Dr. Patil, this sample is also related to that murder case.
See if it matches any sample from the lodge.
Mathew, hold your horses, okay?
Do you go to church? You should go. Light some candles.
You'll learn to be patient.
There'll be mounting pressure.
From the seniors, the minister. It's a murder case after all.
If a minister pressurizes you, get me his sample.
I'll mention in the reports that he has AIDS.
He'll shit bricks.
The fucker will worry about his reports, and forget about the case.
Dr. Patil, you have such a foul mouth.
When can I get the reports?
See that?
That dirty bedsheet.
It's the sample from Madhur Milaap.
Come.
Look, how many men and women
left the marks of their sexcapades on this sheet.
Sweat, saliva, semen.
It'll take some time to match the new sample to these.
This sheet has witnessed a lot of hanky-panky.
I'll give the reports soon, Mathew. Don't worry.
I'll help you catch the killer.
Mr. Haider is a smart cookie.
He may look goofy,
but his looks were enough to tear me apart.
But what did he say?
That he'll get the murderer.
He seemed suspicious of me, too.
And he asked me about Madhur Milaap Lodge.
You didn't say anything, right?
You're my friend, Tribhuvan.
But if the police pressure mounts, I'll…
-You killed him, right? -Hey…
I don't want to get dragged into it. My dad will fuck me up.
Vineet, I killed him.
But you were also in the room. You picked up that knife, remember?
Listen, Vineet, you don't have to say anything to the police.
We have to support each other.
Be brave.
I'll try to be brave.
And listen, Vineet.
-Listen! -Yeah.
Stop your services for a few days.
I've stopped it too. And deactivate your account, too.
Huh?
That's my source of income.
The pay is shit at the gym.
-My protein shake… -Try to understand, man.
We'll get caught.
They won't stop at you. They will hurt your family as well.
Just focus on your safety.
My husband and his cronies won't rest until they find you.
They will hurt your family as well.
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle
This is his destiny Meet the common man
He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill
This is his destiny Meet the common man
In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10
This is his destiny Meet the common man
Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel
Yes, sir, this is Wild Stallion.
PRACTICE CELIBACY. A STRONG BODY IS PRECIOUS.
Kishan, call the other guy.
Was he in the lodge on the day of the murder?
Take a good look and tell me.
No, sir. No.
So many people come there, how can I remember them all?
Get out.
I'm not an idiot to help with that limper's murder investigation.
Who the fuck cares?
Chaurasiya, a Banarasi paan.
Chaurasiya.
Hello, sir.
Long time no see. I hope everything is well at home.
Yes, of course.
-Shall I make a paan for you? -Yes, please.
Chaurasiya, remember the day I lent you money for the first time?
Of course, I'll never forget that.
You always helped me out. And my mother prays for you every day.
Chaurasiya, remember you were yelling at someone.
You were saying, "I'll fuck…
I'll shoot you up your backside.
And hang you naked at the town square." Didn't you?
Well, sir, that was just an angry rant.
Chaurasiya…
What is this?
Gun.
-Can you arrange for one? -For you?
Don't ask me why. Just tell me yes or no.
Can you do it?
I'll try, sir, but it's difficult.
I've been wanting to meet you for a while now, Mr. Ehsaan.
We're not friends, Mr. Haider. Tell me why you've called me here.
Of course we are friends.
I'm Haider Ali. You are Ehsaan Qureshi. You're Nadeem Shaikh.
We bow down to the same God.
We're on the same side. You know what I mean?
Do you understand economics?
Economics?
We're on the side of economics.
You joined police force for salary and bribes,
and I'm in this business to make profit.
So the reason you gave for our friendship,
that's not valid.
I have Asthana also by my side, and you have Mr. Mathew with you.
Let's celebrate Eid together, but come to the point now.
Teeka Ram Jain, sweet shop owner,
you guys are arch-enemies, right?
Any recent fights with him?
Yes, of course. My leg broke in that fight.
That's why you killed Lappu, right?
So, Mr. Ehsaan,
if anyone from your gang is involved, tell me,
or you'll get implicated, too.
You've already made it clear that we're not friends.
Do you understand judiciary? Like economics, you know?
Mr. Haider, it was a scuffle among the boys.
One might hurt his head or break a leg.
If one starts killing people for this,
economics and judiciary, both will be in trouble.
See you later.
I'm the lover of lovers
I've traded heart for a heart In this deal…
PAPA - MUMMY
I'm a cop. In civil dress.
Do you have a CCTV facing that road?
