Motherfucker!
Don't you feel ashamed of screwing another man's wife?
I'll crush your balls today.
Isn't this what makes you horny? No?
I'll remove your piston, and there'll be no more shooting.
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle
This is his destiny Meet the common man
He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill
This is his destiny Meet the common man
In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10
This is his destiny Meet the common man
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
Drenched…
Sexy waist!
Her hot body!
What a filthy song, so dirty.
Shambhu, let's get popcorn.
Kids will love to have some.
The heart yearns For our bodies to entwine!
Drenched, it's drenched
Shambhu. Shambhu!
And what about my enjoyment? You want to spoil that?
Brother-in-law, why are you a saint? Look at the song. It's so sultry.
What's good in it, Shambhu?
The woman is showing off her body. That's it.
Have some shame! You've come to the movie with your sister's husband.
Isn't he a man too, sister?
And these songs are in the movies for men.
If brother-in-law is asking you, why don't you go with him.
Have some regard for him.
Damn!
Let's go.
Papa, get the cheese popcorn for me.
-And caramel for me. -All right.
Move aside, please.
I have paid to watch the hero, not you guys.
What's the fuss about, ma'am? Even we have purchased tickets.
So, is it a ticket for the movie,
or have you purchased the entire cinema hall?
-Just zip your mouth and keep moving. -I won't.
Hey, buddy, why are you picking a fight?
Why are you dragging this?
Move on, mate. End this now.
-Yes, I agree. Let's go. -What the hell!
C'mon, let's go.
Why do you get so excited when you see these heroes on screen?
Because these heroes know the art of love.
In movies, despite the hero and heroine getting married,
the spice in their relationship stays intact.
"Spice stays intact."
As if it's not a relationship, but some Indian curry.
Spice stays intact.
And why do these motherfuckers dance naked anyway?
Good for nothing.
Remove your hand, it's sticky.
Hey, Jhatka, don't have it right now. God save you if Raja Bhai comes to know.
Nothing will happen. Don't worry, Lappu.
You're lactose intolerant, but always ready to drink milk.
What do I say, I get out of control when I see milky things.
And you, bastard, don't worry unnecessarily, okay?
Why should I be worried? You're going to worry, bro.
You get so intimidated while interacting with women, brother-in-law.
You can't even utter a single word.
I haven't been around women much, that's why.
-I feel shy. -Huh.
How much for the popcorn?
Can't you read? It's written here.
Plain for 50, cheese and caramel for 80.
Give us two cheese,
and two caramel as well. Make it fresh.
No, not at all. You give us plain ones.
-You are looting us in the other two. -They're looting us in everything anyway.
The theaters run because of popcorn, not the movies.
It's for the kids, don't be a miser. I'm paying.
Why would you pay for my kids?
Please don't show off in front of me, brother-in-law.
What are you looking at? We're missing the film.
Three plain ones.
So costly, I swear!
My heart flutters to hold you close!
Drenched, it's drenched
Dhaincha, I missed the whole song. You're enjoying it alone.
You can enjoy now.
Watch the screen, Lappu, it's damn hot. Sizzling!
Where is Jhatka?
Shitting his pants. He had milk.
Holy fuck, milk…
Drenched, the drenched body
Fucker.
Come out, motherfucker.
Or else I'll fuck your mother.
Brother, I can come out only when the business is done.
And why are you cursing?
Shouldn't I, bastard?
Fucker, it's an emergency, and you refuse to come out, motherfucker.
I'm playing snooker.
And I won't come out till the ball goes in the pocket. Got it?
Motherfucker.
Did you shit your pants now, bastard?
Now, did you, bastard? Did you?
Oh, dear Lord. Save me this one last time.
The movie was a waste.
The actress was hot, dude.
But the song was the real star.
Jhatka, you shouldn't drink so much milk.
It was a narrow escape for you today.
Yeah, I've learned my lesson, Dhaincha.
Let's go? Come.
You had fun, right?
C'mon, turn this way. Come on.
Who are you guys?
What's the matter, buddy?
Why are you in a hurry to leave with the lady?
Why? Tell me.
Do you have an advance booking for another show?
