1 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,625 -Mishraji? -Hmm? 2 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:46,291 Mishraji, you've been very quiet today. 3 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,416 Didn't you manage to solve the problem? What is it? 4 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:55,708 I refused to sign on Ansal's file. I told him I'm not doing it. 5 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:58,916 So, now? What will you do next? 6 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,041 Don't know. Let's see. I mean… 7 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,458 -Lalitaji. -Hmm? 8 00:01:12,791 --> 00:01:15,125 What are the basic necessities of a man? 9 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:21,375 Not much. A house to live in, clothes to wear and food to eat. 10 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,458 Give it a little more thought. 11 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,416 Hmm… 12 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:33,708 Someone who understands us. Someone who he understands. 13 00:01:33,791 --> 00:01:35,291 In mind and body. 14 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:39,583 -That's all a man needs. What else? -And same with women? Right? 15 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,875 Yeah, of course. Are you doing some research on this? 16 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:44,708 I mean, it is similar to research. 17 00:01:44,791 --> 00:01:46,875 Forget about this. It's lunchtime. Let's go. 18 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:48,833 No, I have a lot of work to do. 19 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:52,125 -You go ahead, I'll join you. -Give me the mashed aubergines then. 20 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,125 You have a sharp nose. 21 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,833 -Better hurry up. -I'll be there. 22 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:03,833 DESIG - SHALL WE MEET TOMORROW…CA TOPPER ? 23 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:08,666 DESIG A.K.A SHALL WE MEET TOMORROW…CA TOPPER ? 24 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:19,583 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 25 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:24,041 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 26 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:27,000 ♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪ 27 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,958 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 28 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,833 ♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪ 29 00:03:32,916 --> 00:03:35,750 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 30 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:38,583 ♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪ 31 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,708 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 32 00:03:41,791 --> 00:03:46,250 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 33 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,875 Where are you going all dressed up? 34 00:03:58,916 --> 00:04:00,333 To the same old place. 35 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:02,541 It's Saturday, office is shut today. 36 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,166 Yes, uh… 37 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:16,666 I was, uh, for… I am going to get the fan fixed. 38 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,125 So dressed up? 39 00:04:20,541 --> 00:04:22,708 Are you going for the electrician's wedding? 40 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,458 We have a ceiling fan. Isn't that enough? 41 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,500 It's not the same with a ceiling fan. 42 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:32,875 This one blows the air right in your face. 43 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:35,041 It feels so refreshing. 44 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:31,583 800 for one hour, 1,200 for two. How long do you need it for? 45 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:34,333 -Last time you finished in 2 mins! -I ate dates today. 46 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:37,166 I'll change my name if you're not limping by tomorrow morning. 47 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:40,291 Don't be shy. Many couples come here. 48 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,333 I give them full cooperation. 49 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,083 Have a good time and check out. 50 00:05:46,791 --> 00:05:48,375 Why are you winking at me, huh? 51 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:51,750 I came here only because I have some official work. 52 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,875 There's no electricity at home. So what could I do? 53 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:57,500 So you got your fan here? 54 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:59,458 What about your TV and fridge? 55 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:01,666 Are they working without electricity? 56 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:05,291 This fan needs to be opened and repaired. 57 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,375 It's not working, my fan. 58 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,291 You book a room for me for one hour. 59 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:53,125 Motherfucker! 60 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:54,666 -Think this is a joke? -No. 61 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,416 To call me, you created a woman's profile? 62 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,291 -Am I an idiot? -No! 63 00:06:58,375 --> 00:06:59,791 Should I give some service? 64 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:02,375 Should I pin you down and fuck you now? 65 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,791 No, please don't get angry, Desi Ghoda bhai. 66 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,416 I'm just completely new to all this. 67 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,250 I wanted to learn from someone who's experienced, like… 68 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,708 You think I run a sex education school? 69 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,000 That I'm going to teach you, fucker? 70 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,958 I have mentioned clearly in my profile, "only females." 71 00:07:25,541 --> 00:07:28,333 If anyone in the market finds out I also give service to men, 72 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:29,750 I'll lose my reputation. 73 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:32,333 It's difficult to get clients in this business. 74 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,916 Desi Ghoda bhai, that's what I need to learn. 75 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,083 How to get clients, to build a reputation in the market. 76 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,916 Why should I teach you all this? 77 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 You are basically my competition, right? 78 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,083 Potential. 79 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:54,291 You become my guru. And think of me as your student. 80 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,666 I'm not a bad person at all. I promise. 81 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,625 I swear on Vidya Mata. 82 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,291 Desi Ghoda bhai, uh, it's okay. 83 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,291 I tried my best and I failed. 84 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:14,458 What else can I expect? 85 00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:24,166 Looks like I'm stuck with you in this situation now. 86 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:25,708 I'll charge you for this. 87 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,416 You need to pay me for my time. Guru Dakshina. 