1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,041 [tense music playing] 2 00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:13,208 [sinister music playing] 3 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:24,541 [Bindi] Come in. 4 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:25,916 [door opens] 5 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:27,958 [door closes] 6 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:34,208 [slow saxophone music begins] 7 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:48,708 ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 8 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,166 ♪ I'm the lover of lovers ♪ 9 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:57,833 ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 10 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:02,125 ♪ I'm the lover of lovers ♪ 11 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:09,375 ♪ I've traded heart for a heart In this deal of love ♪ 12 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:13,666 ♪ I won the bet of love By losing my heart ♪ 13 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:17,875 [woman] ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 14 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:22,166 ♪ You are a great magician… ♪ 15 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,166 [in English] Did you see that, Raja Bhai? The solid proof I got! 16 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,166 I think I deserve an award for this. [chuckles] 17 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:31,458 [music continues] 18 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,916 -This man is dancing in the video. -[Dhaincha] Hmm. 19 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,125 [Raja Bhai] And he dances very well. 20 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,916 Bindi is looking really happy. 21 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,333 This is just the trailer, Raja Bhai. 22 00:01:49,416 --> 00:01:51,625 I have recorded the whole damn live action. 23 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:54,125 Here it is. Watch it from here. 24 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,875 -[Bindi moaning, panting] -[Lappu] Right here. 25 00:01:56,958 --> 00:02:00,541 -[Bindi moaning louder] -[Mishra grunting] 26 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,791 [Lappu chuckling] 27 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:07,166 Just look at how they are at it. So passionate, isn't it? 28 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,041 [Lappu snickers] 29 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:12,583 And the show goes on. [cackling] 30 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,041 [stops cackling abruptly] 31 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:17,458 [Raja Bhai] She happens to be my wife, Lappu beta. 32 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,000 [Bindi moaning] 33 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:22,333 You're watching and showing it to me as if it's some dirty reality show. 34 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:24,500 [loudly] Motherfucker, stop this now! 35 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:27,125 Bloody fucker! 36 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,666 You have high sugar. 37 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:45,791 Why the hell did you bring jalebis? 38 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,291 These jalebis were supposed to be for both of us. 39 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:52,625 The video was pretty long, so we got some snacks. 40 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:55,166 I brought samosas for you, but you had the jalebi. 41 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:09,375 I want this video transferred to Dhaincha's phone 42 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:12,625 and deleted from your phone, go on. 43 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:13,583 Hmm. 44 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,916 [Dhaincha] I had told you this, Raja Bhai. 45 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:26,083 You need to know what happens in your home. 46 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:32,291 How Bhabhi and that motherfucker were in bed together. 47 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:34,625 [Raja Bhai] Whatever may have happened in bed… 48 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,250 [tense music playing] 49 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:43,791 [voice trembling] …but the man danced so well, buddy. 50 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,375 Danced for Bindi. 51 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:01,041 To tell you the truth, this matter has become very personal to me now. 52 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,208 Bring your bhabhi here. 53 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:16,666 We, uh… 54 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:20,500 We need more information about that bastard. 55 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,083 And then let's take care of him. 56 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:24,375 [diabolic music playing] 57 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:27,583 Why tell Bhabhi that we know, Raja Bhai? 58 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:33,458 What if she goes and alerts that motherfucker? 59 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:38,166 Lappu and I will keep a close eye on him. 60 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:42,125 We'll catch him red-handed and end the fucking asshole! 61 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:49,916 Do it carefully, Dhaincha. 62 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,666 He humiliated me. Motherfucker! 63 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,750 [dramatic music playing] 64 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:06,375 [man in Hindi] ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 65 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:10,875 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 66 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:13,791 ♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪ 67 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:16,750 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 68 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,666 ♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪ 69 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,458 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 70 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:25,375 ♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪ 71 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,500 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 72 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:32,791 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 73 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:41,041 [in English] Oi! I want the car to be sparkling clean! 74 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:44,875 And if you miss a single spot, I'll make sure you're fired from this job. 75 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,041 And then you'll wash the car, beta? 76 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,291 You have no sense of shame. 77 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:52,666 Getting the security guard to wash your car for you. 78 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,750 Is it the guard's job? 79 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:57,208 I told him, "This is not my job," Ammaji. 80 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,125 You try to make him understand. 81 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:00,791 [Amma] You keep your mouth shut! 82 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:03,125 You wash the car in five minutes. 83 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:05,500 But I never see you doing the guard's duty. 84 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,250 Who is the secretary of this society? I'll complain about you. 85 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:12,375 It's him. Please complain! 