1 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:12,000 PRATAH: DARSHAN - BANK ACCOUNTS SEALED IN VAIBHAVLAKSHMI BANK 2 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,916 I said, step back! 3 00:00:22,541 --> 00:00:23,791 Hey! Just stop! 4 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:25,916 -Fifteen years ago… -This right now… 5 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:31,458 Please move behind. 6 00:00:31,541 --> 00:00:32,916 Just wait. Be patient. 7 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:35,083 Move back. 8 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:37,416 I want to meet the manager. 9 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:43,750 All of you are holding lathis and guns as if… Do you think we are criminals now? 10 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,000 Have patience, sir. 11 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:46,333 Be patient. 12 00:00:46,416 --> 00:00:48,916 Ask the manager to come out. Or else we'll take the ATM with us. 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,208 -Please wait… -Absolutely right. 14 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:53,333 If the manager doesn't come out now, let's take the ATM with us! 15 00:00:53,416 --> 00:00:55,500 What are you talking about? 16 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:58,125 Just a minute. Don't create a law-and-order situation. 17 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,416 I'll have to call the police. 18 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,000 How can you shut the bank? 19 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,625 I did not decide to shut the bank. 20 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,791 If someone took a loan and defaulted, what am I to do? 21 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,458 What is he saying? 22 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:10,041 Take the matter to the court, fight! There's nothing I can do. I'm sorry. 23 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:13,166 -Manager sahab! -What're you saying, Manager? 24 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,125 Let's take the ATM machine! 25 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,958 Go back! Move back! 26 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:19,291 Stop it, stop it! 27 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,791 What's the point of taking the machine? Let me talk to Manager. 28 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,958 Please listen to me, Manager sahab. 29 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:27,708 Manager, all my life's savings are in this bank. 30 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:31,125 All of what I have earned honestly. And it's all in your bank. 31 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,708 I'll be completely ruined. Ma… 32 00:01:32,791 --> 00:01:36,166 Manager sahab, please do something. You have to do something please. 33 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:38,166 I can't do anything about it. 34 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,208 Manager sahab! 35 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:42,916 Leave! Leave! Move, I said. 36 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,250 Move, I said! Move! 37 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:49,750 Move! 38 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:51,916 Ah! 39 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:55,166 Ah! Ah! 40 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,916 Uh! 41 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:09,083 Ah! 42 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:13,875 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 43 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:18,333 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 44 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:21,250 ♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪ 45 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:24,041 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 46 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:27,125 ♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪ 47 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:30,083 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 48 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,875 ♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪ 49 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:36,000 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 50 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:40,291 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 51 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,875 What's the matter, Mishraji? 52 00:02:48,666 --> 00:02:49,958 You're late today? 53 00:02:50,916 --> 00:02:53,208 Did you go to the bank first thing in the morning? Hmm? 54 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,791 Sir, everything has been frozen now. 55 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,708 All this has happened because of corruption. 56 00:02:58,791 --> 00:03:02,541 Yes, corruption, man. A very bad thing. Bloody corruption! 57 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,583 But had you been corrupt, you would have cash today. 58 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:09,458 Hmm? Cash in hand! 59 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:12,500 CA topper and all. I'm sure you understand. 60 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:16,208 Sir, but I earned that money through a lot of hard work and integrity. 61 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:17,625 Exactly! 62 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:20,750 That's why hard work and integrity isn't the number one choice! 63 00:03:21,916 --> 00:03:25,916 The man who makes sure he has an umbrella before the monsoon season 64 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,708 doesn't get drenched in the rain. 65 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,666 You understand what I'm saying? Hmm? 66 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,875 Am I saying the wrong thing? Huh, Mishra? 67 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,958 -Am I not right? -Yes. 68 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,208 Where are you going? 69 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:46,166 Well, now that you're late, your salary will be deducted for half a day. 70 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:49,416 -Sir? -It's out of my hands. It's the rule. 71 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,916 I must also show that I am quite an honest man. 72 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,583 I expect you of all people to appreciate it, huh? 73 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:01,291 Hmm? 74 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,875 What are you looking at? Okay, get to work. Go, go. 75 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,125 What did he say? Will the company do something? 76 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:16,333 Department, appeal, court case, signature campaign, anything? 77 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:19,583 Lalitaji, I… I didn't ask him anything. 78 00:04:22,666 --> 00:04:24,083 Just look at these people. 79 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,583 Who is going to appeal? 80 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,458 Who will stand up with me in court if we file a case? 81 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:36,625 Lalitaji, none of these people need this. 82 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:41,750 Everybody has smartly arranged for an umbrella. 83 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,208 -Thank you, sir. -Hey, wait, before you go. 84 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,041 Close your eyes. 85 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:04,583 Put your hand out. 86 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,833 Open. 87 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:12,000 Why are you acting so cheap? 88 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:14,500 I'd asked you for an iPhone 7, not its cover. 89 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,833 But you will also need a cover for the iPhone 7, right? 90 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:23,500 So I saved you the trouble and got the cover first. 91 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:26,291 The iPhone 7 is also on its way. 92 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:29,541 That's what I was wondering. We haven't even done it seven times. 93 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:32,166 Why would you gift it to me before that? Can I go? 94 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,250 My! My! Stay for some time. Hey, wait. 95 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:39,041 Yes, yes, yes, yes! I'm coming. 96 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:41,333 I'm leaving right now. 97 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:42,750 Yes, coming. 98 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,416 Mishraji, all okay? 99 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,875 It was a call from school. My children have created some trouble. 