88 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:31,916 I'll give it to you. 89 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:41,791 Point number 1. 90 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,041 This is a serious business. 91 00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:49,833 Always be on time and be respectful. 92 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:52,458 -Professional. -Hmm. 93 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,791 Point number 2. 94 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:58,500 Always give the client something extra. 95 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,875 -Something you have that others don't. -Hmm. 96 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:07,500 Women appreciate honesty. 97 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,958 You must always be honest with them. 98 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,791 My next point, write in capital letters, okay? 99 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:20,125 Your action is equal to client's satisfaction. 100 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,833 Never say no to a client. Repeat sale guaranteed. 101 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,291 This is the only business that does not discriminate. 102 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:31,041 Caste, religion, color, age, size. 103 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:36,208 -All customers… -…are equal. 104 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:37,458 Good. 105 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:44,250 Perfect. Follow these rules, then see how you will rule the business. 106 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:49,750 Because women always talk among themselves, right? 107 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:52,541 You are not as dumb as you look. 108 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,208 -You're a very fast learner. -You, uh… 109 00:09:57,416 --> 00:10:00,041 You be my guru from now onwards. 110 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,416 I'll be set. 111 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,041 800 for one hour, 1,200 for two. Yes. 112 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,625 Did you get your fan fixed? 113 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:20,291 As good as new! 114 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,583 You opened it up properly? 115 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,500 I'm sure it will spin a lot more freely now. 116 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,583 You won't feel hot anymore. 117 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:32,583 See you soon. 118 00:10:33,416 --> 00:10:36,666 Many people come here to get their fans fixed. 119 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:44,500 And get a new SIM. It's safer for the business. 120 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:45,833 Yes, Desi Ghoda. 121 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,250 -Looks good. -800 CC. 122 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,500 Fucker! 123 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,083 Why did you break so hard, fucker? 124 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,958 Have you lost your mind! You'll destroy the brake plate. 125 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,750 So you drive. Come on. With your broken leg. 126 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:13,166 You’re taunting me, motherfucker! I used to take care of this car. 127 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:16,041 Washing it daily, polishing it, oil, water, coolant, everything. 128 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:19,083 I love this car more than my girlfriend. Ask Ehsaan Bhai. 129 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,666 Ehsaan Bhai? 130 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,625 Your girlfriend doesn’t exist. How do we compare them? 131 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:25,875 Hmm? 132 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,750 Nadeem Miyaan, you have one and only one woman in your life 133 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,041 and that is this car! 134 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:41,041 I will teach Raja Bhai's men a lesson! Those fuckers broke my leg. 135 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:42,791 Wait till this plaster comes off. 136 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,958 I won't let you touch this car. 137 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:47,500 What is it? 138 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,208 Policy prick. 139 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,250 Hey! 140 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,208 Hands, legs, I want to insure everything, Shambhu. 141 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,666 I suggest buying a policy for your head and waist also, Ehsaan Bhai. 142 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,958 You can get injured there also. 143 00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:07,666 Let's go ahead. 144 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,333 I don't want to spend even a single rupee in a hospital. 145 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,541 People keep getting hurt in our line of business. 146 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,500 Must be dying also. 147 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,250 If you're using this, I'm sure that people die. 148 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,458 You should get life insurance policies for everyone, Ehsaan Bhai. 149 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,625 If someone gets injured, you will save a little, small benefit. 150 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,541 When people die, you'll make more money, bigger benefits. 151 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,875 You become the beneficiary, Ehsaan Bhai. 152 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:45,958 But anyway, I'm just a woman. What do I know? 153 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,708 You men decide what is best. 154 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:55,458 Get it done. 155 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,958 Give me life insurance policies for all my men, Shambhu Miyaan. 156 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,250 What about you? 157 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,208 Get one for yourself also. 158 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,458 Bhabhi Jaan and the kids should have a secure future. 159 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:08,333 Bullets don't discriminate between people. 160 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,208 One shot and you're gone. 161 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:16,500 Get it done. 162 00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:05,416 SUSHILA 69 - TOMORROW? AT 11 163 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,541 C… 164 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,416 CA Topper. 165 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,708 The truth is… 166 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,333 Actually, I'm married. 167 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:05,541 Me too! 168 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,791 Hmm. 169 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:21,333 But since I didn't give anything, how can I take anything from you? 170 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,208 ANSAL JI - HOW ARE YOU, MISHRA JI? 171 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,083 JUST WONDERING HOW YOU ARE, 172 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,583 NO PRESSURE. 173 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,000 It happens in the beginning. 174 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,416 You feel awkward. 175 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,125 You feel shy. 176 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:17,500 And everyone's personalities are also so different. 177 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,916 Some people think with their head and heart. 