Don't you have any shame?
What if your family comes to know?
And… you!
Hey. What is your name?
What is your name? Give me your parents' number.
This is illegal work. Don't you know?
Don't you have any culture or values?
If you wish to earn money so desperately, get some decent job.
Disgraceful!
I'm not here to earn, he is.
I have paid him. I have a respectable job.
You're making money?
Male escort?
Isn't that illegal, Ms. Sudha?
I'm unaware, sir. Hearing it for the first time.
What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do?
What's your price?
Are you offering a bribe? Then it is illegal for sure.
It's not a bribe, but a settlement.
If you were wondering for so long, it must be about settling the matter.
You seem quite experienced, right?
Your respectable job must be paying you well.
I get bonus as well, sir. You just quote the price.
This matter should end here. That's it.
Ms. Sudha.
Yes, sir.
Give it to her, she knows.
So, Mr. Male Escort.
Do you have more buddies in your pack? Or…
Lone wolf?
You can't escape me if you indulge in illegal acts in Noida.
So, tell me, does your job have bonus or is it flat rate?
Tip.
-I get tipped. -Tip?
Wonderful, take out the tip.
Either don't do it, or don't get caught. We have to maintain law and order.
So do just that. Why preach about culture and values?
And that was preached just to me, not him.
Madam said the right thing, sir.
Come on, Ms. Sudha. You'll grab any chance to preach.
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle
This is his destiny Meet the common man
He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill
This is his destiny Meet the common man
In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10
This is his destiny Meet the common man
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
What happened?
-Sorry? -All good?
-You seem preoccupied. -It's nothing.
I'll get the door.
-Hello, ma'am. -Hello.
The society office has sent this. An order for cake and pastry.
-For the society's annual function. -Okay.
-Got it. Yes? -Ma'am.
If you could make some extra pastries for the guards.
Sure.
-And the orange cake too. -Done deal.
-Please don't forget. -Goodbye.
Hey, want to go for a movie?
-Right now? -Yes.
What if someone else comes? They'll have to return.
-That's precisely what I mean. -Come again?
Why should we waste time?
You have an order at hand, let's go get the stuff for it.
We can watch a movie also. What say?
-Shall we? -Okay.
Kids, if you want any more of the cheese or caramel popcorn,
let me know. I will get it for you.
-Okay, Papa. -Okay.
Enjoy.
MR. ANSAL - WHEN WILL I GET THE MONEY, MR. MISHRA? THE GAME'S NOT OVER YET.
JAIN MANSION
Hey, where's ma'am?
I came for the checkbook.
Ma'am is not home.
Why didn't you drive her?
These days she mostly goes out alone. Doesn't take me along.
I even asked her.
She said, "There's no need."
Is it so?
Must be going out for some work, why should I bother? See you.
Put on the dim lights, please.
Are you sure?
I'm getting comfortable around you.
I get this cake only for you, specially.
Thank you!
I hope I don't gain weight.
How would it matter? You'd still look as beautiful.
I'm serious.
I'll tell you something, Ms. Bindi.
The taste of the cake is 'cause of the one eating it.
Take it home next time, okay?
I'll leave now.
I have insured my fingers.
What more do you want, Mr. Shambhu?
Body doesn't have fingers only, Mr. Agarwal.
You're a gun-wielding creature, must be living a risky life.
Get all the body parts insured.
And anyway music is hidden in every part.
Ankle-bells on feet, whistle on lips,
melody from throat and megaphone from lungs.
You bastard, you're a very strange man.
Hey.
What will you make me this time?
Full orchestra.
You are photogenic.
Sir.
It's the premium. Deposit it.
I have told you so many times.
Give sunlight to my plant during the day. Sunlight is its food.
If you don't do it tomorrow, bastard, I'll make you stand naked.
In the sun, understand?
This will not happen in future.
Fucker.
Must be the entire amount.
SHOP TIMINGS - MORNING: 9 AM TO 2 PM EVENING: 4 PM TO 9 PM
Hey, Pinky, come here.
You'll settle the accounts today.
One, two, three, four, five…
Go, spit that before you count.
