1 00:00:15,905 --> 00:00:20,225 So, after my partner left, I was just totally empty. 2 00:00:20,305 --> 00:00:23,505 No hope for the future. I was in really bad shape. 3 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:29,105 Eventually, I realized I had to stop burdening my friends with it. 4 00:00:29,185 --> 00:00:32,025 I had the impression that, after two or three months, 5 00:00:32,105 --> 00:00:35,585 everyone pretty much expects you to be okay. 6 00:00:35,665 --> 00:00:36,505 But I wasn't. 7 00:00:36,585 --> 00:00:39,665 And eventually I was all alone with my misery. 8 00:00:43,825 --> 00:00:45,425 So you said to yourself, 9 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:50,105 I'll set up an agency for heartbreak. Well, against heartbreak. 10 00:00:50,185 --> 00:00:51,825 Well, it wasn't quite that fast. 11 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,785 I can't live without him. 12 00:01:00,865 --> 00:01:02,625 Hey, heartbreak hits everyone hard. 13 00:01:03,665 --> 00:01:05,665 I don't know what I'd do without you. 14 00:01:09,825 --> 00:01:12,105 THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY 15 00:01:12,185 --> 00:01:14,705 OWNED BY MARIA GEIGER SEMINARS, COACHING, THERAPY APPOINTMENTS 16 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,745 HEARTBROKEN? MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE US! 17 00:01:24,705 --> 00:01:26,185 When it comes down to it, 18 00:01:26,265 --> 00:01:28,825 that's the main thing I offer heartbroken people. 19 00:01:28,905 --> 00:01:30,145 I'm just there for them. 20 00:01:44,785 --> 00:01:47,905 This is just the beginning, Santje. Just the beginning. 21 00:01:47,985 --> 00:01:49,625 No. It's over. 22 00:01:51,265 --> 00:01:54,265 -But our relationship is great! -It's not a relationship, Karl. 23 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:55,505 What is it then? 24 00:01:55,585 --> 00:01:56,665 Sex and breakfast. 25 00:01:57,265 --> 00:01:59,785 Those are both really important things in a relationship. 26 00:02:00,385 --> 00:02:03,545 -Sure. -Baby. Hey. 27 00:02:05,905 --> 00:02:10,305 Let's… Let's just… Can't we at least first… shower together? 28 00:02:10,385 --> 00:02:11,945 This is about me for once. 29 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:17,025 My feelings. This feels good. Just like my heartbreak therapist said. 30 00:02:17,105 --> 00:02:18,105 Your what? 31 00:02:18,185 --> 00:02:21,585 My heartbreak therapist. She says you're not even capable of love. 32 00:02:22,265 --> 00:02:23,265 She says what? 33 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:42,665 Where's my car? 34 00:02:43,985 --> 00:02:44,905 What? 35 00:02:45,905 --> 00:02:47,425 My 1970s GT. 36 00:02:48,745 --> 00:02:49,705 Fuck you, Karl. 37 00:02:49,785 --> 00:02:51,265 Santje! 38 00:02:54,385 --> 00:02:55,505 It's a collectible! 39 00:03:12,505 --> 00:03:17,825 THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY 40 00:03:22,585 --> 00:03:24,985 Karl? What are you doing here? 41 00:03:26,785 --> 00:03:27,705 I live here. 42 00:03:28,345 --> 00:03:29,665 Did you cheat on her? 43 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:34,185 She wanted to meet your mom, so you ended it? 44 00:03:34,265 --> 00:03:35,265 You're way off. 45 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:38,025 I mean, you always end it once it feels restrictive. Hey! 46 00:03:38,105 --> 00:03:39,945 She broke up with me. 47 00:03:40,545 --> 00:03:43,225 Sure. Santje popped your break-up cherry. 48 00:03:44,665 --> 00:03:47,145 Don't be silly. It's happened dozens of times. 49 00:03:47,225 --> 00:03:49,305 I just don't blubber about it endlessly. 50 00:03:49,385 --> 00:03:51,945 And it wasn't really Santje, actually. 51 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:55,305 Someone put ideas in her head about how I'm no good for her. 52 00:03:55,385 --> 00:03:59,065 -A heartbreak therapist. -Heartbreak therapy? That agency? 53 00:04:00,305 --> 00:04:02,265 Hey. Don't… 54 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,265 go in there. 55 00:04:07,225 --> 00:04:12,065 Not in my bed, dude! What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? 56 00:04:13,105 --> 00:04:14,905 So you said to yourself, 57 00:04:14,985 --> 00:04:18,905 I'll set up an agency for heartbreak. Well, against heartbreak. 58 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:23,865 So I thought, "If I can't get laid, I'll wreck other people's relationships." 59 00:04:25,105 --> 00:04:26,305 When it comes down to it, 60 00:04:26,385 --> 00:04:28,985 that's the main thing I offer heartbroken people. 61 00:04:29,065 --> 00:04:30,665 I'm just there for them. 62 00:04:31,745 --> 00:04:33,345 Great story, lovely woman. 63 00:04:33,945 --> 00:04:35,825 -Thanks, Sucre. -What's your angle? 64 00:04:35,905 --> 00:04:39,945 The woman used to be a PR manager at DWH. She understands marketing. 65 00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:44,785 And now she's set up an agency creating emotional needs which she then fixes. 66 00:04:44,865 --> 00:04:46,345 For 120 euros an hour. 67 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:50,625 No, not another one of those. We don't need a lawsuit after everything you write. 68 00:04:50,705 --> 00:04:52,345 We don't need an exposé. 69 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,265 I'd rather know how she does it. 70 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:58,225 Write about heartbreak. And how to overcome it. 71 00:04:58,305 --> 00:05:02,185 I see. So, with you as editor, will be a magazine about feelings? 72 00:05:02,265 --> 00:05:06,065 Feelings aren't embarrassing anymore. We can talk about them. 73 00:05:06,145 --> 00:05:07,465 Of course. 74 00:05:07,545 --> 00:05:08,945 For 120 euros an hour. 75 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:12,305 Or, you know what? Go ahead and pay me 150. 76 00:05:12,385 --> 00:05:16,345 Then I'll cure not just your heartbreak, but also scurvy and unicorn bites. 77 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:17,865 A three-for-one deal. 78 00:05:17,945 --> 00:05:19,985 -You can do the story. -Thanks. 79 00:05:20,985 --> 00:05:23,065 But I don't want a "gotcha" interview. 80 00:05:24,305 --> 00:05:25,305 Okay. 81 00:05:32,905 --> 00:05:35,545 Welcome to the Heartbreak Agency. 82 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:38,305 Please go on in. Maria will be with you soon. 83 00:05:50,825 --> 00:05:52,985 BACK ON CLOUD 9 84 00:05:57,905 --> 00:05:59,825 The North Korea of lonely hearts. 85 00:06:00,425 --> 00:06:01,665 Are you properly awed? 86 00:06:03,025 --> 00:06:04,305 Maria Geiger, hello. 87 00:06:05,105 --> 00:06:06,625 Karl Nieke, 88 00:06:08,825 --> 00:06:11,865 I always like to open my interviews with an awkward moment. 89 00:06:11,945 --> 00:06:12,945 Ah. 90 00:06:13,785 --> 00:06:17,705 Don't you think the personality cult here comes off as a little obsessive? 91 00:06:17,785 --> 00:06:22,065 No. I mean, we use a lot of hearts in our decor. 92 00:06:22,145 --> 00:06:24,185 It works well to symbolize love. 93 00:06:24,265 --> 00:06:26,345 And why do you need to symbolize it? 94 00:06:26,425 --> 00:06:29,025 To show what we do here. Would you like a cookie? 95 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:30,865 No, thanks. 96 00:06:30,945 --> 00:06:34,385 So the name "Heartbreak Agency" doesn't already do that? 97 00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:37,145 You really want to challenge Kim Jong Un? 98 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:41,745 Please, take a seat. 99 00:06:45,945 --> 00:06:48,185 -It's okay if I record this? -Yes, of course. 100 00:06:51,785 --> 00:06:53,745 I'm happy to tell you what we do here. 101 00:06:53,825 --> 00:06:56,905 You know, people who have had their hearts broken 102 00:06:56,985 --> 00:07:00,665 are often reluctant to see a therapist about it. 103 00:07:01,305 --> 00:07:05,745 However, the pain really is very similar to a period of depression. 104 00:07:06,745 --> 00:07:07,745 Everything okay? 105 00:07:07,825 --> 00:07:08,785 Yep. 106 00:07:09,785 --> 00:07:15,065 I originally set up the agency because of a personal experience of heartbreak… 107 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:17,825 Thanks, but I've read and watched all your interviews. 108 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:20,065 So what do you want to know? 109 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:25,825 Let's talk about exactly how this would work. 110 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,145 -So, let's say a woman comes to you-- -Or a man. 111 00:07:29,745 --> 00:07:32,585 Or a man, and they're still in a relationship. 112 00:07:32,665 --> 00:07:36,945 Yeah, that happens, right? You can feel heartache even in a relationship. 113 00:07:37,745 --> 00:07:41,105 So you advise them to leave their partner? 114 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:45,985 No, it's more that I start a process rather than offer specific advice. 115 00:07:47,505 --> 00:07:49,505 -So, the woman's unhappy-- -Or the man. 116 00:07:49,585 --> 00:07:53,385 Or the man, and you reach a conclusion. 117 00:07:53,985 --> 00:07:56,425 This guy is incapable of love. 118 00:07:57,465 --> 00:08:00,585 Yes, well, yes, that happens. 119 00:08:01,385 --> 00:08:05,025 Sometimes we're so wounded we don't trust ourselves to, or we forget how. 120 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:09,345 But this man you've just diagnosed, you've never met him. 121 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:11,785 Well, we don't do couples therapy. 122 00:08:11,865 --> 00:08:15,705 So you make the assessment from a distance 123 00:08:15,785 --> 00:08:18,225 and pronounce this guy incapable of love. 124 00:08:19,025 --> 00:08:22,825 We don't make assessments or pronouncements. 125 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:26,665 But yes, some people can't love. 126 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,905 -Bye. -Bye. 127 00:08:37,305 --> 00:08:38,225 My car! 128 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:02,225 Bye! Have a nice day! 129 00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:09,345 "This is the condition of 21st-century women." 130 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:12,345 "Boundlessly self-actualized even in their personal lives, 131 00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:14,865 they clamor in a shrill voice about a lack of CEO positions 132 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,825 and the use of gendered nouns." 