1 00:00:43,945 --> 00:00:44,945 Order one! 2 00:00:47,745 --> 00:00:49,785 Maciuś, break's over. 3 00:00:52,545 --> 00:00:54,505 -Rookie, dishes! -Yes, chef. 4 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:56,905 Hurry up or all of this will get burnt. 5 00:01:02,865 --> 00:01:03,705 Oliwia. 6 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,705 Oliwia, phone call for you. 7 00:01:05,785 --> 00:01:06,625 For me? 8 00:01:07,425 --> 00:01:08,585 I'll call them back. 9 00:01:08,665 --> 00:01:11,065 Oliwka, he says it's a matter of life and death. 10 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:13,265 Come on. Take it. The duck won't fly away. 11 00:01:20,425 --> 00:01:22,745 Hello? Oliwia Madej speaking. 12 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:25,305 Tell the waitress to hurry up. 13 00:01:26,985 --> 00:01:27,985 What do you mean? 14 00:01:29,945 --> 00:01:31,065 Damn. 15 00:01:33,025 --> 00:01:35,625 -What do you want me to say? -It's just two days. 16 00:01:35,705 --> 00:01:38,425 -Please understand. It's my grandma. -I know. 17 00:01:39,105 --> 00:01:41,785 But you're still leaving me during our peak season, 18 00:01:41,865 --> 00:01:44,745 while we're opening a new location, finalizing the menu. 19 00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:45,705 Robuś. 20 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:49,825 You know I don't have a choice. I have to go. It's her funeral. 21 00:01:49,905 --> 00:01:52,785 I can't make it without you. Who else is there? 22 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:09,065 Just come back in two days. I won't look for someone else. 23 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:14,345 I'll be back. 24 00:02:17,945 --> 00:02:20,745 Hi, I'm Oliwka. But you know that already. 25 00:02:21,305 --> 00:02:23,905 Mom chose this name for me to spite Grandma. 26 00:02:23,985 --> 00:02:27,185 Grandma would have preferred something more traditional: Alinka. 27 00:02:35,785 --> 00:02:39,545 They were always fighting. Eventually, they stopped talking to each other. 28 00:02:40,225 --> 00:02:41,225 I'm sorry! 29 00:02:41,305 --> 00:02:44,465 Crazy Grandma Halinka and crazy Mommy. 30 00:02:44,545 --> 00:02:47,545 So I carry on that family tradition. 31 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:50,025 Mom went to the other side of the world again 32 00:02:50,105 --> 00:02:51,585 and turned off her phone. 33 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:53,745 Thanks for your support, Mommy. 34 00:02:55,865 --> 00:02:58,025 Bodźki, Podlasie. 35 00:02:58,665 --> 00:03:00,665 How I used to love coming here. 36 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:04,945 One time, me and some local kids got drunk on fermented cherries. 37 00:03:05,025 --> 00:03:06,825 Grandma wanted to strangle me. 38 00:03:07,385 --> 00:03:09,825 I got my cooking talent from her. 39 00:03:09,905 --> 00:03:12,465 Mom says that's also where I got my hot temper from. 40 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:15,905 Life is short. You never know when your time will come. 41 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,065 Jesus Christ. 42 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,665 I've killed a man. 43 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:27,705 Ambulance! 44 00:03:33,825 --> 00:03:34,745 -Hello? -Hello? 45 00:03:34,825 --> 00:03:36,545 Emergency service. How can I help? 46 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,065 -Hello… -Hello? 47 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,145 Can you hear me? 48 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,465 Why, you! 49 00:03:43,545 --> 00:03:46,785 Do you know how long it took me to get here from Wrocław? 50 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:00,985 You almost killed me! 51 00:04:01,065 --> 00:04:01,945 I killed you? 52 00:04:02,025 --> 00:04:04,745 That sign should stand before the bridge. 53 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:06,865 Don't you know the phrase "I'm sorry"? 54 00:04:06,945 --> 00:04:08,545 "I'm sorry"? 55 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:13,065 You should be the one who's sorry. You jumped right in front of my car! 56 00:04:17,225 --> 00:04:18,345 What's going on? 57 00:04:19,265 --> 00:04:20,305 What are you doing? 58 00:04:21,145 --> 00:04:23,785 I'm taking a break for lunch. 59 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:25,545 You… What break? 60 00:04:29,865 --> 00:04:30,905 Want a sandwich? 61 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,145 -I don't believe this. -It's healthy. 62 00:04:35,705 --> 00:04:38,705 I can cut my break short. Just say "please." 63 00:04:39,665 --> 00:04:41,345 "I'm sorry" would've been easier. 64 00:04:49,105 --> 00:04:50,545 All right… 65 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:54,545 Patience is not my strong suit. 66 00:04:58,225 --> 00:05:04,185 NO PRESSURE 67 00:05:19,065 --> 00:05:21,425 I did not miss this. 68 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:23,865 Welcome to Bodźki! 69 00:05:23,945 --> 00:05:26,865 There's no place like it anywhere in the world, 70 00:05:26,945 --> 00:05:28,265 believe me. 71 00:05:29,185 --> 00:05:32,305 This is the end of civilization. 72 00:05:38,145 --> 00:05:40,465 Okay, Oliwka. Get a grip. 73 00:05:41,745 --> 00:05:43,905 I'll be elegant for you, Grandma. 74 00:05:44,985 --> 00:05:46,065 Really. 75 00:05:47,145 --> 00:05:48,745 I won't embarrass you. 76 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,265 The heiress is here. 77 00:06:15,225 --> 00:06:17,625 I'm sorry for using your lawn. 78 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:32,185 You can do it, Oliwka. 79 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:33,545 You'll manage. 80 00:06:34,065 --> 00:06:36,145 You always do. 81 00:06:48,305 --> 00:06:49,585 Perzyna Jan. 82 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:52,585 I'm the one who called, dear. 83 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:54,465 Hello. 84 00:06:57,665 --> 00:06:58,945 Can I see my grandma? 85 00:06:59,025 --> 00:07:04,425 Oh, it's such a sad end 86 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:10,345 This final hour 87 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:17,425 That thankless little wretch Running around town 88 00:07:18,065 --> 00:07:21,505 There's no place better in the world 89 00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:26,265 Than our county 90 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:32,585 Even God is weeping 91 00:07:32,665 --> 00:07:38,345 Because a new soul comes to Him 92 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:42,105 Another mortal soul 93 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:44,225 We've wasted so much time. 94 00:07:44,305 --> 00:07:46,425 Brought to Him in vain 95 00:07:46,505 --> 00:07:48,425 I wasn't with you. I'm sorry. 96 00:07:51,745 --> 00:07:55,385 I had to die to hear that from you? 97 00:07:57,705 --> 00:08:01,425 Oliwcia! 98 00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:08,585 What's this spectacle about? 99 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:14,465 I was wonderin' what you'd say over my coffin. 100 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:19,025 You've gotta be sick. Sick, to do something like that. 101 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:20,465 What's wrong with you? 102 00:08:20,545 --> 00:08:22,545 Would you have come if I wasn't dead? 103 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,585 -Would you, eh? -Tell the truth. 104 00:08:24,665 --> 00:08:26,265 -She wouldn't. -You wouldn't. 105 00:08:26,345 --> 00:08:29,545 Aren't you ashamed to put on a show like this? You're adults! 106 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,865 Anything for Halina. 107 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,945 That's right. All for one, one for all! 108 00:08:33,025 --> 00:08:33,865 Including me! 109 00:08:34,385 --> 00:08:37,705 You should see the show we put on for the nativity. 110 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,305 People come from all around. 111 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:42,865 -This can't be happening. -Right. 112 00:08:43,385 --> 00:08:46,465 And for every holiday, we provide a vocal performance, 113 00:08:46,545 --> 00:08:50,505 so the priest lent us a coffin from the Lord's tomb. 114 00:08:50,585 --> 00:08:53,265 The Housewives Club, girls of power! 115 00:08:53,345 --> 00:08:54,425 The Cuckoos! 116 00:08:55,025 --> 00:08:56,065 It's funny to you? 117 00:08:57,785 --> 00:09:01,465 I'm all alone with my hens and goats. Everything's falling apart. 118 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:03,745 I had to get you here to help me. 119 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,025 I waited so long for you. 120 00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:13,745 I've grown old. 121 00:09:17,665 --> 00:09:19,825 Let's not waste any more time. 122 00:09:19,905 --> 00:09:23,425 Let's not waste time 123 00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:26,025 Let's not waste… 124 00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:27,585 …time 125 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:30,465 All those years, I needed a grandma… 126 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:33,305 Where were you then, 127 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:34,705 Halina? 128 00:10:08,145 --> 00:10:10,905 How could she? Always gotta have her own way! 129 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,265 Halina! 130 00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:34,185 A marten ate the cable. 131 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:39,185 Why so nervous? 132 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:40,865 How could you lie to me? 133 00:10:40,945 --> 00:10:43,225 Calm down, Oliwcia. Please. 134 00:10:43,305 --> 00:10:46,785 We can tow the car and eat something good, eh? 135 00:10:48,665 --> 00:10:49,505 Well? 136 00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:57,905 It's getting dark. And wolves tend to wander through here. 137 00:10:57,985 --> 00:10:59,905 Do you think I'm five years old? 138 00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:30,585 You'll get used to it right away. 139 00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:32,105 I won't have the chance to. 140 00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,465 I'm sorry, Oliwcia. For the funeral thing. 141 00:11:40,305 --> 00:11:44,025 All the tragedies that befell me made me completely crazy. 142 00:11:46,345 --> 00:11:48,065 You're my only salvation. 143 00:11:48,985 --> 00:11:50,705 No, no. Don't even try that. 144 00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:55,745 Your mother turned you against me. 145 00:11:55,825 --> 00:11:58,305 Now you've remembered that we're family? 146 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,825 When you need something? 147 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,105 Okay. 148 00:12:06,545 --> 00:12:07,465 Okay. 149 00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:10,665 Ah. 150 00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:16,065 Come on. Eat, Louise. Eat. 151 00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:18,945 There, there. 152 00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:22,505 Thelma, don't be a meanie. Stop eating your sister's food. 153 00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:25,105 At least you can take care of your goats. 154 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,585 I've fallen into debt due to some 155 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,465 herb guy. 156 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,865 Local tycoon. Plantation owner. 157 00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:38,665 Took me to court. 158 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:42,785 You've gotta help me. 159 00:12:43,985 --> 00:12:44,825 Here you go. 160 00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:47,865 He sicced the health department on me. 161 00:12:47,945 --> 00:12:50,105 They banned me from making cheese. 162 00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:52,025 Maybe you're too old for all this? 163 00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:56,705 Ah, that's what I thought. 