1 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:07,125 [cooker hissing] 2 00:00:11,375 --> 00:00:15,541 Bhabhiji, you're a complete surprise package. 3 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:19,708 If it wasn't for you today, we would be lying on the floor, 4 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:20,625 dead and gone. 5 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:22,333 [diabolic music playing] 6 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,000 Deal done, bhabhiji. 7 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:33,000 The way you wanted, your terms. 8 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:37,791 If you can throw in one more thing, consider this deal sealed, Agarwalji. 9 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:44,291 Even I want a gun. 10 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:45,833 [eerie music playing] 11 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,458 [Agarwal] What will you do with it? 12 00:00:56,666 --> 00:01:00,000 Well, will keep it close to me. 13 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:10,916 [Agarwal] Apart from the gun, Mishraji is also going to require some security. 14 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,625 Remember I introduced both of you to Ehsaan Qureshi? 15 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:20,458 He is a sworn enemy of that Jain halwai. Arrange for a meeting. 16 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,916 If Mishraji is safe, we can be sure that our files are safe. 17 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:31,958 [dramatic music playing] 18 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:48,833 [music intensifies] 19 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:58,958 [man in Hindi] ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 20 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:03,375 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 21 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,250 ♪ A gentleman sitting atop The yellow wheel of time cycle ♪ 22 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,708 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 23 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:12,166 ♪ He was looking for sweets But all he got was a bitter pill ♪ 24 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:15,000 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 25 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:17,833 ♪ In the exam called life He gets 0 out of 10 ♪ 26 00:02:17,916 --> 00:02:21,166 ♪ This is his destiny Meet the common man ♪ 27 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,458 ♪ Noida, Noida, Noida, Noida Spiral, Spiral, Spiral, Spiral Wheel ♪ 28 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,583 [low, tense music playing] 29 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:50,375 TRIBHUVAN MISHRA 30 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:58,416 Mishraji, are you actually signing his file? 31 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,833 Weren't you the one who objected? 32 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:05,708 Mishraji. 33 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,500 [dramatic music playing] 34 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:20,708 [Mishra] I'm forced to sign the file in exchange for this. 35 00:03:21,541 --> 00:03:23,750 My family is in danger, Lalitaji. 36 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:26,583 I just can't understand what to do, so… 37 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,541 You must be wondering 38 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:33,083 how Tribhuvan Mishra has become a criminal now. 39 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,333 Am I right? Huh? 40 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,625 Look, Mishraji, I prefer not to judge anyone. 41 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:41,458 You are in a dilemma right now, 42 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:45,125 and you need some help, no matter where it comes from. 43 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:49,875 I will write "checked and approved" on the note sheet in your signed files. 44 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,083 So that there's no inquiry. 45 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,125 Lalitaji, you… 46 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,375 Thank you very much for doing this. 47 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:04,916 But you… 48 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:09,250 When you saw me holding a gun in my hand, weren't you surprised? 49 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,083 Nothing really surprises me anymore, Mishraji. 50 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:16,041 And considering where I come from, guns don't scare me much. 51 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:18,583 [dramatic music playing] 52 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:20,333 [Mishra] Really? 53 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:25,000 [man 1] Today is your birthday. 54 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:27,083 -Where's the cake? -[woman] At least wish me first. 55 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,083 Look at your stomach. Keeps getting bigger! 56 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:32,416 -[man 1] Smaller than your boyfriend's. -[woman laughs] Shut up! Shameless. 57 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,083 Why? What is Amitabh Bachchan's name in that case? 58 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:38,041 -Amitabh Bachchan's name is not there. -Why? He's a very big star. 59 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:41,083 -[man] Yogiji! How much longer? Hurry up. -[Yogi] I'm coming, sir. 60 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:44,416 Look at that. Can't tell the back from the belly. 61 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:48,875 Guruji, I want you to improve everyone's fitness. 62 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,500 The department needs to look fit. 63 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,333 It's possible, right? 64 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:57,250 [nervously] Sir, why me? 65 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:01,000 Sir, why don’t you all, uh, join a popular gym. 66 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:05,125 There are too many… policemen here. 67 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:06,208 Come on. 68 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:10,125 I lost two and a half kilos, all thanks to you! 69 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,333 Two and a half. 70 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,500 It's a big deal! 71 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:14,791 [chuckles nervously] 72 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:17,541 I'm just saying thank you by giving you business. 73 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:18,458 Sir. 74 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:23,166 It will also give us a chance to meet more regularly. 75 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,125 What do you say? 76 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,916 -[chuckles nervously] -Hmm? 77 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,000 -Yeah, sure. -Am I right? Ah, bloody fucker. 78 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,625 Sir, may I leave? 79 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,000 Wait a minute, man. I called for some chai, bhai. 80 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,708 [Ali] Just relax for now. Okay? 81 00:05:37,791 --> 00:05:39,250 -[Mathew] Move! -[man] I told you. 82 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,500 -I don’t know. -Sit here! Sit! 83 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:45,208 Danish beta, did you tell Mathew sir where you have hidden 84 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:46,541 all the stolen goods? 85 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:49,000 -No, he's not telling me anything. -[whimpering] 86 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,250 -You-- -[restraining grunt] 87 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,916 Stop it, man. Tell the truth, beta. I'm sure he'll talk. 88 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:57,791 -[dramatic music playing] -[Danish screaming] 89 00:05:57,875 --> 00:05:59,458 Tell him, no, son? 90 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:02,541 -[Danish continues howling] -Where you have hidden the stolen goods? 91 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,333 -Tell us, no? -[Danish howls] 92 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:06,750 [Ali] Or do I need to rip both your ears out? 93 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,250 Are you watching, Guruji? 94 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,375 The sort of things we have to do to solve cases. 95 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:15,375 This guy's not going to be easy. He's quite a bastard. 96 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,750 [diabolic music playing] 97 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,666 Huh? 98 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,166 -You'll tell us, right? Huh? -[Danish shrieks] 99 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:23,500 You'll tell us, no? 100 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,458 -[Danish wailing] -[Ali] Or should we cut out your tongue? 101 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,708 Tell us, man. 102 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,625 Or do you want sir to tear your lips apart? 103 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:36,166 Then you'll never get a chance to say another word again. Speak up. 104 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,708 You'll nod your head and tell us, no? 105 00:06:37,791 --> 00:06:39,125 You'll tell us, right? 106 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,125 Nod your head and tell us? 107 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,333 [grunts] 108 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:46,791 Take him away, Mathew miyaan, and tell him to show the place. 109 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,000 -Come on. -[whimpers] 110 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,208 You got lucky today. 111 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:56,166 Did you see how he talked? 112 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:01,125 Once they know they have been cornered, everybody talks to the police. 113 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,791 Some talk immediately while some take their time. 114 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:08,458 Some talk willingly and some need convincing. 115 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:11,583 End result is same for everyone. 116 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,083 Confession. 