1 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,625 [tense music playing] 2 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:29,416 Aren't you ashamed? 3 00:00:30,208 --> 00:00:32,250 What if your family finds out? Huh? 4 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,666 Uh, and you? 5 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:36,208 Hey? What is your name? 6 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:37,541 What is your name? 7 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:39,125 -Let me talk to your parents. -Huh? 8 00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:41,833 This is illegal, okay? Don't you know about it? 9 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:45,666 Where are your values and morals, madam? Huh? 10 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,750 If you're so interested in making money, try something respectable. 11 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:50,125 Disgraceful! 12 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,041 I'm not here to make any money. 13 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:53,291 That's his job. 14 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:58,041 And I paid him for a service. I already have a respectable job. 15 00:00:58,791 --> 00:00:59,750 [hesitates] 16 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:02,416 You're making money? 17 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,125 Male prostitute? 18 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,000 Isn't that also illegal, Sudhaji? 19 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:14,458 I don't know, sir. I've never heard about this before. 20 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,041 [Ali] What to do? 21 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:17,958 What do I do? What do I do? What to do? 22 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:19,625 How much do you want? 23 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,625 You are offering us a bribe. 24 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:26,583 -This is definitely illegal! -Hmm. 25 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:28,708 I'm not bribing you. I'm settling this. 26 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:32,833 If you’re thinking so much, you've also thought about settling the matter. 27 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:36,583 Ah, you seem very experienced. Huh? 28 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:40,000 You have a respectable job. You must be earning a lot. 29 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:42,625 I also get a bonus, sir. Just name your price. 30 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,291 But this must stay between us. That's all. 31 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:47,625 [Ali] Sudhaji. 32 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,708 Yes, sir. 33 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:53,583 Give it to her. She'll handle it. 34 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:54,500 Hmm? 35 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:57,583 So, bhaiya, male prostitute? 36 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,500 Do you have more in your gang or you work alone? 37 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:01,500 Lone wolf? 38 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:04,833 If you do anything illegal in Noida, we'll get you! 39 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,708 Okay, tell me one thing, do you get a bonus? 40 00:02:07,791 --> 00:02:08,916 Any benefits? 41 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,208 [whispers] Tip. 42 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:13,916 Huh? 43 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,666 [strains, clears throat] 44 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,333 Clients tip us. 45 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:19,250 Tip? 46 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:21,875 Well done. Give me the tip. Hand it over. 47 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,125 Don't do this or don't get caught. I'll have to maintain law and order. 48 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:39,083 Then see to law and order, sir. 49 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:41,500 Why preach about culture and good values? 50 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:45,000 And you only gave me that lecture. Why not him? 51 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:51,458 Madam is absolutely right, sir. 52 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:55,208 Come on, Sudhaji. Whenever you get a chance, you start lecturing me. 53 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:57,916 -[dramatic music playing] -[door opens] 54 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,000 [door closes] 55 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:11,875 [man in Hindi] ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 56 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:16,333 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 57 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:19,125 ♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪ 58 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:22,166 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 59 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:25,041 ♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪ 60 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:28,041 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 61 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,875 ♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪ 62 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:34,000 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 63 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:38,250 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 64 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,333 [kids chattering happily] 65 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,875 [kids' voices muffled] 66 00:03:57,208 --> 00:03:58,291 What’s the matter? 67 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,916 -Huh? -All okay? 68 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,666 -Hmm? -You look preoccupied. 69 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:04,625 No, it's nothing. 70 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:06,958 [doorbell rings] 71 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:10,958 -[bell ringing incessantly] -[tense music playing] 72 00:04:12,291 --> 00:04:13,375 I'll see who's there. 73 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,583 [door opens] 74 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,250 -Namaste, ma'am. -Namaste. 75 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,666 [guard] Madam, the society office sent this. 76 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,750 It's an order for cakes and pastries. 77 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,625 -We are having an annual get-together. -Yeah. 78 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:36,916 -Madam. -Okay. Yeah, tell me. 79 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,208 -Send extra pastries for the guards. -For sure. 80 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,166 -And that orange cake also. -Absolutely. 81 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,500 -Please don't forget. -Namaste. 82 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:52,875 [Mishra] Listen, can we go watch a film? 83 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:55,458 -Right now? -Yes. 84 00:04:57,041 --> 00:05:00,083 What if someone comes over? They'll see no one's home and go back. 85 00:05:00,666 --> 00:05:02,916 -That's why I suggested it. -What do you mean? 86 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:05,916 I mean, why waste time? 87 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,875 You've just got this order, right? 88 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:10,958 We'll buy all the things, and we'll watch the film also. Huh? 89 00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:13,791 -Let's go? -Yes. 90 00:05:14,541 --> 00:05:16,541 [loud Bollywood song playing] 91 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:35,625 Beta, just in case you want more cheese or caramel popcorn, let me know. 92 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:36,875 Papa will go get it. 93 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:38,291 -Okay, Papa. -Okay. 94 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:39,208 Enjoy. 