164 00:12:56,785 --> 00:12:58,825 I need some young blood. 165 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:01,665 All of this will be yours someday. 166 00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:02,665 Sell it. 167 00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:11,425 It's not just a piece of land to me. 168 00:13:14,985 --> 00:13:16,185 When you were a kid, 169 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:19,945 you also used to love this place. 170 00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:27,305 Dumpling was still a foal when I bought him for you. 171 00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:30,585 You didn't change his name. 172 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,105 We can do it together, sweetheart. 173 00:13:46,145 --> 00:13:47,225 I won't help you. 174 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,545 Seriously? 175 00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:07,345 New shoes! 176 00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:30,665 Dumpling! Why so early? 177 00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:37,105 Hey! 178 00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:40,785 What are you doing? 179 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:41,865 Hello?! 180 00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:43,585 Hey. Scram! 181 00:14:49,225 --> 00:14:50,545 Halina! 182 00:14:51,945 --> 00:14:55,185 Give the little ones some breakfast, lunch and dinner. 183 00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:58,545 They need to be milked every morning and evening. 184 00:14:59,385 --> 00:15:01,585 If you need help, go fetch Wojtek. 185 00:15:01,665 --> 00:15:03,425 He helps me around the farm. 186 00:15:03,505 --> 00:15:06,665 House number 15, at the end of the village. 187 00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:11,345 If it's really your wish, sell your grandma's land. 188 00:15:12,265 --> 00:15:13,625 I've gotta go. 189 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,985 I've signed everything over to your name. The documents are on the trunk. 190 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:20,505 That's all. Halina. 191 00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,585 Hey, leave that! 192 00:15:24,665 --> 00:15:25,665 Leave it. 193 00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:31,865 NOTARIAL DEED DEED OF GIFT 194 00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:38,065 That's my work phone. Give it back. 195 00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,465 Why are you so stubborn, brother? 196 00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:45,545 How many times do I have to tell you? Plum hooch is too sour. 197 00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:49,305 My grandad used to make plum moonshine, 198 00:15:49,385 --> 00:15:52,585 as did my father, so I will stay true to plums as well. 199 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:58,665 -Morning. -Our regards to Halina's granddaughter. 200 00:15:59,265 --> 00:16:00,545 Hello, gentlemen. 201 00:16:01,105 --> 00:16:02,345 Have you seen Halina? 202 00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:04,865 What gentlemen? We're brothers-in-law. 203 00:16:04,945 --> 00:16:07,065 -No, we ain't seen Halina. -We ain't. 204 00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:11,585 We gotta brew the hooch using apples, eh? 205 00:16:11,665 --> 00:16:12,785 People need sweetness. 206 00:16:12,865 --> 00:16:15,825 My orchard bears such sweet apples, perfect for moonshine. 207 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,145 Over my dead body. 208 00:16:17,225 --> 00:16:19,945 You're as stubborn as a mule, just like Waldek. 209 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,625 -What? -Yeah. 210 00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:24,025 You're calling my old man a mule? 211 00:16:24,105 --> 00:16:25,585 -Yeah. -Why, you! 212 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:29,185 Go to work, instead of screaming as if you're getting skinned alive. 213 00:16:29,265 --> 00:16:32,065 -Oh, wifey, he's raging like a bull. -Get to work! 214 00:16:32,145 --> 00:16:33,185 Dumb and dumber. 215 00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:35,425 Can't you go one day without arguing? 216 00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:38,225 It's because I've gotta look at his ugly mug every day. 217 00:16:38,305 --> 00:16:40,305 I've gotta look at yours, and I cope. 218 00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:41,225 Excuse me. 219 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:44,465 Have you seen Halina? 220 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,385 -Go home. -Go home. 221 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,505 -God bless. -Go, go. 222 00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:51,665 Is this act two of your twisted show? 223 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,425 -Calling my father a mule? -Shut up. 224 00:16:55,025 --> 00:16:57,505 -Hello. -Shove those apples up your ass! 225 00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,465 Fighting over moonshine, huh?! 226 00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:09,865 Hello? 227 00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:16,065 Good morning. 228 00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:18,865 Good morning. 229 00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:33,665 Well… 230 00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:38,545 No wonder my grandma's farm is failing, 231 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,945 since you're her employee. 232 00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:45,705 You're Halina Madej's granddaughter? 233 00:17:46,305 --> 00:17:47,865 I need help. 234 00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:49,785 Can you grab your stuff now, Wojtek? 235 00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:52,345 Oh, Wojtek. 236 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:56,945 -Um, since I'm Wojtek, then you are…? -Oliwka. 237 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,545 You've got style, Oliwka. 238 00:18:06,225 --> 00:18:07,305 My car is over there. 239 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,465 Can you take care of Halina's animals? 240 00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:14,545 I hope she'll be back before sunset. 241 00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:24,785 Do you know what kind of conflict Halina's having with that herb dick? 242 00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:42,745 Hey! 243 00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:48,225 I can't handle this alone. 244 00:18:52,705 --> 00:18:54,185 You have no mercy, girl. 245 00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:56,985 Hey! 246 00:18:58,225 --> 00:18:59,425 That's mine. Got it? 247 00:19:00,465 --> 00:19:01,625 Thanks. 248 00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:09,545 What's up, big guy? 249 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:14,905 Come on. 250 00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:24,585 She's giving birth. 251 00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:35,265 I'll help you, little one. 252 00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:37,745 -Hold her by the horns. -What? 253 00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:39,025 Hold her by the horns. 254 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,825 -How? -Go… 255 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:44,305 Go… 256 00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:46,585 Get ready! 257 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:48,745 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 258 00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:16,785 She's so cute. 259 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:19,025 A cutie. 260 00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:23,945 -Hey. -Cutie. 261 00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:28,945 Welcome to Bodźki, little one. 262 00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:30,425 Easy. 263 00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:33,025 No, leave it. 264 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:36,905 Her mother has to lick it off. 265 00:20:45,185 --> 00:20:46,825 Look how happy they are. 266 00:20:55,225 --> 00:20:58,545 They're bleating because they're hungry. And you have to milk them. 267 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,865 Me? I don't know how. 268 00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:04,865 Aren't you Halina Madej's granddaughter? 269 00:21:06,945 --> 00:21:08,785 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 270 00:21:11,185 --> 00:21:13,305 What will you do with all that milk? 271 00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:15,785 Ever heard of a dairy? 272 00:21:17,745 --> 00:21:18,945 I'll fix it tonight. 273 00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:21,265 I just have to go get some parts. 274 00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:25,465 I have to be back at work by noon tomorrow. 275 00:21:26,425 --> 00:21:27,385 Do you really… 276 00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:31,385 plan to leave, even if you don't find Halina? 277 00:21:31,905 --> 00:21:33,265 You'll take care of it all. 278 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:38,385 I've got another job. 279 00:21:39,905 --> 00:21:41,665 No. You can't leave me with this. 280 00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:44,825 I've got work to do. 281 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,185 I don't know… 282 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,905 Figure it out. Take some time off. 283 00:21:51,465 --> 00:21:52,505 Big guy! 284 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,145 How are you? Good boy. 285 00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:57,385 Yes, brave… 286 00:21:57,465 --> 00:22:00,665 They say animals have a sense about people. Come here. 287 00:22:02,425 --> 00:22:03,505 Hop in. 288 00:22:11,505 --> 00:22:12,665 It's for good luck. 289 00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:16,225 And remember to keep your little ones fed. Bye. 290 00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:36,265 Oh. 291 00:22:36,785 --> 00:22:38,065 The celebrity is back. 292 00:22:41,465 --> 00:22:42,705 Hiya, Wojtuś! 293 00:22:43,385 --> 00:22:44,385 Kubuś! 294 00:22:44,985 --> 00:22:47,105 So? How was the capital? 295 00:22:47,945 --> 00:22:50,545 -Gotta say… good. -Yeah? 296 00:22:52,985 --> 00:22:55,385 Get outta here with that Sing for Poland show. 297 00:22:55,465 --> 00:22:58,025 -They know nothing. -What did you sing? 298 00:22:58,105 --> 00:22:59,905 A bona fide hit! 299 00:23:02,105 --> 00:23:05,145 A girl sitting over there by the river 300 00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:08,065 Love looked deep in her dark eyes 301 00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:09,745 I'd have voted for you, Uncle. 302 00:23:09,825 --> 00:23:14,145 Because you, Tolcia, have musical taste. 303 00:23:14,665 --> 00:23:17,865 Unlike the jury back there. I've wasted a lot of money. 304 00:23:18,785 --> 00:23:20,265 Your car guzzles so much gas. 305 00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:21,505 Yeah. 306 00:23:21,585 --> 00:23:22,705 Should've taken yours. 307 00:23:22,785 --> 00:23:26,065 I couldn't take mine, because there were so many… 308 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,585 beautiful women there. 309 00:23:30,585 --> 00:23:32,865 You know, I wanted to impress them. 310 00:23:33,465 --> 00:23:35,745 And? Did any of them appreciate your efforts? 311 00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:37,905 Tolcia, it's like this… 312 00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:45,225 He who has no luck in music, 313 00:23:46,145 --> 00:23:47,425 has no luck 314 00:23:48,265 --> 00:23:49,185 in love. 315 00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:51,745 At all. 316 00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:58,825 You haven't told anyone where I… 317 00:23:59,545 --> 00:24:00,385 Wojtuś. 