1 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:30,375 Motherfucker! 2 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:34,833 Don't you feel ashamed of screwing another man's wife? 3 00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:41,583 I'll crush your balls today. 4 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,500 Isn't this what makes you horny? No? 5 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:49,875 I'll remove your piston, and there'll be no more shooting. 6 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:46,291 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 7 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:51,083 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 8 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,875 A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle 9 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:56,791 This is his destiny Meet the common man 10 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:59,791 He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill 11 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,791 This is his destiny Meet the common man 12 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,708 In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 13 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:08,750 This is his destiny Meet the common man 14 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:13,083 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 15 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:22,958 Drenched… 16 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,291 Sexy waist! 17 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:32,250 Her hot body! 18 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,833 What a filthy song, so dirty. 19 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,000 Shambhu, let's get popcorn. 20 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,041 Kids will love to have some. 21 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:51,708 The heart yearns For our bodies to entwine! 22 00:03:51,791 --> 00:03:56,625 Drenched, it's drenched 23 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,291 Drenched, it's drenched 24 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,625 Shambhu. Shambhu! 25 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,708 And what about my enjoyment? You want to spoil that? 26 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:07,583 Brother-in-law, why are you a saint? Look at the song. It's so sultry. 27 00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:09,166 What's good in it, Shambhu? 28 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,458 The woman is showing off her body. That's it. 29 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:18,791 Have some shame! You've come to the movie with your sister's husband. 30 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,083 Isn't he a man too, sister? 31 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,458 And these songs are in the movies for men. 32 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:29,333 If brother-in-law is asking you, why don't you go with him. 33 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:31,041 Have some regard for him. 34 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,333 Damn! 35 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:33,458 Let's go. 36 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,375 Let's go. 37 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:38,291 Papa, get the cheese popcorn for me. 38 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:40,125 -And caramel for me. -All right. 39 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:41,625 Move aside, please. 40 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:44,416 I have paid to watch the hero, not you guys. 41 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,791 What's the fuss about, ma'am? Even we have purchased tickets. 42 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:50,166 So, is it a ticket for the movie, 43 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,291 or have you purchased the entire cinema hall? 44 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,083 -Just zip your mouth and keep moving. -I won't. 45 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:57,708 Hey, buddy, why are you picking a fight? 46 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,083 Why are you dragging this? 47 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,666 Move on, mate. End this now. 48 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,833 -Yes, I agree. Let's go. -What the hell! 49 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:04,875 C'mon, let's go. 50 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,625 Why do you get so excited when you see these heroes on screen? 51 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:17,166 Because these heroes know the art of love. 52 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:23,125 In movies, despite the hero and heroine getting married, 53 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:26,583 the spice in their relationship stays intact. 54 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:28,958 "Spice stays intact." 55 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,083 As if it's not a relationship, but some Indian curry. 56 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,375 Spice stays intact. 57 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,833 And why do these motherfuckers dance naked anyway? 58 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,083 Good for nothing. 59 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,708 Remove your hand, it's sticky. 60 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:54,458 Hey, Jhatka, don't have it right now. God save you if Raja Bhai comes to know. 61 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:56,625 Nothing will happen. Don't worry, Lappu. 62 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:00,916 You're lactose intolerant, but always ready to drink milk. 63 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,750 What do I say, I get out of control when I see milky things. 64 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:07,125 And you, bastard, don't worry unnecessarily, okay? 65 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:10,041 Why should I be worried? You're going to worry, bro. 66 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,916 You get so intimidated while interacting with women, brother-in-law. 67 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,958 You can't even utter a single word. 68 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,208 I haven't been around women much, that's why. 69 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:19,875 -I feel shy. -Huh. 70 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:21,708 How much for the popcorn? 71 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:25,500 Can't you read? It's written here. 72 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,875 Plain for 50, cheese and caramel for 80. 73 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,625 Give us two cheese, 74 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:32,791 and two caramel as well. Make it fresh. 75 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:35,333 No, not at all. You give us plain ones. 76 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:39,000 -You are looting us in the other two. -They're looting us in everything anyway. 77 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:41,333 The theaters run because of popcorn, not the movies. 78 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:44,125 It's for the kids, don't be a miser. I'm paying. 79 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,375 Why would you pay for my kids? 80 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,541 Please don't show off in front of me, brother-in-law. 81 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,333 What are you looking at? We're missing the film. 82 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:53,833 Three plain ones. 83 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,291 So costly, I swear! 84 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,291 My heart flutters to hold you close! 85 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:04,666 Drenched, it's drenched 86 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:07,625 Drenched, it's drenched 87 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:11,291 Dhaincha, I missed the whole song. You're enjoying it alone. 88 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,250 You can enjoy now. 89 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:22,625 Watch the screen, Lappu, it's damn hot. Sizzling! 90 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,708 Where is Jhatka? 91 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:30,958 Shitting his pants. He had milk. 92 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:33,458 Holy fuck, milk… 93 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:37,833 Drenched, the drenched body 94 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,375 Fucker. 95 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:43,291 Come out, motherfucker. 96 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,458 Or else I'll fuck your mother. 97 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:48,291 Brother, I can come out only when the business is done. 98 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:50,208 And why are you cursing? 99 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,791 Shouldn't I, bastard? 100 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:56,333 Fucker, it's an emergency, and you refuse to come out, motherfucker. 101 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,625 I'm playing snooker. 102 00:07:57,708 --> 00:08:01,083 And I won't come out till the ball goes in the pocket. Got it? 103 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,916 Motherfucker. 