1 00:00:21,936 --> 00:00:36,936 {\an8}𝄆 Downloaded From BollyFlix 𝄇 Visit & Support 2 00:00:37,936 --> 00:00:39,938 [JOHNNY KNOXVILLE READING] 3 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,640 Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch? 4 00:01:14,722 --> 00:01:16,224 Yeah. He said maybe. 5 00:01:16,307 --> 00:01:17,475 [THUNDEROUS THUMP] 6 00:01:21,354 --> 00:01:22,564 [DOG WHINES] 7 00:01:23,022 --> 00:01:24,023 - What is that? - What? 8 00:01:24,107 --> 00:01:25,859 - What's going on? - Do you feel that? 9 00:01:25,942 --> 00:01:26,985 I feel shaky. 10 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:29,362 - [THUNDEROUS THUMPS] - [CAR ALARM] 11 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:36,661 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 12 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:44,752 [THUNDEROUS THUMPING CONTINUES] 13 00:01:44,836 --> 00:01:46,838 [PHONE RINGING] 14 00:01:49,173 --> 00:01:50,258 Headquarters. 15 00:01:51,175 --> 00:01:52,218 A what? 16 00:01:52,302 --> 00:01:53,344 [THUNDEROUS THUMPING] 17 00:01:56,472 --> 00:01:58,016 [CREATURE ROARS] 18 00:02:01,019 --> 00:02:02,729 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 19 00:02:10,194 --> 00:02:11,571 [FRANTIC BREATHING] 20 00:02:11,654 --> 00:02:12,906 Come in here. 21 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:19,078 [SCREAMING] 22 00:02:21,122 --> 00:02:22,832 [GROANING] 23 00:02:26,961 --> 00:02:28,421 [GRUNTS] 24 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,590 [EXHAUSTED GROAN] 25 00:02:33,009 --> 00:02:35,720 MAN: All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right. 26 00:02:35,803 --> 00:02:38,598 Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling. 27 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:42,060 CHRIS PONTIUS: Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine? 28 00:02:42,143 --> 00:02:45,104 MAN 3: But the main thing is we need to hide your body more. 29 00:02:51,361 --> 00:02:53,112 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 30 00:02:55,114 --> 00:02:57,700 Wee Man! Whoa! Wee Man! 31 00:02:57,784 --> 00:02:59,577 [MUSIC IN HEADPHONES] 32 00:03:01,371 --> 00:03:03,122 [NO SOUND] 33 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:07,001 Fucking look! Wee Man, right there! 34 00:03:10,713 --> 00:03:11,965 [SCREAMING] 35 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,513 [SCREAMING] 36 00:03:19,222 --> 00:03:20,431 Ow! 37 00:03:20,515 --> 00:03:21,975 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 38 00:03:22,058 --> 00:03:23,559 [SCREAMING] 39 00:03:25,395 --> 00:03:27,021 [SCREAMING] 40 00:03:28,398 --> 00:03:29,857 Oh! 41 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:33,569 [GROANS] 42 00:03:46,207 --> 00:03:47,792 There! Fire! 43 00:03:48,668 --> 00:03:50,545 [MEN SCREAMING] 44 00:03:56,634 --> 00:03:57,885 What? 45 00:03:57,969 --> 00:03:58,970 Whoo! 46 00:04:03,057 --> 00:04:04,809 Fire this way! 47 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:10,189 [YELLING] 48 00:04:10,273 --> 00:04:11,607 JOHNNY: Fire! Shoot it! 49 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:24,912 [GRUNTS] 50 00:04:31,711 --> 00:04:32,920 [SCREAMS] 51 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:35,965 [CREATURE ROARING] 52 00:05:19,634 --> 00:05:21,969 Oh... settle down, big fella. 53 00:05:23,179 --> 00:05:25,098 This is all just a big misunderstanding. 54 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:27,975 We can work this out like pals. 55 00:05:28,476 --> 00:05:30,686 Settle! Settle! Set-- 56 00:05:34,232 --> 00:05:36,234 [ROARING] 57 00:05:40,113 --> 00:05:41,697 [GROWLING] 58 00:05:49,205 --> 00:05:52,708 JOHNNY: Oh, no! Oh, no! [SCREAMING] 59 00:05:53,793 --> 00:05:55,419 [CREW LAUGHING] 60 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:09,016 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass! 61 00:06:11,811 --> 00:06:14,188 [LAUGHING, GIGGLING] 62 00:06:19,861 --> 00:06:22,530 MAN: Hey. Steve-O, how does it feel to be on set 20 years later? 63 00:06:23,698 --> 00:06:25,032 Man, it's uh... 64 00:06:25,741 --> 00:06:27,201 [CREW CHATTERING] 65 00:06:27,827 --> 00:06:29,162 ...it's pretty heavy, dude. 66 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:33,791 You think about how the last movie had, like, the credits, 67 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:37,003 which showed us when we first started and it was ten years later... 68 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:39,839 - MAN: Yeah. - ...and now it's another ten years. 69 00:06:39,922 --> 00:06:41,299 I gotta say, I look great, though. 70 00:06:41,382 --> 00:06:42,466 MAN: You look 20 million... 71 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:43,634 [LAUGHS] Yeah. 72 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:46,345 That's how my dogs jumped up on the... 73 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:48,749 The big one lays down and the little one gets on top there. 74 00:06:49,223 --> 00:06:50,308 MAN: Lance. 75 00:06:51,684 --> 00:06:54,228 - [FARTING] - [LAUGHING] 76 00:06:54,312 --> 00:06:56,022 Oh, my God! 77 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:59,734 - Yeah! - Poopies! Poopies! 78 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:01,944 That was really uncool. 79 00:07:02,028 --> 00:07:03,487 Do you feel the vibration? 80 00:07:04,488 --> 00:07:06,282 - Wow! - MAN: Oh, shit! 81 00:07:06,782 --> 00:07:09,160 Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp. 82 00:07:09,243 --> 00:07:11,078 [LAUGHING] 83 00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:14,332 That's Dave Gravette. Come on, we gotta go. 84 00:07:14,415 --> 00:07:15,708 Fuck, we gotta go. 85 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,627 Someone's being a little dramatic. 86 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:20,379 PRESTON: Come on. Oh, my God, we gotta go. 87 00:07:20,463 --> 00:07:21,815 - [INDISTINCT] - MAN: Here he goes. 88 00:07:21,839 --> 00:07:23,007 He's coming! 89 00:07:23,216 --> 00:07:25,016 - MAN: Here, watch this. - MAN 2: There he is. 90 00:07:25,092 --> 00:07:26,177 MAN: Brace yourselves. 91 00:07:27,053 --> 00:07:29,263 - [GROANING] - Oh, my goodness! 92 00:07:29,347 --> 00:07:31,265 [LAUGHING] 93 00:07:34,602 --> 00:07:36,604 - Oh, God! - You all right? 94 00:07:36,687 --> 00:07:38,064 Yeah! 95 00:07:38,648 --> 00:07:39,649 Wow! 96 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,776 You're not filming my bald spot, are you? 97 00:07:41,859 --> 00:07:42,860 MAN: No, no, no. 98 00:07:42,944 --> 00:07:44,779 - [LAUGHING] - You all right? 