1 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,833 [water dripping] 2 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:14,625 [Mishra moans, grunts, gasps] 3 00:00:14,708 --> 00:00:16,166 -[groans] -[static sound] 4 00:00:17,708 --> 00:00:19,375 [moaning] 5 00:00:19,458 --> 00:00:20,375 [grunting] 6 00:00:21,958 --> 00:00:23,250 -[man] Ah! -[gun clatters] 7 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:25,041 [man screams] 8 00:00:25,791 --> 00:00:27,458 [Mishra yelps] 9 00:00:28,291 --> 00:00:29,125 [grunts] 10 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:33,083 [man] Motherfucker! You think you can screw around with other men's wives, huh? 11 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,875 Do you have any shame or not? [heaves] 12 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:37,666 [grunts, whimpers] 13 00:00:38,791 --> 00:00:41,333 [man] I'm going to break your balls, tonight, eh! 14 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,666 [crackling sound] 15 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,666 [man] So this is what you are so confident about? [strains] 16 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,875 Get rid of this bloody snake. There's no need for a snake charmer. 17 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:50,125 [both howling] 18 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:51,833 [both howling, whimpering] 19 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:55,166 -[whimpering continues] -[man yelps] 20 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,708 [heaving breathlessly] 21 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:02,208 [gasping, yelps] Ah! 22 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,291 [breathing heavily] 23 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,166 [man screams] 24 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:16,750 [man screams, howls] 25 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:26,750 [grunts] 26 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:27,666 Ah! 27 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,916 Ah! [straining] 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,541 -[man] Come here! -[Mishra] Ah. 29 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:35,083 [both grunting, straining] 30 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:37,500 -[rings clatter] -[man] Don't think you'll get away. 31 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:39,500 -[Mishra] Ah! [groans] -[cracks] 32 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,000 [water sloshes] 33 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:43,750 [moaning, grunting] 34 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:46,250 [tense music playing] 35 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,458 [man whimpering, moaning] 36 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,666 -[shoulder cracking] -[water gurgling] 37 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,750 [panting] 38 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:57,583 -[whimpering] -[knife clinking] 39 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,166 -[music intensifies] -[breathing heavily] 40 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,125 [sniffling] 41 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,541 -[music slows] -[sobbing softly] 42 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,125 [knife clanks] 43 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,416 [water rippling softly] 44 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,333 [music fades] 45 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,625 [anklets jingle] 46 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:25,166 -[anklets jingle] -[moaning, exhaling deeply] 47 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,833 [water splashes] 48 00:02:28,541 --> 00:02:30,666 [bulb crackling] 49 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:35,250 [eerie music playing] 50 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:38,541 [bulb crackling] 51 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,541 [music intensifies, stops] 52 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:46,500 [man in Hindi] ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 53 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:50,916 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 54 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,833 ♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪ 55 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:56,625 ♪ This is his destiny, Meet the common man ♪ 56 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:59,708 ♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪ 57 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:02,541 ♪ This is his destiny, Meet the common man ♪ 58 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:05,500 ♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪ 59 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:08,541 ♪ This is his destiny, Meet the common man ♪ 60 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:12,833 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 61 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:14,541 [song fades] 62 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,458 [thunder rumbling] 63 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:22,958 [man] ♪ Drenched ♪ 64 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:26,875 -[upbeat music playing] -[audience whistling, hooting] 65 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,291 [man 1] Look at that sexy waist! 66 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:32,625 [man 2] She is so fucking hot! 67 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:34,916 -[song continues] -[audience cheering loudly] 68 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,791 [in English] Why do they have these cheap songs? Filthy! 69 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:44,041 Shambhu! Shambhu, let's go and get popcorn. 70 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:46,166 At least the kids will be happy. 71 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:51,708 [woman in Hindi] ♪ The heart yearns For our bodies to entwine! ♪ 72 00:03:51,791 --> 00:03:53,166 ♪ Drenched, it's drenched ♪ 73 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,416 ♪ Drenched, it's drenched ♪ 74 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,416 [audience whistling, cheering] 75 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,625 Shambhu! Shambhu! 76 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,708 [in English] What about my happiness? To hell with that? 77 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:07,583 Jijaji, why do you have to be so boring? Watch the song. It's mind-blowing! 78 00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:09,750 What's so exciting about it, Shambhu? 79 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,458 The girl is just dancing and showing off her skin. 80 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,333 At least have some shame. 81 00:04:16,416 --> 00:04:19,291 You've come here to watch a film with your jijaji, okay? 82 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,041 Jijaji also happens to be a man. 83 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:24,291 These film guys put in these songs just to entertain the men. [chuckles] 84 00:04:26,791 --> 00:04:29,375 If Jijaji is requesting you, then go with him, no? 85 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:32,333 -You need to show him some respect. -[groans] 86 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,375 -[Shambhu] Let's go! -Let's go. 87 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:39,916 -[boy] Papa, I want cheese popcorn. -[girl] And I want caramel. 88 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,625 -Okay. -[woman] Move aside. Please. 89 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:44,583 We bought tickets to watch the hero. Not the two of you. 90 00:04:44,666 --> 00:04:47,791 Why are you getting so worked up? We've also bought a ticket. 91 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:50,208 You bought the ticket to watch this movie, right? 92 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:53,916 Or did you buy the entire theater? Shut your mouth and move aside. 93 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,375 -We won't move. -Come on! 94 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:58,333 [calmly] Listen, Bhai Sahab, why are you getting so upset? 95 00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:01,666 Let's just end the matter here. Please move, Bhai. Just end it. 96 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,041 -Yes, yes. It's okay. Come on. -Hey! 97 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,333 Come on, let's go, Bhai. 98 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,625 Why do you get so hot and bothered when you watch these film heroes, Bindi? 99 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,166 Because these heroes know how to make love. 100 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:23,125 In the movies, even after many years of marriage, 101 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:26,916 the heroes and heroines know how to spice up their lives. 102 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:29,333 "Spice up their lives"? 103 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,166 Bloody, is it a relationship or a recipe for tikka masala? 104 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,375 "Spice up their lives"! 105 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:39,041 Tell me, what's the point of dancing around naked like this? 106 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:41,416 Fucking losers! 107 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,583 Move your damn hand. So clingy all the time! 108 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,541 Jhatka! Don't drink it, you fool! 109 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,625 Raja Bhai will beat you up, if he comes to know. 110 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,291 Hey, stop worrying, Lappu! Just chill, man! 111 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:01,000 When you know that you can't digest milk, why do you still drink so much? 112 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:04,541 Whenever I see anything made from milk, I just can't control myself! 113 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,166 And, fucker, stop freaking out over stupid things. 114 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,541 [Lappu] Why the hell should I freak out? You should be freaking out. 115 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:13,041 Why do you get so nervous when you look at women? 116 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,833 Just standing there like a statue. 117 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,416 I'm not used to being around women, right? What can I do? 118 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,625 -Sometimes I feel shy. -Hmm. 119 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,000 How much for the popcorn? 120 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,541 You don't know how to read? It's written there. 121 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,875 Plain for 50. Cheese and caramel for 80. 122 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,791 Give us the cheese, two. 123 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:32,916 And the other one, that caramel, two of that. Come on, quick. 124 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,666 No, no, no, no. Bhaiya, give us only the plain ones. 125 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:39,125 -You are overcharging us for the others. -We're being overcharged, anyway. 126 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:42,000 The movie doesn't matter, the popcorn does. We're treating the kids. 127 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,250 Why are you being stingy? Don't worry, I'll pay for this. 128 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,875 Why should you pay for it? They're my kids. 129 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:50,041 And there's no need to show off your money to me, Saale Sahab. 130 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:53,833 What are you looking at? The movie will get over. Give us the plain ones, three. 131 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,291 Such daytime robbery. My goodness! 132 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,375 [woman in Hindi] ♪ The heart yearns For our bodies to entwine! ♪ 133 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:04,500 ♪ Drenched, it's drenched ♪ 134 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,625 ♪ Drenched, it's drenched ♪ 135 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:11,583 [in English] Dhaincha, I missed the song because of you. You're having all the fun. 136 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,250 It's your turn now. 137 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:19,083 -Check it out, Lappu. -[Lappu grunts] 138 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:23,000 She's so sexy, man. Hot like a tandoor! 