100 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:52,166 Uh, you go ahead. Give me all your files. I'll manage them. 101 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:54,958 Go ahead, please go. 102 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,250 Ma'am, their father is here. 103 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:04,125 Namaste, ma'am. 104 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:21,833 Hey! 105 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:26,875 That's why I told you, "Please don't call Papa." 106 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:29,666 He always faints when he sees blood. 107 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:44,625 Bhai Sahab, you turned out to be quite fainthearted. 108 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:47,291 Will you be able to discipline your children? 109 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,375 Your daughter bit my son's ear till it bled. 110 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,125 What if he'd gone deaf? 111 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:54,083 Bhai Sahab? 112 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:57,291 He's overreacting, isn't it? Right? 113 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,500 Uh, ma'am, but, uh, 114 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,458 my children's uniforms are also dirty, am I right? 115 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:07,000 Something must have surely happened between the children, right? 116 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:10,500 -I'm sure both are responsible. -Stop favoring your children, Mr. Mishra. 117 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:12,708 The fault is theirs. 118 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:16,375 This is a very good school and a reputed one! 119 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,500 Yes, Madam Principal. 120 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:21,625 Heard? What Madam Principal said? 121 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,750 Reputation is everything. 122 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,666 -But, Papa-- -Beta! 123 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:32,750 Beta, Papa is very stressed out. 124 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,375 Don't stress him out more. Okay? 125 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:38,375 Say you're sorry. Okay? 126 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:44,958 Come on, both of you, come on, say sorry. 127 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,166 No, just say sorry. 128 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,750 I'm asking you to say it right now! 129 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,458 Sorry. 130 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:53,583 Rohan? 131 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:56,958 Rohan. 132 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,208 Sorry. 133 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:06,666 Okay, they said sorry. So now the matter is resolved, right? 134 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,625 Matter is not resolved, Mr. Mishra. 135 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:12,958 I'm imposing a fine on both the children, 50 percent of their school fees. 136 00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:17,916 Ma'am, ma'am, 50 percent is too much, ma'am. 137 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,000 I don't have that much-- 138 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,583 By the way, you haven't paid the school fees either. 139 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,166 Today is the last day. 140 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,208 Or you'll be fined on that also. 141 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,875 Please pay the fees and the fine by tomorrow. 142 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:30,791 Understood? 143 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,375 Papa, you made us say sorry again this time. 144 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,666 Why don't you ever take our side? 145 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,666 You're not a strong papa at all. 146 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,166 Sandy beats up Bhaiya every day. 147 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,125 Don't forget to pay the fees tomorrow. 148 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:55,916 Or else Sandy and his friends will bully us and beat us up again. 149 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,333 Go. Go to your class. 150 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:11,416 The policy I gave you last time was a different one. 151 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,125 I've issued new policies for everyone in the colony. 152 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,750 You're the only one who has this policy. 153 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,625 -Hello. -Ashoklata. 154 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:26,666 Yes, were you able to arrange for it? Any update yet? 155 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:31,166 -No, nothing. -Are you out of office right now? 156 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:35,166 -I came to the school. -School? Why? Are the kids all right? 157 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,708 Well, I had to sort out their fees and all. 158 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:40,708 By the way, Amma-Bauji had called. 159 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:42,625 I need to arrange for the money by this evening. 160 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:46,625 How will we do it? 161 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:48,916 I really don't know, Ashoklata. 162 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,083 That's our money in the bank and they won't allow us to touch any of it? 163 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,583 You're losing at cards. You need coverage for this. 164 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:59,333 Okay, listen, actually, Shambhu has come over to our place. 165 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:01,250 Shall I ask him to lend us some money? 166 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,875 Think about what you're saying. 167 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:07,083 A jija looks after his saala. You want me to accept charity from him? 168 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:10,583 I'll figure out something. You stop worrying about it. 169 00:10:10,666 --> 00:10:11,666 We'll manage somehow. 170 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:19,083 THE CONSTRUCTION WORK HAS STARTED, SON. SEND THE MONEY. 171 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:26,416 It's not an expensive premium. 13,277 only! 172 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,041 And here is my move. 173 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:32,458 Rehana Appa, renew your policy now and secure your own future. 174 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:36,083 I'll come over for Eid, I will eat sevaiyan and bring you a gift. 175 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,833 -Saudi Arabian riyals are coming in? -Yes. 176 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:40,541 -Am I right? -Right. 177 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:43,375 I'm booking a policy for both. Give the cash to Jiji. 178 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,708 Okay. 179 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:48,958 Better finish your juice. Drink it. 180 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,708 Ashoklata, how much are you planning for your next move? 181 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,333 I have as much at stake as you do. 182 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,583 No matter what happens, I have to win today. 183 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:02,875 Jiji, I'm leaving my bag here right now. 184 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,083 It's not safe to carry it around with all this cash. 185 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,416 I'll pick it up tomorrow. 186 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,125 Keep playing! I'm done for now. 187 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,250 Play your best, bhabhiji, Appa! 188 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,208 Yes. Yes. 189 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:23,958 Tribhuvan! Oh, Tribhuvan! We're completely ruined! 190 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,000 We have lost our respect, Beta! 191 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:32,583 Our home is totally destroyed. Beta Tribhuvan! 192 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:35,833 Get out from here! 193 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:44,958 If you can't afford the fees, why did you choose such a good school? 