95 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,125 [message chimes, buzzes] 96 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:53,375 ANSAL JI - WHEN WILL I GET THE LAST INSTALLMENT MISHRA JI? 97 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,041 THE GAME'S NOT OVER YET 98 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,708 [doorbell ringing] 99 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:02,833 JAIN MANSION 100 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,250 [Dhaincha] Hey, where is Bhabhi? 101 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,375 I needed the checkbook. 102 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:15,916 Bhabhi has gone out. 103 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,791 Why didn't you go with her? 104 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,208 Bhabhi goes alone these days most of the time. 105 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,541 She doesn’t take me. 106 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:27,208 -[suspenseful music playing] -I asked her. 107 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:31,625 But she said that she doesn't need me. 108 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,208 Really? 109 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:37,458 She must be doing her own thing. None of our business, anyway. Shall we go? 110 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:40,916 [suspenseful music playing] 111 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:47,375 Could you keep the dim light on, please? 112 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:49,125 You sure? 113 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,958 I feel quite comfortable with you now. 114 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,625 [soft, romantic music playing] 115 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,083 [music continues] 116 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:52,458 I bring this cake just for you. Specially. 117 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:57,916 Thank you! 118 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,416 -Hope I don't put on weight. -[Mishra chuckles] 119 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:07,666 So what's the big deal? You'll still be very beautiful. 120 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:11,541 It's true. 121 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,916 Can I tell you something? 122 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 The real flavor of the cake depends on who is tasting it. 123 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,166 Next time take some of it home. 124 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:21,958 -Hmm? -Hmm. 125 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:23,625 [Mishra] I better go. 126 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:33,291 [gulping sound] 127 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,333 [Agarwal] I've already insured my fingers. 128 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:39,291 What more do you want, Shambhu babu? 129 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:42,416 The body has more than just fingers. 130 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,958 Your life is all about guns. You live your life on the edge. 131 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:47,791 I suggest you insure every part of your body. 132 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,666 Music exists in every part of you. 133 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,000 Ghungroos for ankles, the tune on your lips, 134 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,875 ragas in your mind, and melody in your heart. 135 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:58,291 Asshole! You're a bloody strange man. 136 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:01,708 -Hey. -What will you turn me into this time? 137 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,041 A whole orchestra. 138 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:05,791 [quirky music playing] 139 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,458 [vocalizing] 140 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,833 [kathak beats playing] 141 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:20,333 [music fades] 142 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:24,166 -You're very photogenic. -Sahabji. 143 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,083 -Here's the premium. -Hmm. 144 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,291 -Deposit the cash. -Hmm. 145 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:38,250 I've told you so many times. 146 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,750 All plants need sunlight during the day. Sunlight is good for them. 147 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:46,250 If you don't do it tomorrow, I'll make you stand outside naked 148 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,041 in the sun, understood? 149 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,666 This won't happen again. 150 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,000 Bloody idiot! 151 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,041 I'm sure it's all there. 152 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,208 [clears throat nervously] 153 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:06,125 [shutter closing] 154 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,250 OPENING HOURS - 9 AM TO 2 PM 4 PM TO 9 PM 155 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,333 [indistinct traffic sounds] 156 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,791 Hey, Pinky, come here! 157 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,125 You will count the cash today. 158 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:39,333 [garbled] One, two, three, four, 159 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:42,166 -five-- -Spit the paan before you start counting. 160 00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:46,333 [garbled] No difference. I speak like this even after spitting it. 161 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,041 Six, seven… 162 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:52,083 Hey, Lappu, he will count the cash from today onwards. 163 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,500 You always count with so many breaks. 164 00:10:55,333 --> 00:11:00,500 Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one. 165 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:06,250 One, two, three, four… 166 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,333 One minute, one minute, fucker. 167 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:11,625 Why the hell did you start counting again after 21? 168 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,500 [garbled] I can't count beyond 21, bhai. 169 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,208 He's saying he cannot count beyond 21. 170 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:21,166 But we asked you this, motherfucker. Why didn’t you tell us? 171 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,916 [garbled] When did you ask? Nobody asked. 172 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,208 You only asked if I know to count beyond 17, I said yes to you. 173 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,791 He's saying nobody asked him. 174 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:32,250 We just asked if he can count beyond 17, and he said, "Yes, I can." 175 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,583 [mimicking Pinky] Do you know what? You're the number one idiot! 176 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,208 Beyond 17 means right till the very end, okay? 177 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,291 Can count till infinity or not? 178 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:46,250 That's what I wanted to know, fucker. You understand? 179 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:50,000 Raja Bhai is saying that beyond 17 means right till the end. 180 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:54,125 Can you count till infinity or not? That's what he wanted to know. Fucker! 181 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,541 [garbled] Yes. Yes. Hmm. 182 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,541 -Raja Bhai, he is saying yes. -I understood that. 183 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,666 Do you get it now? 184 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:06,333 Idiot, the way you speak, nobody can understand a single word you say. 185 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,916 Is this a fucking gang or what? Is it a circus? 