139 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,083 [Lappu] Hmm. 140 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:25,958 [slurping noisily] 141 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,750 Where is this Jhatka gone by the way? 142 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:31,041 He had some milk. He's taking a dump. 143 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:33,791 -That fucker just can't resist-- -Shh. 144 00:07:39,541 --> 00:07:40,375 Fucker! 145 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:45,458 Get out, motherfucker, come on. Get out before I fuck your happiness. 146 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,291 [man inside] How can I get out before I'm done? 147 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:50,333 And, Bhaiya, why are you abusing? 148 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:52,416 Why shouldn't I, asshole? [whines] Fucker! 149 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,041 First of all, it's an emergency. 150 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,333 And what the fuck are you doing in there for so long? 151 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,750 [man inside] Playing carom. 152 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:01,083 And I won't get out till the queen is in the pocket. Understood? 153 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,625 -[metallic clank] -Motherfucker! 154 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:07,875 -You fucked now, asshole! Fucked? -[bullet ricochets] 155 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,750 [man inside] Are you fucked now, asshole? 156 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:10,833 -Fucked? -[moans] 157 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:14,625 [moans] Ooh, Mummy, oh no! Please save me, mummy! 158 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,125 -[end bell rings] -[man 1 in Hindi] Shitty movie! 159 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:20,583 -[man 2] But the heroine was hot! -[man 3] And songs were killer! 160 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,333 [Dhaincha in English] Jhatka, don't drink so much milk. 161 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:25,875 You came quite close to shitting in your pants today. 162 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,375 [Jhatka] Yes, yes, I won't drink again, Dhaincha Bhai. 163 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,625 -Come on, let's go. -Hmm. 164 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,125 -Had a good time, huh? -Hey. 165 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,875 [tense music playing] 166 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,250 [woman gasps] Ah! 167 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:40,500 [woman whimpers] 168 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:44,208 [Dhaincha] The movie's not over for you. Just shut up and turn around. 169 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:47,916 -[helmet man] Who are all of you? -[man] So, Bhai Sahab? 170 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:49,833 [helmet man] Huh? 171 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:52,541 [sinister music playing] 172 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,875 Bhabhiji and you seem to be in quite a hurry to leave. Well? 173 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,125 Why? 174 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,708 You seemed to have booked tickets for some other show later tonight, is it? 175 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:10,625 Bhaiya, please make them sit. 176 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,666 -Sit down. Just sit down! -[woman yelps] 177 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:22,083 I can't believe it, Bhai Sahab that both of you watched the whole movie 178 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,458 with your helmets on. 179 00:09:23,541 --> 00:09:25,666 You thought you wouldn't be recognized? 180 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,000 [singsong tone] But we caught you. 181 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,291 That's why I was wondering 182 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,791 why you made a plan to watch a movie with me. 183 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:37,208 So this was a work thing? Finish the job. Go ahead. 184 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,333 [silence] 185 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:44,083 Women! Tell me, Bhai Sahab, 186 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:47,500 you like fooling around with other men's wives, huh? 187 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:51,500 This is our personal matter, okay? We will sort it out at home. 188 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,208 And, and who the hell are you to lecture us like this? 189 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:58,000 Bhabhiji, you've misunderstood me. 190 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:02,666 We are only doing this because our client hired us for this job. 191 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,416 [woman] Huh? 192 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,416 The deal was to catch you red-handed and then thrash you. 193 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:10,583 The thing is 194 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,541 once we accept the contract, 195 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,958 we make sure that we deliver. You understand? 196 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:22,625 So, Bhai Sahab, what was the plan for tonight? 197 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,541 [voice trembling] There was no plan as such, Bhaiyaji. 198 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,666 Just watch the film, then go for dinner and… 199 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:30,708 [Lappu] And? 200 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,500 [men laugh] 201 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,291 And a little hanky-panky. No other plans. 202 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,625 [helmet woman scoffs] 203 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:42,666 My husband hired you for this, right? 204 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:47,625 -I will speak to him myself, okay? -We were not hired by your husband. 205 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:49,583 [low, suspenseful music playing] 206 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,875 Do you think that only men get angry about being cheated on, huh? 207 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,666 -[man grunts] -Raja Bhai, Raja Bhai, the sun has set. 208 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:02,625 -You're sure? We don't have even a minute? -Sunset was at 6:23. 209 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,708 Damn it! 210 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,500 You all will have to do it. 211 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,041 -Lappu, make a video. Proof for client. -No, no! 212 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,333 -Don't make a video. -No video, please. 213 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,708 -Shut up. -[woman gasps] 214 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:17,458 What did I say? Shh!! 215 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,708 -[helmet woman sobs] -Attack. 216 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:24,291 [helmet man grunts, whimpers] 217 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,708 Jijaji, you overthink every little expense all the time. 218 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:37,666 Inside, it was the popcorn. Outside, it was the parking. 219 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,750 Life is worth living only if you live in style. 220 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,500 Why worry about every single rupee? 221 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:45,625 Nobody is being a miser, okay? Your jijaji makes an honest living. 222 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:48,791 -And whatever he earns is good. -It's not good enough, Jiji. 223 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,625 I make more than enough. 224 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:53,041 I don't worry about thousand, two thousand rupees. 225 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,708 Okay, explain this to me. 226 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:58,041 Why do our clothes have pockets in them? To keep money in there, right? 227 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,958 Well, pockets can also hold pens. Huh? 228 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:04,250 Pens that I use in office to sign off on papers, with integrity. 229 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,333 And in summer, you can keep a kerchief. 230 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:10,041 In the cold, put your hands in there, keep them warm. 231 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:14,583 Pockets don't bring happiness only if they're filled with money, Shambhu Babu! 232 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,416 [chuckles mockingly] 233 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,041 Jijaji, you really are a simple guy. 234 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,583 And today, simple means foolish or chuggad. 235 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:24,666 -[pensive music playing] -[chuckles] 236 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,291 Do you understand? 237 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:29,416 All I'm saying is that Jiji got married to you. 238 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,291 You have to keep her happy. 239 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,291 Bhaiya, whatever you make, Shambhu, keeps your family happy. 240 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,791 Whatever I make keeps my family happy. 241 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:42,458 -What more do I need? -Yeah. [scoffs] What more do you need! 242 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,583 -Am I right, Ashoklata? -Hmm. 243 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,666 [Hindi song playing over car stereo] 244 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:58,083 The hero in today's film was an idiot! 245 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,958 There can only be one hero! Shahrukh Khan. 246 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:07,333 Hey, bastard, you're such a bloody fool. 247 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:11,875 There can be only one hero. Bhai! Sallu Bhai! 248 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,625 Have you seen his muscles? 249 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:19,541 Once he opens his shirt, your balls travel to your mouth in fear. 250 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,958 Exactly! 251 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,708 Shahrukh doesn’t even need to take his shirt off. 252 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,916 That K-K-K-K-K-K is quite enough. 253 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,750 Do you remember how everyone was shit scared? 254 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,416 Fuck off, bastard! 255 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:36,208 I made a mistake bringing you from Bihar to work for Raja Bhai. 256 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,291 My friendship screwed me over. 257 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,041 Bhai Sahab, you settle this. 258 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:46,833 Who's the bigger star? Salman or Shahrukh? 259 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,375 Behenji? 260 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,208 [both mumbling] 261 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:54,000 At least nod your head, no? Shahrukh, right? 262 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,541 -[both whimpering] -[Dhaincha] Sallu Bhai? Right? 263 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,083 -King Khan! -[woman mumbles] 264 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,791 -Sallu Bhai! -[woman moans] 265 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,750 [Jhatka] There can only be one Bhai. 266 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,166 That's our Raja Bhai. 267 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,125 [eerie music playing] 268 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,500 [phone buzzing] 269 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,541 Hello, Behenji. 