Police.
Show me the CCTV footage of the hotel. Last week's footage.
We have CCTV camera installed, but it broke last week.
We've sent it for repairs. I'm not sure when we'll get it back.
Why would I need a CCTV camera? I just have a tire business.
Go on, show him the footage.
Got the motherfucker.
It's the same helmet and shirt that the guy with the tattoo was wearing.
Handover this footage to me.
Can I have your ID?
You're a cop, you should have an ID card.
What if I don't have one?
Will this one do?
Get me the footage quickly, including today's.
I'll be in it.
Part of that bastard's number plate is visible here.
Well done, Dhaincha.
With half the number,
we can track down the scooter and it's rider.
Get on the job tomorrow.
How many scooters can there be in Noida with this number?
Madam, don't worry, I'll get that asshole.
You're the only murder witness. He might come after you.
I understand.
Make sure you get him, Dhaincha.
It's not just about my safety,
it's about your Raja Bhai's reputation too.
Raja Bhai, I'll get going.
Really?
No… I see.
They didn't get the full number, right?
What did they see?
Thank you, Bindi. I'll take care of it.
Is the signal better at the back of the house
that you came here to attend this call?
I'm watching you.
I have to go for a check-up tomorrow. Don't forget that.
With half the number, we can track down the scooter and it's rider.
Get on the job tomorrow.
My husband and his cronies won't rest until they find you.
Here.
This is the list of scooters with half the number you gave me.
Yeah, all right.
Look, I did it because it's between two government officers.
Absolutely.
Government officials help each other.
Just let me know if you need any help from my department.
Get me a couple of flats for free, that's it.
But you got what you need, right?
Yes, I did.
-Thank you. -Bye.
I was worried mine will be the only one.
But there are many more.
I hope they are yellow, too.
You can see colour in the video as well.
Hurry up, let's go.
What is this blue paint for?
Where's my scooter?
Hey, did you see my scooter?
Your mother-in-law took it.
When did she start riding?
Answer it. What's the matter?
Does he answer my call?
I had a doctor's appointment and he disappeared.
I'm glad he did. That's why you came with me.
Let's go back to the paint shop.
-What rubbish is this! -Please, Vineet.
Come on, hurry up.
You look beautiful when you smile, Mando Aunty.
At least you shouldn't call me "aunty."
How about Mandodari then?
The kids told me your name.
You're quite crafty.
And what is your name?
Todar. Todarmal Gupta.
It's a funny name. But your name is funny too, Mandodari.
My real name is Lajwanti.
Which name should I call you by?
I think you should call me Lajwanti.
Here, this gate. This is the first address.
See you later, Mr. Jain.
I'm leaving, Raja Bhai. I'll come back with the information.
Have a long life.
Are you going for the IAS exam that you need his blessings?
Where are you going?
To buy flour and sugar.
Be careful, bro.
Your friend also went to buy flour and sugar.
He never came back.
And a customer of yours is also missing.
And you are in the center of all these untoward events, Mr. Jain.
All evidences are pointing towards you.
We thought we'd give you a visit. Just to pressurize you, that's all.
Just a bit.
Sorry, Raja Bhai.
I overslept today. I came as soon as I woke up.
Couldn't you come to our room to wake us up?
So there are some rooms towards the back.
I see.
So, Mr. Jain, are you hiding Mr. Gaur and his colleague here?
Mathew, go and check. We might find something.
Okay.
Show him the room.
I'll send Jhatka and Pinky to buy flour and sugar.
We just sleep back there, that's all.
Show me where you sleep. Come.
Come here.
Here.
Take this.
Take this cash, too.
I'll call and give you the rest of the details.
So, Mr. Jain,
you seem to be minting money. You have a counting machine here.
My boys are weak in math.
So they bought it.
Where did you buy it from? Are the banks selling these now?
Bank's label is on the machine.
Saw that?
Who are you?
Who are you? What are you doing?
We…
We are from paint…
We are from Bright Paint Company.
Our company is making a film on scooter riders.
A documentary.
-A film? -Yes.
Will it be on TV?
Yes. And the scooters that get featured in the film,
company is giving their scooter a fresh coat of paint as a prize.
Well, go ahead then.
His name is Chintu and this is Pari.
Make sure to capture our faces.
Look at the turn life has taken
Save yourself, you are in trouble
Trouble, you are in trouble
Trouble
Come quickly. They are shooting for a film. Come on.
Trouble
High in the sky, a kite-fight ensues
The string broke and down it goes
All you're left with Is a roll of string…
There's nothing here for you to find.