318 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:02,065 A deal's a deal. 319 00:24:02,905 --> 00:24:03,825 Thank you. 320 00:24:03,905 --> 00:24:05,865 POLICE 321 00:24:19,345 --> 00:24:20,185 Hello. 322 00:24:21,145 --> 00:24:22,185 Bon appétit. 323 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:28,305 I'd like to report a missing person. Halina Madej. 324 00:24:28,825 --> 00:24:31,385 As far as I know, your grandma is an adult. 325 00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:35,265 -She can leave home whenever she wants. -What if something's happened to her? 326 00:24:38,105 --> 00:24:39,905 What could happen to her in Bodźki? 327 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:41,465 I don't know. 328 00:24:44,505 --> 00:24:45,625 You don't remember me? 329 00:24:51,425 --> 00:24:53,345 Or us going apple-picking together? 330 00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:57,545 Picking gooseberries? Don't you remember? 331 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:00,865 I know there's a bit more of me since I had kids, 332 00:25:00,945 --> 00:25:01,985 but is it that bad? 333 00:25:02,945 --> 00:25:04,945 -Matylda! -Of course. 334 00:25:06,545 --> 00:25:07,905 -Hi. -Hi. 335 00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:11,865 It's good to see you. 336 00:25:13,505 --> 00:25:16,185 I've heard you're making waves in the culinary world. 337 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:18,705 Where did you hear that? 338 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,745 Your grandma likes to know how you are. 339 00:25:20,825 --> 00:25:24,265 She has no cell phone, so she comes over to use my internet. 340 00:25:24,345 --> 00:25:26,465 Oliwka, she misses you, you know? 341 00:25:29,585 --> 00:25:31,145 Do you add flour to the mix? 342 00:25:31,985 --> 00:25:36,625 Just a spoonful of potato flour. And the rest are raw and boiled potatoes. 343 00:25:39,425 --> 00:25:40,265 Try it. 344 00:25:43,345 --> 00:25:44,185 Good! 345 00:25:44,265 --> 00:25:46,705 "Good." My old man says they're Podlasie's best. 346 00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:47,785 The best. 347 00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:52,185 -Oliwka. -Hmm? 348 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:57,465 How are the beefcakes in Wrocław? Tasty? 349 00:26:00,505 --> 00:26:01,785 Not bad. 350 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:06,545 So, 351 00:26:07,225 --> 00:26:08,665 can you say where Halina is? 352 00:26:09,665 --> 00:26:11,585 First, have a bite to eat. 353 00:26:13,945 --> 00:26:15,585 Okay, gimme a pickle. 354 00:26:38,585 --> 00:26:40,825 Are you gonna chase me, you rascals? 355 00:26:57,305 --> 00:26:58,345 Leave me alone! 356 00:27:00,105 --> 00:27:01,425 I'm going! 357 00:27:05,785 --> 00:27:07,865 Girls, time for dinner. 358 00:27:24,025 --> 00:27:24,865 What? 359 00:27:26,905 --> 00:27:27,745 What? 360 00:27:30,785 --> 00:27:31,625 What? 361 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:39,905 Hey. Hello! Come back! Girls! 362 00:27:42,385 --> 00:27:45,345 Okay, let's go back home. Now. 363 00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:49,425 Goodbye. Let's go, ladies. Back home. 364 00:27:49,505 --> 00:27:51,305 Let's go. Back home. 365 00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:57,825 Perfect. 366 00:27:59,465 --> 00:28:01,625 You've got Halina's stubbornness. 367 00:28:01,705 --> 00:28:05,105 Girls, go home. The other way. Hey! 368 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:23,625 Hello. 369 00:28:27,585 --> 00:28:28,425 Hello! 370 00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:32,745 Hello. 371 00:28:34,705 --> 00:28:39,185 I was in the vicinity, so I thought, "Let me check how it's going." 372 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:43,345 -Mr. Perzyna… -You can call me by my first name, angel. 373 00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:47,545 Can you tell me where Halina is, Jan? 374 00:28:49,305 --> 00:28:50,145 Why? 375 00:28:51,665 --> 00:28:53,105 Lost your grandma, eh? 376 00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:57,385 -Not great. -Not great. 377 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:02,105 Of all people, she must have told you what she was planning. 378 00:29:02,185 --> 00:29:05,905 I don't know anything. I swear, I know nothing. 379 00:29:09,585 --> 00:29:11,785 You already lied to me once, Jan. 380 00:29:11,865 --> 00:29:13,105 Oh, big deal. 381 00:29:15,425 --> 00:29:18,345 Sometimes you gotta do something bad to get something good. 382 00:29:25,185 --> 00:29:26,505 Halina has really… 383 00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:32,265 You're the only one she has left. 384 00:29:33,825 --> 00:29:34,665 Only you. 385 00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:06,945 Oh, you dumbbell! That wasn't our signal. 386 00:30:07,025 --> 00:30:07,865 What? 387 00:30:14,385 --> 00:30:15,625 The knock is 388 00:30:16,425 --> 00:30:19,185 two short, two long, three long, two short. 389 00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:25,585 Something like that. 390 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,625 Right. Are the animals taken care of? 391 00:30:34,705 --> 00:30:37,305 They are. And Czerka gave birth successfully. 392 00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:57,065 I bet you Polish zlotys that Oliwcia will learn to love this place. 393 00:30:59,385 --> 00:31:01,145 She'll leave. She'll sell the farm. 394 00:31:01,225 --> 00:31:03,385 And you'll have to move in with me for good. 395 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,985 Stop talking nonsense. She'll stay on her grandma's land. 396 00:31:07,505 --> 00:31:10,145 You can't beat the genes out of her, and that's that. 397 00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:11,785 And if she sells it? 398 00:31:12,865 --> 00:31:14,745 Spit those words out of your mouth! 399 00:31:17,865 --> 00:31:18,985 Pour us some liquor. 400 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,385 To good luck 401 00:31:29,905 --> 00:31:31,185 for my granddaughter. 402 00:31:47,745 --> 00:31:49,745 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 403 00:31:54,305 --> 00:31:55,425 Here you go. 404 00:31:57,745 --> 00:32:00,305 -Got a rag I can wipe my hands with? -In the trunk. 405 00:32:08,465 --> 00:32:09,905 What's with the boxes? 406 00:32:09,985 --> 00:32:14,785 Whenever I've got leftovers at work, I give them away. 407 00:32:24,305 --> 00:32:25,505 Purrs like a kitten. 408 00:32:38,105 --> 00:32:39,065 Thank you. 409 00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:44,705 What now? 410 00:32:46,305 --> 00:32:47,945 Nothing. I'll go back home. 411 00:32:50,705 --> 00:32:52,705 You'll take care of it all, won't you? 412 00:32:55,025 --> 00:32:56,825 Help me, please. 413 00:32:58,385 --> 00:32:59,865 Halina won't forgive you. 414 00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:02,345 Too bad. 415 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:06,585 I'll go say goodbye to Dumpling and have a chat with him. 416 00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:09,585 Thanks! 417 00:33:21,465 --> 00:33:22,585 Wojtek! 418 00:33:23,225 --> 00:33:24,105 Wojtek! 419 00:33:24,705 --> 00:33:26,905 Quick, something's wrong with the little one! 420 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:46,225 She's weak. 421 00:33:48,745 --> 00:33:50,705 She isn't drinking her mom's milk. 422 00:33:52,985 --> 00:33:55,385 -We've gotta feed her somehow. -But how? 423 00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:57,825 With baby formula. 424 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,225 -I'll get the neighbor. -Don't. 425 00:34:00,825 --> 00:34:02,505 I've got what we need in the car. 426 00:34:04,665 --> 00:34:05,625 Shh… 427 00:34:16,145 --> 00:34:17,305 It was for my daughter. 428 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,825 -Take her in your lap. -What? 429 00:34:26,345 --> 00:34:28,505 It'll be easier for you to feed her. 430 00:34:48,105 --> 00:34:49,945 Now, take your hand… 431 00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:52,865 Take the milk in your hand. 432 00:34:57,545 --> 00:34:58,385 And now… 433 00:35:02,105 --> 00:35:03,025 Come on. Eat. 434 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,425 Eat, little one. 435 00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:17,625 So what do you do out there in Wrocław? 436 00:35:18,225 --> 00:35:19,065 I cook. 437 00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:24,025 Oh, and I'm starving. Will you feed me? 438 00:35:26,065 --> 00:35:28,225 Don't you have to get back to your daughter? 439 00:35:28,825 --> 00:35:30,185 She's with her grandpa. 440 00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:31,705 And her mom? 441 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,585 We're not together. 442 00:35:36,265 --> 00:35:37,265 So? 443 00:35:46,305 --> 00:35:48,265 You look good when you cook. 444 00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:52,465 Slice the bread. 445 00:36:27,745 --> 00:36:30,065 I also make sandwiches with tomatoes, but this… 446 00:36:36,225 --> 00:36:37,625 tastes different. 447 00:36:40,905 --> 00:36:42,185 What are you doing here? 448 00:36:43,105 --> 00:36:44,825 It's past your curfew. Off you go! 449 00:36:45,505 --> 00:36:46,345 Excuse me. 450 00:36:52,225 --> 00:36:53,945 Come on, ladies. Let's go. 451 00:36:54,585 --> 00:36:58,145 Goodnight. Come on. 452 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:00,945 You caught me by surprise this morning. 453 00:37:03,225 --> 00:37:07,425 I've only complicated things between us. You think I'm Wojtek, and my name is Kuba. 454 00:37:16,785 --> 00:37:17,865 Shh… 455 00:37:35,865 --> 00:37:36,905 Really? 456 00:37:38,105 --> 00:37:40,785 I was starting to like you, but you can't come along. 457 00:37:41,465 --> 00:37:44,505 Goodbye. You're staying here. 458 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:46,705 Get out! 459 00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:49,585 You're not coming with me. 460 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:54,105 You're getting out too, ladies. 461 00:38:14,265 --> 00:38:15,425 Martens again? 462 00:38:18,305 --> 00:38:21,225 My face scrunches up just looking at those plums. 463 00:38:21,305 --> 00:38:24,505 You're so prejudiced, like always. 464 00:38:28,865 --> 00:38:29,825 It's you. 465 00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:31,385 -It's us, yes. -Right. 466 00:38:31,465 --> 00:38:32,905 What are you doing here? 467 00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:36,465 Brewing the national drink of Podlasie. 468 00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:37,385 What? 469 00:38:38,185 --> 00:38:41,385 Halina can't make her cheese. She let us pursue our hobbies here. 470 00:38:41,465 --> 00:38:45,505 -You're not against it, are you, heiress? -Well, we could strike a deal. 471 00:38:45,585 --> 00:38:46,425 That's it. 472 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:49,705 I need a mechanic. Do you know anyone? 473 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:53,385 My Wiesia's brother-in-law's cousin's husband has a garage. 474 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,185 Well then, bring him, eh? 475 00:38:55,945 --> 00:38:57,745 I mean, won't you? ASAP. 476 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:03,545 Yeah, right. He had a christening after-party yesterday. 477 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:06,145 You won't get him out of bed before noon. 478 00:39:06,225 --> 00:39:08,145 Right. But you'll bring him today? 479 00:39:10,705 --> 00:39:15,825 We can, but there should be something worthwhile in this deal. 480 00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:17,585 Okay, how much do you want? 481 00:39:17,665 --> 00:39:19,345 What? Money? 482 00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:25,585 We're talking about sugar. 483 00:39:25,665 --> 00:39:29,105 -Sugar? -Halina has a stockpile of sugar. 484 00:39:29,985 --> 00:39:31,185 Pantries full of it. 485 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,145 Okay, take it. 486 00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:37,345 -Halina's sugar! -Heiress! 