270 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,250 We caught your darling husband red-handed. 271 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:21,208 And, also caught his lover. Bring the cash when you come tomorrow. 272 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:24,833 [Dhaincha] Hum Aapke Hain Kaun was a bigger hit than Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. 273 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,583 -[boy] Come play with me. -[scooter engine whirring] 274 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:32,416 [both kids] Eat it. Come on eat it. 275 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,583 Good. Very good. 276 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,125 [children conversing indistinctly] 277 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,750 -[boy] I love them. -[girl] They are very cute. 278 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,708 [Mishra's son] Can we bring them home? Should we ask Mummy? 279 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:47,833 -[Ashoklata] Rohan, Ritu, let's go inside. -[mobile ringing] 280 00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:50,791 -[Rohan] Mummy, please. -[Ashoklata] No. Next time. 281 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,583 Greetings, Pitaji. How are you? 282 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:56,250 -[Mishra's dad] I'm fine, beta. -How is Ma doing? 283 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,791 Yes, she's also doing well. 284 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,916 Listen, you're sending the money, right? 285 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,333 The roof is falling apart. 286 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,583 [Mishra's mom] We have trouble when it rains heavily. 287 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:04,958 Don't forget, Tribhuvan. 288 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:09,125 How can I forget about it, Mummy? I've applied for a loan from my PF. 289 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,625 I'll have the money in my account by tomorrow. 290 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,791 I'll send it once I receive it and by the way, 291 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,041 I've managed to arrange for some extra money. 292 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,250 The rear side of the house needs to be repaired. 293 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,375 It should cover it. 294 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:23,125 [mom] If you took money under the table, you would not need to arrange anything. 295 00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,000 You were the topper in the CA exam. 296 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,625 You should not be living hand-to-mouth like this. 297 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,791 Something good should come of it. 298 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,916 You would've been better off in a private job. 299 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,125 I took up a government job because you insisted that I do it. Huh? 300 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:41,875 And why should I take bribes? Especially when I don't need it? Hmm? 301 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:45,708 [Mishra's dad] Government jobs come with perks. That was our intention. 302 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:48,250 But you are acting like Raja Harishchandra. What can we do? 303 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,166 [Mishra chuckles softly] 304 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,500 Don't forget to send the money. We have already hired the laborers. 305 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,416 All right? 306 00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:58,000 [Mishra's mom] We have told all our neighbors about the repair work. 307 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,625 It's a matter of our reputation now. 308 00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:06,208 It's your honor, Mummy. And I won't ever let you down. All right? 309 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,875 I have your and Pitaji's names tattooed on my arm. All right? 310 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:12,458 -Pranaam. You stay well. -[Mishra's mom] Bless you. 311 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,833 [Bollywood music playing] 312 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,541 [man in Hindi] ♪ Meethi-Meethi Meethi-Meethi, please say yes ♪ 313 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,375 ♪ Once, just once say yes ♪ 314 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:28,875 ♪ Meethi-Meethi Meethi-Meethi Please say yes… ♪ 315 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,416 [in English] Okay, listen. 316 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:36,541 Can we go somewhere for a holiday? To Mussoorie? 317 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,291 Go ahead. Have I stopped you? 318 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,875 So you want me to go alone? 319 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,083 Who else will you go with? 320 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,666 [song on TV continues softly] 321 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:52,625 [opens zip] 322 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,000 Take this. 323 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:00,791 You go to Mussoorie. 324 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,625 Tell me if you need more money. 325 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,333 Dhaincha will book your tickets. 326 00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,250 Let me go with Dhaincha only to Mussoorie. 327 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,791 [TV song continues in background] 328 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:17,791 [door clicks open] 329 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:21,416 [switches clicking] 330 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,000 [kids chattering indistinctly] 331 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,125 [switches clicking] 332 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,625 Ashoklata, what happened? Why do you look so upset? 333 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,125 Didn't we have such a lovely evening with the kids, huh? 334 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,750 Come on, kids, move it. Put the helmets back there. 335 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,375 Change your clothes and come. Hurry up. Come on, move. 336 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,666 Huh? What happened? 337 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,916 I had put a cake and set the timer for four hours. 338 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:49,958 The oven broke down. 339 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,583 -Oh! -The cake is completely ruined. 340 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,166 I had tried a new recipe. 341 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:58,083 I have two orders for tomorrow from our colony. 342 00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,583 300 rupees. 343 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,666 It's like an old man now. 344 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,791 Like an old man and you prefer a young one. 345 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,916 Ashoklataji, please don’t be upset. 346 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,291 Let me get my salary. I will buy you a new one. On EMI. 347 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,833 This one is so unreliable. 348 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,583 Who knows what expenses we'll have next month. 349 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,333 Besides, you have to send money to Amma-Bauji. 350 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:26,791 -Hmm. -There goes all our PF money. 351 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,416 We'll dare to dream when we have the money. 352 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,500 Hmm. 353 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,833 But you don't worry. 354 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:38,750 -I know how to bang it back into shape. -Hmm. 355 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,500 Banging it back into shape is a really good idea. 356 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,583 [dings] 357 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,458 -[Mishra] It worked? [chuckles] -Yes, didn't I tell you? 358 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,333 We needn't buy a new one now. 359 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,166 -My 300 rupees are going nowhere. -[Rohan] Mummy. 360 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,625 Please give me also some cake for my tiffin. 361 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,958 [Ashoklata] Yes, Rohan. Of course, I will. 362 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,125 See how the magic of my cakes is maintained now. 363 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:13,125 Ashoklataji, your magic works not just on outsiders alone, 364 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,666 [low, seductive tone] but on me as well. 365 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,041 Well, never mind. 366 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,791 You didn't say a thing about the new sari I wore today. 367 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,041 Tell me what color was it? 368 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,375 Do you really think I don't know? 369 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:26,375 Don't tease me. 370 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,500 Tell the color, come on. 371 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,166 I know it was… 372 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,333 It was red, right? 373 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,875 It was red, right? 374 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:42,875 -Am I right? Huh? [chuckles] -Purple, okay? 375 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,375 Oh! Uh… 376 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,125 Don't you remember buying it in the sale last month? 377 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,250 I wore it for the first time today. 378 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,583 -You never take notice of me. -[Mishra chuckles softly] 379 00:19:57,041 --> 00:20:00,708 Okay, listen. Why don't you wear it again tonight? 380 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,791 Purple sari. 381 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,041 I'll wear it tonight. 382 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,375 -You wear the purple sari… -[Ashoklata] Hmm. 383 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,500 …and I will help you to 384 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,000 take it off. 385 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,166 [chuckles] Come on! 386 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,000 Our life is so black and white. 387 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,125 There's no color at all. 388 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,541 You know what your problem is? Should I tell you? 389 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,625 Hmm. 390 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,541 You are well in your forties, 391 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,000 but you seem to believe that you're sweet sixteen. 392 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,708 Look there. Take a look. 393 00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:37,875 Look in the mirror. 394 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,833 You see yourself? Hmm? 395 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,208 In the mirror? Do you see? 396 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,666 Huh? How old are you? 397 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,625 Are you 40 years old or 16? 398 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,833 Color, color, color! Why are you going on and on about color? 