86 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:18,500 Oh, when the emperor himself is naked, why should his subjects wear clothes? 87 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,666 What's the matter, bhai? Huh? Who is naked? 88 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:25,666 No one is actually naked. It's just a saying. 89 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:28,958 A society where the building secretary 90 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:32,625 makes the security guard wash his car cannot be a safe place at all. 91 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,791 You are absolutely right about that. 92 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,666 -Taneja, fix the system, man. -Yeah, yeah. 93 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,291 You go back and do your duty. Am I clear? 94 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,208 Huh? 95 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,125 What did you say your name was? 96 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,750 I never told you my name. 97 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,708 You don't worry at all. I will put everyone in their place. 98 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:58,916 Taneja is only a secretary in name. Do you know the real power is in my hands? 99 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:03,250 First of all, I'm going to get rid of these dogs. 100 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:06,000 These children have allowed things to get out of control! 101 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,666 -And their father just pampers them. -Ritu. 102 00:07:09,416 --> 00:07:10,916 [Ritu, Rohan] Nani! 103 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:16,416 And why shouldn't he pamper them? They're so cute, right? 104 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:19,958 The kids of course and the puppies also. 105 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,916 [makes affectionate sounds] 106 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,291 Will you have some milk? 107 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:28,375 You didn't tell me you were Tribhuvanji's mother-in-law. 108 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,833 Is he some VIP for everyone to know? 109 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:34,833 And why would I tell you? Are you from the CID? 110 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,541 Come on, kids, let's go to school. 111 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:42,708 Ah, I can’t even get angry with you from now on. 112 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:45,000 [Vineet] Come on! [claps] Faster! 113 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,625 Yes, faster! 114 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:48,666 You can do it! Don't give up. 115 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:49,833 Faster! 116 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:51,791 Don't give up! You can do it! 117 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:54,500 -You're very close to your goal. -[Ali panting] Very close. 118 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,041 [Vineet] You're almost there. 119 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,791 Yes, you can do it! Yes! 120 00:07:58,416 --> 00:08:00,833 Ah, motherfucker! Damn this department. 121 00:08:01,666 --> 00:08:05,833 They're trying so hard to fix their image, but they are screwing me over! [panting] 122 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,625 Am I a policeman or Paan Singh Tomar? 123 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:10,708 [panting] 124 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:15,625 -I hope I don't die on this fucking-- -Shut your mouth! 125 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,666 [Ali grunting] 126 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:20,583 I'm saying push-up. And not lie down, get it? 127 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,166 [straining, grunts] 128 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:28,708 Samosa, jalebi, bhujiya, stop everything! I said no more junk. 129 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:32,291 -Did you cheat? -You think I want to die? 130 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,583 [grunts] 131 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:36,166 I had nothing. Promise, Guruji. I'm telling-- 132 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,500 Just shut up! Shut up!! 133 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,583 [tense music playing] 134 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,083 [sinister music playing] 135 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,958 Dhaincha, Bhabhi just entered the parlor. 136 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:54,875 I'll update you if anything happens. 137 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:04,833 I've examined your eyes. 138 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,833 I would like to take some of your medical history. 139 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,708 My knees hurt a lot. 140 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:12,958 There's gas in my stomach. 141 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:16,166 And my heart keeps pounding very fast. 142 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,291 I won't live much longer now. 143 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,875 [scoffs] Go easy on the chaat, Ammaji. 144 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:26,583 Really? If I don't eat chaat, and I am able to heal myself, 145 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,666 then why are you charging me fees? 146 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,375 Which quack have you brought me to? 147 00:09:31,458 --> 00:09:35,333 -Can he handle an eye surgery? -I'll manage, Ammaji. 148 00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:39,291 -Soon your eyesight will be twice as good! -Her eyes are already sharp! 149 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,250 [message chimes] 150 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,500 BINDI JI CLIENT CAN WE MEET? 151 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,000 [doctor] Some tests. Get them done. 152 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:49,833 If the reports are good, you can bring her in for the surgery soon. 153 00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:51,208 Okay. 154 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:54,000 After we finish these tests, take me to the market. 155 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:55,708 I want to eat chaat. 156 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,708 NOT POSSIBLE TODAY 157 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:04,208 Alright, Ammaji. Let me take you for some chaat. 158 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,166 TOMORROW? 159 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,708 Doctor sahab, namaste. 160 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,333 NOT POSSIBLE TODAY, TOMORROW? 161 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:18,625 [Lappu] Bhabhi has just left the parlor. 162 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,791 She's going towards Atta market. I'll follow her there. 163 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,041 [indistinct dialog exchanges on screen] 164 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:56,458 [Jhatka] Come on, you won't even let me drink my beer in peace! 165 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,708 At least tell me where you're taking me, Pinky? 166 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:04,416 Didn't Raja Bhai tell you you’re supposed to count the cash? Huh? 167 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,416 [garbled] Raja Bhai gets irritated when we are counting money, right? 168 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,750 -Yeah. -[garbled] So I found a good solution. 