178 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:23,666 Just like you. 179 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,833 But some people think from a different part. 180 00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:34,416 So? 181 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,791 Want to continue or not? 182 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:46,541 Yes. 183 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,000 -You're a CA, right? -Yeah. 184 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,750 -Balance sheets make sense to you? -Hmm. 185 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,875 Debit, credit. 186 00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,541 So clients are giving you payment. 187 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:03,333 You're giving them enjoyment. That's all there is. 188 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,666 Debit, credit. 189 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,875 If you think of it that way, it'll be easy for you. 190 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,750 That's how I have become a hit. 191 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:13,875 Best in the business. 192 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:19,041 -Thank you, Desi Ghoda bhai. -Call me Vineet, no? Vineet Kumar. 193 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,250 Desi Ghoda, that's for the ladies. 194 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,500 You're going out of your way to help me. 195 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:33,833 I'm not going out of my way. I'm charging you a fee, right? 196 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,666 Once you take off, I'll take a cut. 197 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,750 I'll give you a cut. 198 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,458 Get started first, bhai. 199 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,666 -You got a new number? -Of course I got it. 200 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,833 -I will message you the new number. -Yeah. 201 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,083 One last thing. 202 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,250 Always make sure you carry protection. 203 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,750 I always do. 204 00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:09,166 That is prevention. This is protection. 205 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,166 You can't be sure if every client is good. 206 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,500 What if it's a maniac? 207 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,291 Criminal? 208 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:20,958 That can be dangerous, right? 209 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,916 Whenever I meet a client, I always have this with me. Safety. 210 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:29,208 Oh, you had this with you when you came to see me the first time? 211 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,125 Of course. 212 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,875 -In case of trouble, I would have used it. -Huh? 213 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:36,916 But that wasn't the case. I felt that you were a very simple man. 214 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,083 Huh. 215 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:43,083 You're getting into all this to make money or to have fun? 216 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,541 Just for the money. 217 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,833 Exactly what I thought. 218 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:59,166 Well, you seem like the kind of person who has been compelled to do this. 219 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,250 And that's exactly why I agreed to help you. 220 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,458 Got it? CA Topper? 221 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,625 Stop worrying so much. You'll be great. 222 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,458 Yes, Ansal sahab. 223 00:19:56,958 --> 00:20:00,958 Mishraji, you have to pay me the first installment this week. 224 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:02,208 Remember, right? 225 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,125 Also, please reply to my messages, bhai. 226 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,625 It strengthens our bond. 227 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,500 Bhabhi and the kids are okay? Huh? Take care, Mishraji. 228 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,416 Yes. 229 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,958 -This is good, no? -Continue. 230 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,583 Ah, ah, ah… 231 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,416 Wait till Papa gets home. I'll talk to him about this. 232 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:43,583 What happened? 233 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:47,708 I can’t find the knife 234 00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:48,625 in the kitchen. 235 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,666 I'm sure these two have lost it. Who else would have taken it? 236 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,166 First, they lost the ball in school. And today the knife? 237 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:57,250 Let me go and check. 238 00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,083 Money grows on trees, right? 239 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,583 From tomorrow, no cake in school tiffin. 240 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,583 -No, Mummy! -What "No, Mummy"? 241 00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:07,875 -What "No, Mummy"? -It's very important. Or-- 242 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,958 Otherwise what? I'm not giving any cake. 243 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,916 Why are you scolding the kids? Here is the knife. 244 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,833 You'll get your cake. Don't worry. 245 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,083 -Where was this? -I found it under the utensils. 246 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,000 I'm feeling very hungry. 247 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:25,958 -Me too. -Right? 248 00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:27,708 -Hmm. -Should we have a burger? 249 00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,250 -Hey! -Yes! 250 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,625 Hey, it's okay. Don't you remember I told you? 251 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,666 I've started offering CA services to clients. Freelancing. 252 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:36,666 Hmm. 253 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,333 So that's going well now. 254 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,666 Wait and see, soon I'll have a lot of clients. 255 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,166 Keep this money. 256 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,583 Just see, very soon, I'll pay back all the money we owe. 257 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:53,500 Remember what I said? I found a solution to our problem. 258 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,750 You're still sitting here? 259 00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,458 -Let's go! Move it! -Yeah, let's go! 260 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,416 Peeing on the road? Cut his dick off! 261 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,208 Peeing on the road, crazy fucker! 262 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,166 Where are you going? Throwing garbage here! 263 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,833 Whoever throws garbage, spits, pisses here, has to pay a fine! 264 00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:30,875 -Sir. -What, "sir,"? 265 00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:33,291 -I don't have anything. -5,000 for throwing garbage. 