399 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,625 Want me to buy a rainbow for you? Huh? 400 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:58,833 [low, melancholic music playing] 401 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,583 It's important for you to act your age, Bindi. 402 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:05,500 I have a reputation here in Noida city. 403 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,541 Our society is watching us. 404 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,666 Tell me something. 405 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,666 Society isn’t here with us, right? 406 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,541 I loved the way the hero danced for the heroine today. 407 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,916 Will you dance just for me? 408 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,541 Have you gone completely mad? Huh? 409 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,333 Have your parents taught you anything or not? 410 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,000 Film, film, film! 411 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,833 From the day we got married, all you care about is films. 412 00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:40,250 Sometimes you want me to be Shahrukh. Sometimes Salmaan. 413 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,458 And sometimes, that Govinda. 414 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,833 And these days who's that new guy? What's his name? 415 00:21:43,916 --> 00:21:45,333 [chuckles softly] Vicky. 416 00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,708 Vicky Kaushal is the latest! 417 00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:50,541 And you want me to do the same idiotic steps. 418 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:51,625 [scoffs] 419 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,416 One day, I'm going to lose my shit 420 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,083 and I'll do Gabbar's dance moves for you. Huh? 421 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,750 I'll pick up this gun and I'll blow your brains out. 422 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,291 Do you understand? 423 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,708 You'll pick up the gun and you will shoot me? 424 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,541 You won't lose your reputation in Noida city? 425 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,625 [low, melancholic music playing] 426 00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:22,458 Put your plate and go to sleep. 427 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,333 I'm going to sleep now. 428 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,583 Hey! Come on! I'm still having my food. 429 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,291 [music intensifies] 430 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,416 [upbeat music playing] 431 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,458 [in Hindi] ♪ Why does the heart Beat like this? ♪ 432 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:02,166 ♪ Why is it in awe of you? ♪ 433 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,083 ♪ Why does the heart beat like this? ♪ 434 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,791 ♪ Why is it in awe of you? ♪ 435 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:14,208 ♪ Why does it yearn for you Over and over again? ♪ 436 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:19,458 ♪ I have fallen in love ♪ 437 00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:23,666 ♪ I've traded heart for a heart In this deal of love ♪ 438 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:27,250 ♪ I won the bet of love By losing my heart ♪ 439 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:33,416 ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 440 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,458 ♪ You are a great magician ♪ 441 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,458 ♪ He is very tall, with great physique ♪ 442 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:43,916 ♪ One can spot him from afar Oh, that's my man, yes, yes, yes ♪ 443 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,416 ♪ Oh, that's my man ♪ 444 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,333 ♪ He looks strong Have caught him from the jungles ♪ 445 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:53,125 ♪ He charges like a wild bison ♪ 446 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,916 ♪ He meets me in the dream ♪ 447 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,833 ♪ My man meets me in the dream ♪ 448 00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:00,458 [music fades] 449 00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,208 [beeps] 450 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:04,625 [Ashoklata breathing heavily] Ah, yes… 451 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:07,416 -Yes, yes, yes! A little more. -[Mishra moans] 452 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:11,166 [Ashoklata, voice trembling] Two, two minutes. That's it! Aah! 453 00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:13,833 [moans again] Yes! 454 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,666 Yes, yes! [gasps] 455 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,041 [Ashoklata screams out, exhales] 456 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,875 [breath trembling] Oh, oh, oh! 457 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,541 [moans] 458 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,500 [both breathing heavily] 459 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:29,041 [moans shrilly, exhales] 460 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,875 -[Mishra exhales] -[Ashoklata moans] 461 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,833 I'm tired. I'm exhausted. 462 00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:41,250 -Already exhausted? -[exhales] 463 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:42,166 [chuckles] 464 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:44,583 This was only a warm-up. 465 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:47,125 [breathlessly] Even your warm-ups are so amazing? 466 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,375 Oh my God! 467 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,708 -You are mind-blowing. -[Mishra] Hmm. 468 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:55,250 [breathlessly] Should we get started, 469 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:58,916 move past the warm-up… to the real match? 470 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,750 -[clattering] -[lively, upbeat music playing] 471 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,708 [Ashoklata moans, exhales] 472 00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:08,166 [moaning loudly] 473 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:12,583 [music intensifies] 474 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,583 -[muted] -[music intensifies] 475 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,500 -[music stops] -[low, consistent pounding] 476 00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:29,125 [pounding continues] 477 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:36,125 Bhaiya, I am hearing the same sound again. Heard it? 478 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,041 Yes. 479 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:40,916 Mummy tells me that it's a big earthquake. 480 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,708 Bhaiya, what's an earthquake? 481 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:46,083 -[pounding continues] -I don't know. It just happens. 482 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,500 You go to sleep now. 483 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,291 [pounding continues indistinctly] 484 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,666 [grunts loudly] 485 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,916 [grunts softly] 486 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:03,166 [voice trembling] Look, I'm exhausted, Shobha. 487 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,625 How long do we need to do this? 488 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,750 Aunty said that we should hold this pose as long as we can. 489 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,333 -And we should do it daily. -[shudders] 490 00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:13,791 It will make our body flexible and healthier. 491 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,291 [scoffs, grunts] Aunty! 492 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:19,041 [straining] Once I become an expert, I'm going to start my own yoga class. 493 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:20,500 [grunts] 494 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,125 [grunts] 495 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,708 So, last month, you learned to apply mehndi. 496 00:26:27,708 --> 00:26:29,666 And before that, it was rangoli class. 497 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:32,291 -Yeah. -And before that, Italian cooking. 498 00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:33,208 [grunts] 499 00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:38,208 Yeah, so what's the problem with learning new things, huh? 500 00:26:38,291 --> 00:26:41,000 I get certificates for it and awards as well. 501 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,791 Yeah, and we have this wall to prove it. 502 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:48,791 -You've framed all your certificates. -[Shobha chuckles] 503 00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:54,958 -So you're sure about yoga, right? -Yeah. 504 00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:56,208 Yeah? 505 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,375 [both laugh] 506 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:03,750 Every single time I learn something new, you ask me, "This is final, right?" 507 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,833 And every single time, you say yes. 508 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,000 [both] We really understand each other. 509 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:11,666 I'm gonna check out the client's background. 510 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,166 -Hmm. -Need to pull a fast one tomorrow. 511 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:19,375 [Ashoklata breathless and shrill] Huh! Huh! Huh! 512 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:22,083 -[Ashoklata grunts, exhales deeply] -[oven beeping] 513 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,750 -[Ashoklata exhales deeply] -[oven beeps, stops] 514 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:31,500 You're such a beast in bed, you know. 515 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:34,791 You tire me out even after all these years. 516 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,875 Don't you get exhausted? 517 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,750 You really know what a woman wants. 518 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:46,541 You care about my pleasure more than your own. 519 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,083 -Not all men care this way. -Hmm? 520 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:56,708 As if you know so much about what other men do. Huh? [chuckles] 521 00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:59,250 I sure know about other women. 522 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,833 Women talk about these things. 523 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:03,458 Really? 524 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:09,166 If there's ever a love-making competition… 525 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,958 I'm sure you'll win a gold medal. 526 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:15,208 -[Mishra chuckles softly] -An Olympic medal. 527 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,208 -Ashoklata? -Hmm. 528 00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:23,500 Can I ask you something? 529 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,083 I don't accept bribes from anybody. 530 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,541 We are living hand-to-mouth in a way. 531 00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:40,541 Don't you ever regret marrying someone like me, huh? 532 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,291 [clicks tongue] 533 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,250 The thing about money is… 534 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,833 if we have a lot, it's a bonus. 535 00:28:51,916 --> 00:28:53,416 But if not, we'll manage. 536 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:58,208 I just don't want our kids to feel the pinch. 