1 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:48,090 {\an8}𝄆 Downloaded From BollyFlix 𝄇 Visit & Support 2 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:50,091 Headquarters. 3 00:01:51,175 --> 00:01:52,385 A what? 4 00:02:11,779 --> 00:02:13,072 Come in here! 5 00:02:33,801 --> 00:02:35,178 How's that smoke? Good? 6 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:38,681 All right, here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling. 7 00:02:38,765 --> 00:02:42,268 Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine? 8 00:02:42,352 --> 00:02:45,063 Well, the main thing is we need to hide your body more. 9 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:54,489 Wee Man! Wee Man! 10 00:02:55,698 --> 00:02:57,700 Wee Man! Wee Man! 11 00:03:04,457 --> 00:03:07,085 Fucking look! Wee Man! Right there! 12 00:03:46,082 --> 00:03:47,750 There! Fire! 13 00:03:56,634 --> 00:03:57,635 What? 14 00:04:03,391 --> 00:04:04,726 Fire this way! 15 00:04:10,106 --> 00:04:11,482 Fire! Shoot it! 16 00:05:20,468 --> 00:05:22,011 Settle down, big fella! 17 00:05:23,262 --> 00:05:25,056 This is all just a big misunderstanding. 18 00:05:25,973 --> 00:05:29,143 We can work this out like pals. Settle! 19 00:05:49,247 --> 00:05:51,582 Oh, no! Oh, no! 20 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,501 No, no, no! 21 00:06:06,222 --> 00:06:08,850 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass! 22 00:06:19,861 --> 00:06:22,501 Hey, Steve-O, how does it feel to be on the set twenty years later? 23 00:06:23,656 --> 00:06:24,949 Man, it's... 24 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:28,911 it's pretty heavy, dude. 25 00:06:29,912 --> 00:06:32,748 You think about how the last movie had 26 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:35,418 the credits which showed us when we first started, 27 00:06:35,501 --> 00:06:37,170 and it was ten years later. 28 00:06:37,253 --> 00:06:39,630 And now it's another ten years. 29 00:06:39,714 --> 00:06:41,465 I got to say I look great, though. 30 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:55,605 Oh, my God. 31 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:01,986 Poopies, that was really uncool. 32 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:03,738 Do you feel the vibration? 33 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:05,823 Wow. 34 00:07:06,824 --> 00:07:09,035 Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is the Human Ramp. 35 00:07:12,205 --> 00:07:15,333 That's David Gravette. Come on, we got to go. 36 00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:17,919 Someone's being a little dramatic. 37 00:07:19,253 --> 00:07:21,214 - Oh, my God, we got to go. - Let's make it quick! 38 00:07:21,797 --> 00:07:22,798 He's coming! 39 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,177 Brace yourselves. 40 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:29,263 Oh, my goodness. 41 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,772 - You all right? - Yeah. 42 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:39,565 Wow. 43 00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:42,610 - You're not filming my bald spot, are you? - No. 44 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,454 Goddamn it! Is that why you put that camera-- 45 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,669 No more bald spot. 46 00:08:11,347 --> 00:08:14,100 Fuck this. I got to just get up and walk this off. 47 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:24,860 Backfire! 48 00:08:27,822 --> 00:08:29,490 You look like the Kool-Aid Man. 49 00:08:30,616 --> 00:08:34,036 It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the Human Ramp. 50 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:35,746 Goodbye, Human Ramp! 51 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:40,334 We're gonna fucking die. 52 00:08:50,928 --> 00:08:52,680 Yes! Fuck, yes! 53 00:08:53,306 --> 00:08:54,890 Oh, my God, yes! 54 00:09:00,855 --> 00:09:02,315 That was awesome. 55 00:09:04,358 --> 00:09:05,943 I don't think Preston's okay. 56 00:09:06,569 --> 00:09:07,695 Look at this sucker. 57 00:09:10,781 --> 00:09:12,283 Oh, my God. 58 00:09:12,366 --> 00:09:13,492 Well done, Preston. 59 00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:19,665 My name's Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Dum Dum Game. 60 00:09:19,749 --> 00:09:21,792 Oh! I'm sorry, dude. 61 00:09:21,876 --> 00:09:23,377 Are you fucking kidding me? 62 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:26,922 My hand hit the button. 63 00:09:27,006 --> 00:09:28,758 - Poopies... - Oh, my God! 64 00:09:31,344 --> 00:09:32,553 Fuck. 65 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:35,806 Dick pain hurts. 66 00:09:37,016 --> 00:09:38,476 All right, let's play this game. 67 00:09:39,518 --> 00:09:43,397 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Dum Dum Game. 68 00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:47,568 Our lucky contestants are going to be answering trivia questions. 69 00:09:47,651 --> 00:09:49,987 All these questions are on a fourth-grade level. 70 00:09:50,071 --> 00:09:52,573 If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear. 71 00:09:52,656 --> 00:09:53,866 If you get them wrong... 72 00:09:54,617 --> 00:09:55,868 Oh, boy. 73 00:09:55,951 --> 00:09:58,287 Last man standing is the winner. 74 00:09:58,371 --> 00:10:01,415 Okay, first question. Poopies. 75 00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:06,504 Jenny has 2 plates of 12 cookies. Frank has 4 plates of 6 cookies. 76 00:10:06,587 --> 00:10:07,922 Who has more cookies? 77 00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:09,382 Jen. 78 00:10:09,882 --> 00:10:11,425 Oh, Jesus Christ. 79 00:10:15,763 --> 00:10:17,056 I can't do math! 80 00:10:21,644 --> 00:10:24,522 I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies. 81 00:10:24,605 --> 00:10:26,190 Yeah, thanks, Johnny. 82 00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:28,859 Oh, dude. 83 00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:30,152 Okay, Ehren. 84 00:10:30,236 --> 00:10:32,780 Please spell the word "dumbbell." 85 00:10:33,823 --> 00:10:34,949 Dumbbell. 86 00:10:35,408 --> 00:10:37,118 D-U-M-B... 87 00:10:41,038 --> 00:10:42,081 What is it? 88 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:44,750 D-U-M... 89 00:10:46,085 --> 00:10:47,753 B-E-L-L? 90 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:52,591 Oh, God. 91 00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:58,139 - Sorry, that was wrong. - Don't be a dumbbell. 92 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,516 Poopies. 93 00:11:00,599 --> 00:11:03,602 Who played the piano on Elton John's album, 94 00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,271 Madman Across the Water? 95 00:11:11,026 --> 00:11:12,069 What's his name? 96 00:11:13,988 --> 00:11:15,156 Elton John. 97 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,533 Oh! That is correct! 98 00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:19,910 That is correct, Poopies. 99 00:11:20,703 --> 00:11:22,663 I didn't think you were gonna get that one. 100 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:26,792 At last, see, you're doing good. Way to go. 101 00:11:26,876 --> 00:11:27,877 Fuck, yeah! 102 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,295 Wee Man, question: 103 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:32,882 What family of instruments does the piano belong to? 104 00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:40,139 Strings. 105 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:43,267 - It's a percussion instrument. - I was gonna say that! 106 00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:48,397 I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out. 107 00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:51,317 - All right, good with me! - That's integrity. 108 00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:54,653 Poopies, if you get this next question wrong, 109 00:11:54,737 --> 00:11:56,405 Ehren unfortunately wins. 110 00:11:57,031 --> 00:12:00,826 If a square is 5 inches tall and 5 inches wide, 111 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:02,912 what is the area? 112 00:12:05,831 --> 00:12:08,751 10 inches direct... around. 113 00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,921 I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong. 114 00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:22,473 Ehren, I'm sorry. I hit the wrong button. 115 00:12:25,351 --> 00:12:26,810 But, Poopies, that was wrong. 116 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:32,274 Fuck this shit. I'm out of here. Fuck it! 117 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,110 Ehren is the winner! 118 00:12:37,029 --> 00:12:39,365 Ehren is the winner! 119 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,288 Tell him that we're filming. 120 00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:58,801 Yes! Oh, yes! 121 00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:11,021 Oh, my God! 122 00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:12,690 Yeah, that rang my bell. 123 00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:14,984 I took a huge shit in there, too. 124 00:13:18,153 --> 00:13:21,699 So today, we're gonna bring the cast into this room two at a time, 125 00:13:21,782 --> 00:13:24,243 because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt. 126 00:13:24,326 --> 00:13:27,913 But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door, 127 00:13:28,414 --> 00:13:31,000 turn out the lights and make their life a living hell. 128 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,711 This is Silence of the Lambs. 129 00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:37,798 Dave England, Ehren McGhehey. 130 00:13:38,173 --> 00:13:39,967 We have Jules here. 131 00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:42,052 - Jules? The snake guy? - I'm out. See you. 132 00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:45,097 Come on, Ehren. You guys are just peanut gallery for this. 133 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,700 He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake. 134 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,118 He's gonna release it on the ground. 135 00:13:48,142 --> 00:13:50,603 Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set it on its head. 136 00:13:51,186 --> 00:13:54,898 And then I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head. 137 00:13:54,982 --> 00:13:56,942 This is a western diamondback rattlesnake. 138 00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:58,736 It's very, very venomous. 139 00:13:58,819 --> 00:14:01,947 He will bite you if you get too close, and he will kill you or try to. 140 00:14:02,031 --> 00:14:03,782 - I'm not kidding. - So let's look at it. 141 00:14:04,783 --> 00:14:06,827 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, my God, dude. 142 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,203 Oh, shit. 143 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,873 - Look. - Oh, my God. 144 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:12,583 Fuck this, brah. 145 00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:16,420 Can you feel my heart? 146 00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:18,672 Wow, dude! 147 00:14:19,715 --> 00:14:22,217 It's going as fast as that rattlesnake. 148 00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:26,055 I'm really scared for Johnny right now. 149 00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:29,099 Let's put the snake away and get these guys miked. It's time to do this. 150 00:14:29,183 --> 00:14:30,976 They're huge! Those are big-ass snakes. 151 00:14:32,645 --> 00:14:35,356 All right, switch the bucket. Let's get the snake out of the room. 152 00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:43,656 Is there an antidope here? 153 00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:46,158 Hey, let's get Knoxville for me. 154 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,661 That is what it's called. Antivenom, not antidope. 155 00:14:48,744 --> 00:14:50,913 What's antidope mean? I don't even know. 156 00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:53,374 - Johnny Knoxville! - They're coming in right now. 157 00:14:53,874 --> 00:14:55,084 What's antidope? 158 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:57,294 Um, that's like-- 159 00:14:57,378 --> 00:14:58,545 Oh, my fucking God. 160 00:14:58,629 --> 00:14:59,672 No! 161 00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:03,217 - Goddamn. - Oh, fuck you guys! 162 00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:05,761 Why are we the only ones in here now? 163 00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:07,304 I don't know, dude. 164 00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:12,142 Doggone it! 165 00:15:12,226 --> 00:15:13,769 - What? - Shit. 166 00:15:13,852 --> 00:15:16,438 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to hell. 167 00:15:17,189 --> 00:15:19,608 Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here? 168 00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:21,985 Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield. 169 00:15:22,069 --> 00:15:25,197 - So if we get bit, we die. - Yeah. Oh, God! 170 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,699 Are you serious? 