104 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:06,916 Did you shit your pants now, bastard? 105 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:10,958 Now, did you, bastard? Did you? 106 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:14,625 Oh, dear Lord. Save me this one last time. 107 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,458 The movie was a waste. 108 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:18,791 The actress was hot, dude. 109 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,541 But the song was the real star. 110 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,333 Jhatka, you shouldn't drink so much milk. 111 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:25,583 It was a narrow escape for you today. 112 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:27,958 Yeah, I've learned my lesson, Dhaincha. 113 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,583 Let's go? Come. 114 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,166 You had fun, right? 115 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:43,791 C'mon, turn this way. Come on. 116 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:46,333 Who are you guys? 117 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:47,625 What's the matter, buddy? 118 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:56,291 Why are you in a hurry to leave with the lady? 119 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,958 Why? Tell me. 120 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,708 Do you have an advance booking for another show? 121 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,625 Guys, make them sit. 122 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,416 Make yourselves comfortable. 123 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:23,458 Man, I saw that you both were watching the movie with helmets on. 124 00:09:23,541 --> 00:09:25,666 Thinking that no one will recognize you. 125 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:28,125 But I did. 126 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:32,791 No wonder you made this plan of coming for a movie. 127 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,750 So you came here for your work, right? 128 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,208 Carry on. 129 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,291 Women! 130 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:47,500 So, brother, screwing another man's wife, is it? 131 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,958 This is our personal matter that we'll resolve at our homes. 132 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:55,208 And who are you to lecture us? 133 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:57,416 Ma'am, you have misunderstood me. 134 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:02,666 I'm doing it on behalf of a client. 135 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,416 The deal was to catch you red-handed and punish you guys. 136 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:10,666 The thing is, 137 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:17,958 once I take a contract, I fulfill it completely. Got it? 138 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:22,625 So, yes, buddy? Where were you headed from here? 139 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,541 No… Nothing like that, respected sir. 140 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:29,666 We had dinner plans after the movie, and… 141 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:30,750 And? 142 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,875 And, a little bit of kissing. That's all. 143 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,541 My husband hired you, right? 144 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,958 I'll deal with him in person. 145 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:47,458 I have not been hired by your husband. 146 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,875 Can only men avenge betrayal? 147 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,750 Raja Bhai, the sun has set. 148 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:00,875 Are you sure? Not even a minute left? 149 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,625 It was to set at 6:23. 150 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,458 Damn. 151 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,125 You guys do the honors. 152 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:10,833 Lappu, record it for the client. 153 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:13,875 -No, don't make a video. Don't. -Please, no video. 154 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:15,666 Shut up. 155 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:16,833 What did you say? 156 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:19,458 Thrash them. 157 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,500 No! No, no! 158 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:34,416 Brother-in-law, you think a lot about small money matters. 159 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,083 Inside, it was for the popcorn. Then, the parking. 160 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:41,500 There is fun in living life king-size. What's the use of living this way? 161 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,083 We're not living like that. 162 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:47,166 My husband is an honest man, and what he earns provides well for us. 163 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:50,333 It's not a lot, sis. What I earn, that is a lot. 164 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,708 We don't have to think twice about money. 165 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:56,333 Tell me something. Why are there pockets in our clothes? 166 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,708 -To keep money, right? -We also keep a pen in it. Isn't it? 167 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:04,000 That I use in my office to sign documents with honesty. 168 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:07,250 One may keep a handkerchief in it during summers. 169 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,791 In winters, a pocket keeps the hands warm. 170 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:14,583 I say, money is not the only thing a pocket is for, Mr. Shambhu. 171 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:20,208 You're too naive, brother-in-law. 172 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,583 And in today's world, that means a "loser." 173 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:29,625 Are you getting me? All I'm saying is that my sister has married you. 174 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,916 Keep her happy. 175 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,541 Look, Shambhu, your family is content with your earnings. 176 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,708 My family is content with mine. 177 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:42,458 -What else does one want? -Yes. What else does one want? 178 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:43,875 Right, Ashoklata? 179 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,375 Blue shirt, yellow pants Looks like a gentleman! 180 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:58,208 The hero of the film was a dickhead. 181 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:03,875 There's just one hero, Shah Rukh Khan. 182 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:07,250 You're a complete idiot. 183 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:12,041 If there's any hero, it's Salman Bhai. 184 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,750 See his physique. 185 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:19,458 He makes people shit their pants just by removing his shirt. 186 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,791 Exactly my point. 187 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,583 Shah Rukh doesn't even need to remove his shirt. 188 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,166 Remember his stammering dialogue k… k… k…? 189 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,625 That made everyone's ass split into pieces. 190 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:36,208 Damn you. It was my mistake to bring you from Bihar to Raja Bhai. 191 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,166 My friendship towards you costed me! 192 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:47,333 Brother, tell me who's the bigger star? Salman or Shah Rukh? 193 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:48,333 Madam? 194 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:54,000 At least nod your head. Shah Rukh, right? 195 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,541 Salman Bhai, right? 196 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:57,625 King Khan. 197 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,041 Salman Bhai. 198 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,708 There is only one star. 199 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,166 Our Raja Bhai. 200 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,541 Hello, ma'am. 201 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:17,875 We have nabbed your husband. And his beloved too. 202 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,208 Bring the cash tomorrow. 203 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:24,833 Hum Aapke Hain Koun…! was a bigger hit than Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. 