[Mathew] Dr. Patil, this sample is connected to the same murder case.
Check if it matches a sample from the lodge.
Mathew, you're in such a hurry again.
Hmm?
Do you go to church or not? You should go.
Light some candles or whatever, you'll become patient.
[Mathew] There'll be a lot of pressure from the top.
My boss, the minister. It's a murder case after all.
If any minister pressures you, bring me his sample first.
I'll test it and let everyone know the fucker has AIDS. [laughs]
He'll poop in his pants!
He'll be so distracted with his own diagnosis,
he'll have to fucking leave you alone.
Dr. Patil, you have such a foul mouth.
By when can I expect the report?
[comical music playing]
Recognize this?
One dirty bedsheet.
Your sample from Madhur Milaap.
Come on.
Look at it.
So many men and women have made love on this bedsheet
and left their mark behind.
Sweat, saliva, semen.
It's going to take a while to test your new sample against all these.
This bedsheet has witnessed a lot of banging.
Mathew, I'll give you the reports as soon. as possible. Don't get too stressed, okay?
I will help you catch the killer.
[Vineet] Haider sir is quite sharp.
He only looks like the lazy type.
He was looking at me very suspiciously at the gym.
But what exactly did he say?
That he will… definitely catch the murderer.
[tense music playing]
He looked at me as if I was guilty.
And he… he even mentioned Madhur Milaap lodge.
[eerie music playing]
I hope you didn’t tell him anything. Huh?
You're my friend, Tribhuvan bhai.
But if the police puts too much pressure, I might…
-After all, you're the murderer, right? -Hey…
I don't want to get caught.
If my Papa gets to know, he'll fuck my happiness.
Fine, Vineet bhai, I killed him, but you were also in that room, right?
You picked up the knife, don't you remember?
-[whimpers] -Vineet bhai, listen.
There is no need to tell the police anything.
Right now, we only have each other.
Don't lose hope.
[grunts]
I'm hopeless but I'll try my best.
-And Vineet bhai, listen to me. -Yeah.
Don't offer any services for a few days.
I've also stopped it. Please deactivate your account for now.
Huh?
But that's how I earn my income. I get nothing but peanuts from the gym.
-The cost of my protein shake-- -Try to understand. We'll get in trouble.
[tense music playing]
[Bindi] They're not just looking for you.
They will make sure that they destroy your whole family.
-[gun cocks] -[gunshot]
You just worry about your own safety for now.
[dramatic music playing]
My husband and his men are not going to stop until they find you.
They'll make sure they destroy your whole family.
[melancholic music playing]
[man in Hindi] ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪
♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪
♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪
♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪
♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪
♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪
♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪
♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪
♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪
-[indistinct conversation] -[indistinct traffic sounds]
[low, intense music playing]
[in English] Yes, sahab. This man is Desi Ghoda.
Bishan, call the other guy.
[tense music continues]
Was that man at the lodge on the day of the murder?
Look carefully and tell me.
POLICE
No, sahab. Na.
So many people go in and out of the lodge.
You can’t expect me to remember all of them.
Get out.
[bike engine starts]
Do I look like a fucking idiot?
Like I'm going to help that fucker in his murder investigation.
Go fuck yourself, motherfucker!
[man] Chaurasiya, make one Banarasi.
[Hindustani classical music playing on radio]
Chaurasiya.
Hello, sahab.
I haven't seen you for a very long time.
-Everything okay at home? -Yes, all okay.
-Will you have the usual? -Yes, yes, please.
-Chaurasiya? -Yes, sahab.
Do you remember that day, the first time that I lent you money?
Yes, of course, sahab. How can I forget that?
You have always helped me so much.
And my amma blesses you every day.
Chaurasiya, you remember that day you were abusing a man?
You said you would shoot his ass.
Uh…
You would shoot the hole at the back of his body
and take his naked body to the crossroad and hang it. Remember?
Sahab, I don’t know what I said in a fit of anger!
Chaurasiya…
What is this?
Hey, understand.