171 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:29,159 This is so fucked up. I knew this was gonna happen. 172 00:15:29,243 --> 00:15:31,578 Why the fuck did we go down to the basement? 173 00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:32,663 Come on. 174 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,418 Knox, what the fuck? Come on. 175 00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:42,089 Come on. 176 00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:44,299 What the fuck? 177 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,343 Dude, what the hell? 178 00:15:46,427 --> 00:15:48,554 What the fuck? I knew this was gonna happen! 179 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:52,099 Stop! Oh! Fuck you guys, dude. 180 00:15:53,684 --> 00:15:54,852 P, where are you? 181 00:15:56,937 --> 00:15:59,398 - I'm gonna break that fucking door down. - Do it, Ehren. 182 00:16:02,985 --> 00:16:06,029 Fuck this shit! Fuck you guys! 183 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,451 Fucking get the fuck out of here! 184 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:13,370 All right, knock over the bucket and cue the snake sound. 185 00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:17,082 Oh, shit. 186 00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,669 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God! 187 00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:24,006 Hey, guys, stay on the couch. The fucking snake. 188 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,051 Stay still. Guys, honestly, be fucking chill. 189 00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:31,555 This is not cool, seriously. Get me the fuck out of here. 190 00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:34,141 Fuck off! 191 00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:35,809 There's a snake, Dave. 192 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,228 Where are you, Ehren? Ehren? 193 00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:41,064 Ehren! What the fuck? Ehren! 194 00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:44,568 - How am I supposed to even help you, Dave? - I just need to know you're there. 195 00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:47,654 Fuck this! 196 00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:49,865 I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. 197 00:16:50,657 --> 00:16:51,784 I got a weapon. 198 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,952 Don't hit me, Ehren! Don't hit me. 199 00:16:54,036 --> 00:16:55,621 You fucking... 200 00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:59,041 Ehren, don't fucking not answer me. They have night vision in here. 201 00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:05,005 There's a door! Dave, over here! This way! 202 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,966 Yeah, right. Fuck that door. There's something bad over there. 203 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:10,761 - No, I promise! - No, you don't know shit. 204 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,181 There's a door. I just opened it, I swear to God! 205 00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,015 Oh, wow, how convenient. 206 00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:18,185 Come this way. I swear to God, I'm not lying. 207 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:20,729 - Fuck that door. - You're on your own then, fucker! 208 00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:27,778 Ehren! 209 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:32,699 What the fuck is going on? 210 00:17:33,408 --> 00:17:35,202 I can't even fucking do it. 211 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:38,080 This is fucking scary. Seriously, this is fucked up. 212 00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:40,457 This is not cool, dude. 213 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:45,462 Fuck! What the fuck? His head! Oh, my God, fuck! 214 00:17:45,546 --> 00:17:47,589 Ow, fuck! Did I just get bit? 215 00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:49,633 - Did you get bit? - Yeah, by something. 216 00:17:49,716 --> 00:17:50,717 What the fuck was that? 217 00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:53,220 Fuck, Jeff! He got fucking bit! Turn on-- 218 00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:56,682 - Jeff, this is fucking unsafe. - There's no lights! 219 00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:58,642 Oh, my God, this is so fucked up. 220 00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:02,020 You got snake bit. We got to get you medical attention. Come here. 221 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:03,730 We got to get him to the medic. 222 00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:05,732 I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack, dude. 223 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,193 Okay, just go straight. 224 00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:10,195 Okay. 225 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,823 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 226 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:14,366 Motherfucker! 227 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,870 I don't even know where my glasses are. What the fuck? 228 00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,081 Great. Fucking awesome. 229 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,295 What the fuck is this? 230 00:18:30,841 --> 00:18:31,967 Holy shit! 231 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:33,886 Motherfucking... 232 00:18:37,264 --> 00:18:40,058 - Oh, my God! - Ow! Fucking bitch! 233 00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:44,938 Lights on. 234 00:18:45,022 --> 00:18:47,900 Zach, you all right? Holy shit! 235 00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:50,777 I heard Zach, and it sounded like he was getting murdered in here. 236 00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:55,324 I thought this was the only way to get out, so I just climbed over it. 237 00:18:55,407 --> 00:18:56,783 And then it broke. 238 00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,161 Let Ehren out. 239 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:00,287 Let me out. 240 00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:09,922 - Can I go outside now? - No, we're done. We're done. 241 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:11,256 No, we're not. 242 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,384 The rest of my life I'm gonna have nightmares, dude. 243 00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:16,970 I want to go now. Open that fucking door. 244 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,806 - Go out that one. This one is locked. - No. Fuck you! 245 00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:22,684 I'll just start a new life in here. 246 00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,188 I will fucking live here. 247 00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:32,861 How's this look? 248 00:19:32,945 --> 00:19:35,238 It's fucking lubed up. 249 00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:37,741 - Are we sponsored by Glide? - Not yet. 250 00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:40,219 Just say, "This is Body Surfing." We don't need your names. 251 00:19:40,243 --> 00:19:41,995 - I want to say my name! - All right. 252 00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:45,374 This is Zach, I'm Jasper, and this is Body Surfing, motherfucker! 253 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,669 Surf 'em! Surf's up! 254 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,090 No, no, no! 255 00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:57,469 - Bye-bye, Jasper! - Oh, shit, he's hauling ass. 256 00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:03,100 The rocks hurt. 257 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,561 I'm Poopies, big-time movie star... 258 00:20:08,397 --> 00:20:11,316 and today, we're big-wave surfing. 259 00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:14,319 Switch! 260 00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:19,783 He got knocked off. 261 00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:22,494 He has no arms. 262 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,830 You have no arms? Oh, that sucks. 263 00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:29,084 And then came the heartbreaking news that horses don't have arms. 264 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,589 I'm Eric Manaka, and this is the Horse Race. 265 00:20:38,093 --> 00:20:40,804 - Put your hat on and go, man. - My eyes! 266 00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:44,182 Go! Run, run! 267 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,150 Oh, Eric. All back. 268 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,652 - You all right? - Is he okay? He's not moving. 269 00:20:55,736 --> 00:20:57,988 Well, he can't. His arms are trapped. 270 00:20:59,906 --> 00:21:01,033 That fucking hurt. 271 00:21:02,117 --> 00:21:04,578 Two, one, go! 272 00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:07,039 - Oh, no, we're going the wrong way! - No, you're not. 273 00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:08,707 Oh, Jesus Christ. 274 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,544 Oh, my God! 275 00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:22,929 Holy shit. 276 00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:24,014 That was crazy. 277 00:21:29,644 --> 00:21:31,730 Oh, my God. I'm not doing that again. 278 00:21:32,397 --> 00:21:34,816 This guy's one badass dude right here. 279 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,027 - I love you, dude. - That was sick. 280 00:21:38,236 --> 00:21:39,780 You showed us how to surf. 281 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,743 Yeah, I don't look that good, man. 282 00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,705 Oh, shit, that's crazy. 283 00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:50,999 All right, take off the lid. 284 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,418 Go ahead and tap that right over the top of it. 285 00:21:54,127 --> 00:21:56,630 Ow! One got me already. 286 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,301 Gosh damn. 287 00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:03,887 Here comes the queen... 288 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,349 looking for her king. 289 00:22:07,432 --> 00:22:09,935 Jesus Christ, dude, this is fucking-- 290 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,646 I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this!" 291 00:22:14,773 --> 00:22:18,235 This little brown box has the queen bee in it. 292 00:22:18,318 --> 00:22:20,570 Apparently, she's pretty important. 293 00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:24,449 And that's going to attract the other bees to the queen, right? 294 00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:25,909 - Yes. - Oh, boy. 295 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:28,745 There's a lot of bees, Steve-O. 296 00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:32,707 Just remember, don't pinch between his balls and his booty 297 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,501 because he'll feel it real quick. 298 00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:36,503 Poopie, relax. Poopie, relax, dawg. 299 00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:39,256 Poopies just got stung. 300 00:22:40,507 --> 00:22:42,509 Do we add all the bees or is it better to go... 301 00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:44,928 You got to kind of gently put 'em up. 302 00:22:45,512 --> 00:22:47,681 - Move your hand, Steve-O. - Tilt it. 303 00:22:47,764 --> 00:22:48,765 Oh, shit. 304 00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:52,561 What? What? 305 00:22:53,436 --> 00:22:55,105 God, my fucking dick got one! 306 00:23:01,862 --> 00:23:03,780 Put them right up there on top of it. 307 00:23:07,075 --> 00:23:09,161 They're really latching on now, Steve-O. 308 00:23:09,244 --> 00:23:11,454 - It's working, yeah. - It's going good. 309 00:23:11,538 --> 00:23:13,373 It's really going good. 310 00:23:14,249 --> 00:23:16,001 Oh, boy, they are really... 311 00:23:16,084 --> 00:23:17,252 Oh, goddamn it. 312 00:23:19,421 --> 00:23:21,047 Give them a little bridge? 313 00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:24,092 There you go. Find your mommy. 314 00:23:24,176 --> 00:23:26,636 There's a lot of 'em right in the taint area. 315 00:23:29,723 --> 00:23:33,185 Your whole Zen approach to staying calm is really working, Steve-O. 316 00:23:33,268 --> 00:23:35,020 That yoga's really been helping. 317 00:23:35,604 --> 00:23:37,230 Yeah, I'm meditating. 318 00:23:38,607 --> 00:23:40,192 Around the table. 319 00:23:40,275 --> 00:23:42,110 It's gonna make you look good, Steve-O. 320 00:23:42,194 --> 00:23:45,363 Yeah, it is adding length. It's kind of like Mr. Snuffleupagus. 321 00:23:51,578 --> 00:23:53,413 Are you good, O, or what? 322 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,834 It moves when you move! 323 00:23:59,252 --> 00:24:02,464 Just wiggle it, just wiggle it. Wiggle! 