Wouldn't matter much if I did. I'll be speaking in this manner only.
Hey, Lappu, he will do the counting from today.
You can't count without taking breaks.
16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.
One, two, three, four…
Hold on, motherfucker.
Why did you begin all over after 21?
I can't count beyond 21.
He's saying he can't count beyond 21.
Didn't I ask you, dumb fuck? Why didn't you tell me then?
When did you ask that? Who asked me?
You asked if I could count beyond 17 and I said yes.
He says no one asked him.
You just asked if he can count past 17, so he said yes.
You are a dimwit fucker.
By beyond 17, I meant to the end.
I had asked if you can count till infinity, motherfucker. Got it?
Raja Bhai says, he meant to the end when he said beyond 17.
Whether you can count till infinity. That was his question, motherfucker.
Yes.
-Raja Bhai, he said yes. -Even I understood that.
Did you get it?
The way you talk, no one has a clue what you say.
I don't know if this is a gang or a circus.
Count now.
Zero, one, two, three…
The shop is closed. Didn't you guys read the sign?
We did, brother.
There's no specific time for samosas and jalebi.
Get us some snacks.
Hello, Mr. Jain.
Yes, sir.
How are you doing, Mr. Jain?
I'm well.
How are you both?
Great.
Here's your samosa. And here's your jalebi.
Wanna know about a coincidence?
That Mr. Gaur who is missing, we did some inquiry in his case.
So we found his colleague is also missing.
An FIR was filed in Sector 40.
Wonderful coincidence, right?
Was he also your customer?
Your loyal customer, like Mr. Gaur?
Finish him off.
Not the gun. With a knife.
No.
I don't know him.
Very well.
Please put our bill on my tab.
I don't think you have a tab here.
I was just joking, Mr. Jain. Sense of humor.
Hey, man!
You've eaten so much paan that your mouth looks like a monkey's ass.
No one's gonna kiss it ever.
The men in your shop look like criminals. Not confectioners.
-Yes. -What, sir!
I feel
they may serve bullets instead of snacks someday.
Use disposable plates next time.
Fuckers.
Here's the last installment, Mr. Ansal.
Mr. Mishra, should we be meeting like this on the road?
It'd have been better to meet in a bar. Aren't we friends now?
We're not, and please don't try to get too friendly with me either.
You had threatened my family.
I've returned all the money.
This chapter ends here.
Liked it? It's all branded. He chose it himself.
And I got the edging done.
It's very pretty.
But, sister-in-law, this must be really expensive, what was the need?
Why wasn't there a need? One must always gift good things.
And now, my situation is better too.
The CA consulting work is booming. I'm earning well.
The color will suit you.
-Yes, it will. -Thank you!
How's your work going, Shambhu?
It's going well, brother-in-law.
There's a lot of scope in insurance. One should know where to look.
Hey, you told us once about how you got a man's fingers insured.
Get my fingers insured too, man.
-Yours? -Why?
Yeah, I use my fingers as well to do my client's work, after all.
-Use fingers? -My fingers are very important.
To work on a computer. One needs them to type.
-I see. -Much needed for work.
Brother-in-law, get my fingers insured.
You accept cash for premium, right?
Will pay on the spot. Cash. Take it and go.
On the spot? Really?
Great. It'll be done, brother-in-law.
Have some samosas.
Tea's enough for today.
-Yes. -Great.
-It's piping hot. -Yes.
Hand her some napkins.
Hey, that thing.
-Should I? -What?
We've zeroed in on a shop in the mall for Ashoklata.
Shop?
For her bakery.
-Yes. -Wow. This is a great idea.
Sis is a master baker.
-So when are you buying it? -Very soon.
-I see. -Yes.
It's almost done.
I'm not a "loser" anymore.
Hey, Shambhu. Arrange for some cash somehow, please.
See, the bank won't give a loan. So, I thought I'll ask you.
I have the down payment. And I will give the installments on time.
Cash.
Right? So tell me.
Let me see, brother-in-law.
I have a person in mind.
Talk to them.