-Can you make some arrangement? -You want a g--
Don't ask me the reason. Just say can you help me or no.
Can you do it?
Sahab, I'll try for you. But it's difficult.
[slurps noisily]
I've waited long to meet you, Ehsaan Miyan.
We are not really friends, Haider sahab.
Let's talk about why you've called me here today.
Come on, bhai, of course, we're all friends.
I'm Haider Ali. You are Ehsaan Qureshi.
You're, uh, Nadeem Shaikh.
We all bow our heads in the same direction.
We are all on the same side. Do you understand or not?
Do you understand economics?
Economics?
We are all on the side of economics.
As a policeman, you work for your salary and kickbacks.
And I'm in the business for profits.
And your logic about us being on the same side,
that's complete bullshit!
[dramatic music playing]
I have Asthana on my side and on your side, you have Mathew sahab.
We'll celebrate Eid later. But for now, let's talk business.
[dramatic music playing]
TRUTH ALONE TRIUMPHS
Teeka Ram Jain? The halwai?
You're not on the best terms, right?
You all had a disagreement.
Yes, you're right. I broke my leg thanks to it.
Is that why you murdered Lappu? Huh?
[music fades]
So, Ehsaan Miyaan,
if someone from your gang is guilty, you better tell us.
Or you'll also be in trouble.
[tense music playing]
We are not exactly friends. You've already clarified that.
But do you understand judiciary? Works like economics.
Hmm?
[grunts]
This was a disagreement between the boys.
Yes, these fights involve broken bones and abuses.
If we start killing each other for such things,
we would shake up the economy and the… judiciary as well.
Allah Hafiz.
[man in Hindi] ♪ I'm the lover of lovers ♪
♪ I've traded heart for a heart In this deal… ♪
[intense music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
PAPA - MUMMY
[music intensifies]
PAPA - MUMMY
[loud traffic noises]
[dramatic music playing]
[in English] I'm with the police. Civil dress.
Do you have CCTVs for the activity on this road?
Police.
Show me the CCTV footage of the entire hotel.
Everything from last week.
[man] We have CCTV cameras. But they stopped working last week.
We have sent them for repairs, sahab. It may take long.
No point of having CCTVs. We only repair tires here.
[suspenseful music playing]
Come on, show all the footage to sir.
[Dhaincha] Got you, motherfucker!
Same helmet, same shirt as the man with the tattoo on the hand.
Hey! Give me all this footage.
[hesitates] Any I card?
[tense music playing]
If you’re from the police, you'll have an I card, right?
What if I don't have one?
[music intensifies]
[gun cocks]
Will this ID work?
Give me the old footage now. And today's also.
I'm starring in that one, no?
I can only see half of the bastard's license plate in this one.
[tense music playing]
Excellent job, Dhaincha.
If you already found half the number,
you'll find the scooter very soon and with it the rider too.
Start looking first thing in the morning.
How many bikes could there be in Noida city
that will have the same license number?
Uh, Bhabhi,
you don't worry about anything.
We'll catch the fucker soon.
You are the only witness to that murder. That asshole could also come after you.
I hope you're aware of that.
You have to catch him without fail, Dhaincha.
This is not just a matter of my safety,
but it's also about Raja Bhai's honor.
Okay, Raja Bhai. Good night.
[tense music playing]
[cell phone ringing]
Really?
Oh.
No… Okay.
No, so he didn't get the full number, right?
Uh, how much could he see?
Thank you, Bindiji. Yes, I'll figure it out.
Why did you come back here the very moment you received the call?
Do you get better network here?
I'm keeping a close eye on you, Damadji.
We have to go to the doctor tomorrow for a checkup, better not forget.
[Raja Bhai] If you've already found half the number,
you'll find the scooter very soon and with it the rider too.
Start looking first thing in the morning.
[Bindi] My husband and his men are not going to stop until they find you.
[dramatic music playing]
[music intensifies]
[music swells]
[music fades]
[indistinct chatter]
[man] Here you go.
This is a list of all the scooters that have the number you gave me.