324 00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:04,341 The best thing to do is take off running. 325 00:24:04,424 --> 00:24:06,593 - Take off, Steve-O, go! - Just take off running. 326 00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:07,928 Run, Steve-O! 327 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,222 That's the only way the bees won't sting you. 328 00:24:15,101 --> 00:24:18,647 I got a fucking ball sack full of bee stingers too. 329 00:24:20,106 --> 00:24:22,108 Yeah, I got a fucking bunch of 'em. 330 00:24:29,407 --> 00:24:31,243 Hello, my name is Irving Zisman. 331 00:24:31,326 --> 00:24:33,370 This is my good-for-nothing granddaughter 332 00:24:33,453 --> 00:24:36,706 and our not-so-handy handyman, Zach. 333 00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,334 Today, we're going to do a little furniture shopping. 334 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,343 Hey, do you guys think this looks straight or is it sort of... 335 00:24:48,551 --> 00:24:49,636 I just think if it was... 336 00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:53,598 If you would hang the top left side, I could tell if it's straight or not. 337 00:24:53,682 --> 00:24:54,683 Okay, for sure. 338 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,434 Is everything on sale? 339 00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:59,455 Right now, I'm just doing the pillows. They're half price today. 340 00:24:59,521 --> 00:25:00,605 Oh, okay. Thank you, son. 341 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:02,732 But I'm sure everything might be on sale today. 342 00:25:03,858 --> 00:25:04,859 Wow. 343 00:25:06,027 --> 00:25:07,570 What is this over here? 344 00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,160 This is pretty good. 345 00:25:14,869 --> 00:25:17,330 A fella could have a pretty good time on this. 346 00:25:17,831 --> 00:25:19,916 Hey, can you hand me the black tape? 347 00:25:28,258 --> 00:25:29,259 My God. 348 00:25:29,801 --> 00:25:31,177 What the hell happened? 349 00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:34,931 Are you okay? 350 00:25:35,557 --> 00:25:37,726 I went up high as a moose's caboose! 351 00:25:38,727 --> 00:25:40,145 Oh, my God. 352 00:25:41,521 --> 00:25:43,440 - Did you do that? - I'm so sorry. 353 00:25:43,523 --> 00:25:46,026 This is my second day on the job. I fell off. 354 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:49,195 You trying to take advantage of a defenseless old man? 355 00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,781 Grandpa, are you okay? 356 00:25:51,865 --> 00:25:53,199 I was attacked. 357 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:56,494 He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there. 358 00:25:56,578 --> 00:25:58,913 - What? - You see this thing right here? 359 00:25:58,997 --> 00:26:00,999 Your grandfather just sat on it and laid back. 360 00:26:01,499 --> 00:26:05,920 And this guy fell down, and it knocked your grandfather through the roof. 361 00:26:06,171 --> 00:26:08,548 Jesus, he does this shit all the time. 362 00:26:11,343 --> 00:26:14,054 I'm Rob Dyrdek, and this is Musical Chair Bags. 363 00:26:14,387 --> 00:26:18,350 Incredible fine young men. New talent. War dogs. 364 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:21,311 War dogs. New talent. 365 00:26:21,394 --> 00:26:24,147 One of them is about to get blown sky-high. 366 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:27,067 The rest are gonna get really lucky and just sit comfortably. 367 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,278 Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson. 368 00:26:30,362 --> 00:26:31,905 Wee Man's going to space. 369 00:26:33,656 --> 00:26:34,824 Shit. 370 00:26:34,908 --> 00:26:36,618 Wee Man, I'm sorry, man. 371 00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:38,703 How many times do we get to play? 372 00:26:40,205 --> 00:26:41,581 This is probably a oner. 373 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,709 Shit! 374 00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:53,468 - I'm loving the energy, fellas. - Keep it up. Nice twirls. 375 00:26:54,427 --> 00:26:55,428 The happiness. 376 00:26:57,389 --> 00:26:58,640 Oh, shit, get in it! 377 00:27:02,394 --> 00:27:04,062 And let's keep going. 378 00:27:07,816 --> 00:27:09,651 Good one! Good shit. 379 00:27:13,988 --> 00:27:15,281 Find your chairs! 380 00:27:17,409 --> 00:27:18,952 One more time! 381 00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:22,497 Yay! More fun! 382 00:27:24,416 --> 00:27:26,334 What happened to the dancing? 383 00:27:26,418 --> 00:27:27,794 Let's do it already! 384 00:27:28,294 --> 00:27:31,923 Wee Man is not happy. He's not happy! 385 00:27:32,006 --> 00:27:35,135 - Wee Man, come on! - Get some spirit in it. 386 00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:46,980 Holy fuck! 387 00:27:49,482 --> 00:27:51,484 - Oh, man. - What happened to you? 388 00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:55,697 I believe he shot up and into the hole, man. 389 00:27:57,657 --> 00:27:59,242 Wee Man flipped! 390 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:01,995 How did you go backwards? 391 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,164 We have our champion. 392 00:28:04,747 --> 00:28:09,335 - I landed on all that shit. - Look at the safety precautions. 393 00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:13,131 I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal. 394 00:28:13,214 --> 00:28:14,215 Forgot that detail. 395 00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:21,055 Once upon a time lived a father and son, imprisoned on the island of Crete. 396 00:28:21,639 --> 00:28:22,932 Tired of life in the joint, 397 00:28:23,016 --> 00:28:25,768 the father had the son gather up feathers lying around the cell 398 00:28:25,852 --> 00:28:26,936 and made them both wings. 399 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:30,356 And they went off to escape the Isle of Crete forever. 400 00:28:30,899 --> 00:28:34,569 But there was one thing they left out of the ancient myth: 401 00:28:34,652 --> 00:28:35,653 The cannon. 402 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:40,992 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Flight of Icarus. 403 00:28:42,494 --> 00:28:45,163 And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics, 404 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:47,540 you're sadly mistaken, my friend. 405 00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:51,127 A little something for you? 406 00:28:53,588 --> 00:28:54,982 They should just point it straight up. 407 00:28:55,006 --> 00:28:57,509 Either way it goes, he'll land in this lake. 408 00:28:58,134 --> 00:29:00,595 How big of an angle is it gonna be? 409 00:29:00,678 --> 00:29:03,932 Oh, God, they're gonna make it bad. 410 00:29:04,474 --> 00:29:06,100 Oh, they're doing it. 411 00:29:06,935 --> 00:29:09,771 - Oh, man, that's steep. - Holy shit, Knox. 412 00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:11,814 In ten, 413 00:29:11,898 --> 00:29:17,195 nine, eight, seven, six, five, 414 00:29:17,278 --> 00:29:21,074 four, three, two, one! 415 00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:34,045 I felt like I got a 200-pound colonic up my ass. 416 00:29:39,509 --> 00:29:40,885 You flew like an angel! 417 00:29:42,428 --> 00:29:45,181 Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky, 418 00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:47,225 and, sure enough, flew too close to the sun... 419 00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:49,352 and fell to his doom. 420 00:30:05,577 --> 00:30:08,037 - That was rad. dude. - There's blood on the elbows. 421 00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:11,082 Attaboy. You got it, man. Fucking right on, dude. 422 00:30:11,165 --> 00:30:13,293 - The wrist okay? - Yeah. 423 00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:14,460 Good job. 424 00:30:16,921 --> 00:30:18,339 This is the Quiet Game. 425 00:30:18,423 --> 00:30:22,427 The object of this game is to remain completely silent. 426 00:30:22,594 --> 00:30:23,595 How was that? 427 00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:27,682 Do we all understand the rules, and we're not gonna make any noise? 428 00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:31,185 All right. Well, let's get started. 429 00:30:31,477 --> 00:30:35,565 Rachel, your challenge in the Quiet Game is to lick the electric lollipop. 430 00:30:35,732 --> 00:30:37,108 Are you ready? 431 00:30:51,623 --> 00:30:55,001 Our first mime did really well. 432 00:30:56,252 --> 00:30:57,629 Way to go. 433 00:31:00,381 --> 00:31:03,259 The bar has been set. It's gonna be hard to beat. 434 00:31:05,303 --> 00:31:08,056 For our next challenge, our friend Jules here 435 00:31:08,139 --> 00:31:11,225 is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper. 436 00:31:12,769 --> 00:31:15,521 - What kind of snake is it? - It's a Texas rat snake. 437 00:31:15,605 --> 00:31:18,816 Ooh, he's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies? 438 00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:23,071 They venomous? 439 00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:28,951 We ready? 440 00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:32,705 - Go, go, go. - Go in for the kiss. 441 00:31:32,789 --> 00:31:34,916 Have to get in closer. Closer. Closer. 442 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,294 Up and down, up and down. Up and down. 443 00:31:38,378 --> 00:31:40,380 You know, you don't... Stay! 444 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:41,464 Give him a kiss. 445 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:44,300 - Move your head. - Closer. Closer. 446 00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:50,807 - Oh, my God! - You got another one. Go, go, go! 447 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:53,768 We didn't get it. Come on, Poopies, you need to go again. 448 00:31:56,187 --> 00:31:58,356 - One more. You got this. - You can do it. 449 00:31:58,856 --> 00:32:01,567 Right there. Touch his tail. Do it. Come on, man. 450 00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:05,321 Oh, my goodness. 451 00:32:05,405 --> 00:32:06,572 A little kissy. 452 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,829 Oh, my goodness! 453 00:32:14,038 --> 00:32:17,917 Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve-O. 454 00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:19,669 I got to save you! 455 00:32:24,215 --> 00:32:25,758 I'm saving you! 456 00:32:28,219 --> 00:32:29,595 I got to save Jeff! 457 00:32:36,686 --> 00:32:38,020 Oh, fuck! 458 00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,523 I have one on me. 459 00:32:41,065 --> 00:32:42,525 I couldn't get it out. 460 00:32:43,568 --> 00:32:48,614 So, confidence is very, very high with our third contestant, Steve-O, 461 00:32:48,698 --> 00:32:51,033 for the skateboard guillotine. 462 00:32:54,162 --> 00:32:56,831 Wow! He's talking smack. 463 00:32:57,206 --> 00:32:59,083 That's some mime shit-talking over there. 464 00:33:04,046 --> 00:33:05,089 All the way. 465 00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:08,593 All the way? 466 00:33:14,474 --> 00:33:15,558 He's bold. 467 00:33:16,934 --> 00:33:19,562 He's very cocky, this guy. All right. 468 00:33:20,062 --> 00:33:21,606 On three. 469 00:33:28,446 --> 00:33:31,365 I forgot to be fucking quiet, dude. 470 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:35,578 Well, we have our winners, 471 00:33:35,661 --> 00:33:37,497 and we have Steve-O. 472 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:46,839 Zackass! He's a real wild, crazy guy 473 00:33:46,923 --> 00:33:50,635 He's a gnarly superstar Zackass! 474 00:33:51,636 --> 00:33:55,056 There's nothing he won't do Zackass! 475 00:33:55,139 --> 00:33:57,266 He'll jump in cactus for you 476 00:34:02,313 --> 00:34:04,190 While we all stand and laugh 477 00:34:04,273 --> 00:34:05,608 Go, go, Zach! 478 00:34:07,193 --> 00:34:09,403 The Jackass guys are getting old We paid our dues 479 00:34:09,487 --> 00:34:11,823 So we're handing the torch to you 480 00:34:11,906 --> 00:34:13,574 Zackass! 481 00:34:13,658 --> 00:34:14,784 All right. 482 00:34:17,245 --> 00:34:18,704 Man, that was good. 483 00:34:23,584 --> 00:34:25,586 What are you going to be doing today? 484 00:34:25,670 --> 00:34:27,213 Hit somebody in the nuts. 485 00:34:28,923 --> 00:34:32,134 Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. 486 00:34:32,218 --> 00:34:33,427 It's insane. 487 00:34:33,511 --> 00:34:36,639 - Does Ehren know this? - No, I told Ehren it was a lightweight. 488 00:34:37,849 --> 00:34:41,227 I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that. 489 00:34:43,729 --> 00:34:45,022 All right, he's coming, guys. 490 00:34:48,276 --> 00:34:51,487 That's not a fucking lightweight! What are you guys talking about? 491 00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:52,738 What? No. 492 00:34:52,822 --> 00:34:54,240 What's going on here? 493 00:34:54,907 --> 00:34:55,908 You guys... 494 00:34:56,951 --> 00:35:01,038 Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test. 495 00:35:01,289 --> 00:35:03,791 I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is the Cup Test. 496 00:35:09,130 --> 00:35:13,509 And now twenty years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit. 497 00:35:14,093 --> 00:35:15,928 This is the Cup Test. 498 00:35:19,432 --> 00:35:21,976 I love how you're smiling at him too. 499 00:35:25,187 --> 00:35:28,566 I just Googled "the hardest punch ever recorded." 