Come on, I've to go and buy flour and sugar.
Aren't there two rooms? Show me the other one, too.
Once the checking is done, come with us.
First, we'll return the machine to the bank,
and then you'll get beaten up at the police station.
We'll teach you to count, too. Right, Mr. Jain?
…you are in trouble
Time is slipping away
Got beaten up for no reason
You better make a run for it
You're headed right into a ditch
Look at the turn life has taken
Save yourself
You are in trouble
Trouble, trouble
You are in trouble…
You look amazing, uncle.
Come on. You can start now.
…trouble, trouble…
You've been looking for a while now, there's nothing.
One bed is yours and the other one is Lappu's.
Whose fan was he? Salman or Shah Rukh?
He must like one of them.
What's that? Show me.
There are people all around
As they play peek-a-boo with you
Take a flight while you can
Before they're out to devour you
Let's go, sir, I'm running late.
It's your turn next
Look at the turn life has taken
Save yourself
You are in trouble
Trouble
Yeah, you are in trouble
Trouble…
I feel like I will get jaundice with so much yellow.
What a mess I got into, Vineet brother. How do I get out of it?
I had my doubts about finding anything here.
Mr. Jain is a simple man, Mathew.
You sell sweets, yet you don't know how to grease one's palm.
Look, I maintain a balance.
I settle small cases this way and solve only bigger cases.
This looks great. We'll keep it in the police station.
Jalebis can be crispier.
Found it, Raja Bhai.
I found the yellow scooter. One with half that number.
"UP 16C AGH."
Another yellow scooter?
This one is also "UP 16C AGH"?
What the fuck!
They're all "UP 16C AGH."
What the hell! Move aside!
Shit!
-How are you, Mr. Taneja? -Hello, Mr. Mishra.
I'm going to the society office to check maintenance bills.
If there are any mistakes, I'll kick each one of them.
Yes, you should do that.
And you know how to make people disappear, too, right?
Didn't you tell the guard, "I'll make you disappear"?
That?
Well, I'm not a magician to make people disappear.
That was just a rant.
Well, these guards are fucking nobodies.
If we don't keep them in check, they start acting smart.
I'll go, buy veggies.
Hey, are these fresh?
-Yes, sir, they are. -Go ahead, buy these.
-What would you like, sir? -Let me see.
He took a day off and is sitting at home.
-What's the point? -Mother, let him rest.
It's not like I'm asking him to break rocks.
If you are at home, at least take the guest out for a day.
Am I not a guest?
Guest?
You're at home, so why not take me out? Maybe a movie?
One of your eyes is bandaged, how will you watch it?
One is bandaged but the other one is open.
It's all about one's outlook.
By the way, there's a carnival in Sector 13.
It's been a while since we all went out as a family.
Come on, there's some work going on in the bakery too.
Let's take the kids out.
Please come to the photo booth to get you pictures clicked.
Pay for two photos and get one free.
Hey, fill it up, golgappas are no good without that spiced water.
It's really spicy… but so delicious.
Are you happy now?
Do they have sizzlers here?
With the smoke rising.
One that sizzles.
-Check where we can find sizzlers here. -Okay.
Why did you stop? Make us two more plates.
I didn't want to come here. Why did you drag me here?
-Am I a kid? -You seem so lost since Lappu died.
You are always busy watching something on the phone.
Don't stop! Come on!
-It's delicious. -Isn't it yummy?
What happened?
-You seem lost. -It's nothing.
Come on, it's late, let's go home now.
Already? It's not even eight o' clock.
We haven't even eaten anything yet. There's so much to see.
And so much to eat.
-I want to go on the rides too. -Yes!
-I'll go on the ride too. -Me, too.
-Listen, buy the tickets for these rides. -Okay, Mother.
Look… It's so festive here. You'll feel better. Try it.
He's saying, it's festive here. You'll feel better. Try it.
Come, let's do what we're good at, for fun.
Come on, man.
See, Papa!
Join us, Tribhuvan! It's really fun!
What's the rate, man?
Look, it's six bullets for ten.
But since there are three of you, take six times three, 18.
I want 17 bullets.
How will you split 17, brother?
I want only 17.
Nothing more than that.
I can't count after 17. What do you say?
This country is full of idiots.
-Imagine, can't count after 17. -What did you say?
"Idiot?" If someone can't count after 17, he is an idiot?
-Brother… -Speak up, motherfucker!
-If I can't count after 17… -Stop.