487 00:39:37,425 --> 00:39:39,225 Hey, hold up, Oliwka! 488 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,465 -Sit yourself down. -Sit down. 489 00:39:42,545 --> 00:39:48,945 The thing is, maybe you could help us settle a dispute. 490 00:39:49,025 --> 00:39:50,905 Who brews better moonshine, eh? 491 00:39:50,985 --> 00:39:54,265 We're starting a business, and we gotta choose what to sell. 492 00:39:54,345 --> 00:39:56,145 -That's right. -Fine. 493 00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:57,065 Yeah? 494 00:39:59,225 --> 00:40:00,065 Plum. 495 00:40:08,545 --> 00:40:09,585 Good. 496 00:40:13,345 --> 00:40:14,185 Apple. 497 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:23,585 Also good. 498 00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:29,185 But when mixed together, 499 00:40:29,945 --> 00:40:30,865 it has power. 500 00:40:36,985 --> 00:40:39,225 Mixed together. Let's go! 501 00:40:39,305 --> 00:40:42,305 -What are you pouring me? -We're mixing them. Drink. 502 00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:44,305 Why, you! 503 00:40:48,545 --> 00:40:49,705 I'll be damned! 504 00:40:52,945 --> 00:40:54,745 What a mixture! 505 00:40:55,265 --> 00:40:56,945 It's… fire! 506 00:40:58,265 --> 00:40:59,505 We'll mix it. 507 00:40:59,585 --> 00:41:02,025 -We'll mix it. -Brother, I love you! 508 00:41:02,105 --> 00:41:04,265 And I love you too. 509 00:41:04,345 --> 00:41:06,265 Look how they're hiding. 510 00:41:06,905 --> 00:41:10,345 When I catch 'em under the influence, I'll show 'em! 511 00:41:10,425 --> 00:41:11,385 -Brother. -Eh? 512 00:41:11,465 --> 00:41:15,145 With that much sugar, we can brew, like, ten liters. 513 00:41:15,225 --> 00:41:18,025 Did you sleep through math class in school, eh? 514 00:41:18,105 --> 00:41:20,945 -What's with you now? All you do is argue. -It's fine. 515 00:41:21,025 --> 00:41:22,185 Just whining. 516 00:41:22,265 --> 00:41:26,225 They've lost their minds. You're stealing from Halina now? 517 00:41:26,305 --> 00:41:29,505 No way! The neighbor's agreed to help us. 518 00:41:29,585 --> 00:41:32,945 Yeah, we've managed to achieve an empathetic connection in there. 519 00:41:33,025 --> 00:41:34,825 Yeah. Empa-what? 520 00:41:34,905 --> 00:41:36,025 What? 521 00:41:36,105 --> 00:41:38,145 Read more, do some crosswords, 522 00:41:38,225 --> 00:41:42,145 and then maybe your word stock would expand as well. 523 00:41:42,225 --> 00:41:43,985 Dumb and dumber. 524 00:41:44,065 --> 00:41:46,705 If only your empathy would expand with your brains. 525 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:50,105 Talk to me. Where are you taking that sugar? 526 00:41:50,185 --> 00:41:53,305 -Well? -My little dove, my heart and soul. 527 00:41:54,065 --> 00:41:55,505 I can explain everything-- 528 00:41:55,585 --> 00:41:59,025 Well, I'm waiting. Just don't play dumb with me, you two. 529 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,945 You're mixing it too slow. Gotta do it quicker. 530 00:42:10,025 --> 00:42:11,385 -Like this. -Right. 531 00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:12,745 -Yes. -Quiet! 532 00:42:17,505 --> 00:42:18,825 One more. 533 00:42:24,185 --> 00:42:25,225 What's wrong? 534 00:42:25,745 --> 00:42:26,865 Is Halina here? 535 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,745 Halina! 536 00:42:31,865 --> 00:42:32,865 Is something wrong? 537 00:42:32,945 --> 00:42:35,505 -Yeah. That dumb husband of mine-- -And mine. 538 00:42:35,585 --> 00:42:37,025 Even dumber. 539 00:42:37,105 --> 00:42:38,945 They're conspiring with Oliwka. 540 00:42:39,025 --> 00:42:40,985 -And I don't know-- -We don't know. 541 00:42:41,065 --> 00:42:43,665 We don't know if that's good for you, Halina. 542 00:42:53,065 --> 00:42:54,065 Start talking. 543 00:43:03,985 --> 00:43:07,505 We've reached the conclusion that we don't actually know any mechanics. 544 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,505 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 545 00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:10,505 Hold on! 546 00:43:13,265 --> 00:43:14,185 Gentlemen. 547 00:43:17,225 --> 00:43:18,785 You promised me something. 548 00:43:20,825 --> 00:43:23,025 We don't want a fight with our wives. 549 00:43:23,105 --> 00:43:24,905 Higher power. God bless. 550 00:43:30,905 --> 00:43:32,545 Did you get that, Dumpling? 551 00:43:59,865 --> 00:44:00,705 Come on! 552 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:08,665 Get in line, all of you! 553 00:44:08,745 --> 00:44:09,745 Thelma. 554 00:44:10,785 --> 00:44:11,905 Louise. 555 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:12,945 I'm begging you. 556 00:44:14,305 --> 00:44:16,905 Work with me, girls. 557 00:44:17,425 --> 00:44:19,185 Dear ladies! 558 00:44:21,265 --> 00:44:22,225 Follow me. 559 00:44:24,905 --> 00:44:26,385 There. Come on. 560 00:44:44,905 --> 00:44:45,785 On the ground! 561 00:44:47,025 --> 00:44:48,665 Jesus Christ! 562 00:44:50,865 --> 00:44:52,785 Morning laughter, always sought after! 563 00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:56,145 Give it here. I'll take it to the dairy. 564 00:44:56,225 --> 00:44:58,345 I'm going there for an intervention anyway. 565 00:44:58,425 --> 00:45:00,065 What could you have to do here? 566 00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,825 Women in Wodniczki got into a fight over bees. 567 00:45:02,905 --> 00:45:05,065 They can't figure out which ones are whose. 568 00:45:05,985 --> 00:45:07,665 Do you have taxis around here? 569 00:45:09,585 --> 00:45:10,585 You're crazy. 570 00:45:11,385 --> 00:45:13,425 You wanna throw your money away? 571 00:45:14,025 --> 00:45:16,065 I haven't used a taxi in my life. 572 00:45:16,145 --> 00:45:17,785 Nobody's going to come out here. 573 00:45:17,865 --> 00:45:20,345 Then how do I get to Białystok to catch the train? 574 00:45:20,425 --> 00:45:23,145 I can call a tow truck, but I have to work tomorrow. 575 00:45:23,225 --> 00:45:26,385 Maybe you don't. There are no kids crying for you at home. 576 00:45:27,305 --> 00:45:29,545 You just got here. Stay awhile. 577 00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:31,305 Why are you in such a hurry? 578 00:45:32,865 --> 00:45:33,785 Oliwka, 579 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:36,745 I watch those cooking shows. 580 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:41,065 Some people say it's too salty. Some say it's too peppery. 581 00:45:41,145 --> 00:45:42,705 People are picky, Oliwka. 582 00:45:43,505 --> 00:45:44,945 It's hard work. 583 00:45:47,025 --> 00:45:49,945 You're right. I haven't had a vacation in a long time. 584 00:45:50,025 --> 00:45:51,545 See? There you go. 585 00:45:52,865 --> 00:45:56,065 -Call your boss. -What boss? Where do you want me to call? 586 00:45:56,145 --> 00:45:59,505 Tell him that you're sick with the flu. 587 00:45:59,585 --> 00:46:02,025 My Jagódka tries it with me sometimes. 588 00:46:02,105 --> 00:46:03,945 It works. Sometimes it works. 589 00:46:07,385 --> 00:46:08,465 Wait. 590 00:46:08,985 --> 00:46:10,905 I almost forgot why I came here. 591 00:46:11,985 --> 00:46:14,105 The mailman came for coffee and left this. 592 00:46:14,185 --> 00:46:16,985 But it's for Halina. I can't open it. 593 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:20,625 Your grandma told me I should leave everything with you, 594 00:46:20,705 --> 00:46:23,025 'cause you're the lady of the land now. 595 00:46:23,105 --> 00:46:25,545 Hold on. Stop. When did she tell you this? 596 00:46:28,265 --> 00:46:29,305 In advance. 597 00:46:37,825 --> 00:46:41,505 "We hereby request the immediate payment of 25,000 zlotys 598 00:46:41,585 --> 00:46:43,465 to the creditor, Herbal Hamlet, 599 00:46:44,025 --> 00:46:47,265 within 30 days of receiving this notice." 600 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,665 That herbal fucker! 601 00:46:55,585 --> 00:46:57,825 Jesus. What are you trying to pull? 602 00:46:57,905 --> 00:47:00,825 I'm sorry, Robuś, but I must have caught some bug. 603 00:47:02,545 --> 00:47:04,945 I'm just completely exhausted. 604 00:47:05,545 --> 00:47:08,225 It's gotta be some local strain of the flu. 605 00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:10,105 I knew you wouldn't be back in time. 606 00:47:10,185 --> 00:47:11,025 I felt it. 607 00:47:12,145 --> 00:47:16,905 I know. You have every right to be mad. I didn't plan this. I'm sorry. 608 00:47:18,025 --> 00:47:19,505 I'll find a replacement. 609 00:47:19,585 --> 00:47:21,745 Oli, I miss you here. 610 00:47:21,825 --> 00:47:25,865 For the past five years, you've been… close. 611 00:47:25,945 --> 00:47:27,585 Stop it, or I'm gonna cry. 612 00:47:27,665 --> 00:47:29,825 Just say the competition wants to poach you. 613 00:47:29,905 --> 00:47:32,185 Admit it. How much did they offer you? 614 00:47:33,665 --> 00:47:37,825 Robuś, where else would I find such an understanding boss, huh? 615 00:47:38,705 --> 00:47:40,825 Stop trying to appease me with compliments. 616 00:47:40,905 --> 00:47:42,625 I'll work it all back. Really. 617 00:47:44,145 --> 00:47:45,265 You've got a week. 618 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:49,105 Thanks, boss. And sorry for the flu thing. 619 00:48:18,425 --> 00:48:20,665 Grab the shovel and go get some water. 620 00:48:23,545 --> 00:48:26,145 -Hello, Mr. Jakub. -Hello, Mrs. Alicja. 621 00:48:26,225 --> 00:48:28,265 Oh, how's little Michaś? 622 00:48:28,345 --> 00:48:30,265 Healthy, fortunately, thank you. 623 00:48:30,345 --> 00:48:33,145 Where's the basil plot? 'Cause I can't find it. 624 00:48:33,225 --> 00:48:36,025 Someone rake those leaves You can't get through here. 625 00:48:36,105 --> 00:48:36,985 How'd it go? 626 00:48:39,425 --> 00:48:40,545 Tragic. 627 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:41,465 No… 628 00:48:42,825 --> 00:48:43,705 We've got it. 629 00:48:44,345 --> 00:48:46,025 The Varsovians will put up money 630 00:48:46,105 --> 00:48:49,305 for the herbal cafe in Białystok, in the capital, and Lublin. 631 00:48:52,145 --> 00:48:55,185 -Wonderful! -Before we sign, they want to visit us. 632 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:57,105 Well… then, 633 00:48:57,865 --> 00:48:59,105 we should drink to that. 634 00:49:00,345 --> 00:49:01,185 Why, you! 635 00:49:03,105 --> 00:49:05,065 -I won't give up without a fight! -Yeah? 636 00:49:07,985 --> 00:49:09,185 No! 637 00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:15,905 No! 638 00:49:19,825 --> 00:49:22,465 You're wasting water! Aren't you ashamed? 639 00:49:23,065 --> 00:49:24,265 We are. 640 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:26,585 We are. 641 00:49:27,105 --> 00:49:28,665 Global warming's getting worse. 642 00:49:28,745 --> 00:49:31,705 In ten years, the Narew's water level will drop by a meter! 643 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:34,345 Don't you care about our planet? 644 00:49:34,425 --> 00:49:35,985 Are you sure he's your father? 645 00:49:36,065 --> 00:49:38,625 -You inherit intelligence from the mother. -Ah! 646 00:49:38,705 --> 00:49:40,025 But looks from the father. 647 00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:42,865 -So you're not my father? -Why, you little… 648 00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:47,025 Did you buy me milk and a bottle? 649 00:49:49,065 --> 00:49:50,545 I had to lend it to a friend. 650 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:52,745 Our little ones already feed on their own. 651 00:49:52,825 --> 00:49:54,665 So how do I feed Anielka? 652 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:56,105 We'll find a way. 653 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,025 INN 654 00:50:15,105 --> 00:50:16,185 Boss! 655 00:50:18,505 --> 00:50:21,865 I think the goose got burnt. 656 00:50:25,545 --> 00:50:27,105 -You think? -Well… 657 00:50:27,745 --> 00:50:30,305 You said goose was your specialty. 658 00:50:30,385 --> 00:50:35,825 Well, the stressful atmosphere makes it harder for me to cook. 659 00:50:36,425 --> 00:50:39,545 There's nothing to stress about anymore. This is your last day. 660 00:50:40,745 --> 00:50:41,905 -Yeah? -Yeah. 661 00:50:43,065 --> 00:50:43,945 Well, good. 662 00:50:46,105 --> 00:50:47,145 A pizzeria 663 00:50:48,065 --> 00:50:49,545 in Białystok is seeking help. 664 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,025 That's perfect. 