99 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:53,079 God damn it, is that why you put that camera...? 100 00:07:53,204 --> 00:07:54,330 [LAUGHING] 101 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,460 No more bald spot! 102 00:08:00,544 --> 00:08:02,171 MAN: All right, here we go! 103 00:08:05,091 --> 00:08:06,092 [GRUNTS] 104 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:07,176 ALL: Oh! 105 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,427 Shit! 106 00:08:08,636 --> 00:08:10,471 - Oh, my... - Oh, what happened? 107 00:08:10,554 --> 00:08:13,808 Oh, man, fuck this. I gotta just get up and walk this off. 108 00:08:17,311 --> 00:08:19,063 ALL: Yeah! 109 00:08:21,107 --> 00:08:22,108 Oh! 110 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,651 [LAUGHING] 111 00:08:23,818 --> 00:08:24,986 Backfire! 112 00:08:25,736 --> 00:08:27,238 [LAUGHING] 113 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,490 You look like the Kool-Aid man. 114 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:34,287 It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp. 115 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:35,830 Goodbye, human ramp! 116 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,748 Oh, fuck! 117 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,251 We're gonna fuckin' die! 118 00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:41,335 MAN: Two, one... 119 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,214 Whoa! 120 00:08:45,339 --> 00:08:47,300 - [GRUNTS] - Oh! 121 00:08:47,383 --> 00:08:48,634 - All right! - Oh, my God. 122 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:49,760 Man falling. 123 00:08:49,844 --> 00:08:52,763 Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes! 124 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,765 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, yes! 125 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:55,850 I'm so glad I put this-- 126 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:58,436 - [GRUNTS] - Oh! 127 00:08:58,686 --> 00:09:00,271 [LAUGHTER] 128 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:01,897 MAN: That was awesome. 129 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:05,985 I don't think Preston's okay. 130 00:09:06,652 --> 00:09:07,862 Motherfucker! 131 00:09:08,779 --> 00:09:10,656 MAN: Oh, dude, my back. That hurt so bad. 132 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:12,033 MAN: Oh, my God. 133 00:09:12,408 --> 00:09:13,492 MAN: Well done, Preston. 134 00:09:15,619 --> 00:09:18,456 All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 135 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:19,832 Welcome to the dum dum game. 136 00:09:19,915 --> 00:09:21,917 Oh! I'm-- I'm sorry, dude. 137 00:09:22,001 --> 00:09:23,544 Are you fucking kidding me? 138 00:09:23,627 --> 00:09:24,712 - I-- - [LAUGHING] 139 00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,797 JOHNNY: My hand hit the button! 140 00:09:26,964 --> 00:09:28,883 MAN: Oh, my God! 141 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:30,092 Oh! 142 00:09:30,468 --> 00:09:31,748 - JOHNNY: Is that... - [LAUGHTER] 143 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:32,803 Fuck! 144 00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:34,764 MAN: God! 145 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:36,057 MAN: Dick pain hurts. 146 00:09:37,058 --> 00:09:38,476 All right, let's play this game. 147 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:44,106 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the dum dum game. 148 00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:47,485 Our lucky contestants are going to be answering trivia questions. 149 00:09:47,568 --> 00:09:50,154 All these questions are on a fourth-grade level. 150 00:09:50,237 --> 00:09:52,948 If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear, 151 00:09:53,032 --> 00:09:54,468 - and if you get them wrong... - [MACHINE CLICKS] 152 00:09:54,492 --> 00:09:56,118 Oh, boy! 153 00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:58,537 Last man standing is the winner. 154 00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:01,415 Okay, first question. Poopies. 155 00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:04,126 "Jenny has two plates of 12 cookies. 156 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,712 Frank has four plates of six cookies. 157 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,297 Who has more cookies?" 158 00:10:08,381 --> 00:10:09,507 Jen! 159 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:11,592 [LAUGHS] Jesus Christ! 160 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:12,843 [SCREAMS] 161 00:10:12,927 --> 00:10:14,053 [LAUGHING] 162 00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:17,473 I can't do math! 163 00:10:17,556 --> 00:10:19,308 [LAUGHING] 164 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:24,855 I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies. 165 00:10:24,939 --> 00:10:26,083 - I won't-- - Yeah, thanks, Johnny. 166 00:10:26,107 --> 00:10:27,650 [LAUGHING] 167 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,818 MAN: Dude! 168 00:10:29,151 --> 00:10:30,444 Okay, Ehren! 169 00:10:30,528 --> 00:10:33,572 Please spell the word "dumbbell." 170 00:10:34,156 --> 00:10:35,241 EHREN: "Dumbbell." 171 00:10:35,324 --> 00:10:36,992 D-u-m-b... 172 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,331 What is it? 173 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:45,126 D-u-m... 174 00:10:46,377 --> 00:10:48,003 b-e-I-I? 175 00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:51,382 [SCREAMS] 176 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:52,716 Oh, God! 177 00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:57,054 JOHNNY: Sorry, that was wrong. 178 00:10:57,138 --> 00:10:58,698 - [GROANING] - MAN: Don't be a dumbbell! 179 00:10:59,682 --> 00:11:01,767 Poopies. Who played the piano 180 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:05,271 on Elton John's album Madman Across the Water? 181 00:11:08,607 --> 00:11:09,692 Um... 182 00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:12,111 - [LAUGHS] - What's his name? 183 00:11:12,778 --> 00:11:13,863 Elton. 184 00:11:13,946 --> 00:11:15,114 Elton John! 185 00:11:15,197 --> 00:11:17,199 Oh, that is correct! 186 00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:19,910 That is correct, Poopies. 