169 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,125 Oh, really? 170 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,708 What is this solution supposed to be? 171 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,625 You learnt math, fucker? Huh? 172 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:26,166 [garbled] Not math, smartness! Wait and watch. 173 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,000 Hey, fucker! 174 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:33,041 -[Jhatka] Where the fuck have we come? -[Pinky] Wait and watch. 175 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,625 [indistinct bank chatter] 176 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,458 [Jhatka] "Gopaldas Jhurani." 177 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,333 Let's go! 178 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:56,458 [garbled] Count this cash in the machine. 179 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,291 Then after that, hand over the machine to us. 180 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,125 -He's saying you-- -[garbled] I understood. 181 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,833 But why? 182 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:10,000 Why should I give it to you? Is it your father's property? 183 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,666 Hmm? 184 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,583 [garbled] What did you say? 185 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:26,750 -Do you also have a gun? -Yes, uncleji. 186 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,291 -Teamwork. -[Pinky] Very professional. 187 00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:34,958 You should have told me that? Why did you waste my time? Hmm? 188 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:36,625 Take the machine. 189 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:40,416 It's not like I'm counting some fucking fortune with this every day! 190 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,250 [notes fluttering through machine] 191 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,541 Take this, Raja Bhai. You can count any amount now. 192 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:51,000 You won't have to deal with Lappu or this fucker. 193 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:55,291 [garbled] Jhatka, didn't I give you the idea for the machine? 194 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:59,291 -You're such a bastard! -Okay, stop. Go and see the customers now. 195 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,416 -You were missing the whole day. -Okay. 196 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,333 Half a kilo of bhujiya, Jain sahab. 197 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:10,625 Your bhujiya is the most famous across Noida! 198 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,000 This recipe is handed down for many generations. 199 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,625 -Of course it is very famous. -Hmm. Of course. 200 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,708 [ringtone in Hindi] ♪ …In this deal of love ♪ 201 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,083 [in English] How much, sahab? 202 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,916 [in Hindi] ♪ I won the bet of love ♪ 203 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,875 Jain sahab? 204 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,166 Hey, Jain sahab? 205 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,791 [woman] ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 206 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,083 ♪ You are a great magician… ♪ 207 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,083 [zip opens] 208 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,666 [in English] You are just letting your phone ring. 209 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,833 But if this ringtone doesn't stop playing right now, 210 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:48,375 I will tear your jaw apart and rip your tongue out of your fucking mouth. 211 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,458 Stop it, motherfucker! 212 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,541 [deafening silence] 213 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,541 [traffic sounds resume] 214 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,208 How many kilos of bhujiya did you buy? 215 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,791 -Half kilo. -150 rupees. 216 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:16,041 -Change your ringtone immediately, okay? -Hmm. 217 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,208 [sinister music playing] 218 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,500 [Mathew] See what I mean, sir? 219 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,541 I mean, what strange thieves! 220 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:40,250 They came to the bank, but didn't steal cash. Just took the machine. 221 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,375 [teller] I know. 222 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,291 That is exactly what I didn't understand, sahab. 223 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,416 Alright, we'll look into it. 224 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,625 -Back to work. -Okay. 225 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,583 Fuck, man, usually, small crimes are more profitable. 226 00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:58,541 Not much to investigate, and we manage to make some money. 227 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,500 But how do we make any money here? 228 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:02,583 [bank officer] Madam, sign here please. 229 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,333 Aah! 230 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,583 You've come to the bank. That means you definitely have the money. 231 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,083 You must have come to withdraw it or deposit it. Huh? 232 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,708 Then why do you want alimony like a fucking beggar? 233 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:23,875 I will report your behavior to the judge. Then you'll be in trouble. 234 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,833 Be careful of what you say to me. 235 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,625 I'll tell her about all your side deals! Then she'll definitely throw you in jail. 236 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,166 By the way, you're here to investigate the machine theft, right? 237 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:42,208 That's all you're fit for. Solving these petty crimes all your life. 238 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,750 You'll never get a big case and never be able to solve one! 239 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,125 It's alright, sir. Let it go. 240 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,125 I want to open an account. 241 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,916 I'm expecting a settlement soon, a big one. 242 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,416 JAIN MANSION 243 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,083 [Bollywood songs playing on TV] 244 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,666 [woman 1 in Hindi] ♪ Lose your heart to someone ♪ 245 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,791 ♪ I've fallen in love ♪ 246 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,416 ♪ I forgot the world And can only think of you ♪ 247 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:22,083 [man 1] ♪ Your drenched body is on fire ♪ 248 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:26,791 ♪ A fire that burns Brighter when it rains ♪ 249 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:31,625 [woman 2] ♪ I'm like a butterfly Without a care in the world ♪ 250 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:36,583 ♪ My heart longs To get lost in your arms… ♪ 251 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,833 [in English] You seem very engrossed in the song. 252 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,333 [distractedly] Hmm. 253 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:45,041 -[Raja Bhai] Is this your favorite song? -Yes. 254 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,541 [song continues on TV] 255 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,583 Now you'll ask me to dance for you, correct? 