204 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:30,875 Sit down. 205 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:33,041 Eat. Eat, eat. 206 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,708 Very good! 207 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:46,458 Rohan, Ritu, come on. 208 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,708 -Please, just a little more. -Enough, come on. 209 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,583 Good evening, Father. How are you? 210 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:56,250 -Yes, I'm fine. -How's Mother? 211 00:14:56,333 --> 00:15:00,083 Yes, Mom is fine too. Listen, you're sending the money, right? 212 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,708 -The whole roof is gone. -It is more problematic in heavy rains. 213 00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:06,666 -Don't forget, Tribhuvan. -How can I, Mom? 214 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:11,625 I have applied for a loan against PF, it will be credited by tomorrow. 215 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,875 I'll send money once that happens. 216 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,958 And I have arranged for some extra money too. 217 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,541 Please also arrange for the repair of the back portion of the house. 218 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,958 If you were accepting bribes, you wouldn't have to arrange money. 219 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,541 You were the CA topper. 220 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,500 Hand to mouth existence is not good. 221 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:33,083 There should be some benefit. Wish you were in the private sector. 222 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:37,625 I opted for a government job because of you. Right? 223 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,916 Why should I take bribes? 224 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,958 When I don't need to. Right? 225 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,250 Government jobs come with extra earnings. That's why I said so. 226 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,916 And you turned out to be a saint, so what can one do? 227 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:54,250 Don't forget to send the money. The laborers have started work from today. 228 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:00,500 And I've told our neighbors too. It's a matter of my honor. 229 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,750 If it's a matter of your honor, Mom, then I won't let you down. Okay? 230 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,666 I have a tattoo of your names on my body. 231 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,250 -Okay? Goodbye. -Stay happy, son. 232 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,333 Take care of yourself. 233 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,541 Meethi-Meethi Meethi-Meethi Please say yes 234 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:25,166 Once, just once say yes 235 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,875 Meethi-Meethi Meethi-Meethi Please say yes 236 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,291 Once, just once say yes… 237 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,458 Hey, listen. 238 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,541 Should we go for a vacation? Mussoorie? 239 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,291 Go, have I stopped you? 240 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,875 Should I go alone? 241 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,083 So who do you wish to go with? 242 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:50,250 You are the only one, my God 243 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,500 Everything else is lost 244 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,000 Here you go. 245 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,791 You go to Mussoorie. 246 00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:03,958 I'll give more money. 247 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,083 Dhaincha will get the tickets. 248 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,250 Should I take Dhaincha along, then? 249 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:13,333 Once, just once say yes 250 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,500 Why are we sitting here? 251 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,416 I have completed my homework. 252 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,625 Why do you look upset, Ashoklata? 253 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,125 It was such a good outing with the kids. Right? 254 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,708 -Kids, put the helmets away. -Okay. 255 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:39,458 Go and change your clothes. Come on, quick. 256 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,666 -What happened? -Let's go to the room and play. C'mon. 257 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,708 I had set the timer for the cake at four hours. 258 00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:50,583 -The oven broke. -No. 259 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,458 It spoiled the cake. 260 00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,166 It was a new recipe. 261 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:59,625 There are two orders in the colony for tomorrow. Worth 300 rupees. 262 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,625 The oven has run its course. 263 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,791 If that's the case, we'll get a new one. 264 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,916 Ashoklata dear, don't be upset. 265 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,291 Let me get my salary. I'll get a new one on EMI. 266 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,250 This one doesn't work. 267 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,583 Some other expense will come up soon. 268 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,416 You have to send money back home also. 269 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,833 That means the whole PF loan. 270 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,458 We can spend only when there's money. 271 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,958 You don't worry. 272 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:38,208 I'll make this work somehow. 273 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,083 That's the only way. 274 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,291 -Did it start? -Yes, it did. 275 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,333 There's no need to buy new one. 276 00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,500 -I'll earn those 300 rupees. -Mummy! 277 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,583 Please make some for my tiffin. 278 00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:04,875 All right, Rohan, I will. 279 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,125 Now, my cake's charm will be maintained. 280 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:13,750 Ashoklata, your charm works on people outside, and… 281 00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:15,666 inside the house too. 282 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:20,583 Let it be. You didn't even comment on my new sari. 283 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,458 Tell me what color it was. 284 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:26,458 You say as if I don't remember. Why won't I? 285 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,416 Tell me the color. 286 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,208 It was… 287 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,625 It was… red. Right? 288 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,875 It was red, right? 289 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:43,125 -Yes? No? -It was aubergine. 290 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,416 Yes… 291 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,125 -You had got it during a sale last month. -Yeah? 292 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,333 I wore it for the first time today. 293 00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:54,375 You don't even see. 294 00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:57,958 Listen. 295 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,791 Wear it again tonight, please. The aubergine sari. 296 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000 -Will wear at night. -You wear the aubergine sari. 297 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:12,000 And I'll make mashed aubergines tonight. 298 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,416 Come on. 299 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,166 Life is black and white. 300 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:23,708 There's no color. 301 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,250 Should I tell you what your problem is? 302 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:33,875 You're hitting 40s, but you think you're still a teen. 303 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,875 Look there. Have a look. Look in the mirror. 304 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:41,791 Can you see? In the mirror? 305 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,541 Can you see yourself? How old do you look? 306 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,625 Forty or sixteen? 307 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,791 Color, color, color, what's your obsession with color? 308 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,916 Should I get you a rainbow? 309 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,375 One must act according to their age, Bindi. 310 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:07,750 I have some reputation in Noida. The society watches everything. 