537 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,625 [Mishra chuckles softly] 538 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,833 Let's go. 539 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:17,333 Mummy, pack some cake, right? 540 00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:19,875 Yeah, yeah. Already packed. 541 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:22,000 I know that even your friends love my cake. 542 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,208 Listen, don't give it all to them, alright? 543 00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:25,416 -Understood? Okay. -Hmm. 544 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,750 Finish quickly. 545 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:29,833 -Mummy? -[Ashoklata] Hmm? 546 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:31,083 Can I skip school today? 547 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:34,666 Look at that. He just wanted me to pack the cake. 548 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,125 Now wants to stay back. 549 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,916 Always changing your mind! Come on! 550 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Come on, quickly finish your breakfast. 551 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:41,458 [mutters] "Can I skip school!" 552 00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:46,000 Come on, come on, hurry up. You'll miss the bus. Let's move. 553 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,541 [puppies barking] 554 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,583 -[Rohan] Christie! -[Ritu] Timmy! 555 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:54,125 Christie. Come here, cutie. 556 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,458 [Ritu] I'll give you a bath when I am back from school. 557 00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:59,250 Hey, this should be more than enough. Look at that! 558 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,458 [kids chattering] 559 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:05,750 -Guptaji. Taneja Sahab. Good morning. -These dogs will settle down here again. 560 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,541 Didn't I tell you not to play with them? 561 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,625 -Who's important, Dadaji or the dogs? -Dogs. 562 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,000 Because they don't scold us like Dadaji. 563 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,416 Shh! Hey! 564 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,166 -Your kids are extremely rude! -Come on. 565 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:19,125 If they are so fond of dogs, why don't you take these puppies home? 566 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,916 But that's not fair at all. 567 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,041 I mean, they are residents of this colony. Just like all of you. 568 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,500 Let them live in peace. 569 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,333 Come on, Mishraji, are you calling us dogs or what? 570 00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:32,416 Taneja Sahab, who is calling you a dog? 571 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,833 Why would I call you a dog? You know? 572 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,750 These puppies grow and become a real nuisance to society. 573 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,500 Hey! Hey, fucker! Why are you standing around, blabbering? 574 00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:44,125 Did you wash my car? Didn't you see the bird poop all over it? 575 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:46,125 Fucker, my black car has turned white. 576 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:48,666 Is it my fault if birds shit on your car after I have washed it? 577 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,875 They sit on the line over the car and shit. 578 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,791 Should I go up there and shut their assholes? 579 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:56,541 In our country white is supposed to be a lot better than black. 580 00:30:57,125 --> 00:31:00,166 And you? I'm going to make sure I cut your pay this month. 581 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,666 How can you cut my pay? 582 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:05,416 Hey! Better not talk too much. This is Noida. You might disappear. 583 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:09,583 Don't threaten me, okay? People also disappear from Darbhanga. 584 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,833 Shut up. Get a cloth and wash the car properly. 585 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:14,291 -Come on! -Do something about the dogs. 586 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,916 They really mess up the place. 587 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,291 Rohan, Ritu, come here. Come here. 588 00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,583 Come here. Forget the dogs. Leave the dogs there. Come. 589 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,375 -[Rohan] Bye, Christie. -[Ritu] Bye, Timmy. 590 00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:26,458 Did you hear what Dadaji said? 591 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:29,333 From now on, those puppies are your responsibility. 592 00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,875 You will train them properly. Am I clear? 593 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,708 Now apologize to Dadaji. Right now! 594 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,750 -[both] Sorry Dadaji. -[gruffly] Okay! 595 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:41,791 Papa, you always side with everyone else. 596 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,916 You asked us to say sorry. 597 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,958 Beta, the thing is that, when there is a terrible storm, 598 00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:48,875 the trees that bend do not break. 599 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:49,958 [both] Huh? 600 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,833 -I mean, it's okay to say sorry. -[bus honks] 601 00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,916 Your bus is here. Come on. 602 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:05,166 [conductor] Come on kids! Come, come, come. Ah, very good. 603 00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:06,958 Come, sit. 604 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:09,875 [children chattering indistinctly] 605 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,916 Did you give the check for the fees, sir? Tomorrow is the last date. 606 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,791 Oh, I forgot. 607 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:20,250 Uh, soon, tomorrow will be done. 608 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,000 Okay, Beta. Uh, be good. 609 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:28,333 -Good students. Obedient always. -[bus honks] 610 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:31,000 -Happy anniversary. -Wow, you remembered. 611 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,500 Of course! What did Bhai Sahab get you? 612 00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,916 After all these years? Really? [scoffs] 613 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,125 Namaskar, Bhai Sahab. 614 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,500 Mrs. Goel, here is your anniversary cake. 615 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:51,666 -Rehana, here's your son's birthday cake. -Yes, yes. I'm all set. Wait a minute. 616 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:55,125 -[Ashoklata] Come on. Send it quickly. -Yes, sending. 617 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:58,375 The kids are always so eager to eat the cake you make. 618 00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:01,125 By the way, card party at your place tomorrow, right? 619 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:02,958 -Yeah. -Oh, lovely! 620 00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:06,000 -Can I also come, Bhabhiji? -Oh, namaste. 621 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,250 Namasteji! 622 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,083 Your cake always has a very different flavor. 623 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:11,750 -Thank you. -[man] So tasty! 624 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,333 I'm always licking my fingers. All ten. 625 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,083 Happy Anniversary, Bhai Sahab. 626 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,750 You've made it happy, Bhabhiji. 627 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,375 I look forward to my anniversary just to get a taste of your cake. 628 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:27,916 -[quirky music playing] -[chuckles] 629 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:33,333 -I'll take your leave, okay? -[Mrs. Goel] Okay. 630 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:35,000 -[awkwardly] See you. -Okay. 631 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,500 -Bye. -[Rehana] Even I need to go. 632 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:37,666 See you. 633 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,458 [scoffs] 634 00:33:41,416 --> 00:33:43,125 [children chattering indistinctly] 635 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,333 [bus stops] 636 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,583 [Rohan grunts] 637 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:10,125 Hey! What's wrong? Why are you hitting him? 638 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:13,375 It's my wish. Come on, give me your snack box! 639 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:16,791 He won't give it to you. It's for his friends and my friends. 640 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,083 I won't give it to you. 641 00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:24,416 -[Rohan] No, no, no. -[Ritu] Sachi, just leave Bhaiya's bag! 642 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,583 -[Sachi] Give it to me! -[Rohan] Let go. 643 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,708 [both straining, grunting] 644 00:34:28,791 --> 00:34:31,708 [Rohan] Let go of the bag. [Ritu] Just leave it. 645 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:32,833 [straining, grunting] 646 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:37,875 [children chattering indistinctly] 647 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,416 [muted dialog] 648 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,958 [somber music playing] 649 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:48,083 And listen. 650 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:51,083 I want a new ball tomorrow. I've lost mine. 651 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,250 And if you don't get it, I'll beat you up again. 652 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,041 [somber music continues] 653 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:03,125 [man] Bastard! He thinks he can hide from me, bloody scoundrel. 654 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:07,708 Go, go and tell him. I'll find him and hang him in public. 655 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,250 I'm going to blow up his balls. 656 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:14,166 What's the problem, Chaurasiya? It's the first time I'm seeing you so angry. 657 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,791 What do I tell you, Sahab? 658 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,833 That fucker borrowed money and won't return it. 659 00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:20,833 I need to send money to my mother. 660 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:24,875 Sahab, can you please give me three thousand? 661 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:27,208 It's an emergency. 662 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,041 I'll take you to the ATM. 663 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:37,000 But listen. 664 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,875 It's not a donation. It's a loan. 665 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,375 I'll definitely return it, Sahab. 