187 00:11:20,703 --> 00:11:22,663 MAN: I didn't think you were gonna get that one. 188 00:11:23,205 --> 00:11:24,874 MAN: At last, see, you're doin' good! 189 00:11:24,957 --> 00:11:26,750 - MAN: Yes! - MAN 2: Way to go! 190 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:27,877 Fuck, yeah. 191 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,336 JOHNNY: Wee Man, question: 192 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:33,048 "What family of instruments does the piano belong to?" 193 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,051 S... 194 00:11:36,677 --> 00:11:38,137 [GIGGLING] 195 00:11:39,346 --> 00:11:40,556 Strings. 196 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:41,799 It's a percussion instrument! 197 00:11:41,849 --> 00:11:43,309 I was gonna say that! [GROANS] 198 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:44,977 [LAUGHING] 199 00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:48,397 JOHNNY: I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out. 200 00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:51,525 - WEE MAN: All right. Good for me. - MAN: Some integrity on that. 201 00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:54,565 JOHNNY: Poopies, if you get this next question wrong, 202 00:11:54,612 --> 00:11:56,405 Ehren unfortunately wins. 203 00:11:57,072 --> 00:12:00,868 "If a square is five inches tall and five inches wide, 204 00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:03,037 what is the area?" 205 00:12:05,748 --> 00:12:08,626 Ten inches direct... around. 206 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,504 I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong! 207 00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:12,671 [GROANS] 208 00:12:12,755 --> 00:12:14,423 [LAUGHING] 209 00:12:18,177 --> 00:12:22,264 Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button. 210 00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:24,099 [LAUGHS] 211 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,186 But, Poopies, that was wrong. 212 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:29,104 [ALL LAUGHING] 213 00:12:29,939 --> 00:12:32,483 Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it! 214 00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:36,111 JOHNNY: Ehren! Ehren is the winner! Ehren won! 215 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:37,488 Yeah! 216 00:12:37,571 --> 00:12:38,989 Ehren is the winner! 217 00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:46,205 [WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY] 218 00:12:55,297 --> 00:12:57,466 - [GROANS] - [LAUGHING] 219 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,051 MAN: Oh, yes! 220 00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:10,938 Oh, my God. 221 00:13:11,397 --> 00:13:12,815 Yeah, that rang my bell! 222 00:13:12,898 --> 00:13:15,192 I took a huge shit in there too. 223 00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:16,735 - MAN: Oh, my... - Whoo! 224 00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:21,657 So today we're gonna bring the cast into this room two at a time 225 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:24,159 because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt. 226 00:13:24,243 --> 00:13:28,372 But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door, 227 00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,874 turn out the lights, and make their life a living hell. 228 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:33,669 This is silence of the lambs. 229 00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:37,631 Dave England, Ehren McGhehey... 230 00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:41,051 - We have Jules here. Are you excited? - Jules, the snake guy. 231 00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:42,988 - I'm out. See you guys. - JOHNNY: Come on, Ehren! 232 00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:44,972 You guys are just peanut gallery for this. 233 00:13:45,306 --> 00:13:46,908 He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake. 234 00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:48,410 He's going to release it on the ground. 235 00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:50,978 Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set in on its head. 236 00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:54,773 And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head. 237 00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:58,819 This western diamondback rattlesnake is very, very venomous. 238 00:13:58,944 --> 00:14:02,007 He will bite you if you get too close to him, and he will kill you, or try to. 239 00:14:02,031 --> 00:14:04,033 - I'm not kidding. - MAN: Well, let's look at it. 240 00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:05,468 [SNAKES HISSING AND RATTLING] 241 00:14:05,492 --> 00:14:08,662 - MAN 1: Oh, my God! - Oh, shit! 242 00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:11,248 MAN 1: Oh, my God. 243 00:14:11,332 --> 00:14:12,750 Fuck this, man. 244 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,460 [ALL LAUGHING] 245 00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:16,503 Can you feel my heart? 246 00:14:17,671 --> 00:14:19,840 - Wow, dude! - MAN: All right. 247 00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:21,884 It's going as fast as that rattlesnake. 248 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,862 - POOPIES: That's why I won't do this. - I did your part. 249 00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:26,221 I'm really scared for Johnny right now. 250 00:14:26,305 --> 00:14:27,907 MAN: All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd. 251 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,141 It's time to do this. 252 00:14:29,224 --> 00:14:30,976 - [CHATTERING] - Big-ass snake. 253 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,269 MAN: Oh, I know. 254 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,021 All right, switch the bucket. 255 00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:35,544 Let's get the snake out of the room. 256 00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:43,614 Is there an "antidope" here? 257 00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:46,241 MAN: It's getting Knoxville for me. 258 00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,911 That's what it's called, anti-venom, not "antidope." 259 00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:50,954 What's "antidope" mean? I don't even know. 260 00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:53,123 - Johnny Knoxville. - They're coming in right now. 261 00:14:53,207 --> 00:14:55,292 - All right. You guys ready? - What's "antidope"? 