311 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:15,666 Okay, but the society isn't there inside the room, right? 312 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,625 You saw how the hero danced for the heroine. 313 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,750 Do it, please. For me. 314 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:33,333 Are you nuts? Didn't your parents teach you anything? 315 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:37,833 Films. Films. Films. Since we got married, anytime, every time, only films. 316 00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:41,458 Sometimes you ask me to be Shah Rukh, sometimes Salman, or Govinda. 317 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:44,250 And these days, that new dude, what's his name? 318 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,333 Vicky. 319 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,625 I should become Vicky Kaushal. 320 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,541 And start doing silly dance steps like them. 321 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:57,000 If I reach my tipping point, I'll do Gabbar's step instead. 322 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,750 Will take this gun, and shoot you like this. 323 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,291 Do you get me? 324 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:06,833 Will you actually shoot me? 325 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,541 Won't that tarnish your reputation? 326 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:25,375 Put the plate away and go to sleep. I'm also going to bed. 327 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:39,833 What the hell, I'm still eating. 328 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,458 Why does the heart beat like this 329 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,333 Why is it in awe of you 330 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,125 Why does the heart beat like this 331 00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:09,791 Why is it in awe of you 332 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:14,000 Why does it yearn for you Over and over again 333 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,625 Hey hey hey hey 334 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:19,458 I have fallen in love 335 00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:23,750 I've traded heart for a heart In this deal of love 336 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:28,291 I won the bet of love by losing my heart 337 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:33,166 Conjurer, o, conjurer 338 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:36,458 You are a great magician 339 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,458 He is very tall, with great physique 340 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:44,416 One can spot him from afar Oh, that's my man, yes, yes, yes 341 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,250 O, that's my man 342 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,500 He looks strong Have caught him from the jungles 343 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:53,708 He charges like a wild bison 344 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:58,416 He meets me in the dream My man meets me in the dream 345 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:10,833 Yes, just two more minutes. 346 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,666 Yes. Yes. 347 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:41,875 -I'm done. I'm tired. Yes. -What, tired already? 348 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,416 This was just the warm-up. 349 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,750 Your warm-up itself is like a full match, right? 350 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,458 Oh, God! 351 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,708 -You have some magic. -Isn't it? 352 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:59,458 Should we begin the match now? 353 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:35,291 Brother, the same noise is coming. 354 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,208 -Did you hear? -Yes. 355 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:40,916 Mom says it's due to an earthquake. 356 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,708 What is an earthquake? 357 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,250 I don't know. I just know that it comes. You sleep now. 358 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:05,333 Shobha, I'm tired. How much longer? 359 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:09,791 Aunty has said the longer you hold the pose, the better. 360 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:14,208 And we have to do it everyday. It makes the body flexible, and healthier. 361 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:15,291 Aunty! 362 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:18,166 Once I master this, I'll conduct yoga classes. 363 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,708 Last month you took a henna tattooing course. 364 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:30,500 -And a rangoli course before that. -Yeah. 365 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:32,291 Before that, an Italian cooking class. 366 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:41,000 So what's the harm in learning new things? I get a certificate and prize money too. 367 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:47,000 Yes. Our wall is testimony to that. It's decorated with your certificates. 368 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,916 HENNA TATTOO COMPETITION, CHESS TOURNAMENT, ITALIAN COOKING 369 00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:53,375 So settling at yoga is final, right? 370 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,166 -Yes. -Yes? 371 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:03,750 Whenever I do something new, you ask if it's the final thing. 372 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,250 And you say yes every time. 373 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,625 -We understand each other. -We understand each other. 374 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:11,666 I'll have a look at the client's background. 375 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,166 Have to smooth talk him tomorrow. 376 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:34,625 Don't know which animal resides in you, you maul me mercilessly. 377 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,250 But you don't get tired yourself. 378 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,666 You know what a woman wants. 379 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,625 You care about my pleasure more than yours. 380 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,041 Men don't do this. 381 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:55,916 You seem to know a lot about men. 382 00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:01,833 I know about women. Women talk among themselves. 383 00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:03,375 Really? 384 00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:08,875 If there's a lovemaking competition, 385 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,916 you'll win the gold medal. 386 00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:14,916 Olympic Gold. 387 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:23,583 Can I ask something, Ashoklata? 388 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:30,333 I don't take bribe. 389 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,333 So, we have hand to mouth existence. 390 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:40,541 You must wonder what kind of a man you've been married to. Right? 391 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:45,958 The thing about money is, 392 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:50,833 it's good to have a lot. 393 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,625 But one can make do with just enough. 394 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:58,208 But it should never be less for the kids. 395 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:13,750 You're set. 396 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:17,333 -Mom. You put the cake, right? -Yes? 397 00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:22,000 Yes. I've put it. I know your friends love it. 398 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:25,416 But don't let them eat everything. Okay? 399 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,750 Eat quickly. 400 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,083 Mom, what if I don't go to school today? 401 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:32,291 Look at this. 402 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:35,583 He was just asking for cake. Then, no school. 403 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,916 Do you have a teetotum for a brain? 404 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,458 Finish your breakfast. "What if I don't go to school." 405 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:46,000 Come on, hurry up. You'll miss the bus. Get up. 406 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,583 -Christy! -Timmy! 407 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:54,333 Christy. Come here, come here. 408 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:56,458 You're dirty? I'll give you a bath later. 409 00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:59,250 No, you guys are the limit. Look at this. 410 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:03,958 Hello, Mr. Gupta. Good morning, sir. 411 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,750 The dogs will make their home here again. 