Guys, make them sit.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Man, I saw that you both were watching the movie with helmets on.
Thinking that no one will recognize you.
But I did.
No wonder you made this plan of coming for a movie.
So you came here for your work, right?
Carry on.
Women!
So, brother, screwing another man's wife, is it?
This is our personal matter that we'll resolve at our homes.
And who are you to lecture us?
Ma'am, you have misunderstood me.
I'm doing it on behalf of a client.
The deal was to catch you red-handed and punish you guys.
The thing is,
once I take a contract, I fulfill it completely. Got it?
So, yes, buddy? Where were you headed from here?
No… Nothing like that, respected sir.
We had dinner plans after the movie, and…
And?
And, a little bit of kissing. That's all.
My husband hired you, right?
I'll deal with him in person.
I have not been hired by your husband.
Can only men avenge betrayal?
Raja Bhai, the sun has set.
Are you sure? Not even a minute left?
It was to set at 6:23.
Damn.
You guys do the honors.
Lappu, record it for the client.
-No, don't make a video. Don't. -Please, no video.
Shut up.
What did you say?
Thrash them.
No! No, no!
Brother-in-law, you think a lot about small money matters.
Inside, it was for the popcorn. Then, the parking.
There is fun in living life king-size. What's the use of living this way?
We're not living like that.
My husband is an honest man, and what he earns provides well for us.
It's not a lot, sis. What I earn, that is a lot.
We don't have to think twice about money.
Tell me something. Why are there pockets in our clothes?
-To keep money, right? -We also keep a pen in it. Isn't it?
That I use in my office to sign documents with honesty.
One may keep a handkerchief in it during summers.
In winters, a pocket keeps the hands warm.
I say, money is not the only thing a pocket is for, Mr. Shambhu.
You're too naive, brother-in-law.
And in today's world, that means a "loser."
Are you getting me? All I'm saying is that my sister has married you.
Keep her happy.
Look, Shambhu, your family is content with your earnings.
My family is content with mine.
-What else does one want? -Yes. What else does one want?
Right, Ashoklata?
Blue shirt, yellow pants Looks like a gentleman!
The hero of the film was a dickhead.
There's just one hero, Shah Rukh Khan.
You're a complete idiot.
If there's any hero, it's Salman Bhai.
See his physique.
He makes people shit their pants just by removing his shirt.
Exactly my point.
Shah Rukh doesn't even need to remove his shirt.
Remember his stammering dialogue k… k… k…?
That made everyone's ass split into pieces.
Damn you. It was my mistake to bring you from Bihar to Raja Bhai.
My friendship towards you costed me!
Brother, tell me who's the bigger star? Salman or Shah Rukh?
Madam?
At least nod your head. Shah Rukh, right?
Salman Bhai, right?
King Khan.
Salman Bhai.
There is only one star.
Our Raja Bhai.
Hello, ma'am.
We have nabbed your husband. And his beloved too.
Bring the cash tomorrow.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun…! was a bigger hit than Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
Sit down.
Eat. Eat, eat.
Very good!
Rohan, Ritu, come on.
-Please, just a little more. -Enough, come on.
Good evening, Father. How are you?
-Yes, I'm fine. -How's Mother?
Yes, Mom is fine too. Listen, you're sending the money, right?
-The whole roof is gone. -It is more problematic in heavy rains.
-Don't forget, Tribhuvan. -How can I, Mom?
I have applied for a loan against PF, it will be credited by tomorrow.
I'll send money once that happens.
And I have arranged for some extra money too.
Please also arrange for the repair of the back portion of the house.
If you were accepting bribes, you wouldn't have to arrange money.
You were the CA topper.
Hand to mouth existence is not good.
There should be some benefit. Wish you were in the private sector.
I opted for a government job because of you. Right?
Why should I take bribes?
When I don't need to. Right?
Government jobs come with extra earnings. That's why I said so.
And you turned out to be a saint, so what can one do?
Don't forget to send the money. The laborers have started work from today.
And I've told our neighbors too. It's a matter of my honor.
If it's a matter of your honor, Mom, then I won't let you down. Okay?
I have a tattoo of your names on my body.
-Okay? Goodbye. -Stay happy, son.
Take care of yourself.