266 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,916 7,500 for spitting and 8,500 for peeing. 267 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,625 -Remove 5,000. -Pay up! 268 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,666 100 is not a lot. 269 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,750 Government is spending so much, and you're… 270 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,875 Give me 5,000, or should I give you one? 271 00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:44,666 -I don't have 5,000. -How much do you have? 272 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,500 -Only 70. -Remove 70. 273 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:50,583 -Whoever is throwing garbage will pay. -Where are you going? Catch him! Bloody! 274 00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:53,250 Cleanliness task force! Government volunteers. 275 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,625 Pay the fine, get a challan! 276 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,166 You'll spit gutka on the road? Swallow that shit! 277 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,041 Sorry is not enough. Pay the fine. 278 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,625 I'll touch your feet. 279 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,458 Should I call your parents or what? 280 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,166 Earth is our mother, you'll spit on her? 281 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,333 Give me more. 500 rupees in hand and you think you're a Romeo? 282 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:08,458 Out! 283 00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:13,000 I'll stuff that "sorry" up your ass! More! 284 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,333 Listen, fucker! Don't screw with my head today! 285 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:27,541 For this collection, the map clearly shows that this side of the line is ours, 286 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,458 and the area on that side is yours. 287 00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,958 Ehsaan Bhai and Raja Bhai have already discussed this. 288 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:38,333 And the road that is on this line? What about that? 289 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:42,750 I have no idea, motherfucker. We will collect the fine in this area. 290 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,333 This is our area, fucker! 291 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,458 Area belongs to the government, motherfucker. 292 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:48,541 We are also making fools of the public. 293 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,125 The public will pay the fine to us, get it? 294 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:52,750 But where is the public now? 295 00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,083 They have all run away! 296 00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:55,875 You all were so busy with this map. 297 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,416 We were looking at the map. What were you doing? 298 00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:03,291 This motherfucker is completely useless. Listen, this road is ours, understood? 299 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,500 Balls, it's yours! 300 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:10,541 Hey …! The… is coming. Run! 301 00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:12,833 What the fuck is he saying, motherfucker? 302 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,416 He's saying the police is coming. 303 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,333 -What? -Run. Run. 304 00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:22,250 Where did the police come from, fucker? 305 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,958 -Run, motherfucker! -Better not say I'm good for nothing. 306 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,208 Run… 307 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,166 Where did they go? 308 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:54,250 -You go that way. I'll go… -All right, sir. 309 00:25:55,916 --> 00:25:58,416 -Ah, eh, eh, -Move aside. 310 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,083 -Hey, chaiwala, move! -Hey! 311 00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,333 Out of my way! 312 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:04,958 -Where did they go? -That way. 313 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,375 I'll fuck their happiness today. 314 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,916 Where did my other crutch go? 315 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,416 Run, Lappu! Run faster, Pinky! 316 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,083 -Run, Lappu! -I am running. 317 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,166 Faster! Run! 318 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,375 Come on, run! 319 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,750 Mummy, save me today. Please save me today. 320 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,208 Come on, beta, come on. 321 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,916 Hey, man! My bloody slipper! 322 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:53,500 Hurry up! 323 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:58,458 Why did you go that way? Out of my way, dick! 324 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:01,208 Hey bastard, move it. Move, motherfucker! 325 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,750 I don’t know where they disappeared. 326 00:27:38,916 --> 00:27:41,083 Hey, take it easy, Haider sahab. 327 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,708 Or else, your lungs will explode. 328 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:51,041 Bastards! Disappeared! Bloody motherfuckers! 329 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:58,875 You know, in my area, whenever anything goes wrong, huh, 330 00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:02,583 no matter who I chase, the trail always ends here, Jain sahab. 331 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:08,125 But someday, when the chase is over, I'll catch the culprits. 332 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,958 Wait and watch. 333 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,916 Your suspicions are baseless, Haider sahab. 334 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:17,666 I'm just a simple halwai. 335 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:23,291 I'll have some samosa-chole with chutney. What will you have, Mathew? 336 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,875 I'll have some jalebi, sir. You know, sweet tooth. 337 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,666 Dhaincha. 338 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,583 Come on, these are fresh mithai! 339 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:42,500 Raja Bhai has a special recipe for this. It's world-famous in Noida. 340 00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:49,708 Wow! 341 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:01,125 This stuff is so tasty. I wish it did not increase my weight. Huh? 342 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:06,166 This small 50-gram samosa fucking adds 500 grams to my body! 343 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:11,250 So, Gaur sahab is your friend, right? 344 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,791 He's been missing for quite a few days. 345 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:22,208 Raja Bhai, the police came to the office. 346 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,333 They questioned me for a long time. 347 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:26,583 I'm shit scared. 348 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,541 Look here. 349 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:36,125 Gaur Babu, after we finished the job, we asked you to rate our services. 350 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:40,791 Five stars. You gave it to us, right? 