Oh, this is good. Thank you.
I helped you because you are also a government officer like me.
Um, that is true. There is mutual respect among government servants.
If you need any help from my department, please don't hesitate to ask.
You could get me a few flats for free, no big deal.
You got everything you needed, right?
Yes, of course, I did.
-Thank you. -Namaskar.
I was worried that mine was the only scooter.
But look how long the list is.
I hope they are all yellow in color.
-Hello! Color is seen in the video! -[tense music playing]
Oh, man! Hurry up.
[Vineet] What will you do with this blue paint?
[tense music playing]
Where did the scooter go?
Hey, bhai, did you see my scooter?
Sir, your ammaji took it.
Amma doesn't know how to ride a scooter!
[cell phone ringing]
Answer his calls. What is the matter?
He never answers mine!
He disappeared today for my hospital visit.
Good, no, that he disappeared.
Thanks to that you came with me.
[cell phone ringing]
-[clicks tongue] -[engaged tone]
Let's go back to the paint shop, Vineet bhai.
-Boy! What a nuisance. -Vineet bhai.
-Let's hurry up, okay. -Hmm.
You look very nice when you smile, Mando Bua.
You of all people don't have to call me Bua.
Then can I call you Mandodari?
[comical music playing]
Actually, I asked the kids your name.
You are quite a player.
And what is your name?
Todar. Todarmal Gupta.
[chuckles] It's a funny name.
By the way, you also have a funny name, Mandodari.
My real name is Lajwanti.
What would you like me to call you?
[Amma] For you, Lajwanti is perfect.
[suspenseful music playing]
[muted conversation]
[Mishra] Right near this gate. This is the first address.
Okay, Jain sahab. See you soon.
I'll get going Raja Bhai.
I won't come back until I have all the information.
God bless. Good luck.
[tense music playing]
Are you going to write the IAS exams? Why do you need so many blessings?
Where were you off too?
[Dhaincha] To buy flour and sugar.
Then go safely, Bhaiya.
The man who died had also gone out to buy flour and sugar.
And he never came back.
And you had another customer who was never seen again.
All these unusual incidents,
they all keep circling back to you, Jain sahab.
Right now, all the roads lead back to you.
So we thought that it would be best to meet you.
No reason as such, just to put some pressure.
[diabolic music playing]
Just a little.
[Jhatka] Sorry, Raja Bhai.
I got very late today. Just woke up.
You fucker, didn’t you have the sense to come to my room and wake me up?
Hmm. So you have rooms at the back?
[Ali] Hmm, is that so?
Why Jain sahab? Are you sure those two aren't hidden back there?
Gaur sahab and his colleague.
Mathew, could you go and check it out?
Never know what you may find.
No problem.
You go and show them the room.
I will send Jhatka and Pinky to the market
to buy the flour and sugar.
[Dhaincha] Come this way. We use that space for sleeping and nothing else.
[Mathew] Show me where you all sleep.
[tense music playing]
Both of you come here. Take this.
Take the note.
And take some cash.
Rest of the details I'll give you over the phone.
Wow, Jain sahab, you're making a lot of money these days.
You even got a machine to count your cash.
The thing is, my boys are not very good at counting.
So they bought this machine.
Tell me? From where did you buy it?
Is the bank selling such things nowadays?
There's a bank sticker on the machine.
You see it?
[tense music playing]
[iron door squeaks open]
Who are you, bhaiya?
-Who are you? What are you doing? -We, uh…
We paint, paint, uh…
We're…
We're here from Bright Paint Company.
The company wants all scooter owners to be in their very special film.
We're making a documentary on them.
-A film? -Yes.
It will come on TV?
Yes, and, uh… And I mean, whoever's scooter is featured in the film,
the company will gift them a completely fresh coat of paint for the scooter.
Then please go ahead, bhai.
This little guy is Chintu and this is my Pari.
Bhaisahab, our face should be clear.