412 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,541 Kids, did I not say no to this? 413 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,750 -Is Grandpa more important or the pups? -Pups. 414 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,000 They don't scold like Grandpa. 415 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,208 Your kids are rude, Tribhuvan. 416 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:19,125 If they so want to, take these puppies to your house. 417 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:24,125 Now, this is wrong. I mean, they are also residents of this colony. 418 00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:26,458 Just like you. Let them be. 419 00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:29,333 Mr. Mishra, are you calling us dogs? 420 00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:32,291 Mr. Taneja, no one is calling you a dog. 421 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,833 Why will I call you a dog? Right? 422 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,750 These cute puppies become demons as they grow. 423 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:42,416 Fucker, what are you blabbering? Have you washed the car? 424 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:46,125 Can't you see the bird poop? Fucker, my black car has turned white. 425 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:48,666 What can I do if the birds shit on it after I clean? 426 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:52,875 They sit on the cables and shit. I can't go and plug their butt holes. 427 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:56,541 Anyway, white is considered more auspicious in our country. 428 00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:00,166 I'll cut your salary this month. 429 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:03,708 -How can you do that? -Don't argue now. 430 00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:06,250 Or you'll vanish. This is Noida. 431 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:09,666 Do not threaten. People disappear in Darbhanga also. 432 00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:12,833 Bugger off. Take a cloth and clean the car well. 433 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:15,208 Do something about the dogs. They are filthy. 434 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,916 Rohan, Ritu, come here. Come. Leave the pups. 435 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,916 Leave them there. Come here. 436 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,375 -Bye, Christy. -Bye, Timmy. 437 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,458 Heard what Grandpa said? 438 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:32,083 Now, the puppies are your responsibility. Train them properly. Got it? 439 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,708 And apologize to him. Now. 440 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,458 -Sorry, Grandpa. -Sorry, Grandpa. 441 00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:36,833 It's okay. 442 00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:43,916 Papa, you always side with the others. You made us apologize too. 443 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:47,000 Kid, what happens is, when there's a storm, 444 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,875 the trees that bend, survive. 445 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:54,333 I mean, it's good to say sorry. The bus is here. Come here. 446 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:05,375 Come on, kids. Come on. Hop on. 447 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:06,875 Go and sit. 448 00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:13,916 Have you paid the fees, sir? Tomorrow is the last day. 449 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,166 I forgot. 450 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,583 Soon. Tomorrow, will be done. 451 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,833 Okay, kids. 452 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:28,333 Be good. Good student. Obedient. Always. 453 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:29,791 Happy anniversary! 454 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:31,625 -You remembered? -Of course. 455 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,500 What did your husband gift? 456 00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,583 -What gift? -Why? 457 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,208 Hello, Mr. Mishra. 458 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:47,500 Mrs. Goel, here's your anniversary cake. 459 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:51,083 -Rehana, your kid's birthday cake. -Yes. I've kept it ready, wait. 460 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:54,208 The basket is ready? 461 00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,125 Of course. 462 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:58,375 Kids keep waiting. To eat your handmade cake. 463 00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:01,166 Okay, listen. Tomorrow's kitty is at your place? 464 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,333 -Yeah. -Wonderful. 465 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,625 Am I not invited, ma'am? 466 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:07,208 -Hello. -Hello. 467 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,791 -Your cakes have a unique taste. -Thank you. 468 00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:14,333 So sweet. One would want to lick one's fingers. All ten. 469 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:20,083 Happy anniversary, Mr. Goel. 470 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,958 You just made it happy, madam. 471 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:25,416 I wait for my anniversary just to have your cake. 472 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:32,416 I should leave, right? 473 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,125 -Okay. Sure. -See you. 474 00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:36,500 -Bye. -See you later. 475 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,000 Bye. See you. 476 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,125 Why did you hit him? 477 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:11,083 My wish. 478 00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:14,625 -Come on, take out your tiffin. -He won't. 479 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,791 It's for his friends. And mine. 480 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,083 I won't take it out. 481 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:24,416 This is mine. Leave the bag! 482 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,583 -Leave it. -I'll take it out. 483 00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:28,708 Leave the bag. Leave it! 484 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,458 Leave me. 485 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:31,708 Leave. 486 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:50,875 And, get a new ball tomorrow. We lost ours. 487 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:54,166 If you don't, then we'll thrash you again. 488 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,791 Go, the bastard is hiding away in shame. Go. 489 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:04,416 MITHAAS PAAN SHOP 490 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,708 I'll hang him upside down in the middle of the road. Naked. 491 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,541 And lodge bullets in his ass. 492 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:14,166 Why are you so angry, Chaurasiya? I've never seen you like this ever. 493 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,583 Where do I begin? 494 00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:18,416 He refuses to return the money he borrowed. 495 00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:20,833 I have to send money to my mother. 496 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,541 Sir, can you lend me 3,000 rupees? 497 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,208 It's an emergency. 498 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:35,041 Come, I'll take it out from the ATM. 499 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:39,875 And mind you, it's a loan. Not charity. 500 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:41,791 I'll pay you back, sir. 501 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,875 I thought you'll say no. 502 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:48,916 Why would I do that? No one's mother should be sad. 503 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,875 Give me the paan. 504 00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:51,708 Come on, let's go. 505 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,041 -Kalu, keep an eye on my shop. -Yes. Sure. 506 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:59,791 -Hop on. Comfortable? Let's go. -Yes. 507 00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:03,666 EVEN A DOG NEEDS A REASON TO BARK 508 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:15,083 What are you doing? Look in front and drive. 509 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:18,000 Eyes are not on my hands. 510 00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:41,666 Good morning, Mr. Varshney. 511 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:46,000 Wow, Mr. Mishra, you're never late. Isn't it? 512 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,833 The ideal employee. 513 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:50,875 And people say government offices are inefficient. 514 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:54,708 Listen, Mr. Ansal will be coming. Have a look at his file, okay? 515 00:36:54,791 --> 00:36:55,875 Okay, sir. 516 00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,208 Hey, Ms. Reeta. 