194 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,500 Papa. 195 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,833 Sahab, rope! 196 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,833 Hey! A rope. Why are you giving me a rope? 197 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,500 It's a skipping rope, sahab! 198 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,916 Uh, sahab, what's wrong? 199 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,541 Ropes for sale! 200 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,458 Ropes for sale! 201 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:46,291 Ah! 202 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,958 I'm going to break your balls! 203 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,375 Stop, bastard! Stop! 204 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:53,375 Stop, fucking rat! Motherfucker. 205 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,458 Hey! 206 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,833 Want me to become Milkha? 207 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,083 Motherfucker! Stop! 208 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:18,583 What was the point of running that marathon? We followed him in a car. 209 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,541 Come on, just sit. 210 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,833 Hey, sit in the car! 211 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:24,708 You're acting too smart, huh? 212 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:28,833 We're not supposed to shoot him, Lappu. We have to recover the ransom money. 213 00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:31,458 It's a contract to capture. Not to kill. 214 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,958 I was only scaring him, Raja Bhai. 215 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,041 Sit, fucker! 216 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:38,250 Hey, fire a shot, Lappu, or this fucker won't get in line. 217 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,375 Come on. 218 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:42,375 Should I fire? 219 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,666 Fucker! 220 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:48,875 Hey, this man is our captive. 221 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,333 -My foot! He belongs to you, motherfucker? -Hey, motherfucker! 222 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,541 Get in the car! 223 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:58,166 Motherfucker! 224 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:02,000 I will open fire and shoot your balls off. 225 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,666 Bloody fucker! 226 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,583 What the fuck is this confusion? 227 00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:10,791 How dare you fire at Raja Bhai, motherfucker! 228 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,458 -Hello. -Yes, Raja Bhai. 229 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:21,166 How could you give one contract to two different people? 230 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,666 Raja Bhai, actually, there was some confusion. 231 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,708 I gave the contract to you, and my wife called Ehsaan Bhai for the job. 232 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,083 What is this bullshit? 233 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:32,000 Isn't there any kind of coordination, between husband and wife? 234 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,875 Wait a minute, adding you to a conference call. 235 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:40,666 -Yes, what is it? -Ehsaan Qureshi is also on the line. 236 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,291 -Tell us, whose contract is this? -Speak up. Whose contract is this? 237 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,166 This place has become a battlefield! 238 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:54,083 Bastard, if Raja Bhai gets one scratch, I'll fucking bury all of you right here! 239 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,666 In the heat of this argument, don't let the truth come out 240 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,125 that we have given the tip. He's our Mausi's brother-in-law. 241 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,208 We followed this man in our SUV because of you, you understand? 242 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:05,291 -We've burned diesel for you. -Oh, really? What do you think? 243 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,583 Our SUVs run on piss? Yeah? Fucker! 244 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,416 We have also burned diesel! And this man belongs to us! 245 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:11,791 Let me speak. 246 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,125 You both give it your best shot. Whoever catches him first wins. 247 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,041 Don't let him get away! 248 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,708 Whoever catches him gets the contract. 249 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,041 -Catch him alive! -Come on! 250 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,000 We'll get him, bastard! 251 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,041 Hey! I'll shoot you! 252 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,916 -Stop, motherfucker, stop! -You wait right there. 253 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,708 -Stop -Eh, eh! 254 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:36,250 Hey, cripple, you wanna race with me? Come on, cripple. 255 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,375 Come on, cripple. let's race. I'll slow down my pace. Come on. 256 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:45,708 Motherfucker! How dare you call Lappu a cripple? 257 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,125 We won't forget this, Jain sahab. 258 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,916 You think you can steal my client from under my nose? 259 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,666 We won this contract Ehsaan Miyaan. Get over it. 260 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,083 Hmm. 261 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,291 Call my friend a cripple now? Hmm? 262 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,541 Go on. 263 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,666 Okay then, Ehsaan sahab. 264 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,333 After all, there can be only one king who will rule Noida. 265 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,166 Come on, let's go. 266 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,958 Come on! 267 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,333 Welcome, Mishraji. 268 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:55,791 Welcome. 269 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,541 Have a seat. 270 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,500 Count the cash. 271 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:08,416 -Hey! -What's the matter? Don't be afraid. 272 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,666 Here, no one will steal it. Huh? 273 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,208 It's 20 lakhs. Please count it. 274 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:28,500 I need four and a half, that's all. I don't need more. 275 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,458 Mishraji, you are a really simple guy. 276 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,166 -What do they say? -Chugad. 277 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,250 Chugad is the word. 278 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,125 Come on, it's not any kind of help. 279 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,666 It's a deal. You should keep all the cash. 280 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:52,250 And of course, I will need your autograph right here. 281 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,541 You know, the rate is 20 lakh, sir! 282 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,083 I don’t need a rupee over four and a half lakhs, okay? 283 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,083 I don't want this. 284 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,208 And this file of yours, bring it to the office. 285 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,916 I will make sure it's stamped. I'll make sure it's signed. 286 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,958 And there will not be any audit. 287 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,791 -But you have to be careful. -Hmm. 288 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:15,041 You know, that no one in the office finds out about this. 289 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:23,916 In our country, the middle class is quite strange. 290 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,041 If you are honest, they call you an idiot, 291 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,083 and if you are dishonest, a crook. 292 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,416 Four and a half. 293 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,166 Okay? Is this all right? 