256 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,166 No. 257 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:06,291 I feel happy just watching the song. 258 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,250 [man 2 in Hindi] ♪ I've traded heart For a heart in this deal of love ♪ 259 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,083 [tense music playing] 260 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,750 ♪ I won the bet of love By losing my heart ♪ 261 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:29,125 [woman] ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 262 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,416 ♪ You are a great magician ♪ 263 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,500 [tense music playing] 264 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:41,250 [male reporter in English] Summer in Noida is going to get very hot. 265 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,291 Bloody idiotic song! I want to watch the news. 266 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,625 And I will not change the channel. 267 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,083 [Bindi] Don't change the channel. 268 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,708 You watch the news and change the country. 269 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:54,958 I'm going for a shower. 270 00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,208 It's getting so hot these days. 271 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,875 [Bindi humming "Conjurer, o, Conjurer"] 272 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,708 [continues humming] 273 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,541 Everything seems normal so far. 274 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,458 Bhabhi either goes to the parlor or the theater. 275 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,000 Keep an eye on her, Lappu. 276 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,541 Once an animal has tasted human blood… 277 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,458 there's no coming back from there. 278 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:42,916 Why don't you just agree with me? It's so difficult to convince you. 279 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,208 Tell me something, 280 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,250 Sallu Bhai's super hit towel-rubbing dance, 281 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,791 can your Shahrukh do it? 282 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:52,750 Really? And Shahrukh's world-famous step? [imitates Shahrukh's Darr dialog] 283 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,291 Can Sallu even think of doing it? 284 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,291 This Pinky is a new entry. Let's ask him to decide. 285 00:18:57,375 --> 00:19:02,208 Oi, tell us, between the two, who is the bigger Khan? Shahrukh or Sallu? 286 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,750 [garbled] Both are ordinary. 287 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:07,875 What? 288 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,833 He's saying both are ordinary. 289 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:11,916 -Both of them? -Yes. 290 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,291 Then who is extraordinary? 291 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:19,291 And listen, fucker, go a little slow. I'm not in the mood to use a calculator. 292 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,583 -He's not a calculator, he's a translator. -Yes. 293 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:25,500 Whatever he is, why can't you speak more slowly? 294 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:30,583 Okay, listen carefully. Number one is Saroj Khan. 295 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:31,500 What? 296 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:37,500 Saroj Khan. She's the one who makes both the Khans dance to her tunes. 297 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,500 Salman Khan's this step, Shahrukh Khan's this step. 298 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,833 Tell me, who taught them all this? 299 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,708 She is the one. 300 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:48,125 So then tell me, isn't she the number one Khan? 301 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,208 She is. 302 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,875 -At number two, Genghis Khan. -[sword swishes] 303 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:52,958 [horse neighs] 304 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,541 He has the maximum number of children in the whole world. 305 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,208 That's why he's my [garbled] r… model. 306 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,666 -He's what? -Role model. 307 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,083 You all just wait and watch. 308 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,791 Let me get married, I'll show you my talent then. 309 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,250 I will produce one child more than him. 310 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:15,625 Okay, but tell me, at least Shahrukh and Sallu are next on the list, right? 311 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,583 No. 312 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,875 Then comes Zaheer Khan. 313 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:23,666 Zaheer Khan, left, fast medium bowler. 314 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:27,250 -[spectators applauding] -He has won so many matches for India. 315 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,000 He has made the country feel so [garbled] p…! 316 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,500 What? What did he do? 317 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,666 -Made us proud. -Hmm. 318 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,000 You are fucking understanding everything? 319 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,708 Hey, is there anyone in line before Shahrukh and Sallu? 320 00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:43,583 Yes, bhaiya! There are many more. But for today, three are enough. 321 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,541 I'll tell you later. Come on, open the beer. 322 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,166 -Yeah! They're nice and chilled! -You're such a fucking blabbermouth! 323 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,583 -Don't spit into the bottle while opening. -[bottle fizzes] 324 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,666 -No mouth at all. -Wow. 325 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,666 No cheers, nothing, man? 326 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,833 [Jhatka] Cheers! 327 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,416 You're in a tearing hurry to drink your beer! 328 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,000 -Come, cheers. -[Jhatka] Cheers. 329 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,083 [keyboard keys clacking] 330 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,041 How much is your portfolio worth now? 331 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,250 Just taking a look right now. Haven't had any time in two days. 332 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,750 Did you get a chance to speak to Jijaji at all? 333 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,333 What happened at the lodge that day was so weird. 