186 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,208 Now count it. 187 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,000 -Zero, one, two, three… -[shutter opening] 188 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,541 [shutter opening] 189 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,000 [suspenseful music playing] 190 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,333 [slow, dramatic music playing] 191 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,916 The shop is closed right now. Didn't you see the board? 192 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,125 I've seen it, bhai. 193 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:40,083 I don't look at my watch before eating samosas. 194 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:41,708 So fry some. 195 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,000 Hello, Jain sahab! 196 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,000 [Mathew] How are you? 197 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,375 How is everything, Jain sahab? 198 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,875 Everything is fine. 199 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:58,875 How are both of you? 200 00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:00,625 Very good. 201 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:05,166 [Pinky, garbled] Here is your samosa, and here is your jalebi. 202 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,833 Want to hear an interesting coincidence? 203 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,958 So Gaur sahab is missing, right? We conducted an inquiry. 204 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,250 We found out one of his colleagues is also missing. 205 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,375 An FIR has been filed in Sector 40. 206 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,708 Interesting coincidence, right? 207 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,916 By any chance, was he your customer? 208 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,625 Loyal? 209 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,083 Just like Gaur sahab? 210 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,208 Take care of it. 211 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,916 Not with a gun. Use a knife. 212 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,125 -[man grunting] -[knife clinking] 213 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:39,875 [man grunting] 214 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,833 -[knife clinking] -[man screaming] 215 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,958 Not at all. 216 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,625 I have no idea about him. 217 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:52,416 Okay, then. 218 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,625 [tense music playing] 219 00:13:58,041 --> 00:13:59,083 You can… 220 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,583 You can add the samosa and jalebi to our account. 221 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,833 As if we keep an account of what you eat here. 222 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:09,208 I'm just joking about it, Jain sahab. Sense of humor. 223 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,833 -Hey, hey, pal! Hey! -Hmm? 224 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,333 You've eaten so much paan. Now your mouth is red like a monkey's ass. 225 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,583 Nobody wants to kiss that and nobody will kiss you. 226 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,041 [Mathew laughing] 227 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,083 Jain sahab, to be honest, in your team, 228 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,250 all your guys look like criminals, huh? Not halwai. 229 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,000 Yeah? 230 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,625 How funny! 231 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:35,666 [grunts] 232 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,458 [Mathew] One of these days, instead of samosa and jalebi, 233 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,125 they'll serve us a gun on our plate. 234 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,166 Next time, give it to them in a damn paper plate. 235 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:48,791 Bloody fuckers! 236 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,583 [bike approaching] 237 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,041 [engine stops] 238 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,250 Here is your last installment, Ansal sahab. 239 00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:10,458 Hey, bhai, Mishraji, why are we meeting like this? 240 00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:13,750 We could have met up at a bar or something. We are friends now. 241 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:14,833 -Huh? -[scoffs] 242 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,000 We are not friends. 243 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,791 And you don't try to be over friendly with me. 244 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,958 Remember, you had threatened to hurt my family. 245 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:25,791 -[suspicious music playing] -[conversation muted] 246 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,083 I've finally returned all your money, 247 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,333 and now this chapter is closed. 248 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,125 [triumphant music playing] 249 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,000 [bike receding] 250 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,666 -[Ashoklata] Did you like it? -Yeah. 251 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,958 It's all branded. He chose it for you himself. 252 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,125 And I got the edges done for you. 253 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,291 It's very beautiful. 254 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,125 But, Jiji, this looks really expensive. You didn't have to. 255 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,500 Hey, why didn't we have to? 256 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,291 If you're giving a gift, it should be special, huh? 257 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,375 And anyway, we are in a much better place. 258 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,625 CA consulting is really going well. We have some added income. 259 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:29,000 -It will look great on you, the color. -Yes. 260 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,458 -He's right. -Thank you! 261 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:35,208 -Shambhu, how's your work going? -[Shambhu] It's going really well. 262 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:38,291 There are so many opportunities in the insurance business. 263 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,791 It just needs a person with vision. 264 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,833 [all chuckle] 265 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,833 Hey, you had told us about one client, right? 266 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,750 A man whose fingers you had insured? 267 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,625 -Even I want to insure my fingers. -[Ashoklata] Huh? 268 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,166 -[Shambhu] Your fingers? -Why? 269 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:58,583 Yeah, I mean, hey, my fingers help me to provide services to the clients, right? 270 00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:01,250 -You use your fingers? -Hey, my fingers are critical. 271 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,041 On the computer. Tip, tip, tip, I use my fingers so much. 272 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,958 -[Shambhu] I see. -That's how work gets done. 273 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,333 -Bhaiya, you better insure my fingers. -Yeah. 274 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,625 I heard you accept premiums in cash. 275 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:16,583 I'll give it to you on the spot. Take it when you leave. Cash. 276 00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,250 -"On the spot"? -Mm-hmm. 277 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,208 [Shambhu] Really? 