665 00:50:51,105 --> 00:50:56,745 I'll defrost Margheritas and things like that, stress-free. 666 00:50:56,825 --> 00:50:58,425 Capricciosas, yeah. 667 00:51:05,185 --> 00:51:07,065 He fired me! 668 00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:15,305 Another one? 669 00:51:16,705 --> 00:51:17,945 Yeah, another one. 670 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,905 Oh, I have no luck with cooks. 671 00:51:21,865 --> 00:51:23,745 Maybe it's time to hire a girl? 672 00:51:25,185 --> 00:51:27,105 -Hello. -Hello. 673 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:28,545 Oh, hello. 674 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,425 I'm looking for the owner. 675 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:34,025 I manage the inn. My son manages the herbs. 676 00:51:34,945 --> 00:51:36,185 So I'm here for the son. 677 00:51:36,265 --> 00:51:37,665 You'll find him over there. 678 00:51:38,385 --> 00:51:39,225 Thank you. 679 00:51:39,785 --> 00:51:41,345 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 680 00:51:43,705 --> 00:51:46,305 -Do you know that girl? -No. 681 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,425 Wojtek! 682 00:51:53,665 --> 00:51:54,985 I'm looking for your boss. 683 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:56,465 What's wrong? 684 00:51:57,305 --> 00:51:59,585 How can someone harass an old woman like this? 685 00:52:14,585 --> 00:52:17,905 -There's an explanation for all of this. -You're defending him? 686 00:52:17,985 --> 00:52:20,705 -No, I just-- -Take me to him. 687 00:52:21,865 --> 00:52:23,105 He left for business. 688 00:52:24,385 --> 00:52:27,665 You're covering for that dick? His father told me he's here. 689 00:52:33,465 --> 00:52:34,705 -Good, isn't it? -Wojtek. 690 00:52:35,265 --> 00:52:37,505 You have to pretend you're me. 691 00:52:39,705 --> 00:52:42,785 -That's not how it's done. -You don't understand. 692 00:52:42,865 --> 00:52:46,225 I've messed up. I'll sort it out. But for now, help me. 693 00:52:46,745 --> 00:52:48,465 You're Kuba Wolak, 694 00:52:48,545 --> 00:52:50,305 the owner of Herbal Hamlet. 695 00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:52,065 Just keep saying "yes." 696 00:52:54,065 --> 00:52:54,905 "Yes"? 697 00:52:55,585 --> 00:52:56,425 Yes. 698 00:52:58,265 --> 00:53:01,545 Aren't you ashamed? Taking an old woman to court! 699 00:53:02,945 --> 00:53:03,785 Yes? 700 00:53:06,185 --> 00:53:09,745 Don't you have enough money? You've gotta take more from Halina? 701 00:53:11,145 --> 00:53:11,985 Yes. 702 00:53:12,745 --> 00:53:14,625 -You find this funny? -Yes. 703 00:53:14,705 --> 00:53:15,545 Boss. 704 00:53:16,825 --> 00:53:20,785 Maybe you could meet with Ms. Oliwia at the inn to talk things over. 705 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:24,025 You wanted to offer a settlement deal to Ms. Halina after all, 706 00:53:24,545 --> 00:53:26,905 but now you have a very important call. 707 00:53:33,105 --> 00:53:34,225 Yes. 708 00:53:41,465 --> 00:53:42,505 Is he a bit crazy? 709 00:53:43,105 --> 00:53:47,665 He's working on a new shampoo. Spent too much time inhaling sage vapors. 710 00:53:51,785 --> 00:53:54,945 But do come to the inn in the evening, at eight. 711 00:53:55,665 --> 00:53:57,385 It'd be good to put this fire out. 712 00:53:58,705 --> 00:53:59,825 I think so. 713 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:04,025 -My car's not working again. -Yeah? 714 00:54:05,585 --> 00:54:07,625 I mean, so you're staying longer? 715 00:54:09,265 --> 00:54:10,105 Cool. 716 00:54:27,145 --> 00:54:28,105 Hello! 717 00:54:29,305 --> 00:54:30,145 Praised be. 718 00:54:30,945 --> 00:54:32,185 Hello. 719 00:54:32,265 --> 00:54:34,065 My brother and I 720 00:54:35,265 --> 00:54:36,745 wanted to say sorry. 721 00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,985 We don't like how things turned out. 722 00:54:40,065 --> 00:54:43,265 Oliwka might think that people in Podlasie have no honor. 723 00:54:43,345 --> 00:54:46,905 We would have kept our word, but our women… 724 00:54:46,985 --> 00:54:50,825 -We're wrapped around their fingers. -I have to agree with my brother-in-law. 725 00:54:51,545 --> 00:54:54,385 So? How about it? Are we good? 726 00:54:55,785 --> 00:54:58,265 We're good. Come on in. 727 00:54:58,345 --> 00:55:00,145 -Oh! -We're good. 728 00:55:03,465 --> 00:55:05,625 Oh! To clear the air. 729 00:55:05,705 --> 00:55:06,665 You shouldn't have. 730 00:55:06,745 --> 00:55:08,905 Should, shouldn't. Take it. Put it away. 731 00:55:08,985 --> 00:55:11,065 Thank you. Sit down. 732 00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:11,985 Why not? 733 00:55:13,145 --> 00:55:16,305 A little reminder for those who like to party. 734 00:55:16,385 --> 00:55:20,265 Bodźki village festival! We warmly welcome you. 735 00:55:20,345 --> 00:55:24,305 And now a tune from everybody's favorite, the Songbirds from Bodźki. 736 00:55:26,705 --> 00:55:27,585 Have some. 737 00:55:38,745 --> 00:55:39,985 Don't you like it? 738 00:55:41,785 --> 00:55:42,785 It's good. 739 00:55:43,625 --> 00:55:44,505 It's… 740 00:55:46,225 --> 00:55:47,745 More sophisticated-like. 741 00:55:47,825 --> 00:55:51,985 But with cheese and ketchup, it would be even better. 742 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:55,745 Tell me, gentlemen, 743 00:55:56,865 --> 00:56:01,905 do you know what the conflict between Halina and Herbal Hamlet is about? 744 00:56:01,985 --> 00:56:05,225 It all started with Wolak Senior. Kuba's father, I mean. 745 00:56:05,305 --> 00:56:08,665 -He became the owner of Halina's meadow. -What do you mean? 746 00:56:08,745 --> 00:56:14,065 Where Kuba is now growing his herbs, that used to be your ancestors' land. 747 00:56:14,145 --> 00:56:17,345 And your mother sold that land against Halina's wishes. 748 00:56:19,185 --> 00:56:20,105 I remember 749 00:56:21,025 --> 00:56:21,865 them fighting. 750 00:56:23,065 --> 00:56:24,865 Mom never said what it was about. 751 00:56:24,945 --> 00:56:27,825 She said we wouldn't be coming to Bodźki anymore. 752 00:56:27,905 --> 00:56:30,385 Halina should sell the rest of that meadow to Kuba 753 00:56:30,465 --> 00:56:33,185 to pay off her debts, and that'd be that. 754 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,225 Very true. 755 00:56:34,745 --> 00:56:38,225 These lawsuits only caused her more and more distress. 756 00:56:40,145 --> 00:56:41,425 Make her an offer. 757 00:56:41,945 --> 00:56:43,625 You'll forego the damages 758 00:56:43,705 --> 00:56:47,945 if Halina stops sending complaints against you, meaning me, got it? 759 00:56:48,025 --> 00:56:49,985 Kubuś, so do I call you "Wojtek" today? 760 00:56:50,065 --> 00:56:51,785 -Yes. -And you call me "boss." 761 00:56:52,345 --> 00:56:53,905 "Director" suits you better. 762 00:57:00,105 --> 00:57:01,665 -Hello. -Hello. 763 00:57:02,665 --> 00:57:06,225 -You're a waiter here as well? -Gotta make ends meet somehow. 764 00:57:12,025 --> 00:57:12,865 Wojtuś. 765 00:57:14,585 --> 00:57:15,705 Take a seat. 766 00:57:26,345 --> 00:57:27,185 I have an offer. 767 00:57:27,265 --> 00:57:28,345 You never 768 00:57:29,265 --> 00:57:31,625 talk business here without having a drink first. 769 00:57:32,145 --> 00:57:34,225 Am I right, Wojtuś? Wojtuś. 770 00:57:36,265 --> 00:57:38,265 I keep him here because 771 00:57:38,905 --> 00:57:40,305 he's a decent guy. 772 00:57:41,585 --> 00:57:44,025 Just a bit slow sometimes. 773 00:57:45,985 --> 00:57:47,745 Why are you standing there? 774 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:50,105 Go grab us some menus. 775 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,345 On it, boss. 776 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:54,025 -Director. -Director. 777 00:57:54,105 --> 00:57:56,225 Thank you, but I didn't come here to eat. 778 00:57:56,305 --> 00:58:00,425 I will sell the rest of Halina's meadow. My offer is 150 thousand. 779 00:58:02,225 --> 00:58:03,065 Do you agree? 780 00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:11,425 Yes. I like that offer. We have a deal. 781 00:58:11,505 --> 00:58:12,905 Are you crazy? 782 00:58:12,985 --> 00:58:15,905 He hurt your grandma, and you want to sell him the land? 783 00:58:15,985 --> 00:58:17,545 Where's your honor, girl? 784 00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:21,625 I went crazy like that once, while testing some questionable hooch. 785 00:58:21,705 --> 00:58:23,545 Come on! 786 00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:24,905 Now! 787 00:58:28,185 --> 00:58:30,665 Hold on! Halina needs money. 788 00:58:30,745 --> 00:58:33,505 Earn it. I don't know. Start selling cheese again. 789 00:58:33,585 --> 00:58:34,825 She's been shut down. 790 00:58:34,905 --> 00:58:37,265 Oh, everything can be worked out. 791 00:58:37,345 --> 00:58:38,265 Kurek? 792 00:58:39,545 --> 00:58:41,105 Wojciech Kurek. 793 00:58:42,945 --> 00:58:45,905 Apologize for calling me a dick, or I'll find someone else. 794 00:58:46,545 --> 00:58:48,025 Director, not now. 795 00:58:48,985 --> 00:58:51,745 You're really letting him treat you like a pushover? 796 00:58:51,825 --> 00:58:52,865 Don't exaggerate. 797 00:58:53,505 --> 00:58:56,425 Wojciech is a footstool at best. 798 00:59:08,185 --> 00:59:10,665 Not good. 799 00:59:10,745 --> 00:59:13,865 I see you managed to make a deal with my son. 800 00:59:14,465 --> 00:59:15,385 Hi, Dad. 801 00:59:15,465 --> 00:59:18,465 Wojtuś, I love you like a son, but one more word out of you… 802 00:59:18,545 --> 00:59:20,665 Wait, so this is your son? 803 00:59:21,505 --> 00:59:23,385 Yeah. Doesn't look like me, huh? 804 00:59:23,465 --> 00:59:24,745 I wanted to tell you-- 805 00:59:24,825 --> 00:59:28,345 Dad! Look at this little guy Grandpa and I managed to save. 806 00:59:28,425 --> 00:59:30,665 He was lost, wandering by the road. 807 00:59:30,745 --> 00:59:34,265 -Do you want to adopt Maciuś? -Tola, I've gotta talk to Oliwka. 808 00:59:34,345 --> 00:59:36,505 No, you don't have to. Everything's clear. 809 00:59:37,025 --> 00:59:37,865 He's cute. 810 00:59:38,865 --> 00:59:39,785 But I can't. 811 00:59:40,385 --> 00:59:42,545 I have a little goat to look after. 812 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:44,705 A little goat? May I see her? 813 00:59:45,305 --> 00:59:46,545 Of course. Come over. 814 00:59:47,065 --> 00:59:49,025 Halina Madej's farm. 815 00:59:49,105 --> 00:59:49,945 Hold on. 816 00:59:50,905 --> 00:59:51,785 So, 817 00:59:51,865 --> 00:59:53,785 who are you to Halina? 818 00:59:54,385 --> 00:59:55,865 Why don't you ask your son? 819 00:59:57,505 --> 00:59:58,865 What have you two done now? 820 00:59:59,705 --> 01:00:01,705 Bunch of jackanapes! 821 01:00:28,665 --> 01:00:29,705 Jan! 822 01:00:31,985 --> 01:00:33,105 Jan! 823 01:00:41,225 --> 01:00:42,345 Jan! 824 01:00:42,425 --> 01:00:43,345 What? 825 01:00:43,425 --> 01:00:45,465 -Is there a fire? -Are you alone? 826 01:00:46,025 --> 01:00:49,065 What else at this hour? I go to bed with the chickens. 827 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,985 I saw a woman through the window. 828 01:00:53,105 --> 01:00:54,705 Things like that at my age? 829 01:00:55,225 --> 01:00:57,105 That could put me in an early grave. 830 01:00:57,625 --> 01:00:58,465 But… 831 01:01:01,785 --> 01:01:06,105 Around here, it's inappropriate to visit people at this hour. 832 01:01:06,185 --> 01:01:07,345 I won't be a minute. 833 01:01:07,945 --> 01:01:10,505 Why was Halina banned from making cheese? 834 01:01:12,065 --> 01:01:13,305 There was an inspection. 835 01:01:14,345 --> 01:01:16,065 We ended up with some nasty harpy. 836 01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:18,385 She started yammering 837 01:01:19,065 --> 01:01:21,065 that your grandma's paperwork was wrong. 838 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:22,665 To them, documents are sacred. 839 01:01:24,905 --> 01:01:26,825 That's my mother. 840 01:01:27,505 --> 01:01:31,025 She haunts me for failing to extend the family line. 841 01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:36,065 Halina! 842 01:01:43,145 --> 01:01:46,425 I've only ever loved one woman in my entire life. 843 01:01:48,065 --> 01:01:48,985 Goodnight. 844 01:02:12,785 --> 01:02:15,825 Looks like I'll have to put lotion over your bare skin, huh? 845 01:02:15,905 --> 01:02:18,865 Yeah, sure. Keep dreaming. All for my benefit… 846 01:02:18,945 --> 01:02:20,345 -Did you hear that? -What? 847 01:02:20,425 --> 01:02:22,705 She's becoming interested in cheese. 