekend?
We could even do a desert safari.
Busy over the weekend. Sorry.
I'm actually, uh, going to some tech fest in Ajmer.
Are you going to BritScreen?
Yeah.
Dude, their ideaForge drone stall is insane.
Like, can I… Can I come along?
Yeah. I… I mean, we'll have to take permission,
but it shouldn't be a problem.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! It'll be amazing, Shekhu! I can't wait.
[Dr. Suri] Shall we start?
Dr. Suri, I know I'm a complete asshole.
But there's one thing I'm not. A thief.
'Cause I always play fair and I take people down fairly.
What did you think? I can't make a better app than her, huh?
I can't even ask anyone for help anymore.
Whenever I go and ask for help, all I get is pity.
I don't want your fucking pity.
-Bro, it's not about pity. -Get this straight!
And that's why I just don't want anything from anyone.
Not even from you.
I'll come for every session,
sit for 45 minutes, look at your face and I'll just go.
Twenty more days.
After that, don't ever show me your face.
And as far as honesty goes, here's some.
Mrs. Suri dresses you up like a clown every day.
Listen to my advice,
and please stop cracking your shitty jokes in front of her.
You know, the thing with people is, you can't expect anything from them,
no matter how close they are to you.
Because once you lose faith,
it'll never come back.
So fuck that and move the fuck on.