351 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:42,458 Hmm? 352 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:45,333 So, now why have you come back to me again? 353 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:48,875 You were also involved in this. Where else would I go? 354 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:52,958 Raja Bhai, you have to find a way out. 355 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,750 I am shit scared. 356 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:58,333 -Has the sun set, Dhaincha? -No, Raja Bhai. 357 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:00,875 Raja-- 358 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,333 You should not have kept repeating, "I'm shit scared, I'm shit scared." 359 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:21,125 In our business, if the client gets shit scared, he’ll take us down with him. 360 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:23,458 No way! He's not my friend! 361 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,083 Gaur sahab 362 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,000 comes to my shop once in a while to buy bhujia. 363 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,000 That's how I know Gaur sahab. 364 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,291 But who told you that we are friends? 365 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:47,333 We have informants in our network. 366 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:49,958 Do you watch Crime Patrol? 367 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:54,958 Why? Has a halwai ever been shown as a criminal in Crime Patrol? 368 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,208 Huh? 369 00:30:57,750 --> 00:31:00,333 Sometimes, you say the most bizarre things, sahab. 370 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:01,708 How is the jalebi? 371 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,833 The jalebi is very good. 372 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:06,958 Sir. 373 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:15,166 I will not take money from you, sir. 374 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,666 Who's even giving you any. 375 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,750 I'm just taking out my handkerchief. 376 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,083 You've put too much chili in this. Huh? 377 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,166 Next time, maybe go easy on the spice? 378 00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,541 I'll let you know if we find out more about Gaur sahab. 379 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:34,041 He may not have been your friend but he has been a loyal customer, right? 380 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,333 And, uh, jalebi could be crispier. 381 00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:45,250 Next time. 382 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:52,166 Oi! Come on! Get out. 383 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:56,000 -Out, out, come on. -We're leaving, fucker. 384 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,625 -Dhaincha. -Yes, Raja Bhai? 385 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,875 Remove some more plates from the cupboard. 386 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:06,083 He took our steel plate with him. Fucker! 387 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,083 Dhaincha, what's today's special? 388 00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:20,458 Uh… 389 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:22,416 Bhabhi, lauki barfi. 390 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:25,041 Give me half kilo. 391 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:31,791 There's a new movie, Bindi. How are you not interested in watching it? 392 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:33,083 You'll come with me? 393 00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:36,208 The evening show? Just the two of us? 394 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:37,291 Of course not. 395 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,833 I asked you to prove how childishly you behave. 396 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:44,500 See. 397 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,875 Didn't I tell you about this? 398 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:53,166 She just cannot think of anything beyond movies in life. 399 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,416 I have a problem to deal with. 400 00:32:57,916 --> 00:32:59,500 And a business to run. 401 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,333 Do I handle all this or cater to your stupidity? 402 00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:07,333 You manage the business. No problem at all. 403 00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,708 I won't tie you down with my stupidity. 404 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:43,125 CA Topper. 405 00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:47,000 ♪ My lover is illegal ♪ 406 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:49,166 ♪ Lover is illegal ♪ 407 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,458 ♪ My lover is illegal ♪ 408 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:53,583 ♪ Lover is illegal ♪ 409 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,291 ♪ He is digital… ♪ 410 00:33:56,541 --> 00:33:58,666 ♪ …becomes physical ♪ 411 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,458 ♪ Lover is illegal… ♪ 412 00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,708 CA Topper. 413 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,375 Yes, CA Topper. 414 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:06,416 CA Topper. 415 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,041 ♪ My lover is like jasmine ♪ 416 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,791 ♪ He is old school… ♪ 417 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:25,333 Ah… 418 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:28,208 -Okay for you? -Continue. 419 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:33,541 ♪ In summer he is ice ♪ 420 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:35,708 ♪ In winter he is like a blanket ♪ 421 00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:37,750 ♪ My lover is illegal… ♪ 422 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,166 Shall we? 423 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:01,958 Tip. 424 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,083 Namaste, Ansalji. 425 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:28,958 Here is your first installment. Interest included. 426 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,291 And the remaining installment will also reach you on time. 427 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,083 Okay? Namaste. 428 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:38,916 ♪ My lover is like silver a door ♪ 429 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,291 ♪ He keeps spreading love ♪ 430 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:45,916 ♪ Every moment is festive Big-hearted my lover is ♪ 431 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,416 ♪ Keeps spreading lots of happiness He means the world to me ♪ 432 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:55,166 ♪ He is pure gold, he is not a fake ♪ 433 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:59,791 ♪ My lover is simple, my lover is simple ♪ 434 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:04,208 ♪ My lover is simple, my lover is simple ♪ 435 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,125 ♪ Lover ♪ 436 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,750 ♪ Lover ♪ 437 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,125 ♪ Lover ♪ 438 00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:21,125 Goodness! 439 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:24,000 There are so many options. 440 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:25,541 Huh? Look at this. 441 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,708 There are so many things you can do with these latest ovens. 442 00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:32,666 Will you be able to operate this? 443 00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:35,375 -Hmm, yeah. -Look at them. 444 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,333 Good heavens! 