117 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,125 So, Guruji, you can go. 118 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,750 As it is, your chai has gone too cold. Huh? 119 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,875 Go, go. 120 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,833 [dramatic music playing] 121 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:33,583 [indistinct traffic sounds] 122 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:40,000 [cooker hisses, stops] 123 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,875 You are my guests. You must have dinner with me. 124 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:47,583 Now coming to your request for security, so tell me, Shambhu miyaan, 125 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:51,083 why should I provide protection to your jijaji because you ask me to? 126 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,666 -Um… -You don't have to do it for him. 127 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,333 Do it for yourself. 128 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:57,083 [tense music playing] 129 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,541 The enemy of an enemy is a friend, Ehsaan Bhai. 130 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,333 Jain halwai is your enemy and his enemy too. 131 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,208 Welcome, Begum Sahiba. 132 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,416 Come, come. 133 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,291 Begum, you really took your time to shop today. 134 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:20,000 [Qureshi's wife] Yes, I got a little delayed. 135 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:23,583 Bhabhi Jaan. 136 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:26,208 Guests have come at dinner time. 137 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:30,500 -Check all the arrangements, Jameelaji. -Don't worry about anything. 138 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:32,416 Your guests will not go home hungry. 139 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,750 [low, tense music playing] 140 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:50,916 Shambhu miyaan, I cannot understand how any of this will benefit me. 141 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:57,041 Jain sahab is trying to kill your jijaji and not the other way around. 142 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,125 If that's what it takes, then we'll do it. Hmm? 143 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,208 -Right, Jijaji? -[in Hindi] Yeah. 144 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:10,250 [Jameela clears throat softly] 145 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:14,541 [in English] The dal is very hot. 146 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,375 Mind your fingers. They're magical after all. 147 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,458 [quirky music playing] 148 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,833 You have such charisma. 149 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,375 A big heart. 150 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,166 [chuckles] And magic in your fingers. 151 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,250 [quirky music continues] 152 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,791 [coughs] 153 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:38,583 [Mishra continues coughing] 154 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,083 The food is not that spicy. 155 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,416 Give him some water. 156 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,666 He's anyway in pretty bad shape. 157 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,500 Um, let me help you with that. 158 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:57,791 -Since how long do you know CA Topper? -Just a few months now. 159 00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,541 -Took the service how many times? -Twice or thrice. 160 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,708 "Service?" What service? 161 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,625 Jijaji's name is CA Topper 162 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:15,375 only on the website where he provides his service. 163 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,416 How did you figure out that I have met your jijaji, 164 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,583 CA Topper, before today? 165 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:22,583 [scoffs] 166 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,166 A woman looks very differently… 167 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:32,041 at the man who gives her happiness. 168 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:37,291 Her eyes tell the secret of how special the man is to her. 169 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,416 You don't look at Ehsaan Bhai in that way at all. 170 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:44,666 What do you want? 171 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,583 Listen, I'm not trying to blackmail you. 172 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:54,500 I am a woman, so I can understand, why you did what you did. 173 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,875 If CA Topper made you happy for even a moment, 174 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,458 then please you have to help him out. 175 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,708 He really needs it. 176 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,833 [Jameela] You invited your guests to stay for dinner but 177 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,000 they are leaving empty-handed? 178 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,083 Help them if you can. 179 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,166 And anyway, he is an officer in a government organization. 180 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,583 He can pass your files if the need arises. 181 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,916 Bhabhiji mentioned that he is a CA. 182 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,375 In fact, he is a CA topper. 183 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,291 [quirky music playing] 184 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,583 And he can handle your accounts at the end of the year. 185 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:54,958 Please don't say no. 186 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:59,541 Anyway, Nadeem and Asthana are not doing anything useful with their time. 187 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:03,416 Let them both… shadow him. 188 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,500 [tense music playing] 189 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,166 [Lalita] Mm-hmm. 190 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:25,000 Mishraji, this is Salman Qureshi's file. 191 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,250 Ehsaan Bhai has sent it. He said he'll pick it up tomorrow. 192 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,125 EHSAAN QURESHI'S REFERENCE 193 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,375 [Lalita speaking indistinctly on phone] 194 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,125 -[Mishra] Lalitaji. -[Lalita] Yes? 195 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:46,250 [Mishra] Put a note sheet on this one. Checked and approved, okay? 196 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,083 -I'm signing it right now. -[Lalita] Okay. 197 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,375 [cell phone ringing] 198 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:57,125 [Abdul over phone] Mishraji, are you coming to me, or should I come to you? 199 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,208 [Mishra] Abdul Bhai, I'm making arrangements for the payment. 200 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,208 [dramatic music playing] 201 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,500 -[Asthana] What's up, fucker! -[Nadeem] I'll break your fucking balls. 202 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,375 [guns click] 203 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,500 [knocking on door] 204 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,416 CA Topper. 205 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,458 [dramatic music playing] 206 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,291 Where are you two going? Who are you? 207 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,166 [Nadeem] What a fucking fun place, fucker! 208 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,666 [quirky music continues] 209 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,750 [music fades] 210 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,541 Who are these people? 211 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:09,916 They… they are my security. 212 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,291 I've just come for a simple service. 213 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:17,250 It's not a national secret that I have to deal with security. 214 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:20,541 -I'm really sorry about this. -Hey! 215 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,541 Ma'am, they are completely safe. You don't need to worry at all. 216 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,708 Hear me out. 217 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,916 If you are cancelling the service, then you need to pay me. 218 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,458 Have you lost your mind? 219 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:34,625 You show up with these people, why would any woman be okay with it? 220 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,541 [slow, pensive music playing] 221 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,750 Bhai sahab, 222 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,625 in future, you can protect me from a safe distance. 223 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,416 Okay, fine, Mishraji. Chill. 224 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,375 [insulin injection clicks] 225 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,333 Why did you have to order your shoes online? 226 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,000 If you had asked me, I would have bought them. 227 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,083 I felt like it, that's why. 228 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:42,416 Why depend on anyone for something that I want? 229 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,000 -Listen… -Hmm. 230 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,416 Earlier you used to ask me to dance like a hero all the time. 231 00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,458 Should I… dance for you? 232 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,750 [Bollywood music playing] 233 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,666 [man 1 in Hindi] ♪ Why does the heart beat like this? ♪ 234 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,916 ♪ Why is it in awe of you? ♪ 235 00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,791 ♪ Why does the heart beat like this? ♪ 236 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,833 ♪ Why is it in awe of you? ♪ 237 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:28,458 ♪ Why does it yearn for you Over and over again? ♪ 238 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,500 [woman 1] ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 239 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:34,750 [man 1] ♪ I have fallen in love ♪ 240 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:38,958 ♪ I have fallen in love ♪ 241 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,250 [song changes] 242 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,583 [woman 2] ♪ He is very tall ♪ 243 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,708 ♪ Great physique ♪ 244 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,291 ♪ He is very tall, with great physique ♪ 245 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:53,041 ♪ One can spot him from afar Oh, that's my man, yes, yes, yes… ♪ 246 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,083 [in English] Am I dancing well or not? Huh? 247 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,958 This is what you want from me, right? 