500 00:35:28,649 --> 00:35:30,985 "Francis Ngannou's punch is the equivalent 501 00:35:31,068 --> 00:35:34,113 of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed." 502 00:35:34,614 --> 00:35:36,407 "His punch is the equivalent of--" 503 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:38,784 Wait. You don't need to read that now. 504 00:35:41,996 --> 00:35:44,498 You're about to be hit by a car, Ehren! 505 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,835 - All right, fight fans. - All right, we're ready. 506 00:35:57,470 --> 00:35:59,597 - Did you hear something break? - Yeah. 507 00:36:00,306 --> 00:36:02,475 I heard this, like, crack. 508 00:36:03,142 --> 00:36:04,894 I thought it was the cup. 509 00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:07,772 Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding-ding? 510 00:36:07,855 --> 00:36:09,023 Oh, yeah. 511 00:36:10,024 --> 00:36:13,361 Because I never hit somebody in the ding-ding on purpose. 512 00:36:14,362 --> 00:36:15,780 Eric, what's about to go down here? 513 00:36:16,697 --> 00:36:20,701 Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher. 514 00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:22,912 She's gonna pitch a softball at his balls. 515 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:29,835 We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here. 516 00:36:30,503 --> 00:36:33,297 This ain't a Mensa convention. We're getting down and dirty. 517 00:36:33,381 --> 00:36:36,008 I'm Danger Ehren, and this is the Softball Test. 518 00:36:37,134 --> 00:36:38,678 Play ball! 519 00:36:41,263 --> 00:36:43,182 She can't wait to hit him in the nuts. 520 00:36:48,854 --> 00:36:50,147 That was all thigh. 521 00:36:51,273 --> 00:36:54,777 - Don't turn! That would've hit him. - You turned into it! 522 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:57,321 - Wait, you can't quit already! - Close your eyes. 523 00:36:58,406 --> 00:37:01,409 That would've hit you in the ding-ding and you'd have been done for the day. 524 00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:02,910 It's a softball. 525 00:37:02,994 --> 00:37:06,080 There's nothing soft about this fucking ball, it's just bigger. 526 00:37:11,961 --> 00:37:14,171 She keeps hitting him in the same exact spot. 527 00:37:14,755 --> 00:37:17,383 - You're moving, dude! - Why'd you move? 528 00:37:17,466 --> 00:37:18,801 I don't know! 529 00:37:22,054 --> 00:37:23,431 Don't hang brains out the side. 530 00:37:23,514 --> 00:37:25,933 I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around. 531 00:37:26,434 --> 00:37:28,769 You're wearing it backwards or upside down. 532 00:37:28,853 --> 00:37:31,147 I don't need physics from you guys right now. 533 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:32,523 Physics! 534 00:37:38,112 --> 00:37:39,530 Fuck yeah, let's go! 535 00:37:40,031 --> 00:37:41,574 Bullseye! 536 00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:47,371 Ehren. 537 00:37:47,872 --> 00:37:49,749 What the fuck, dude? 538 00:37:50,249 --> 00:37:51,876 No, no, time out! 539 00:37:51,959 --> 00:37:53,127 Hey, Ehren! 540 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:55,796 No joke, you're fucked. You're done. 541 00:37:57,548 --> 00:38:00,509 I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban. 542 00:38:00,634 --> 00:38:02,428 This is the Hockey Cup Test. 543 00:38:04,722 --> 00:38:06,348 All right. Yeah! 544 00:38:08,225 --> 00:38:09,310 Come on. 545 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,285 That was about 85 miles per hour. 546 00:38:26,368 --> 00:38:28,788 Holy shit, man! That fucking knocked me out. 547 00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:32,166 What the fuck, man? That was insane! 548 00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:35,336 - Now I'm gonna go for your nuts. - Oh, God. 549 00:38:37,088 --> 00:38:38,297 Fuck you, Ehren! 550 00:38:51,143 --> 00:38:53,938 We got him! That a boy. 551 00:38:58,442 --> 00:39:01,946 We got the whambulance coming for you if you don't get to this next bit. 552 00:39:02,446 --> 00:39:04,240 I'll tell you right now, 553 00:39:04,323 --> 00:39:07,034 if the jokes continue, I will stand up and walk away. 554 00:39:07,118 --> 00:39:08,828 He's going to take his nuts and go home? 555 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:17,002 - Sneak up on it. - Teasing. He's teasing. 556 00:39:18,045 --> 00:39:19,213 Not teasing! 557 00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:23,968 Perfect. 558 00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:26,470 Oh, my goodness. 559 00:39:32,017 --> 00:39:35,271 His nuts are bleeding. We got blood. 560 00:39:36,188 --> 00:39:37,231 I'm sorry, Ehren. 561 00:39:37,481 --> 00:39:40,276 Fuck, this cup sucked! 562 00:39:41,318 --> 00:39:44,029 This is the worst cup of them all. 563 00:39:44,446 --> 00:39:46,949 I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude. 564 00:39:49,577 --> 00:39:50,953 That cup sucks. 565 00:39:51,036 --> 00:39:53,236 Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nut to the ground. 566 00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:55,499 Oh, my God! 567 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,252 Fuck, dude. 568 00:39:59,837 --> 00:40:01,213 Good job. 569 00:40:01,881 --> 00:40:04,425 Lance? How you doing, Lance? 570 00:40:05,676 --> 00:40:07,428 Dude, grab the camera. 571 00:40:07,511 --> 00:40:09,221 Let me have your camera, Lance. 572 00:40:13,058 --> 00:40:14,810 Can I get another mask? 573 00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:17,730 Can Lance get another mask, please? 574 00:40:19,565 --> 00:40:23,068 Jeff, you got any predictions who we might get today with this? 575 00:40:23,152 --> 00:40:27,573 I'm worried. We've been hitting the guys pretty hard all week, so... 576 00:40:28,532 --> 00:40:30,576 their nerves are pretty well shot. 577 00:40:31,577 --> 00:40:35,289 And if they do trust us to go to the bathroom today... 578 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:40,628 they're pretty less intelligent than I thought. 579 00:40:40,711 --> 00:40:43,672 We're gonna build Cobra Kai dojos all over this valley. 580 00:40:43,756 --> 00:40:45,799 - Hell yeah, we are. - I haven't seen it yet. 581 00:40:45,883 --> 00:40:47,259 I'm gonna watch it. 582 00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,471 Wee Man would totally be a Cobra Kai. 583 00:40:50,554 --> 00:40:54,099 Miyagi's dojo is not even worried about it. Cobra Kai rules. 584 00:41:10,574 --> 00:41:11,825 What happened? 585 00:41:11,909 --> 00:41:13,661 I don't know, dude. 586 00:41:14,662 --> 00:41:17,706 - I was trying to take a shit. - What did you do to our outhouse? 587 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,001 Even with an outbreak, you're still blowing people up. 588 00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:23,921 As if life's not hard enough. 589 00:41:27,716 --> 00:41:30,594 To fart or not to fart? That is the question. 590 00:41:30,678 --> 00:41:32,680 Well, I hope to. 591 00:41:33,138 --> 00:41:36,350 Because we've been trying to get this bit for 14 years. 592 00:41:36,892 --> 00:41:38,978 Trying to light a fart underwater. 593 00:41:39,395 --> 00:41:41,146 Since Jackass Number Two. 594 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:45,359 - Get your fucking ass up there. - Well, let me do it, man. 595 00:41:49,822 --> 00:41:51,407 He's a loose cannon. 596 00:41:52,574 --> 00:41:55,160 - Oh, God. - I didn't mean to do that. 597 00:41:55,244 --> 00:41:56,912 Who didn't see that coming? 598 00:41:56,996 --> 00:42:02,876 I am very excited, because we are lighting the first ever fart underwater. 599 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,547 And Tory Belleci is here today to help us achieve our dream. 600 00:42:06,714 --> 00:42:08,465 It's good to have dreams. 601 00:42:08,966 --> 00:42:11,260 So, somebody is going to sit in the tank. 602 00:42:11,343 --> 00:42:14,763 And when they fart, that glass dome is our fart catcher. 603 00:42:14,847 --> 00:42:18,851 Inside there we have a little bit of oxygen and a spark. 604 00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:21,770 So hopefully, once that methane gas gets caught in there, 605 00:42:21,854 --> 00:42:26,066 it'll ignite and we'll get the underwater exploding fart. 606 00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:28,152 Steve-O, are you ready to make history? 607 00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:30,321 I'm ready to get in there and see what happens. 608 00:42:30,404 --> 00:42:33,532 Oh, my goodness, folks, we're about to make history with Steve-O! 609 00:42:33,615 --> 00:42:37,286 Okay, make sure his feet look good. 610 00:42:37,369 --> 00:42:39,204 - You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 611 00:42:39,288 --> 00:42:41,540 - It's in there, man. - Remember to give us a countdown. 612 00:42:41,623 --> 00:42:42,666 It's in there. 613 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:45,753 "How was work today, honey?" 614 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:53,677 - I know I'm gonna get it. - Just relax. 615 00:42:54,845 --> 00:42:56,221 We got a fart! 616 00:43:00,517 --> 00:43:02,061 That was a huge one. 617 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:04,104 - They're perfect bombs. - There are, like, ten. 618 00:43:04,188 --> 00:43:06,690 There's not enough methane in his farts. 619 00:43:06,774 --> 00:43:09,026 The spark in that bowl is going nonstop though. 620 00:43:09,109 --> 00:43:10,944 So we just need to catch enough farts. 621 00:43:11,028 --> 00:43:12,821 Count us down when you got-- 622 00:43:13,781 --> 00:43:14,990 The farts aren't igniting. 623 00:43:15,074 --> 00:43:17,326 - We need an open flame. - Yeah, bring it in. 624 00:43:22,623 --> 00:43:23,999 This won't hurt a bit. 625 00:43:31,924 --> 00:43:33,258 Come on, O. 626 00:43:35,677 --> 00:43:37,554 - There's bubbles. - There's bubbles. Catch it! 627 00:43:37,638 --> 00:43:39,598 Yeah, get it! Catch it! 628 00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:49,817 - It worked! - Wait, was that it? Was that it? 629 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,026 Yes! 630 00:43:51,110 --> 00:43:55,197 I'm not a fucking scientist, man, but that sounded pretty sweet. 631 00:43:56,782 --> 00:43:57,991 How did that explode? 632 00:43:58,075 --> 00:44:00,577 The spark in the fart catcher exploded it. 633 00:44:02,538 --> 00:44:05,666 That fucking really rocked my balls, dude, that's for sure. 634 00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:10,421 All right, Jaws, you ready? 635 00:44:21,348 --> 00:44:22,349 Catch him! 636 00:44:22,433 --> 00:44:25,519 Jesus Christ! What the fuck? 637 00:44:26,103 --> 00:44:27,563 Dude, I was like, "Catch him!" 638 00:44:30,649 --> 00:44:32,693 - Are you okay? - Yeah, man. 639 00:44:33,652 --> 00:44:35,696 - Where were you? - I was-- 640 00:44:35,779 --> 00:44:38,907 - "Where were you?" - You were supposed to catch him! 641 00:44:40,325 --> 00:44:41,910 What's going on, Jasper? 642 00:44:41,994 --> 00:44:43,704 Today we got my dad, Dark Shark, on set, 643 00:44:43,787 --> 00:44:45,598 and honestly, I don't think he's gonna like it. 644 00:44:45,622 --> 00:44:46,623 Why not? 645 00:44:46,707 --> 00:44:50,586 You know my dad. Ex-convict, ex-gangbanger. Doesn't fear anything. 646 00:44:50,669 --> 00:44:54,506 Except he kind of doesn't like bugs or spiders, cats, dogs. 647 00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:56,592 Basically anything that's not normal to the 'hood. 648 00:44:56,675 --> 00:44:59,470 So we're gonna fuck with him today, and it should be good. 649 00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:04,308 This is Dark Shark, our newest star. He's Jasper's dad. 650 00:45:04,391 --> 00:45:07,769 He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet. 651 00:45:07,853 --> 00:45:10,355 You look scareder than me, and this is your shit! 652 00:45:10,898 --> 00:45:12,608 Shall we begin taping, fellas? 653 00:45:12,691 --> 00:45:15,903 I'ma fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back, motherfucker. 654 00:45:15,986 --> 00:45:17,488 I got you a job, man. 655 00:45:17,571 --> 00:45:20,574 Don't do it, I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over. 656 00:45:20,657 --> 00:45:22,993 If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me? 657 00:45:23,076 --> 00:45:25,662 - No. - You got to be careful with the spider. 658 00:45:25,746 --> 00:45:28,266 - You can't hurt the spider. - I'm just worried about breathing. 659 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:30,417 I don't even like handcuffs on me no more. 660 00:45:30,501 --> 00:45:32,252 We're gonna leave the tape. 661 00:45:32,836 --> 00:45:34,171 You got it, dawg. 662 00:45:34,254 --> 00:45:36,381 All right, here we go, fellas. 663 00:45:37,674 --> 00:45:40,010 - How is that? - Oh, shit. Hell no. 664 00:45:40,093 --> 00:45:42,888 By the way, the loser has to take the bite from the spider. 665 00:45:42,971 --> 00:45:44,890 - What? - Yeah. 666 00:45:45,516 --> 00:45:48,101 - Jules, can you bring in the spider? - Love to. 667 00:45:48,644 --> 00:45:50,562 You got it, Dark Shark. 