294 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,458 Huh? 295 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,708 Take this, your bill. 296 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,250 15,000? 297 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,958 It is just a plaster, bhai, or a new leg? 298 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,333 I had asked you about insurance. 299 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,750 If he had it, all this would have been free. 300 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,333 Wouldn't have to pay a rupee. 301 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,541 Hey! 302 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,458 Couldn't you be a little careful? Your stupidity cost me 15,000! 303 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,375 Agarwal Builder might have a good way out of this. 304 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:36,625 Want to talk to him? 305 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:40,416 Call him, Asthana. 306 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,750 Are you gonna keep counting the money? Stop it now. 307 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,625 Let me count it. 308 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,916 I was worried all day about how we were going to manage all this. 309 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:06,333 I still can't believe it. 310 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,625 Thank God your office gave you cash in advance. 311 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,791 And we could get out of this mess. 312 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,875 I've also sent money to Amma and Bauji today. 313 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:40,041 We don't know how many will pay the price of this corruption. 314 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,958 I will need your autograph right here. 315 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:46,833 Around 100 to 150 families were residing here. They all… 316 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,166 Are you taking a bribe for the first time? 317 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,291 A few extra floors are not going to make a damn difference to the skyline. 318 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,791 …and the building finally collapsed. 319 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,375 How did the files get approved without quality checks or any audit? 320 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:03,166 Mr. Tribhuvan's name has also been mentioned. 321 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,000 The site of the tragic deaths of several families. 322 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,041 Ashoklata? 323 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,458 Ashoklata! 324 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,333 Rohan! Ritu! 325 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,416 What's the matter? Why are you so worried? 326 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,333 I just left them in the school bus. 327 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:24,916 Handed over both, the fees as well as the fine to a teacher on the bus. 328 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:25,916 It was cash, right? 329 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,916 -You paid it already? -Yeah, I paid it. 330 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,083 Now let me see what the principal has to say. 331 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,208 Why did you wake up so late today? 332 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,583 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah. 333 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:38,416 -Can you make me some chai? -Yeah, I'll get some. 334 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:53,208 Papa, uh, I wanted to check if you got the money? 335 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,875 Yes, I received the money last night. 336 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:59,333 I have paid the advance this morning. And the work has also started. 337 00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,666 You don’t worry about it. 338 00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,208 -Papa, you paid all the money to them? -Yes. 339 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,791 But I have 10,000 in case there's an emergency. 340 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,708 Your mother would like to speak to you. 341 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,041 -She's very happy. -No, Papa, listen to me. 342 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:14,291 I'm running late for work. Tell her I'll call her in the evening. 343 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,500 -Okay, Beta. -Okay. 344 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:33,083 You won't be able to sign it, meaning? 345 00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:36,333 I… I can’t do it. 346 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,666 What if the building collapses? 347 00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,708 So many people will die. 348 00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:43,458 I cannot bear the responsibility of all those deaths. 349 00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:45,708 I cannot do this. 350 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:49,166 I hope you understand. 351 00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:53,500 -What about my money? -So… 352 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,250 Actually, I spent the money. 353 00:22:58,583 --> 00:22:59,875 Great, Mishraji! 354 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:04,583 Mishraji, do you know that society thrives on honest people like you, okay? 355 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,666 You are the pillars of society. 356 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:10,166 Support! 357 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:15,125 If people like you are not there, whether a building crumbles or not, 358 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,958 the society definitely will. 359 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,333 Fantastic! 360 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:33,125 Where was your fucking honesty when you took the money? 361 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:36,416 -I'm some an idiot or what? -No, wait. 362 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,416 Why are you abusing me? That's not right. 363 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:41,708 Sorry. 364 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,500 I got a little carried away. 365 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,125 Let's try another way to tell you this. 366 00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,750 Look underneath. Under the table! 367 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,666 You understand under the table now? 368 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:58,125 Come on, look down. Here! 369 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,916 This is my big, black weapon! 370 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,208 I fuck everyone with this. 371 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:16,625 -Do you want a closer look? -No, no. 372 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,333 I mean, why should I look at it? 373 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:24,125 And you… Like this, in front of everyone in public? 374 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,333 Why? I'm not scared of anyone. 375 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:29,833 -Everyone here has seen it. -Huh? 376 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,000 Ansal sahab, this is a gun. 377 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:42,583 Mishraji, I will get the signature I need. From your boss Varshney. 378 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,500 I'll threaten the fucker. 379 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:47,750 But I want all my money back. 380 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:51,875 If you don't pay up, then your family will have to. 381 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,666 I know you live in MIG. 382 00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:01,500 Your wife is a homemaker. You have two kids. 383 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,166 A little boy and a little girl. 384 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:07,000 They leave for school at 8:30 in the morning by bus. A yellow bus. 385 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:10,625 Am I right? Right, isn't it? 386 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,583 Ansal sahab, please don't hurt my family. 387 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,500 I… I will… I'll… 388 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,375 I'll return the four and a half lakhs to you-- 389 00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:23,166 Hey, not four and a half lakhs, Mishraji! 390 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,791 You forgot about interest. 