262 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:57,419 - That's like-- - [DOOR SLAMS] 263 00:14:57,503 --> 00:14:58,587 Oh, my fucking God! 264 00:14:58,671 --> 00:14:59,880 - MAN: No! - MAN: No! 265 00:15:00,547 --> 00:15:03,425 - MAN: God damn! - MAN: Oh, fuck you guys! 266 00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:06,011 How-- Why are we the only ones in here now? 267 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,596 DAVE: I don't know, dude. 268 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:13,268 - MAN: Doggone it! - MAN: What? 269 00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:15,396 - MAN: Shit! - Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 270 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,730 Welcome to hell! 271 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,525 EHREN: Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here. 272 00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:22,128 DAVE: Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield! 273 00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:23,737 So if we get bit, we die. 274 00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:26,699 - [MAN LAUGHING] - Are you serious? 275 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:29,451 This is so fucked up! I knew this was going to fucking happen. 276 00:15:29,535 --> 00:15:31,255 Why the fuck did we go down to the basement? 277 00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:32,955 Come on! 278 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,710 Knox, what the fuck? Come on. 279 00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:43,048 - Come on! - [SCREAMS] 280 00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:44,717 WEE MAN: What the fuck? 281 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,510 POOPIES: Dude, what the hell? 282 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,738 - What the fuck! No, stop! - I knew this was going to happen! 283 00:15:48,762 --> 00:15:51,849 Stop! Oh! Fuck you guys, dude! 284 00:15:53,892 --> 00:15:55,185 MAN: P, where are you? 285 00:15:57,146 --> 00:15:58,623 EHREN: I'm gonna break that fucking door down. 286 00:15:58,647 --> 00:15:59,815 MAN: Do it, Ehren. 287 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,235 - Did they just-- - [SCREAMING] 288 00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:06,196 EHREN: Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys! 289 00:16:08,615 --> 00:16:11,034 Fuck it, get the fuck outta here! 290 00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:13,662 All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound. 291 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,416 Oh, shit! 292 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,209 Ahh! 293 00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:20,961 - Oh, oh, shit. - Oh, my God! 294 00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:22,796 JOHNNY: It might-- Guys, stay on the couch. 295 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,591 - The fuckin' snake. Stay still. - MAN: Oh, my fucking God. 296 00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:28,051 JOHNNY: Hey, guys, honestly, be fuckin' chill. 297 00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:29,136 Holy shit. 298 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:32,014 This is not cool. Seriously, get me the fuck out of here. 299 00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:34,475 Oh, fuck off! 300 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,101 There's the snake, Dave. 301 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,313 Where are you, Ehren? Ehren? Ehren? 302 00:16:39,396 --> 00:16:41,190 What the fuck! Ehren! 303 00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:43,275 EHREN: How am I supposed to even help you, Dave? 304 00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:44,878 DAVE: I just need to know you're there. 305 00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,445 [SCREAMS] 306 00:16:46,528 --> 00:16:48,155 - Fuck this! - DAVE: Ehren! 307 00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:51,700 Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. I got a weapon. 308 00:16:51,784 --> 00:16:53,762 - DAVE: Don't hit me, Ehren. Ehren! - EHREN: No, I got a weapon! 309 00:16:53,786 --> 00:16:55,245 - Don't hit me! - You fuckin'... 310 00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:57,915 Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me. 311 00:16:57,998 --> 00:16:59,333 They're knifin' me. 312 00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:00,667 [EHREN SCREAMING] 313 00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:04,379 Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here! 314 00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:05,964 - Dave, this way! - DAVE: Yeah, right! 315 00:17:06,048 --> 00:17:07,150 - Dave, this way! - Fuck that door. 316 00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:08,568 Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably! 317 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,969 - EHREN: No, I promise! - DAVE: No, you don't know shit! 318 00:17:11,512 --> 00:17:13,615 EHREN: There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God! 319 00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:15,224 Oh, wow, how convenient. 320 00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:18,268 Come this way. I swear to God, I'm not lying to you. 321 00:17:18,352 --> 00:17:20,288 - DAVE: Fuck that door. - You're on your own then, fucker! 322 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:22,815 Ahh, shit! Ahh! 323 00:17:22,898 --> 00:17:24,900 [LAUGHING] 324 00:17:26,568 --> 00:17:27,820 DAVE: Ehren! 325 00:17:28,695 --> 00:17:31,949 What the fuck is going on? 326 00:17:32,032 --> 00:17:35,536 JOHNNY: I can't even... I can't even fucking do it. 327 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,163 This is fucking scary. Seriously, this is fucked up. 328 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,624 This is not cool, dude. 329 00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,417 [SCREAMING] 330 00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:44,461 Fuck! What the fuck! His head! 331 00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:46,922 - Oh, my God! Fuck! Oh, fuck. - What? 332 00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:48,817 - Did I just get bit? - JOHNNY: Did you get bit? 333 00:17:48,841 --> 00:17:50,693 Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that? 334 00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:53,887 - JOHNNY: Fuck! Jeff! He got fuckin' bit! - No way! 335 00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:56,807 - Jeff, this is fuckin' unsafe. - What the fuck, there's no lights! 