Meethi-Meethi Meethi-Meethi Please say yes
Once, just once say yes
Meethi-Meethi Meethi-Meethi Please say yes
Once, just once say yes…
Hey, listen.
Should we go for a vacation? Mussoorie?
Go, have I stopped you?
Should I go alone?
So who do you wish to go with?
You are the only one, my God
Everything else is lost
Here you go.
You go to Mussoorie.
I'll give more money.
Dhaincha will get the tickets.
Should I take Dhaincha along, then?
Once, just once say yes
Why are we sitting here?
I have completed my homework.
Why do you look upset, Ashoklata?
It was such a good outing with the kids. Right?
-Kids, put the helmets away. -Okay.
Go and change your clothes. Come on, quick.
-What happened? -Let's go to the room and play. C'mon.
I had set the timer for the cake at four hours.
-The oven broke. -No.
It spoiled the cake.
It was a new recipe.
There are two orders in the colony for tomorrow. Worth 300 rupees.
The oven has run its course.
If that's the case, we'll get a new one.
Ashoklata dear, don't be upset.
Let me get my salary. I'll get a new one on EMI.
This one doesn't work.
Some other expense will come up soon.
You have to send money back home also.
That means the whole PF loan.
We can spend only when there's money.
You don't worry.
I'll make this work somehow.
That's the only way.
-Did it start? -Yes, it did.
There's no need to buy new one.
-I'll earn those 300 rupees. -Mummy!
Please make some for my tiffin.
All right, Rohan, I will.
Now, my cake's charm will be maintained.
Ashoklata, your charm works on people outside, and…
inside the house too.
Let it be. You didn't even comment on my new sari.
Tell me what color it was.
You say as if I don't remember. Why won't I?
Tell me the color.
It was…
It was… red. Right?
It was red, right?
-Yes? No? -It was aubergine.
Yes…
-You had got it during a sale last month. -Yeah?
I wore it for the first time today.
You don't even see.
Listen.
Wear it again tonight, please. The aubergine sari.
-Will wear at night. -You wear the aubergine sari.
And I'll make mashed aubergines tonight.
Come on.
Life is black and white.
There's no color.
Should I tell you what your problem is?
You're hitting 40s, but you think you're still a teen.
Look there. Have a look. Look in the mirror.
Can you see? In the mirror?
Can you see yourself? How old do you look?
Forty or sixteen?
Color, color, color, what's your obsession with color?
Should I get you a rainbow?
One must act according to their age, Bindi.
I have some reputation in Noida. The society watches everything.
Okay, but the society isn't there inside the room, right?
You saw how the hero danced for the heroine.
Do it, please. For me.
Are you nuts? Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Films. Films. Films. Since we got married, anytime, every time, only films.
Sometimes you ask me to be Shah Rukh, sometimes Salman, or Govinda.
And these days, that new dude, what's his name?
Vicky.
I should become Vicky Kaushal.
And start doing silly dance steps like them.
If I reach my tipping point, I'll do Gabbar's step instead.
Will take this gun, and shoot you like this.
Do you get me?
Will you actually shoot me?
Won't that tarnish your reputation?
Put the plate away and go to sleep. I'm also going to bed.
What the hell, I'm still eating.
Why does the heart beat like this
Why is it in awe of you
Why does the heart beat like this
Why is it in awe of you
Why does it yearn for you Over and over again
Hey hey hey hey
I have fallen in love
I've traded heart for a heart In this deal of love
I won the bet of love by losing my heart
Conjurer, o, conjurer
You are a great magician
He is very tall, with great physique
One can spot him from afar Oh, that's my man, yes, yes, yes
O, that's my man
He looks strong Have caught him from the jungles
He charges like a wild bison
He meets me in the dream My man meets me in the dream
Yes, just two more minutes.
Yes. Yes.
-I'm done. I'm tired. Yes. -What, tired already?
This was just the warm-up.
Your warm-up itself is like a full match, right?
Oh, God!
-You have some magic. -Isn't it?
Should we begin the match now?
Brother, the same noise is coming.
-Did you hear? -Yes.
Mom says it's due to an earthquake.
What is an earthquake?
I don't know. I just know that it comes. You sleep now.