517 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,375 -Ms. Reeta. -Good morning, sir. 518 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,416 Good morning. 519 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:06,458 What is this, Ms. Reeta? You're my PA, but you are coming after I arrived. 520 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,083 You should leave home on time. 521 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:11,208 You'll be short on attendance. 522 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:12,958 Sorry, sir. 523 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:15,333 The department is very strict. 524 00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:17,875 -Sorry, I'll keep that in mind, sir. -You'll have to. 525 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,125 Good morning, Mr. Mishra. 526 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,666 Wow, there's a 50% discount. 527 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:28,250 -Really? Wow. -It's even more for the other one. 528 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,916 -Good morning, sir. -Good morning, sir. 529 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,125 I was saying that… 530 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,541 -Mr. Mishra! -Yes. 531 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:38,458 You don't even greet us. Have we siphoned money off you? 532 00:37:38,541 --> 00:37:41,625 No. Good morning. 533 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,291 Mr. Shukla. Mr. Rahman. 534 00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:48,791 Paaji is not here yet? 535 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:01,416 Mr. Mishra, the check for your loan against your PF is here. 536 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,833 -Tea, Mr. Mishra! -No. 537 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,958 Thanks, Ms. Lalita. I'll deposit it in the bank during lunch. 538 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:11,541 Mr. Mishra, you are shy of these ladies, aren't you? 539 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,166 That's why they tease you. 540 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,333 But you don't. 541 00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:17,750 Because you're free with me. 542 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:21,166 If we were not put in the same team, you'd be the same with me. 543 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,708 Or you don't consider me a lady. 544 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,750 Don't take it that way, Ms. Lalita. Leave it. 545 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:33,000 So, I'm overseeing Sector 35 to 40. 546 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:36,083 I'll take after that. What have you got for lunch? 547 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,416 Mashed aubergines. 548 00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:40,833 You? 549 00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:45,250 Curry. I'll have the mashed aubergines, you have the curry. 550 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,208 Your wife is a great cook. 551 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:51,666 Yeah, she is. 552 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,708 TEEKA RAM JAIN SWEETS AND NAMKEEN 553 00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:09,416 Come again, sir! 554 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:13,875 If you don't have change, you can pay later. 555 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:22,791 Mr. Jain! Last time I had ordered five samosas, but there were only four. 556 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:27,833 So take two extra this time. Free of cost. The customer shouldn't be sad. 557 00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:30,458 My uncle in Dubai wants to have Noida's best snacks. 558 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,083 He asked me to get from here. 559 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:35,166 I'll pack half kilo extra for you. On discount. 560 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,833 Do talk us up in Dubai. And ask him to give us feedback when he visits next. 561 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:41,333 Hey! 562 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:46,875 What has this ant done to you? Don't kill an innocent animal. 563 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:58,375 Hello, sir. 564 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:00,250 Hello, madam. 565 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,708 Your sweets are ready. Freshly made. 566 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:07,333 Come have a look and get it packed in front of your eyes. 567 00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:08,250 Sure. 568 00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:12,541 -Move it. -Yes, sir. 569 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,125 -Hello, Mr. Jain. -Hello. 570 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,000 Open up. 571 00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,041 What was this bitch offering that I wasn't giving you? 572 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,250 And, you! 573 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:52,541 Hey, don't you dare touch me. Beat your husband. 574 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,791 I did not betray you. 575 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:59,291 You betrayed me. What was your excuse for stepping outside? 576 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,083 You were going to meet your friend, or your mother. 577 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,791 This is your mother? With a moustache and beard. 578 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,333 Dhaincha found him. 579 00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:14,291 Long live. 580 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,375 Cheap woman. 581 00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,791 That's right. 582 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:21,291 -And, you… -Touch him and I'll break your hand. 583 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,666 Have some shame. 584 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,541 This is a real film. 585 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:32,375 It has romance, action, and drama. 586 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:36,750 Not the silly things that we saw in yesterday's movie. 587 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,500 I'm in this state because of you. 588 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,791 Here you go. 589 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:47,708 Take and count it. 590 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:49,333 You have destroyed my life. 591 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,666 Was there any shortcoming in my love? 592 00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:57,750 I was only a cash machine for you… 593 00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:02,458 Ma'am. Please give your rating. 594 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:14,416 Actually, these food delivery and taxi apps ask for customer ratings. 595 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,750 That's how they gain credibility. 596 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,625 Ours is a client-based service too. 597 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,791 So, do give your feedback. 598 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,750 Three… Four… 599 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:33,208 Gave proper beating. Proper beating. 600 00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:38,041 Eleven, twelve, thirteen… 601 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:39,916 Took care of confidentiality. 602 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:45,958 Sixteen, seventeen. This is 17. 603 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,291 Caught them red-handed. 604 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:50,000 One, two, three, four, five… 605 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:51,500 Should I give five-star rating? 606 00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:59,541 Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. 607 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,625 -Do you have no shame? -Get up now. Come on. 608 00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:03,333 Ten, eleven… 609 00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:06,916 Lappu, why don't you learn to count beyond 17? 610 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,500 Fifteen, sixteen… Be my guest and count. Seventeen… 611 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:14,666 I'm more senior. Understand? You count. 612 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:17,125 Stop ogling at your lover and come with me. 613 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:21,708 If I see you with her again, I'll have you killed. 614 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:23,625 -Come on now. -Madam. 615 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:32,125 We provide that service too. You needn't go elsewhere if need be. 616 00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:41,000 Mr. Agarwal, if a buyer files a case against you, 617 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:44,708 with respect to quality, safety, or if the building collapses, 618 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:46,500 why should you pay for the damages? 