[man in Hindi] ♪ Look at the turn life has taken ♪
♪ Save yourself, you are in trouble ♪
♪ Trouble, you are in trouble ♪
♪ Trouble… ♪
[man in English] Hurry. They're here to shoot. This is for a film.
[man in Hindi] ♪ Trouble ♪
♪ High in the sky, a kite-fight ensues… ♪
[in English] Open it.
[man in Hindi] ♪ The string broke and down it fell ♪
♪ All you're left with Is a roll of string… ♪
[Dhaincha in English] There was nothing to find.
Come on. I need to go buy flour and sugar.
There are two rooms, right? Show me the other one also.
Once the room is searched properly, both of you come with me.
We'll return the machine to the bank. Then go to the station for a good dosage.
You'll even learn to count. What say, Jain sahab?
[man in Hindi] ♪ You are in trouble ♪
♪ Time is slipping away ♪
♪ Got beaten up for no reason ♪
♪ You better make a run for it ♪
♪ You're headed right into a ditch ♪
♪ Look at the turn life has taken ♪
♪ Save yourself ♪
♪ You are in trouble ♪
♪ Trouble, trouble ♪
♪ You are in trouble… ♪
-[woman in English] You're looking very good, Tauji. [chuckles]
Come on, Bhaiya, get started. Huh?
[man in Hindi] ♪ Trouble, trouble… ♪
[in English] Come on. You've looked everywhere. You found nothing, right?
One bed is yours and the other is Lappu's, right?
Who was he a fan of? Salman or Shah Rukh?
He must have had a favorite.
What's over there? Show me.
[man in Hindi] ♪ There are people all around ♪
♪ As they play peek-a-boo with you ♪
♪ Take a flight while you can ♪
♪ Before they're out to devour you… ♪
[Dhaincha in English] Done? I'm getting late.
[man in Hindi] ♪ It's your turn next ♪
♪ Look at the turn life has taken ♪
♪ Save yourself ♪
♪ You are in trouble ♪
♪ Trouble ♪
♪ Yeah, you are in trouble ♪
♪ Trouble ♪
[in English] I feel I'm gonna get jaundice!
How did I get into this, Vineet bhai? How do we get out?
I knew that we would find nothing here.
Jain sahab is a very simple man, Mathew.
You're a businessman. How do you not understand give and take?
You know what? We have a very balanced approach.
Small issues are sorted with sweets and snacks,
big issues are investigated.
[ripping sound]
This looks really good! I'm keeping it.
[Mathew] The jalebi can be crispier.
[suspenseful music playing]
[tense music playing]
Caught him, Raja Bhai.
I found the yellow scooter. The one with half the number.
"UP 16C AGH…?"
Another yellow scooter?
This is also "16C AGH"?
Motherfucker!
[dramatic music playing]
They're all UP 16C AGH?
[brakes screeching loudly]
[bike rider] Fucker! Move it!
[grunts]
[birds chirping]
-Taneja sahab, how are you? -Oh, hello, Mishraji.
I was just heading to the society office to check the monthly maintenance bills.
If I find even the smallest mistake, I'm going to screw everyone's happiness!
People must learn the hard way.
And you also… also make people disappear right?
Huh?
You… you had told the guard, remember? "Beta, I'll make you disappear?"
Oh, that?
I'm not a magician to make people vanish into thin air.
I was just trying to scare him.
Anyway, all these guards are insignificant people.
You need to keep them in check or these fuckers will dance on your head!
-I need to buy vegetables. -Hey, fuck… hey, I hope it's all fresh.
-[vendor] Very fresh. -[Taneja] I'll see you later.
-What would you like? -Give me a minute.
[Amma] He's taken the day off, but he's sitting at home.
-So tell me what is the point? -Amma, just let him relax for a while.
But I'm not asking him to do any hard labor.
He's taken the day off. The least he can do is take his guest out.
Am I not a guest?
Tell me.
You are free today anyway, so why don't you take me out?
Movie-shoovie.
One of your eyes is covered, Amma. How will you watch a movie?
So what if one is covered? I have my other eye.
This is just a matter of perspective.
By the way, there is a mela in Sector 13.