248 00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,625 -[Raja Bhai panting] -[song changes] 249 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:03,333 [man 3 in Hindi] ♪ I've traded heart for a heart ♪ 250 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,083 ♪ In this deal of love ♪ 251 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,750 ♪ I won the bet of love By losing my heart ♪ 252 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:15,500 [woman] ♪ Conjurer, o, conjurer ♪ 253 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:19,250 -[music fades slightly] -[slow, melancholic music playing] 254 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,083 [panting] 255 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,916 [panting] 256 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,625 [breathless, in English] Listen, please tell me, 257 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,000 I danced better than that Madhur Milaap lover of yours, right? 258 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,958 [subdued] You danced well. It was good. 259 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,875 [melancholic music continues] 260 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:45,125 [falteringly hums "Conjurer o conjurer" song] 261 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,541 [continues humming] 262 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,458 [eerie music playing] 263 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:04,000 [continues humming tonelessly, breathlessly] 264 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,041 [panting] "I danced well." 265 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,125 [diabolic music playing] 266 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,208 [melancholic music continues] 267 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,750 Bloody fucker. 268 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,833 [dramatic music playing] 269 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,208 [glass shattering] 270 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:40,750 [mirror clatters] 271 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,166 [diabolic music playing] 272 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:57,958 [door squeaks open] 273 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:04,916 [door closes] 274 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,791 [fan whirring] 275 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,958 [cell phone vibrating, ringing] 276 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,583 Dhaincha… 277 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:35,375 [voice shaking] your bhabhi has complete… completely changed, man! 278 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,083 She is not mine anymore. 279 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,125 You know, I danced for her today. 280 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,375 Just imagine that. 281 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,666 I must have looked like an idiot. 282 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,333 Like a bloody kangaroo type! 283 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,416 And yet I danced. 284 00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,666 I think I got a very low rating. 285 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:04,833 Zero stars. 286 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,791 That bastard… [voice catches] …he managed to do 287 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,791 what your bhabhi used to expect from me. 288 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:23,416 The problem is that she… doesn't anymore. 289 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,625 I understand, Raja Bhai. 290 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,083 [Raja Bhai] Hey, Dhaincha! 291 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,291 We'll search the whole of Noida city 292 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,958 with a fine-tooth comb if that's what it takes. 293 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,333 [dramatic music playing] 294 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,333 But we have to find him. 295 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:44,750 Understood? 296 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,791 JAIN MANSION 297 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,708 [phone dialing] 298 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,458 -[Bindi] Hello, Dhaincha? -Yes, Bhabhi. 299 00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,500 Need to discuss something personal. 300 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,541 Tell me, Bhabhi. 301 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,083 You already know about the mistake that I made. 302 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:16,208 Your Raja Bhai is trying to stay away from me these days. 303 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,083 So I was just thinking that 304 00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,375 maybe I could take him out somewhere. 305 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:24,958 For dinner, maybe. 306 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:26,875 Surprise. 307 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:30,916 That's a good idea, Bhabhi! 308 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,375 So will you help me? 309 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,125 There's a hotel that I like. 310 00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:40,791 Let's go there together in the evening and make a final plan. 311 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:43,958 We'll book the table when we are there, huh? 312 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,166 -Okay, listen. -Yes. 313 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,083 Don't tell Raja Bhai, okay? It has to be a surprise. 314 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:52,750 Yes, Bhabhi. 315 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,625 Hey. Where are you going? 316 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:09,333 I am going to deliver these cake boxes. 317 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:14,541 Actually, there's a friend of mine, uh, and he's introducing me to a hotelier. 318 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,916 He wants to taste the cake. 319 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,333 If you had told me you are going to meet a hotel owner tonight, 320 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:21,708 I would have made more. 321 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:23,625 Now take these at least. 322 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,333 -I'll bake some more later. -Okay. 323 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:29,791 I just want to see how these orange, kesar cakes do at our shop. 324 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,875 Hey, that's good. 325 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:34,583 Trust me, Ashoklata, if they like it, we'll get a lot of orders. 326 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,250 You really boost me so much. 327 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:40,916 I'll go? 328 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,375 [cell phone ringing] 329 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,250 Yes, Bindiji? 330 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,500 -[Bindi] You're on your way, right? -Yes. 331 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,875 Dhaincha and I are reaching there in a minute. 332 00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,416 Once you get a proper look at his face, you can leave. 333 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,250 Yes. Definitely. Okay. 334 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,708 You'll recognize him if you see him again. 335 00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:19,500 There won't be any room for doubt. 336 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,583 [slow, instrumental music playing] 337 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,041 [indistinct chatter] 338 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,291 -[manager] Hello, ma'am. -Hello. 339 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,500 I want to book a table for two. 340 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,041 -The menu is completely veg, right? -[manager] Yes, ma'am. 341 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,875 For when and at what time? 342 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,833 [man] A booking for today, 343 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,458 and for right now! 344 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,291 [diabolic music playing] 345 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:53,375 [chuckling] Bhabhi, you wanted to do something for Raja Bhai today, 346 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:57,125 and Raja Bhai wanted to do something special for you. 347 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,625 I heard he even danced for you. 348 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:02,125 So, before you surprised him, 349 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,541 I thought maybe, Raja Bhai could do something to surprise you first. 350 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:08,208 Good job, no, Bhabhi? 351 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,500 [Bindi] Hmm… these starters should be enough. 352 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,791 I'll let you know when we are ready to order the main course. Okay? 353 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,208 -Okay, ma'am. -[Bindi] We'll keep this with us. 354 00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:45,875 I'll let you know if we need anything else at all. 355 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:47,916 [waiter] Sure, ma'am. 356 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:52,666 Hey, how can you start drinking before eating something? 357 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:57,416 [Raja Bhai] I'm very happy today, Bindi. Let me drink as much as I want to. 358 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,083 [low, dramatic music playing] 359 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,625 [hesitates] I'm going to the bathroom. 360 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:21,833 -Hmm? -[Raja Bhai] Hmm. 361 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:42,125 That bald man, that's Dhaincha? The baldie? 362 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:47,541 No, that's Teeka Ram, my husband. 363 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:54,333 Dhaincha, he's the man who's sitting at the table behind us. 364 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:56,125 I… I didn't see him. 365 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,416 My husband decided to surprise me today. 