668 00:45:50,646 --> 00:45:52,940 This one's an absolute bastard. 669 00:45:53,023 --> 00:45:54,399 Oh, hell, nah. 670 00:45:54,483 --> 00:45:55,567 All right, let's go. 671 00:45:56,902 --> 00:45:59,071 On the count of three. One, two, three, and... 672 00:45:59,154 --> 00:46:00,239 he's in. 673 00:46:04,243 --> 00:46:05,244 Blow! Blow! Blow! 674 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,996 Dark Shark! Don't move, Dark Shark! 675 00:46:09,706 --> 00:46:11,124 Dark Shark, stay down! 676 00:46:15,379 --> 00:46:16,630 Oh, shit! 677 00:46:16,713 --> 00:46:19,758 Chill! Chill! Chill! 678 00:46:20,384 --> 00:46:23,345 Yeah, you got it. You got it, man. Chill. 679 00:46:25,222 --> 00:46:27,849 It's not gonna touch you. Chill. 680 00:46:28,517 --> 00:46:30,060 You're good, you're good. 681 00:46:37,109 --> 00:46:39,653 Dark Shark, why you pulling on me? 682 00:46:39,736 --> 00:46:40,988 I think he passed out. 683 00:46:41,071 --> 00:46:43,156 Dark Shark, let go of Jules. 684 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,451 You got to let go. You got to sit down. Calm down. 685 00:46:47,619 --> 00:46:49,246 Don't hurt the spider. 686 00:46:49,538 --> 00:46:51,623 If you let go of me, I will get the spider out. 687 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:53,625 - Who is that? - That's Johnny. 688 00:46:54,334 --> 00:46:55,877 Hey, this way. 689 00:46:56,461 --> 00:46:59,172 Okay, I'm getting it. I'm gonna pull him out. 690 00:47:00,215 --> 00:47:01,550 He's out, he's out. 691 00:47:01,633 --> 00:47:02,718 He's out! 692 00:47:03,343 --> 00:47:06,346 All right! We have our winner! 693 00:47:06,430 --> 00:47:08,098 Dark Shark! 694 00:47:08,932 --> 00:47:11,143 How the fuck is he gonna be the winner? 695 00:47:11,893 --> 00:47:14,062 - Get it off me. - How is he the winner? 696 00:47:14,146 --> 00:47:16,857 - Ehren has to take a bite from the spider. - I didn't do anything! 697 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:19,109 - This man was brave. - Brave? 698 00:47:19,192 --> 00:47:22,654 - The spider went in his helmet! - Great job, Dark Shark. 699 00:47:26,199 --> 00:47:28,201 Man, I was like-- It was either my life or you. 700 00:47:28,285 --> 00:47:30,829 I was like, "Fuck your life." I was like, "Man!" 701 00:47:30,912 --> 00:47:32,873 I'm tapped out and hear him still kicking. 702 00:47:32,956 --> 00:47:35,042 I'm like, "He dead. I feel like grabbing his ass!" 703 00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,501 That little bastard. 704 00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:40,130 - So where should it bite him? - Just do it on my arm. It's fine. 705 00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:42,257 Have it crawl onto my arm. 706 00:47:42,466 --> 00:47:44,176 - Nipple! - I just won't do it. 707 00:47:44,259 --> 00:47:46,011 I like nipple. Nipple. 708 00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:49,640 - Just do a boob. - All right, fine. 709 00:47:50,682 --> 00:47:52,976 Nipple, no. Boob, sure. 710 00:47:54,394 --> 00:47:56,104 He's gonna bite him for real? 711 00:47:56,188 --> 00:47:57,272 Oh, my God. 712 00:47:57,356 --> 00:47:59,691 Oh, yeah. Your man titties are looking dope. 713 00:48:00,359 --> 00:48:02,736 Oh, my God, look at his fangs! 714 00:48:02,819 --> 00:48:05,614 - I don't want to see the fangs. - Make sure Ehren sees the fangs. 715 00:48:05,697 --> 00:48:07,741 Whoa, wait a minute! 716 00:48:07,824 --> 00:48:10,952 - No. Ehren lay down. - Wait a minute. 717 00:48:11,036 --> 00:48:13,538 - Look at the venom! - I'll show you the venom. 718 00:48:13,622 --> 00:48:15,332 Oh, my God. 719 00:48:15,415 --> 00:48:17,376 Here, hold my hand, Steve-O. 720 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:19,920 - "Hold my hand, Steve-O." - Hold his hand, Steve-O. 721 00:48:20,003 --> 00:48:21,046 Pierce that nipple. 722 00:48:21,129 --> 00:48:23,548 One, two, three. 723 00:48:23,632 --> 00:48:26,259 Oh, shit! 724 00:48:28,970 --> 00:48:30,514 Oh, shit! 725 00:48:31,431 --> 00:48:33,183 - Did it go in or no? - Oh, yes. 726 00:48:33,266 --> 00:48:34,476 Yeah, it fucking went in. 727 00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:37,145 You went from a triple-A to a B on this side. 728 00:48:37,437 --> 00:48:38,814 Yeah, Ehren. 729 00:48:40,023 --> 00:48:41,024 Watch out, Ehren! 730 00:48:42,234 --> 00:48:44,444 Oh, my God, I thought it was the real thing. 731 00:48:44,528 --> 00:48:45,904 I'm done. I don't care. 732 00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:49,574 I'm out of here. No more of this spider crap. I'm out. 733 00:48:57,541 --> 00:48:58,583 Excuse me, ma'am. 734 00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:02,129 I need to get my basket closer to this pole. 735 00:49:02,337 --> 00:49:04,548 - Do you think you could help me, ma'am? - Sure. 736 00:49:04,631 --> 00:49:07,551 There's a red handle at the back of this truck. 737 00:49:07,634 --> 00:49:09,720 It's more of a pinky orange. 738 00:49:09,803 --> 00:49:12,514 - This one? - Yeah, pull back on it just a little. 739 00:49:12,597 --> 00:49:14,474 Wait, should I do reverse? 740 00:49:14,558 --> 00:49:16,476 Yeah, do the reverse. 741 00:49:16,977 --> 00:49:19,396 No, no! That was-- No! 742 00:49:19,479 --> 00:49:20,897 Why did you hit the red one? 743 00:49:22,816 --> 00:49:25,444 Help! Help me! 744 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,028 Hit the lever! Hit the lever! 745 00:49:27,112 --> 00:49:28,321 The blue! The override! 746 00:49:28,405 --> 00:49:30,365 I don't know where the blue is! 747 00:49:30,449 --> 00:49:33,034 Are you color-blind? Please help me! 748 00:49:33,118 --> 00:49:35,162 I'm trying to help you, sir! 749 00:49:35,245 --> 00:49:36,788 Just do the override, like it says. 750 00:49:36,872 --> 00:49:39,291 It doesn't say shit here! 751 00:49:39,374 --> 00:49:41,293 Pop to the right, then slide. 752 00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:43,378 Pop and slide! 753 00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:47,299 You just got me electrocuted! 754 00:49:47,382 --> 00:49:49,634 Oh! My ass! 755 00:49:49,718 --> 00:49:51,011 You forgot the slide. 756 00:49:51,094 --> 00:49:54,639 God! I don't want to touch anything because I don't know what I'm doing. 757 00:49:54,723 --> 00:49:57,267 You got to touch something, I got to get down from here! 758 00:49:57,350 --> 00:49:58,351 Which one? 759 00:49:58,435 --> 00:50:00,079 Well, don't hit the ones you've been hitting 760 00:50:00,103 --> 00:50:02,063 because you've been hitting the wrong ones! 761 00:50:02,439 --> 00:50:05,567 - I don't know what I'm doing. - Well, clearly. 762 00:50:07,527 --> 00:50:09,196 Have you seen Dirty Dancing? 763 00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:10,781 No. 764 00:50:10,864 --> 00:50:13,784 - The old one, you mean, with the chair? - The only one. 765 00:50:13,867 --> 00:50:16,912 - That's Flashdance. - Flashdance is what I'm thinking. 766 00:50:16,995 --> 00:50:20,207 Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze. 767 00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:23,585 And for the final dance, she runs at Patrick Swayze, 768 00:50:23,668 --> 00:50:27,214 and he catches her and he lifts her off the ground? 769 00:50:27,297 --> 00:50:29,633 - Can you do that with Preston? - I think I could. 770 00:50:29,716 --> 00:50:33,053 Yeah, work it out a little bit. I want more than just a big jump. 771 00:50:37,933 --> 00:50:40,393 - Oh, my God, I just shit my pants. - Shut up. 772 00:50:40,977 --> 00:50:42,354 You're joking, right? 773 00:50:44,105 --> 00:50:46,566 - Did you really? - I just shit my pants. 774 00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:48,193 I just shit my fucking pants. 775 00:50:49,027 --> 00:50:51,112 - Yeah, he did. - I just shit my pants. 776 00:50:51,196 --> 00:50:53,949 I fucking shit my pants! Oh, my God! 777 00:50:54,032 --> 00:50:56,660 - Why did you shit your pants? - I didn't mean to. 778 00:50:57,202 --> 00:50:58,370 Oh, man. 779 00:50:59,538 --> 00:51:01,456 Technically, you just shit our pants. 780 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:05,043 Well, I think the show must go on. I don't see how it stops us. 781 00:51:07,128 --> 00:51:09,589 - It's so gross. - Oh, dude. 782 00:51:09,673 --> 00:51:11,007 It's so fucking gross. 783 00:51:11,716 --> 00:51:12,759 Pants full of shit. 784 00:51:13,343 --> 00:51:14,636 God, it smells. 785 00:51:15,804 --> 00:51:18,557 I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day. 786 00:51:20,475 --> 00:51:22,561 We might be losing Lance again. 787 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,734 Oh, yuck! 788 00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:34,406 I'm a grown man. 789 00:51:35,031 --> 00:51:37,242 I'm 51 years old. 790 00:51:37,325 --> 00:51:38,994 Lance, we need a closer shot of it. 791 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:41,705 Oh, yuck! 792 00:51:44,499 --> 00:51:46,877 Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. 793 00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:49,838 Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. 794 00:51:51,798 --> 00:51:52,799 Marker. 795 00:51:54,843 --> 00:51:57,762 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Marching Band. 796 00:52:00,807 --> 00:52:01,933 Ladies! 797 00:52:25,582 --> 00:52:27,125 It happened so fast! 798 00:52:29,794 --> 00:52:31,296 Damn, I got a hard head. 799 00:52:33,006 --> 00:52:35,467 - Oh, my God. You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 800 00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:37,302 Oh, my God. He's bleeding. 801 00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:38,720 My hairline is receding. 802 00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:40,513 Steve-O, you okay? 803 00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:43,099 You all right, Steve-O? 804 00:52:44,059 --> 00:52:45,226 Holy shit. 805 00:52:48,271 --> 00:52:50,732 Man, that happened fast. 806 00:52:54,027 --> 00:52:56,446 All that practicing right out the window. 807 00:52:57,489 --> 00:53:00,951 I feel like I'm coming back to myself, but I can't remember nothing. 808 00:53:02,077 --> 00:53:04,412 - I didn't wimp out, did I? - No, you didn't. 809 00:53:04,496 --> 00:53:07,040 You still got those million-dollar teeth, that's for sure. 810 00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:13,380 They're dropping like flies. 811 00:53:16,383 --> 00:53:18,718 I never know what to say into Rick's camera. 812 00:53:18,802 --> 00:53:22,222 I'm just like, "Uh-huh, man, I'm on Jackass. This is sick." 813 00:53:23,098 --> 00:53:26,977 I mean, I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man. 814 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,622 Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyway, 815 00:53:29,646 --> 00:53:30,647 so it doesn't matter. 816 00:53:34,234 --> 00:53:35,902 - Hi, how you doing? - Hi. 817 00:53:35,986 --> 00:53:38,029 - Can I get a cold brew? - Yeah, of course. 818 00:53:43,034 --> 00:53:45,412 - Do you mind if I get a photo? - Sure. 819 00:53:45,495 --> 00:53:46,830 I'm a big fan. 820 00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,051 You assholes! Fucking did it. God! 821 00:54:02,178 --> 00:54:04,139 What did you guys do to Eric? 822 00:54:05,765 --> 00:54:09,352 Everything was perfect. I was like, "Cold-brew coffee, all right!" 823 00:54:10,603 --> 00:54:11,896 "Yes, please." 824 00:54:12,605 --> 00:54:14,816 "A picture? Okay, yeah, sure." 825 00:54:40,925 --> 00:54:41,926 What happened? 826 00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:44,929 What do you mean, what happened? He just got his nuts beat up! 827 00:54:45,722 --> 00:54:47,182 His balls are in his tummy. 828 00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:50,560 Fuck, it hurts. Goddamn, it hurts! 829 00:54:51,102 --> 00:54:52,604 I think we got to go one more. 830 00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:56,691 Can you do one more? 831 00:54:56,775 --> 00:54:59,027 Jeff said he needs one more. 832 00:55:01,362 --> 00:55:03,698 Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole. 833 00:55:04,991 --> 00:55:06,076 I'll guide. 834 00:55:06,576 --> 00:55:08,369 They're not hanging as low as they were. 835 00:55:08,453 --> 00:55:09,829 - Can you blame him? - No. 836 00:55:09,913 --> 00:55:11,289 I'm getting them right now. 837 00:55:11,372 --> 00:55:13,917 - Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey. - Not too rough, Ehren. 838 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,086 Oh, my God! 839 00:55:17,378 --> 00:55:20,340 - Oh, fuck, it hurts. - Hold on, get ready! 840 00:55:21,508 --> 00:55:22,550 Okay, there. 841 00:55:25,136 --> 00:55:26,346 Now we're primed. 842 00:55:27,597 --> 00:55:28,973 You fucker! 843 00:55:31,726 --> 00:55:33,353 We ready? Action. 844 00:55:33,937 --> 00:55:35,188 Everybody shut up! 845 00:55:35,814 --> 00:55:36,815 Boxer. 846 00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:43,154 Oh, Preston. 847 00:55:48,618 --> 00:55:53,248 Here with Steve-O and our special handsome guest-star, Machine Gun Kelly. 848 00:55:53,331 --> 00:55:57,335 This is the Bicycle Backhand, and it's a competition. 849 00:55:57,418 --> 00:56:03,091 The faster you pedal your bike, the faster the other guy's hand goes back. 850 00:56:03,174 --> 00:56:06,761 And when it gets to a certain point, boom, someone's gonna get launched. 