ABDUL RAHMAN'S PROMISE THE COLOR GREEN WILL RULE THE WORLD
You're her brother-in-law.
And she's my classmate. So, we had to meet.
Mr. Abdul has joined yoga classes for anger management.
That's nice.
And it's working gradually.
Interest will be higher than the bank.
Installments, you'll pay them timely, right?
Your bank account is still frozen, right?
Don't worry about the installments.
In fact, if I repay your loan early,
I'll also request you to lower the interest.
If you repay early, the interest will be lowered.
And if you don't give the installments on time,
I can always quit yoga classes.
That won't be necessary, Mr. Abdul. Don't worry.
Shall we leave, Shambhu?
Thank you!
-May God be with you. -May God be with you.
Good morning, sir.
Do you think I'm a fool?
I was the one who signed Ansal's file, and you're playing accomplice.
This fucker thinks I'm a fool.
I understand everything. Everything.
I'm an eagle. I have a sharp vision.
What is going on?
Nothing at all. I don't have ties with Ansal.
Buddy, I'm your father in these matters.
Do tell if there's a deal happening on the side.
Or I'll thrash you.
Look me in the eye.
I'll thrash you, pin you on the ground and fuck you without lube.
Look at me.
Hey.
Ms. Reeta, you carry on. Please.
Ms. Reeta! Reeta!
And you.
The elevator door shouldn't open until I say so.
-Hey… -Come here.
-Hey! What were you saying? -Nothing.
You're an eagle? Is that so? One with sharp vision? Who are you?
Should I scoop out your eyeballs with these fingers?
Bastard, you have fun in office,
take bribes, pass illegal projects, and I keep ignoring it.
But no disrespect. I won't tolerate any disrespect. Got it?
Open the door. I feel suffocated. I'll die.
Even if you die right here, it doesn't matter to me.
You'll get respect only if you give respect.
Got it?
I'll take off my shoe and have it imprinted on your face.
I shall give respect. Even if you don't, I will.
You may beat me with your shoe, may tear apart my ear.
Do whatever you want to do. Open the door, otherwise I will die.
If you're so suffocated, why not take the stairs?
It'll make you slim too.
I will come.
Open the door.
-Sir! -The bastard beat me up.
-What? -Yes. Don't ask. Let's go.
Motherfucker.
If I don't make his life hell,
then I, Ram Babu Varshney, will change my name.
I just need to find one mistake in his work.
Will institute an inquiry on him.
-Keep an eye on him. -Sure, sir.
-Sir, my brother, Guddu… -To hell with Guddu.
Okay, sir.
What did you do with Varshney today?
All of us use the same elevator. The elevator guy talks.
I am not the same person anymore, Ms. Lalita.
I won't get intimidated by others, at any cost.
Be it my boss or anyone.
I can tell that you're no longer the same person.
What's going on with you Mr. Mishra? Will you tell me?
Let's go out for lunch. I'll tell you everything there. Okay?
Are you judging me after listening to me?
You're judging me already.
-No? -If I were, I'd have left long ago.
You did this after giving it a thought.
Yes?
You're not accountable to me.
Our equation will not change just because you're…
What was that?
-Male escort. -Right. That.
Try saying it.
Male escort.
You repaid your debt.
When all your other needs are fulfilled, you will stop, right?
Ms. Lalita, I'm flying high nowadays. Flying really high.
Nothing can stop me now.
Darling
Hold me close tonight, darling
Sorry, that day my wife was around when you called, so I had to hang up.
Sorry!
Never mind. You needn't apologize so much.
My husband never says sorry. Even if it's his fault.
And my mother-in-law always supports him.
He's the son. I'm not real family.
By the way, what does your husband do?
He runs a business. He's occupied with that.
Ups and downs, tax, account, such stuff.
Tax?
May I help? I'll charge fees, though.
You?
CA Topper. That's my name.
You're a real CA?
You thought I wrote it just for fun?
Let me know, Mrs. Verma, if you need help.
Hello!
Listen.
Turn all of them on.
Sure?