366 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,125 That's why I didn’t get a chance to call you and warn you at all. 367 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,166 He doesn't trust me anymore, no? 368 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,125 That's why he showed up tonight. 369 00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:15,250 -Teeka Ram… -Don't be scared. 370 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,333 See him properly, okay? 371 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,875 Good that both of them are here. 372 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:23,916 You got a chance to see who the main man is and what he looks like. 373 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,458 [Raja Bhai] Who looks like what, Bindi? 374 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,291 [diabolic music playing] 375 00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:29,625 Hmm? 376 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,166 Who did you find out about? 377 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:38,541 He… 378 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,833 And who is this bhai sahab? 379 00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:47,958 He… Remember I told you that I order cake online? 380 00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:50,541 Cake? 381 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,333 I even made you taste it the other day. 382 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,333 This is the man. 383 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,583 The one who delivers the cake? 384 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,541 His service has really good ratings. 385 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,708 When he saw me, he came over to say namaste. 386 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:09,833 Namaste. 387 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,125 -Namaste. -Namaste. 388 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,125 Have you been waiting here long? 389 00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:19,375 -[Raja Bhai] Huh? I just walked in. -Okay. 390 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,791 [Raja Bhai] I need to pee. 391 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:22,500 Okay. 392 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:26,625 -Namaste. -[diabolic music playing] 393 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,333 Bhai, the cake you sent us was just outstanding, man! 394 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,458 [Bindi] And yet you refuse to stock it in your shop. 395 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:43,041 I need to start taking my wife's advice from now on. 396 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:46,750 Come on, buddy. 397 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,041 Why don't you join us? 398 00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:53,291 Let's grab a couple of drinks and then discuss business. Come. 399 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:56,833 -Actually-- -No, you were on your way to the bathroom. 400 00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:00,458 -We should let him carry on. -I'll have a drink with him first. 401 00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:03,375 And then I can let it all flow down the drain, right? 402 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,000 No, no, no, I need to deliver these cakes. 403 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,208 -I have quite a few orders. -Let's go. 404 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,500 -So-- -Hey, Dhaincha. 405 00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:11,458 [Dhaincha] Yes, Raja Bhai? 406 00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:14,583 Just take these cake boxes and put them in the car. 407 00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:16,791 These are samples. 408 00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:26,916 If you fucking do this again, I'll slap you so hard you won't forget 409 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,583 and then I'll take the car back from you. 410 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:29,875 -Take the car back? -Yeah. 411 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,791 Fucker! You can barely walk properly. 412 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,791 And you want to take the car. [scoffs] 413 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,583 Motherfucker. 414 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,500 This was the asshole who broke my leg. 415 00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:44,625 -I will fuck his happiness now! -Hold on! 416 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:48,000 Ehsaan Bhai did not ask us to do all this. Calm down! 417 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,791 Did Ehsaan Bhai break his leg? Huh? 418 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:51,291 Did Ehsaan Bhai break his leg? 419 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,416 It cost 15,000 to fix it. And I was lectured about it! 420 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,958 -Why don't you ask Ehsaan Bhai about this? -Hey, stay calm, my Bhimsen! 421 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,083 Look, he's going inside. 422 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:10,083 So what, huh? I'll go and bury him alive! Fucker. 423 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,291 [lively, upbeat music playing] 424 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,541 [all three grunting, groaning] 425 00:29:34,916 --> 00:29:37,458 I'm so happy that I met you today, man. 426 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:39,541 Because of late, 427 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:42,541 life has been a real bitch! 428 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:47,041 [Dhaincha] I miss Lappu all the time, Raja Bhai. [clicks tongue] 429 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:52,291 [Dhaincha splutters] 430 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,500 His body was… 431 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,916 It was found floating in a bathtub. 432 00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:01,375 I don't even have a bathtub in my home. [chuckles] 433 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,458 Middle-class people cannot even imagine having a bathtub. 434 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,583 [Raja Bhai] Fucker! 435 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:11,208 One bloody bastard killed our Lappu. 436 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,250 [tense music playing] 437 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:20,166 The thing is that my wife… 438 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,416 was involved with that bloody motherfucker. 439 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,125 Really? 440 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:33,291 But I won't let him go! 441 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,375 [gun clicks] 442 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:39,583 We both have sworn to kill him! 443 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,166 Bhai sahab, that reminds me, 444 00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:46,833 some fucking bastards are after my life also. 445 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:50,166 But I've made sure I won't let them go. 446 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:52,958 I've made my own arrangements. 447 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,041 Which fucker is after your life? 448 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,000 I'm here for you. What's his name? 449 00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:10,625 We'll shove firecrackers up his ass, light it up and then it's "Happy Diwali"! 450 00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,000 -Who is it? -I'll tell you his name, right away. 451 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,041 -[tapping] -And his name is… 452 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,375 -Uh-- [chuckles] -[Bindi coughs softly] 453 00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:23,083 No, no, no. You told me your story first. 454 00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,000 Yeah. 455 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,541 So you should name your bastard first. 456 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:30,333 After that, I will tell you my bastard's name. Good idea? Huh? 457 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,916 I think it's time to, uh, order the main course. 458 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,250 -I'm feeling very hungry. -No, Bhabhi. 459 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,541 [Mishra clicks tongue] Hey… 460 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:40,375 I don't know his name yet, but… 461 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:42,583 But he… 462 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:47,583 he had a tattoo on his arm that I have clearly seen. 463 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,708 [tense music playing] 464 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:52,416 It was on this part of his arm. 465 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,291 [music intensifies] 466 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:55,916 Just like this. 467 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,458 MUMMY 468 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,916 [music swells] 469 00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:02,208 [music crescendos] 470 00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,833 -[glass shatters] -[Bindi] Hey, man! [clicks tongue] 471 00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:06,916 Hey! 472 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,125 -[Dhaincha] Oi! -Ask them to send someone. 473 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,625 Hey, guys, 474 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,416 if I hold on any longer… 475 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:18,750 [straining] …my bladder is definitely going to explode. 476 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,166 I need to go right now. 477 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,833 I'm coming with you, Raja Bhai. 478 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:24,875 Yes, even I need to go really badly! 479 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:28,125 We'll finish the rest of our discussion in the bathroom. 480 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,958 [Mishra] Let's reveal the names there. Huh? 481 00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:32,833 [grunts, clears throat] 482 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:37,625 -[Raja Bhai] Yes, come. -Bhabhi, order some food in the meantime. 483 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,000 Okay? 484 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,625 -[Mishra] Hey, gun. -[Raja Bhai] My gun. 485 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,125 Oh shit, I forgot to take my gun. 486 00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,666 [Dhaincha] Hey, waiter! Take the order. 