336 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,559 Oh, my God, dude, this is so fucked up. 337 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,620 You got snake bit. We got to get you medical attention. 338 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,895 Here. Come here. 339 00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:03,689 We got to get him to the fucking medic. 340 00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:05,816 ZACH: I'm gonna have a fuckin' heart attack, dude. 341 00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:08,360 JOHNNY: Just, okay? Just go straight. 342 00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:10,112 - Okay? - ZACH: Okay. 343 00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:13,282 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 344 00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:14,533 Motherfucker! 345 00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:17,619 Oh, I don't even know where my glasses are. What the fuck? 346 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,081 Oh, great! Fucking awesome! 347 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,167 [GRUNTS] 348 00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,461 What the fuck is this? 349 00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:28,797 Ah! 350 00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:31,758 Oh, holy shit! 351 00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:33,844 Motherfuckin-- 352 00:18:34,094 --> 00:18:36,305 [SCREAMS] 353 00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:39,975 - JOHNNY: Oh, my God! - Ow! Fucking bitch! 354 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,144 [LAUGHING] 355 00:18:43,061 --> 00:18:45,022 MAN: Lights on. Lights on. Come on. 356 00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:46,648 Zach, you all right? 357 00:18:46,732 --> 00:18:48,084 - Holy shit... - ZACH: I cleared the fucking thing! 358 00:18:48,108 --> 00:18:50,611 I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here. 359 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,778 [ALL LAUGHING] 360 00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,756 I thought this was, like, the only way to get out. 361 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,490 So I just climbed over it. 362 00:18:55,574 --> 00:18:56,742 And then it broke. 363 00:18:57,993 --> 00:18:59,161 JOHNNY: Let Ehren out. 364 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:00,245 Let me out. 365 00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:03,582 [ALL LAUGHING] 366 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,189 - Can we go outside now? - No, we're done, we're done. We're done. 367 00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:12,341 - No, we're not. - JOHNNY: God. 368 00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:14,551 The rest of my life, I'm gonna have nightmares, dude. 369 00:19:14,635 --> 00:19:17,054 I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door. 370 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,448 Go out that one. This one is locked. 371 00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:19,806 No, fuck you! 372 00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:22,684 I'll start a new life in here. 373 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:24,853 - I will start... - [LAUGHING] 374 00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:26,563 I will fuckin' live here. 375 00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:28,482 [LAUGHING] 376 00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:32,486 MAN: How does this look? 377 00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:35,155 It's fuckin'... lubed up. 378 00:19:35,238 --> 00:19:36,740 STEVE-O: Are we sponsored by Glide? 379 00:19:36,823 --> 00:19:37,866 MAN 2: No. Not yet. 380 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,761 MAN 1: Just say, "This is body surfing." We don't need an intro. 381 00:19:39,785 --> 00:19:41,387 - Do you guys agree? - I wanna say my name. 382 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:42,931 - MAN 1: All right, say your name. - This is Zach. 383 00:19:42,955 --> 00:19:45,290 I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker. 384 00:19:45,374 --> 00:19:47,626 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 385 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:48,919 Fuck, fuck! 386 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:51,546 No, no, no! No, Jasper, no, no! 387 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,215 No! No! 388 00:19:54,591 --> 00:19:57,427 - MAN: Bye-bye, Jasper! - MAN 2: Oh, shit, he's hauling ass! 389 00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:03,225 - MAN 1: That was great. - The rocks hurt. 390 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,520 I am Poopies. Big-time movie star. 391 00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,271 [LAUGHING] 392 00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:11,066 And today, we're big-wave surfing. 393 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,652 [CHEERING] 394 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:19,825 - [GROANING] - Oh, he got knocked off. 395 00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:22,202 He has no arms. 396 00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:23,829 - Dude, you have no arms? - Shit. 397 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:24,913 Oh, that sucks. 398 00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:29,042 And then came the heartbreaking news that horses don't have arms. 399 00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:30,961 [LAUGHING] 400 00:20:32,045 --> 00:20:34,172 I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race. 401 00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:37,300 [LAUGHING] 402 00:20:38,093 --> 00:20:39,893 - MAN: Put your hat on and go, man. - My eyes! 403 00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:42,347 MAN 1: Oh, God. 404 00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:44,599 Run, run. 405 00:20:45,183 --> 00:20:46,768 MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ. 406 00:20:47,853 --> 00:20:49,521 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 407 00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:50,999 - MAN: This is perfect. - MAN 1: Oh, God. 408 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:52,566 MAN 2: Oh! Eric, all back. 409 00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,444 Is he okay? He's not moving. 