Hey, river, hey, river
Like the sun, I submerged myself in you
Hey, monsoon
I'm sewn on the body like a thread
Yeah, I melted
In your heat, in your heat
I melted into you, I melted into you
Hey, river, hey, river
She must be going to some temple or for shopping.
Why should I care?
Raja Bhai, you should know, it's your family matter, after all.
Dhaincha dear, your madam doesn't bug me these days.
She is content with her life.
This is heaven for a married man, got it?
Now let's focus on clients instead. Right?
Our rating should not drop due to the police.
Sure, Raja Bhai.
Let the river flow, let it flow
Let it flow through you
Let the river flow, let it flow
You don't stop, let the time stand still
Hey, river…
You don't just give pleasure, you give happiness.
I'm beginning to like you.
And I've… always liked you.
Let the river flow, let it flow
You don't stop, let the time stand still
Hey, river
Ashoklata!
You're quite late, son-in-law.
Your office ends at 5:30, right?
Mother-in-law, when did you come? You didn't even send word.
Who takes appointments to visit their own daughter?
I've come for an eye surgery at the city hospital.
-You take me. -Sure he will, Mother.
Isn't this understood? Here's your favorite tea. Piping hot.
Here you go.
-How much sugar, Mother? -Not much, just four teaspoons.
Mother-in-law! Why didn't you stay at Shambhu's?
I mean…
Mothers live with their sons, not daughters, right?
So how come you're here?
I'm a modern woman, I don't believe in all this.
And I like being with Ritu and Rohan.
So you're here for how long?
-This is too much. -I'm just asking.
She'll stay as long as she likes. Okay?
-It's her own house. -That's true.
You are a very small hearted man, son-in-law.
-You can't take care of your elders. -Enough, Mother.
I had told you he's not worth you.
What are you saying, Mother? He's my husband.
And tell me one thing.
Why are you trying to look younger in your 40s?
Such cheeky shirt, cool shades, and gel in your hair.
Juggling keys like a jester.
You're not having an affair, right? All these traits point to that.
You're losing your eyesight.
That's why you're seeing all this. I'm the same.
Like the last time. Nothing has changed.
Whether Raja Bhai says or not, you keep an eye on Bindi madam.
Lappu, the thing is that…
It is very difficult to make a family.
It shouldn't break.
WE ARE A COUPLE… BUNTY AND BABLI
ARE YOU UP FOR A THREESOME?
YES… READY FOR MFM
THE FEES WILL BE MORE.
A LI'L BIT OF YOU A LI'L BIT OF ME HOW TO ATTRACT YOUR HUSBAND
What's up, Bindi? You're humming a lot nowadays.
You don't bug me like before.
No reason. I'm content with myself. Living life to the fullest.
Great.
Hey, listen.
Tell me how it tastes.
You know I'm diabetic.
And it's high these days because of all the stress.
So take another unit of insulin at night.
Try it at least.
What a delicious cake! Tastes so different.
From where did you get it?
On a website. Found a delivery person. He brings it.
You must keep this at your shop. It'll be a hit.
Cake is good, but people won't buy from us.
If you won't keep, then the ones who want will get it from elsewhere.
Let them, how do I care?
You don't use your brain too much. Let me take care of the business.
You continue with your humming and all.
And, if you keep to yourself, then even my life remains peaceful.
-It's okay, right? -Yes.
Here you go. The shop is yours.
Give it to her. She's the owner.
-Happy? -Yes.
We need a grand party for this, brother-in-law.
Won't leave you like that.
Certainly. There'll be a huge party when we inaugurate the shop.
-Yeah. -Will give a treat.
-Both of you should attend. -If you invite, we'll be there.
Why would I not?
Okay, I'll take leave? Have some insurance work.
We're also about to leave.
-Shall we? Okay, I'll see you. -I have some work too.
Let's go.
Everyone's happy. It's a good shop.
-Okay, sir. Goodbye. -Goodbye.
Shall we?
CA Topper.
Bunty and Babli, come in.
Close the door. Quickly.
Undress yourself.
Fast.
Turn on the lights.
-Brother-in-law. -Shobha.
-Brother-in-law, you? -Shobha, blanket.
-Shambhu! -Hello, Brother-in-law.