666 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,875 I thought you'd say no to me. 667 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,541 How can I refuse you? 668 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:49,125 A mother should never be sad, no matter what. 669 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,125 Give me the paan. 670 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:52,208 -Let's go. -[Chaurasiya] Yeah. 671 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,916 -Kaalu! -[Kaalu] Yes? 672 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 -[Chaurasiya] Keep an eye. -[Kaalu] Sure. 673 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:59,000 -Hop on. You're good? -[Chaurasiya] Yes. 674 00:35:59,083 --> 00:35:59,916 Let's go. 675 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,666 [quirky music playing] 676 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,541 [man humming] 677 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:07,875 -[music continues] -[humming continues] 678 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,583 What are you doing? Look ahead and drive. 679 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:18,000 It's not like my hands have eyes. 680 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,708 [car door opens, closes] 681 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:28,416 [music continues] 682 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:33,208 [music stops] 683 00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,083 [indistinct chatter] 684 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,958 Varshney sir, good morning. 685 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,208 Oh, wow, Mishraji. Very impressive. 686 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:46,083 You always make it to work on time. 687 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:47,833 You are the ideal employee. 688 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:50,166 And people think no one works in government offices. 689 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,291 The guts! [chuckles] 690 00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:54,708 Anyway, Ansal will be coming. Take a look at his file, all right? 691 00:36:54,791 --> 00:36:55,916 -Hmm? -Okay. 692 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,916 Hey, Reetaji? 693 00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,458 -Reetaji! -Good morning, sir. 694 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:01,500 Good morning. 695 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,375 -What's this, Reetaji? -What? 696 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:06,375 You are my PA and I've noticed you reach office after me? 697 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,083 You got to leave home on time. 698 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:11,291 You'll be given a late mark today. 699 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:12,958 Sorry, sir. 700 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:15,625 -The department is very strict. -Sorry, sir. 701 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:18,041 -I'll be careful in the future. -You better be. 702 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:20,125 Good morning, Mishraji. 703 00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:25,666 [woman 1] Wow! This one is at flat 50. 704 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,458 -[woman 2] Really? -This is cheaper. 705 00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:29,833 -[woman 2] Wow! -[all three women] Morning, sir. 706 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,125 [indistinct chatter] 707 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,083 -[woman 2] Mishraji? -Yes? 708 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:36,541 You never wish us good morning or good evening. 709 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,458 Are you upset with us about something? 710 00:37:38,541 --> 00:37:40,000 Hey no. [chuckles awkwardly] 711 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:42,125 Good morning. [chuckles] 712 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,166 Shuklaji. Rehman Sahab. 713 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:49,000 Hey, Paaji hasn't come yet? 714 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:51,166 [exhales] 715 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,375 Mishraji, that loan you had applied for on your PF? 716 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:01,500 The check is here. 717 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,166 -[attendant] Mishraji, chai. -No. 718 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,958 Thank you, Lalithaji. I will deposit this during lunch break. 719 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:11,541 Mishraji, you feel shy around those ladies, right? 720 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,750 That’s why they tease you so much. 721 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,333 You never tease me, thankfully. 722 00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:17,583 You've opened up to me. 723 00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:19,666 If the government hadn't put us on the same team, 724 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,833 you would still be shy around me as well. 725 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,583 -Or maybe you don't see me as a lady. -Come on, Lalithaji. 726 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:28,333 Why would you say that? That's not true. [chuckles] 727 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:33,000 All right, I'm reviewing sector 35 to 40 right now. 728 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:36,083 I'll look at the ones after that. What have you got for lunch? 729 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,125 Mashed aubergines. [chuckles] 730 00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:40,833 And you? 731 00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:42,416 Potato-peas curry 732 00:38:42,916 --> 00:38:45,250 I'll eat mashed aubergines, you have the potato-peas curry. 733 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,250 Your wife's cooking is amazing. 734 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:49,916 [lively music playing] 735 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,666 Her food is really delicious. 736 00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,333 [music continues] 737 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,708 TEEKA RAM JAIN SWEETS AND NAMKEEN 738 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,916 -Come again. -[bell rings] 739 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:13,875 Hey, if you don't have change, pay later. 740 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,291 -[music continues] -[muted conversation] 741 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:21,333 [female customer] Jain Sahab, I only got four samosas last time. 742 00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:22,791 I had asked for five. 743 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:26,208 Then take two extra this time, Bhabhiji. Absolutely free. 744 00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:27,833 The customer must always be happy. 745 00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,458 My tauji from Dubai wants the best bhujia in Noida. 746 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,666 He only the wants the bhujia from here. 747 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:35,166 Half a kilo extra for you then. At a discount. 748 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,958 Let him enjoy it all the way to Dubai, 749 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,583 and tell him whenever he's here, he must give us feedback. 750 00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,416 Hey! 751 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,708 [music stops] 752 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,791 What did that poor little ant do to you? 753 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,916 Don't kill innocent creatures. 754 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:50,500 [music continues] 755 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,666 Namaskar, Bhai Sahab. 756 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:00,250 Namaskar, Bhabhiji. 757 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:02,666 Your ghevar is ready to go. 758 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,625 -Absolutely fresh. -Hmm. 759 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:07,750 Why don't you come inside and see for yourself, as it gets packed? 760 00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:08,833 Yes. 761 00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,041 [sinister music playing] 762 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:12,541 -Come on, hurry up. -Yes, Raja Bhai. 763 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,458 -Namaste, Jain Sahab. -Namaskar. 764 00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:16,458 [lively music resumes] 765 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:22,416 [Raja Bhai] Open the door. 766 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:29,208 [woman panting breathlessly] 767 00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:31,791 [woman exhales] 768 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:37,291 [helmet woman exhaling deeply] 769 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:40,666 [yelps] 770 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:44,041 What is this bitch giving you that I don't give you? Huh? 771 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,250 -[whimpering] -And you! 772 00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:50,875 Hey! You better not touch me, or else I will just… 773 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:54,791 Beat up your husband. It's not like I cheated on you. 774 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,083 [man] But you did cheat on me. 775 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,291 Where did you say you were going? Huh? 776 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,291 Going to see your friend or going to visit your mom? Huh? 777 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,875 What sort of mother is this? With a beard and mustache? 778 00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:11,458 Dhaincha found them. 779 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:13,541 Uh, bless you! 780 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,375 -You bloody cheat… -[woman whimpers] 781 00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,958 [helmet man's wife] Excellent. 782 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,791 -And you-- -I'll break your bones if you touch him. 783 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:23,666 -[helmet man whimpers] -Have some shame! 784 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:26,000 Now this is a real film! 785 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:28,250 It's filled with romance. 786 00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:32,166 There's action. And there's drama. 787 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:36,458 None of that bullshit that we saw at the movie theater yesterday. 788 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,000 [sobbing] 789 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,500 I have to go through all this shit because of you. 790 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,708 Here's the money! 791 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:47,708 Come on, count it. 792 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:50,125 [helmet woman's husband] You've destroyed my life. 793 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,750 Didn't I love you enough? Tell me? Huh? 794 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:58,458 Amma always treated you like her daughter. 795 00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:02,458 Bhabhiji, please rate our services. 796 00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:09,916 The thing is that, 797 00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:14,416 these food delivery people, cab service people, all ask for ratings. 798 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,625 That’s how they've become so successful. 799 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,916 We are also into client servicing, right? 800 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:25,750 -So please give us your feedback. -[slowly] Two, three, four… 801 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:33,208 We thrashed them well. A proper beating! 802 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:38,041 -Everything okay? -…ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen… 803 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:39,916 We maintained confidentiality. 804 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:44,458 …sixteen, seventeen. 805 00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:47,041 -That's 17. -Caught them red-handed. 806 00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:48,833 One, two, three… 807 00:42:48,916 --> 00:42:50,916 -four… -Shall I give five stars? 