133 00:09:17,745 --> 00:09:22,385 "But no sooner does one of the men they've happily thrown by the wayside 134 00:09:22,465 --> 00:09:25,585 dare go there willingly, then bam!" 135 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,425 "The modern-day matriarchal snowflake 136 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:29,905 snaps back into the shell of typical female behavior 137 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:32,825 faster than she can say 'sexist bullshit.'" 138 00:09:33,785 --> 00:09:34,825 Wow. 139 00:09:36,505 --> 00:09:37,505 Too much? 140 00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:40,345 -And then some. -Great. 141 00:09:45,225 --> 00:09:47,425 "Fifty years after sexual liberation, 142 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:50,065 a savvy self-promoter is making mountains of money." 143 00:09:50,145 --> 00:09:54,745 "Because women still haven't grasped that freedom has a price." 144 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:57,905 "You might get dumped. Big deal." 145 00:09:58,985 --> 00:10:02,105 "For previous generations, the emotional wounds 146 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:06,705 these wussesses claim to suffer would have been just another Tuesday." 147 00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:11,105 Unbelievable… 148 00:10:12,105 --> 00:10:15,905 "So they spend as much as a bicycle courier makes in two full days 149 00:10:15,985 --> 00:10:19,705 to tell a woman who lives surrounded by cardboard cut-outs of herself 150 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,705 like some narcissistic ice queen 151 00:10:22,785 --> 00:10:27,065 that Bernd isn't turned on by her hoo-ha anymore." 152 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,625 Hey, good morning. 153 00:10:39,345 --> 00:10:40,625 Hey, my dude. 154 00:10:43,785 --> 00:10:45,585 Hey, Sucre, bro. 155 00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,145 Adam's waiting for you. 156 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,545 So. Who are we taking down today? 157 00:10:58,905 --> 00:11:00,025 Sorry, Karl. You. 158 00:11:05,025 --> 00:11:06,345 "Wussesses"? 159 00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:08,385 Girls can be wusses too. 160 00:11:09,905 --> 00:11:13,345 This topic had potential, man, and this is what you do with it? 161 00:11:13,425 --> 00:11:16,185 Your views on gender are so out of date. 162 00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:20,025 You could've maybe gotten away with this in the '90s, but that was 30 years ago. 163 00:11:20,105 --> 00:11:21,505 The '90s were not… 164 00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:26,785 Your article rehashes the same old shitty patriarchal tropes. 165 00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:31,825 Now more than ever, we must handle this issue with sensitivity and awareness. 166 00:11:31,905 --> 00:11:33,265 "Generation Z!" 167 00:11:34,585 --> 00:11:37,025 We show respect, we don't discriminate-- 168 00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:39,785 I don't discriminate. I gendered appropriately. 169 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:43,745 -Gendered appropriately? -Wuss- 170 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,985 Karl, you posted the article without my approval. 171 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:53,185 Maybe Benno was okay with that, but things here work differently now. 172 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:55,945 And it's not working out with you. 173 00:11:57,385 --> 00:11:58,225 What? 174 00:11:58,305 --> 00:12:00,385 You're suspended without pay. 175 00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:08,825 What? You can't… You can't do that. 176 00:12:09,865 --> 00:12:12,425 I… The people love me. 177 00:12:13,105 --> 00:12:15,945 They… I've shredded everyone and everything in this town! 178 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,625 This is different, Karl. 179 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,745 And the fact you don't understand that is why I have to suspend you. 180 00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:37,625 Mr. Nieke. 181 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:40,425 Ms. Geiger, I'm sorry, 182 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:43,945 it was never the magazine's intention to wreck your agency's reputation… 183 00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:47,865 Sure, it's okay, I just wanted to have a quick word with Mr. Nieke, is that okay? 184 00:12:47,945 --> 00:12:49,705 He no longer works here. 185 00:12:49,785 --> 00:12:52,065 See, everything's working out just as you'd like. 186 00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:54,745 I actually just wanted to tell you something. 187 00:12:54,825 --> 00:12:56,105 Sure, go ahead. 188 00:12:57,105 --> 00:12:58,425 It's kind of personal… 189 00:12:58,505 --> 00:13:02,785 You can say it here. Listen up, everyone, Ms. Geiger has something to say. 190 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:04,505 So? 191 00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:09,545 I know that you didn't write your article out of journalistic interest. 192 00:13:10,425 --> 00:13:14,585 You were at our offices yesterday and took something out of the Let Go Box. 193 00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:17,505 No, I didn't. 194 00:13:17,585 --> 00:13:20,465 I didn't. What kind of junk box is it anyway? 195 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:24,785 The Let Go Box is there so clients can symbolically release an item 196 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:26,625 that reminds them of their unhappy love. 197 00:13:27,905 --> 00:13:30,305 Unfortunately, Mr. Nieke removed something instead. 198 00:13:31,065 --> 00:13:33,665 An item your ex-girlfriend had let go of. 199 00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:37,705 A little toy car. 200 00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:39,705 A little toy car? 201 00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:42,905 It's my little toy car! 202 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:47,785 A 1970s GT! And you don't just chuck that in some crap pseudopsychology box! 203 00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:51,745 I suspect you wanted to meet with me 204 00:13:51,825 --> 00:13:54,505 because you think my agency caused your breakup. 205 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,145 Everything was fine until Santje talked to you. 206 00:13:57,225 --> 00:14:00,105 And my wish for you is for you to understand 207 00:14:00,185 --> 00:14:02,465 why the relationship really fell apart. 208 00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:08,225 So I'm here to offer you my support in grieving the loss of this relationship. 209 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:10,305 Thanks. 210 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:11,625 You're very welcome. 211 00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:15,705 Bye. 212 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,785 Well, I stubbed my toe really hard. 213 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,185 Full force against the closet. It hurt. 214 00:14:30,225 --> 00:14:31,745 And the best thing? 215 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:34,065 That the ice cream man was still there. 216 00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:36,865 And you? 217 00:14:37,385 --> 00:14:38,585 Also the ice cream man. 218 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:42,305 That he was there this morning and he had banana ice cream. 219 00:14:42,385 --> 00:14:44,185 I love you like crazy. 220 00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:54,585 Mom? I forgot about the cactus. 221 00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:56,785 That's okay, it's a cactus. 222 00:14:58,025 --> 00:14:59,185 But I promised. 223 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,345 I can't come with you, I'm already asleep, see? 224 00:16:17,025 --> 00:16:22,945 You've got a cheese sandwich, a plum, a pickle and a little cookie. 225 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:24,305 Yummy. 226 00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:28,225 You've got a honey sandwich, a banana, a cucumber crown and little tomatoes. 227 00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:30,225 Not a single cookie? 228 00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,345 Maybe… 229 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:40,745 Olaf, hi. 230 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,145 Dad? I want to talk to Dad. 231 00:16:43,225 --> 00:16:47,185 Hold on a sec. Uh, no, I'm taking Hedi to school. When do you need it? 232 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,905 Okay. I'll just quickly pass you over to Hedi. 233 00:16:56,345 --> 00:17:00,465 I just wanted to let you know that your favorite columnist is back on the market. 234 00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:02,865 Call me. 235 00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:04,705 Thanks. Bye. 236 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,105 What's wrong? 237 00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:16,945 Uh, a date. I'm about to go on a date with Luca. Finally. 238 00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:20,105 Luca, he? Or Luca, she? 239 00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:22,025 You and your pronouns. 240 00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:27,545 I can't sit still. He said he wants to really get to know me. 241 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:32,745 Hey. 242 00:17:37,105 --> 00:17:38,345 You're not at all my type. 243 00:17:41,985 --> 00:17:43,105 Neither of you. 244 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:58,465 A lot of people forget to eat when they're heartbroken. How about you? 245 00:17:59,105 --> 00:18:02,545 I haven't eaten anything in three days. 246 00:18:03,345 --> 00:18:04,345 Want to try some? 247 00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:12,025 You know, it's great that you reached out for help. 248 00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:15,385 You've taken the first big step. 249 00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:19,825 The first step? Of how many? 250 00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:22,865 There's no time pressure. 251 00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:25,705 I'm 41. 252 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,585 How am I supposed to start all over again? 253 00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:35,305 Yeah. I didn't feel Splash was a good fit anymore. 254 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,705 They've gotten too square, mainstream. 