Move!
-If I can't count after 17… -My muffler will tear.
Let him go.
-Come on! -I'm sorry.
What's going on, Papa?
Speak up before I shoot your kneecaps off!
Please don't shoot me on the knee, or I'll become lame.
Being lame means a ruined life.
Motherfucker, you ass…
So if one is lame, his life is ruined?
Forget it, bro.
If one can't count after 17, he's idiot, if one is lame, his life is ruined!
Look, I don't know what's the matter with you guys.
But you're getting really upset.
-Take all the bullets you want. -Shut up, you asshole.
I'll burst all your balloons, but with my gun.
Man!
Dhaincha, get a grip, man.
Lappu is no more.
All of us are sad.
But this business has lot of risk involved.
Anyone can die at any time.
What if we miss them?
We can at least cry for them, right?
Had I known he'll go so soon, I would've told him,
"Listen, bro, your Shah Rukh is a bigger star than my Sallu."
-You know what? -He's saying…
I'll speak slowly.
Had I met you guys sooner,
you and Lappu would never have had that argument.
Neither is Shah Rukh Khan the biggest star nor Salman Khan.
Yusuf Khan is the biggest star.
-Who is that? -What? Yusuf Khan.
-Dilip Kumar, you know. -Dilip Kumar?
One from Saudagar?
I see.
You are right, he's the biggest star.
You should have said it sooner.
I would've told Lappu and we wouldn't have argued.
Well, I didn't know he'll go like this, without a warning, you know?
I didn't know either, man.
Sir, this orange-saffron cake is amazing.
You got cake for me, sir, what do I even say?
Enjoy it.
I hope this society is secure. No one can just walk in, right?
Like, any dangerous strangers, you know.
-The anti-social kind. -Not at all, sir. I'm here.
And if anyone even tries to, I'll make him disappear.
Yeah, you told Taneja that you'll make him disappear.
He's the secretary, sir. So, I respect him. I even wash his car.
Or I would've taken care of him already. I have a lot of contacts.
Do you know how to shoot?
-No. -Do you want to learn?
Yes.
It's very easy.
Press this.
Put this bullet
in here
-and load it back in. -Okay.
This. It's really easy, smooth like butter.
Pull the trigger and…
Take it.
How much should I pay?
You tell me.
How can I? I…
-What can I say? -Tauji is a big-hearted, man.
He's giving you the gun and you get to decide the price, too.
One… 1000 rupees?
One?
Two?
Three?
Three? Five.
Five. Five?
Five. There you go.
Here's five thousand.
What do you mean?
And take this photograph, too.
Address is written on the back of it.
You've to kill him tonight.
Make sure it's done today.
Then the gun is yours.
You can take the urn from here for his last rites.
There are some colorful ones here. And at the back, too.
Man, you're strange.
I want a gun for my own safety, and you want me to kill someone.
Do I look like a contract killer?
Well, a gun is not used to dance, it's to kill.
I introduced to someone powerful like Tauji and you just walked away.
-Thankfully he's my uncle, or he would've… -Made me disappear?
Listen.
We never talked about this. This matter is over.
And you've never met Tauji. This matter is also over.
Please, come in, Mr. Mishra.
Hello.
Now you don't need to even apply for leave?
I'll have to get you transferred away from Noida.
In some interior place.
-What is this? -My request. Please get me transferred.
You pick the place. A punishment posting wherever you like.
But please hurry up.
Wait a minute.
You always said no to transfers.
But now you want it.
Then it's not a punishment.
That would be an award.
No, never.
Now I won't let you go from Noida. Let's see what's going on.
Here. Come on.
Throw it in the dustbin. Go on.
ABDUL - HELLO TRIBHUVAN. WHEN WILL YOU PAY THE FIRST INSTALLMENT?
Mr. Mishra,
you didn't tell me what Mr. Varshney told you.
Let's talk about it over lunch.
-Come on. -Ms. Lalita,
I'm busy. I've to wrap it up.
PYAARIPARI - WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? PLEASE CALL BACK.
MISSING YOU. PLEASE CALL.
NAIL POLISH IS GONE. AT LEAST COME NOW.
COOL_MADHU - WHERE ARE YOU CA TOPPER?
REMEMBERING YOU VERY MUCH. CALL ME. XOXO
MISSING YOUR FINGERS.
PLEASE REPLY TO MY MESSAGE. FARMHOUSE IS EMPTY.
Brother-in-law, you should've told this to us sooner.
You're not alone in this.
There are no secrets amongst us anyway.