851 00:56:07,387 --> 00:56:12,851 You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented, 852 00:56:12,934 --> 00:56:15,061 but, motherfucker, I could ride! 853 00:56:16,146 --> 00:56:17,939 Steve-O's just eat up with envy. 854 00:56:20,984 --> 00:56:23,278 Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer? 855 00:56:23,361 --> 00:56:25,613 Okay. I'm gonna push it forward a little. 856 00:56:27,657 --> 00:56:30,285 Shit! What the fuck? 857 00:56:30,827 --> 00:56:33,663 No one was even filming. 858 00:56:37,709 --> 00:56:39,669 It happened so fast! 859 00:56:43,256 --> 00:56:44,841 Oh, my God, dude. 860 00:56:47,302 --> 00:56:49,262 Dry off, Steve-O. It's coming again. 861 00:56:51,723 --> 00:56:53,808 Charlie just touched it, it went boom. 862 00:56:55,935 --> 00:56:57,979 And now Steve-O has to do it twice. 863 00:56:59,606 --> 00:57:00,648 - We ready? - Yep. 864 00:57:01,441 --> 00:57:04,819 On your marks, get set, go! 865 00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:07,572 Pedal, pedal, pedal! 866 00:57:11,242 --> 00:57:14,704 Don't give up, don't give up. Keep going! Keep going! 867 00:57:23,546 --> 00:57:26,132 - Steve-O's winning, right? - I don't know. 868 00:57:26,216 --> 00:57:27,550 Head up! 869 00:57:27,634 --> 00:57:31,429 - Don't gas out, Steve-O! - Steve-O, you got it! 870 00:57:36,351 --> 00:57:37,685 It's so cold. 871 00:57:40,521 --> 00:57:42,065 Bunny! Help him! 872 00:57:42,982 --> 00:57:46,653 The water's so fucking cold! You should've saved me, motherfucker. Focus! 873 00:57:46,736 --> 00:57:47,946 I need a towel. 874 00:57:48,529 --> 00:57:50,698 Towels! I totally forgot I was the lifeguard. 875 00:57:51,866 --> 00:57:55,245 Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad. You got towels? 876 00:57:55,328 --> 00:57:57,413 He's in shock right now. Look at his face. 877 00:57:58,581 --> 00:58:00,625 I thought my hand was your hand. 878 00:58:04,796 --> 00:58:06,798 Maybe I didn't explain it right. 879 00:58:06,881 --> 00:58:09,509 You said it wasn't gonna feel like anything. 880 00:58:09,592 --> 00:58:11,552 What hurt worse, the cold water or the hit? 881 00:58:11,636 --> 00:58:13,471 It was the hand, man. That was hard. 882 00:58:14,264 --> 00:58:17,141 I was in the water like, "Oh, I'm dead." 883 00:58:17,225 --> 00:58:19,852 - That really worked. - Yeah, you back-flipped. 884 00:58:21,938 --> 00:58:23,231 How did you beat me? 885 00:58:23,314 --> 00:58:25,149 I don't know, dude. I don't know. 886 00:58:25,233 --> 00:58:28,903 I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance. 887 00:58:28,987 --> 00:58:30,321 Yours was really bad. 888 00:58:36,744 --> 00:58:37,912 I don't know what's worse, 889 00:58:37,996 --> 00:58:42,417 the wedgie or these junkyard mattresses you got to land on. 890 00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:44,836 Look at that pee-stained one right there. 891 00:58:44,919 --> 00:58:46,254 Ew, dude. 892 00:58:46,671 --> 00:58:51,009 Who do you think's more afraid of being at that height? Preston or Zach? 893 00:58:51,342 --> 00:58:54,345 - How are you with heights, Zach? - I already hate this. 894 00:58:56,931 --> 00:58:59,934 I'm Wee Man, and this is the Triple Wedgie. 895 00:59:01,894 --> 00:59:05,523 Three, two, one. Jump! 896 00:59:10,862 --> 00:59:11,863 Help! 897 00:59:13,865 --> 00:59:15,867 Okay, let me down! 898 00:59:16,451 --> 00:59:17,910 Jeff, let me down! 899 00:59:17,994 --> 00:59:19,829 Look at that! Come here, fellas! 900 00:59:22,457 --> 00:59:24,167 Ow! My nuts! 901 00:59:28,212 --> 00:59:29,589 Well, that went well. 902 00:59:32,008 --> 00:59:33,760 Oh, God! 903 00:59:33,843 --> 00:59:35,887 A little angel hanging in the air. 904 00:59:39,849 --> 00:59:44,270 Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women to look youthful and sexy. 905 00:59:44,354 --> 00:59:46,189 And sometimes the only way to do that 906 00:59:46,272 --> 00:59:48,566 is with a team of medical professionals, and... 907 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:51,361 venomous insects. 908 00:59:52,862 --> 00:59:55,406 I'm Rachel, and this is Scorpion Botox. 909 00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:01,579 This is actually my first time performing this procedure, to be honest with you. 910 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,915 Oh, my God. That stinger is huge. 911 01:00:05,416 --> 01:00:08,920 - Pontius, I'm trusting you with my lips. - You can trust me, I'm a doctor. 912 01:00:10,713 --> 01:00:14,592 You want to just put him on my mouth and then fuck with him? 913 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,678 Touch her lip. There you go, man. 914 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,682 Just relax and enjoy the procedure. 915 01:00:23,351 --> 01:00:25,395 - He's on. - Oh, no. 916 01:00:29,524 --> 01:00:30,566 Oh, my God. 917 01:00:33,027 --> 01:00:35,029 - Boob job! - No, I don't want it on my boob! 918 01:00:35,113 --> 01:00:37,198 I can't take him off your boob without permission. 919 01:00:37,281 --> 01:00:38,950 Permission! 920 01:00:39,033 --> 01:00:42,662 Consent. I'm giving you consent. 921 01:00:43,871 --> 01:00:45,832 21st century, people. 922 01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:48,334 All right, time to get stung in the face. 923 01:00:49,127 --> 01:00:50,461 This is intense. 924 01:00:53,881 --> 01:00:56,134 - Good job. - He got it on my lip. 925 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:57,718 You're ready for the red carpet. 926 01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:02,265 Oh, shit. He's angry. 927 01:01:02,849 --> 01:01:05,184 - Whoa, shit! - Fucking gorgeous! 928 01:01:05,268 --> 01:01:06,644 Goddamn it, Doctor. 929 01:01:11,149 --> 01:01:12,150 Nice. 930 01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,360 He definitely stung my chin. 931 01:01:14,444 --> 01:01:16,696 You came for lips and left with a new chin. 932 01:01:17,071 --> 01:01:18,489 Do you feel sexier? 933 01:01:18,698 --> 01:01:20,658 I'm feeling sexier by the minute. 934 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,369 - Do you have one more in you? - Yeah, sure. 935 01:01:23,453 --> 01:01:24,745 Let's make it count. 936 01:01:25,329 --> 01:01:27,081 - He's coming. - You got it, Doc. 937 01:01:32,170 --> 01:01:34,589 Oh, my God. That hurt so fucking bad. 938 01:01:35,089 --> 01:01:36,632 That hurt so bad. 939 01:01:36,716 --> 01:01:39,552 It should. This is a very venomous insect. 940 01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:41,512 Oh, shit. 941 01:01:42,763 --> 01:01:45,683 Her lips are really swollen now. That shit works. 942 01:01:45,766 --> 01:01:49,312 My lip is so fucked up, you guys. I feel fucked up. 943 01:01:49,395 --> 01:01:50,813 But she looks great. 944 01:01:56,986 --> 01:01:58,404 Whoa, a VCR! 945 01:01:58,488 --> 01:02:00,031 - What? - A VCR. 946 01:02:00,531 --> 01:02:03,993 Oh, that's a blast from the past, huh? Dang! 947 01:02:07,538 --> 01:02:09,874 Ah, that'll work. 948 01:02:27,808 --> 01:02:28,809 Whoa! 949 01:02:30,937 --> 01:02:33,189 - What the hell? - What the fuck? 950 01:02:33,773 --> 01:02:34,815 What happened? 951 01:02:36,442 --> 01:02:39,320 Holy crap! I fell on my face. 952 01:02:39,403 --> 01:02:41,822 - Are you okay? - I'm okay, I just don't understand. 953 01:02:42,114 --> 01:02:44,034 I don't understand why you were using the toilet. 954 01:02:44,408 --> 01:02:46,202 How did you end up here? 955 01:02:46,744 --> 01:02:48,996 And you just took a shit in this man's yard! 956 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,164 I didn't take anything. 957 01:02:50,248 --> 01:02:52,667 - That was insane. - What kind of person are you? 958 01:02:55,378 --> 01:02:58,923 We have every available fan in Los Angeles on set today. 959 01:02:59,006 --> 01:03:01,050 The two in the middle go 100 miles an hour. 960 01:03:01,801 --> 01:03:06,097 I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon. 961 01:03:28,286 --> 01:03:29,787 Oh, my God! 962 01:03:33,165 --> 01:03:34,542 And we have a winner! 963 01:03:35,918 --> 01:03:37,253 Fucking crazy! 964 01:03:37,795 --> 01:03:39,171 Look at his bare feet! 965 01:03:40,131 --> 01:03:42,049 Oh, fuck. I want to go again! 966 01:03:44,468 --> 01:03:47,179 Now it's time for some hot-shit waterskiing. 967 01:03:47,263 --> 01:03:48,264 Brah! 968 01:04:01,027 --> 01:04:03,195 We need a medic! Medic! 969 01:04:06,866 --> 01:04:08,993 - You lost. - Shit! 970 01:04:09,076 --> 01:04:10,202 Fuck, dude. 971 01:04:10,286 --> 01:04:11,495 Dude, Poopies. 972 01:04:11,996 --> 01:04:14,874 Poopies! Poopies! 973 01:04:17,627 --> 01:04:19,253 Yeah, Poopies. 974 01:04:20,004 --> 01:04:21,130 It worked! 975 01:04:30,389 --> 01:04:32,767 Shit! Dude! 976 01:04:37,271 --> 01:04:38,606 Quiet, please! Filming. 977 01:04:38,856 --> 01:04:42,902 Milk, milk, lemonade Turn the corner and fudge is made 978 01:04:42,985 --> 01:04:47,114 Stick your finger in the hole Now you've got a Tootsie Roll 979 01:04:48,199 --> 01:04:50,242 All right, quiet, please! 980 01:04:50,534 --> 01:04:54,872 Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade." 981 01:04:56,999 --> 01:04:59,043 "Okay, this is serious. Everybody, shut up." 982 01:05:00,044 --> 01:05:01,545 All right, let's get some smoke. 983 01:05:08,386 --> 01:05:09,387 Behold. 984 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:12,014 Our twisted souls have come to the Garden of Death 985 01:05:12,098 --> 01:05:13,557 to dine with the Devil. 986 01:05:13,641 --> 01:05:17,937 It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the Raptor from Hell. 987 01:05:20,731 --> 01:05:21,732 Looking good! 988 01:05:23,025 --> 01:05:24,694 Assume the position. 989 01:05:25,236 --> 01:05:27,196 Which way? This way? 990 01:05:29,657 --> 01:05:30,991 Just have fun with it. 991 01:05:34,787 --> 01:05:37,373 - What do you have in there? - Just me! 992 01:05:37,456 --> 01:05:39,417 - That's not just you. - Go ahead! 993 01:05:40,459 --> 01:05:42,545 - Is that-- - Wait a minute, I'm not... 994 01:05:42,628 --> 01:05:43,629 That's him! 995 01:05:45,214 --> 01:05:48,676 When the beast awakens, the monster arises. 996 01:05:51,137 --> 01:05:52,555 TouchΓ©. 997 01:05:52,638 --> 01:05:54,348 All right. Whoa, dude, whoa. 998 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:57,226 Stuff it in his butt and let's go. 999 01:06:01,439 --> 01:06:04,775 Okay! There's enough meat there. 1000 01:06:10,281 --> 01:06:11,699 And a cherry on top. 1001 01:06:15,244 --> 01:06:17,246 Let the unholy sacrament begin. 1002 01:06:23,169 --> 01:06:24,170 Come. 1003 01:06:28,299 --> 01:06:29,300 Okay! 1004 01:06:31,343 --> 01:06:32,344 No! 1005 01:06:32,428 --> 01:06:33,846 Oh, shit! 1006 01:06:35,014 --> 01:06:36,515 Feast on this cock. 1007 01:06:47,359 --> 01:06:49,945 Stop, man, stop. Don't do that. 1008 01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:52,740 As the blood rushes to the mast, 1009 01:06:52,823 --> 01:06:54,950 the beast awakens from his ancient slumber. 1010 01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,753 - He's bleeding. - Fuck, come on! 1011 01:07:05,836 --> 01:07:07,421 The beast has drawn blood. 1012 01:07:07,505 --> 01:07:08,547 Jeff! 1013 01:07:09,715 --> 01:07:11,300 Jeff, can I get out? 1014 01:07:11,383 --> 01:07:12,426 In a second. 1015 01:07:12,510 --> 01:07:15,054 - Jeff. - I would, but the bird's right here. 1016 01:07:15,596 --> 01:07:18,098 We're trying to get you untied, but the bird's here. 1017 01:07:18,182 --> 01:07:21,227 Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert. 1018 01:07:21,310 --> 01:07:22,478 Come on, let's go! 1019 01:07:26,106 --> 01:07:27,107 Fuck! 1020 01:07:27,191 --> 01:07:30,194 - Don't kick the bird, Wee Man. - I didn't kick the bird! 1021 01:07:31,946 --> 01:07:34,657 - Okay, let me out! - Okay, let him out. 1022 01:07:38,744 --> 01:07:41,038 Let's not let this meat go to waste. 1023 01:07:41,121 --> 01:07:42,122 Dark Shark? 1024 01:07:42,915 --> 01:07:45,084 Hell, no. I ain't going near none of that. 1025 01:07:45,167 --> 01:07:46,544 Hell, nah! 1026 01:07:47,336 --> 01:07:48,546 Look at that motherfucker. 1027 01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:50,881 Dark Shark, just put it on your arm. 1028 01:07:50,965 --> 01:07:52,216 Hell, nah. You crazy? 1029 01:07:52,716 --> 01:07:54,552 - Yeah, Dark Shark. - Come on! 1030 01:07:58,305 --> 01:08:02,393 Dark Shark! Dark Shark! Dark Shark! 1031 01:08:03,561 --> 01:08:05,771 Hold your arm straight so it can balance. 1032 01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:08,858 - Look at the camera. - Look at Rick, right here. 1033 01:08:10,401 --> 01:08:11,861 Don't move! 1034 01:08:11,944 --> 01:08:13,445 Don't move. Just stay still. 1035 01:08:13,529 --> 01:08:16,949 - Ow, he's biting my arm! - No, he's not. He's testing your arm. 1036 01:08:17,032 --> 01:08:18,158 He's too heavy! 1037 01:08:18,242 --> 01:08:20,619 - Look at Rick, look at Rick! - Get him off me! 1038 01:08:33,090 --> 01:08:36,218 Thank you. I feel that shit. That mofo was trying to hurt me, man. 1039 01:08:37,928 --> 01:08:40,264 I'm kind of embarrassed right now. It's like... 1040 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,226 I came out of his penis, man. It's like he acting... 1041 01:08:46,145 --> 01:08:47,730 Hood card taken away. 1042 01:08:51,066 --> 01:08:54,320 We have fifteen gallons of pig semen. 1043 01:08:54,862 --> 01:08:58,240 Turns out pigs produce the most semen of any animal. 