391 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:27,875 Five percent every month. 392 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,166 Hmm? 393 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:42,875 I… I… I will pay. Just don't do anything to my family. 394 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:52,791 Practicing Dhanur Asana relaxes the mind, and you don't feel any anger. 395 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:55,500 You must practice this asana at home also. 396 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:58,083 Abdul Bhai, I mean you especially. 397 00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:03,083 I can't control my anger. 398 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,375 I've been coming to your class for so long. 399 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,125 Every little thing makes me want to shoot somebody. 400 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,000 You gave us all wrong information, Madam. 401 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,750 Abdul Bhai, I'll give you a full refund if you want. 402 00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:22,166 It's not about the money, madam. I have a whole lot of money, cash. 403 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,333 In fact, if you want some, take it and open a yoga center. 404 00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:31,041 All I want is to transform myself. 405 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:33,000 That will happen, Abdul Bhai. 406 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:35,625 Do one thing, take all your money back, but 407 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:37,375 keep coming for the yoga classes. 408 00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:38,625 Okay? 409 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,375 Namaste, bhabhi. How are you? What can I do for you today? 410 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:00,500 WAYS TO WOO YOUR HUSBAND 411 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,416 -Will this suit me? -Hmm. 412 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,708 It will look great, bhabhi. 413 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,333 -Yeah? -Hmm. 414 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:10,666 All right. Do it. 415 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,583 You know, bhabhi, 416 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:16,333 it really doesn’t matter what hairstyle you do, 417 00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,750 you always look amazing. 418 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,833 That's why Bhai Sahab is so smitten by your beauty. 419 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,041 I'm sure he's crazy about you. 420 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:27,208 Am I right about that? 421 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,125 You agree with me that Shahrukh Khan 422 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:35,791 will always be the greatest king of romance, right? 423 00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:39,125 Bastard! You had so much action today. 424 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:42,375 Tell me, who is the biggest action star of all time? 425 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:47,166 Sallu Bhai! 426 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,541 What happened, huh? 427 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,541 Let me explain it to you. 428 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:59,041 Look, Shahrukh Khan is a romantic star. 429 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:01,666 But where did it begin? With action. 430 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:03,833 Darr, Baazigar. 431 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,791 And Sallu Bhai, he's an action star. 432 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:10,875 But where did it begin? With romance. 433 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:12,916 Maine Pyar Kiya, 434 00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:14,833 Sanam Bewafa. 435 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:17,208 What's your point, fucker? 436 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,875 The point I'm trying to make, bhaiya, 437 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:22,416 is that these people changed their style completely 438 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,166 and became a hit in the long run. 439 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:29,250 Who knows, if you change your style and let me go, 440 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,625 then you can also become a hit. 441 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,708 We don't need to become a hit. 442 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:39,500 Because the reality is that we are all hitmen from the beginning. 443 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,291 Dhaincha! 444 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:48,625 14, 15, 16, 17! 445 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,875 One, two, 446 00:28:57,041 --> 00:28:59,291 three, four, 447 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,166 five, 448 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,500 six… 449 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:05,875 Mausi was really worried about you, Chachaji. 450 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:08,208 So we told her we'll bring the money ourselves. 451 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,583 We promised we would bring you back no matter what. 452 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,666 You take Chachaji back with you. 453 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,041 I will send Bhaiya home after we finish counting. 454 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:21,250 Sure, namaste. Let's go, Chachaji? 455 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,416 Is your mausaji a beggar or something? 456 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:31,208 Who sends so much of change to pay a ransom? 457 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,833 What a waste of our time! 458 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:34,458 Give it to me. 459 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,416 Here take this. Your 25,000 rupees. 460 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,375 You gave us a tip. This is your commission. 461 00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:43,708 How long will you take to count the money? 462 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:46,250 Seventeen. Done, Raja Bhai. It's all there. 463 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,291 Do give us a five-star rating. 464 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,916 He had to count every single coin of yours. What a waste of time. 465 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:57,041 Definitely, Raja Bhai, I'll leave now. 466 00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:57,958 Namaste. 467 00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,416 We better find a solution to this problem somehow! 468 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,333 Do you know how to use a gun? 469 00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:31,625 I'm… an… expert… Just say the word. 470 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:33,500 One shot… and the man will be finished! 471 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,541 What kind of a name is Pinky? 472 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:39,583 I… use to… eat paan from the age… of five, I would spit it… 473 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:41,250 -Paan-- -Just shut up! 474 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:44,541 Is this the way to talk to somebody? 475 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,416 Go, spit it out right now. 476 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,125 Hey, over there! 477 00:30:57,541 --> 00:30:59,833 I hired this new guy to work for us. 478 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,375 I thought I would introduce him to all of you. 479 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:11,791 Can you count beyond 17 or not? 480 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,000 Yes, of course. 481 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,916 Buddy, at least speak properly now. 482 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,916 I've been chewing paan and ghutka from the time I was a kid. 483 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,041 That's why I'm so used to speaking like this now. 484 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:27,458 Don't worry, guns and knives are not going to kill you. 485 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:29,791 Cancer will only get you, fucker! 486 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,416 You need to understand I'm a daring guy. 487 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,791 How do we understand if this is how you're going to speak to us? 488 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,583 I'll be able to understand him, Raja Bhai. My father was exactly like this. 489 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,416 Always mumbling and humming all the time! 490 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,125 I've been listening to him since childhood. 