334 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,125 Don't you think so? 335 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,208 -[tense music playing] -[scraping sounds] 336 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:37,958 All okay? 337 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,791 All the stocks have crashed. 338 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,250 How many clients had invested? 339 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,666 Two, three clients. 340 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,208 But a lot from one client. 341 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,958 Who's that? 342 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,500 [cell phone buzzing] 343 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,416 This fellow. 344 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,541 [disconnects call] 345 00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:09,791 How much was it? 346 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:13,833 Close to six lakhs. 347 00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:16,416 Today… 348 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,750 the portfolio is worth just about 32,500! 349 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,458 He's a very dangerous man. 350 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,666 Which is why I say, 351 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,083 small jobs don't bring big benefits, Shambhu. 352 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,166 If you must play, play big. 353 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:40,166 It's just six lakhs and look how you're stressing over it. 354 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,916 If we don't think big, how will we make it big? 355 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:49,000 [cell phone buzzing] 356 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:53,125 [buzzing continues] 357 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,375 What will you do now? 358 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,166 [birds chirping] 359 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:16,000 Last night, Damadji was late again. 360 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,541 In spite of him getting churan for you, 361 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,791 you keep tracking his movements all the time. 362 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:24,791 When he comes, when he goes. 363 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Was he buying the churan from a shop, 364 00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:32,916 or was he making it himself that he got so late? 365 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,291 I think your own hormones are out of control. 366 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,083 That's why you keep suspecting everyone. 367 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:40,125 Look, Ashoklata, 368 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:43,625 it is very unlikely that a woman will cheat. 369 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:46,250 But men stray all the time. 370 00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:50,166 -They're like butterflies. Understood? -[in Hindi] Oh my God. 371 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:58,625 [in English] Okay, fine. Remember you told me, 372 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:02,583 he took this fan to be repaired fully dressed up to go out. 373 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:04,791 Very tip-top! 374 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,000 You told me. 375 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:08,416 Yes. 376 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:10,666 Has he ever used it? 377 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,416 Tell me. 378 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,458 Tell me. 379 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,541 [tense music playing] 380 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,583 [Amma] Did he use it? 381 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,250 Please learn to read between the lines. 382 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,583 Women have the most important weapon. 383 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:36,041 Our sixth sense. Wake up! 384 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,833 [whistling] 385 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,791 Where are you going all dressed up? 386 00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:47,375 Stop nagging him. 387 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:52,500 There must be some important work. Right, Damadji? 388 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:57,041 You go. You're working so hard for the family, right? 389 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:58,916 You don't worry. 390 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,583 I'm going to meet a client. 391 00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:09,291 [Mishra whistling] 392 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,375 Smelt the perfume? 393 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:13,708 Rose day today. 394 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,166 -Come on. -Where? 395 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,166 Come on, hurry up! 396 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,666 [scooter engine revving] 397 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,916 -Where are you going? -I said, get up. 398 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,833 -Let's go. -Where? 399 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,083 -Let's follow him. -No. 400 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:26,750 -I'm doing this for your family. -What's wrong with you? 401 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,041 [Ashoklata] Let me close the door! 402 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,708 -[scooter receding] -Hurry up. 403 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:32,333 [Ashoklata] Wait, one minute… 404 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,541 -The house is open. -[Amma] Leave it! 405 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:38,291 [Ashoklata] He's working so hard for all of us. And you're… 406 00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:39,833 What? 407 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,833 He's gone. Come, let's follow him. 408 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,041 Who will look after the children? 409 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:51,583 [Rohan] Come here. I only want to play Christie. 410 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,708 [kids laughing] 411 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:55,333 -Listen. -Tell me. 412 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:58,375 -We're going out for some work. -Want me to come with you? 413 00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,291 No, no. 414 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:02,875 We are in a hurry. You watch the kids for now. 415 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:04,500 -All right? -Don’t worry at all. 416 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:07,291 -And take care of their puppies also. -Of course. 417 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:08,916 [dramatic music playing] 418 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,666 [traffic sounds] 419 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,125 Where is he? 420 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,000 Amma, what are you trying to do? 421 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,291 -Where are we going? -Shh! Shh! 422 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:22,458 Look! See that! 423 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:25,916 We got him! 424 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:32,208 [melancholic music playing] 425 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,750 Come on, go faster! 