487 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:50,958 [Raja Bhai] Let's order some kulfi and falooda also, Dhaincha. 488 00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:53,208 Raja Bhai, you have a sugar problem. 489 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,208 [door clicks] 490 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,291 Why don’t they write fucking "Gents"? What is bloody "Him?" 491 00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:00,708 This is too high for me, man. 492 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,416 -[grunts] -[Mishra] Hey, what are you doing? 493 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,375 -Bhai sahab, bhai sahab? -[grunts] Huh? 494 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,666 -This is for washing your face. -Really? 495 00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:09,208 You have to pee here. 496 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:11,791 But both look the same to me! 497 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:14,458 Keep going straight. There you go. You made it. 498 00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:15,583 [Raja Bhai groans] 499 00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:17,666 -This one's too far to the side. -[grunts] 500 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:20,916 -Time to pee. -I'm feeling so bad for you. 501 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:26,041 I mean, what kind of an asshole would dare to touch your wife? 502 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:30,708 Bhai sahab, that must have really hurt you. 503 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,791 -Right? -A lot. 504 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:35,041 I was also very hurt. 505 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,875 He murdered my best friend Lappu. 506 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,375 -Motherfucker! -[door clicks] 507 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:43,375 Lappu is a fucking idiotic name. [chuckles] 508 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,166 How did you make friends with such a guy? 509 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:49,333 In friendship, the name doesn't matter, bhai sahab. 510 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:52,458 And don't say "fuck." 511 00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:54,416 [Mishra] I normally never say "fuck." 512 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,750 I don’t why I'm saying it so much today. Fuck! 513 00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:01,916 [Dhaincha] I will cut that fucker up into small little pieces. 514 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:07,000 [Raja Bhai] Listen, after we finish up here, 515 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,833 let's exchange the names of our enemies, all right? 516 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:14,291 [Mishra] Yes, bhai sahab. I also happen to believe in give and take. 517 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,375 What is this fragrance? 518 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,500 [Raja Bhai grunts] 519 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:23,333 [Mishra chuckles] 520 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:25,416 [tense music playing] 521 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,083 [all grunting] 522 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:37,291 [gasps] 523 00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:39,958 Motherfucker! [grunts] 524 00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:41,750 Fuck this bloody asshole! 525 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,833 I'll kill him Hey! Hey, Dhaincha! Hey, Dhaincha! 526 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,333 Move! Hey, leave him, fucker. 527 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:50,875 Hey, bloody move this fucker! I'll kill him. Just get out of the way! 528 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,041 [screams] 529 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,333 [Dhaincha grunts] Raja Bhai, move. 530 00:34:55,916 --> 00:35:00,000 Who are you, motherfucker? You wore a mask and came, fucker? 531 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:02,458 [screaming] 532 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:03,541 [gunshots] 533 00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:05,750 I'm going to shove your mask up your ass. 534 00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,375 Take out your fucking gun! 535 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,458 [gunshots] 536 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,458 [Dhaincha] Come on, take it out, bhai. 537 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:23,708 [Bindi gasps] 538 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:29,041 -[Bindi gasps] -You, why did you come inside? 539 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:33,208 When someone you love is in trouble, what are you supposed to do? 540 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,458 [Nadeem] Kill that bastard! 541 00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:36,708 [Mishra screams] 542 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:38,750 [gunshots] 543 00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:45,166 [Dhaincha] Start shooting! What the fuck are you saving your gun for? 544 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:47,666 -[gunshots] -[bullets ricocheting] 545 00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,208 Asshole. 546 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:51,416 [Mishra panting] 547 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,541 [grunting] I am okay. 548 00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,583 [gunshot] 549 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,583 -[Mishra screams] -[gunshot] 550 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,916 -No need for you to act like a hero. -[gunshot] 551 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:07,833 Come on, hurry up. 552 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,333 [Dhaincha] Fucker! 553 00:36:11,416 --> 00:36:14,125 -[gunshots] -[slow music playing] 554 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:16,916 -[gunshots] -[bullets ricocheting] 555 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:20,583 -[gunshots] -[bullets ricocheting] 556 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:25,958 [grunts] 557 00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:27,833 [grunts] 558 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:29,875 [Bindi] Hey! 559 00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:32,958 Come on. 560 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:37,375 -[gunshots continues] -[Mishra panting] 561 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:39,458 [Mishra, Bindi panting] 562 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,041 Ah, ah, my God! 563 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,666 [quirky music playing] 564 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,833 The thing is, I really like wearing women's underwear. 565 00:36:55,916 --> 00:36:57,375 -That's why I-- -Shh! 566 00:36:57,458 --> 00:37:00,041 [Mishra grunting] 567 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:04,333 I have no idea who this is! Motherfucker! Do we have enough bullets or not? 568 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 -Give me one. -Fucker, you had come to pee, no? Huh? 569 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:08,916 Recce, recce! 570 00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:11,958 [gunshots continue] 571 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,958 [Mishra grunting, yelps] 572 00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:17,041 [coughing breathlessly] 573 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:20,375 [gunshots continue] 574 00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:25,125 [glass shatters outside] 575 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,708 Did I call you here to have a drink with my husband? 576 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,041 No. 577 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:37,541 The problem is, you men have no control over yourselves. 578 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,625 That's why the women need to take charge of the situation. 579 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,166 -[Nadeem] Why can't you kill him? -[gunshots] 580 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,541 -[gunshots] -[bullets ricocheting] 581 00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:56,583 [all yelping, grunting] 582 00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:58,791 [dramatic music playing] 583 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:03,541 [music mellows] 584 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 [water dripping outside] 585 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,500 [grunting] 586 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,625 -[flushing] -Shit! 587 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:33,125 Asshole. 588 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,625 [guns cocking] 589 00:38:36,208 --> 00:38:38,000 [tense music playing] 590 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:42,083 [music intensifies] 591 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,791 -[whimpers] -[gunshots in next cubicles] 592 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,875 [quirky music playing] 593 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:12,916 [gunshots continue] 594 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:23,458 [dramatic music playing] 595 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,958 [guns clicking] 596 00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:33,708 Eh, stop! Where the fuck are you running? 597 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,166 -Fucker! Completely killed my buzz. -[water spraying] 598 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:39,500 Motherfucker. 599 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,666 You are such an asshole. 600 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,833 He wants protection from that halwai and his gang? 601 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:47,916 Motherfucker! 602 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,333 If I had a few more bullets, I would have finished them all off today. 603 00:39:51,416 --> 00:39:55,166 If I had got shot today, it could have been the end for me also. 604 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,791 And bhaiya, from now on, 605 00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,416 no matter wherever I am, 606 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,000 or whatever is happening… 607 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,708 -Hmm. -…you two please do not interfere at all. 608 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:04,125 -Okay. -Unless I ask you to. 609 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,750 -Yes, I understood. -Unless I ask you, don't interfere. 610 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:08,750 -I beg of you. -Okay. Okay. 611 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,250 Don't tell Ehsaan Bhai about what happened here today. 612 00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,083 Dhaincha got away again. Fucker! 