It's been a while since we all went out as a family.
Let's go, please.
There's work happening at the bakery anyway.
Let's take the kids out too. Huh?
[announcer, over speaker] Welcome! Come to our beautiful photo booth
and take a beautiful picture of yourself!
Come and get three photos for the special price of two!
Welcome!
Why are you giving such less pani?
How will I enjoy pani puri without pani?
Oh, that was spicy! [coughs] But I really love it!
-[slurps noisily] -You're happy now?
Will we get sizzlers here?
That dish that's on fire!
Smoke everywhere.
-Find out where we can get some sizzlers. -[Ashoklata] Okay.
[Amma] Hey, why did you stop now? I'll have two more plates.
[people shrieking]
-[indistinct chatter] -[indistinct announcements over speakers]
[sinister music playing]
Hey, I really didn't want to come. Why did you force me?
-Am I a child? -Hey!
Ever since Lappu died, you've been looking very lost.
Lost in your mobile phone.
I don’t know what you’re watching all the time. [scoffs]
You don't stop! More.
[slurps noisily]
[indistinct announcements over speakers]
-Hmm? -It's yummy, no?
[gun cocks]
-[gun cocks] -[eerie music playing]
[trigger clicks]
[laughter echoes]
[tense music playing]
[tense music continues]
[gunshot]
[eerie music playing]
[knife swishes, clanks]
-What happened? -Huh?
-You seem lost. -No, nothing.
Let's go. It's getting late. We should go back home.
Hey? Why so early?
-It isn't even eight o'clock. -Yes.
-We haven't eaten anything yet. -And there's so much to see.
[Amma] And so much more to eat.
-I want to sit on the merry-go-round. -Yes!
-[Rohan] I want to sit on it. -[Amma] We'll all go.
-[Amma] Ask him to buy the tickets. -[Ashoklata] Yes, Amma.
[garbled] Look. Everything is so beautiful here.
-Yes. -It will cheer you up. At least try.
He's saying, "It's beautiful here. It'll cheer you up. Try it."
Come on, let’s try something that we are experts at.
Huh? Just for fun.
Come. Come on, buddy.
[people shrieking]
-[cheering] Ha-Ha, hah! -[Rohan, Ritu laughing]
[Ritu] Look at me, Papa. [giggles]
[Amma] You also join us, Damadji. We are having so much fun.
Okay, bhai, what's the rate?
Bhaiya, we are giving six pellets for ten.
But since there are three of you, take six times three, 18.
I want 17.
Huh?
Seventeen? How will you divide 17?
I want just 17.
Nothing more than that.
I can count only up to 17, that's all. So now what?
This country is full of fucking idiots.
Tell me, fucker, you cannot count after 17?
What did you say?
"Idiot?" A person who cannot count beyond 17 is an idiot according to you?
-[spluttering] -Hmm?
-Hey, bhai! -Hmm? Tell me, motherfucker!
-If I can't count after 17… -Dhaincha, let him go.
-Stop it. -Just get lost!
[indistinct yelping, yelling]
-If I can't count beyond 17… -You'll tear my--
-Leave me. -Hey, stop your friend, man.
-Come on, let's go. Come! -[slapping]
-Let's go. Hold my hand. -What happened, Papa?
Tell me or I'll shoot you in the knees, prick!
Please don't shoot me in the knees or I'll become a cripple.
A cripple means my life is over.
-[garbled] Bloody! -Are you a fucking idiot?
[Dhaincha] So a cripple might as well be dead?
Let him go, bhai!
A man who can't count over 17 is an idiot.
-A cripple is almost like a dead man? Huh? -[whimpering]
[spluttering] Look, bhaiya,
what's happening in your life, I don't know anything about it,
but you're getting worked up for no reason.
-Take as many pellets as you want. -Shut the fuck up, fucker!
I will burst all the balloons in your stall,
but with my own gun.
Okay.
Oh, man!
[screaming]
[Jhatka] Dhaincha, be careful, bhai.
Lappu is already gone.