278 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,916 -Very good. -Okay, done, Jijaji. 279 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,958 Have some samosas. 280 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,583 No, just chai for today. 281 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:29,500 Okay. 282 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,458 -Ah, yeah. -They're very good. 283 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,625 -Really hot. -Hmm. 284 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,333 Tissue, tissue, tissue. 285 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,333 Hey… [clears throat] 286 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,166 -Tell them? -What? 287 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:47,250 In the mall, we have chosen a shop for Ashoklata. 288 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,750 A shop? 289 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,208 To set up a bakery. 290 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:54,125 -Wow! Wow! -Oh, wow! This is a great idea. 291 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,041 [Shobha] Jiji is an excellent baker. 292 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:59,416 -So when are you buying the place? -Very soon, I hope. 293 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,708 -[Shobha] I see. -Yeah. 294 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,333 We've spoken to the party. 295 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,833 I'm not a chugad anymore! 296 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,916 [pensive music playing] 297 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,958 Hey, Shambhu. Do some arrangement for cash from somewhere. 298 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:29,041 The bank is not going to give us a loan. So I thought I would ask you. 299 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,791 I have the cash for a down payment. 300 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,916 And I will make sure that I pay all the installments on time. 301 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,833 Cash. 302 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,958 Huh? Works? 303 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:41,708 [Shambhu] Hmm. 304 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:45,791 -Let me think about it, Jijaji. -Um, I have one party in mind. 305 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,833 -[Shambhu] Huh? -[Mishra] Hmm? 306 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,666 Shall we talk to him? 307 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,291 ABDUL RAHMAN'S PROMISE THE COLOR GREEN WILL RULE THE WORLD 308 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,833 [sinister music playing] 309 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,541 So you are her jijaji. 310 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:11,875 And she is my classmate. We were bound to meet. 311 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,541 Abdul bhai comes to the yoga class to learn anger management. 312 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,458 -That’s amazing. -[Abdul] Things are getting better for me. 313 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,708 The interest rate will be higher than the bank's. 314 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,916 The installments will be paid on time, right? 315 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,458 By the way, isn't your bank account still frozen? 316 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,208 No, don't worry about the installments. 317 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,750 In fact, if I pay back my loan earlier than planned, 318 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,083 I'll talk to you about reducing the interest rate. 319 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,208 If you are able to pay back the loan earlier, 320 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,916 I will reduce your interest rate. 321 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,583 And if I don't get my installments on time, 322 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,875 I can always take a break from my yoga class. 323 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,666 [sinister music playing] 324 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,458 It will not come to that, Abdul bhai. You don't need to worry. 325 00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:06,916 -Shambhu, shall we leave? -Thank you! 326 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,875 -Khuda hafiz. -Khuda hafiz. 327 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,500 [sinister music continues] 328 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:21,458 Good morning, sir. 329 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,833 Bastard, you really think I'm an idiot, is it? Huh? 330 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,208 I was the one who signed off on Ansal's file, 331 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,583 and you're singing duets with him. 332 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:37,833 Bloody bastard thinks I'm an idiot! 333 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:43,541 -I know everything. Everything! -[Lift shuts] 334 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,625 Eagle! I'm an eagle! Eagle! I have razor-sharp vision. 335 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,333 What the fuck is going on? 336 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:51,541 There is nothing going on. I do not know that Ansal at all. 337 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,041 [Varshney] Beta, I am your boss! The Boss! 338 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,916 If you have some side deal with him, tell me. 339 00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,375 Or I'll make your life hell! 340 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,416 Look at me! 341 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,916 By hell, I mean, I'll make sure you are on the floor, begging for mercy! 342 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,750 Bloody idiot, hey, look here-- 343 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,291 -[Varshney] Hey! -[lift dings open] 344 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,666 [Varshney] What… 345 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,250 -Hey! -Reetaji, you step out. Step out. 346 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,958 Reetaji. Reeta! 347 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,333 [lift bangs shut] 348 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:20,875 Listen carefully! 349 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:24,708 The lift door will remain closed until I say otherwise. 350 00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:27,208 Uh, listen… listen to me! No… 351 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,041 -What were you saying? -Nothing. 352 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,625 You're an eagle? Huh? 353 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,000 You have razor-sharp vision? Huh? 354 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,375 What are you? 355 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,333 -Rip your eyes out? -[whimpering] 356 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,416 [Mishra] Rip it out with my fingers? Huh? 357 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:42,958 Bastard! You're the one screwing around in the office. Hmm? Hmm? 358 00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,500 Taking bribes, approving building after building, 359 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,000 and I look the other way. But not humiliation. 360 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,416 I will not tolerate disrespect, am I clear? 361 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,833 -[whimpering] Yes. -Huh? 362 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:56,666 Open it. Open the door. I-I-I can't breathe anymore. 363 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,916 I'm going to die here. 364 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,083 Frankly, even if you die here, it won't make a damn difference to me. 365 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,666 If you give respect, you will get respect. 