426 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:37,041 Do you see that scooter there? That stupid, yellow one? 427 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,833 -[driver] Yes. -[Amma] Follow it fast. 428 00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:42,041 That pink muffler woman, sticking to him, wicked witch! 429 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:45,208 Didn't I keep telling you? 430 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:47,708 We caught him red-handed. 431 00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:51,375 -Faster! -[driver] How fast, Ammaji! 432 00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:54,250 Shut your mouth and drive. Faster! 433 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:55,958 [melancholic music continues] 434 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,458 [rickshaw engine whirring] 435 00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,666 [Ashoklata mouths] Amma. 436 00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:20,291 Yeah, tell me? 437 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,125 Hey! 438 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,375 I've got my hands around this bitch. You inside, go find Damadji. 439 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:26,916 -Go! -[grunting] 440 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,708 Tell me, for how long this affair has been going on? 441 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:32,958 -Just let go of me. -Let you go? 442 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,416 Tell me how long this nonsense has been going on? 443 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:39,833 -Tell me! -It's not been very long, swear! 444 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:40,875 [Amma] Really? 445 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:43,666 -Who do you think you are? -[Mrs. Verma] Don't do this. 446 00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:47,083 [Amma] How did you get my damadji? What spell have you cast? 447 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,125 [Amma] Ashoklata, did you find the cheater or not? 448 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,458 [Mrs. Verma] Please let go of my hair. 449 00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:58,125 -[Amma continues squabbling] -[Mrs. Verma whimpering] 450 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:02,041 [melancholic music playing] 451 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:19,625 Amma! 452 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,500 [slurping noisily] 453 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:41,833 We just, uh, thought we'll follow Damadji to work today. 454 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,000 Just in case he needed some help from us. 455 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,541 He works very hard these days. 456 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,916 You are also a CA, Mataji? 457 00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:52,416 No, I'm not a CA. 458 00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,958 [scoffs] So then, how can you help him? 459 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:02,541 He is a very diligent CA. My accounts are safe in his hands. 460 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,666 [quirky music playing] 461 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:10,833 [Ashoklata] Shall we leave, Amma? 462 00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:14,958 Happy now to see your dear damadji? 463 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,916 You were so worried about him, right? 464 00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:24,208 Uh, Ashoklata… 465 00:29:24,791 --> 00:29:27,541 -Amma. -Ashoklata, listen to me. 466 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:32,083 Enough, Amma. Enough. I don't want to hear another word. 467 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,041 And if you ever again accuse him of cheating, 468 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,500 then our relationship is over forever. 469 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,208 Enough! 470 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:58,500 The way your Amma acted today, that was not okay at all. 471 00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:00,708 I mean, there's a limit, man! 472 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:08,208 She pressured me into doing it. This won't happen ever again. 473 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,916 See, we put money into your cake shop. 474 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,041 Which means I have to take more clients. Huh? 475 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:19,791 We borrowed money from Abdul Bhai. We have to pay him installments regularly. 476 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:21,416 How will we do it? 477 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:23,041 Hmm. 478 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:29,166 Listen. 479 00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:32,708 We need to take Amma to the hospital tomorrow 480 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,416 for her eye surgery. 481 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,750 [inhales deeply, exhales] 482 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,666 I remember. I'll take her. Don't worry about it. 483 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:41,791 [grunts] 484 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,208 [Mishra sighs] 485 00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:48,958 [indistinct traffic sounds] 486 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:50,875 [indistinct chatter] 487 00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:59,125 [sinister music playing] 488 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:07,958 [dramatic music playing] 489 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:24,916 Hey? 490 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:29,375 Why did you leave the door open like that? 491 00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,125 [Mishra chuckles softly] 492 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,041 Are you all right? 493 00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:41,500 What happened? You look very upset today. 494 00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,000 Let me dance and cheer you up. 495 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,208 You like that, right? 496 00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:49,458 I haven't danced for you for many days now. Hmm. 497 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:51,333 Ready? 498 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,208 [diabolic music plays] 499 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,541 [Lappu] Hey, not only Bindi Bhabhi, 500 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,541 even we all enjoyed it a lot. 501 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,708 Your graceful dance. 502 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:10,916 Dhaincha, I just caught that asshole red-handed. 503 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,083 Come here immediately with Raja Bhai. 504 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:14,541 Hmm. 505 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,000 Meanwhile, let me have some fun with this asshole. 506 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:21,333 We'll deal with this fucker properly. 507 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,416 Bhabhi, what is the name of this lodge? 508 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,833 [voice shaking] Madhur Milaap Lodge. 509 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:35,625 When Raja Bhai hears this name, it will really break his heart. 510 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,291 "Madhur Milaap." 511 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:44,333 Madhur Milaap, room number 96. Yes, come soon. 512 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:50,500 How dare you do dirty things with Bhabhi, you fucker! 