255 00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:50,505 Yes, and so I thought I could finally write something for you. 256 00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:55,905 Yes! I'm back on the market, if you want to call it that… 257 00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:59,585 No, not everything I write is sexist. 258 00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:03,905 It… was the zeitgeist. 259 00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:06,865 Yes, that was… asshole-y. 260 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,865 Please get in touch if you hear of anything, okay? 261 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,025 You're only here because you can't find anything else. 262 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,865 No, I've already had three offers. 263 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,985 I'll write what you want. I'll write about destiny. 264 00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:39,345 About feelings. 265 00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:43,145 I'll make a public apology and withdraw that… 266 00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:45,345 macho crap. 267 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,185 So write me a proper article. 268 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:51,145 Okay! No problem. 269 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,345 About what? 270 00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:57,705 Write about heartbreak, Karl. And how to get over it. 271 00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:01,865 Sincerely. And with feelings. And you know what? 272 00:20:01,945 --> 00:20:03,905 For this whole thing to work, 273 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,585 you'll go get some therapy with Maria Geiger. 274 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,505 Sibylle, what exactly about this is so hard for you? 275 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,825 I always wanted to have kids, but… 276 00:20:22,225 --> 00:20:24,865 now I have to tell my parents they'll never have grandkids. 277 00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:31,105 Clearly I've been off course this whole time. 278 00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:33,065 For me, it's that… 279 00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,425 well, last week… 280 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,225 -It's okay. -Thanks. 281 00:20:42,865 --> 00:20:47,785 Kryptonite. For me, it's like kryptonite. Timea is my kryptonite. 282 00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:50,825 Like Superman. 283 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:55,465 He's invincible, but there's this stuff that makes him vulnerable. Kryptonite. 284 00:20:57,185 --> 00:20:59,905 She ghosted me everywhere. Even on MySpace. 285 00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:03,225 We hadn't even met yet when she was active on MySpace. 286 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,745 So, she logged into her old Myspace account 287 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:09,425 just so she could ghost me. 288 00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:12,305 So she still thinks about me. 289 00:21:13,025 --> 00:21:14,745 I totally know the feeling. 290 00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:19,385 But… that kind of false hope, in the end, just hurts more. 291 00:21:20,825 --> 00:21:22,745 I don't know what I could have done. 292 00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:24,865 But you're Superman. 293 00:21:27,465 --> 00:21:28,505 Karl. 294 00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:32,705 Excuse me. Sorry. Please, continue. 295 00:21:32,785 --> 00:21:34,465 No, we're going to listen. 296 00:21:38,265 --> 00:21:39,345 Go on. 297 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:44,025 Okay, sure. 298 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,825 My girlfriend left me… 299 00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:54,545 No, please. Please don't. Don't make that sound. Guys… 300 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,105 Karl, how does it feel? 301 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:59,345 When the group shows sympathy like that? 302 00:22:02,465 --> 00:22:04,825 It feels like the group is totally deranged. 303 00:22:06,545 --> 00:22:07,745 We're all free people. 304 00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:10,185 We're free to get together, 305 00:22:10,265 --> 00:22:13,025 and if it's no longer working out, then we meet other people. 306 00:22:14,665 --> 00:22:17,465 So now you're single. That's awesome! 307 00:22:19,145 --> 00:22:21,225 And you're a stalker and should be locked up. 308 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,665 Right. You and me, outside. 309 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,705 I know you're not there yet. 310 00:22:34,785 --> 00:22:38,905 And you can't yet open up. But you won't ruin the progress my group is making. 311 00:22:38,985 --> 00:22:40,905 But they're so… They're so… 312 00:22:44,465 --> 00:22:46,665 Well, maybe there's no point in you doing this. 313 00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:48,825 No. 314 00:22:48,905 --> 00:22:52,305 You misunderstood. It's not that I don't respect you. 315 00:22:52,385 --> 00:22:56,865 I actually have huge respect for enterprising women. 316 00:23:00,665 --> 00:23:02,185 For women in general. 317 00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:04,105 I… 318 00:23:07,065 --> 00:23:09,105 I really want to learn. 319 00:23:09,825 --> 00:23:10,705 And… 320 00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:15,025 I promise I'll never do anything like that again. 321 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:20,225 Two conditions. Leave my patients alone. 322 00:23:21,105 --> 00:23:21,985 Okay. 323 00:23:22,065 --> 00:23:25,105 And you do the full program. From beginning to end. 324 00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:28,305 Okay? 325 00:23:47,465 --> 00:23:49,705 Welcome to the Heartbreak Retreat. 326 00:23:49,785 --> 00:23:53,345 You'll see. You'll make a wonderful recovery with us. 327 00:23:54,185 --> 00:23:57,945 It will do you a world of good. You'll overcome your heartache. 328 00:23:59,465 --> 00:24:02,665 -Right. -Right. Here is your schedule 329 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,545 and the accompanying book. Then there's… 330 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:10,345 self-care products, and this, 331 00:24:10,425 --> 00:24:14,185 that bottle, this one… 332 00:24:15,025 --> 00:24:16,705 So you can sleep well. 333 00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:20,785 And, very important, your yoga mat. 334 00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:25,265 You can't tell me every participant gets this level of brand marketing. 335 00:24:26,225 --> 00:24:31,025 So, it says here that Mr. Nieke gets the full, all-round package. 336 00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:34,065 Aha. Got it. 337 00:24:34,145 --> 00:24:36,625 Exactly. Right. 338 00:24:36,705 --> 00:24:40,025 And, to round it off, something really awesome. 339 00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:46,425 A little something sweet. There. 340 00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:05,465 I hated this even at school. What is the point? 341 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,385 It's great for self-reflection. 342 00:25:07,905 --> 00:25:10,345 But I'm totally at peace with myself. 343 00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:13,905 Trust me. Maria knows what she's doing. 344 00:25:13,985 --> 00:25:18,105 -Odd that I haven't even seen her yet. -Unfortunately, there was an emergency. 345 00:25:21,305 --> 00:25:23,985 Just try to be open to it. 346 00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:45,305 Karl? 347 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,385 May I? 348 00:25:53,945 --> 00:25:55,105 I'll be right with you. 349 00:25:57,985 --> 00:25:59,465 Your life's a breeze, isn't it? 350 00:25:59,545 --> 00:26:02,585 To be honest, lately not so much. 351 00:26:03,945 --> 00:26:05,825 I had a bit of a rough patch. 352 00:26:05,905 --> 00:26:08,985 I thought I was going through a rough patch last year. 353 00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:13,585 Because the university lost some of their research budget. 354 00:26:13,665 --> 00:26:18,825 But since Timea left, I dream of that kind of rough patch. 355 00:26:19,505 --> 00:26:22,545 I guarantee it won't get better if you only ever talk about her. 356 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:35,065 I once wrote an article on all the different theories 357 00:26:35,145 --> 00:26:37,665 about how long it takes to get over a relationship. 358 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:40,705 And? 359 00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:44,585 I believe you just have to find the complete opposite of what you had. 360 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:52,305 Timea is perfect. I don't want to meet her opposite. 361 00:26:53,305 --> 00:26:55,265 What are the other theories? 362 00:26:57,145 --> 00:26:59,105 The gin and tonic rule. 363 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:02,785 It takes 4,000 gin and tonics or 527 Mai Tais. 364 00:27:02,865 --> 00:27:04,545 However long that takes. 365 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,065 What can I get you? 366 00:27:07,785 --> 00:27:09,985 One glass of every drink you have on the menu. 367 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:16,665 It's so gross, I don't want it 368 00:27:16,745 --> 00:27:19,505 Do you sometimes think about me too? 369 00:27:19,585 --> 00:27:21,465 It's so 370 00:27:21,545 --> 00:27:25,425 Oh, without you 371 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:29,305 And when you're lonely 372 00:27:29,385 --> 00:27:33,345 Do you sometimes think about me too? 373 00:28:11,905 --> 00:28:13,105 What's wrong, man? 374 00:28:14,465 --> 00:28:16,345 She's getting married. 375 00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:18,625 What? 376 00:28:18,705 --> 00:28:22,945 Yeah, she's marrying the other guy. In three days. 377 00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:26,105 Shit. 378 00:28:29,465 --> 00:28:30,585 Shit. 379 00:28:32,465 --> 00:28:34,305 Okay. Don't panic. 380 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,385 Don't panic. 