808 00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:59,541 …thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen… 809 00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:01,625 Come on. Let's go. 810 00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:04,416 -…ten, eleven, twelve… -Hey, Lappu. 811 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,791 Why can't you ever learn to count beyond 17? 812 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,208 Then why don't you count it, darling? 813 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,791 -Bastard, I'm your senior. -[scoffs] Hmm. 814 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,708 [Dhaincha] Are we clear? Count it! 815 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:17,250 Why are you staring at your lover now? Let's go! 816 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:21,250 If I find the two of you together again, I'll have you killed, okay? 817 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:23,625 -Come on, let's leave. -Bhabhiji… 818 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:27,208 [Lappu] …six, seven… 819 00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,083 That service is also available. 820 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:32,416 When the time comes, feel free to reach out to us. 821 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,500 [sinister music playing] 822 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:41,208 Agarwalji, what if one of your buyers sues you tomorrow? 823 00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:44,916 You know over quality, over safety, if the building collapses, by chance. 824 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,500 Why should you bear the loss? 825 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:49,458 I have a solid good policy for you. Here, take a look. 826 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,500 I agreed to meet you because you kept hounding me. 827 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:55,583 Hey! 828 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,000 What kind of policy is this? 829 00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:06,250 I will manage any buyer's case. 830 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:10,666 I have what it takes. 831 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:23,541 Should I show you another policy? You could insure your fingers? 832 00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,708 They help you pull the trigger, right? 833 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:29,708 Stop talking shit, bastard! Who the hell insures fingers, huh? 834 00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:32,875 Sir, I guarantee you that anything can be insured. 835 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,708 Jennifer Lopez's butt is insured. 836 00:44:34,791 --> 00:44:38,000 Maradona's legs were insured. And even Michael Jackson's voice? 837 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,333 -Why can't we insure your fingers? -Really? 838 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,583 -Yeah! -Do you play anything? 839 00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:44,708 Mm-hmm, of course I am a player! 840 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,916 Twice a week, I bang your bhabhi. 841 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,333 I also have two, three girlfriends. 842 00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:52,833 Hey, I'm not talking that kind of playing, sir. 843 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,375 Music related. 844 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:58,500 Any musical instrument? A flute, tabla? Dholak? 845 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,791 I can insure your fingers if you're a musician. 846 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:03,541 Look at my personality, man! Flute, tabla, dholak! 847 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:06,000 -Do I look like I play any of these? -Of course! 848 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,541 [upbeat piano music playing] 849 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,833 [camera shutter clicks] 850 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,541 [camera shutter clicks] 851 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:18,458 [music fades] 852 00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:23,833 [Shambhu] Shri Shri Tansen Agarwal, you are now a policyholder. Huh? 853 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:25,125 [both chuckling] 854 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,041 [indistinct chatter] 855 00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:30,750 [man] Listen, Mishraji! 856 00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:34,791 Take a look at the file. Hmm? 857 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:37,000 You give a little. And I'll give a little. 858 00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:40,458 That's all good but 859 00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:43,750 what do I give and what are you offering? Be more clear, Ansalji. 860 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:44,958 Right, Ansal Sahab? 861 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:46,916 I mean all I need you to do is… 862 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:51,000 sign my papers with this green pen. 863 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:53,750 That’s all I'm asking from you. Hmm? 864 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:58,000 And in return stacks of green paper, big ones. 865 00:45:58,083 --> 00:45:59,625 You're not a child, Mishraji. 866 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:01,500 You get what I'm saying, right? 867 00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:06,166 That's about it, Ansalji? 868 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:11,916 No, I mean, you can look the other way, you know? 869 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:14,416 [Ansal chuckles] 870 00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:18,666 A few extra floors are not going to make a damn difference to the skyline. Hmm? 871 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,125 Ignore that bit. 872 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,208 This pen is yours, right? Keep it. 873 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,750 Keep it. I have a lot of things to look into. 874 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,291 Hey, you misunderstood… 875 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,375 Mishraji, listen. Please listen to me. 876 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,833 [Ashoklata] You lost the ball and got hurt as well. 877 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:39,750 Who plays like this, Rohan? 878 00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:43,083 Now I have to spend money to buy another ball. 879 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:46,750 I also have to get a birthday gift for Rehana Aunty's son. And now this. 880 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:52,708 [Bindi chuckles] 881 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,958 Bhabhi, take this one. 882 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:00,666 Hmm. 883 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:04,041 -All right, pack those three for me. -[salesman] Okay. 884 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,541 [somber music playing] 885 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,083 [salesman] Didi, please come in. 886 00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:16,708 Fresh stock from Banaras! Just came in today. 887 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:19,375 Munni, tell Mummy to buy this one. 888 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:22,083 No, Papa buys saris from the other shop. 889 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:26,125 [salesman] Really? From which shop? 890 00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:28,958 [Ritu] From Sale Uncle's shop. 891 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:33,333 Papa buys saris for Mummy only from the sale, in different colors. 892 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,041 Papa likes Mummy very, very much. 893 00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:37,625 [salesman] Really? 894 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:43,541 Bhabhi. Here, Bhabhi. 895 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:45,250 I've packed all three. 896 00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:47,791 [somber music continues] 897 00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:56,500 -[Lappu] One, two, three, four, five, six… -Hello, Gaur Babu. 898 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:59,333 -Teeka Ram Jain speaking. -[Lappu] …eight, nine, ten… 899 00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:03,291 We beat up your man as much as we could. But he's just not giving in. 900 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:05,291 [sinister music playing] 901 00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:09,750 He's saying that he's planning to complain to the CEO of your company. 902 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:11,541 Tell me what to do next. 903 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:15,000 If he complains, they'll start an inquiry into the matter. 904 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:19,250 And the contract for construction will go to that Agarwal Builder. 905 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,791 He's connected with the HR team. 906 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:25,666 You deal with him. I can't get my hands dirty. 907 00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:30,083 -Please give us a five-star rating. -[Gaur] Yes, Raja Bhai. 908 00:48:30,166 --> 00:48:32,458 [Lappu] Three, four, five… 909 00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:35,041 -Deal with him. -[sinister music playing] 910 00:48:35,125 --> 00:48:37,000 -[cocks gun] -Use a knife, not a gun. 911 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:41,833 And cover his mouth. 912 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,916 -There are customers in the shop. -Hmm. 913 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 [Lappu continues counting] 914 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,583 [man grunts] 915 00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:54,666 [grunting continues] 916 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,458 Raja Bhai, I've counted it. It's all there. 917 00:48:58,541 --> 00:49:00,875 -[knife clinks] -[squelching sound] 918 00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:02,833 [sinister music playing] 919 00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:05,541 -[knife clinks again] -[man grunts loudly] 920 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:08,208 -[knife clinks again] -[squelching sound] 921 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,875 [light, consistent grunting] 922 00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:18,833 [Bollywood song playing over mobile] 923 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,250 -[song changes] -[grunting, breathing heavily] 924 00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:25,333 [grunting loudly, panting] 925 00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,791 [groans loudly] 926 00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:28,208 [groan echoes] 927 00:49:28,291 --> 00:49:29,708 [dog barks outside] 928 00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:34,875 [exhales deeply] 929 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,333 Hmm. 930 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:46,208 Cash would have been better than this, sir. 931 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:48,375 You really surprise me. 932 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:51,166 If I gave you cash, it would feel like you are a whore. 933 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,166 Listen, I really respect you a lot. 934 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:58,708 Then, next time, I want an iPhone. iPhone 7. 935 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:02,916 -I'm already giving you a promotion. -But I do my job, isn't it? 936 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,708 I'm asking for an iPhone in exchange for sex. 937 00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:07,791 Besides, it's for my brother, Guddu. 938 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,375 Come on, your brother Guddu is a real fucking asshole! 939 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,375 It's a deal. 940 00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:19,458 Fuck me seven times, and I'll get you one. 941 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:21,208 iPhone 7. 