613 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:17,125 -[Nadeem] Watch the road! -[car honks loudly] 614 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:18,875 [dogs barking] 615 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,375 [insects chirping] 616 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,750 PAPA - MUMMY 617 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,833 [tense music playing] 618 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,375 [music swells] 619 00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:10,250 [music fades] 620 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,375 Where are you coming from at this hour? 621 00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:15,250 Went to deliver cake or went out drinking? 622 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:16,958 Who were you with? 623 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:20,916 Ashoklata sleeps early, but I am always awake. 624 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,791 One eye is enough to keep a check on you. 625 00:41:23,875 --> 00:41:28,916 It's my x-ray eye, x-ray! Tell me, come on, tell me. 626 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,875 -[gun clicks] -[Amma gasps] 627 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,000 [whimpers] 628 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:38,250 Should I take your x-ray? Should I do it, you old bag! Huh? 629 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:41,083 Always staring at everyone with that one eye of yours! 630 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,958 -Should I stab it? I'll stab it? Huh? -[whimpers] 631 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:48,583 Blood-sucking evil witch! You've bloody sucked my blood! My blood! 632 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:53,625 Listen, I'll hang you from the ceiling fan and I'll make sure it's on full speed. 633 00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:54,541 -Huh? -[whimpers] 634 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:55,833 You really enjoyed it, no? 635 00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:58,500 Sitting on the merry-go-round when we went to the mela? 636 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:01,291 I'll make sure you spin round and round. I won't stop the fan. 637 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,333 Understood? 638 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:05,458 -Fat, greedy, old woman! Huh? -[whimpering] 639 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:08,750 Always hungry, huh? Always drooling over food. 640 00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:12,208 Want sizzlers? Huh? Smoking hot sizzler for you? 641 00:42:12,291 --> 00:42:13,458 [whimpers] 642 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:15,625 I'll put you on a bloody blazing hot pan, 643 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:18,875 your whole body will start smoking like a bloody sizzler. 644 00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:21,083 -Your entire body, understood? -[whimpers] 645 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,958 Tell me. Tell me, what were you saying? 646 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:27,708 -What were you saying? Huh? -[spluttering] N-n-n-nothing, nothing. 647 00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:30,125 -You were saying something. -Uh, made a mistake, beta. 648 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:31,875 M-m-mistake. 649 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:35,416 I'm so sick and tired of you, listening to your nonsense. 650 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:39,291 No, I won't say anything, won't say anything. 651 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:43,750 You want to see what your damaad can do? Should I show you? Come here! 652 00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:45,250 Hmm. Come. 653 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,791 -You see them? -[whimpers] Hmm. 654 00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:52,583 [diabolic music playing] 655 00:42:52,666 --> 00:42:55,458 -You know who those people are? -[whimpers] 656 00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:57,208 Your damaad's security. 657 00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:58,125 Huh? 658 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:00,708 Security? 659 00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,000 Do you understand what security is? Hmm? 660 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:05,083 And if you ever… 661 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,875 If you ever harass me again, 662 00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:10,791 they will come inside and do more than just threaten you like me. 663 00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:11,791 They'll shoot you. 664 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,416 Got it? 665 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:16,125 You like playing 'doctor-doctor' all the time, don't you? Hmm? 666 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,708 When I'm finished with you, I guarantee, 667 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:21,791 you'll spend the rest of your life lying in a hospital bed. 668 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:22,958 Hmm? 669 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,416 You will neither spy on me nor nag me again. 670 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,500 [whimpering] 671 00:43:26,583 --> 00:43:27,791 Remember! 672 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,625 -[switch clicks] -Nev-- [grunts] 673 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,958 -[Ashoklata] When did you come? -Hmm? 674 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,708 And… what are you both doing in the kitchen? 675 00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:37,458 Hey, your… 676 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:41,625 Amma was feeling very thirsty. She wanted water. 677 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:43,583 -What happened? Are you feeling okay? -Yes. 678 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,708 Don’t worry. I'll… I'll give her water. 679 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,375 [Ashoklata] Okay, give. 680 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,041 Take this. 681 00:43:51,291 --> 00:43:53,708 Listen, drink all of it. 682 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,833 [gulps nosily] 683 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,250 [Amma] Enough. 684 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:12,750 Uh, I don't want more. 685 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,083 Not thirsty. 686 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:18,208 You remember, no, Amma wants to go to the market tomorrow 687 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:20,416 to buy some makeup items. 688 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:21,833 I'm busy at the bakery. 689 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:23,583 Can you take her? 690 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:25,666 [tense music playing] 691 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:30,583 No. It's not necessary. 692 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,750 I can always go with Shobha. 693 00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:36,666 You are so busy. 694 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,833 You focus on your work. 695 00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:42,208 [scoffs] 696 00:44:42,291 --> 00:44:43,291 Okay. 697 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:45,958 -[Ashoklata] Let's sleep. -Hmm. 698 00:44:46,041 --> 00:44:47,458 -Come. -Hmm. I'll… 699 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:56,625 PAPA - MUMMY 700 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:02,916 This is such a nice tattoo, sir. Why do you want to make a new design? 701 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,583 For variety, bhaiya. It gets boring after some time. 702 00:45:05,666 --> 00:45:07,083 Do something different, no? 703 00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:08,500 Hmm. 704 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:10,875 I have a masterpiece in mind, wait. 705 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:12,500 [machine whirs] 706 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:20,625 I went to the restaurant in the evening with my wife for some dinner. 707 00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:23,958 Is that also a crime, Haider sahab? 708 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,791 Then I went to the bathroom to take a piss. 709 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,125 There were some people who got into a gunfight for no reason at all. 710 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,833 [diabolic music playing] 711 00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:36,708 What can I do about that, tell me? 712 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,375 All that gunfire happened, and you did nothing? 713 00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:42,625 Will you be able to recognize anybody? 714 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:45,041 You know who was behind this incident? 715 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:48,166 That's for you to tell me. How would I know? 716 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:54,291 [sarcastic tone] That is the job of the police department. Right, Dhaincha? 717 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,291 Yes, Raja Bhai. 718 00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:01,666 I can't believe this is the city we live in. 719 00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:06,875 These days I have started feeling very unsafe in Noida city. 720 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:10,750 What choice do you have? The police are totally useless. 721 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:15,166 You know, sometimes even I want to lodge a police complaint. 722 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,291 But then I remember I am the police. 723 00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:19,666 Huh? 724 00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:24,208 Give us that orange cake, man. 725 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,375 Give us some. 726 00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:34,916 With such a big potbelly, how's the police going to run? 727 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,041 Who'll they run after? Who will they catch? 728 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:39,416 Huh? [chuckles] 729 00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:47,208 Huh! I always tell my boys in the department, 730 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,333 "Eat in moderation and exercise daily." 731 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:53,583 [Mathew] Absolutely, sir. 732 00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:55,333 Mm-hmm. 733 00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:58,458 What a tasty cake, Jain sahab! 734 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:02,791 You make amazing cake here and yet you've never offered us any. 735 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:05,583 I'll put you in jail for this. 736 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,666 No. 737 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:11,875 This is my wife's favorite cake. 738 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,333 She orders it from somewhere. 