619 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:49,875 I have a solid policy. Have a look. 620 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,500 You were chasing me a lot, so I called you. 621 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,000 Kind of you. 622 00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:03,041 What kind of policy is this? 623 00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:06,166 I will handle the buyers. 624 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,416 As long as I have this. 625 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:23,375 Wanna know about another policy? For your fingers. 626 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:25,708 Very important. They pull the trigger, no? 627 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:29,708 Don't shit through your mouth, bastard. Who gets their fingers insured? 628 00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:34,625 Sir, every precious thing can be insured. Jennifer Lopez's hips are insured. 629 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,750 Maradona's legs were insured, and Michael Jackson's voice. 630 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,416 So why not your fingers, sir? 631 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,833 -Really? -Why not? 632 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,708 -Do you play anything? -Yes, I do play. 633 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:50,333 I play with my wife twice a week. I have a few girlfriends also. 634 00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:52,625 I'm not talking about foreplay, sir. 635 00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:54,375 Musically. 636 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:58,916 Do you play any instrument? Flute, tabla, drums? 637 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,791 As a musician, I can insure your fingers. 638 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:04,916 Look at my personality. Can you imagine me with these instruments? 639 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,958 That! 640 00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:23,625 His Highness Tansen Agarwal. Now you're a policy holder. Right? 641 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:30,625 Hey, Mr. Mishra. 642 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,208 Have a look at my file. 643 00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:36,916 We can come to an understanding. 644 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,500 I'll have a look. 645 00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:43,083 But, sir, what are you trying to make me understand? 646 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:44,416 Please tell, Mr. Ansal. 647 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,958 Nothing, just that this file of mine 648 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:50,875 needs your signature in green ink. 649 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:56,916 That's the part you understand. In return, a stack of green notes. 650 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,625 That part I'll take care of. You aren't a kid. 651 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:01,500 This explanation should do, right? 652 00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,166 That's it, Mr. Ansal? 653 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:12,666 No, I mean, please give it a thought. Okay? 654 00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:18,666 A couple of extra floors will not drill a hole in the sky. Right? 655 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,083 Just ignore it. 656 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:26,208 Is this your pen? Take it. 657 00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:29,583 And keep it with you, I am busy. 658 00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:33,375 You didn't understand. Hey, Mr. Mishra, listen, what the hell… 659 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:39,750 You lost the ball and hurt yourself too. How do you play, Rohan? 660 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,375 That's one extra expense. 661 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:45,666 We have to buy a gift for Rehana aunty's kid also. 662 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:46,583 And now this. 663 00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:59,125 Madam, take this one. 664 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,291 Pack those three. 665 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,458 Okay. 666 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:13,875 Ma'am, come inside the shop. 667 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:16,708 Best sarees from Varanasi have arrived today. 668 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:19,375 Kiddo, ask your mum to buy this one. 669 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:22,083 No, Papa buys from a different shop. 670 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:26,125 Really, which one? 671 00:47:27,291 --> 00:47:31,625 Sale uncle's shop. He gets her sarees from sale. 672 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:36,041 In different colors. Papa likes Mummy a lot. 673 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,375 I see. 674 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,291 Ma'am. 675 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:45,125 Here you go, ma'am. I have packed your sarees. 676 00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,833 SHARMEELI 677 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,250 -Hello, Mr. Gaur! -Yes? 678 00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:56,291 Four, five, six… 679 00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:57,958 This is Teeka Ram Jain. 680 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:03,166 I thrashed your guy a lot, but he is not agreeing. 681 00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:09,750 Says he will complain to the CEO of your company. 682 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:11,208 What should I do? 683 00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:14,833 If he complains, they'll set up an inquiry. 684 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:19,166 And the construction contract will go to that Agarwal Builder. 685 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,666 He is related to the HR. 686 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:25,666 Finish him off. I'm not gonna dirty my hands for this. 687 00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:29,416 Listen, do give us a five-star rating. 688 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,583 Sure, Raja Bhai. 689 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:33,416 Finish him off. 690 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:36,750 Not the gun. With a knife. 691 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:41,666 Gag his mouth. 692 00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:44,250 There are customers in the shop. 693 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,458 Raja Bhai, I'm done. The payment is all right. 694 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:45,833 Cash would've been better, sir. 695 00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:50,916 You're impossible. That would've made you look like a hooker. 696 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:53,875 I do have some respect for you. 697 00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:59,000 So, next time I want an iPhone. iPhone 7. 698 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:01,166 I'm promoting you, right? 699 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:02,708 So I work for it. 700 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,625 The iPhone is in exchange for sex. 701 00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:07,750 That's for my brother, Guddu. 702 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:11,125 Your brother Guddu is a rascal. 703 00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:14,416 Okay, then. 704 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,291 I'll give it after seven times. 705 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,291 iPhone. 706 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:21,208 iPhone 7. 707 00:50:21,916 --> 00:50:23,666 You're naughty, sir. 708 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,291 Greetings, Mr. Varshney. 709 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:36,375 Jungle and society aren't very different. 710 00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:39,916 Animals lower in the food chain get eaten up. 711 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,666 The way you were devouring her. 712 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:46,125 Hello. 713 00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:48,875 Now, I'll eat you. 714 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,125 Did you see everything? 715 00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:56,625 No, but I heard it all. 716 00:50:57,375 --> 00:51:00,333 Your croaking in the end. 717 00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:07,583 And, if one were to see you in that state, one won't get a hard on for a month! 718 00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:11,750 How did you come here? 719 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:14,250 Good question. 720 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:20,041 You paid your guard to stop anyone from coming up. 721 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:22,250 I paid to come up, and he agreed. 722 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:26,416 No, he's a good man. At least he takes money and does the work. 723 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:29,666 Not a motherfucker like you, sir. 724 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:34,000 I allotted a flat to your wife for free in my building. 