Shobha, I don't want green tea. It tastes terrible.
It's good for your health. If you want to live longer, have it.
Brother-in-law, please move into our house. It's safer.
But it's not like they have his address that moving houses will solve the problem.
Shambhu.
You had mentioned that you have some powerful clients.
Can one of them help ensure my safety?
Why will they listen to me?
You want milk tea? Let me get it.
Listen.
Where are the toys that we got for sister-in-law's kids?
Toys?
I'll be right back.
What toys?
Listen, your client, Agarwal, what does he do?
-He's a builder. -Then?
Agarwal is a builder. Brother-in-law works in the town planning board.
Agarwal's file is stuck there. Brother-in-law needs safety.
We are the common factor. Let's introduce them.
Good for us, too.
All of these are loaded.
You can take any, after checking its grip and weight.
And sign here.
Well, you were the one withholding my file.
Brother-in-law, I think his demand is reasonable.
Am I right?
That's right.
Think about your family's safety, brother-in-law.
I hope you won't be asking me to do anything else after this.
Just approve my files as they reach you.
Brother-in-law, you do need a gun. Is there any option?
And in future, maybe you can give us one of MIG flats.
Am I right, Mr. Agarwal?
If he continues approving these, both of you may have one.
I don't mind.
Mr. Agarwal, as discussed, you'll have to write off the six lakhs debt, too.
Sure, ma'am.
You have to sign every page.
You can put stamp on it at work.
Hey, move!
Move!
-Sit! -Sit quietly. Go there.
Move aside.
Looks like you are getting some documents signed, Mr. Agarwal.
Remember me?
He's the local legislator's brother-in-law.
Legislator Arora. Got it?
Okay, now keep the files aside.
In fact, I'd say it's time for you to retire from this business.
You must have received my message.
I'll be the only one in Noida's real estate market.
Rest of the builders will either leave town
or the business. Get it?
Sir.
Look… Hello.
This couple and me here…
Hello.
…we're just visiting him.
Look, they served tea and biscuits.
We'll have the tea and leave. Then you can talk business--
Shut it, you fool! Should I give you a tight slap?
I don't talk to employees. Shut up and sit tight.
What a "loser."
So, Mr. Agarwal…
What a "loser."
Don't call me a "loser" ever.
Am I a "loser"? Who did you call a "loser?
-Motherfucker! -Brother-in-law!
-Move! -How dare you hit my husband? Wait!
Fire!
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat
Listen, she's a cool crazy cat
She's ready to attack
She'll now put on her fight face
This docile lass is now a badass
Gun in hand
She'll shoot up the place This cool crazy cat
Cat, cat, she's a cool crazy cat
Cat, cat
Motherfucker!
Don't you dare move from there or I'll fuck you up bad! Move, you idiot!
Put the gun down. I said, put the gun down.
You don't know what a bastard I am.
I'll mow him down!
Shobha, be careful! It's a gun!
Talk some sense into your wife, bro.
Mr. Agarwal, who is this hellcat?
Let go, you motherfucker!
Pull the trigger, Mr. Mishra.
Mother…
It's pricking all over my fucking ass!
Mother…
Brother-in-law, cooker!
No!
I make him drink green tea so he'll live longer,
and you pointed a gun at him!
You slapped him! You punched him!
And are you a gardener to mow him down?
Is he a garden?
Are you a gardener to mow him down? Take that!
Should I kill you?
Are you okay?
Mister, do you want some cold water? Does it hurt too much? Does it?
Motherfucker, I won't spare you! I'll ask my brother-in-law to fuck you up.
You shouldn't have called me "loser."
-When you called me "loser," I… -Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Shobha, how did you hear the cooker in all that ruckus?
It was whistling.
Girls are trained to listen to it since their childhood.
This cool crazy cat, cat, cat, cat…
You have balls of steel, madam.
Fire! This docile lass is now a badass
Gun in hand In hand, in hand
She'll shoot up the place This cool crazy cat
Cat, cat
She's a cool crazy cat, cat, cat She's a cool crazy cat
Cat, cat
A cool crazy cat, cat, cat
She's a cool crazy cat, cat, cat
This cool crazy cat Is ready to attack
She'll now put on her fight face
This docile lass is now a badass
Gun in hand She'll shoot up the place
Cool crazy cat, cat, cat
She's a cool crazy cat, cat, cat
Cool crazy cat, cat, cat
She's a cool crazy cat, cat, cat
Subtitle translation by: Sheela Sijin Mathews