381 00:28:38,105 --> 00:28:39,665 You simply won't allow it. 382 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,025 Yeah. 383 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,425 What? 384 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,625 Be a man. Go to her and tell her how it's going to be. 385 00:28:56,505 --> 00:28:59,305 -You don't know Timea, do you? -No, I don't. 386 00:28:59,385 --> 00:29:01,265 No one tells her what to do. 387 00:29:06,305 --> 00:29:08,985 Why do you think she told you that? 388 00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:12,465 -So I'd stop calling her. -Nonsense. 389 00:29:13,945 --> 00:29:18,825 She didn't have to answer. But she did. She wants you to know. 390 00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:21,225 And she wants you to do something about it. 391 00:29:24,865 --> 00:29:26,145 That would… 392 00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:30,145 No, I think that would be wrong. It… 393 00:29:31,065 --> 00:29:32,625 would be wrong, I think. 394 00:29:35,185 --> 00:29:37,465 -No, it's not wrong. -It is. 395 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:40,905 It's not wrong. 396 00:29:41,745 --> 00:29:45,145 Hey. Now come and party, you old sad sack. Come on. 397 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:49,905 Here, take my hand. Come on, let's go. Here, come. 398 00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:52,865 Come on back here. 399 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:55,625 To these guys. Wait, gals! 400 00:30:05,225 --> 00:30:08,385 Things don't work out like you expect 401 00:30:08,465 --> 00:30:11,585 Heart given away, given as a gift 402 00:30:54,665 --> 00:30:55,665 How much further? 403 00:30:56,345 --> 00:31:00,145 We're nearly there. Granny's probably already made 100 pancakes for you. 404 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:03,345 -When will you pick me up? -I'll only stay three days. 405 00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,585 Four at most. 406 00:31:24,345 --> 00:31:28,625 I told Zolt that someone dropped out. And we'll cover his bill. 407 00:31:28,705 --> 00:31:30,785 You shouldn't get over involved. 408 00:31:30,865 --> 00:31:33,705 Zolt hasn't even been able to work since the breakup. 409 00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:38,985 Hey, I'll call you back later. 410 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:42,865 Yeah. I'll take care of it later. Bye. 411 00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:44,705 Olaf? 412 00:31:49,145 --> 00:31:51,265 So has our special guest given up yet? 413 00:31:51,985 --> 00:31:53,265 Look for yourself. 414 00:31:53,825 --> 00:31:54,785 Heads up! 415 00:31:54,865 --> 00:31:57,745 Karl gets along excellently with the others. 416 00:32:07,825 --> 00:32:10,945 He told me to separate sex from love. 417 00:32:11,545 --> 00:32:14,545 To masturbate over actors whose personalities I don't like. 418 00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:16,785 It's total nonsense, of course, but… 419 00:32:17,825 --> 00:32:21,025 For the first time in ages, 420 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:21,945 I laughed. 421 00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:24,185 Great. 422 00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:25,625 Yes. 423 00:32:26,105 --> 00:32:29,745 Ovid. Karl gave me a tip from Ovid to help with heartbreak. 424 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:32,905 I'm going to act like I'm totally over Timea. 425 00:32:36,305 --> 00:32:37,465 He's so… 426 00:32:41,705 --> 00:32:44,425 That's okay. I think I get the picture. 427 00:32:45,225 --> 00:32:49,065 So that's why I'm expressly asking you to leave this to the therapists. 428 00:32:49,145 --> 00:32:50,945 They're trained for it. 429 00:32:52,025 --> 00:32:55,585 Actually, heartbreak isn't something that necessarily needs treating. 430 00:32:57,105 --> 00:33:00,825 I know, that's how you make your money, but it's a bit like 431 00:33:01,585 --> 00:33:03,705 when we used to pay for ringtones. 432 00:33:04,425 --> 00:33:07,385 We should just have waited for time to fix that for us. 433 00:33:07,465 --> 00:33:10,745 5.99 for a singing crocodile? 434 00:33:13,705 --> 00:33:14,665 I just mean… 435 00:33:16,585 --> 00:33:17,465 maybe, 436 00:33:18,345 --> 00:33:20,225 just maybe, my therapy helps too. 437 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,985 And mine's free. 438 00:33:23,825 --> 00:33:25,465 Except for drinks. 439 00:33:28,105 --> 00:33:30,305 -And the Tinder account. -The Tinder account. 440 00:33:32,265 --> 00:33:33,105 Yes. 441 00:33:34,985 --> 00:33:37,305 See you at group therapy at three. 442 00:33:52,745 --> 00:33:57,105 Yeah, I mean, if we see our relationship as our sole source of happiness, 443 00:33:57,185 --> 00:34:00,865 then of course we're going to suffer when that well dries up. 444 00:34:00,945 --> 00:34:05,265 And I think there are many other things that can really make us happy. 445 00:34:05,985 --> 00:34:07,265 Nature? 446 00:34:07,865 --> 00:34:11,865 Sure, maybe you can think of something a bit more specific. 447 00:34:14,825 --> 00:34:17,905 A pair of jeans that really fits? Is that okay? 448 00:34:17,985 --> 00:34:19,545 Yes, of course that's okay. 449 00:34:28,145 --> 00:34:29,705 A good meal, maybe. 450 00:34:32,785 --> 00:34:34,825 Dancing? Or… something? 451 00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:37,505 Dancing. Yes. Nice. 452 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:42,785 Penguins. 453 00:34:44,065 --> 00:34:48,185 I don't know, but I think penguins seem somehow… friendly. 454 00:34:50,105 --> 00:34:51,745 That's lovely, Sibylle. 455 00:34:54,745 --> 00:34:55,585 Karl? 456 00:34:57,065 --> 00:34:58,185 No-strings sex. 457 00:35:01,785 --> 00:35:03,345 And the penguin thing… 458 00:35:05,545 --> 00:35:07,105 I think that's really lovely. 459 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:12,465 Genuinely, I love penguins. 460 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:16,225 The sweet way they walk, like… 461 00:35:16,305 --> 00:35:20,465 Or the way they huddle together in groups when they get cold. 462 00:35:20,545 --> 00:35:24,105 Or how they slide on their bellies off ice floes into the water. 463 00:35:24,185 --> 00:35:25,705 Totally adorable. 464 00:35:25,785 --> 00:35:31,145 I mean, if someone hates penguins, that's a total psycho red flag, right? 465 00:35:31,745 --> 00:35:32,905 Walk with me? 466 00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:37,385 So it has to involve oaths of fidelity and rose petals? 467 00:35:37,465 --> 00:35:40,105 Definitely not. But when you say no-strings sex 468 00:35:40,185 --> 00:35:42,265 instead of just sex, that means something. 469 00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:45,745 So right from the start, you're thinking in terms of non-commitment. 470 00:35:46,265 --> 00:35:48,385 You're… like a butterfly. 471 00:35:50,585 --> 00:35:54,225 What? I'm not a butterfly. I'm… 472 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:56,345 I'm Han Solo. 473 00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:58,825 But Han Solo doesn't end up alone. He gets Leia. 474 00:35:58,905 --> 00:36:01,025 And then she tells him to take out the trash? 475 00:36:01,105 --> 00:36:03,865 They have a kid, struggle with everyday life and break up. 476 00:36:03,945 --> 00:36:06,985 -I won't be watching that sequel. -It exists anyway. 477 00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:13,865 Sometimes, sex can just be fun. 478 00:36:15,185 --> 00:36:17,785 Haven't you had a quickie in a club bathroom? 479 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:22,545 You don't do it to find your true love. Sex is sex. 480 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:27,945 I see. Wouldn't it be terrible to fall in love during sex? 481 00:36:28,025 --> 00:36:30,225 You said that doesn't bring happiness. 482 00:36:30,305 --> 00:36:33,905 Wrong again. I say relationships aren't the 483 00:36:36,665 --> 00:36:38,145 My point exactly. 484 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:57,865 ARE YOU STILL CRYING OR HAVE YOU STARTED PAINTING? 485 00:37:30,105 --> 00:37:32,985 When was the last time you got a good night's sleep? 486 00:37:37,545 --> 00:37:39,145 Would you like to meditate? 487 00:37:43,025 --> 00:37:43,905 Talk? 488 00:37:46,145 --> 00:37:46,985 No. 489 00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:52,305 Go for a swim? 490 00:37:55,345 --> 00:37:56,585 I don't have a bathing suit. 491 00:37:57,905 --> 00:37:58,745 Me neither. 492 00:38:30,385 --> 00:38:31,585 That feels so good! 493 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:35,785 Yes! 494 00:38:50,145 --> 00:38:53,625 -Hey, kiddo, everything okay? -I want you to come get me now. 495 00:38:53,705 --> 00:38:57,425 Svea and Feli can go to the skate park every day. I'm in the middle of nowhere. 496 00:38:57,505 --> 00:39:00,625 Hey, take a breath, honey. Maybe… 497 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:04,625 Maybe there's one near Granny's house. You could ask the neighbor's kids-- 498 00:39:04,705 --> 00:39:06,745 You don't understand anything. 499 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,265 Shit. 500 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,585 Are you smoking pot? 501 00:39:16,545 --> 00:39:19,305 We mothers have to look out for ourselves. 502 00:39:25,385 --> 00:39:27,665 My daughter insists on coming home 503 00:39:27,745 --> 00:39:30,625 because she wants to stand around at a skate park. 504 00:39:31,665 --> 00:39:34,745 She can't even skate. I bought her the damn thing, 505 00:39:35,265 --> 00:39:37,025 but it just stands around, unused. 506 00:39:38,705 --> 00:39:39,545 What? 507 00:39:40,025 --> 00:39:43,505 Nothing. Guess you've never hung around a skate park, no? 508 00:39:50,425 --> 00:39:53,185 This will make the whole therapy trip bearable. 509 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:55,105 -Why not start with this? -Yeah. 510 00:39:56,465 --> 00:39:58,745 The rest is wasted on you anyway. 511 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:03,625 You want to help yourself to whatever's in reach, 512 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:07,865 but as soon as anything might require emotional involvement, you're out. 513 00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:12,425 Love is hard work. A lot of people don't want to admit that. 514 00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:15,745 They all dream about their one true, great love. 515 00:40:15,825 --> 00:40:18,065 Flawless, fulfilling. 516 00:40:18,825 --> 00:40:20,065 But it's an ideal that-- 517 00:40:20,145 --> 00:40:23,185 …was only made up to sell cards and flowers. 518 00:40:23,825 --> 00:40:25,025 My thoughts exactly. 519 00:40:25,905 --> 00:40:26,825 Nonsense. 520 00:40:27,545 --> 00:40:31,225 Romantic love is an ideal that only very few people achieve. 