491 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,791 That’s it! Just think of me as his father. 492 00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,041 What the hell! 493 00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,166 What's this? 494 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,708 Why do you have a bird's nest on your head? 495 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,625 -I just wanted to try something new. -I've already explained to you, 40 plus? 496 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,625 Did you forget? Huh? 497 00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:18,791 Please do not step out with me in this crazy hairstyle. 498 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:21,833 Damn it, everybody will be laughing at me because of you. 499 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,875 Fine, we won't go out together. 500 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:36,166 Come on, the introduction is over. Let's go. 501 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,166 -Why do you walk like this, man? -Dhaincha! 502 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,333 It's, uh, a little too soon 503 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:56,125 to share the secret recipe of our bhujiya with this Pinky, okay? 504 00:32:57,625 --> 00:33:00,458 Only you and your bhabhi know the recipe, you understand? 505 00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:01,791 Yes, Raja Bhai. 506 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:03,500 Uh… 507 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:09,250 That thing you said to Bhabhi made Bhabhi very sad. 508 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:11,125 Should I not have said it? 509 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:14,125 Did you not see what she had turned herself into? 510 00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,000 It's just the way she looked. 511 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:18,625 Like a joker! 512 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,708 Bhaiya Dhaincha, please don't ever get married, okay? 513 00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:25,041 It's very complicated. 514 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:28,541 No, Raja Bhai. I'm not going to get married. 515 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:31,125 Look at the population of this country. 516 00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:35,083 To keep the population in control, Salman Bhai is still single. 517 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:40,375 If Bhai can make such a big sacrifice for our country, then why can't I do it? 518 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:44,166 Yeah, you and Salman Khan are at the same level, right, bastard? 519 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:45,958 Go. 520 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:50,375 Bhabhi, may I come in? 521 00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:52,208 Yeah. 522 00:33:57,166 --> 00:34:00,958 So, Bhabhi, I was, uh… 523 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,375 I mean, I just came here to tell you that 524 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:08,708 between any husband and wife, there are always ups and downs, 525 00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:11,208 but, you know, the family must stay together. 526 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:15,083 If you forget about what happened, then things will get all right. 527 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,666 Raja Bhai is a good person at heart. 528 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,291 Of course I know that. 529 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,875 I'm not upset at all. 530 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,708 -He's growing bald, right? -Hey! 531 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,500 He felt jealous of my bird's nest. 532 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,458 What are you saying, Bhabhi? 533 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:35,000 Seriously, I'm not upset at all. 534 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,458 -You can go. -Sure. 535 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:08,375 Dishkyaon! Dishkyaon! 536 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:13,333 Jijaji, thanks for the dinner invitation, but what are we celebrating? 537 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:16,166 -I mean, at least let me congratulate you. -No, no. 538 00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,583 There's no reason. What's the big deal? 539 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,833 So how is your insurance work going? 540 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,833 You didn't have to spend so much money on the kids. 541 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:28,625 Hey, I don't mind spending, Jijaji. 542 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,416 -Policy sales have been good. -Hmm? 543 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:34,041 I even insured the fingers of a client, a powerful guy, uses guns for work. 544 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,291 His fingers are important. On paper, I said, "He plays the piano." 545 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:38,666 Oh, wow! 546 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,583 Earned a big commission on that. 547 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:46,583 If you want to buy a policy, let me know. Difficult times come without warning. 548 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:49,791 -Okay, um… -Hmm? 549 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,583 Hey, Shobha! 550 00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:54,666 You relax with Shambhu. Let me do that. 551 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,958 -Where are you going? -I'll check if dinner's ready. 552 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,500 Chole is almost ready. You take this to the table. 553 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:06,750 Hey, Ashoklata. 554 00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:08,416 Yes? 555 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:14,458 Could you maybe ask Shambhu if we can borrow a little money from him? 556 00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,041 If he can help us out of this? 557 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:20,666 Why? But didn't you already make arrangements with your office? 558 00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:22,500 Then? 559 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,833 Um… 560 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:29,750 The truth is that I had borrowed that money from someone at office. 561 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,708 It's an emergency and I… I need to return it immediately. 562 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,458 Um, I'm in some… I'm in a little trouble. 563 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,750 I'm not going to ask Shambhu. 564 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:42,541 I will not ask him. 565 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,500 I asked you about this earlier, you were acting proud. 566 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:49,708 "Jijas take care of brothers-in-law!" Etcetera, etcetera. 567 00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:51,958 I'm not going to ask him. 568 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:56,875 I bought some leather chappals for Shambhu. 569 00:37:56,958 --> 00:37:59,083 They're kept in the cupboard. Give it to him. 570 00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:00,916 He brought those guns for the kids. 571 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,916 Ask now. 572 00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:48,625 -Is the food okay? -Mmm! 573 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,250 -Of course. -Very tasty. 574 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,208 -Shambhu. -Hmm? 575 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,250 Uh… 576 00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:01,208 By now, I'm sure you've heard about that bank that shut down, big scam and all. 577 00:39:01,291 --> 00:39:04,958 So, I had, uh… I mean, all my money was also there. 578 00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:10,416 Now things are really tight for us. 579 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:15,208 So if you have some, I mean, 580 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,375 if you have something that is extra. 581 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:21,166 I mean, if you can help us with some money. 582 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,416 Huh? Huh? Huh? 583 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,916 Since your work is going quite well, isn't it? 584 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,333 So I thought I'll ask you for help. 585 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,208 It's not going so well, Jijaji, that I can give you money. 