We were doing this just to experiment.
I was here just for the money.
Listen.
-Ashoklata shouldn't know. -Sister shouldn't know.
Let's leave.
My 40,000?
If money transactions aren't sorted, it sours family relations.
It must be the first transaction of this kind within a family, brother-in-law.
Let's go. I mean, I…
You can use the bathroom, we'll be here.
-Hello, ma'am. Please come. -Yes.
Thank you.
Hello.
-Hello. -Hello.
-How are you? -Fine.
You come once in a blue moon. You should come regularly.
The same old facial today?
No, I'll get the special one done. It costs 200 more, right?
Why the special one?
It's my shop's inauguration. My own shop.
Wow. What shop is it?
A bakery. Home-made cakes etcetera.
Cake? Nice. Even I love cakes.
Really? Then you must visit my shop.
-Sure. -It's in the Hi-Fi mall.
Which flavor do you like?
Flavor…
Honestly, flavor may be any,
but the taste is 'cause of the one who gets it.
Right.
You did well by opening a shop. Women must learn to be happy on their own.
It's their right.
Make it quick, sister.
Or the groom will arrive,
and the bride's aunts will still be getting ready.
-Two more minutes. -Leave it.
The bride is just an excuse. You get decked up for your mister.
Yes. He just doesn't leave me.
Even my mister doesn't leave me.
Your husband is surely mad over you, but not as much as mine.
-I can bet on it. -Let's make a wager, then.
The shop was a personal affair.
What was the need to invite Shobha and Shambhu?
You're the limit.
They were the ones who took us to Mr. Abdul.
And the whole family should be there for the inauguration.
-Something happened? -No, what would happen?
Anyway, listen.
I'll tell you something?
What?
There's some CA Topper.
He gives those kinda services to women.
Those kinda, meaning?
Paid sex.
-No way. That's bullshit. -Really.
This is unreal. You believe anything that anyone tells you.
Unbelievable.
This is confirmed news.
Last week we had a kitty party at Mrs. Goel's.
Her friends had come over. A couple of them had used his services.
And there were two co-sisters in the parlor today.
Both had the CA Topper mirror with them.
He gives it as a gift.
Really?
What were they, the co-sisters saying?
Nothing. What would they?
They were avoiding eye contact.
Mrs. Goel… What were her friends saying?
They were heaping praises.
Really?
What kind of praises?
That he's solid in bed. And listens carefully too.
What else were they saying about CA Topper?
That he understands what women want. And that they keep going back to him.
No one's like him in the whole of Noida. There's something special about him.
Shall we leave?
LATAVAN BAKERY
May God bless you.
-Hey, Shobha, serve cake to all. -Sure.
Finally, son-in-law did something worthy.
Feed your brother-in-law first.
Have it.
Have some.
It's good. It's the first day. Eat.
Shobha, no need to put the saree over your head in front of me.
It's so hot these days.
She's very cultured, our Shobha.
I chose her. Your father was in two minds.
Both of them are very cultured.
Our pair is no less, Mother. He's also one in a million.
The cake… is good.
It's good.
Yes, bro, which room do you want? For one or two hours?
Do you have a CCTV set up? Have to put it in one room.
Are you nuts? Guests need privacy.
No CCTV. Fuck off. Leave. Now.
Bastard. Should I open your skull for you?
If you don't have CCTV, I have a cell phone.
I'll record in it.
You'll put it, right bastard?
Bastard. Acting too smart, fucker. Hurry up now.
Motherfucker. It's a magnificent room.
The main act will happen here.
Where to put the camera?
Listen.
Make sure everything is captured without the camera being visible.
Do it, motherfucker. It's 800 rupees per hour.
The ways people spend money, man, and the things they spend it on.
-You get a kilo of good sweets with that. -Done.
Done?
Next time, do as I say without all this drama, you bastard.
Go, and move that madam to this room.
But…
Now you want me to think for an excuse for you too. Go and say something like…
The AC is not working. There's a plumbing problem.
There can be so many excuses, go now.
You'll go or should I…
Subtitle translation by: Smriti Shalini