513 00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:53,708 We are going to beat the shit out of you. 514 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:55,833 Go, go. Why don't you start? 515 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,791 You were going to perform some dance moves, no? 516 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,833 Why don't you get started, you fucker? 517 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:02,791 Let me sit back and relax. Come on. 518 00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:04,875 Uh, um, eh… 519 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,166 -Come on, dance! -Uh… 520 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,375 [dramatic music begins] 521 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:11,500 [eerie music playing] 522 00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:22,750 Not bad, huh. You are an amazing dancer. Come on, shake your hips. 523 00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:28,916 Shake both sides. There's no need to feel shy, you asshole. 524 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:32,625 Huh. Very nice. 525 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,250 You dance really well, man. 526 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:39,250 Keep going. I'm watching your moves. I like to watch everything. 527 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,416 [bag zip opens] 528 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,083 [Lappu] I have very sharp eyes. 529 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:48,541 [dramatic music playing] 530 00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:50,625 [tense music playing] 531 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,375 Hey! Motherfucker! 532 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,166 [dramatic music playing] 533 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,833 Damn! Looks like you've just walked out of a Hollywood film! 534 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,375 [Lappu cackles] 535 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,291 Why the hell are you looking at Bhabhi, huh? 536 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,708 She won't be able to save you now. 537 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:23,208 She's in deep shit and Raja Bhai will deal with her. 538 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,333 Bhabhi, 539 00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:41,166 isn't this the same weird cake you brought home the other day? 540 00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:42,875 Yes. 541 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,583 Oh, I see. So he's the man who brings the cake for you. 542 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:49,500 [blubbering] 543 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,625 Raja Bhai also had this. 544 00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:54,291 [grunts] 545 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:57,625 The wife of the halwai whose mithai is so famous 546 00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:00,416 has the guts to feed him cake brought by another man? 547 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:03,416 I mean, you have completely destroyed Raja Bhai's honor. 548 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:10,000 Okay, enough of this small talk. Let me take care of you now. 549 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,166 [blubbers] 550 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,916 -[gunshot] -Hey! 551 00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:19,625 He has made me so happy. You think I'm going to let him die? 552 00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:22,833 -Hold him down! -[all grunting] 553 00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:24,291 [grunts] 554 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:29,750 Having sex does not make a woman dirty, understood? 555 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:31,458 [all three grunting, straining] 556 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:36,958 -[gunshot, bullet ricochets] -[Bindi grunts] 557 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:39,083 [all grunting] 558 00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,625 [Lappu] Fucking asshole. 559 00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,083 [glass shatters] 560 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,166 [grunts, strains] 561 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,458 [grunts, moans] 562 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,541 [Bindi grunts] 563 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,708 Ah… 564 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,541 [whimpers] 565 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:01,583 [clinks] 566 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,833 -[Mishra heaves] -[Lappu grunts] 567 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,750 [both grunting, yelping] 568 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,166 [gun, knife clatter] 569 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:21,708 Bloody motherfucker! [grunts] 570 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,333 [grunts] 571 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:27,333 [shudders] 572 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:31,458 -Daughter fucker! [yelps] -[gun clatters] 573 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,875 [Lappu] Ah! 574 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,916 -[Lappu] You! -[Mishra grunts] 575 00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:38,333 -[Mishra] Ah! -Motherfucker! 576 00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:41,291 You think you can screw around with other men's wives, huh? 577 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,875 Do you have any shame or not? 578 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:47,333 I'm going to break your balls tonight! Huh? [panting] 579 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,000 [both grunting] 580 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,583 So this is what you're so confident about? Huh? 581 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:56,333 Get rid of this bloody snake. So there's no need for a snake charmer! 582 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,125 [both shrieking] 583 00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:00,208 [both grunting, yelping] 584 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,958 [Lappu yelping, panting] 585 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,416 [Lappu squeals, grunts] 586 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,541 [dramatic music playing] 587 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:21,125 -[Lappu screams] -[mirror clatters] 588 00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:24,791 [grunting] 589 00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,833 [grunts] 590 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:32,916 [both grunting, straining] 591 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,708 [Lappu] Come here! 592 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,708 I'll get you. [grunts] 593 00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,500 -[bones cracking] -[Lappu yelps] 594 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,166 [water splashing] 595 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,500 [Mishra grunts] 596 00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:55,500 [panting] 597 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,291 -[Lappu gurgling] -[squelching] 598 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:02,958 -[Lappu whimpering] -[squelching] 599 00:38:04,791 --> 00:38:07,500 [Mishra panting, whimpering] 600 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:13,458 [knife clatters] 601 00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,291 [eerie music playing] 602 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:22,666 -[exhales] -[body thuds] 603 00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:28,500 [bulb crackling] 604 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,708 MANDO MOTHER-IN-LAW 605 00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:40,000 [cell phone buzzing] 606 00:38:58,458 --> 00:38:59,666 [gasps] 607 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:07,041 [tense music playing] 608 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,166 [Mishra gasps] 609 00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,583 [Mishra shudders] 610 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,666 [whimpering] 611 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:38,708 -[woman grunting in the other room] -[bed creaking] 612 00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:40,791 [ceiling pounding] 613 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,291 -Vineet Bhai. -[Vineet] What happened? 