848 01:02:22,785 --> 01:02:26,665 She's soaking up country life like a sponge. 849 01:02:27,185 --> 01:02:29,225 Come on. Let's have a drink. 850 01:02:29,305 --> 01:02:31,665 Do you need to be scratched from behind, huh? 851 01:02:31,745 --> 01:02:33,705 You old lecher, you. Come on in. 852 01:02:33,785 --> 01:02:36,025 My intentions toward you are pure, Halina. 853 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:38,065 I'd take you to the altar. 854 01:03:03,785 --> 01:03:04,665 Oliwka! 855 01:03:05,225 --> 01:03:06,305 Come by my place. 856 01:03:06,865 --> 01:03:08,585 No, I don't want to be a bother. 857 01:03:08,665 --> 01:03:09,625 No arguing! 858 01:03:10,705 --> 01:03:12,785 Daniel! Kids! 859 01:03:13,345 --> 01:03:16,265 Set the table. We've got a guest. 860 01:03:16,345 --> 01:03:18,825 Could I visit you in Wrocław, Auntie? 861 01:03:18,905 --> 01:03:21,665 Of course you can. You all can, the entire family. 862 01:03:22,265 --> 01:03:24,985 And who'll take care of the farm? 863 01:03:26,225 --> 01:03:30,785 With all this farming, we never go anywhere. 864 01:03:30,865 --> 01:03:33,905 But we're happy here, and we have all we could ever need. 865 01:03:35,785 --> 01:03:38,345 The only fun thing around here is the festival. 866 01:03:38,425 --> 01:03:40,145 -Backwater. -Girls! 867 01:03:40,225 --> 01:03:44,025 Excuse me, ladies, but it's time to put our children to bed. 868 01:03:44,705 --> 01:03:47,025 Little geese, go inside. 869 01:03:48,585 --> 01:03:50,545 Go! 870 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:52,465 -Bye, Mom. Bye, Auntie. -Bye-bye. 871 01:03:52,545 --> 01:03:54,545 -I love you. Bye. -Goodnight. 872 01:03:57,345 --> 01:03:58,345 Tea? 873 01:03:59,905 --> 01:04:00,905 Pour some wine. 874 01:04:09,585 --> 01:04:11,305 Now, tell me what's going on. 875 01:04:13,985 --> 01:04:15,865 I don't even know where to start. 876 01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:17,585 From the beginning. 877 01:04:29,745 --> 01:04:30,865 Done in two. 878 01:04:34,025 --> 01:04:34,905 Cheers! 879 01:04:43,065 --> 01:04:44,145 Now, let's talk. 880 01:04:44,225 --> 01:04:49,385 I am a girl from Podlasie 881 01:04:49,465 --> 01:04:54,185 With an apron to my knees 882 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:58,225 Down with the herbal dick! 883 01:04:59,065 --> 01:05:03,625 And down with all dicks around the world! 884 01:05:05,585 --> 01:05:08,625 Hey. But he was quite a hunk. 885 01:05:10,265 --> 01:05:13,745 -Nothing special. Right, Dumpling? -Nah, come on. 886 01:05:13,825 --> 01:05:15,825 I know he caught your eye. 887 01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:18,505 What about the mother of his child? 888 01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:19,785 I don't know. 889 01:05:20,385 --> 01:05:23,665 I don't know, because that Kuba, he's like… 890 01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:26,985 He grabs hold and won't let go. Keeps everything to himself. 891 01:05:28,465 --> 01:05:29,585 Hey, 892 01:05:29,665 --> 01:05:32,425 can you sell cheese at the festival? 893 01:05:32,505 --> 01:05:33,505 You can. 894 01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:41,265 I'll wink at one of them 895 01:05:41,345 --> 01:05:46,185 And nudge the other one 896 01:05:47,305 --> 01:05:48,625 Amanda says hi. 897 01:05:48,705 --> 01:05:50,785 Maciuś says hi to you too. 898 01:05:52,145 --> 01:05:53,505 How did the surgery go? 899 01:05:53,585 --> 01:05:55,825 It went according to plan. She feels better. 900 01:05:55,905 --> 01:05:58,025 You're the best. I kept my fingers crossed. 901 01:05:58,105 --> 01:05:59,625 I know, sweetheart. I felt it. 902 01:06:01,745 --> 01:06:02,905 -Hi. -Hi. 903 01:06:02,985 --> 01:06:06,505 Hi! Tolcia, I'll see you the day after tomorrow. I can't wait. 904 01:06:06,585 --> 01:06:08,705 Me too. I love you, Mom. 905 01:06:09,745 --> 01:06:11,225 I love you too. Bye! 906 01:06:11,305 --> 01:06:14,265 Amanda, say "bye." 907 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,625 -Bye! -Bye! 908 01:06:18,345 --> 01:06:20,265 Did you make things right with Oliwka? 909 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:23,145 It's not that simple. 910 01:06:24,225 --> 01:06:25,305 You know about herbs. 911 01:06:25,825 --> 01:06:30,585 You make mixtures that help others, but you can't deal with your own problems. 912 01:06:31,105 --> 01:06:34,225 I need to prepare a mixture to make you less of a smart aleck. 913 01:06:36,905 --> 01:06:40,025 Oliwka is cool. No wonder you like her. 914 01:06:40,545 --> 01:06:41,905 How do you know about that? 915 01:06:43,185 --> 01:06:46,105 What kind of witch are you? Grandma's rolling in her grave. 916 01:06:46,185 --> 01:06:47,825 Wizard! You smart aleck! 917 01:06:49,025 --> 01:06:50,825 What's going on? It's your bedtime. 918 01:06:54,945 --> 01:06:55,785 What now? 919 01:06:57,225 --> 01:06:58,065 Why, you! 920 01:06:59,185 --> 01:07:01,745 FILL OUT JOB OFFER CHEF 921 01:07:10,185 --> 01:07:12,745 I've made a new pipe herb mix for you. 922 01:07:16,025 --> 01:07:17,585 Are you looking for a new cook? 923 01:07:18,945 --> 01:07:20,585 Mind your own business, okay? 924 01:07:20,665 --> 01:07:24,265 The investors are coming. It would be nice to show them a good time. 925 01:07:24,345 --> 01:07:26,505 Did you make up with Halina's granddaughter? 926 01:07:28,825 --> 01:07:31,345 -What do you mean? -You lied to her. Am I right? 927 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:34,585 Well? 928 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,225 Yeah. 929 01:07:36,305 --> 01:07:37,145 Right. 930 01:07:37,865 --> 01:07:39,785 Act like a man and apologize to her. 931 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:48,345 Give me this night 932 01:07:49,265 --> 01:07:51,065 Only one night 933 01:07:52,185 --> 01:07:54,625 Give, give, give… and gesture… this night 934 01:07:55,145 --> 01:07:57,385 Only one night! 935 01:07:59,065 --> 01:08:00,185 Wojtuś? 936 01:08:00,265 --> 01:08:05,025 You'll send me to her as a musical telegram to apologize. 937 01:08:05,105 --> 01:08:07,385 -Wojtek, are you insane? -Not today. 938 01:08:07,465 --> 01:08:08,585 I saw it in a movie. 939 01:08:09,105 --> 01:08:09,945 Kuba, it works. 940 01:08:10,025 --> 01:08:11,385 Well, 941 01:08:12,105 --> 01:08:13,945 Tola could use some siblings. 942 01:08:14,025 --> 01:08:15,425 Jeez, come on! 943 01:08:15,505 --> 01:08:19,145 It would be a shame for genes like yours to go to waste, Pop. 944 01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:20,105 You hear that? 945 01:08:20,185 --> 01:08:24,425 Wojtuś, you're capable of making sense when you put your mind to it. Fist bump! 946 01:08:28,265 --> 01:08:29,425 Buddies. 947 01:08:59,665 --> 01:09:02,825 RECIPES MINE AND GRANDMA'S 948 01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:10,865 WHEY RECIPE 949 01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:28,465 Oliwcia, my beloved granddaughter. I've sent so many letters to you. 950 01:09:31,105 --> 01:09:33,345 It's the same old story with me, sweetheart. 951 01:09:33,425 --> 01:09:37,225 I only have one granddaughter, and my heart breaks with regret 952 01:09:37,305 --> 01:09:39,865 that you weren't with me for another summer. 953 01:09:41,905 --> 01:09:45,105 Winter is just around the corner, and Christmas is coming. 954 01:09:46,185 --> 01:09:48,865 And I'm sad that you're not with me. 955 01:09:50,145 --> 01:09:53,745 Santa will probably stop by with a gift for you. 956 01:09:53,825 --> 01:09:55,545 RETURNED TO SENDER 04.27.2006 957 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,745 I will have it delivered to you. 958 01:09:58,985 --> 01:10:01,665 The storks arrived when spring started. 959 01:10:01,745 --> 01:10:06,545 Dumpling has grown up. He told me to send you his best wishes. 960 01:10:07,265 --> 01:10:09,265 We're waiting for you here. 961 01:10:10,745 --> 01:10:16,705 There is joy all around, except for me, my darling. 962 01:10:18,345 --> 01:10:19,745 I miss you. 963 01:10:20,265 --> 01:10:23,305 And I keep looking forward to a letter from you. 964 01:10:24,665 --> 01:10:28,265 Scribble a few words for your old gran. 965 01:10:32,025 --> 01:10:33,825 I love you, my little goat. 966 01:10:34,745 --> 01:10:37,745 My little star. My deepest love. 967 01:10:38,385 --> 01:10:39,225 Gran. 968 01:10:40,025 --> 01:10:41,025 Gran. 969 01:10:41,545 --> 01:10:44,185 I never got these letters. 970 01:11:01,225 --> 01:11:02,665 What are you doing here? 971 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,745 We have matters to discuss with Oliwka. 972 01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:17,665 Halina won't be pleased to know that you visit her granddaughter. At night. 973 01:11:22,465 --> 01:11:25,025 I think people should be sleeping by now. 974 01:11:25,545 --> 01:11:26,945 In their own beds. 975 01:11:31,865 --> 01:11:32,985 Goodnight, Ms. Ela. 976 01:11:34,425 --> 01:11:35,745 Goodnight. 977 01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:49,505 -Got something for me? -I've got news for Halina. Not good. 978 01:11:49,585 --> 01:11:50,425 Tell me. 979 01:11:50,505 --> 01:11:53,665 Her granddaughter is fraternizing with her greatest enemy. 980 01:11:54,265 --> 01:11:55,425 Oh, my word! 981 01:11:56,865 --> 01:11:58,105 Not a word to Halina. 982 01:11:58,185 --> 01:12:00,225 -Why? -What if she can't take it? 983 01:12:00,305 --> 01:12:02,345 We'd have a real funeral, then. 984 01:12:02,945 --> 01:12:04,145 I'll take care of it. 985 01:12:32,225 --> 01:12:33,745 -Hello. -Hello. 986 01:12:33,825 --> 01:12:36,305 SANITARY STATION 987 01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:43,625 Who did you snitch on this time, you rat? 988 01:12:43,705 --> 01:12:47,665 I'm glad to see you too. You'll be able to sell your cheese again. 989 01:12:48,265 --> 01:12:49,305 What's this? 990 01:12:49,385 --> 01:12:50,225 Read it. 991 01:12:52,225 --> 01:12:53,905 You must have good connections 992 01:12:53,985 --> 01:12:58,065 to order an inspection at Halina's, then lift the ban with one word. 993 01:12:59,385 --> 01:13:02,465 I sell the Chief Inspector herbs. I didn't make the complaint. 994 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:03,385 Sure. 995 01:13:05,065 --> 01:13:06,705 -Hi, Oliwka. -Hi! 996 01:13:08,545 --> 01:13:09,785 I'll drive this time. 997 01:13:10,665 --> 01:13:11,585 Fine. 998 01:13:39,225 --> 01:13:42,305 A liter of milk will yield about a quarter of cheese. 999 01:13:42,865 --> 01:13:45,585 It's better when the milk is salted. 1000 01:13:46,425 --> 01:13:50,345 When the fire starts to bubble, grab the pot from the burner. 1001 01:13:51,305 --> 01:13:56,865 To make sure it's tasty, pour some lemon juice over it. 1002 01:13:56,945 --> 01:13:58,945 Just a little, no more. 1003 01:13:59,785 --> 01:14:01,665 And the most important part… 1004 01:14:01,745 --> 01:14:07,305 Give him this night Only one night 1005 01:14:08,145 --> 01:14:13,345 Give him this night Only one night 1006 01:14:14,865 --> 01:14:15,865 Excuse me? 1007 01:14:17,585 --> 01:14:19,145 It's an apology from Kuba. 1008 01:14:19,825 --> 01:14:20,945 He sent you here? 1009 01:14:22,105 --> 01:14:24,105 -It worked, didn't it? -Well… 1010 01:14:24,865 --> 01:14:25,865 Not really. 1011 01:14:28,585 --> 01:14:31,065 I had some trouble choosing the right song. 1012 01:14:33,305 --> 01:14:34,545 Not with your finger! 1013 01:14:37,665 --> 01:14:38,505 No salt? 1014 01:14:43,305 --> 01:14:44,385 Not salty at all. 1015 01:14:48,745 --> 01:14:50,185 Because you didn't add salt. 1016 01:15:13,065 --> 01:15:14,865 What do you want with Oliwka Madej? 1017 01:15:15,985 --> 01:15:18,785 She doesn't want to see me. You don't need to worry, Jan. 1018 01:15:30,065 --> 01:15:32,345 I can see that she's caught your eye. 1019 01:15:34,545 --> 01:15:36,225 I really screwed up. Big time. 1020 01:15:36,825 --> 01:15:39,545 Our Oliwcia has really made your heart flutter. 1021 01:15:42,425 --> 01:15:43,785 Because she's a great girl. 1022 01:15:44,345 --> 01:15:45,185 Really great. 1023 01:15:45,265 --> 01:15:46,425 You're a bonehead. 1024 01:15:47,945 --> 01:15:50,145 You had a chance to make things right. 1025 01:15:51,185 --> 01:15:53,305 I don't know if Ms. Halina would like that. 1026 01:15:53,825 --> 01:15:57,505 You know, she's the one who started this! She sued me. I wanted to settle. 