586 00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:59,250 And what will you do with a few thousand rupees? Hmm? 587 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:04,625 Please try to do something to help. Jiji, Jijaji are family after all. 588 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:07,666 Come on. If I had it, why would I refuse? 589 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,708 Jiji is my Jiji. 590 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:14,333 That's why I always say this, Jiji, that one should always have cash in hand. 591 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:16,541 If Jijaji had been street smart, 592 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,666 he would never have needed to ask for help. 593 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,500 A man needs to be bold in life. 594 00:40:21,291 --> 00:40:22,375 A risk-taking type. 595 00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:28,416 A little extra added income raises your status. 596 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,750 That's why it's called added income. 597 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,500 Otherwise, it'll be subtracted income. 598 00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:36,375 Why don't you sing your songs of honesty? 599 00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:45,708 The point I'm trying to make, Jijaji, is I will not be able to help you at all. 600 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,791 -Jiji… -Hmm? 601 00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:56,833 That, uh, that bag I left with you yesterday? 602 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:58,916 Can you give it to me? 603 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,250 I need to take it home. 604 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,708 -I'll get it. -Yes. 605 00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:12,125 -Go. Get the bag from Jiji. -Yeah, sure. 606 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,208 -Help her out. -Okay. 607 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,208 Can I say something? Please don't feel bad. 608 00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:31,416 I feel very sorry for Jijaji for his so-called honesty. 609 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:35,208 That's why everyone in the family calls him a chugad. 610 00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:41,166 Okay, Jiji, we better go home. It's getting late. 611 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:13,416 He could have helped us if he really wanted to. 612 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:19,875 Why? 613 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,541 Why should he help us out? 614 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,458 Does he owe us anything? 615 00:42:26,916 --> 00:42:28,541 We just don’t have the capability. 616 00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:30,833 Why would he help us? 617 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,500 We had to put our hands out like a beggar. 618 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:36,500 And that too was pointless. 619 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:40,083 Can't you see I'm trying my best? 620 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,708 Nothing will come out of you trying your best. 621 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:47,458 If you had one good quality in you, just one, 622 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:50,375 apart from this job and this integrity of yours, 623 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:52,958 we would have some extra money at least. 624 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:54,291 Hmm? 625 00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,041 That's why everyone calls you a chugad. 626 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:05,916 Chugad. 627 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,333 Don't ever take risks. 628 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:14,333 No need to change. Damn it! 629 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:27,875 Please give me my scooter keys. 630 00:43:29,791 --> 00:43:31,458 Where are you going at this hour? 631 00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,625 Enough of disrespect, Ashoklata. 632 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:43,333 I won't come back till I find a solution. 633 00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:46,875 And I'm an honest man. 634 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:51,083 That's why I did not steal any money from your brother's bag. 635 00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:54,666 You want the truth? 636 00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,708 I was really tempted to. 637 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,458 But I'm a chugad, right? 638 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:03,666 What do I do? 639 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,416 We have a rock-solid portfolio now. 640 00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,333 The market is looking very strong. 641 00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:32,208 I've invested all the clients' premium money. 642 00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:33,833 Wait and see, profits are on the way! 643 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:36,000 I got worried at Jiji's house. 644 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:39,666 What if you'd said yes just because I put pressure on you. 645 00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:44,541 Do I look crazy? Don't you think I know you well enough? 646 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:48,666 We went for dinner to their home. You had to say it only to be polite. 647 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,416 We have to think of our future also. 648 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,625 How could we help them? 649 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,958 You can't be an insurance agent your whole life, right? 650 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:03,750 Hmm, in future, we'll do something big as long as our goal is clear. 651 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,458 In this city, I get the feeling we need a gun more than a goal. 652 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,541 Now you want me to get you a gun? Tell me? 653 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,375 Nice big 47? Huh? 654 00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:14,750 Hey, when did you buy this new plant? 655 00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:18,000 I didn't buy it. I stole it from our neighbor. 656 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:21,291 I've heard that a stolen money plant brings a lot of fortune with it. 657 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,750 Jiji bought these chappals from a sale. 658 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,833 I'm hundred percent sure. 659 00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:41,083 -Hello. -Shambhu Pathak? 660 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,958 -Yes, speaking. -Ehsaan Qureshi speaking. 661 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,875 -Agarwal Builder gave me your number. -Salaam walekhum, Janaab. 662 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,875 At this age, I only get high on expensive stuff. 663 00:45:55,958 --> 00:45:58,791 At this age, there are many other ways to get high. 664 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:00,375 Taste changes over time. 665 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,708 My taste changed very recently. At home, it's just dal-roti. 666 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:07,166 -But outside, pizza. -Got it, bhai. 667 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:10,416 Tell me, Mishra! How did you think of us today? 668 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:11,958 You don't show up usually. 669 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:15,125 Mishra is just his surname. His name is chugad. 670 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,208 "Chugad Mishra!" 671 00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:18,666 He has been Chugad Mishra right from our college days. 672 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:23,375 No, to be honest, I had to… You… 673 00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:26,083 I was thinking that… I mean, uh… 674 00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:28,208 Uh… 675 00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:31,750 Let's do one thing, let's have couple drinks and after that, 676 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:32,916 we can relax and catch up. 677 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,833 Fucker, you heard about that bank? 678 00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:38,125 Huh? Many people got screwed over. 679 00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:40,208 I never put all my money in one bank. 680 00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:42,416 Invest a little in the share market. 