366 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,041 Do you understand or not? 367 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:10,458 I'll take this shoe and put a tattoo of the sole across your face! 368 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,333 Beat me up. I'll respect you. [wheezing] 369 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,125 Whether you respect me or not, I'll respect you. 370 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:19,041 Hit me with your shoe. Tear out my ears. 371 00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:22,541 Do whatever you want to, but open the door. I'm going to die. 372 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:27,458 If you feel so suffocated, why don't you use the stairs? 373 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,250 You'll lose some of this also. 374 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,791 I'll do that. I'll do that. 375 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,083 -Open the door. -Open the door. 376 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,500 [lift slides open] 377 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,875 -[Varshney panting] -Sir! 378 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,625 -Killed me, asshole. -What happened? 379 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:40,458 Let's get away from here. Let's go! 380 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,416 [upbeat music playing] 381 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,833 Motherfucker. 382 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,000 If I don't make his life a living hell, my name is not Ram. Ram Babu Varshney! 383 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:09,458 I only need him to make one mistake, that's all. 384 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:12,125 And then I'll order an inquiry into him. Bloody loser! 385 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,833 -Keep an eye on the bloody asshole. -Yes, sir. 386 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:19,958 -Sir, my brother, Guddu would like a-- -Hey, fuck your brother Guddu! 387 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,750 -Fucker! -Sure, sir. 388 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,083 What did you do with Varshney sir today? 389 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:31,500 All of us use the same lift with the same lift man, Mishraji. 390 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,250 I've completely changed. 391 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,833 I won't allow people to walk over me. 392 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,750 Whether it's my boss or anyone else. 393 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,000 That you've changed has been obvious for quite a while. 394 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,750 So what's going on, Mishraji? Will you tell me? 395 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,708 Let's step out for lunch. 396 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,208 I'll tell you everything then, okay? 397 00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:58,041 [Mishra] I hope you’re not judging me. 398 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,458 -Oh… [laughs] -[chuckles] 399 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,916 So you are judging me, huh? 400 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,791 If I were judging you, I would have left at the beginning of this conversation. 401 00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:12,416 -You did what you felt was right. -That's true. 402 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,375 And you're not answerable to me in any way. 403 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,500 I don't think our relationship will change just because now you're… 404 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,083 What are you now? 405 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:23,791 Male prostitute. 406 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,583 -Yeah, that. -Try to say it once. 407 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:27,875 [whispers] Male prostitute. 408 00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,250 [Lalita] You already returned the money you had borrowed. 409 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:36,500 When you fulfil all your other desires, then you'll stop, right? 410 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,250 [Mishra] I feel like I've just got my wings. 411 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:42,500 I want to fly high. I don’t think I'll be able to stop now. 412 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,875 [woman moaning] 413 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:49,958 [woman] ♪ Darling ♪ 414 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:55,583 ♪ Hold me close tonight, darling ♪ 415 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,958 [Mishra] Sorry, when you called the other day, my wife was around. 416 00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:03,916 So I had to end the call. Sorry! 417 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,416 It's all right. 418 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,791 Will you keep apologizing? You said sorry, no? 419 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:17,375 You know, my husband never apologizes. Even if it's his fault. 420 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:21,750 And my mother-in-law always takes his side. 421 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:23,958 Her son after all. 422 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:26,625 But I'm an outsider, isn't it? 423 00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:31,541 By the way, what does your husband do? 424 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:34,166 He runs a business. He's always so busy. 425 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:37,083 Ups and downs, tax accounts all the time. 426 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:38,500 Tax? 427 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:43,125 Can I help him out? I will charge a fee, of course. 428 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,458 You? 429 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:47,250 CA Topper. That's my name. 430 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,708 You are actually a CA? 431 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,375 What did you think? That I just like that? 432 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:55,250 Mrs. Verma, let me know whenever you are in need. 433 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:56,750 [cell phone ringing] 434 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,125 [clears throat] 435 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,250 Hello? 436 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,291 -[Bindi] Listen. -[Mishra] Yes. 437 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,583 Switch on all the lights. 438 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:15,750 [Mishra] Sure? 439 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,125 [romantic music playing] 440 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,416 [woman vocalizing] 441 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:46,833 [woman in Hindi] ♪ Hey, river, hey, river ♪ 442 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:53,083 ♪ Like the sun I submerged myself in you ♪ 443 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,333 ♪ Hey, monsoon ♪ 444 00:26:56,416 --> 00:27:02,291 ♪ I'm sewn on the body like a thread ♪ 445 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:05,333 ♪ Yeah, I melted ♪ 446 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:11,291 ♪ In your heat, in your heat ♪ 447 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:17,291 ♪ I melted into you, I melted into you ♪ 448 00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:24,750 ♪ Hey, river, hey, river… ♪ 449 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,666 [in English] Maybe she's just visiting temples or out shopping. 450 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,833 Why should I bother? 451 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:42,375 Raja Bhai, it's important that we know, no? 452 00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:44,000 Family matter after all. 453 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:48,416 Dhaincha babu, your bhabhi doesn't irritate me the way she used to. 454 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,000 She's happy to be on her own. 455 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:54,916 This is what heaven feels like when you are a married man. Understand? 456 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,875 And now, we can focus on our clients properly, okay? 457 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,791 All this police involvement shouldn't affect our ratings. 