1027 01:15:58,105 --> 01:15:59,665 That damn woman chased me away. 1028 01:16:00,265 --> 01:16:02,505 I will not have you disparage my little dove. 1029 01:16:03,945 --> 01:16:06,185 But she is a firecracker. That's true. 1030 01:16:11,225 --> 01:16:12,705 Maybe there's still hope 1031 01:16:13,265 --> 01:16:15,785 for something to happen between you and Oliwka, eh? 1032 01:16:23,505 --> 01:16:27,545 Two are needed to tango 1033 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:31,305 Bodies in unison and eager heart 1034 01:16:32,305 --> 01:16:36,665 Two are needed to tango 1035 01:16:36,745 --> 01:16:40,225 That's how this world was designed 1036 01:16:42,385 --> 01:16:45,545 This cheese can't hold a candle to Halina's, eh? 1037 01:16:46,425 --> 01:16:48,905 And you're supposed to be this big-city cook. 1038 01:16:49,865 --> 01:16:50,905 Gentlemen, 1039 01:16:51,425 --> 01:16:53,225 goat's cheese is not my specialty. 1040 01:16:53,305 --> 01:16:56,385 -I'm still learning. -I know. Fine, whatever. 1041 01:16:57,585 --> 01:17:00,945 Take me It will be wonderful 1042 01:17:01,025 --> 01:17:02,065 I'll take you! 1043 01:17:02,145 --> 01:17:04,505 Shower me with gold 1044 01:17:06,945 --> 01:17:07,865 I'll take you. 1045 01:17:09,345 --> 01:17:12,865 As a substitute for Halina. To sing, during the festival. 1046 01:17:16,545 --> 01:17:17,985 I don't think so. 1047 01:17:18,825 --> 01:17:20,185 There's a prize. 1048 01:17:20,905 --> 01:17:21,945 How much? 1049 01:17:22,025 --> 01:17:23,425 Ten thousand Polish zlotys. 1050 01:17:25,465 --> 01:17:27,705 -To split. -Ah… 1051 01:17:27,785 --> 01:17:29,585 Five ways… Six. 1052 01:17:30,465 --> 01:17:31,745 Six ways… 1053 01:17:32,345 --> 01:17:35,425 Okay, then. That sounds much better to me. 1054 01:17:36,145 --> 01:17:37,505 Got it. Good! 1055 01:17:38,585 --> 01:17:39,745 Matylda. 1056 01:17:39,825 --> 01:17:41,025 What's up? 1057 01:17:41,625 --> 01:17:44,865 Do you know who sent the complaint to the health department? 1058 01:17:45,745 --> 01:17:46,585 Oliwka. 1059 01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:48,785 I'm working on it. 1060 01:17:50,105 --> 01:17:52,145 -Hi, Uncle. -Sweetie-pie! 1061 01:17:57,025 --> 01:17:58,185 How is the cheese? 1062 01:17:58,705 --> 01:17:59,625 Try it. 1063 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,825 Not exactly mind-blowing. 1064 01:18:09,665 --> 01:18:11,825 My dad could season it with herbs. 1065 01:18:11,905 --> 01:18:14,145 Kuba's herbs are the best around here. 1066 01:18:14,225 --> 01:18:15,385 Yeah, the best. 1067 01:18:15,465 --> 01:18:16,545 The best. 1068 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:18,625 I'm not asking your father for anything. 1069 01:18:18,705 --> 01:18:19,945 You don't have to. 1070 01:18:20,025 --> 01:18:21,665 You can buy all you need. 1071 01:18:21,745 --> 01:18:24,345 Ah! Words of wisdom from the little one. 1072 01:18:29,665 --> 01:18:32,945 I get why you're angry with Dad. I would be too. 1073 01:18:33,825 --> 01:18:35,305 He made a fool out of me. 1074 01:18:36,425 --> 01:18:40,145 He fell in love. And you know what serotonin can do to a person. 1075 01:18:43,225 --> 01:18:45,585 Your dad seems to fall in love a lot. 1076 01:18:47,225 --> 01:18:49,745 More often, girls fall for him. 1077 01:18:51,585 --> 01:18:53,785 No wonder. He's a cool guy. 1078 01:19:00,585 --> 01:19:05,505 Maybe you could take it easy on him? A favor from a feminine person to another. 1079 01:19:22,345 --> 01:19:26,665 I've been telling you we shouldn't do business in Podlasie. 1080 01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:28,825 Even GPS doesn't work out here. 1081 01:19:28,905 --> 01:19:31,825 Darek, I don't even know what we're doing here. 1082 01:19:32,665 --> 01:19:36,065 Nature hates me. You'll see. Something will swallow me up. 1083 01:19:36,145 --> 01:19:38,825 Last time, in the countryside, a mosquito bit me hard. 1084 01:19:38,905 --> 01:19:42,025 My face swelled up like a balloon. I almost died, man. 1085 01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:43,665 Look. 1086 01:19:43,745 --> 01:19:45,105 -A stork. -I can see. 1087 01:19:46,465 --> 01:19:49,625 Relax. There are no mosquitoes out here. 1088 01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:53,905 Hey. Look at those two. 1089 01:19:55,185 --> 01:19:57,665 If a mosquito bit them, it'd get totally hammered. 1090 01:19:58,665 --> 01:19:59,505 Gentlemen. 1091 01:20:00,185 --> 01:20:01,225 Hello. 1092 01:20:02,505 --> 01:20:03,625 We've got a question. 1093 01:20:04,145 --> 01:20:06,585 How do we get to the Herbal Hamlet? 1094 01:20:06,665 --> 01:20:07,905 The GPS 1095 01:20:08,585 --> 01:20:09,585 went haywire. 1096 01:20:13,705 --> 01:20:18,985 A bit further straight on, then left, take the dirt road all the way down. 1097 01:20:19,065 --> 01:20:20,625 That's the quickest route. 1098 01:20:21,865 --> 01:20:23,225 Thank you, gentlemen. 1099 01:20:24,265 --> 01:20:25,585 You're lifesavers. 1100 01:20:32,225 --> 01:20:33,865 Ask, and you shall receive. 1101 01:20:45,145 --> 01:20:46,825 The Varsovians will be here soon. 1102 01:20:47,345 --> 01:20:50,465 I'm gonna show them the herbs, then bring them here for dinner. 1103 01:20:51,065 --> 01:20:52,425 What's the new cook making? 1104 01:20:52,945 --> 01:20:54,145 Cook? 1105 01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,145 There's no cook. 1106 01:20:57,625 --> 01:21:00,185 -Grandpa's making potato pancakes. -Excuse me? 1107 01:21:00,265 --> 01:21:04,025 "Excuse me" what? Tola loves them. Don't you? 1108 01:21:04,105 --> 01:21:05,305 -That's true. -There. 1109 01:21:11,025 --> 01:21:13,905 Tolcia, do you know how to make potato pancakes? 1110 01:21:37,545 --> 01:21:39,185 I've got a huge favor to ask. 1111 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:42,945 What exactly do you mean? 1112 01:21:45,545 --> 01:21:46,585 I need you. 1113 01:21:51,545 --> 01:21:54,065 For starters, we'll make tomato carpaccio. 1114 01:21:54,705 --> 01:21:59,745 Then, gazpacho. And for the grand finale, mushroom dumplings. 1115 01:22:01,065 --> 01:22:02,025 And for dessert? 1116 01:22:02,545 --> 01:22:03,425 For dessert… 1117 01:22:06,345 --> 01:22:09,505 -Cheese. -Cheese? For dessert? 1118 01:22:39,105 --> 01:22:41,385 -Smells fantastic. -Don't disturb me. 1119 01:22:41,465 --> 01:22:42,945 Where are those Varsovians? 1120 01:22:43,465 --> 01:22:44,705 Stop nibbling! 1121 01:22:45,225 --> 01:22:47,225 Yeah, Dad. Stop nibbling. 1122 01:22:47,305 --> 01:22:49,305 I don't know. They don't have reception. 1123 01:22:50,905 --> 01:22:53,665 I've done 3,248 steps. 1124 01:22:54,945 --> 01:22:57,745 -A six-month record. -To get to a barn. 1125 01:22:59,385 --> 01:23:01,825 -But it's nice, isn't it? -Yeah, it is. 1126 01:23:02,345 --> 01:23:04,905 Gentlemen, this isn't some local dive. 1127 01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:07,265 You should dress up for a nice restaurant. 1128 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,985 There's nothing nice around here. 1129 01:23:10,665 --> 01:23:11,505 Hello! 1130 01:23:14,505 --> 01:23:18,185 -I see that you've had quite a journey. -Nah. What makes you say that? 1131 01:23:19,545 --> 01:23:23,825 Nothing but a nightmare. We will never set foot here again! 1132 01:23:25,305 --> 01:23:27,625 Have a seat, gentlemen. Relax. 1133 01:23:28,305 --> 01:23:32,225 How about you get us a tow truck? We can relax back in Warsaw. 1134 01:23:32,305 --> 01:23:33,385 And our business? 1135 01:23:33,465 --> 01:23:35,465 Look for some other suckers. 1136 01:23:35,545 --> 01:23:39,305 I am strongly against you and this whole "Spud-laces" region! 1137 01:23:39,385 --> 01:23:42,145 Why don't you have something to eat? 1138 01:23:43,025 --> 01:23:45,705 No way. I won't touch a thing. Marek. 1139 01:23:46,745 --> 01:23:50,465 Maybe a little nibble, so we don't go home on an empty stomach. 1140 01:23:52,265 --> 01:23:55,305 If I wasn't starving, 1141 01:23:55,825 --> 01:23:58,185 I'd have walked out of here a long time ago. 1142 01:23:58,265 --> 01:23:59,145 Trust me. 1143 01:24:07,465 --> 01:24:08,305 Well, 1144 01:24:08,825 --> 01:24:09,665 nice. 1145 01:24:15,345 --> 01:24:16,505 Thank you. 1146 01:24:30,825 --> 01:24:34,585 And this is the chef's specialty. 1147 01:24:35,865 --> 01:24:37,465 We could use it. 1148 01:24:42,865 --> 01:24:44,145 Send her our regards. 1149 01:24:45,145 --> 01:24:47,505 And give her a generous bonus, 1150 01:24:47,585 --> 01:24:51,585 because she's given us a better opinion of this whole region. 1151 01:24:51,665 --> 01:24:54,865 We even decided that we can have a look at your herbs. 1152 01:24:54,945 --> 01:24:56,785 If everything around here works, 1153 01:24:57,585 --> 01:24:58,745 like your kitchen… 1154 01:25:00,945 --> 01:25:03,585 -I think we can reconsider our plans. -Yes. 1155 01:25:05,025 --> 01:25:05,905 Mareczek. 1156 01:25:06,785 --> 01:25:09,625 -It's the taste of my childhood… -Exactly. 1157 01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:11,665 …in this incredible presentation. 1158 01:25:11,745 --> 01:25:12,625 Amazing! 1159 01:25:23,345 --> 01:25:26,505 -Have the Varsovians left? -I called them a taxi to the station. 1160 01:25:26,585 --> 01:25:29,105 -Their car will be towed back. -Are we in business? 1161 01:25:29,185 --> 01:25:31,105 Yeah! Couldn't have gone better. 1162 01:25:31,185 --> 01:25:33,665 You should thank someone. Properly! 1163 01:25:33,745 --> 01:25:35,225 Okay! Where's Oliwka? 1164 01:25:35,305 --> 01:25:36,625 She left a moment ago. 1165 01:25:37,385 --> 01:25:38,385 Run after her. 1166 01:26:13,105 --> 01:26:14,465 I wanted to say thanks. 1167 01:26:42,305 --> 01:26:43,425 Thank you. 1168 01:26:50,785 --> 01:26:51,905 It's so quiet here. 1169 01:26:52,785 --> 01:26:54,425 It's what I love about Podlasie. 1170 01:27:37,665 --> 01:27:38,865 Kuba! 1171 01:27:39,545 --> 01:27:40,945 Kuba, sorry! 1172 01:27:42,145 --> 01:27:43,265 I need you. 1173 01:27:47,265 --> 01:27:48,265 Give me a moment. 1174 01:28:06,305 --> 01:28:07,265 What's wrong? 1175 01:28:07,345 --> 01:28:09,945 Your Dad took a shortcut and got stuck in the forest. 1176 01:28:10,025 --> 01:28:12,385 I can't get him out without your car. 1177 01:28:14,585 --> 01:28:15,425 Wait. 1178 01:28:50,265 --> 01:28:52,785 Why are you dressing up, my angel? 1179 01:28:52,865 --> 01:28:56,705 The festival's today. I wanna support Oliwcia in her cheese debut. 1180 01:28:56,785 --> 01:28:59,585 I told you that she can manage on her own. 1181 01:28:59,665 --> 01:29:02,785 I want to see my plan come to fruition with my own eyes, eh? 1182 01:29:02,865 --> 01:29:04,385 Always gotta have your way! 1183 01:29:04,985 --> 01:29:07,905 Won't let things go to avoid losing your grip on the reins. 1184 01:29:07,985 --> 01:29:09,625 -No. -No way! 1185 01:29:11,785 --> 01:29:12,705 -There. -Hey! 1186 01:29:12,785 --> 01:29:16,065 Hey, I'll only say this once: move that ladder back, eh? 1187 01:29:17,105 --> 01:29:20,145 Hey, put that ladder back right now! 1188 01:29:23,745 --> 01:29:24,865 Well? 1189 01:29:25,465 --> 01:29:28,785 Well, maybe you're right. 1190 01:29:31,025 --> 01:29:34,785 Why don't we have a good time? 1191 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,065 Together. 1192 01:29:40,905 --> 01:29:42,305 -Huh? -Halina! 1193 01:29:42,905 --> 01:29:43,785 Yeah? 1194 01:29:46,185 --> 01:29:47,505 Halina. 1195 01:29:48,265 --> 01:29:52,105 Halina, I've been waiting so long for this, my angel. 1196 01:29:52,185 --> 01:29:53,105 Halina! 1197 01:29:54,025 --> 01:29:56,505 Halina, my dearest! 1198 01:29:56,585 --> 01:29:59,705 Oh, you! No… 1199 01:29:59,785 --> 01:30:01,785 Come here. 1200 01:30:02,305 --> 01:30:04,905 Come on. 1201 01:30:07,025 --> 01:30:08,065 Halina?! 1202 01:30:08,745 --> 01:30:09,785 Halina! 1203 01:30:12,105 --> 01:30:13,065 There. 1204 01:30:15,065 --> 01:30:16,505 Halina! 1205 01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:19,665 Relax, Jan. I'll be back. 1206 01:30:29,305 --> 01:30:32,385 Halina! 