521 00:40:32,145 --> 00:40:36,865 And leads many others to expect far too much from their relationships. 522 00:40:36,945 --> 00:40:38,345 So they grow unhappy. 523 00:40:39,985 --> 00:40:40,985 Question. 524 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:46,305 Do you believe in big romantic love, or not? 525 00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:48,145 Of course I do. 526 00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:55,745 You don't at all. 527 00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,305 But that's bad for business. 528 00:40:59,385 --> 00:41:00,665 What can I say? I… 529 00:41:01,665 --> 00:41:05,185 just pick up the pieces and try to put people back together. 530 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:09,745 As individuals who… can also be happy on their own. 531 00:41:10,745 --> 00:41:12,465 No one can do that anymore. 532 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:17,465 And all those romantic comedies are to blame, 533 00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:20,225 with their big romantic gestures that make people swoon. 534 00:41:20,305 --> 00:41:21,825 And the sappy love songs. 535 00:41:24,145 --> 00:41:25,225 And sunsets. 536 00:41:26,425 --> 00:41:28,665 -What's so great about those? -Yes. 537 00:41:28,745 --> 00:41:32,345 The Earth is still turning, wow, just like it is 24 hours a day. 538 00:41:32,425 --> 00:41:34,985 -Yes! -The sun's always setting someplace. 539 00:41:35,065 --> 00:41:36,025 -Yes. -Right? 540 00:41:37,185 --> 00:41:40,705 From an evolutionary perspective, it makes no sense to celebrate, right? 541 00:41:40,785 --> 00:41:43,505 Night falls, wild animals emerge, oh, here's a good idea! 542 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:46,385 You and your Neanderthal wife should go sit exposed on a cliff 543 00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:49,105 and calmly watch the sunset! I mean, what? 544 00:41:56,345 --> 00:41:57,665 Do you hear that? 545 00:42:03,305 --> 00:42:04,745 I have ten euros in my pocket. 546 00:42:04,825 --> 00:42:07,225 -You want to request a tune? -No. 547 00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:08,945 I want to pay him to go away. 548 00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:17,545 It's really nice to meet a woman who-- 549 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,025 I'm not a woman. 550 00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:21,825 I'm your therapist. 551 00:42:31,105 --> 00:42:32,105 It's on the house. 552 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:47,625 Excuse me, how much would 15 minutes cost? 553 00:42:48,305 --> 00:42:49,225 Ten euros. 554 00:42:50,745 --> 00:42:51,945 Oh, you know what? 555 00:42:52,905 --> 00:42:54,865 He'd like to hear "Eternal Flame." 556 00:43:05,385 --> 00:43:07,785 Oh no. 557 00:43:07,865 --> 00:43:12,705 No. 558 00:43:17,025 --> 00:43:20,545 No. 559 00:43:47,065 --> 00:43:49,225 Sorry. I totally overslept. 560 00:43:49,305 --> 00:43:50,705 -Morning. -Morning. 561 00:43:50,785 --> 00:43:51,985 Morning. 562 00:43:52,865 --> 00:43:55,145 He's not in his room, he wasn't at the pool 563 00:43:55,225 --> 00:43:57,065 and he's not answering his phone. 564 00:43:58,065 --> 00:43:59,065 What's up? 565 00:43:59,145 --> 00:44:00,785 Turgay's somehow disappeared. 566 00:44:01,665 --> 00:44:03,665 We'll check the reading rooms next. 567 00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:06,105 What's going on here today? 568 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,745 It's because of the wedding. 569 00:44:09,545 --> 00:44:10,585 Ah. 570 00:44:14,705 --> 00:44:15,945 Oh, no way. 571 00:44:18,905 --> 00:44:20,665 -That's Timea. -Sorry? 572 00:44:21,265 --> 00:44:22,385 Turgay's Timea! 573 00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:26,185 He wants to stop the wedding! 574 00:44:31,185 --> 00:44:33,585 Who put such a dumbass idea in his head? 575 00:44:34,945 --> 00:44:36,065 What were you thinking? 576 00:44:36,145 --> 00:44:39,065 She doesn't want to marry him. It's a big charade. 577 00:44:39,145 --> 00:44:42,505 -She just wants him to be a man for once. -A gazillion-euro charade? 578 00:44:42,585 --> 00:44:43,945 What planet are you from? 579 00:44:44,025 --> 00:44:45,105 -Ow! -Sorry. 580 00:44:47,065 --> 00:44:48,025 Oh man. 581 00:45:12,265 --> 00:45:13,745 What are you wearing? 582 00:45:15,185 --> 00:45:16,265 Get out of here! 583 00:45:16,345 --> 00:45:19,505 -I don't think therapists can say that! -I don't care what you think. 584 00:45:19,585 --> 00:45:23,225 You dragged an innocent into your crap. He's about to have a miserable time. 585 00:45:23,305 --> 00:45:26,265 He won't! You just can't stand being wrong for once. 586 00:45:26,345 --> 00:45:30,105 Just piss off! I'm going to try to fix the mess you've created. 587 00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,585 No, you won't! You can't… 588 00:45:51,265 --> 00:45:52,105 Dear Timea, 589 00:45:52,945 --> 00:45:54,345 dear Egbert, 590 00:45:54,945 --> 00:45:58,345 dear relatives and friends of the bride and groom, 591 00:45:59,345 --> 00:46:02,305 each of us is searching for someone. 592 00:46:03,065 --> 00:46:07,385 For this one person who is so hard to find. 593 00:46:08,025 --> 00:46:10,745 This one, special person 594 00:46:11,265 --> 00:46:16,065 who completes us, who makes us whole, perfects us. 595 00:46:16,145 --> 00:46:17,665 -He must be somewhere. -No idea. 596 00:46:17,745 --> 00:46:19,665 Maybe he didn't come. 597 00:46:19,745 --> 00:46:23,105 …when you seek me with all your heart. I will be found by you… 598 00:46:23,185 --> 00:46:26,745 -He'll ruin all the progress he's made. -Let him make his own choices. 599 00:46:26,825 --> 00:46:30,065 He didn't choose this dumb idea, you talked him into it! 600 00:46:30,145 --> 00:46:32,785 -Did not. -He's going to humiliate himself. 601 00:46:32,865 --> 00:46:36,105 Timea and Egbert chose this verse… 602 00:46:36,185 --> 00:46:37,385 -Turgay! -Hey! Shh! 603 00:46:37,465 --> 00:46:40,345 …as their vows. 604 00:46:40,945 --> 00:46:42,705 -Turgay! -Seriously? 605 00:46:43,305 --> 00:46:44,145 Sorry. 606 00:46:44,225 --> 00:46:47,105 Dear Timea, dear Egbert. 607 00:46:48,345 --> 00:46:50,785 Before us stand two… 608 00:46:50,865 --> 00:46:53,185 What are you doing? Hey! You can't do that. 609 00:46:53,785 --> 00:46:56,145 You can't do that! Stay here! 610 00:47:05,465 --> 00:47:08,785 And so, before God, the Lord, they who belong together… 611 00:47:08,865 --> 00:47:10,585 Pull yourself together. 612 00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:17,945 -Oh God. -But if any of those present 613 00:47:18,025 --> 00:47:22,705 -should object to this union… -Shit. 614 00:47:23,705 --> 00:47:28,825 …speak now or forever hold your peace. 615 00:47:28,905 --> 00:47:30,505 Shit. It's spreading! 616 00:47:33,465 --> 00:47:34,465 Timea! 617 00:47:35,065 --> 00:47:37,665 -Turgay? -Fire! Oh my God! 618 00:47:56,585 --> 00:47:59,185 Don't worry, Karl. You'll be out of here soon. 619 00:48:02,745 --> 00:48:04,465 I grew up around here. 620 00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:05,545 Fascinating. 621 00:48:09,265 --> 00:48:10,825 Still take milk? 622 00:48:10,905 --> 00:48:14,505 I actually switched to oat milk. But today I'll make an exception. 623 00:48:17,945 --> 00:48:20,665 All those cat pictures in her office… 624 00:48:22,185 --> 00:48:25,225 I see a strong desire to have kids. 625 00:48:25,865 --> 00:48:27,865 Immediately lost interest, haven't you? 626 00:48:31,345 --> 00:48:33,305 You don't even want to be my therapist. 627 00:48:33,385 --> 00:48:35,625 No, and I never was, because you wouldn't let me. 628 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:38,105 -I have nothing that needs therapizing. -Wow. 629 00:48:38,185 --> 00:48:40,705 I'm only doing all this to get my job back. 630 00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:43,705 You're doing a really bad job of it. 631 00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,385 Yoo-hoo! Mommy's here! 632 00:48:54,585 --> 00:48:56,505 I've actually missed the police station. 633 00:48:57,545 --> 00:48:59,865 Karl was often there as a teenager. 634 00:49:01,225 --> 00:49:03,385 They wanted to name the cell after him. 635 00:49:05,065 --> 00:49:06,785 -Of course you're coming home. -What? 636 00:49:06,865 --> 00:49:09,105 No way. Mom, please, just take us to the hotel. 637 00:49:09,185 --> 00:49:11,865 Yes. We really would like to head back to the hotel, thanks. 638 00:49:11,945 --> 00:49:14,025 Not everything he says about me is true. 639 00:49:14,505 --> 00:49:16,545 I make a lovely potato salad, for instance. 640 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:18,345 No one wants potato salad. 641 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:22,185 Please, Mom, please just drive us back to the hotel and… thank you. 642 00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:25,185 You know what, Hilde? Actually, I'd love to come. 643 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,345 -What? -He hasn't mentioned you at all. 644 00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:29,225 Or you to me. 645 00:49:29,785 --> 00:49:31,545 -How did you meet? -Mom, please. 646 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:34,945 Through my work. Maybe Karl would like to tell it himself? 647 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:36,505 No? 648 00:49:37,385 --> 00:49:39,465 Okay, just so there's no misunderstanding-- 649 00:49:39,545 --> 00:49:40,785 We're friends. Friends. 650 00:49:40,865 --> 00:49:42,985 You're sleeping together, that's what counts. 651 00:49:44,145 --> 00:49:46,145 The formalities can come later. 652 00:50:07,225 --> 00:50:10,585 This is like a little 1990s museum. 653 00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:14,665 DJ Bobo, "Love is All Around," wow. 654 00:50:15,185 --> 00:50:19,225 I had a Backstreet Boys poster too. Somewhere there must be… 655 00:50:20,305 --> 00:50:21,185 Aha! 656 00:50:21,665 --> 00:50:24,745 -Hey, that's trespassing! -Yes, I've become known for that lately. 657 00:50:25,345 --> 00:50:28,025 It's a good sign that you held on to this stuff. 658 00:50:28,785 --> 00:50:30,785 There was something like a heart in there. 659 00:50:32,145 --> 00:50:35,585 "My heart beats like crazy when it sees you." 660 00:50:37,065 --> 00:50:38,385 That was for school. 661 00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:42,665 It's amazing that you write for a living. 662 00:50:44,745 --> 00:50:45,785 What about this? 663 00:51:00,705 --> 00:51:02,465 Want to talk about it? 664 00:51:05,745 --> 00:51:07,945 Have you never done anything stupid? 665 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,985 So much. There isn't a box in the world big enough. 666 00:51:14,385 --> 00:51:15,865 Come on, we're here to eat. 667 00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:25,905 He usually only dates bimbos. 