Shobha, I'm tired. How much longer?
Aunty has said the longer you hold the pose, the better.
And we have to do it everyday. It makes the body flexible, and healthier.
Aunty!
Once I master this, I'll conduct yoga classes.
Last month you took a henna tattooing course.
-And a rangoli course before that. -Yeah.
Before that, an Italian cooking class.
So what's the harm in learning new things? I get a certificate and prize money too.
Yes. Our wall is testimony to that. It's decorated with your certificates.
HENNA TATTOO COMPETITION, CHESS TOURNAMENT, ITALIAN COOKING
So settling at yoga is final, right?
-Yes. -Yes?
Whenever I do something new, you ask if it's the final thing.
And you say yes every time.
-We understand each other. -We understand each other.
I'll have a look at the client's background.
Have to smooth talk him tomorrow.
Don't know which animal resides in you, you maul me mercilessly.
But you don't get tired yourself.
You know what a woman wants.
You care about my pleasure more than yours.
Men don't do this.
You seem to know a lot about men.
I know about women. Women talk among themselves.
Really?
If there's a lovemaking competition,
you'll win the gold medal.
Olympic Gold.
Can I ask something, Ashoklata?
I don't take bribe.
So, we have hand to mouth existence.
You must wonder what kind of a man you've been married to. Right?
The thing about money is,
it's good to have a lot.
But one can make do with just enough.
But it should never be less for the kids.
You're set.
-Mom. You put the cake, right? -Yes?
Yes. I've put it. I know your friends love it.
But don't let them eat everything. Okay?
Eat quickly.
Mom, what if I don't go to school today?
Look at this.
He was just asking for cake. Then, no school.
Do you have a teetotum for a brain?
Finish your breakfast. "What if I don't go to school."
Come on, hurry up. You'll miss the bus. Get up.
-Christy! -Timmy!
Christy. Come here, come here.
You're dirty? I'll give you a bath later.
No, you guys are the limit. Look at this.
Hello, Mr. Gupta. Good morning, sir.
The dogs will make their home here again.
Kids, did I not say no to this?
-Is Grandpa more important or the pups? -Pups.
They don't scold like Grandpa.
Your kids are rude, Tribhuvan.
If they so want to, take these puppies to your house.
Now, this is wrong. I mean, they are also residents of this colony.
Just like you. Let them be.
Mr. Mishra, are you calling us dogs?
Mr. Taneja, no one is calling you a dog.
Why will I call you a dog? Right?
These cute puppies become demons as they grow.
Fucker, what are you blabbering? Have you washed the car?
Can't you see the bird poop? Fucker, my black car has turned white.
What can I do if the birds shit on it after I clean?
They sit on the cables and shit. I can't go and plug their butt holes.
Anyway, white is considered more auspicious in our country.
I'll cut your salary this month.
-How can you do that? -Don't argue now.
Or you'll vanish. This is Noida.
Do not threaten. People disappear in Darbhanga also.
Bugger off. Take a cloth and clean the car well.
Do something about the dogs. They are filthy.
Rohan, Ritu, come here. Come. Leave the pups.
Leave them there. Come here.
-Bye, Christy. -Bye, Timmy.
Heard what Grandpa said?
Now, the puppies are your responsibility. Train them properly. Got it?
And apologize to him. Now.
-Sorry, Grandpa. -Sorry, Grandpa.
It's okay.
Papa, you always side with the others. You made us apologize too.
Kid, what happens is, when there's a storm,
the trees that bend, survive.
I mean, it's good to say sorry. The bus is here. Come here.
Come on, kids. Come on. Hop on.
Go and sit.
Have you paid the fees, sir? Tomorrow is the last day.
I forgot.
Soon. Tomorrow, will be done.
Okay, kids.
Be good. Good student. Obedient. Always.
Happy anniversary!
-You remembered? -Of course.
What did your husband gift?
-What gift? -Why?
Hello, Mr. Mishra.
Mrs. Goel, here's your anniversary cake.
-Rehana, your kid's birthday cake. -Yes. I've kept it ready, wait.
The basket is ready?
Of course.
Kids keep waiting. To eat your handmade cake.