We are all sad.
But you know that we are in a very risky business.
Anyone can die at any time, bhai.
If we lose someone very dear to us…
[sobs] …then it's okay to cry, no, bhai?
If I had known that he was going to go away, then I would have told him,
"Hey, bhai, your favorite Shah Rukh is much better than my Sallu."
-Can I say something? -He's saying that--
I'll say it very slowly.
If I'd met you all earlier,
then you and Lappu bhaiya would never have had that argument.
Neither is Shahrukh Khan big nor is Salman Khan big.
The biggest Khan is Yusuf Khan.
-Who is that? -Hey, Yusuf Khan.
-Our Dilip Kumar sahab. -[Jhatka] Our Dilip Kumar?
-From Saudagar? -[Pinky] Hmm.
[Jhatka] Really?
Yes, man. He's greater than everyone!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I would have told Lappu that.
And we both wouldn't ever have argued.
Hey, but how could I know that he would leave us so suddenly.
Without any warning!
How was I supposed to know, man?
-[melancholic music playing] -[Dhaincha sobbing]
[sobbing continues]
Sahab, this orange-kesar cake is a big hit.
You brought cake for me, sahab. Thank you so much!
[Mishra] Good, good. Enjoy.
By the way, the security in this society is quite good, huh?
No one can just walk around unnoticed. I mean,
strangers or those really dangerous kind of people.
-You know, anti-social, those types. -[guard] Never, sahab. I'm here, right?
And even if they do show up, I can just make the fuckers disappear.
Yeah! Yes. I remember you telling Taneja, "I'll make you disappear."
Oh, he's the secretary, no, sahab?
That's why I show him respect.
And even wash his car.
Or else I would have taught him a lesson by now. I have many contacts, you see.
[suspenseful music playing]
[lid closes]
You know how to use it?
-No. -[man] Do you want to learn?
Yes.
It's very easy.
Just press this down.
The bullet.
Pull it here like this.
[metal clicks]
-[potter] And then reload it. -Okay.
[potter] And look how easy it is, like a child's play.
Pull the trigger and…
Here you go.
Um, how much do I have to pay for this?
You tell me.
I'll tell you? Me…
-What do I know? -[guard] My tauji is a very generous man.
He's giving you a gun and he's asking you to decide the amount.
Amazing!
[quirky music playing]
One? One thousand?
One?
-Uh, two? -Two?
Three?
Three? Five.
Five. Five thousand?
[Tauji] Yes, five. Take it.
Take five.
Five meaning?
And take this photo as well.
The address is written behind it.
Take care of him by tonight.
And make sure that you deal with him by tonight itself.
After that, the gun is all yours.
[diabolic music playing]
You can also take a pot for the last rites from here.
Look at the variety we have. And some at the back also.
[crow caws]
You're really a strange man.
I want a gun only for my protection, and you want me to murder someone?
Do I look like some contract killer?
People don't dance with a gun. It's a murder weapon.
I made you meet a useful man like my tauji, and you just walk off like that?
It's good he's my tauji.
-Anyone else would've-- -Made me disappear?
-Huh? -Hey.
-I mean… -Okay, listen to me.
You and I never discussed any of these things, ever.
-The matter is closed. -And, sahab, you also never met my tauji.
Matter is closed.
[knocking on door]
Welcome, Mishraji.
Namaskar.
So now you don’t even feel the need to apply for a leave? Huh?
It's time to get you transferred. Out of Noida!
To some remote place.
-What is this? -[Mishra] I want to apply for a transfer.
Please transfer me, sir.
Wherever you want to send me. Punishment posting anywhere.
Just make it quick.
[Varshney] Hey, wait, wait!
Earlier you would refuse to get transferred.
And now you are asking for it? Hmm?
Then how is it a punishment?
It's actually a reward!
No, no, no way.
Now you'll have to stick around here in Noida city.
Let me figure out what the fuck is going on.
[letter ripping]
Take it! Come on, take it!
Go and throw it in the dustbin outside.
Go, go, go.