668 00:51:25,985 --> 00:51:29,945 I think he avoids women on his level. He doesn't want to get hurt. 669 00:51:30,025 --> 00:51:31,865 He's petrified of commitment. 670 00:51:33,025 --> 00:51:35,745 It's a wonder he even dares tie his shoelaces. 671 00:51:38,185 --> 00:51:40,505 We're probably to blame, Wilhelm and I. 672 00:51:41,025 --> 00:51:45,745 Even though, after a few false starts, our divorce was completely amicable. 673 00:51:45,825 --> 00:51:48,505 And Karl was already big, already 16. 674 00:51:49,825 --> 00:51:52,385 -May I ask why-- -Why we split up? 675 00:51:52,465 --> 00:51:54,905 We had just one thing left in common. 676 00:51:54,985 --> 00:51:57,145 That we both got married on the same day. 677 00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:01,705 So we got divorced. For health reasons. 678 00:52:04,305 --> 00:52:07,385 Whenever we saw one another, we both felt like we'd be sick. 679 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,665 We both enjoyed far-out sex. 680 00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:14,145 Every day. From Monday to Sunday. 681 00:52:14,225 --> 00:52:16,185 The prospect of sex was always far away. 682 00:52:17,225 --> 00:52:18,425 Mom, please stop. 683 00:52:19,465 --> 00:52:23,865 That one got a huge laugh last week. You've got a missing sense of humor. 684 00:52:23,945 --> 00:52:26,625 He hates that I do stand-up about it. 685 00:52:26,705 --> 00:52:29,105 She makes lame jokes about her marriage. 686 00:52:29,185 --> 00:52:31,825 Lame? Come on. 687 00:52:31,905 --> 00:52:34,705 Can't you stay until Wednesday? I'm performing at the theater. 688 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:38,425 Karl hasn't ever watched the set. I'll get you tickets. 689 00:52:40,385 --> 00:52:42,505 I'd rather get a tramp stamp. 690 00:52:49,265 --> 00:52:51,025 Your mom's a riot. 691 00:52:52,305 --> 00:52:54,825 Sure, but you can only put up with her for a while. 692 00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:57,185 Isn't that kind of true for all mothers? 693 00:52:57,265 --> 00:52:58,105 Yeah. 694 00:53:00,385 --> 00:53:02,025 Can I ask you something? 695 00:53:06,185 --> 00:53:07,945 Her name was Claudia. 696 00:53:08,025 --> 00:53:12,105 We… were an item, since we were 14. And… 697 00:53:13,305 --> 00:53:14,385 after high school… 698 00:53:16,705 --> 00:53:18,705 I proposed. 699 00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:22,025 I just didn't want to lose her. 700 00:53:23,145 --> 00:53:24,385 But she… 701 00:53:24,985 --> 00:53:25,945 Didn't want to. 702 00:53:27,425 --> 00:53:30,105 And… it's understandable. 703 00:53:31,065 --> 00:53:31,945 She'd… 704 00:53:32,865 --> 00:53:34,865 just graduated, wanted to see the world. 705 00:53:34,945 --> 00:53:36,945 Not make vows with her first boyfriend. 706 00:53:38,185 --> 00:53:42,425 She saw the ring, and… panicked. Broke up with me. 707 00:53:48,585 --> 00:53:50,345 Was she the love of your life? 708 00:53:58,865 --> 00:53:59,705 Yes. 709 00:54:01,425 --> 00:54:03,065 But it really wasn't so bad. 710 00:54:05,265 --> 00:54:08,505 Honestly. I didn't even know that ring was still there. 711 00:54:09,505 --> 00:54:12,505 And in hindsight, I should be grateful it didn't work out. 712 00:54:12,585 --> 00:54:13,825 I'd be a wreck today. 713 00:54:16,185 --> 00:54:17,025 Yeah. 714 00:54:17,745 --> 00:54:19,745 Good thing it didn't happen. 715 00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,305 I'm glad we made this detour. 716 00:54:48,185 --> 00:54:52,665 -Now we have an approach. -It's not an approach. It's not anything. 717 00:54:53,465 --> 00:54:57,625 It must have hurt like crazy at the time. You were deeply wounded. 718 00:54:57,705 --> 00:55:00,305 Yeah. Wow. Like all your clients. 719 00:55:00,385 --> 00:55:01,985 But not you, am I right? 720 00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:05,945 "I got my own heart badly broken." You made it all up, didn't you? 721 00:55:06,025 --> 00:55:08,025 It's just a publicity stunt. 722 00:55:09,985 --> 00:55:11,065 Goodnight. 723 00:55:30,985 --> 00:55:34,505 -Don't worry, I feel no attraction to you. -Same. None. 724 00:55:34,585 --> 00:55:35,585 Great. 725 00:55:42,145 --> 00:55:45,465 But I didn't make it up. I was heartbroken. 726 00:55:46,545 --> 00:55:47,665 Because of Olaf. 727 00:55:50,425 --> 00:55:51,385 Did he cheat? 728 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:56,545 Yeah. He left me for the penguins. 729 00:56:02,705 --> 00:56:05,545 -That's why you hate talking about them. -I hate penguins. 730 00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,265 -Psycho. -Psycho yourself. 731 00:56:10,305 --> 00:56:13,545 Olaf is a zoologist and climate scientist. 732 00:56:14,145 --> 00:56:16,945 Did you know penguins are endangered? 733 00:56:20,025 --> 00:56:21,825 -And Olaf's saving them? -Yeah. 734 00:56:23,185 --> 00:56:26,025 He works for a conservation foundation. Worldwide. 735 00:56:26,785 --> 00:56:30,825 So he's really always on the road and I'm here with our daughter. 736 00:56:34,345 --> 00:56:36,425 You manage it all pretty well. 737 00:56:37,705 --> 00:56:38,545 Thanks. 738 00:56:41,345 --> 00:56:44,665 Apart from the spliffs, the do-gooding and being a know-it-all. 739 00:56:45,465 --> 00:56:48,265 And the thing with the cardboard cut-outs like Kim Jong Un. 740 00:56:48,345 --> 00:56:50,705 -That's also dubious. -No need to be jealous. 741 00:56:54,785 --> 00:56:57,585 You see him sometimes, right? Your daughter… 742 00:56:58,345 --> 00:57:01,905 Yeah, I mean, when he's in Germany. 743 00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:03,905 When he's traveling… 744 00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:08,345 The visits are always short, and we do phone calls, of course, especially Hedi. 745 00:57:12,025 --> 00:57:16,025 So, back then we made the decision together, for the greater good, and… 746 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:21,905 sometimes… 747 00:57:24,105 --> 00:57:27,905 sometimes, even after all these years, you still think if he stood at your door 748 00:57:28,465 --> 00:57:30,465 and wanted to stay, then… 749 00:57:33,305 --> 00:57:34,345 Dumb, right? 750 00:57:36,425 --> 00:57:37,305 No. 751 00:57:45,265 --> 00:57:46,345 Not dumb at all. 752 00:57:56,785 --> 00:57:59,745 I know saving the Earth is a very important cause… 753 00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:04,625 but if it meant I couldn't be with you, 754 00:58:05,665 --> 00:58:07,665 then I'd let it all burn down. 755 00:58:12,065 --> 00:58:13,985 What's wrong with you, Han Solo? 756 00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:16,385 You've suddenly gone soft. 757 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,185 Could you please leave Han Solo out of this? 758 00:58:24,385 --> 00:58:25,305 No. 759 00:59:28,025 --> 00:59:32,305 It's a lovely hotel. You're going to like it. Romantic. 760 00:59:35,345 --> 00:59:36,625 No luggage? 761 00:59:37,785 --> 00:59:40,225 A young couple like you doesn't need clothes, eh? 762 00:59:40,305 --> 00:59:42,825 -I'm his therapist. -Oh. 763 00:59:49,425 --> 00:59:50,545 What? 764 00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:51,865 Nothing. 765 00:59:56,785 --> 00:59:58,505 I'm sorry about yesterday. 766 01:00:00,225 --> 01:00:01,705 I'm not. I enjoyed it. 767 01:00:09,345 --> 01:00:11,065 Don't look at me like that. 768 01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:16,025 He's my client. It's unacceptable. One of 1000 reasons why it's a bad idea. 769 01:00:16,105 --> 01:00:17,785 What holds you back the most? 770 01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:19,385 There's no future in it. 771 01:00:19,465 --> 01:00:22,905 You're only looking for someone to share a long, happy family life with? 772 01:00:22,985 --> 01:00:24,305 I'm not looking at all! 773 01:00:24,385 --> 01:00:28,265 Because you've already got it. An empty apartment you have to manage. 774 01:00:28,345 --> 01:00:30,985 Olaf and I are friends, and that's good for Hedi. 775 01:00:31,065 --> 01:00:34,825 And it's a good excuse for you not to get involved with anyone. 776 01:00:38,425 --> 01:00:41,705 Do you realize that you're actually pretty similar? 777 01:00:42,585 --> 01:00:45,345 Maybe you could learn how to take risks together. 778 01:00:46,025 --> 01:00:48,145 We're not at all similar. 779 01:00:48,225 --> 01:00:52,225 He has a bad case of Peter Pan syndrome, and I'm a grown woman with a child. 780 01:00:54,145 --> 01:00:58,025 You know how long it took me to find my balance again after Olaf. 781 01:01:00,185 --> 01:01:03,345 Is that what you'd call this? Balance? 782 01:01:04,545 --> 01:01:05,985 Thanks a lot, colleague. 783 01:01:18,225 --> 01:01:21,065 I'm needed at the office. Martha's covering the final day. 784 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,425 I don't have time for individual goodbyes. 785 01:01:25,225 --> 01:01:28,625 You know that slinking off after sex is actually my thing. 786 01:01:29,265 --> 01:01:30,785 But I'm happy to let you do it. 787 01:01:31,305 --> 01:01:34,265 Sex is sex. Nothing more, nothing less. Like I said. 788 01:01:36,265 --> 01:01:38,505 It really means nothing else to me. 789 01:01:41,305 --> 01:01:43,585 Oh, well, that's good. Same for me. 790 01:01:46,705 --> 01:01:47,545 Zilch. 791 01:01:48,665 --> 01:01:49,505 Exactly. 792 01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:53,545 Afterward, you just say thanks. And leave. 793 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:55,465 Okay. 794 01:01:56,305 --> 01:01:57,425 Thanks. 795 01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:58,745 Right, like that. 796 01:02:01,825 --> 01:02:03,025 -Bye. -Bye. 797 01:02:28,705 --> 01:02:30,425 I thought you hated sunsets. 798 01:02:32,705 --> 01:02:35,025 I recently spoke to someone about that. 799 01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:38,745 The only other person who thinks they're as overrated as I do. 800 01:02:40,065 --> 01:02:43,905 And now every time I see a damn sunset, I have to wonder whether she hates it too. 801 01:02:45,945 --> 01:02:47,625 Do you know what we call that? 802 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:50,745 That's love, dude! 803 01:02:52,305 --> 01:02:53,665 Shut up. 804 01:03:10,585 --> 01:03:11,945 -Hello. -Who is it? 805 01:03:12,025 --> 01:03:14,225 -Hello. Who are you, then? -Hedi. 806 01:03:14,305 --> 01:03:15,265 Karl? 807 01:03:16,105 --> 01:03:19,425 What are you doing here? This is my private home. 808 01:03:19,505 --> 01:03:21,585 You're supposed to make an appointment. 809 01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:25,425 Oh, I wondered where all the cut-outs had gone. 810 01:03:25,505 --> 01:03:27,505 We don't put them up in our house. 