410 00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:57,738 MAN: Well, he can't. His arms are trapped. 411 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,114 [LAUGHING] 412 00:20:59,906 --> 00:21:01,158 That fucking hurt. 413 00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:04,327 Two, one, go! 414 00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,264 - We're going the wrong way. - [SCREAMS] 415 00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:08,582 - We're going the wrong-- - MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ. 416 00:21:09,624 --> 00:21:10,625 Oh, shit. 417 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,753 Oh, my God. 418 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:14,880 MAN 1: Oh, he's nuts! 419 00:21:16,131 --> 00:21:17,132 Oh! 420 00:21:17,591 --> 00:21:19,092 - [LAUGHS] - MAN 2: Oh, my God. 421 00:21:21,261 --> 00:21:22,888 - MAN: Holy shit! - MAN 2: Dude! 422 00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:24,014 MAN: That's crazy. 423 00:21:29,728 --> 00:21:31,772 ZACH: Oh, my God. I'm not doing that again. 424 00:21:32,481 --> 00:21:34,691 This guy's one badass dude right here. 425 00:21:34,775 --> 00:21:36,026 I love you, dude. 426 00:21:36,109 --> 00:21:37,861 - That is sick. - [LAUGHS] 427 00:21:38,403 --> 00:21:39,923 - You showed us how to surf. - [LAUGHS] 428 00:21:41,782 --> 00:21:42,824 - Yeah. - Yeah. 429 00:21:42,908 --> 00:21:44,268 Dude, I don't look that good, man. 430 00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:47,996 - JASPER: Oh, shit. - [LAUGHING] 431 00:21:49,122 --> 00:21:50,624 MAN: All right, take off the lid. 432 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,168 MAN 2: Tap that right over the top of it. 433 00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:56,713 - Ooh! - Ow! One got me already! 434 00:21:56,797 --> 00:21:58,799 Ah, ah! 435 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,343 Ow! Gosh damn! 436 00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:03,720 JOHNNY: Oh. Here comes the queen. 437 00:22:03,804 --> 00:22:07,057 Oh, yeah. Looking for her king. 438 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:09,810 Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild. 439 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,395 I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this." 440 00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:14,064 [LAUGHING] 441 00:22:14,731 --> 00:22:18,151 This little brown box has the Queen Bee in it. 442 00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:20,195 Apparently, she's pretty important. 443 00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:24,491 And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right? 444 00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:25,992 - MAN: Yes. - Oh, boy. 445 00:22:26,618 --> 00:22:28,453 There's a lot of bees, Steve-O. 446 00:22:29,663 --> 00:22:32,791 MAN: Just remember, don't pinch between his balls and those bees, 'cause... 447 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,751 he'll feel it real quickly. 448 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,212 Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man. 449 00:22:37,712 --> 00:22:39,339 JOHNNY: Poopies just got stung. 450 00:22:40,632 --> 00:22:42,527 Can we add all the bees, or is it better to go... 451 00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:44,594 You gotta kinda gently put 'em up. 452 00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,910 Watch out. Move your hands, Steve-O. 453 00:22:47,848 --> 00:22:48,849 STEVE-O: Oh, shit. 454 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:51,518 Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh! 455 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:53,228 MAN 1: What? What? 456 00:22:53,311 --> 00:22:56,356 God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh! 457 00:22:56,731 --> 00:22:58,233 Oooooh! 458 00:22:58,775 --> 00:23:01,903 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 459 00:23:01,987 --> 00:23:03,655 MAN: Put 'em right up there on top of it. 460 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,327 JOHNNY: They're really latching on now, Steve-O. 461 00:23:09,411 --> 00:23:10,745 MAN: It's working. It's working. 462 00:23:10,829 --> 00:23:12,581 JOHNNY: It's going good, Steve-O. 463 00:23:14,082 --> 00:23:15,709 Oh, boy, that-- they're really... 464 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:17,419 STEVE-O: Oh, goddamn it. 465 00:23:19,546 --> 00:23:20,906 JOHNNY: Give them a little bridge. 466 00:23:22,382 --> 00:23:24,092 There you go, find your mommy. 467 00:23:24,176 --> 00:23:26,178 There's a lot of them right in like the taint area. 468 00:23:26,261 --> 00:23:27,888 [STEVE-O SCREAMS] 469 00:23:29,723 --> 00:23:31,492 JOHNNY: Your whole Zen approach to staying calm 470 00:23:31,516 --> 00:23:33,185 is really working, Steve-O. 471 00:23:33,268 --> 00:23:35,145 That yoga's really been helping. 472 00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:36,938 Meditating. 473 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,066 - Ooh! - MAN 2: Around the table. 474 00:23:40,358 --> 00:23:41,794 MAN: It's gonna make you look good, Steve-O. 475 00:23:41,818 --> 00:23:43,320 MAN 2: Yeah, it's adding length. 476 00:23:43,403 --> 00:23:46,072 JOHNNY: It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay. 477 00:23:46,156 --> 00:23:48,950 Ow! Ow! 478 00:23:49,201 --> 00:23:51,620 Oooh. Oooh. 479 00:23:51,703 --> 00:23:54,331 - Are you good, O? - Ahhh! 480 00:23:55,874 --> 00:23:57,626 It moves when you move. 481 00:23:59,336 --> 00:24:01,046 MAN: It's wiggling. It's wiggling. 482 00:24:01,671 --> 00:24:02,672 Wiggle! 483 00:24:02,756 --> 00:24:04,358 JOHNNY: The best thing to do is take off running, Steve-O. 484 00:24:04,382 --> 00:24:06,277 - MAN: Lay down, Steve-O. - JOHNNY: Just take off running. 485 00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:10,222 Run, Steve-O. That's the only way the bees won't sting you. 486 00:24:10,305 --> 00:24:12,098 [LAUGHING] 487 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:18,271 STEVE-O: I got a fucking ballsack full of bee stingers, dude. 488 00:24:20,148 --> 00:24:21,900 Yeah, I got a fucking bunch of them. 489 00:24:21,983 --> 00:24:23,777 - MAN: Oh, Jesus. - Oh. 490 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,780 - [SCREAMS] - [LAUGHING] 491 00:24:29,324 --> 00:24:31,493 Hello, my name is Irving Zisman, 492 00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:33,620 and this is my good-for-nothing granddaughter 493 00:24:33,703 --> 00:24:36,331 and our not-so-handy handyman, Zach. 494 00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:39,334 Today we're gonna do a little furniture shopping. 