Okay, listen. Tomorrow's kitty is at your place?
-Yeah. -Wonderful.
Am I not invited, ma'am?
-Hello. -Hello.
-Your cakes have a unique taste. -Thank you.
So sweet. One would want to lick one's fingers. All ten.
Happy anniversary, Mr. Goel.
You just made it happy, madam.
I wait for my anniversary just to have your cake.
I should leave, right?
-Okay. Sure. -See you.
-Bye. -See you later.
Bye. See you.
Why did you hit him?
My wish.
-Come on, take out your tiffin. -He won't.
It's for his friends. And mine.
I won't take it out.
This is mine. Leave the bag!
-Leave it. -I'll take it out.
Leave the bag. Leave it!
Leave me.
Leave.
And, get a new ball tomorrow. We lost ours.
If you don't, then we'll thrash you again.
Go, the bastard is hiding away in shame. Go.
MITHAAS PAAN SHOP
I'll hang him upside down in the middle of the road. Naked.
And lodge bullets in his ass.
Why are you so angry, Chaurasiya? I've never seen you like this ever.
Where do I begin?
He refuses to return the money he borrowed.
I have to send money to my mother.
Sir, can you lend me 3,000 rupees?
It's an emergency.
Come, I'll take it out from the ATM.
And mind you, it's a loan. Not charity.
I'll pay you back, sir.
I thought you'll say no.
Why would I do that? No one's mother should be sad.
Give me the paan.
Come on, let's go.
-Kalu, keep an eye on my shop. -Yes. Sure.
-Hop on. Comfortable? Let's go. -Yes.
EVEN A DOG NEEDS A REASON TO BARK
What are you doing? Look in front and drive.
Eyes are not on my hands.
Good morning, Mr. Varshney.
Wow, Mr. Mishra, you're never late. Isn't it?
The ideal employee.
And people say government offices are inefficient.
Listen, Mr. Ansal will be coming. Have a look at his file, okay?
Okay, sir.
Hey, Ms. Reeta.
-Ms. Reeta. -Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
What is this, Ms. Reeta? You're my PA, but you are coming after I arrived.
You should leave home on time.
You'll be short on attendance.
Sorry, sir.
The department is very strict.
-Sorry, I'll keep that in mind, sir. -You'll have to.
Good morning, Mr. Mishra.
Wow, there's a 50% discount.
-Really? Wow. -It's even more for the other one.
-Good morning, sir. -Good morning, sir.
I was saying that…
-Mr. Mishra! -Yes.
You don't even greet us. Have we siphoned money off you?
No. Good morning.
Mr. Shukla. Mr. Rahman.
Paaji is not here yet?
Mr. Mishra, the check for your loan against your PF is here.
-Tea, Mr. Mishra! -No.
Thanks, Ms. Lalita. I'll deposit it in the bank during lunch.
Mr. Mishra, you are shy of these ladies, aren't you?
That's why they tease you.
But you don't.
Because you're free with me.
If we were not put in the same team, you'd be the same with me.
Or you don't consider me a lady.
Don't take it that way, Ms. Lalita. Leave it.
So, I'm overseeing Sector 35 to 40.
I'll take after that. What have you got for lunch?
Mashed aubergines.
You?
Curry. I'll have the mashed aubergines, you have the curry.
Your wife is a great cook.
Yeah, she is.
TEEKA RAM JAIN SWEETS AND NAMKEEN
Come again, sir!
If you don't have change, you can pay later.
Mr. Jain! Last time I had ordered five samosas, but there were only four.
So take two extra this time. Free of cost. The customer shouldn't be sad.
My uncle in Dubai wants to have Noida's best snacks.
He asked me to get from here.
I'll pack half kilo extra for you. On discount.
Do talk us up in Dubai. And ask him to give us feedback when he visits next.
Hey!
What has this ant done to you? Don't kill an innocent animal.
Hello, sir.
Hello, madam.
Your sweets are ready. Freshly made.
Come have a look and get it packed in front of your eyes.
Sure.
-Move it. -Yes, sir.
-Hello, Mr. Jain. -Hello.
Open up.
What was this bitch offering that I wasn't giving you?
And, you!