[door opens, closes]
[switch clicks]
[message chimes]
ABDUL - HELLO TRIBHUVAN. WHEN WILL YOU PAY THE FIRST INSTALLMENT?
I'M WAITING.
[tense music playing]
Mishraji, why aren't you saying anything?
What did Varshney sir say?
Come on, let's talk over lunch.
-Let's go. -[Mishra] Lalitaji. [clears throat]
I have a lot of pending work. I'll work through lunch.
[indistinct office chatter]
[suspenseful music playing]
[music continues]
[keyboard keys clacking]
[messages chiming]
PYAARIPARI - WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? PLEASE CALL BACK
PLEASE CALL.
NAIL POLISH IS GONE. AT LEAST COME NOW.
AT LEAST REPLY TO MY MESSAGE
REMEMBERING YOU VERY MUCH.
MISSING YOUR FINGERS.
PLEASE REPLY TO MY MESSAGE. FARMHOUSE IS EMPTY
[messages chiming incessantly]
[dramatic music playing]
[music intensifies]
[music swells and fades]
[doorbell rings]
Jijaji, you should have told us about all of this earlier.
Instead, you're dealing with it alone.
There are no secrets between us anymore.
Shobha, I don't like this tea I just can't drink it.
Green tea is good for your health.
You want a long life, right? Come on, drink it.
Jijaji, I think you all should move in with us. It will be safer.
But it’s not like they have Jijaji's address with them, right?
How will moving in with us solve the problem?
Shambhu.
Remember you were telling us about your big-time clients once?
Any chance they can help us with security?
Who am I to ask them for favors?
You really want milk in your chai? Fine, I'll get it.
-[Shobha] Hey, listen. -Hmm.
[Shobha] Where are the toys we bought for Jiji's kids?
The toys?
I'll be back.
[door opens]
-What are you talking about? -Listen.
You have that client, right? Agarwal? What does he do?
-He's a builder. -Perfect.
Agarwal is a builder.
And Jijaji works in the Town Planning office.
Agarwal's files are stuck over there.
Jijaji wants safety.
And we're stuck in the middle. Make both of them meet, no?
It will also be good for us.
[dramatic music playing]
[diabolic music playing]
[music intensifies]
[Agarwal] All of them are loaded.
Take whichever one you like.
Check the weight and the grip first.
Oh, you need to sign this file.
So tell me, you were the one fucking things up for me, right?
Jijaji, I find his demands to be quite reasonable.
What do you say? Sounds good?
Hmm.
Yes, Jijaji. Right now, you need to think about protecting your family. Hmm?
I won't, uh, have to do anything else like this, no?
[Agarwal] The files will keep coming to your table. You just keep signing them.
[tense music playing]
Think about it. You need the gun, right?
What option do you have?
And maybe next time, one MIG flat can be in our name also.
Yeah, Agarwalji? Sounds good?
He can just keep signing our files.
Take one for him and take one for yourself.
I'm okay with that.
[Shobha] Agarwalji, you'll have to let go of the six lakhs as discussed.
[Agarwal] Yes, bhabhiji.
Just give your autograph on every page.
You can stamp it in the office.
[intruder 1] Hey, move!
Move!
Come on!
-Sit down! -Sit down quietly. Move aside.
[intruder 1] Move that side.
[diabolic music playing]
Looks like you're collecting a lot of autographs, Agarwalji.
[gun cocks] Recognize me?
Bhaiya, he's the MLA's brother-in-law.
MLA Shri Arora. Understood?
All right. Shut all these files for now.
In fact, I think that it's time for you to shut your business down.
Didn't I already send you a message, huh?
Noida has room for only one real estate business.
And all the other builders will either switch cities… [cocks gun]
…or businesses. Got it?
[Mishra] Bhaisahab?
Bhaisahab, namaste.
[Mishra clears throat]
[clears throat again] Me and this couple sitting over there…
Namaste.
We are also just visitors here. [chuckles nervously]
Look at the biscuits and chai.
We'll finish and get out of the way.
Then you can discuss your business.