811 01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:33,185 Would be handy, though. You could use them to scare off burglars. 812 01:03:33,265 --> 01:03:35,465 Or… to hang clothes from. 813 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:36,465 Or for bowling. 814 01:03:41,745 --> 01:03:43,105 I'll be at the skate park. 815 01:03:44,145 --> 01:03:45,985 Uh… Back at six, okay? 816 01:03:46,065 --> 01:03:46,905 Okay. 817 01:03:48,465 --> 01:03:50,625 -Bye, Hedi. -Bye! 818 01:03:52,065 --> 01:03:54,505 What… Uh, what do you want? 819 01:03:57,265 --> 01:04:00,625 I… just wanted to say that I'm against the idea 820 01:04:00,705 --> 01:04:04,105 of not speaking to people again once you've… had sex. 821 01:04:05,505 --> 01:04:06,425 Okay. 822 01:04:10,025 --> 01:04:10,945 Coffee? 823 01:04:11,945 --> 01:04:13,305 Doesn't have to be good. 824 01:04:14,345 --> 01:04:15,945 I have some terrible coffee, sure. 825 01:04:41,665 --> 01:04:43,585 This can't become a habit. 826 01:04:44,265 --> 01:04:45,385 No. 827 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:46,465 No, this… 828 01:04:48,345 --> 01:04:49,825 can't become a habit. 829 01:04:49,905 --> 01:04:50,985 Okay. 830 01:04:55,545 --> 01:04:58,185 But we can go one more time before it's a habit. 831 01:05:08,825 --> 01:05:11,025 Wait. 832 01:05:12,905 --> 01:05:14,465 Let the song play. 833 01:05:42,265 --> 01:05:43,745 Hi! Uh… 834 01:05:44,985 --> 01:05:45,945 I… 835 01:05:46,505 --> 01:05:48,945 I was just… not in the neighborhood, and… 836 01:05:49,865 --> 01:05:52,225 -I thought I-- -No, sorry. Not today. 837 01:05:52,825 --> 01:05:56,345 Things are crazy at the agency, Hedi's ill, and I don't have a babysitter. 838 01:05:56,945 --> 01:05:58,545 I can look after Hedi. 839 01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:02,425 I'm great with kids. 840 01:06:05,865 --> 01:06:06,945 Okay. 841 01:06:07,905 --> 01:06:09,425 You know what? Let's… 842 01:06:09,505 --> 01:06:12,145 Let's google your symptoms. 843 01:06:12,665 --> 01:06:13,505 So… 844 01:06:14,665 --> 01:06:15,705 Loss of appetite? 845 01:06:18,505 --> 01:06:19,385 Fever? 846 01:06:21,505 --> 01:06:23,745 -Are you sleeping well? -Not really. 847 01:06:24,985 --> 01:06:25,985 Trouble sleeping. 848 01:06:26,785 --> 01:06:28,745 Ah! We have a diagnosis. 849 01:06:28,825 --> 01:06:30,465 Is it something bad? 850 01:06:30,545 --> 01:06:34,825 It could be a midlife crisis. Or a prostate issue, or… 851 01:06:37,425 --> 01:06:38,385 Lovesickness. 852 01:06:42,145 --> 01:06:46,905 Let me guess. Eleven, a skater, and doesn't notice you. 853 01:06:49,985 --> 01:06:50,985 How did you know? 854 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:55,025 You have an unused skateboard, and the rest is life experience. 855 01:06:56,665 --> 01:06:59,385 He has the greenest eyes in the whole world. 856 01:06:59,465 --> 01:07:01,105 But he never looks at me. 857 01:07:02,345 --> 01:07:03,225 Okay. 858 01:07:03,785 --> 01:07:05,785 I'm no expert on lovesickness… 859 01:07:07,585 --> 01:07:09,625 but I'm great at conquest. 860 01:07:12,745 --> 01:07:14,625 Ta-da. My old skateboard. 861 01:07:23,545 --> 01:07:25,625 Right. Now it's your turn, Hedi. 862 01:07:29,305 --> 01:07:30,705 Come on, Hedi, you can do it. 863 01:07:31,425 --> 01:07:32,425 Yes, good! 864 01:07:33,665 --> 01:07:35,185 Good! 865 01:07:36,265 --> 01:07:37,465 Whoa! 866 01:07:38,905 --> 01:07:42,545 Hello, young lady. My name is Dr. Nieke, 867 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:45,065 and I heard you had a skateboard accident. 868 01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:49,585 Because some was skating around the apartment with you. 869 01:07:54,025 --> 01:07:55,785 You know what? Common misconception. 870 01:07:55,865 --> 01:07:56,985 Skateboarding 871 01:07:57,945 --> 01:07:59,385 isn't really about the skating. 872 01:08:09,945 --> 01:08:10,985 Okay… 873 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:13,985 which one's Oskar? 874 01:08:14,065 --> 01:08:14,905 That one. 875 01:08:22,745 --> 01:08:26,505 Hedi, wait! What are you doing with that kiddie board? Here, take mine. 876 01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:42,625 Cool board! 877 01:08:44,065 --> 01:08:46,145 Yes! Yeah! 878 01:08:52,785 --> 01:08:54,705 -Oh, you get to pick. -I did. 879 01:08:54,785 --> 01:08:55,825 -Hey. -Hello! 880 01:08:55,905 --> 01:08:56,785 Hey. 881 01:08:56,865 --> 01:08:57,945 Feeling better? 882 01:08:58,025 --> 01:08:58,985 Yes, great. 883 01:08:59,985 --> 01:09:01,585 Wow, you've got skills. 884 01:09:03,065 --> 01:09:04,425 We made pizza! 885 01:09:05,065 --> 01:09:06,425 From scratch. 886 01:09:07,145 --> 01:09:08,465 With lots of vegetables. 887 01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:09,705 Lots 888 01:09:10,745 --> 01:09:11,585 Tons. 889 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:13,985 My turn? 890 01:09:17,665 --> 01:09:19,345 Are we cheating, or no? 891 01:09:31,065 --> 01:09:35,825 Your heartache stops you remembering how you really felt during the good times. 892 01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:37,545 But they're your good times. 893 01:09:38,385 --> 01:09:40,505 It's your heart, your love. 894 01:09:40,585 --> 01:09:42,785 And you get to choose who you give it to. 895 01:10:43,665 --> 01:10:44,865 Turgay called me. 896 01:10:46,265 --> 01:10:48,905 -Did you hear the news? -Timea's back. 897 01:10:49,785 --> 01:10:52,545 She was so impressed that he stood up at the wedding. 898 01:10:53,265 --> 01:10:55,545 I won't say who advised him to do that. 899 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:56,905 Yeah, don't say it. 900 01:10:56,985 --> 01:10:58,425 The super-therapist! 901 01:10:59,145 --> 01:11:00,465 What have you got there? 902 01:11:00,545 --> 01:11:02,065 Um, Hedi's breakfast. 903 01:11:02,945 --> 01:11:04,785 I promised to bring the dessert. 904 01:11:05,305 --> 01:11:07,185 You're really good with her. 905 01:11:08,745 --> 01:11:11,625 That's all down to her. She's an absolute blast. 906 01:11:11,705 --> 01:11:13,985 Just accept the compliment. 907 01:11:14,505 --> 01:11:17,385 It's not easy for me to say that kind of thing, you know. 908 01:11:19,145 --> 01:11:22,145 Haven't you noticed? I'm actually a total introvert. 909 01:11:22,825 --> 01:11:27,905 They say that every introvert needs an extrovert to take care of them. 910 01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:41,945 What are we? 911 01:11:42,545 --> 01:11:43,665 Huh? 912 01:11:44,265 --> 01:11:47,585 You don't always have to explicitly say or define things. 913 01:11:48,145 --> 01:11:50,345 Does he show you that he likes you? 914 01:11:51,185 --> 01:11:54,065 I think I make it totally clear what she means to me. 915 01:11:57,025 --> 01:11:58,705 But he doesn't say anything. 916 01:12:00,145 --> 01:12:02,705 I'll tell her tomorrow. Tomorrow. 917 01:12:21,345 --> 01:12:23,025 Excuse me? Could you hold the door? 918 01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:24,105 Sure. 919 01:12:24,785 --> 01:12:25,665 Thanks. 920 01:12:34,705 --> 01:12:36,385 -I'll hold it for you now. -Thanks. 921 01:12:54,985 --> 01:12:56,305 Broken heart? 922 01:12:59,105 --> 01:13:01,905 It's a joke. My girlfriend has a heartbreak agency. 923 01:13:04,905 --> 01:13:07,225 You're here to see Maria Geiger, right? 924 01:13:07,305 --> 01:13:08,185 Yes. 925 01:13:09,345 --> 01:13:11,625 She'll be thrilled. She loves flowers. 926 01:13:13,745 --> 01:13:17,265 It's a thank-you for the therapy having worked. 927 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:22,105 Seems like she's not back yet. Shall I take the flowers in for you? 928 01:13:34,585 --> 01:13:36,385 -Hi, Karl. -Hey, Hedi. 929 01:13:36,465 --> 01:13:37,865 What are you doing here? 930 01:13:40,305 --> 01:13:42,345 Um, I have to go away for a while. 931 01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:44,625 How come? 932 01:13:46,105 --> 01:13:49,465 Complicated. I'll explain another time, okay? 933 01:13:50,505 --> 01:13:51,985 Okay… 934 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:56,265 -Do you want your skateboard back? -No way. It's a gift. 935 01:14:04,545 --> 01:14:06,705 Bye, Hedi. Take care. 936 01:14:18,185 --> 01:14:20,745 Dad! You're already here! 937 01:14:40,865 --> 01:14:42,225 I've had a job offer. 938 01:14:43,585 --> 01:14:46,825 At a biodiversity lab. In Potsdam. 939 01:14:59,305 --> 01:15:00,145 Wow. 940 01:15:05,225 --> 01:15:07,665 I should never have left you on your own. 941 01:15:08,745 --> 01:15:10,345 I really regret it, Maria. 942 01:15:10,905 --> 01:15:13,785 You did it for the greater good. It wasn't selfishness. 943 01:15:13,865 --> 01:15:16,305 No, you should have been the greater good. 944 01:15:17,385 --> 01:15:19,385 The world's in a shitty state. 945 01:15:20,345 --> 01:15:22,585 But you know what? If I can't see my family, 946 01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:24,865 then let it burn. 947 01:15:31,545 --> 01:15:32,425 I… 948 01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:38,985 I… I may have met someone. 949 01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:42,585 So… 950 01:15:48,985 --> 01:15:50,985 We don't have to make a decision now. 951 01:15:52,145 --> 01:15:54,185 We can just keep both apartments. 952 01:15:58,305 --> 01:16:00,145 I just want to be near you both. 953 01:16:19,985 --> 01:16:21,985 Dude. Why in my room? Why? 954 01:16:22,065 --> 01:16:27,225 Sorry. She's the one, man. I know it. How did it go with you? 955 01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:30,385 No idea. 956 01:16:30,905 --> 01:16:32,705 Sorry. I'll be right… 957 01:16:33,785 --> 01:16:34,625 Hey. 958 01:17:30,665 --> 01:17:35,945 You've got a cheese sandwich, a mandarin, cucumber, and, for once, a candy bar. 959 01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:40,305 You've got a honey sandwich, tomato, also a mandarin, cucumber, 960 01:17:40,385 --> 01:17:45,545 and a little bit of leftover cake. Somehow there was just a tiny piece left? 961 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:48,225 Yes, I put the rest in Dad's box. 962 01:17:49,585 --> 01:17:51,705 Oh, a really healthy breakfast for Dad. 963 01:17:51,785 --> 01:17:53,265 It's his first day. 964 01:17:54,985 --> 01:17:57,425 He's picking me up from school all week. 965 01:17:58,025 --> 01:18:00,985 -Can we make my invitations today? -Of course. 966 01:18:01,065 --> 01:18:04,185 This will be my first birthday with Dad that I remember. 967 01:18:06,585 --> 01:18:07,785 Can I invite Karl too? 968 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:10,505 Um… 969 01:18:11,545 --> 01:18:14,465 -Do you know when he'll be back? -No, I don't. 970 01:18:14,545 --> 01:18:17,345 He didn't tell you how long "a while" is either? 971 01:18:19,665 --> 01:18:20,825 Dad! 972 01:18:22,545 --> 01:18:23,945 What's up? 973 01:18:26,505 --> 01:18:27,865 -Morning. -Morning. 