Hey, don't you dare touch me. Beat your husband.
I did not betray you.
You betrayed me. What was your excuse for stepping outside?
You were going to meet your friend, or your mother.
This is your mother? With a moustache and beard.
Dhaincha found him.
Long live.
Cheap woman.
That's right.
-And, you… -Touch him and I'll break your hand.
Have some shame.
This is a real film.
It has romance, action, and drama.
Not the silly things that we saw in yesterday's movie.
I'm in this state because of you.
Here you go.
Take and count it.
You have destroyed my life.
Was there any shortcoming in my love?
I was only a cash machine for you…
Ma'am. Please give your rating.
Actually, these food delivery and taxi apps ask for customer ratings.
That's how they gain credibility.
Ours is a client-based service too.
So, do give your feedback.
Three… Four…
Gave proper beating. Proper beating.
Eleven, twelve, thirteen…
Took care of confidentiality.
Sixteen, seventeen. This is 17.
Caught them red-handed.
One, two, three, four, five…
Should I give five-star rating?
Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
-Do you have no shame? -Get up now. Come on.
Ten, eleven…
Lappu, why don't you learn to count beyond 17?
Fifteen, sixteen… Be my guest and count. Seventeen…
I'm more senior. Understand? You count.
Stop ogling at your lover and come with me.
If I see you with her again, I'll have you killed.
-Come on now. -Madam.
We provide that service too. You needn't go elsewhere if need be.
Mr. Agarwal, if a buyer files a case against you,
with respect to quality, safety, or if the building collapses,
why should you pay for the damages?
I have a solid policy. Have a look.
You were chasing me a lot, so I called you.
Kind of you.
What kind of policy is this?
I will handle the buyers.
As long as I have this.
Wanna know about another policy? For your fingers.
Very important. They pull the trigger, no?
Don't shit through your mouth, bastard. Who gets their fingers insured?
Sir, every precious thing can be insured. Jennifer Lopez's hips are insured.
Maradona's legs were insured, and Michael Jackson's voice.
So why not your fingers, sir?
-Really? -Why not?
-Do you play anything? -Yes, I do play.
I play with my wife twice a week. I have a few girlfriends also.
I'm not talking about foreplay, sir.
Musically.
Do you play any instrument? Flute, tabla, drums?
As a musician, I can insure your fingers.
Look at my personality. Can you imagine me with these instruments?
That!
His Highness Tansen Agarwal. Now you're a policy holder. Right?
Hey, Mr. Mishra.
Have a look at my file.
We can come to an understanding.
I'll have a look.
But, sir, what are you trying to make me understand?
Please tell, Mr. Ansal.
Nothing, just that this file of mine
needs your signature in green ink.
That's the part you understand. In return, a stack of green notes.
That part I'll take care of. You aren't a kid.
This explanation should do, right?
That's it, Mr. Ansal?
No, I mean, please give it a thought. Okay?
A couple of extra floors will not drill a hole in the sky. Right?
Just ignore it.
Is this your pen? Take it.
And keep it with you, I am busy.
You didn't understand. Hey, Mr. Mishra, listen, what the hell…
You lost the ball and hurt yourself too. How do you play, Rohan?
That's one extra expense.
We have to buy a gift for Rehana aunty's kid also.
And now this.
Madam, take this one.
Pack those three.
Okay.
Ma'am, come inside the shop.
Best sarees from Varanasi have arrived today.
Kiddo, ask your mum to buy this one.
No, Papa buys from a different shop.
Really, which one?
Sale uncle's shop. He gets her sarees from sale.
In different colors. Papa likes Mummy a lot.
I see.
Ma'am.
Here you go, ma'am. I have packed your sarees.
SHARMEELI
-Hello, Mr. Gaur! -Yes?
Four, five, six…
This is Teeka Ram Jain.
I thrashed your guy a lot, but he is not agreeing.
Says he will complain to the CEO of your company.
What should I do?
If he complains, they'll set up an inquiry.
And the construction contract will go to that Agarwal Builder.
He is related to the HR.
Finish him off. I'm not gonna dirty my hands for this.
Listen, do give us a five-star rating.
Sure, Raja Bhai.
Finish him off.
Not the gun. With a knife.