1207 01:30:32,465 --> 01:30:35,945 Now, that's a firecracker. How could I not adore her? 1208 01:30:47,225 --> 01:30:48,545 You only live once. 1209 01:30:49,745 --> 01:30:53,785 Oh, hay and water 1210 01:30:53,865 --> 01:30:57,985 Oh, hay and water 1211 01:30:58,065 --> 01:31:02,145 Where did they go? 1212 01:31:02,225 --> 01:31:06,425 Where did my looks go? 1213 01:31:14,505 --> 01:31:18,665 My looks are wandering the world 1214 01:31:18,745 --> 01:31:22,865 My looks are wandering the world 1215 01:31:22,945 --> 01:31:26,985 All the pretty boys 1216 01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:31,145 All the pretty boys get seduced by them 1217 01:31:41,865 --> 01:31:44,585 You made a lovely billboard. Thank you. 1218 01:31:44,665 --> 01:31:46,985 -Come on. Let's go to the archery range! -Okay! 1219 01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:48,545 What about me? 1220 01:31:48,625 --> 01:31:51,825 I've gotta go. I'm the master of ceremony today. 1221 01:31:52,545 --> 01:31:55,905 Good luck, my… celebrity. 1222 01:32:00,785 --> 01:32:01,625 Look. 1223 01:32:03,025 --> 01:32:05,025 -Hi. -No, the other one is better. 1224 01:32:08,465 --> 01:32:09,865 Can we talk? 1225 01:32:09,945 --> 01:32:11,025 We'd better go. 1226 01:32:13,425 --> 01:32:14,625 We'd better go. 1227 01:32:16,745 --> 01:32:18,505 You don't need to explain yourself. 1228 01:32:19,105 --> 01:32:19,945 He does. 1229 01:32:21,185 --> 01:32:22,545 I'll watch over your stand. 1230 01:32:30,705 --> 01:32:31,705 Come on. 1231 01:32:34,345 --> 01:32:35,545 Girls. 1232 01:32:37,945 --> 01:32:39,225 This is my family. 1233 01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:41,585 Wow. 1234 01:32:42,185 --> 01:32:43,345 Congratulations. 1235 01:32:45,425 --> 01:32:46,905 You still don't understand. 1236 01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:48,705 This 1237 01:32:49,425 --> 01:32:50,305 is my mom. 1238 01:32:51,345 --> 01:32:52,265 And this 1239 01:32:52,345 --> 01:32:53,585 is her girlfriend. 1240 01:32:55,665 --> 01:32:57,505 Welcome to our patchwork family. 1241 01:32:59,025 --> 01:33:00,745 Ta-da! 1242 01:33:04,265 --> 01:33:08,105 Welcome, everyone, to the Taste of Bodźki Festival! 1243 01:33:08,185 --> 01:33:11,825 We've got incredible attractions for you this year, 1244 01:33:11,905 --> 01:33:12,945 from alpacas 1245 01:33:13,025 --> 01:33:16,825 to village housewives singing in choirs. 1246 01:33:16,905 --> 01:33:18,105 And now, the choir… 1247 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:20,545 The choir. 1248 01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:25,625 Songbirds. You did great. Great. 1249 01:33:28,465 --> 01:33:29,465 Is that Halina? 1250 01:33:30,745 --> 01:33:32,225 And Jan's coming after her. 1251 01:33:35,225 --> 01:33:36,825 Oh, my word. 1252 01:33:37,345 --> 01:33:38,545 This won't end well. 1253 01:33:39,225 --> 01:33:41,545 You're fraternizing with my enemy now? 1254 01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:43,185 Kuba helped me with the cheese. 1255 01:33:45,785 --> 01:33:48,865 He'll trick you! 1256 01:33:48,945 --> 01:33:51,865 -Halina! -You snitch! You monopolist! 1257 01:33:53,145 --> 01:33:57,345 It was a lady from the next village. Matylda found out! 1258 01:33:57,425 --> 01:33:59,305 Why don't we bury the hatchet? 1259 01:33:59,385 --> 01:34:03,745 Ha! Hear that? He wants to bury a hatchet in my head! 1260 01:34:03,825 --> 01:34:06,385 -Let go! -Give me that! 1261 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:11,985 Quiet! 1262 01:34:12,585 --> 01:34:13,665 I'm talking now. 1263 01:34:14,785 --> 01:34:16,865 Youngsters, over there. Calm down! 1264 01:34:16,945 --> 01:34:18,705 I'll talk to Halina myself. 1265 01:34:18,785 --> 01:34:19,785 You! 1266 01:34:19,865 --> 01:34:20,705 You knew? 1267 01:34:20,785 --> 01:34:22,265 I knew and rooted for them. 1268 01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:24,665 Try this. 1269 01:34:24,745 --> 01:34:26,025 The youngsters made it. 1270 01:34:27,385 --> 01:34:28,225 Well? 1271 01:34:30,425 --> 01:34:31,265 It's good. 1272 01:34:33,385 --> 01:34:34,505 Almost like mine. 1273 01:34:35,305 --> 01:34:39,745 Oh, you silly woman, Halina. And stubborn, like an old mule! 1274 01:34:39,825 --> 01:34:42,145 If they fall in love with each other, 1275 01:34:42,225 --> 01:34:44,425 Oliwka will stay in Bodźki for good. 1276 01:34:46,505 --> 01:34:48,465 We'd have grandchildren. 1277 01:34:49,265 --> 01:34:52,225 We? What "we"? Come on! 1278 01:34:54,465 --> 01:34:58,345 There was once a golden-feathered hen 1279 01:34:58,425 --> 01:35:02,185 The neighbor's rooster Wanted to pluck her feathers 1280 01:35:02,265 --> 01:35:05,985 She wouldn't let him 1281 01:35:06,065 --> 01:35:07,225 The doggone thing… 1282 01:35:07,305 --> 01:35:08,905 I'm sorry about Halina. 1283 01:35:09,905 --> 01:35:11,065 I'm used to her. 1284 01:35:11,145 --> 01:35:13,905 There once was a duck She was a weird one 1285 01:35:13,985 --> 01:35:17,545 Instead of a mallard She preferred a turkey 1286 01:35:17,625 --> 01:35:21,385 She wouldn't let him 1287 01:35:21,465 --> 01:35:23,905 The doggone thing wouldn't let him 1288 01:35:23,985 --> 01:35:26,065 I've had enough of squabbles. 1289 01:35:26,145 --> 01:35:30,545 The goat thinks, what did I do To be coupled with this old billy goat? 1290 01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,305 And I'll keep my eye on you. 1291 01:35:34,145 --> 01:35:35,425 I don't doubt that. 1292 01:35:35,505 --> 01:35:37,385 She wouldn't let him 1293 01:35:37,465 --> 01:35:38,545 I'll leave you alone. 1294 01:35:38,625 --> 01:35:40,865 The doggone thing wouldn't let him 1295 01:35:40,945 --> 01:35:44,665 She tells the billy goat "You wretched thing" 1296 01:35:44,745 --> 01:35:48,505 "Get lost You're causing the barn to stink" 1297 01:35:48,585 --> 01:35:52,345 She wouldn't let him 1298 01:35:52,425 --> 01:35:55,785 The doggone thing wouldn't let him 1299 01:35:56,825 --> 01:35:58,505 Will you make peace with Mom too? 1300 01:35:58,585 --> 01:36:00,385 The ram goes "My dear neighbor" 1301 01:36:00,465 --> 01:36:03,305 "I won't let a woman rule over the world" 1302 01:36:03,385 --> 01:36:06,065 Is the land more important to you than your daughter? 1303 01:36:07,545 --> 01:36:09,025 It's not just any land. 1304 01:36:11,665 --> 01:36:13,385 It's the land of our ancestors. 1305 01:36:13,465 --> 01:36:18,905 He never stops jabbering at his woman "Go to hell with that old fart" 1306 01:36:18,985 --> 01:36:21,865 I'll give her a call, when she's back from her meditating. 1307 01:36:21,945 --> 01:36:23,825 She wouldn't let him 1308 01:36:23,905 --> 01:36:27,385 The doggone thing wouldn't let him 1309 01:36:27,905 --> 01:36:28,945 I really… 1310 01:36:30,545 --> 01:36:31,905 I really missed you. 1311 01:36:34,305 --> 01:36:35,625 I love you too, Gran. 1312 01:36:40,425 --> 01:36:41,385 Why, you! 1313 01:36:42,465 --> 01:36:44,945 Godspeed, brother! 1314 01:36:45,465 --> 01:36:46,465 Well said. 1315 01:36:46,545 --> 01:36:52,545 POWER-IN-LAW 1316 01:36:57,145 --> 01:36:59,745 And now, the harpies are coming! 1317 01:36:59,825 --> 01:37:01,185 -What? -Well! 1318 01:37:01,265 --> 01:37:02,105 Well! 1319 01:37:03,425 --> 01:37:04,265 Well, well. 1320 01:37:04,785 --> 01:37:06,065 Will you let us try it? 1321 01:37:06,145 --> 01:37:09,105 -Well… -Let us try your concoction. 1322 01:37:12,865 --> 01:37:13,705 Good. 1323 01:37:23,345 --> 01:37:26,105 That's a pretty good moonshine you've got there. 1324 01:37:26,185 --> 01:37:29,785 -Yeah. -Let's have another one. For courage. 1325 01:37:29,865 --> 01:37:31,745 -For courage. -Before the show. 1326 01:37:31,825 --> 01:37:32,745 Liquid courage. 1327 01:37:42,265 --> 01:37:43,105 There. 1328 01:37:43,185 --> 01:37:45,745 Now, you're gonna "mi-mi" like never before. 1329 01:37:47,625 --> 01:37:50,865 And now, our Naughty Narew Girls! 1330 01:37:52,265 --> 01:37:58,705 Somewhere in the forest, on an oak Pigeons are cooing 1331 01:37:58,785 --> 01:38:05,425 I've never known delight Years are passing me by 1332 01:38:05,505 --> 01:38:07,265 I've never known delight 1333 01:38:07,345 --> 01:38:09,305 -Halina. -Yeah? 1334 01:38:09,385 --> 01:38:11,585 I've got info from a reliable source 1335 01:38:12,265 --> 01:38:16,185 that Maryla Juraś lodged that complaint with the health department. 1336 01:38:17,105 --> 01:38:18,825 -Maryla? -Juraś. 1337 01:38:18,905 --> 01:38:20,665 -That Juraś? -That's right. 1338 01:38:22,865 --> 01:38:25,305 Juraś! 1339 01:38:25,385 --> 01:38:29,225 You're the one who sicced the health department on me? You snitch! 1340 01:38:29,305 --> 01:38:31,145 She's a snitch! 1341 01:38:31,225 --> 01:38:33,585 That's right. 1342 01:38:33,665 --> 01:38:36,465 I wonder who you bribed to win all those prizes. 1343 01:38:36,545 --> 01:38:39,145 Oh, you nasty shrew! 1344 01:38:39,225 --> 01:38:41,945 -Stop it right now! -You witch! 1345 01:38:42,545 --> 01:38:45,585 -You witch! -Come on! 1346 01:38:52,385 --> 01:38:55,345 A girl was sitting over by the river 1347 01:38:55,425 --> 01:38:59,025 Love looked deep into her dark eyes 1348 01:38:59,105 --> 01:39:02,185 He asked her if she's willing If she likes him 1349 01:39:02,265 --> 01:39:03,785 Not that he cares 1350 01:39:03,865 --> 01:39:06,345 But he probably wasn't the one 1351 01:39:06,425 --> 01:39:09,505 Momma warned you 1352 01:39:09,585 --> 01:39:12,545 You'll be alone Braiding wreaths 1353 01:39:12,625 --> 01:39:13,785 Halina! 1354 01:39:13,865 --> 01:39:15,665 When the moon looks over everything 1355 01:39:15,745 --> 01:39:16,865 You bastard! 1356 01:39:16,945 --> 01:39:19,545 Your lover will not come again 1357 01:39:19,625 --> 01:39:22,185 Momma warned you 1358 01:39:22,265 --> 01:39:26,145 You'll be alone Braiding your wreaths 1359 01:39:26,225 --> 01:39:27,745 Beauty is like water 1360 01:39:27,825 --> 01:39:31,785 It doesn't wait, it just flows away! Opa! 1361 01:39:35,145 --> 01:39:36,385 Oliwka, let's go. 1362 01:39:37,385 --> 01:39:38,425 Easy! 1363 01:39:59,905 --> 01:40:05,465 My father's planning a kitchen renovation, so you could be a world-class chef. 1364 01:40:09,705 --> 01:40:10,545 Kuba. 1365 01:40:12,505 --> 01:40:13,665 I'm not staying. 1366 01:40:15,425 --> 01:40:16,505 Why? 1367 01:40:19,105 --> 01:40:20,905 My life is in Wrocław. 1368 01:40:21,625 --> 01:40:25,505 I don't want to leave behind everything I've worked so hard for. 1369 01:40:27,025 --> 01:40:28,505 You can cook here too. 1370 01:40:31,385 --> 01:40:34,425 It would be like me trying to drag you away from your herbs. 1371 01:40:37,065 --> 01:40:38,945 Your dreams are here. Mine are there. 1372 01:40:40,425 --> 01:40:43,105 Sorry, I don't believe in long-distance relationships. 1373 01:40:48,025 --> 01:40:49,705 I thought I was important to you. 1374 01:40:52,705 --> 01:40:53,585 You are. 1375 01:41:41,665 --> 01:41:42,585 POWER-IN-LAW 1376 01:43:40,305 --> 01:43:41,745 Why don't you stop her? 1377 01:43:43,825 --> 01:43:45,185 That's not how it works. 1378 01:43:45,865 --> 01:43:47,545 She has to understand on her own. 1379 01:43:48,305 --> 01:43:51,505 Couldn't you have made her a love potion? 1380 01:43:53,945 --> 01:43:55,105 She's immune. 1381 01:44:03,145 --> 01:44:07,105 I'm gonna miss Bodźki. But, you know… 1382 01:44:08,225 --> 01:44:10,865 I have to go home. It's better this way. 1383 01:44:11,705 --> 01:44:13,745 You get it, right? 1384 01:44:13,825 --> 01:44:16,225 Maciek, watch the onions. 1385 01:44:17,385 --> 01:44:18,265 Thanks. 1386 01:44:35,625 --> 01:44:36,585 What's wrong? 1387 01:44:40,345 --> 01:44:41,265 Podlasie? 1388 01:44:42,785 --> 01:44:44,505 It's still on your mind, huh? 1389 01:44:49,185 --> 01:44:50,905 Okay, I'll give you a raise. 1390 01:44:56,625 --> 01:44:59,145 And two weekends free each month. 1391 01:45:01,425 --> 01:45:02,785 I don't think that'll help. 1392 01:45:04,545 --> 01:45:06,865 Maciek! And we'll go for a chat. 1393 01:45:09,585 --> 01:45:11,425 Just don't mess it up for her. 1394 01:45:11,505 --> 01:45:12,825 Cooking! 1395 01:45:14,065 --> 01:45:16,225 That's your entire life. You love it. 1396 01:45:16,305 --> 01:45:18,065 -I do. -See? And? 1397 01:45:18,585 --> 01:45:19,625 I fell in love. 1398 01:45:20,345 --> 01:45:21,505 Well, 1399 01:45:22,465 --> 01:45:23,585 that'll pass. 1400 01:45:23,665 --> 01:45:29,065 You know how many times I've been in love. Cooking, that's our love. 1401 01:45:29,145 --> 01:45:30,625 Don't you regret being alone? 1402 01:45:34,665 --> 01:45:35,665 Maybe. 1403 01:45:37,585 --> 01:45:40,465 -Sometimes. -I don't want any regrets. 1404 01:45:45,425 --> 01:45:46,265 All right, then. 1405 01:46:10,865 --> 01:46:13,225 Maybe you could take a break for dinner? 1406 01:46:37,185 --> 01:46:40,625 And that's how I found my place, 1407 01:46:41,145 --> 01:46:42,385 my people, 1408 01:46:42,905 --> 01:46:44,985 and a true taste for life. 1409 01:51:32,025 --> 01:51:37,025 Subtitle translation by: Filip Karbowiak