495 00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:41,419 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 496 00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:48,486 ZACH: Hey, do you guys think this looks straight, or is it sorta, 497 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:50,071 - it's like if it was... - I think you would have to-- 498 00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:52,305 if you would hang the top left side, 499 00:24:52,389 --> 00:24:53,741 I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause... 500 00:24:53,765 --> 00:24:55,058 ZACH: Oh, okay, for sure. 501 00:24:55,225 --> 00:24:56,977 Is everything on sale? 502 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,330 Right now, I'm just doing the pillows. They're half price, but... 503 00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:00,474 JOHNNY: Oh, okay, thank you. 504 00:25:00,522 --> 00:25:01,958 But I'm sure everything might be on sale. 505 00:25:01,982 --> 00:25:02,983 JOHNNY: Okay. 506 00:25:06,278 --> 00:25:07,988 What is this over here? 507 00:25:11,324 --> 00:25:14,077 Oh. This is pretty good. 508 00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:17,372 A fella could have a pretty good time on this. 509 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:20,166 Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there? 510 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,918 [GRUNTING] 511 00:25:23,003 --> 00:25:24,629 [SCREAMING] 512 00:25:24,713 --> 00:25:26,381 - MAN 1: Oh, my God. - [SCREAMING] 513 00:25:28,258 --> 00:25:29,259 Oh, my God. 514 00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:31,344 MAN: What the hell happened? 515 00:25:31,428 --> 00:25:34,973 - JOHNNY: Ow! - ZACH: Are you okay? 516 00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:38,184 JOHNNY: I went up high as a moose's caboose. 517 00:25:39,019 --> 00:25:40,437 Oh, my God. 518 00:25:40,937 --> 00:25:42,772 - ZACH: Oh, my God. - JOHNNY: Did you do that? 519 00:25:42,856 --> 00:25:46,192 I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off. 520 00:25:46,276 --> 00:25:49,446 JOHNNY: You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man? 521 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:51,823 Grandpa, are you okay? 522 00:25:52,032 --> 00:25:53,491 JOHNNY: I was attacked. 523 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,578 He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there. 524 00:25:56,661 --> 00:25:58,621 - What? - STORE CLERK: See this thing right here? 525 00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:03,877 Your grandfather just sat on it and laid back. This guy, he fell down, 526 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,920 and he knocked your grandfather through the roof. 527 00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:08,757 RACHEL: Jesus, he does this shit all the time. 528 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:14,387 I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags. 529 00:26:14,471 --> 00:26:18,725 Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs. 530 00:26:19,184 --> 00:26:24,147 War dogs, new talent. One of them is about to get blown sky high. 531 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:26,983 The rest are gonna get really lucky and just sit comfortably. 532 00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:30,195 Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson. 533 00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:33,365 - Wee Man's going to space. - [LAUGHING] 534 00:26:33,448 --> 00:26:34,991 - Ah, shit. - Wow. 535 00:26:35,075 --> 00:26:36,618 Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man. 536 00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:38,703 How many times do we get to play? 537 00:26:39,954 --> 00:26:42,290 - Oh, this is probably a one'r. - Oh, it is. 538 00:26:42,374 --> 00:26:44,626 [LAUGHING] Shit. 539 00:26:44,709 --> 00:26:47,545 ["POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING] 540 00:26:50,090 --> 00:26:52,008 ROB: I am loving the energy, fellas. 541 00:26:52,092 --> 00:26:55,345 - MAN: Keep it up, nice twirl. - MAN 2: The happiness. 542 00:26:57,430 --> 00:26:58,431 MAN: Oh, shit. Get in it. 543 00:27:02,477 --> 00:27:04,187 JOHNNY: And let's keep going. 544 00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:07,774 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING] 545 00:27:13,488 --> 00:27:15,156 JOHNNY: Oh, find your chairs! 546 00:27:17,492 --> 00:27:18,993 One more time! 547 00:27:19,953 --> 00:27:21,579 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING] 548 00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:26,042 JOHNNY: What happened to the dance? 549 00:27:26,501 --> 00:27:30,338 - MAN: Just do it already. - Wee Man is not happy. 550 00:27:30,422 --> 00:27:32,006 JOHNNY: He's not happy. 551 00:27:32,090 --> 00:27:34,634 Wee Man, come on! Put some spirit in it. 552 00:27:34,717 --> 00:27:36,320 - WEE MAN: I'm spiriting it. - MAN 2: Yeah. 553 00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:37,345 MAN: Fuck it. 554 00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:39,013 - [EXPLOSION] - Oh! 555 00:27:39,097 --> 00:27:40,598 [LAUGHING] 556 00:27:40,932 --> 00:27:42,851 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING] 557 00:27:43,017 --> 00:27:44,185 RACHEL: Oh, my God. 558 00:27:45,645 --> 00:27:46,980 MAN: Holy fuck. 559 00:27:47,814 --> 00:27:48,898 [LAUGHS] Oh, God. 560 00:27:49,691 --> 00:27:51,651 - Oh, man. - JOHNNY: What happened to you? 561 00:27:52,402 --> 00:27:55,363 I believe he shot up and into the hole. 562 00:27:56,573 --> 00:28:02,203 JOHNNY: [LAUGHS] Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards? 563 00:28:02,287 --> 00:28:04,873 We have our champion. 564 00:28:04,956 --> 00:28:06,541 WEE MAN: I landed on all that shit. 565 00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:09,210 JOHNNY: Look at the safety precautions. 566 00:28:09,294 --> 00:28:13,173 I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal. 567 00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:14,549 MAN: We forgot that detail. 568 00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:19,471 Once upon a time, lived a father and son 569 00:28:19,554 --> 00:28:20,930 imprisoned on the island of Crete. 