974 01:18:27,945 --> 01:18:30,665 Dad, look. I've got a surprise for you. 975 01:18:33,025 --> 01:18:36,385 He told Hedi he was going away for a while. 976 01:18:36,905 --> 01:18:41,185 I mean, it's not like I didn't see this coming. It's what he usually does. 977 01:18:41,745 --> 01:18:44,905 He's ghosting me, doesn't answer the phone or my messages… 978 01:18:46,465 --> 01:18:51,185 I'm mad at myself too, because I… Because I thought he'd change. 979 01:18:52,225 --> 01:18:53,425 What a cliché. 980 01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:58,825 -And what's the deal with Olaf? -I don't know. 981 01:19:00,505 --> 01:19:02,505 I feel like I should give it a go. 982 01:19:17,345 --> 01:19:19,705 If you could get up before the neighbors complain 983 01:19:19,785 --> 01:19:22,385 that it smells like someone died, that'd be great. Okay? 984 01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:24,665 Hey. 985 01:19:28,385 --> 01:19:29,465 It'll be okay. 986 01:19:38,625 --> 01:19:40,945 Everything. Everything was great. 987 01:19:41,825 --> 01:19:44,945 Really? Not even one tiny annoying thing? 988 01:19:45,025 --> 01:19:46,985 No, nothing. 989 01:19:47,905 --> 01:19:50,745 Not since Dad's been here. What about you? 990 01:19:51,985 --> 01:19:53,345 I like your Oskar. 991 01:19:54,545 --> 01:19:58,385 Oskar told me that his parents only stay together because of him. 992 01:19:58,465 --> 01:20:01,585 He overheard them talking. That's stupid, isn't it? 993 01:20:02,545 --> 01:20:03,785 Well, I mean… 994 01:20:05,145 --> 01:20:07,545 Parents can put their needs aside sometimes. 995 01:20:09,665 --> 01:20:13,745 You know, sometimes it's more important to parents that the kid's okay. 996 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:16,145 I'm good with Dad here. 997 01:20:17,545 --> 01:20:19,945 He told me he's never going away again. 998 01:20:21,105 --> 01:20:22,265 Pinky promised. 999 01:20:23,225 --> 01:20:25,345 Even if you're not together anymore. 1000 01:20:30,185 --> 01:20:32,665 Are you writing the article or not? 1001 01:20:33,265 --> 01:20:35,705 Do you want your job back or do you suddenly not care? 1002 01:20:36,505 --> 01:20:37,785 No idea. 1003 01:20:39,145 --> 01:20:41,385 Get in touch when you've pulled yourself together. 1004 01:21:24,185 --> 01:21:26,705 When love hits you in the face. 1005 01:21:27,265 --> 01:21:29,825 Some people don't believe in heartbreak. 1006 01:21:29,905 --> 01:21:31,905 They get hit the hardest. 1007 01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:35,065 Surprising as an ice storm in July, 1008 01:21:35,145 --> 01:21:37,345 and hard as Frazier's left hook. 1009 01:21:38,345 --> 01:21:41,865 I was one of those who refused to accept that love has a price. 1010 01:21:41,945 --> 01:21:43,145 You can get hurt. 1011 01:21:46,865 --> 01:21:48,985 One that takes everything from you. 1012 01:21:50,185 --> 01:21:52,185 I don't know when it will go away. 1013 01:21:53,305 --> 01:21:54,225 Maybe never. 1014 01:21:56,945 --> 01:21:58,145 Maybe this is how it is. 1015 01:21:58,785 --> 01:22:02,585 We have to give up a little piece of our heart when a love ends. 1016 01:22:03,545 --> 01:22:05,425 An occupied, used-up piece. 1017 01:22:05,945 --> 01:22:07,465 The heart shrinks. 1018 01:22:08,305 --> 01:22:11,425 But who cares? We're never planning to use it again. 1019 01:22:12,105 --> 01:22:14,185 Let's just throw the whole thing out. 1020 01:22:15,785 --> 01:22:17,025 I was wrong there too. 1021 01:22:17,905 --> 01:22:18,985 It will heal. 1022 01:22:19,505 --> 01:22:21,305 At least, that's what I've heard. 1023 01:22:21,385 --> 01:22:25,425 You just have to wait for the heart to learn to love without that lost piece. 1024 01:22:25,945 --> 01:22:29,305 And we can only hope that the rest of our heart recovers 1025 01:22:29,905 --> 01:22:31,385 and is still large enough 1026 01:22:31,465 --> 01:22:34,905 in case someone comes along to claim another piece. 1027 01:22:43,785 --> 01:22:45,825 I'm glad you're here for Hedi. 1028 01:22:46,385 --> 01:22:49,865 Yes, sometimes… Sometimes time ruins everything. 1029 01:23:03,945 --> 01:23:07,505 Give Hedi the key. She can come over anytime. Day or night. 1030 01:23:32,945 --> 01:23:36,985 I COULD BE YOUR EXTROVERT. 1031 01:23:55,785 --> 01:23:56,825 No. 1032 01:23:59,345 --> 01:24:00,225 Shit. 1033 01:24:01,185 --> 01:24:02,225 Turgay. 1034 01:24:02,305 --> 01:24:04,425 I've locked myself in the bathroom. 1035 01:24:04,505 --> 01:24:06,865 Open up, you coward! 1036 01:24:06,945 --> 01:24:08,545 I told Timea I want to break up, 1037 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:11,025 and she said she's not having it, and now… 1038 01:24:11,105 --> 01:24:11,945 Turgay! 1039 01:24:12,665 --> 01:24:14,585 …I have no further lines of defense. 1040 01:24:16,745 --> 01:24:17,825 Open up! 1041 01:24:17,905 --> 01:24:19,225 Because if I open the door… 1042 01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:20,665 Open up! You coward! 1043 01:24:20,745 --> 01:24:22,265 …it'll start all over again. 1044 01:24:22,345 --> 01:24:25,105 There's no such thing as kryptonite! 1045 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:27,945 What? 1046 01:24:28,945 --> 01:24:31,665 It doesn't exist! There's no such thing as kryptonite! 1047 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:37,225 Open the door! Or I'll kick it down! 1048 01:24:41,585 --> 01:24:43,745 You have ten seconds to leave my apartment. 1049 01:24:45,265 --> 01:24:46,825 Then I'm calling the police. 1050 01:24:48,345 --> 01:24:49,745 Five seconds. 1051 01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:02,265 I did it. 1052 01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:04,185 Yes. 1053 01:25:04,865 --> 01:25:06,905 - -Yes, you did it. 1054 01:25:12,265 --> 01:25:14,865 You'll see, a costume party is just what you need. 1055 01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:30,425 Hey. 1056 01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,945 Is Karl home? 1057 01:25:42,585 --> 01:25:43,425 Hey. 1058 01:25:44,225 --> 01:25:45,065 Hey. 1059 01:25:51,865 --> 01:25:54,905 Um, I… uh… 1060 01:25:54,985 --> 01:25:58,385 I, uh… I found your card. 1061 01:25:58,465 --> 01:26:01,705 -I'm really sorry it took so long. -You had a lot going on. 1062 01:26:06,385 --> 01:26:08,305 Want to maybe get a drink? 1063 01:26:16,065 --> 01:26:17,425 Is it okay if I say no? 1064 01:26:20,385 --> 01:26:21,425 Of course. 1065 01:26:27,185 --> 01:26:28,105 You know… 1066 01:26:29,025 --> 01:26:29,945 I… 1067 01:26:30,025 --> 01:26:31,665 I had this great therapy. 1068 01:26:33,505 --> 01:26:35,865 I learned what it could be like to love. 1069 01:26:36,825 --> 01:26:38,865 And what… What could it be like? 1070 01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:41,865 Like skydiving. 1071 01:26:42,585 --> 01:26:45,825 People say it's the best feeling in the world. 1072 01:26:46,665 --> 01:26:49,425 You're flying, almost weightless. 1073 01:26:52,465 --> 01:26:54,585 But they're forgetting something crucial. 1074 01:26:55,425 --> 01:26:58,225 It's not the air you're floating in that's important, 1075 01:26:58,905 --> 01:27:00,425 it's the parachute. 1076 01:27:02,505 --> 01:27:04,905 You mean, the certainty you won't crash down. 1077 01:27:06,705 --> 01:27:11,305 That's the difference between… a skydive and a plane crash. 1078 01:27:13,225 --> 01:27:16,425 But after all, you're the expert when it comes to love. 1079 01:27:18,785 --> 01:27:22,745 At the agency maybe, in my personal life I'm a novice. You can tell. 1080 01:27:23,705 --> 01:27:25,305 And isn't it… 1081 01:27:25,385 --> 01:27:28,465 Isn't it okay for a novice to sometimes make mistakes? 1082 01:27:36,705 --> 01:27:38,505 Not when you're skydiving. 1083 01:28:16,145 --> 01:28:17,025 Hey. 1084 01:28:18,705 --> 01:28:19,585 It's me! 1085 01:28:21,185 --> 01:28:22,385 Zolt! 1086 01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:23,305 -Hey! -Hi! 1087 01:28:25,945 --> 01:28:26,825 So, how are you? 1088 01:28:27,505 --> 01:28:30,625 Well, I've at least stopped climbing onto roofs. 1089 01:28:31,665 --> 01:28:32,985 More or less. 1090 01:28:33,065 --> 01:28:34,465 That's a start, anyway. 1091 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:38,705 Found anyone new? 1092 01:28:38,785 --> 01:28:39,865 Nah. 1093 01:28:40,945 --> 01:28:42,585 I believe in destiny. 1094 01:28:44,265 --> 01:28:45,105 No such thing. 1095 01:28:46,105 --> 01:28:47,505 There's only coincidence. 1096 01:28:49,265 --> 01:28:50,545 Tom and I… 1097 01:28:52,385 --> 01:28:53,705 That was destiny. 1098 01:28:54,625 --> 01:28:57,305 That kind of thing doesn't happen twice. 1099 01:29:00,625 --> 01:29:01,705 Listen to this. 1100 01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:05,505 You're doing this heartbreak therapy. 1101 01:29:06,585 --> 01:29:11,945 Some guy writes a horrible, shitty article about your therapist. 1102 01:29:13,385 --> 01:29:15,545 He loses his job and it all goes south. 1103 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:19,385 And then this guy has to do therapy with the same woman. 1104 01:29:20,145 --> 01:29:21,985 Sounds made up, doesn't it? 1105 01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,505 Yeah. Totally. 1106 01:29:28,985 --> 01:29:30,225 Anton! 1107 01:29:31,425 --> 01:29:32,625 This is Zolt. 1108 01:29:33,265 --> 01:29:34,665 A saxophone teacher. 1109 01:29:34,745 --> 01:29:38,345 And this is Anton, the world's worst saxophone player. 1110 01:29:39,305 --> 01:29:40,625 What a coincidence. 1111 01:29:41,785 --> 01:29:42,665 Hi. Oh… 1112 01:29:43,425 --> 01:29:44,905 -Hi. -Hi. 1113 01:29:47,505 --> 01:29:49,305 No such thing as coincidence, right? 1114 01:29:51,585 --> 01:29:52,465 Right. 1115 01:30:37,905 --> 01:30:39,345 Where is she? 1116 01:30:40,265 --> 01:30:41,625 Where is she? 1117 01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:45,625 You! You turned him against me! 1118 01:30:49,025 --> 01:30:51,425 -Karl? -I have to tell you something. 1119 01:30:51,505 --> 01:30:53,265 This may not be the best time. 1120 01:30:53,905 --> 01:30:55,345 I… I love you. 1121 01:30:58,825 --> 01:31:01,585 Karl? 1122 01:31:02,945 --> 01:31:04,385 Ow! Cold. 1123 01:31:05,905 --> 01:31:07,585 Keep it nice and cool, okay? 1124 01:31:13,785 --> 01:31:16,145 I think this marks the end of my therapy. 1125 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,905 This is just the beginning. 1126 01:31:26,905 --> 01:31:28,585 -Ouch. -Sorry. 1127 01:31:36,345 --> 01:31:37,785 Oh. Again? 1128 01:31:40,665 --> 01:31:41,825 It hurts here? 1129 01:31:43,105 --> 01:31:44,385 Here? 1130 01:32:06,425 --> 01:32:07,425 Hey! 1131 01:32:16,145 --> 01:32:17,665 Man, this is cheesy. 1132 01:32:18,785 --> 01:32:20,105 Awful. 1133 01:34:28,145 --> 01:34:33,145 Subtitle translation by: Kel Barksdale