458 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,083 [Dhaincha] Yes, Raja Bhai. 459 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:08,125 [woman in Hindi] ♪ Let the river flow, let it flow ♪ 460 00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:15,000 ♪ Let it flow through you ♪ 461 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:20,208 ♪ Let the river flow, let it flow ♪ 462 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:26,208 ♪ You don't stop Let the time stand still ♪ 463 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:33,000 ♪ Hey, river… ♪ 464 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:37,458 [in English] You give me both, so much pleasure and happiness too. 465 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,166 [low, romantic music playing] 466 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,750 Actually, I've started liking you a lot. 467 00:28:57,041 --> 00:28:58,000 I've liked you 468 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,458 right from the very beginning. 469 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:07,416 [woman in Hindi] ♪ Let the river flow, let it flow ♪ 470 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:12,625 ♪ You don't stop Let the time stand still ♪ 471 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:19,708 ♪ Hey, river ♪ 472 00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,250 Ashoklata! 473 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:35,833 [woman] You're quite late today, Damadji. 474 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,916 Doesn't your office close at 5:30 in the evening? 475 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,416 Amma, when did you get here? 476 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,958 We had no idea you were visiting. 477 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:47,875 Do I need an appointment to come to my daughter's house? 478 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,958 I'm getting an eye operation done in the city. 479 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,500 -You have to take me. -[Ashoklata] Of course, Amma. 480 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,041 You don’t even need to ask. 481 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,208 Here's some chai for you. Piping hot! 482 00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,125 Okay. 483 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,916 -[Ashoklata] How many spoons of sugar? -[Amma] I don't want too much. 484 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,875 Just four teaspoons should be enough. 485 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,333 Amma, you didn’t stay with Shambhu? 486 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,333 No, I mean… 487 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,500 Usually, mothers stay at their son's house. 488 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,833 not at their daughter's. 489 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:20,833 Huh? So, how come you're here? 490 00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:25,250 Damadji, I'm a modern woman. I don’t believe in all this. 491 00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:29,208 And I really love spending time with my Ritu and Rohan. 492 00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,500 So now how many days will you stay with us? 493 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,000 -What's wrong with you? -[Mishra] Just asking casually. 494 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,791 Amma will stay here as long as she feels like. Hmm? 495 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:42,041 -This is also her home. -[Amma] That is very true. 496 00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:45,041 You are not a very giving, caring person, Damadji. 497 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:47,541 -You'll never take care of the elderly. -Stop it. 498 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:50,500 I told you in the beginning, he doesn't deserve you. 499 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:53,916 Amma, what are you saying? He's my husband. 500 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,000 [Amma] Can you tell me something? 501 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:03,041 You are now 40 years old. Why are you looking like 20? 502 00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:09,083 This shiny disco shirt, your sunglasses, gelled hair, 503 00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:11,708 swinging your keys like a Sudarshan chakra. 504 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,875 -Sure you are not having some affair? -[mouths] Amma! 505 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,833 All the signs are there, I can see it. 506 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,583 Your eyesight has become weak, hasn't it? 507 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:22,833 That's why you're seeing strange things. I'm the same. 508 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:25,625 Just the way you saw me last time. Nothing has changed. 509 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,000 Whether Raja Bhai says it or not, 510 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:41,125 I want you to keep a close eye on Bindi Bhabhi. 511 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:46,875 You know, Lappu, a home is very difficult to build. 512 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,708 It should never break. 513 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,250 [snoring sounds] 514 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,625 [Amma snoring] 515 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,000 [message chimes] 516 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:13,458 WE ARE A COUPLE…BUNTY AND BABLI 517 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:15,416 ARE YOU UP FOR A 3SUM? 518 00:32:16,416 --> 00:32:18,416 [quirky music playing] 519 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,625 YES.. READY FOR MFM 520 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,625 THE FEES WILL BE MORE 521 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:46,541 HOW TO ATTRACT YOUR HUSBAND 522 00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,875 [Bindi humming a Bollywood song] 523 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:27,333 What's happening, Bindi? You've been singing a lot these days. 524 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,791 You don't even get on my nerves like you used to. 525 00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:33,291 Nothing special. 526 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:35,333 I'm happy from within. 527 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,333 And I'm living my life. 528 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:38,458 That's good. 529 00:33:38,541 --> 00:33:40,041 -[Bindi] Hey, listen. -Hmm? 530 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:42,833 Tell me if you like this. 531 00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:46,291 Don't you know that I'm diabetic? 532 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:50,125 And my sugar levels are out of control because of all the stress. 533 00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:53,500 So take one extra unit of insulin at night. 534 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,375 Take a bite, at least. 535 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:20,041 This cake is delicious, man. A very unique flavor. 536 00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:22,750 From where did you buy it? 537 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:25,833 I found it on some website. Home delivery. 538 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:27,666 Someone delivers it. 539 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:32,291 Why don't you stock it at the shop? It'll be quite a hit. 540 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:38,500 The cake is definitely superb, but no one will buy it from our shop. 541 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,000 If you don't stock it, 542 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:43,500 whoever wants it will buy it from somewhere else. 543 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,291 Let them buy, why should I care? 544 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:49,458 You don't spend so much time thinking about it. 545 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,833 -Let me manage the business. -[Bindi] Hmm. 546 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:57,041 Listen, you continue your singing and all that. 547 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,666 And if you're happy in your life, 548 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,041 then my life also becomes quite stress-free. 549 00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:07,083 [Bindi resumes humming Bollywood song] 550 00:35:12,916 --> 00:35:14,375 -It's all there, right? -Yes. 551 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,791 [seller] The shop is all yours from now. 552 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,541 Give it to her. She's the owner. 