725 00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:38,958 And your junior, Mishra, is throwing tantrums. 726 00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:40,041 How come? 727 00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:44,958 Mr. Ansal, what to do? This… 728 00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:49,458 Mr. Ansal. 729 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:55,416 Well, your sector has been allotted to him. 730 00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:58,583 He's an honest officer. 731 00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:02,416 Your work will be done. Please, be patient. 732 00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:06,125 I need the signature. His or yours. 733 00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:08,708 Else, next week… 734 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:18,750 You will be in her place, and I'll be in yours. 735 00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:20,333 Same room. 736 00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:23,500 And I will fuck you during office hours. 737 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,625 What are you saying, Mr. Ansal? 738 00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:36,583 You… I mean… I will talk to Mishra. Yes. 739 00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:41,208 Goodbye. 740 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,791 We did it yesterday. Today as well? 741 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:54,958 You don't want to? 742 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,083 No. 743 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,583 -No? -No. 744 00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:04,208 Leave it. Don't pick. 745 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:08,250 Office ended at 5:30, right? 746 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:09,333 Just two minutes. 747 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:16,625 Yes, Mishra? 748 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:20,125 I saw Ansal's file, I didn't find anything objectionable. 749 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:25,625 And if there is anything, you can look at it during construction. Okay? 750 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,333 Sign it for now. 751 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,208 You give it in writing, I'll sign it. 752 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,833 Not everything can be given in writing, Mishra. 753 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:35,916 Got it? Look, these type of cases shouldn't be blocked. 754 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:40,708 Have an emergency fund, for Christ's sake. You'll regret later. 755 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:45,333 I am just trying to run my department as honestly as I can, sir. 756 00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:48,583 The Goddess of wealth is at your door and you're turning her away. 757 00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:49,958 Are you a fool, fucker? 758 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:52,375 Sir, why are you abusing me? 759 00:53:53,166 --> 00:53:58,291 You'll understand this when I transfer you to a remote location. 760 00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:00,375 Want me to transfer you? Tell me. 761 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:05,458 No, no. I don't want a transfer. I'm settled here in Noida with my family. 762 00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:09,666 And… Sir… I mean… Why will I be transferred? 763 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:12,625 I haven't done anything wrong. 764 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,500 You haven't done anything right, either. 765 00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:20,291 Come to the office tomorrow. Will talk to you then. 766 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,833 Okay, sir, I'll hang up. 767 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:37,333 M… mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy… 768 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:40,250 P… papa, papa, papa, papa… 769 00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:44,916 Listen. 770 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:47,458 Come here. 771 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:50,041 -Why? -Just come. 772 00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:51,791 Carry on. 773 00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:54,333 -What happened? -Watch the TV. 774 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:01,791 A big scam at Noida's Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank. 775 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,958 All bank accounts are frozen. 776 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:07,291 Most government employees have their accounts in this bank. 777 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,416 -The way… -Isn't your salary account here? 778 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:12,250 …we fear they might lose their money. And… 779 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:15,458 We have a breaking news coming in. 780 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:18,500 A big scam happened in Noida's Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank. 781 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,458 RBI has frozen all withdrawals. 782 00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:23,833 Account holders can withdraw only 5,000 rupees per month. 783 00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:27,250 -Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank… -PF… Did you take out the PF money? 784 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:32,500 I had deposited that too in this account. 785 00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:59,000 My own money is kept in the bank. Can't even touch that. 786 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:02,416 Arrange the money. If you don't, your family will pay. 787 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,708 People commit suicide in such situations, brother. 788 00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:08,875 -If you can help me with some money. -I can't help you. 789 00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:12,958 Mishra is his surname, the name is "loser." 790 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:14,958 Now I'll return when I have found a solution. 791 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:22,833 CA Topper. 792 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,333 CA Topper. 793 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:30,458 I know everything. 794 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:32,000 What is going on? 795 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,708 Male escort? 796 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,541 -Our Mr. Mishra? -Yes. 797 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,250 Isn't that illegal, Ms. Sudha? 798 00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:42,833 We love each other, Tribhuvan. There is nothing wrong in that. 799 00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:45,625 Don't leave that motherfucker. 800 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:49,666 I won't, Raja Bhai. 801 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,750 Hey, crippled! Let's race. 802 00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,166 You dick! 803 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,791 No CCTV. Fuck off. Leave. Now. 804 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,583 I'm not a "loser" anymore. 805 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,583 I'm flying high these days. Flying really high. 806 00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,250 I won't stop now. 807 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:32,416 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida 808 00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:38,291 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida 809 00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:42,083 Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 810 01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:04,958 A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle 811 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:08,041 This is his destiny Meet the common man 812 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:10,916 He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill 813 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,000 This is his destiny Meet the common man 814 01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:16,958 In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 815 01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,833 This is his destiny Meet the common man 816 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,583 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 817 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,541 Spiral… 818 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,208 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida 819 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:30,291 Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 820 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:34,541 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 821 01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:36,041 Spiral… 822 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:42,000 Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel 823 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:49,250 Subtitle translation by: Smriti Shalini