739 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:16,958 I've just kept few samples. 740 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,708 You also have some, Mathew! 741 00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:22,458 You have a sweet tooth. You can digest any damn thing. 742 00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:23,541 Eat it. 743 00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:26,708 -Eat. -[Mathew] Mm-hmm. Very good, sir. 744 00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:29,208 Very nice, Jain sahab. 745 00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:34,958 -Sir, can we take some for our home? -[Ali] You took the words out of my mouth. 746 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,708 Pack it up, Jain sahab. 747 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,083 [Ali] Prakash beta, distribute this cake. 748 00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:52,000 While we were investigating at Madhur Milaap, 749 00:47:52,833 --> 00:47:54,250 we had the same cake, right? 750 00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:56,791 101% it was this one, sir. 751 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:57,708 Confirmed. 752 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,083 It was a unique flavor. 753 00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:03,416 Exactly like this one. 754 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,666 Isn’t this Teeka Ram Jain's wife's favorite cake? 755 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:11,916 [dramatic music playing] 756 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,333 [machine whirring] 757 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:30,666 [Shobha] Yes, stop, stop. 758 00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:34,125 How much is it? 759 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:35,958 -One-fifty. -One-fifty? 760 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:39,375 -Yes, ma'am. -It should be 70 but you want 150. 761 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,666 Why? Because there were no other autos, right? 762 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:42,791 Hmm. 763 00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:45,791 -Wait, I'll give you. -[unzips purse] 764 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,916 -[diabolic music playing] -[gasps] 765 00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:50,583 [Shobha] What happened? 766 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,541 -[driver] I don't want it. -What? Why? Hey, what happened? 767 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:58,208 -Won't loot me today? -[driver] No, no. 768 00:48:58,291 --> 00:48:59,958 But you loot the public every day. 769 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:03,625 People stranded in rain and sun call out the autowallas and you act like the mafia. 770 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:05,458 Aren't you ashamed? 771 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:08,375 -[Amma wheezing] -Ammaji, please come out, no? 772 00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:09,708 -Get off the auto. -Huh. 773 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:12,333 -I won't even pay you 70. -[driver] Yeah, okay. 774 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,500 Get lost. Come on, get lost. Get out of here. Go! 775 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:18,333 Get lost! 776 00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:24,416 Shobha, what are you doing? 777 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:27,291 This is not a movie where you just point a gun at anyone. 778 00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:29,500 Why did you get the gun? It's such a dangerous thing! 779 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:32,541 Didn't I tell you, when my heart finds what it loves, 780 00:49:32,625 --> 00:49:33,958 I won't focus on anything else? 781 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,083 I finally found it. 782 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:43,291 Okay, we'll head back. Pranaam. 783 00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:49,375 It's a toy gun, Amma, for Holi. 784 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,916 Holi is coming soon. So we're getting ready for it. 785 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,416 [bike engine starts] 786 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,458 Oh God! Save me! 787 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:07,333 [classical Hindustani music playing on radio] 788 00:50:09,416 --> 00:50:11,125 Chaurasiya, give me two sweet paan. 789 00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:12,666 Sahab, it's you! 790 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:15,791 -I was to close the shop and come to you. -Why? 791 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,875 You asked for something that day? I did some arrangement and got it. 792 00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:30,750 Hey, Chaurasiya! 793 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:35,041 [dramatic music playing] 794 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,833 Hey! Have you gone mad? 795 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:47,291 You wanted to send people on a ride. 796 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:50,125 But I was talking about getting a real horse! [scoffs] 797 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:55,083 Like the song, "Lakdi ki kaathi, kaathi pe ghoda…" 798 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:57,166 That, uh, giddyap, giddyap one. 799 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,125 Uh… 800 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,583 Put that away now. You'll hurt someone. So dangerous. 801 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:07,166 Hey, I'm sure you must have seen only one of my hands. Am I right? 802 00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:08,875 This, this is what you saw, this. 803 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:12,583 If you'd seen both my hands, you would've understood, like this. 804 00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:14,041 A horse. This is what I meant. 805 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:16,000 This! This is what I wanted, a horse! 806 00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:20,625 The truth is, I wanted to surprise you 807 00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,166 since we hadn't done anything in a long time. 808 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:25,500 I thought we could take a horse ride and go out. 809 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:28,791 And now you've ruined my surprise for her. 810 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:31,416 Oh, sahab, I… I think I misunderstood you. 811 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,041 Uh, please forgive me. 812 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,125 How many paan do you want? 813 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:40,583 What's going on? 814 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:44,375 Our local paan vendor is roaming around with a gun. 815 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:45,583 Unbelievable! 816 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:49,083 It's kalyug, Ashoklata. Everybody seems to have a gun these days. 817 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:53,000 But were you really planning to give me a surprise? 818 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:55,833 Of course. And that Chaurasiya ruined everything. 819 00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,958 You've been doing such strange things lately. 820 00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:01,166 Got a tomato tattooed on that one. 821 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:03,875 And you say you also want to take me on a horse ride. 822 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,375 I was thinking of a cherry but looks like he preferred to make a tomato. 823 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:12,458 [indistinct chatter] 824 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,041 [diabolic music playing] 825 00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:17,625 [Ali] This cake is just in front of you. 826 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 You haven't even taken a bite, bhabhiji. 827 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:25,958 You won't find this cake anywhere else in Noida, bhabhiji. Right, Mathew? 828 00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:27,875 Yes, sir. 829 00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:30,958 But bhabhiji refuses to have a bite. 830 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,125 Why did you ask me to open the box? 831 00:52:33,791 --> 00:52:35,500 Using a guest as an excuse. 832 00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:38,458 [Ali] Bhabhiji, please have some. 833 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:45,458 This plate is also from your shop. Don’t you recognize it? 834 00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:54,625 Hmm. It's tasty, right? 835 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,083 We brought this cake from your husband's shop. 836 00:52:58,666 --> 00:53:01,041 He told us you are the one who orders it at home. 837 00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:04,416 So if you can order this cake at your home, 838 00:53:05,041 --> 00:53:08,291 you could have ordered it at the hotel also. Huh? 839 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,875 You were there that day, right? 840 00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:12,666 In that room at Madhur Milaap? 841 00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:14,791 When Lappu was murdered? Huh? 842 00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:21,375 So you're telling me that you have built a case on some cake theory? 843 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,208 This is why murder cases don't get solved. 844 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:31,458 Don't you think it's possible that Lappu ordered this cake himself? 845 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:36,375 It is also possible that he took some of the cake from our house. 846 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,250 How am I supposed to know? 847 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:45,083 Hmm. How are you supposed to know? 848 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:49,625 [dramatic music playing] 849 00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:09,291 Hey! 850 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,583 Maybe Lappu also took an anklet from your home? 851 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:16,208 Hmm? 852 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:22,291 You and Lappu, in the lodge room together. 853 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,125 I guess you and Lappu were having an affair. Hmm? 854 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:30,875 Teeka Ram found out your secret, and so he took care of Lappu. 855 00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:33,666 This is what happened, right? 856 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:39,833 A man whose respect is flushed down the toilet of some shady hotel 857 00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:41,916 will lose his mind, right? 