445 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:42,625 -Ashoklata, Ashoklata. -Hmm? 446 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:46,291 I'm very tired today. Hmm? 447 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,416 Not now. Not today. Hmm? 448 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:53,708 Okay. 449 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:09,291 Mummy, why are there no earthquakes these days? 450 00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:15,791 Beta, even Japan doesn't have earthquakes every day. Hmm? 451 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,958 Your papa creates the earthquakes. Magically. 452 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:21,208 Wow! 453 00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:23,708 But Papa is working extra hard for all of us now, 454 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:25,041 so he can't do the magic. 455 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:27,416 But he'll do it soon. 456 00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,208 Isn't it? 457 00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:36,583 -Will you have some more? -I'm quite full. You sit down. 458 00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:38,250 -Let me get you some paranthas. -Okay. 459 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:42,125 -I'm going out to meet a friend, anyway. -Can you deliver this cake? 460 00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:44,083 -It's an order from the bakery. -Okay. 461 00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:57,666 Water? You'll have some water? 462 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:58,583 No, no. 463 00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:03,708 Or should we order room service? Chai, biscuit? 464 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,208 Don't worry about anything. I'm okay. 465 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,708 It's the first time you know? 466 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:23,333 No, I mean it's not my first time. 467 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:28,125 It's the first time I've paid for it. 468 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,291 I see. 469 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:38,333 No, no, no. Listen. Uh, let this be for now. 470 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,750 It's okay if you pay me after the service. 471 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:46,000 Should I switch off the lights or leave them on? 472 00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:47,333 Whatever you prefer. 473 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,041 Could you… 474 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:55,375 Could you dance for me before we begin? 475 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,125 What? 476 00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:59,833 Like the heroes in Hindi films? 477 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:01,000 Dance, uh… 478 00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:03,625 I mean… 479 00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:07,500 -Uh… -I'll pay you five times the fees. 480 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,708 Five times. 481 00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:18,125 Listen, I'm all yours for the next two hours. 482 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,041 Your wish is my command. 483 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,583 I mean, I'll try my best. 484 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,041 ♪ He is very tall ♪ 485 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,291 ♪ With great physique ♪ 486 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:35,083 ♪ He is very tall, with great physique ♪ 487 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:39,375 ♪ One can spot him from afar Oh, that's my man, yes, yes, yes ♪ 488 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,000 ♪ Oh, that's my man ♪ 489 00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:45,875 ♪ He looks strong Have caught him from the jungles ♪ 490 00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:48,708 ♪ He charges like a wild bison ♪ 491 00:39:48,791 --> 00:39:54,250 ♪ He meets me in my dreams My man meets me in my dreams ♪ 492 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:58,708 ♪ Oh red scarf girl At least tell me your name ♪ 493 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:06,958 ♪ Oh black kurta girl At least tell me your name ♪ 494 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,041 ♪ Tell me your name ♪ 495 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:12,875 ♪ Tell me your name ♪ 496 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:17,250 ♪ Tell me your name ♪ 497 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,583 ♪ Oh, I've traded heart For a heart ♪ 498 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:24,541 ♪ In this deal of love ♪ 499 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,916 ♪ I won the bet of love By losing my heart ♪ 500 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:33,875 ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 501 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:37,666 ♪ You are a great magician ♪ 502 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:23,333 -Huh? -Nose. 503 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:24,958 It's on your nose. 504 00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:33,541 Once you've satisfied your desires, you feel hungry, no? 505 00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:36,125 No problem at all. Take your time. 506 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:39,750 Seeing the box, I couldn't resist. It’s very tasty. 507 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,833 I mean it's really delicious. 508 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:44,208 Where did you buy it? 509 00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:46,958 I didn't buy it. It's homemade. 510 00:42:47,708 --> 00:42:49,708 You know my wife, uh, she baked it. 511 00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:54,375 She's a really gifted cook. I mean, she can bake all kinds of things. 512 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,875 You must tell her to add 513 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:03,125 orange and kesar essence to this cake. 514 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:06,333 Two drops each for half a kilo. It will add to the taste. 515 00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:09,541 -Everyone will keep coming back for more. -Okay. 516 00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:19,375 Take this. Five times, right? 517 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:23,166 Look, you really don't need to. I leave it completely up to you. 518 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:29,041 You are an amazing man. In bed, of course, and otherwise too. 519 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:30,583 Hmm. 520 00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:33,833 Thank you very much. 521 00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:36,833 I hope you'll call me again. 522 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,541 This is for you. 523 00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:49,166 Payment for your cake. 524 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,625 -I made sure I delivered it on time. -Thanks. 525 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,750 Can I suggest something? 526 00:43:55,916 --> 00:44:00,250 The next time, if you add some orange and kesar essence to the batter, 527 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,416 two drops each to half a kilo, 528 00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:06,375 then I really think the cake will have a unique flavor. 529 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:09,458 -Try it out. -I'll try it out. 530 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:13,333 No harm in trying something new. I'll surely do it next time. 531 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,291 Okay. 532 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:36,333 -Your order, sir? -I will have an RC, uh, large. 