Gag his mouth.
There are customers in the shop.
Raja Bhai, I'm done. The payment is all right.
Cash would've been better, sir.
You're impossible. That would've made you look like a hooker.
I do have some respect for you.
So, next time I want an iPhone. iPhone 7.
I'm promoting you, right?
So I work for it.
The iPhone is in exchange for sex.
That's for my brother, Guddu.
Your brother Guddu is a rascal.
Okay, then.
I'll give it after seven times.
iPhone.
iPhone 7.
You're naughty, sir.
Greetings, Mr. Varshney.
Jungle and society aren't very different.
Animals lower in the food chain get eaten up.
The way you were devouring her.
Hello.
Now, I'll eat you.
Did you see everything?
No, but I heard it all.
Your croaking in the end.
And, if one were to see you in that state, one won't get a hard on for a month!
How did you come here?
Good question.
You paid your guard to stop anyone from coming up.
I paid to come up, and he agreed.
No, he's a good man. At least he takes money and does the work.
Not a motherfucker like you, sir.
I allotted a flat to your wife for free in my building.
And your junior, Mishra, is throwing tantrums.
How come?
Mr. Ansal, what to do? This…
Mr. Ansal.
Well, your sector has been allotted to him.
He's an honest officer.
Your work will be done. Please, be patient.
I need the signature. His or yours.
Else, next week…
You will be in her place, and I'll be in yours.
Same room.
And I will fuck you during office hours.
What are you saying, Mr. Ansal?
You… I mean… I will talk to Mishra. Yes.
Goodbye.
We did it yesterday. Today as well?
You don't want to?
No.
-No? -No.
Leave it. Don't pick.
Office ended at 5:30, right?
Just two minutes.
Yes, Mishra?
I saw Ansal's file, I didn't find anything objectionable.
And if there is anything, you can look at it during construction. Okay?
Sign it for now.
You give it in writing, I'll sign it.
Not everything can be given in writing, Mishra.
Got it? Look, these type of cases shouldn't be blocked.
Have an emergency fund, for Christ's sake. You'll regret later.
I am just trying to run my department as honestly as I can, sir.
The Goddess of wealth is at your door and you're turning her away.
Are you a fool, fucker?
Sir, why are you abusing me?
You'll understand this when I transfer you to a remote location.
Want me to transfer you? Tell me.
No, no. I don't want a transfer. I'm settled here in Noida with my family.
And… Sir… I mean… Why will I be transferred?
I haven't done anything wrong.
You haven't done anything right, either.
Come to the office tomorrow. Will talk to you then.
Okay, sir, I'll hang up.
M… mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy…
P… papa, papa, papa, papa…
Listen.
Come here.
-Why? -Just come.
Carry on.
-What happened? -Watch the TV.
A big scam at Noida's Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank.
All bank accounts are frozen.
Most government employees have their accounts in this bank.
-The way… -Isn't your salary account here?
…we fear they might lose their money. And…
We have a breaking news coming in.
A big scam happened in Noida's Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank.
RBI has frozen all withdrawals.
Account holders can withdraw only 5,000 rupees per month.
-Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank… -PF… Did you take out the PF money?
I had deposited that too in this account.
My own money is kept in the bank. Can't even touch that.
Arrange the money. If you don't, your family will pay.
People commit suicide in such situations, brother.
-If you can help me with some money. -I can't help you.
Mishra is his surname, the name is "loser."
Now I'll return when I have found a solution.
CA Topper.
I know everything.
What is going on?
Male escort?
-Our Mr. Mishra? -Yes.
Isn't that illegal, Ms. Sudha?
We love each other, Tribhuvan. There is nothing wrong in that.
Don't leave that motherfucker.
I won't, Raja Bhai.
Hey, crippled! Let's race.
You dick!
No CCTV. Fuck off. Leave. Now.
I'm not a "loser" anymore.
I'm flying high these days. Flying really high.
I won't stop now.
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida
Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle
This is his destiny Meet the common man
He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill
This is his destiny Meet the common man
In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10
This is his destiny Meet the common man
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
Spiral…
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida
Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
Spiral…
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
Subtitle translation by: Smriti Shalini