553 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:23,125 [lively music playing] 554 00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,625 I put your name on the contract. 555 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,458 -You happy? -[Bindi] Hmm. 556 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:34,000 Jijaji, you owe us a party for this one. You won’t get away so easily. 557 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:37,625 Of course I'll give a party when we have the formal opening of her new cake shop. 558 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:38,916 -Yes. -Then we'll celebrate. 559 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,083 -Both of you have to be there. -If you invite us, we'll be there. 560 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:43,916 Goes without saying. 561 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,791 -We'll leave. I need to sell a policy. -We're also on our way out. 562 00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,833 -Shall we leave? -I also have some work to do. 563 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,416 All right, I'll head out then. 564 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,333 Let's go. 565 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:56,791 Everyone is very happy. This is a good shop. 566 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,208 -Okay, bhaiya. Namaskar. -[seller] Namaskar. 567 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,208 Let's leave? Come. 568 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:11,000 CA Topper. 569 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,541 [woman whispers] Bunty and Babli, come in. 570 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,625 [man whispers] Close the door. Hurry up. 571 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:24,416 [woman] Take off all your clothes. 572 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,875 [man] Fast. 573 00:36:25,958 --> 00:36:27,791 [man and woman breathing heavily] 574 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,583 [panting continues] 575 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:34,833 [man] Switch on the lights. 576 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,791 -Jijaji! [screams] -[whimpers] 577 00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:43,208 [Shobha's whimpering continues] 578 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:45,125 -Jijaji! -Shobha! 579 00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:48,000 -[whimpers] Jijaji-- -Shobha, cover yourself! 580 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,833 -Shambhu! -Jijaji, namaste. 581 00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,791 [quirky music playing] 582 00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,000 [music stops] 583 00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:01,166 -[man, woman grunting in next room] -[cot creaking rhythmically] 584 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:05,125 -We were doing this as an experiment. -And I'm doing it for money. 585 00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:11,041 -[hisses] -Hmm? 586 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,500 Listen. [clears throat] 587 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,791 -Ashoklata shouldn't find out. -Jiji shouldn't find out. 588 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,958 -Let's go? -And my 40,000? 589 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,041 [quirky music playing] 590 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:40,958 If business dealings aren't done properly, relationships can get spoiled. 591 00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:47,416 [quirky music continues] 592 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:54,291 I'm sure no family in the world must have had this type of transaction. 593 00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:59,958 Let's go. I mean, I… [clears throat] 594 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:02,041 You use the bathroom. We'll change here. 595 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:07,125 -Namaste, Didi. Please come. -Yes. 596 00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:09,666 Thank you. 597 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:12,541 Namaste. 598 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:13,875 [both] Namaste. 599 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,916 -How are you? -I'm fine. 600 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,750 You only come to the parlor once in four to five months. 601 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,375 Why don't you come more often? 602 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,583 So, should I do your regular facial? 603 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:27,875 No, I'll do the special one today. 200 more for that, right? 604 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:30,333 Why the special one today? Hmm? 605 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:34,458 Today is the inauguration of my shop. It's my own shop. 606 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,875 Oh wow! What kind of a shop is it? 607 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:40,250 Bakery items. Homemade cakes and all that. 608 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:45,666 Cakes? Oh, I'm very fond of cakes. 609 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,583 Really? Then you must definitely visit my shop. 610 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:50,833 -Definitely. -It's in Hi-Fi mall. 611 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,916 -Which flavor do you like the most? -Flavor… 612 00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:58,750 Well, the flavor doesn't really matter. 613 00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:01,125 The taste depends on who brings it for you, right? 614 00:39:01,625 --> 00:39:02,458 Correct. 615 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:06,708 You did the right thing by opening your own shop. 616 00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,750 Women must learn to make themselves happy. 617 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,041 It's their right. 618 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,166 [indistinct traffic sounds] 619 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,250 [tense music playing] 620 00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,041 Hurry up, behena! 621 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:52,916 We can't have the bride's chachi and tai stuck in the parlor 622 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,125 while the groom arrives. 623 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,916 -[beautician] Two minutes. -Forget it. 624 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,666 The wedding is just an excuse for you. You're dressing up for Jethji. 625 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:02,083 Yeah. He wants me all the time. 626 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,791 Actually, even my husband does not leave me at all. 627 00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:08,041 Devarji is crazy about you, but not as crazy as mine. 628 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:11,583 -I can bet on that. -Okay then. Bet on it? 629 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:18,708 [lively, sexy music playing] 630 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,708 The shop is a very personal matter. 631 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:35,250 -Why did you invite Shobha and Shambhu? -[Ashoklata] Don't be ridiculous. 632 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,916 Don't forget, they introduced us to Abdul Bhai. 633 00:40:38,416 --> 00:40:40,916 And an inauguration should have the entire family. 634 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:46,416 -Did something happen? -No, no. What will happen? 635 00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:49,083 Anyway, listen. 