533 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:38,583 Make it two, okay. 534 00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:49,833 So, finally you learned to play. 535 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:54,583 With a good guru, the student is bound to learn. 536 00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:58,541 Guruji, am I doing something wrong? 537 00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:00,083 I'm a married man and… 538 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,458 Don't think about right and wrong. 539 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:05,083 The reason why you did it is what matters. 540 00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:08,833 -Your family's happy now, right? -Hmm. 541 00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:11,416 -And your ass is not on fire anymore. -Yes. 542 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,416 That's it. 543 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,041 Keep going. Hmm. 544 00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:19,416 Could you give me few more tips please? 545 00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,541 First get a sense, what does your client want? 546 00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:29,083 Preparation is key. 547 00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:30,541 Hmm… 548 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,791 For that one hour, she's not your client. 549 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:38,958 She's a human being looking to connect with another human being. 550 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:42,625 Connect with her. And you're set. 551 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:46,583 That's all you have to do. Do you understand? 552 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:49,750 And after all, I'm only a man. 553 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,458 How could I possibly tell you about women? 554 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:54,666 And you are also a man. 555 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,916 How much will you learn from me? 556 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,833 Best to ask women what they want. 557 00:45:59,416 --> 00:46:02,500 The more you listen to them, the more you'll figure it out. 558 00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:07,166 Do you understand, CA Topper? 559 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:13,125 ♪ Yes, the delicate heart Should not be burdened with worries ♪ 560 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,625 ♪ Tell me the desires of your heart… ♪ 561 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:18,375 Ittar turns me on. The musk deer one. 562 00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:22,958 ♪ Let the eyes enjoy Every moment of life ♪ 563 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,291 ♪ I bring the world to your feet… ♪ 564 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:28,291 Wear red briefs and come. Just like Superman. 565 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:30,958 The V-shaped one? V for Victory. 566 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,250 Wear a floral shirt for me. 567 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,791 ♪ Have some fun in life… ♪ 568 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,291 And underwear? 569 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,791 Underwear? Why bother? You're gonna take it off, hmm? 570 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:44,583 Strawberry flavor. 571 00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:45,875 Banana flavor. 572 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:48,500 I like the ribbed ones. Please bring four. 573 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:51,416 ♪ This is a business of dreams ♪ 574 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:58,583 ♪ Lots of sympathy… ♪ 575 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:07,875 ♪ I distribute love to everyone ♪ 576 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:09,833 ♪ This is the business of dreams ♪ 577 00:47:09,916 --> 00:47:14,416 ♪ At a crossroads I saw you ♪ 578 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:19,250 ♪ Our conversation started in gestures ♪ 579 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:23,875 ♪ When you come to meet Everyone likes you ♪ 580 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,125 ♪ This business of yours ♪ 581 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:29,875 ♪ The business of dreams ♪ 582 00:47:31,791 --> 00:47:35,125 ♪ The business of dreams ♪ 583 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:46,750 I'm getting more clients. 584 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:49,500 I'll make sure you never have to worry about money again. 585 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:50,958 My guarantee to you. 586 00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:53,333 ♪ I'll buy happiness I'll weigh the world ♪ 587 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:56,500 ♪ You have got the color As if there's marijuana in your life ♪ 588 00:47:56,583 --> 00:48:01,041 ♪ With the master key I will open all locks, locks, locks ♪ 589 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:05,041 ♪ I am Kashmiri saffron Get the milk even if it gets blisters ♪ 590 00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,791 ♪ I will cross the road at the red light And will come to NCR ♪ 591 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:11,458 ♪ To be with you, with you, with you ♪ 592 00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:13,791 ♪ If you pay the price, then I am Cupid ♪ 593 00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:16,625 ♪ You will keep chanting my name ♪ 594 00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:19,333 ♪ I will finish all your pain Don't be restless ♪ 595 00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:21,083 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 596 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:24,791 ♪ Superman, Noida's Superman ♪ 597 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:29,416 ♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪ 598 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,541 ♪ What is happening? ♪ 599 00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:33,166 ♪ Superman… ♪ 600 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:35,666 ♪ …Superman ♪ 601 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:40,083 ♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪ 602 00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:42,166 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 603 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:43,750 ♪ Hey, Superman ♪ 604 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:48,291 ♪ Yo, Superfans ♪ ♪ Oh, stop ♪ 605 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:50,458 ♪ Hey, Superman ♪ 606 00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:52,083 ♪ Yo, Superfans ♪ 607 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:58,500 ♪ Listen to me, girl See your Superman has come ♪ 608 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,916 ♪ He shows the magic He has all the tricks and toys ♪ 609 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,875 ♪ He roams in the arena Keeps going in the winter ♪ 610 00:49:05,958 --> 00:49:08,291 ♪ Break the bed, take the cot sometime ♪ 611 00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:10,208 ♪ Enjoy fully, my range is from 23 to 60 ♪ 612 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:13,791 ♪ I do business in love Sometimes with one, sometimes with four ♪ 613 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,333 ♪ True social worker ♪ 614 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,666 ♪ Comes like the fire brigade Puts out every house's fire ♪ 615 00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:20,708 ♪ The fragrance of nights Is in every corner ♪ 616 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,875 ♪ He is Aladdin's lamp ♪ 617 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:25,375 ♪ He is like hot fire The snake wrapped around you ♪ 618 00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:28,750 ♪ Hey, he is like a stain on you And his eyes are killer ♪ 619 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:31,083 ♪ Hey, your lover is full Superman ♪ 620 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,333 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 621 00:49:33,416 --> 00:49:37,333 ♪ Superman, Noida's Superman ♪ 622 00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:41,916 ♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪ 623 00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:43,458 Wow! 624 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:47,625 ♪ Superman, Noida's Superman ♪ 625 00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:52,333 ♪ And you have so many Superfans ♪ 626 00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:53,625 ♪ Oh, my God… ♪ 627 00:49:57,125 --> 00:49:58,958 You have such charisma. 