614 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,666 Um, Vineet Bhai, listen carefully. Where are you? 615 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:51,333 I'm at Madhur Milaap. I'm with a client right now. 616 00:39:51,416 --> 00:39:54,458 -What are you up to? -I'm… I'm also in Madhur Milaap. 617 00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:56,333 Uh, in room number 96. 618 00:39:56,833 --> 00:40:00,541 Vineet Bhai, I'm in deep shit. You better come here quickly. To 96. 619 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,791 -Are you in 96? -Yes. 620 00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:02,791 I am in 106. 621 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:07,375 Did you hear the banging or not? That was me, busy with the client. 622 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:10,208 That bed took such a beating, we almost broke your ceiling! 623 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:12,125 It was quite a banger! [chuckles] 624 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:15,625 -Let me wrap things and myself up. -Come here at the earliest. 625 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:17,541 [pounding on ceiling] 626 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,875 -[woman grunting loudly in the top room] -[bed creaking, pounding] 627 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:24,416 [Vineet grunting, groaning] 628 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:34,916 MANDO MOTHER-IN-LAW 629 00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:39,583 [cell phone continues buzzing] 630 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,750 [dramatic music playing] 631 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:55,916 [clicks tongue] 632 00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:58,666 This man is extremely irresponsible. 633 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,875 -[drilling machine whirring loudly] -[cell phone ringing softly] 634 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:09,833 [phone ringing] 635 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:13,500 [disconnects call] 636 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,875 [knocking on door] 637 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,750 [Vineet] The name is Ghoda. Desi Ghoda. 638 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,875 [Mishra] Vineet Bhai. 639 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:38,750 What the fuck's happening? 640 00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:50,041 Vineet Bhai… 641 00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:53,625 [water sloshing softly] 642 00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:57,458 [bulb crackling] 643 00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,541 [tense music playing] 644 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,250 -[eerie music playing] -[yelps] 645 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:10,416 What the fuck is happening?! [whimpers] 646 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:12,333 What is this? 647 00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:16,416 Motherfucker, what the fuck have you done? 648 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,916 You have killed-killed… [blubbers] 649 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:28,708 He called you here for your help, but you are being such a coward! 650 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:31,000 What's done is done now. 651 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:37,625 And don't abuse so much. There is a lady in the room. 652 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:41,958 [sputtering] Body! There's also a body. A dead body. A dead body. 653 00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:45,208 -You two are men just for the sake of it. -Huh? 654 00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:47,791 Both of you, get out of here quietly. 655 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:50,791 You use the front entrance. And… 656 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,208 I'll leave from the back exit. 657 00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:55,791 There's a body and the body is dead. 658 00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:57,250 [Bindi] One moment. 659 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,291 Can you bring me those things? 660 00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:02,625 [dramatic music playing] 661 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,458 [eerie music playing] 662 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:09,250 Uh… 663 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Come on. 664 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,625 Go, wash the knife. 665 00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,125 [knife clinks] 666 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,208 [water splashing] 667 00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:33,541 [Vineet panting] 668 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:40,500 Hmm. 669 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,916 You better dispose this off. I'll take care of this. Hmm? 670 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,208 [sputtering] B… But… 671 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,583 -Okay. -[Bindi] Hmm. 672 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:57,541 If you had only told me earlier, I would've suggested a homeopathic remedy. 673 00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:00,125 You would not even have needed eye surgery. 674 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,750 You would have been healed without any procedure. 675 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,166 Look at me. How fit I am. 676 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:09,416 Thanks to homeopathy, I am 70 years on paper, but I look 55. 677 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:12,291 You know, till date, I've never been to a hospital. 678 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:14,708 -So why are you going today? -Only for you. 679 00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:17,166 Hold on tight, otherwise, you may fall down. 680 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:18,666 Yes. 681 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,500 [eerie music playing] 682 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,458 [dramatic music playing] 683 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:40,958 MADHUR MILAAP 684 00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:13,541 [bulb crackling] 685 00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:19,250 [Dhaincha breathing heavily] 686 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:24,250 [Dhaincha, softly] Hey, Lappu. 687 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:28,500 [loudly] Hey, Lappu! Lappu! 688 00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:33,000 Why aren't you saying anything? 689 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,625 [sinister music playing] 690 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,500 [grunts] 691 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:10,416 Lappu? 692 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,166 Hey! 693 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,375 No, no, no, no, no. 694 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:40,875 [loudly] Lappu! 695 00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:42,958 [dramatic music playing]