636 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:57,333 -You know what I heard today? -Hmm? 637 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,500 There's some CA Topper. 638 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,666 And he provides services to women of those kinds. 639 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:10,333 Those kinds? Meaning? 640 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,125 Those kinds. 641 00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:17,333 -What? What are you talking about? -Hey. 642 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:21,375 I mean, you'll believe anything that you're told even if it's nonsense. 643 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,208 -You can’t do that. -[Ashoklata] This is confirmed news. 644 00:41:24,291 --> 00:41:26,833 Last week the kitty party was at Mrs. Goel's house. 645 00:41:26,916 --> 00:41:28,166 Her friends had come over. 646 00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:31,916 I heard that one or two of them have used his services. 647 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,833 And today, there was a devrani-jethani at the parlor. 648 00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:37,333 Both were carrying CA Topper hand mirrors. 649 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:40,458 He gives gifts to women. 650 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,416 Really? [chuckles nervously] 651 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:50,250 So, what were they saying? The Devrani-Jethani? 652 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:52,041 Nothing. What would they say? 653 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:54,833 They could barely look each other in the eye. 654 00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:58,291 Mrs. Goel… What were her friends saying? 655 00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,250 They were all in praise of him. 656 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:02,916 Really? 657 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 [lively music playing] 658 00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:10,583 And what kind of, uh, praises? 659 00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:13,583 They were saying he's amazing in bed. 660 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,375 And that he's a very good listener. 661 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,958 And what else were they saying about this CA Topper? 662 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,208 [Ashoklata] That he understands women really well. 663 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,916 And that everybody keeps going back to him. 664 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,625 They said, "There's no one like him in the whole of Noida." 665 00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:31,833 And there's something special about him. 666 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,125 Let's go? 667 00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:37,791 [clapping] 668 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:41,625 LATAVAN BAKERY 669 00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,833 [Amma in Hindi] May God bless you. 670 00:42:49,916 --> 00:42:51,083 -Hey, Shobha. -Yes. 671 00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,708 [In English] Give everyone some cake. 672 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,833 Finally, Damadji did one thing right in life. 673 00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:04,875 Give some to Jijaji first. 674 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,041 [quirky music playing] 675 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:10,916 Take it. 676 00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:13,875 [music continues] 677 00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:19,500 Have some. 678 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:22,875 It's really good. It's the first day. Have it. 679 00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:27,625 [Amma] Shobha, you don’t need to cover your head when I'm around. 680 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:29,500 It's so hot these days. 681 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:32,958 She has such good values. Our Shobha. 682 00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:37,333 It was I who found her. Your papa was not sure about her. 683 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,250 Lovely couple and such good values. 684 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:43,250 We both also have very good values. 685 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,500 My husband is one in a million. 686 00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:48,666 [subdued] The cake is really delicious. 687 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,791 -Hmm. -[mumbles] Very tasty. 688 00:43:51,291 --> 00:43:52,458 [message chimes] 689 00:43:57,041 --> 00:43:58,333 [Mishra clears throat] 690 00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:12,458 [ominous music playing] 691 00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:46,041 Yes, bhai, which room do you want? And for one hour or two? 692 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Do you have a CCTV set up? We want it in one of the rooms. 693 00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:53,833 Are you mad or what? Guests need privacy, okay? 694 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,833 No CCTVs allowed. Get out of here! Get out! 695 00:44:56,916 --> 00:44:58,083 Fucker! 696 00:44:58,166 --> 00:45:00,000 Fucker! Huh? 697 00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:01,166 Acting too smart? 698 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,500 -Shall I rip your brains out? -[guests screaming] 699 00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:06,791 So what if you don’t have CCTV. I have my mobile. 700 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:08,375 I'll do the recording on that. 701 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:10,375 You'll set it up, no, bastard? Huh? 702 00:45:11,541 --> 00:45:13,958 Bastard! You talk way too much, fucker! 703 00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:15,000 Hurry up! 704 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:22,625 [Lappu] Motherfucker. What a sexy room, buddy. 705 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,125 [sinister music playing] 706 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,125 So the main program will be happening here. 707 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:33,333 Where should the camera be? 708 00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:37,416 Set up in such a way that we see everything that's going on, 709 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,375 but the other person cannot see the camera. 710 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:45,500 Motherfucker! 800 for an hour? 711 00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:49,458 What the fuck do people do, man? Wasting their money like this. 712 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,541 You will get a kilo of ghevar in 800. 713 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:52,750 -It's done. -[Lappu] Done? 714 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:59,250 Next time I ask you to do something, shut up and do it without all this drama. 715 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,458 Now ask that Madam to shift to this room. 716 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:02,958 Uh, but… 717 00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:06,208 Now you want me to come up with the reason also? 718 00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:07,666 Just go and say that, uh, 719 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,791 the AC isn't working, there's no water in the toilet. 720 00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:13,583 There are 100 reasons! Just pick one and tell her. 721 00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:16,416 Are you going, or should I? 722 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:20,958 -[clock ticking] -[diabolic music playing] 723 00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:30,416 [tense music playing] 724 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,333 -[dramatic music playing] -[conversation muted] 725 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,750 [music continues] 726 00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:11,125 [music swells] 727 00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:16,041 [music crescendos]