1044 01:08:58,324 --> 01:09:00,451 Up to seventeen ounces a load. 1045 01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:05,706 The guys are going to think they're getting interviewed about the movie, 1046 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:09,585 and while they're sitting there, something may happen. 1047 01:09:12,421 --> 01:09:14,048 Even got his crust on top of it. 1048 01:09:14,590 --> 01:09:18,469 Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen? 1049 01:09:18,552 --> 01:09:19,553 Does it smell? 1050 01:09:20,346 --> 01:09:22,222 Why are you looking at me like that? 1051 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:25,851 Oh, no! 1052 01:09:28,354 --> 01:09:29,688 It's semen, all right. 1053 01:09:33,150 --> 01:09:35,527 Why am I the one to puke? I don't puke. 1054 01:09:35,611 --> 01:09:38,280 - I just wanted you to smell it. - I wanted to surprise you. 1055 01:09:38,656 --> 01:09:40,574 It's been a while since I ate the horse semen, 1056 01:09:41,241 --> 01:09:42,910 but I think I prefer the pig. 1057 01:09:44,411 --> 01:09:46,121 Bacon's better than horsemeat, right? 1058 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:52,294 I'm Tyler, and this is the Electric Tap Dance. 1059 01:09:52,836 --> 01:09:54,672 And while these beautiful men dance away, 1060 01:09:55,339 --> 01:09:57,174 I'm gonna give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look, 1061 01:09:57,257 --> 01:09:59,426 and he's gonna put some pep in their step. 1062 01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:02,137 It's gonna shock the shit out of 'em. 1063 01:10:03,097 --> 01:10:05,808 And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, 1064 01:10:05,891 --> 01:10:09,269 let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago. 1065 01:10:12,356 --> 01:10:13,482 This is fucked. 1066 01:10:28,831 --> 01:10:30,165 That hurt like a motherfucker. 1067 01:10:30,249 --> 01:10:32,376 Shanna, what the fuck is this on this seat? 1068 01:10:32,459 --> 01:10:35,129 What is this? What the fuck is that? 1069 01:10:35,212 --> 01:10:37,464 It is an electric piano. 1070 01:10:37,548 --> 01:10:40,634 - What is that? - It's how this works. This goes into that. 1071 01:10:40,718 --> 01:10:42,386 In tune? It's a piano! 1072 01:10:43,220 --> 01:10:45,514 It's metal right here. I'm not fucking stupid. 1073 01:10:45,639 --> 01:10:48,976 All right, let's go. Let's do it. Quiet, quiet, quiet! 1074 01:11:08,787 --> 01:11:10,247 Ow! Shit! 1075 01:11:40,652 --> 01:11:42,571 I still feel it in my ass. 1076 01:11:42,654 --> 01:11:45,657 - Yeah, Tyler! - Those shits hit hard, man. 1077 01:11:45,741 --> 01:11:48,243 How about a hand for our dancers? 1078 01:11:49,203 --> 01:11:50,913 Our showgirl! 1079 01:11:52,748 --> 01:11:55,042 And our choreographer, Michael Rooney! 1080 01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:57,711 And Jeff Tremaine! 1081 01:11:57,795 --> 01:12:01,173 Boo! 1082 01:12:01,381 --> 01:12:02,966 Jeff should sit on that. 1083 01:12:03,383 --> 01:12:05,385 Jeff, sit on that once, bro. 1084 01:12:05,969 --> 01:12:08,388 Who got the remote? I fucking hate Jeff. 1085 01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,351 Are you on it? 1086 01:12:15,354 --> 01:12:16,647 Fuck you, Jeff. 1087 01:12:19,399 --> 01:12:20,400 Yes! 1088 01:12:23,195 --> 01:12:24,780 Holy shit! 1089 01:12:27,533 --> 01:12:29,785 All right. Thanks, man. We'll do this real fast. 1090 01:12:31,787 --> 01:12:35,749 So weird to come from that to this. I just got shocked so many times. 1091 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,209 Are we rolling, guys? 1092 01:12:39,545 --> 01:12:42,840 He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him. 1093 01:12:43,465 --> 01:12:45,342 Damn, that sounds like me in London. 1094 01:12:47,302 --> 01:12:48,637 Oh, my God. 1095 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,931 But how did he fucking fall for this? 1096 01:12:51,723 --> 01:12:53,016 We don't question it. 1097 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:56,895 My favorite Jackass stunt of all time with me in it 1098 01:12:57,146 --> 01:12:58,397 is the Firehose Rodeo. 1099 01:12:58,689 --> 01:13:03,277 To be honest, I drank late into the night. Woke up still drunk. 1100 01:13:05,654 --> 01:13:06,822 That's cum. 1101 01:13:16,081 --> 01:13:18,542 That's five gallons of pig cum! 1102 01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:21,086 You just got cummed on, dude! 1103 01:13:22,421 --> 01:13:23,422 What is it? 1104 01:13:23,505 --> 01:13:24,506 Pig cum. 1105 01:13:24,882 --> 01:13:25,966 Pig cum. 1106 01:13:28,844 --> 01:13:30,846 - That's pig cum? - That's pig cum. 1107 01:13:30,929 --> 01:13:31,930 Five gallons. 1108 01:13:32,014 --> 01:13:33,682 Honestly, how does it taste? 1109 01:13:33,765 --> 01:13:35,225 I'm a vegetarian! 1110 01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,940 Watch the replay! Watch this. 1111 01:13:42,024 --> 01:13:43,066 Oh, my God, dude. 1112 01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:45,277 Wait, wait. Watch his mouth. 1113 01:13:45,819 --> 01:13:46,987 Stay on his mouth. 1114 01:13:47,571 --> 01:13:49,531 Ready? And... 1115 01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:56,163 - It went into his mouth. - Right in his fucking mouth. 1116 01:13:56,246 --> 01:13:57,247 You look great. 1117 01:13:57,331 --> 01:13:59,208 I just said, "Why can't I wear my cool hat?" 1118 01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:00,459 Now I know why. 1119 01:14:06,465 --> 01:14:08,008 Oh, God! 1120 01:14:09,593 --> 01:14:11,678 Oh, my God, dude. 1121 01:14:13,305 --> 01:14:16,058 So today, Ehren's gonna be wearing a shock collar, 1122 01:14:16,141 --> 01:14:19,102 and I'm going to administer a lie detector test. 1123 01:14:19,645 --> 01:14:22,981 And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung. 1124 01:14:25,901 --> 01:14:27,236 Jesus, man! 1125 01:14:27,319 --> 01:14:30,197 You don't have to feel that again as long as you tell the truth. 1126 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,115 Okay, but come on. 1127 01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:33,242 All right. 1128 01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,996 What is your name? 1129 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,623 Kenneth Ehren McGhehey. 1130 01:14:40,832 --> 01:14:43,126 Okay. Next question, Ehren. 1131 01:14:43,752 --> 01:14:46,505 Are you really allergic to bees? 1132 01:14:47,339 --> 01:14:48,548 Yes. 1133 01:14:48,632 --> 01:14:52,177 Oh, boy. I think he told a porky. 1134 01:14:54,846 --> 01:14:58,392 I'm fucking allergic to bees, man! I got tested by doctors! 1135 01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:01,561 Stop it! 1136 01:15:02,646 --> 01:15:05,649 Just for a second. Let me figure some things out real quick. 1137 01:15:07,442 --> 01:15:09,528 I got to get out of this thing somehow. 1138 01:15:09,611 --> 01:15:12,281 This'll keep you immune to the bees. 1139 01:15:12,364 --> 01:15:15,200 Come on. Are you fucking kidding me? Look, I am trapped 1140 01:15:15,284 --> 01:15:17,119 and you're putting honey on me. 1141 01:15:17,202 --> 01:15:18,704 And salmon? 1142 01:15:19,413 --> 01:15:21,373 - Yeah. - What are you doing? 1143 01:15:21,456 --> 01:15:23,125 Ehren, please relax. 1144 01:15:24,251 --> 01:15:26,878 You're making this much worse on yourself than it needs to be. 1145 01:15:27,087 --> 01:15:29,673 No, it's not much worse, it is that worse! Please. 1146 01:15:30,173 --> 01:15:34,136 Now I'm stuck in a room. Everyone's gonna leave. Lights out. 1147 01:15:34,219 --> 01:15:36,763 The fucking honey's in my eye! 1148 01:15:37,723 --> 01:15:39,224 Aw, shit. 1149 01:15:47,190 --> 01:15:48,483 Oh, my God. 1150 01:15:49,026 --> 01:15:52,029 - Look at his face. He can't believe this. - No fucking way! 1151 01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:53,238 Look at his face! 1152 01:15:53,322 --> 01:15:55,532 Ehren, remain calm. 1153 01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:08,337 Talk to it, Ehren. Try to calm it down. Oh, no. It's going for the salmon. 1154 01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:10,172 Oh, no. 1155 01:16:10,255 --> 01:16:11,340 Hi, bear. 1156 01:16:12,049 --> 01:16:14,217 Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren? 1157 01:16:19,723 --> 01:16:21,391 You're telling a porky. 1158 01:16:21,475 --> 01:16:23,352 I didn't even get to answer. 1159 01:16:24,978 --> 01:16:26,730 No, no. 1160 01:16:32,110 --> 01:16:34,404 Ehren, don't make any sudden movements. 1161 01:16:41,078 --> 01:16:44,915 There's nothing more in there. There's nothing more in there. 1162 01:16:44,998 --> 01:16:46,917 Mr. Bear, eat that dick. 1163 01:16:49,336 --> 01:16:50,921 I'm ready to come out of this. 1164 01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:55,425 Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand! 1165 01:16:55,967 --> 01:16:59,888 He's trying to bite my hand! He's trying to bite my hand! 1166 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:03,016 I don't know what-- Oh, my God! 1167 01:17:03,683 --> 01:17:05,811 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 1168 01:17:06,353 --> 01:17:08,313 - Oh, he's really nibbling. - Oh, God! 1169 01:17:09,231 --> 01:17:11,316 Oh, my God, he's going for my dick. 1170 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,442 I got to go in there. 1171 01:17:13,527 --> 01:17:16,655 I really want to get out of here, man. I'm serious. 1172 01:17:17,322 --> 01:17:18,365 Please? 1173 01:17:19,241 --> 01:17:20,450 Please! 1174 01:17:22,744 --> 01:17:24,121 Yeah, Ehren! 1175 01:17:27,499 --> 01:17:29,084 Get him out of it. 1176 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:30,502 I feel for you, bro. 1177 01:17:32,003 --> 01:17:34,005 You're good. You're done. 1178 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:36,091 Is it actually over? 1179 01:17:39,344 --> 01:17:40,512 Yeah, buddy. 1180 01:17:45,434 --> 01:17:48,478 All right. I think this is the perfect amount in it. 1181 01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:52,065 - Who's got it? I thought I had it. - I've got it. 1182 01:17:52,149 --> 01:17:55,235 This is gnarly. This is a trip. 1183 01:17:55,735 --> 01:17:57,088 While you guys are tightening that, 1184 01:17:57,112 --> 01:17:59,990 I'm gonna have to hold the tip of it just to keep it steady. 1185 01:18:01,158 --> 01:18:03,243 Ooh, it's starting to take a firm grip. 1186 01:18:03,702 --> 01:18:04,744 Look at it! 1187 01:18:06,246 --> 01:18:07,873 This is some medieval shit. 1188 01:18:09,749 --> 01:18:12,002 - Thanks, bro. - Got you, man. 1189 01:18:12,085 --> 01:18:13,128 It's tight, man. 1190 01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:15,964 That don't hurt? 1191 01:18:16,047 --> 01:18:19,468 That's the weird part, it doesn't really hurt. Oh, my God. 1192 01:18:19,551 --> 01:18:22,345 Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake. 1193 01:18:22,429 --> 01:18:23,430 A lot of people ask, 1194 01:18:23,513 --> 01:18:25,849 "What will Jackass be like once we're older?" 1195 01:18:25,932 --> 01:18:27,976 Well, it'll get more mature. 1196 01:18:31,521 --> 01:18:35,525 Me and the homeys be googling weird shit, but this would never pop in their head. 1197 01:18:35,817 --> 01:18:36,860 This is brand-new. 1198 01:18:37,444 --> 01:18:39,571 Yeah, you're for sure never gonna be president. 1199 01:18:41,239 --> 01:18:42,782 You never know. I'd vote for him. 1200 01:18:53,585 --> 01:18:55,045 Oh, my God! 1201 01:18:58,173 --> 01:18:59,716 Now we know what that's all about. 1202 01:19:04,513 --> 01:19:07,224 So, here we are back at the bull ring. 1203 01:19:08,058 --> 01:19:12,896 Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bull ring. You know? 1204 01:19:12,979 --> 01:19:16,775 When life was its least valuable, I would have no part in this bullshit. 1205 01:19:16,858 --> 01:19:18,401 And it's my least favorite thing. 1206 01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:22,197 The movie's going so well. Why the fuck are we doing this? 1207 01:19:26,576 --> 01:19:27,869 Fucking violent. 1208 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:30,038 God, dude. 1209 01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:31,998 I don't think he's very happy. 1210 01:19:32,541 --> 01:19:33,901 Have you been around bulls before? 1211 01:19:33,959 --> 01:19:37,420 I've never been around a bull in my whole entire life. Not a real one. 1212 01:19:38,672 --> 01:19:41,174 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 1213 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,930 Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. 1214 01:19:47,013 --> 01:19:52,102 Today I am going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1215 01:19:53,728 --> 01:19:54,938 Oh, fuck! Oh, God! 1216 01:19:55,021 --> 01:19:56,064 Oh, shit! 1217 01:20:02,028 --> 01:20:03,697 Oh, no. Oh, shit! 1218 01:20:16,835 --> 01:20:18,837 Hey, J, talk to me. You okay? 1219 01:20:21,089 --> 01:20:22,799 You doing okay? Johnny? 1220 01:20:24,342 --> 01:20:27,220 - He's getting back, he's coming to. - He's coming back, yeah. 1221 01:20:28,722 --> 01:20:31,349 That was a violent brawl. One-sided, to be sure. 1222 01:20:34,644 --> 01:20:37,856 - Did we get it, Jeff? - You got exactly what you wanted. 1223 01:20:37,939 --> 01:20:40,317 - Yeah, Knox. - Oh, fuck. 1224 01:20:40,984 --> 01:20:43,778 - So what happened after it hit me? - Dude, it's gnarly. 