858 00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:43,625 [Mathew] Correct, sir. 859 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:44,875 Look, bhabhiji, 860 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:49,625 whatever may have happened between you and Lappu is personal and private to you. 861 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:52,625 We have no interest in it. Right, sir? 862 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:56,000 We only want you to cooperate with us. 863 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,666 Making sure Teeka Ram gets convicted is our problem. 864 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:01,666 We will make sure he gets a life sentence. 865 00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:03,500 Hmm? 866 00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:06,208 And don't worry about your secret. 867 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,625 It is safe with us. 868 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:10,250 [tense music playing] 869 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,291 Bhabhiji is thinking about it, sir. 870 00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:20,375 -[Ali] Can I tell you something, Mathew? -[Mathew] Sir. 871 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,333 Bhabhiji will do the right thing, 872 00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:26,208 because if she doesn't, then she will definitely get in trouble. 873 00:55:26,291 --> 00:55:28,041 -[Mathew chuckles] -[Ali] I'm sure. 874 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:32,291 Give us Teeka Ram, bhabhiji. Why do you want to suffer for him? 875 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,458 [Ali] Don't pressure her, bhai. 876 00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:37,083 Bhabhiji, if our theory is wrong, 877 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:40,166 then pretend you came here to celebrate my birthday and you had the cake. 878 00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:41,875 [Mathew, Ali chuckling] 879 00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:46,333 But if we are right, then protecting you from Teeka Ram is our job. 880 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,291 He can't escape. 881 00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:51,250 Hmm. 882 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:56,041 Are both of you done with discussing these baseless accusations? 883 00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:59,166 May I leave? 884 00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:03,291 [Ali] Yes, you may, but think about it. 885 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:10,291 [dramatic music playing] 886 00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:19,791 [music fades] 887 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:27,333 -[train chugging] -[temple bells ringing] 888 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,541 Why did you ask me to come here? 889 00:56:45,416 --> 00:56:47,291 We could have spoken on the phone, right? 890 00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:49,458 If someone sees us, we could get into trouble. 891 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:02,166 Even I don't like meeting you secretly like this. 892 00:57:02,833 --> 00:57:04,291 That's why I called you here. 893 00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:06,625 Let's put an end to all this. 894 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:10,750 -Take me away from here. -Where? 895 00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:15,083 Somewhere nobody can get to us. Where we're not afraid to be seen. 896 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:19,375 A place where it's only you and me. 897 00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:22,791 Take me away, Tribhuvan. 898 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:27,000 -Please take me away. -Bindiji, what are you saying? 899 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,083 [Bindi] Look at this. 900 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:32,916 [Mishra] What is this? 901 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,875 This is our bhujiya's secret recipe. 902 00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,958 Now we can open a shop in another city 903 00:57:44,125 --> 00:57:48,541 and we can get married, and we can build a small world of our own. 904 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,291 -Set! -[Mishra] Hey! 905 00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:52,583 [sputtering] Bindiji. Listen to me. Wait… 906 00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:55,708 -Bindiji. Uh, no, no, no, no-- -Don't be afraid. 907 00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:59,458 I will figure out how to handle Jain sahab. 908 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:04,541 I'll get him thrown in jail, let him rot there forever. 909 00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:11,541 [slow music playing] 910 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:14,083 We fell in love with each other, right? 911 00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,458 We haven't committed any crime. 912 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,083 Why should we bear the pain of being away from each other? 913 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:24,791 [Mishra sighs] 914 00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:31,875 Come like a hero and rescue your heroine, 915 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:35,541 from the villain's clutches and take her away forever. 916 00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:36,666 What hero? 917 00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,166 What heroine? 918 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:43,333 What are you talking about? Do you think we’re in a film? 919 00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:47,125 -This happens only in movies! -Films mirror whatever happens in society. 920 00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:50,333 -Haven't you heard this? -Huh? 921 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,375 And you love me, no? 922 00:58:57,916 --> 00:59:01,916 The cake? Did you ever take cake for anyone else? Come on, tell me? 923 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:05,458 No. 924 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:08,625 Isn't that love? This is love. 925 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:14,458 Pyaar, ishq, mohabbat, prem, love, whatever you may call it. 926 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,500 No matter how you express it to someone, 927 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:19,083 it means the same thing. 928 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:24,041 To live together and to die together. 929 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,958 "To live together and to die together." 930 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,750 -What are you saying, Bindiji? -Don't be afraid, Tribhuvan. 931 00:59:38,791 --> 00:59:41,625 Look, in your home, you're a stranger to your wife, 932 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,666 and in my home, I'm a stranger to my husband. 933 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:48,875 Neither are you happy nor am I. 934 00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:52,666 I am extremely happy in my home. 935 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,250 My wife loves me very much. 936 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,583 You know, I only got into this mess for the sake of my family. 937 01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:05,041 I am not going to leave my wife and go anywhere. 938 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:10,375 And there was… There was never a moment when I loved you. 939 01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:12,500 [slow music playing] 940 01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,291 Not even for a second, Bindiji. 941 01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,625 So you’re saying that I was never special to you? 942 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,041 You were. 943 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:26,291 Yes, for the hours that you hired me to provide a service to you. 944 01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:28,166 You were my client. 945 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:31,916 Yes, I gave you happiness, but you paid me in return. 946 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,625 This was a transaction. 947 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:35,666 Debit, credit. That's all. 948 01:00:37,041 --> 01:00:39,500 Okay? Do you understand? 949 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:45,750 Understood. 950 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:55,250 You were also like this with everyone else? 951 01:00:56,125 --> 01:00:57,875 -The way you were with me? -Yes. 952 01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:00,458 Exactly like that. 953 01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,500 Because, when I provide good service, 954 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:06,208 then apart from my fees, clients also give me a tip. 955 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,541 And that tip is very important for me. 956 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:12,708 I don't think you understand what I'm saying. 957 01:01:12,791 --> 01:01:14,791 [slow, melancholic music playing] 958 01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:20,166 You turned out to be exactly like my husband. 959 01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:24,958 Even he believes strongly in client servicing. 960 01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:32,375 He too always has money on his mind. 961 01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:39,166 So what if the heart remains empty. 962 01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:41,875 Sorry that I called you here today. 963 01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:48,458 Take this. Your fees for this one hour. 964 01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:51,291 Tip included. 965 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:59,250 [woman in Hindi] ♪ Like a mirror, I shattered ♪ 966 01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:02,833 ♪ You went away from me ♪ 967 01:02:02,916 --> 01:02:07,208 ♪ I went away from you… ♪ 968 01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:13,875 [in English] You know, you never loved me. 969 01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:17,000 Or you would have brought me some cake. 970 01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:21,041 But you didn't. 971 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:33,541 [woman in Hindi] ♪ You've changed ♪ 972 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:37,250 ♪ Moved ahead ♪ 973 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:40,708 ♪ We walked together ♪ 974 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:45,541 ♪ But I slipped ♪ 975 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:54,291 ♪ I fell madly in love with you for sure ♪ 976 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:58,208 ♪ You went away from me ♪ 977 01:02:58,291 --> 01:03:01,916 ♪ I went away from you ♪ 978 01:03:02,541 --> 01:03:09,208 ♪ Like a mirror, I shattered ♪