Shut up! Should I give you one?
I don't talk to employees like you. Just keep your mouth shut.
What a chugad!
[tense music playing]
As I was saying, Agarwalji…
[indistinct dialog]
[intruder 2] What a chugad! [echoes]
[talks indistinctly]
Choice is yours--
Don't call me a chugad again.
Am I a chugad, bastard? Who are you calling a chugad?
-[Shobha yelps] -[cocks gun] Motherfucker!
Jijaji!
-Fuck off! -[Shobha] You slapped my husband? Wait.
[man] ♪ Fire! ♪
[lively, upbeat music playing]
[grunts]
[man] ♪ Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat ♪
♪ Listen, she's a cool crazy cat ♪
[in Hindi] ♪ She's ready to attack ♪
♪ She'll now put on her fight face ♪
♪ This docile lass is now a badass ♪
♪ Gun in hand ♪
♪ She'll shoot up the place ♪
[in English] ♪ This cool crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat, she's a cool crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat… ♪
[grunts]
[panting]
-You fucking asshole! -[Mishra grunts]
[both grunting]
[gunshot]
Ah! [grunting]
[intruder 1] Sit right there!
Or I will fuck your bloody happiness! Quiet!
[Shambhu groans]
[intruder 1] Put the gun down. I won't say it again.
You have no idea what a bastard I can be.
I'll cut him up like a piece of cloth!
-Shobha, be careful! That's a gun! -Say something to your wife.
Agarwalji, who is this woman? She's crazy!
-[gunshots] -[both yelping]
[both yelping, shrieking]
[grunting]
[grunting, straining]
-[crunching] -[screams] Let go, motherfucker!
[grunts, screams]
[Agarwal] Pull the trigger, Mishraji.
[heaves, grunts]
[both grunting]
Mother…
[groans] Ow!
[Shambhu groaning, straining] Aah!
-[intruder 1 yelps] -[Shambhu panting]
Hey! [screams]
What the fuck! Motherfucker!
[cooker hissing]
[yelps] Mummy!
Mother…
[whimpering]
-[yelps] -[cooker hissing loudly]
Jijaji, cooker!
[hissing continues]
[intruder 2 grunting, straining]
[intruder 2 screams]
Mummy!
Aiii!
[intruder 2 screams] Aaah! [blubbers]
-[sizzling] -[intruder 2 continues screaming]
Aiii!
[yelps, grunts]
Huh? I'm stuffing green tea down his throat so he has a long life
and you pointed a gun at him?
Dare to slap him! Dare to hit him! You'll slap him?
Are you a bloody tailor? Huh? You want to cut him up?
He's a piece of cloth to be cut up? Huh?
You're a tailor? Cutting cloth all day?
-Should I kill you? -[grunting, groaning]
[intruder 1 whimpering]
Listen, are you all right?
Bhaisahab, bhaisahab, you want cold water?
-Does it hurt very badly? Is it burning? -[intruder 2] I will fuck your ass.
I will tell Jijaji to screw your happiness. [groans]
You should not have said chugad.
-But you said chugad and I just-- -Stop!
Motherfucker! Shut up!
-Fuck off! -Jijaji, you're all right?
Yes.
How did you hear the whistle of the cooker in all the commotion?
The whistle went off.
Girls get a lot of practice from a young age.
[intruder 2 groans]
[whimpering]
-[gunshot] -[yelps]
-[intruder 2 screams] -[Shambhu yelps]
-[distant screams] -[bullet clinks]
[man] ♪ Cat, cat, cat, cat ♪
♪ This cool crazy cat, cat, cat, cat… ♪
You really have balls of steel, bhabhiji.
♪ Fire! ♪
[in Hindi] ♪ This docile lass is now a badass ♪
♪ Gun in hand, ♪
♪ In hand, in hand ♪
♪ She'll shoot up the place ♪
[in English] ♪ This cool crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ Cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ A cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ A cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ Cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ Cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ Cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪
♪ She's a cool, crazy cat ♪
♪ Cat, cat ♪