1225 01:20:44,487 --> 01:20:46,114 This is you. This is the bull. 1226 01:20:49,576 --> 01:20:53,330 He didn't mess around, dude. He turned around and just nailed him. 1227 01:20:53,413 --> 01:20:55,248 - That was insane. - Yeah, Knox. 1228 01:20:55,332 --> 01:20:58,251 It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken. 1229 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,462 And that's why he is the captain. 1230 01:21:01,004 --> 01:21:03,340 That bull didn't like fucking magic. 1231 01:21:05,175 --> 01:21:06,843 Yeah, Knox! We love you! 1232 01:21:06,926 --> 01:21:07,927 Love you! 1233 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,013 Captain! 1234 01:21:13,516 --> 01:21:14,768 Hello, Lance. 1235 01:21:15,852 --> 01:21:17,562 - Why, hello there. - How are you? 1236 01:21:17,646 --> 01:21:18,772 Good. What's new? 1237 01:21:19,230 --> 01:21:23,693 I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion. 1238 01:21:23,777 --> 01:21:26,738 But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat, 1239 01:21:26,821 --> 01:21:30,492 and then put the hat back on, and no milk come out. 1240 01:21:30,575 --> 01:21:31,576 Did milk come out? 1241 01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:33,340 There is some milk on the trampling, yeah. 1242 01:21:33,370 --> 01:21:34,537 Aw, shit! 1243 01:21:37,248 --> 01:21:40,126 These guys are going to get on that centrifuge back there, 1244 01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:42,462 drink as much milk as they can. 1245 01:21:42,545 --> 01:21:44,214 We're gonna see what happens. 1246 01:21:44,297 --> 01:21:45,840 This is the Vomitron. 1247 01:21:47,258 --> 01:21:50,136 Yeah, dude, taste the rainbow! 1248 01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:51,429 Good luck, guys. 1249 01:21:52,305 --> 01:21:55,100 If this is a race to see who vomits first... 1250 01:21:55,558 --> 01:21:56,893 I think I might have it. 1251 01:21:59,896 --> 01:22:02,190 Zach, aim your head down when you throw up. 1252 01:22:02,857 --> 01:22:05,068 - It's coming right at me. - Oh, God. 1253 01:22:05,735 --> 01:22:07,654 I can barely taste the pig cum in this. 1254 01:22:09,823 --> 01:22:10,824 Right? 1255 01:22:10,907 --> 01:22:12,742 All right, chug, chug. 1256 01:22:12,826 --> 01:22:15,120 Oh, shit. Here we go. 1257 01:22:15,203 --> 01:22:17,455 - Fuck me. - Just look at me, Eric. 1258 01:22:17,539 --> 01:22:19,541 - Pound that milk! - Yeah, chug it! 1259 01:22:21,918 --> 01:22:24,504 Is he already puking? Jasper! 1260 01:22:24,587 --> 01:22:27,257 - I'm trying! I'm fucking trying! - Drink that fucking milk! 1261 01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:29,634 Let's pick up the speed! 1262 01:22:30,093 --> 01:22:32,345 Ooh, it's picking up now! 1263 01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:39,477 God, what the fuck did you eat? 1264 01:22:40,270 --> 01:22:41,396 What did he eat? 1265 01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:44,607 Go, go, go. 1266 01:22:52,866 --> 01:22:56,286 Oh, shit! What's happening now? 1267 01:22:56,369 --> 01:22:58,037 There's an Army truck. 1268 01:22:59,038 --> 01:23:00,540 Holy shit! 1269 01:23:01,207 --> 01:23:04,377 I'm starting to pass out. I'm passing out. 1270 01:23:04,461 --> 01:23:06,087 Zach's passing out. 1271 01:23:07,964 --> 01:23:10,592 I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast. 1272 01:23:11,301 --> 01:23:14,387 Red Robin 3, this is Big Hank 2. 1273 01:23:14,471 --> 01:23:17,140 I want the perimeter bombed, goddamn it! 1274 01:23:17,223 --> 01:23:19,851 Bomb them into the Stone Age, son! 1275 01:23:27,108 --> 01:23:29,778 Stop! Stop! 1276 01:23:31,196 --> 01:23:35,283 What the fuck? 1277 01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:44,918 Oh, no! 1278 01:23:45,794 --> 01:23:47,712 It's paintball time! 1279 01:23:48,254 --> 01:23:49,380 Fire! 1280 01:23:54,177 --> 01:23:56,679 Stop! Stop! 1281 01:23:57,722 --> 01:23:58,723 No more! 1282 01:23:59,682 --> 01:24:02,602 Fuck! I got shot in the fucking mouth! 1283 01:24:07,273 --> 01:24:08,274 Dave! 1284 01:24:08,358 --> 01:24:10,401 Dave, get on the stretcher! 1285 01:24:15,281 --> 01:24:16,825 Don't get me, asshole! 1286 01:24:28,211 --> 01:24:30,171 Someday this war's gonna end. 1287 01:24:36,010 --> 01:24:37,303 I don't know how to get out! 1288 01:24:37,971 --> 01:24:39,848 Help me, Eric! Help me! 1289 01:24:44,185 --> 01:24:47,355 I love the smell of paintballs in the morning! 1290 01:25:17,510 --> 01:25:18,720 Fuck, Jeff! 1291 01:25:20,138 --> 01:25:21,556 Look at Dave's face! 1292 01:25:21,639 --> 01:25:24,601 Yeah, look at it! Oh, my God. 1293 01:25:24,684 --> 01:25:27,854 Fuck off! Fuck all the way off! 1294 01:25:27,937 --> 01:25:30,523 Dude, what the fuck? 1295 01:25:31,065 --> 01:25:33,443 - I'm sorry, bro. - That fucking hurt. 1296 01:25:34,485 --> 01:25:35,778 Get out there, get out there. 1297 01:25:36,988 --> 01:25:37,989 Poopies is hurt. 1298 01:25:38,072 --> 01:25:39,282 Are we done? 1299 01:25:39,365 --> 01:25:41,326 Let me see. Oh, my God! 1300 01:25:41,409 --> 01:25:44,037 Oh, my God! Damn! 1301 01:25:44,579 --> 01:25:47,540 - My dick really hurts. - He got shot in the dick. 1302 01:25:47,624 --> 01:25:49,042 That was fucked. 1303 01:25:51,336 --> 01:25:52,962 Oh, God. Look at that. 1304 01:25:53,963 --> 01:25:56,591 It's got to be over, dude, I can't get any more hurt. 1305 01:25:56,799 --> 01:25:59,093 I think we're all the way finished. We're through. 1306 01:25:59,302 --> 01:26:02,555 Stick a fork in it! We're done! 1307 01:26:05,808 --> 01:26:08,686 Ooh, is that your tooth, dude? Wow! 1308 01:26:09,562 --> 01:26:11,648 That's a wrap on the movie. 1309 01:26:43,096 --> 01:26:44,180 Oh, shit. 1310 01:26:44,263 --> 01:26:45,765 But you get hit in the nuts. 1311 01:26:47,308 --> 01:26:48,476 Oh, fuck. 1312 01:26:49,852 --> 01:26:52,313 - Did anyone even film that? - He was. 1313 01:27:02,073 --> 01:27:05,952 This is the cup that we used for P.K. to hit me in the dick, 1314 01:27:06,035 --> 01:27:07,412 and, apparently, it worked. 1315 01:27:10,331 --> 01:27:12,625 But there's a big, giant dent in it. 1316 01:27:18,965 --> 01:27:20,008 Are you kidding me? 1317 01:27:20,717 --> 01:27:21,718 Flamingo. 1318 01:27:22,677 --> 01:27:24,637 Flamingo, pelican, hey! 1319 01:27:29,267 --> 01:27:30,268 That's awesome. 1320 01:27:30,893 --> 01:27:32,603 I didn't even know he could go that fast. 1321 01:27:37,233 --> 01:27:38,860 Oh, my God. 1322 01:27:40,111 --> 01:27:42,071 I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday. 1323 01:27:42,613 --> 01:27:45,575 Yeah, Parks! Good job, dude. 1324 01:27:46,117 --> 01:27:47,577 You launched! 1325 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:49,412 That was crazy. 1326 01:27:50,371 --> 01:27:53,541 Fuck, yeah. You the main one that was talking shit, motherfucker, do it! 1327 01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,293 That's a hot mama. 1328 01:27:55,668 --> 01:27:57,712 - Who's this? - He's my offspring. 1329 01:27:58,087 --> 01:27:59,255 For real. 1330 01:27:59,338 --> 01:28:03,051 I've been watching Jackass since I was, like, twelve years old, ten years old. 1331 01:28:04,093 --> 01:28:06,054 But it's definitely a big impact on life. 1332 01:28:06,137 --> 01:28:08,431 And guess what, we're here. We're here, baby! 1333 01:28:08,848 --> 01:28:10,975 Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world. 1334 01:28:11,059 --> 01:28:12,518 Not the second biggest, either. 1335 01:28:13,936 --> 01:28:16,189 I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group. 1336 01:28:16,606 --> 01:28:19,942 That was what I was most nervous about: 1337 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:23,279 Showing it to the whole world. 1338 01:28:23,362 --> 01:28:25,615 But that's what we're here for. 1339 01:28:31,621 --> 01:28:34,248 My name's Irving Zisman, and I'm a prick. 1340 01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:37,794 And that's the truth. 1341 01:28:39,295 --> 01:28:41,255 I kind of feel like partying right now. 1342 01:28:47,095 --> 01:28:48,387 Was that a prank? 1343 01:28:53,142 --> 01:28:54,685 You all ain't right, man. 1344 01:28:55,311 --> 01:28:57,480 That was beautiful! 1345 01:28:58,397 --> 01:28:59,857 I love you guys, man, for that. 1346 01:28:59,941 --> 01:29:02,401 Did they put that goofy-ass beard on in makeup? 1347 01:29:02,485 --> 01:29:05,988 You a hater. I knew you was gonna say some fucked shit about my nice-ass beard. 1348 01:29:06,656 --> 01:29:07,782 Yeah, because if you-- 1349 01:29:10,952 --> 01:29:15,123 Shit! Oh, my God! Holy fuck! 1350 01:29:19,418 --> 01:29:21,504 Oh, my God, dude. 1351 01:29:22,296 --> 01:29:23,673 Come on, Zach! 1352 01:29:27,260 --> 01:29:28,761 Ew, yuck! 1353 01:29:30,471 --> 01:29:33,141 Oh, my! You missed the bucket. 1354 01:29:35,143 --> 01:29:37,520 God. I'm in the weirdest position. 1355 01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:42,567 Let's get that camera ready with the sixteen mil right down Main Street. 1356 01:29:42,984 --> 01:29:45,778 Literally, it's on Main Street. 1357 01:29:47,697 --> 01:29:49,115 - Hey, Rick. - Hey. 1358 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,710 I was trying to look stoked. 1359 01:30:04,255 --> 01:30:05,464 There it is! 1360 01:30:06,090 --> 01:30:09,468 - First time you got cummed on? - Yeah, for sure. 1361 01:30:09,552 --> 01:30:10,595 Well, the second. 1362 01:30:15,391 --> 01:30:17,852 - I hit my head... - Listen. 1363 01:30:17,977 --> 01:30:19,353 Did we get it? 1364 01:30:21,230 --> 01:30:23,399 - You just got to take it. - Just got to go. 1365 01:30:23,482 --> 01:30:25,162 - Take it like a man, man. - Gotta take it. 1366 01:30:31,490 --> 01:30:32,575 That was good. 1367 01:30:33,326 --> 01:30:35,161 Three, two, one! 1368 01:30:39,498 --> 01:30:42,501 Ow, my hand's burned. Ow, my hand's burning! 1369 01:30:44,128 --> 01:30:45,588 Dave. You good, bro? 1370 01:30:45,671 --> 01:30:47,882 Yeah, I'll be all right. I am burned. 1371 01:30:50,593 --> 01:30:52,637 Stop! God! Fuck! 1372 01:31:02,230 --> 01:31:03,814 Can't have nothing nice, can I? 1373 01:31:07,485 --> 01:31:09,570 Make him an actual coffee, Stephanie. Thank you. 1374 01:31:09,654 --> 01:31:10,863 Oh, dude. 1375 01:31:11,155 --> 01:31:12,573 Here, I made you another one. 1376 01:31:30,925 --> 01:31:33,594 - That's actually not milkshake. - All right. 1377 01:31:34,595 --> 01:31:36,138 Dude wanted to be just like me. 1378 01:31:37,390 --> 01:31:38,766 What, dude? That's sick. 1379 01:31:39,433 --> 01:31:41,811 Trailer moment. Don't move! 1380 01:31:46,857 --> 01:31:48,150 We ready? 1381 01:31:51,279 --> 01:31:52,363 He's ready. 1382 01:31:53,239 --> 01:31:54,949 So we're all ready to do this? 1383 01:31:55,449 --> 01:31:56,909 - We're ready. - Everyone rolling? 1384 01:31:58,119 --> 01:31:59,996 Oh, no. Oh, no. 1385 01:32:06,210 --> 01:32:08,754 - Wow. - That is legit right there. 1386 01:32:08,838 --> 01:32:09,880 Let me get in there. 1387 01:32:11,465 --> 01:32:13,342 I'm running around in a G-string for a living. 1388 01:32:14,135 --> 01:32:16,015 Yeah, you are making a living at that right now. 1389 01:32:16,345 --> 01:32:17,847 They look good on you, though. 1390 01:32:19,765 --> 01:32:23,060 I summon the Sarcophilus satanicus... 1391 01:32:23,477 --> 01:32:27,356 to come and eat the flesh of the wallaby. 1392 01:32:27,857 --> 01:32:29,817 I can totally see through Steve-O's. 1393 01:32:35,531 --> 01:32:37,616 This is so gross, man. 1394 01:32:38,993 --> 01:32:40,745 Can we get one with the finger in the mouth? 1395 01:32:44,206 --> 01:32:47,251 I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fucking place. 1396 01:32:47,335 --> 01:32:49,545 I'm Dave England, and I got to take a shit. 1397 01:32:54,342 --> 01:32:56,677 I hope you didn't take a shit in that son of a bitch. 1398 01:32:56,761 --> 01:32:59,764 I took a huge coil in there, and it stunk so bad! 1399 01:33:00,264 --> 01:33:02,725 Weren't you on 90210 not too long ago? 1400 01:33:10,941 --> 01:33:12,568 - Come here. - Jump across. 1401 01:33:13,527 --> 01:33:16,697 Ow, fuck! Get it off! Get it off! 1402 01:33:17,281 --> 01:33:18,699 Hold the collar up so I can see it. 1403 01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:24,538 - Did I get you? - Oh, no. 1404 01:33:24,914 --> 01:33:29,251 We're going to convince Kosick that this is a piece of audio equipment. 1405 01:33:29,668 --> 01:33:31,796 Unbeknownst to him, he's gonna be shocked. 1406 01:33:31,879 --> 01:33:34,131 - Yeah, it's a microphone. - I don't hear nothing. 1407 01:33:45,726 --> 01:33:46,811 Hey, let's eat. 1408 01:33:47,019 --> 01:33:48,187 Who wants some? 1409 01:33:48,521 --> 01:33:49,563 Face your fears. 1410 01:33:51,899 --> 01:33:55,111 - He put his hands down! What a pussy. - Don't look. 1411 01:33:56,612 --> 01:33:59,323 We'll just kick back. He's not even gonna care, right? 1412 01:34:00,157 --> 01:34:01,242 Dude, dude! 1413 01:34:04,453 --> 01:34:06,705 Ow, ow! Dude, dude, chill. 1414 01:34:07,206 --> 01:34:08,290 Chill. Dude. 1415 01:34:08,999 --> 01:34:10,251 It's for the movie, man. 1416 01:34:11,085 --> 01:34:13,212 Russkie, he kicked your ass, dude. 1417 01:34:17,842 --> 01:34:19,135 How's Raab not in this? 1418 01:34:19,218 --> 01:34:21,429 I'm the smart one. I know what's gonna happen. 1419 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:24,223 I'm Raab Himself, and this is the Bungee Wedgie. 1420 01:34:40,406 --> 01:34:41,490 Stop it. 1421 01:34:45,494 --> 01:34:46,704 Ow, you got my nuts. 1422 01:34:47,830 --> 01:34:49,248 Oh, man, I'm stuck. 1423 01:35:08,184 --> 01:35:10,060 And cut. 1424 01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:31,060 {\an8}𝄆 Downloaded From BollyFlix 𝄇 Visit & Support