681 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,083 Then use some money to buy property. 682 00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:47,541 If you just use your common sense, life becomes easy. 683 00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:50,625 They say you should never put all your eggs in one basket. 684 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:52,833 And those who do it are absolute idiots! 685 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:55,583 You know, such situations cause a lot of suicides. 686 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:58,041 It can really fuck with a man. 687 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:02,125 -Shut the fuck up! -Let them get fucked! 688 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,416 -Let's say cheers! -Let's begin. 689 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:07,791 Cheers! Come on, man. Mishra, raise it! That's it! 690 00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:14,750 Now we've already had two drinks. And the mood is right. 691 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,541 So tell us, what's going on with you? 692 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:19,583 Come on, tell us. 693 00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:21,416 It's nothing in particular. 694 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:24,208 I thought it's been a while since I saw all of you, 695 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:25,791 so I called everybody. 696 00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:28,541 And I thought because Bhabhiji was not keeping my friend happy. 697 00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:31,041 Bhabhiji. 698 00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:33,083 He found Bhabhiji. That's more than enough. 699 00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:35,666 And Bhabhiji manages to keep him happy, huh? 700 00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:39,625 Why don't you do one thing? Just call up Rosie right away. 701 00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:41,583 -Okay! -Haa! 702 00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,500 I want him to have a good time. 703 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,333 And I am going to pay for this. 704 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:49,541 -Okay? The room is booked in my name. -A soft, comfortable bed. 705 00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:52,916 -No, no, please listen. Hey, no way. -Bhai! Mishra! No, no. 706 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,250 It's already set up for you, Mishra. 707 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,208 Instead of dal-chawal, pizza. 708 00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:00,625 Now get lost and go have fun, fucker! Go have the time of your life! 709 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:03,375 -Don't be stubborn! Come on. -Get up, buddy! 710 00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:05,375 Come on. It's your wedding night. 711 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,875 -You can do it. Get up! -You'll feel so satisfied. 712 00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:09,958 -Take him to the room. -Come. 713 00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,208 Rosie will show you a fucking good time! 714 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:40,541 I'm… I'm a married man. 715 00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:42,916 I will not do this. 716 00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:48,583 You… you… you want me to pay for sex. I'm… I'm not that type of a man. 717 00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:51,166 Don't do it. 718 00:49:00,083 --> 00:49:02,708 Then, you can leave. You won't get your money anyway. 719 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:08,583 I get paid by the hour, whether you do it or not. 720 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:10,666 And I've already got my 15. 721 00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:18,041 Just 1,500 rupees for this kind of work? 722 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:20,750 15,000! 723 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,125 And I also get a tip. 724 00:49:23,208 --> 00:49:26,500 This is just a discounted rate. 'Cause Jatt is an old client of mine. 725 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:31,000 By the way, today's next client has agreed to pay me 30. 726 00:49:31,916 --> 00:49:33,166 Thirty? 727 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:37,000 Thousand? You mean, for one hour? 728 00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:38,791 And full night is 60,000. 729 00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:44,166 After tax deductions, I don't think my salary also comes to this much. 730 00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:48,166 Because there is no way that you can offer what I do. 731 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:50,458 That’s the reason. 732 00:49:56,375 --> 00:49:59,166 If you had some capability in you apart from this job 733 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:02,375 and this integrity of yours, we would have some extra money at least. 734 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,416 Why don't you sing your songs of honesty! 735 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:08,208 The man who makes sure he has an umbrella before the monsoon season 736 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:09,958 doesn't get drenched in the rain. 737 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,750 You're not a strong Papa at all. 738 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:14,583 If Jijaji had been street smart, he'd never have needed to ask for help. 739 00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:16,125 You better arrange the money. 740 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,500 If you don't pay up, your family will have to. 741 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:20,875 Such situations cause a lot of suicides. 742 00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:23,166 I get paid by the hour. 15,000. 743 00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:24,541 Full night is 60,000. 744 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,250 You know what a woman wants. 745 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:29,791 If there's a love-making competition, I'm sure you will win the gold medal, 746 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:30,916 an Olympic medal. 747 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,500 A man needs to be bold in life. A risk-taking type. 748 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,625 -…the money. -Don't take a risk. 749 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:38,750 -That's why people call you a chugad. -Chugad Mishra. 750 00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:40,500 -You'd have cash. -It raises your status. 751 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,000 -Don't forget to pay the fees tomorrow. -…are idiots. 752 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,333 You don’t have the capability. 753 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,500 -Why don't you sing your songs… -Your family will pay. 754 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:48,708 -I can't do anything. -A man needs to be bold. 755 00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:50,875 -…put out hands like… -Arrange for the money. 756 00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:54,583 -Difficult times come without warning. -You forgot about interest. 5%. 757 00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:55,916 Arrange for the money. 758 00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:01,250 Enough of my honesty as a CA. 759 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:04,166 Now, what needs to be done has to be done. 760 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,083 Sorry. 761 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,625 I spoke very rudely to you today. 762 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,916 Why are you saying sorry to me? 763 00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:38,291 It was harsh, but it was the truth, right? 764 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:42,333 Where were you for so long? 765 00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:45,375 I was looking for a solution. 766 00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:48,666 Found it. 767 00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:50,958 You go. Go to sleep. 768 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,416 -I need to finish some work. -Okay. 769 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,916 Hmm? Go. 770 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:59,958 DO YOU WANT TO EARN MORE MONEY IN LESS TIME? 771 00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:09,583 DO YOU POSSESS THE SKILL THAT CAN MAKE YOU RICH? 772 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:15,333 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE? 773 00:53:55,791 --> 00:53:58,000 SHAMBHU BASTARD-IN-LAW