942 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,625 [Reeta] You are so naughty, sir! 943 00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:25,458 [man] Varshney Sahab, Namaste. 944 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,208 [suspenseful music playing] 945 00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,375 [Ansal] Society is not very different from the jungle. 946 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,916 In the food chain, the one on top eats the one at the bottom. 947 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,666 Just like you were eating her up. 948 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:45,875 Namasteji. 949 00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:48,875 Now, I'll eat you. 950 00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:53,125 Uh, did you see everything? 951 00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,083 No! 952 00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,791 I didn't see much, but I heard it. 953 00:50:57,375 --> 00:51:00,333 When you climaxed like a buffalo in the end. 954 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:04,750 Anyway, Varshney Sahab, given the state you were in, 955 00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:08,125 if anyone watched you, they won't get hard for a month. Hmm? 956 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,708 [Ansal chuckles] 957 00:51:10,541 --> 00:51:11,750 How did you get in here? 958 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,166 Good question. 959 00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:20,208 You paid the security guard downstairs so he wouldn't allow anyone to come up. 960 00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,250 I paid him to let me in, and he agreed. 961 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:23,875 He is a good man. 962 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:26,416 He took the money and did the job. 963 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:29,666 He's not a motherfucker like you, sir. 964 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:34,458 I went ahead and allotted a flat to your wife in my building for free 965 00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,750 and that junior of yours, Mishra, 966 00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:39,875 he thinks he can show me attitude? Huh? 967 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:44,041 Ansal Sahab, what do I do now? 968 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:45,541 You know… 969 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,125 [placating tone] Ansal Sahab… 970 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,791 You know what, he's handling your sector now. 971 00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:58,500 He's an honest man. 972 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,416 Your job will be done. You need to be patient. 973 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:06,125 The file needs a signature. His or yours, Varshney. 974 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:08,708 Otherwise, next week… 975 00:52:15,791 --> 00:52:18,750 you will take the place of this madam, and I will take yours. 976 00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:19,750 Same room also. 977 00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:23,500 And during office hours, I will make sure you get fucked up! 978 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:29,208 Come on, Ansal Sahab, what are you saying? [nervous chuckle] 979 00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:32,208 You know… this is… 980 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,958 I mean, I'll talk to Mishra myself. Okay? 981 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,208 Namaste. 982 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,458 -[tense music playing] -[footsteps receding] 983 00:52:47,666 --> 00:52:48,958 [Mishra breathes heavily] 984 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:52,583 But we did it last night. Now again? 985 00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:55,166 Tell me if you're not in the mood. 986 00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,291 No. 987 00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,083 -You're not? -No. [chuckles] 988 00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,833 -[mobile ringing] -[Mishra grunts] 989 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,875 -Hey, ignore it. Don't answer. -[mobile continues ringing] 990 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:08,250 Doesn't your office close at 5:30 every day? 991 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:10,791 -Two minutes. Two minutes. -[Ashoklata chuckles] 992 00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:16,625 [Varshney] Hello, Mishra? 993 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:20,125 I have seen Ansal's file. I didn't really find any issues with it. 994 00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:25,666 And even if there are any issues, deal with it during the construction, huh? 995 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,916 Sign it for now at least. 996 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,208 Give me this in writing, I'll sign the papers. 997 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,833 Everything cannot be given in writing, Mishra. 998 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:35,916 Huh? Look, these types of projects should not be stopped. 999 00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:39,250 Bloody make some money for emergencies, man. 1000 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:40,708 You'll regret this later. 1001 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:45,333 Yes, sir, but I'm just trying to run my department with some honesty. 1002 00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:48,458 Money is knocking at your door, and you are kicking it away. 1003 00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:52,375 -What kind of an idiot are you, fucker? -Sir, why are you abusing me? 1004 00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:55,291 You know what I'm going to… 1005 00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:58,291 I'm going to have you transferred to some really shitty place. 1006 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:02,625 -Would you like that? Tell me. -No, no. I don't want a transfer. 1007 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:04,875 My family is already settled here in Noida. 1008 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:09,583 And, sir, I mean, why… why should I be transferred? 1009 00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:12,666 It's not like I have done something wrong? 1010 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,500 It's not like you did anything right either! 1011 00:54:16,083 --> 00:54:17,000 Uh, forget it. 1012 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:20,291 Come to the office tomorrow. I'll speak to you then. 1013 00:54:20,916 --> 00:54:23,666 All right, sir. Good night. Huh. 1014 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:37,333 M-M-M-M Mummy, Mummy, Mummy. 1015 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:40,250 P-P-P-P Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa. 1016 00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:43,125 [all three chanting] Mmmmmm. 1017 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,083 -Listen. -Hmm? 1018 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:49,166 -[nervously] Come for a minute. -What happened? 1019 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:50,083 Come. 1020 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:53,083 You keep going. Don't stop. Mummy, Mummy, Mummy… 1021 00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:55,000 -What happened? -Just watch the news. 1022 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,416 [kids continue chanting] 1023 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:01,791 [reporter on TV] A massive scam rocks Noida's Vaibhavlakshmi Bank. 1024 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,958 All bank accounts have been frozen. 1025 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:07,291 Most of the government employees have accounts in this bank. 1026 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,416 Your salary account is in this bank, right? 1027 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:12,250 [woman on TV] Customers are worried about losing their money 1028 00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:15,458 [reporter on TV] We've just received a breaking news. 1029 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:18,875 Vaibhavlakshmi Bank is embroiled in a massive scam. 1030 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:20,625 The RBI has frozen all withdrawals. 1031 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,833 Account holders can withdraw only 5,000 rupees per month. 1032 00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:25,083 [woman] Vaibhavlakshmi… 1033 00:55:25,166 --> 00:55:27,708 The PF money, did you withdraw it yesterday? 1034 00:55:27,791 --> 00:55:29,375 [news report continues] 1035 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:32,333 [voice trembling] I deposited it into this account. 1036 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,083 [tense music playing] 1037 00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:46,958 [music intensifies] 1038 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:51,958 [music fades] 1039 00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:58,833 That's our money and they won't allow us to touch it? 1040 00:55:58,916 --> 00:56:01,208 You better arrange for the money. If you don't pay up, 1041 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,416 your family will have to. 1042 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,208 Such situations cause lot of suicides, Bhai Sahab. 1043 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:07,041 If you can help us with some money… 1044 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,875 I will not be able to help you at all. 1045 00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:12,958 You know, Mishra is just a surname. His name is chuggad. [echoes] 1046 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:14,958 I won't come back till I find a solution. 1047 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:16,791 [tense music playing] 1048 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,166 [suspenseful music playing] 1049 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:22,833 -CA Topper. -[grunts] 1050 00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:25,416 [exhales] Ooh! 1051 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,333 -CA Topper. -[wails in pleasure] 1052 00:56:27,416 --> 00:56:28,791 [fast-paced music playing] 1053 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:32,000 I know everything. What the fuck is going on? 1054 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,291 Male prostitute? 1055 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,541 -Mishraji? -Yes. 1056 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,375 Isn't that also illegal, Sudhaji? 1057 00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:42,833 We fell in love with each other, right? We haven't committed any crime. 1058 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:45,625 Don't spare that motherfucker at any cost. 1059 00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:47,541 [Gaur screams] 1060 00:56:47,625 --> 00:56:49,666 [Dhaincha] I will not spare him, Raja Bhai. 1061 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,750 [gun cocks] 1062 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,416 [thunder rumbling] 1063 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,250 [fast-paced music] 1064 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,416 [all grunting] 1065 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,375 -Hey, limper. You wanna race? -[grunts] 1066 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:02,416 [strains] 1067 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:04,083 [screams] Ah, ah! 1068 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,916 [screams] Ah, ah, ah! 1069 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,375 No CCTV. Get out of here! Out! Get out! 1070 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:10,416 [resounding slap, echoes] 1071 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:13,583 [echoes] I'm not a chuggad anymore. 1072 00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:14,583 [echoes continue] 1073 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,541 [Mishra] I feel I've just got my wings. 1074 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:20,250 I want to fly high. I don't think I'll be able to stop now.