628 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:01,541 A big heart 629 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,625 and magic in your fingers. 630 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:09,458 You have magical fingers. 631 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,041 Aah! 632 00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:15,666 If he can fuck around, why can't I? 633 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,875 He thinks of me as a machine. 634 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:26,666 Sex is not just about having children, you know? 635 00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:31,125 Hope you'll call me again. You won't forget me, right? 636 00:50:34,791 --> 00:50:38,208 Now that depends on you, CA Topper. 637 00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:41,208 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 638 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:47,833 Can you print "CA Topper" on this? 639 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,375 See, over here. 640 00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:52,791 I'll do it, sahab. 641 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,875 One hour with me 642 00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,000 and the rest of the 23 hours with this. 643 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,916 It's to make sure you don't forget me. 644 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,833 Thank you. 645 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,958 Anyone who meets you even once 646 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:16,125 will never be able to forget you. 647 00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:19,875 ♪ It feels like, it feels like ♪ 648 00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:24,875 ♪ It feels like, it feels like ♪ 649 00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:37,208 ♪ Happiness is embracing me With open arms ♪ 650 00:51:37,291 --> 00:51:41,833 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 651 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:46,333 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 652 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:51,125 ♪ Pockets are getting deeper and deeper ♪ 653 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:55,750 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 654 00:51:55,833 --> 00:52:00,625 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 655 00:52:01,916 --> 00:52:06,458 ♪ Time is now supporting me so well ♪ 656 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:10,916 ♪ Even my milk has full cream now ♪ 657 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,625 ♪ We are also planning For the future now… ♪ 658 00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:18,416 5 ORANGE-SAFFRON CAKES 659 00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,958 Come, play with us. 660 00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:26,833 ♪Those who used to taunt us Are embracing us now ♪ 661 00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:31,333 ♪ It feels like happiness everywhere… ♪ 662 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:37,166 RENUKUMARI!!! - YOU'RE A BULL - UMASAXENA - MADHU REFERRED YOU 663 00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:43,083 UMA AUNTY - MADHU REFERRED YOU SAVITAJI - YOU ARE FAMOUS IN THE COLONY 664 00:52:43,166 --> 00:52:44,291 ♪ It feels like ♪ 665 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:49,458 ♪ It feels like, oh, it feels like ♪ 666 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,833 ♪ When our life has started moving fast ♪ 667 00:52:52,916 --> 00:52:55,041 ♪ Even in the time of crisis ♪ 668 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:59,875 ♪ Then the journey has become enjoyable ♪ 669 00:52:59,958 --> 00:53:01,916 ♪ Yes, in the blink of an eye ♪ 670 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,833 ♪ Boat has crossed the river And reached the city… ♪ 671 00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:09,875 What is this? Sir, this is a government office. 672 00:53:09,958 --> 00:53:12,250 Just to let you know, I don't work after 5:30. 673 00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:15,250 After that, I have a personal life. Keep the file for now. 674 00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,541 I'll take it tomorrow. 675 00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:34,333 Chaurasiyaji, give this to your mother. Thanks to her blessings, I'm doing well. 676 00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:41,791 ♪ Every day there is new success ♪ 677 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:47,000 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 678 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:51,250 ♪ Why problems are amazed When they look at me? ♪ 679 00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:56,166 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 680 00:53:56,250 --> 00:54:00,666 ♪ Happiness is embracing me With open arms ♪ 681 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:05,208 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 682 00:54:05,291 --> 00:54:09,416 ♪ Nowadays it feels like Happiness everywhere ♪ 683 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,333 You haven't eaten? 684 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,000 -Come on. -I was waiting for you. 685 00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:21,375 You've been coming so late these days. 686 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,166 Sorry. Let's eat. 687 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:45,041 I've brought something for you. 688 00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:48,125 What? 689 00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:49,958 -Shall I? -Hmm. 690 00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:57,583 This must be expensive, isn't it? 691 00:54:59,958 --> 00:55:01,083 Then take it off. 692 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:04,875 Hmm? 693 00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:15,625 Hmm. 694 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:22,750 You know? 695 00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,416 You've changed a lot. 696 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:31,333 Hmm? 697 00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:34,250 Ever since you've taken up this extra work, 698 00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:36,333 everything around us has changed. 699 00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:41,208 I'm sure whatever work you're doing 700 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:42,833 is the best thing for us. 701 00:55:45,666 --> 00:55:46,875 Continue doing it. 702 00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:50,625 Hmm. 703 00:55:52,541 --> 00:55:54,000 Yes, that's the plan. 704 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:13,750 Sir, the tip was about this place. 705 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:15,583 Wrong things happen here. 706 00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:18,250 -Come on, let's raid the place. -Let's go. 707 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,958 -Go! Always fucking around behind me! -Okay. 708 00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:47,000 Help me, Sudhaji, come on.