570 00:28:21,598 --> 00:28:24,809 Tired of life in the joint, the father had the son gather up feathers 571 00:28:24,893 --> 00:28:27,163 that were lying around the cell, and he made them both wings. 572 00:28:27,187 --> 00:28:30,648 And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever. 573 00:28:30,815 --> 00:28:34,319 But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth. 574 00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:35,820 The cannon. 575 00:28:35,904 --> 00:28:37,280 [LAUGHING] 576 00:28:38,239 --> 00:28:41,367 Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the flight of Icarus. 577 00:28:42,577 --> 00:28:45,163 And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics, 578 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:47,540 you're sadly mistaken, my friend. 579 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:51,002 - Mmm, mmm. - A little something for ya? 580 00:28:53,546 --> 00:28:54,940 They should just point it straight up. 581 00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:56,966 Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake. 582 00:28:57,592 --> 00:29:00,470 How big of an angle is it gonna be? 583 00:29:01,221 --> 00:29:03,973 STEVE-O: Oh, God, they're going to make it bad. 584 00:29:04,057 --> 00:29:06,643 - Oh, God, I can't take it! - Shit, man. 585 00:29:07,101 --> 00:29:09,854 - STEVE-O: Man, that's steep. - MAN: Holy shit, Knox. 586 00:29:09,938 --> 00:29:14,067 EVERYONE: In ten, nine, eight, 587 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:18,071 seven, six, five, four, 588 00:29:18,154 --> 00:29:22,492 three, two, one. Whooo! 589 00:29:22,992 --> 00:29:25,245 MAN: Yes! 590 00:29:26,663 --> 00:29:28,706 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING] 591 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,962 I felt like I got a 200-pound colonic up my ass. 592 00:29:34,045 --> 00:29:35,046 MAN: Oh, my God. 593 00:29:36,673 --> 00:29:38,800 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING] 594 00:29:39,634 --> 00:29:41,427 JASPER: You flew like an angel. 595 00:29:42,804 --> 00:29:45,473 CHRIS: Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky, 596 00:29:45,557 --> 00:29:47,392 and sure enough flew too close to the sun. 597 00:29:47,809 --> 00:29:49,644 And fell to his doom. 598 00:29:57,735 --> 00:29:59,362 EVERYONE: Ooooh! 599 00:30:01,614 --> 00:30:04,325 [LAUGHING] 600 00:30:05,285 --> 00:30:07,429 - MAN: That was rad, dude. - MAN 2: There's blood on the elbows. 601 00:30:07,453 --> 00:30:08,580 STEVE-O: Yeah, attaboy. 602 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:11,374 Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude. 603 00:30:11,457 --> 00:30:12,810 - MAN: Your legs okay? - ERIC: Yeah. 604 00:30:12,834 --> 00:30:14,586 Good job. 605 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:18,590 This is the quiet game. 606 00:30:18,673 --> 00:30:23,636 The object of this game is to remain completely silent. How was that? 607 00:30:24,262 --> 00:30:27,807 Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise? 608 00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:31,060 All right, well, let's get started. 609 00:30:31,144 --> 00:30:35,523 Rachel, your challenge in the quiet game is to lick the electric lollipop. 610 00:30:35,607 --> 00:30:37,275 Are you ready? 611 00:30:38,359 --> 00:30:40,028 [EXHALES SHARPLY] Jesus. 612 00:30:40,111 --> 00:30:41,654 [CRACKLING] 613 00:30:47,619 --> 00:30:50,246 [LAUGHING] Whooooaaah! 614 00:30:51,998 --> 00:30:55,209 Our first mime did really well. 615 00:30:55,293 --> 00:30:57,670 - Oh, yeah. - Way to go. 616 00:30:58,546 --> 00:30:59,672 WEE MAN: Yeah! 617 00:31:00,506 --> 00:31:02,133 - MAN: Bar's been set. - MAN 2: Damn! 618 00:31:02,216 --> 00:31:03,301 You'll be hard to beat. 619 00:31:05,553 --> 00:31:08,222 For our next challenge, our friend Jules here 620 00:31:08,306 --> 00:31:11,309 is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper. 621 00:31:13,269 --> 00:31:14,413 JOHNNY: What kind of snake is it? 622 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:15,813 JULES: It's a Texas Rat Snake. 623 00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:19,025 JOHNNY: He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies? 624 00:31:20,151 --> 00:31:21,986 [LAUGHING] 625 00:31:22,111 --> 00:31:23,196 Is that venomous? 626 00:31:23,613 --> 00:31:25,990 - Eh. - [LAUGHS] 627 00:31:28,117 --> 00:31:29,202 We ready? 628 00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:32,973 - JULES: Go, go, go. - JOHNNY: Go in for the kiss. 629 00:31:32,997 --> 00:31:34,224 JULES: You have to get in closer. 630 00:31:34,248 --> 00:31:35,667 - Closer. - Closer, closer. 631 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,252 JULES: Up and down, up and down. Up and down. 632 00:31:38,336 --> 00:31:40,713 JOHNNY: You know you don't-- You need to stay. Stay! 633 00:31:40,797 --> 00:31:41,881 MAN: Give him a kiss. 634 00:31:42,256 --> 00:31:43,525 - JULES: Move your head. - JOHNNY: Closer. 635 00:31:43,549 --> 00:31:45,189 - JULES: Move your head. - JOHNNY: Closer. 636 00:31:45,551 --> 00:31:46,779 MAN: Here it comes. Here it comes. 637 00:31:46,803 --> 00:31:49,138 - JOHNNY: Oh, my God. - One more. 638 00:31:49,222 --> 00:31:50,407 Get another one. Get another one. 639 00:31:50,431 --> 00:31:52,433 MAN: Go again. We didn't get it. 640 00:31:52,517 --> 00:31:54,036 Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude. 641 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,228 MAN: Oh, my God. 642 00:31:56,354 --> 00:31:58,554 - MAN: Work, work. You got this. - JULES: You can do it. 643 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:00,316 Right there. Touch his tail. 644 00:32:00,775 --> 00:32:01,859 Do it, come on, man. 645 00:32:02,443 --> 00:32:05,488 - Come on, man. - MAN: Oh, my goodness. 646 00:32:05,571 --> 00:32:06,656 MAN: A little kissy. 647 00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:07,824 MAN 2: Here it goes. 648 00:32:07,907 --> 00:32:10,451 - ALL: Oh! - [LAUGHING] 649 00:32:11,911 --> 00:32:13,079 JOHNNY: Oh, my goodness. 650 00:32:14,122 --> 00:32:17,875 JOHNNY: Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve-O. 651 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,002 I gotta save you! 652 00:32:20,086 --> 00:32:21,379 [CRACKLING] 653 00:32:24,465 --> 00:32:25,758 I am saving you. 654 00:32:25,925 --> 00:32:27,552 [LAUGHING] 655 00:32:28,344 --> 00:32:29,846 JOHNNY: I gotta save Jeff. 656 00:32:29,929 --> 00:32:31,723 [LAUGHING] 657 00:32:32,098 --> 00:32:33,141 [CRACKLING] 658 00:32:33,224 --> 00:32:36,644 Oh! Ow! 659 00:32:36,853 --> 00:32:37,979 MAN: Oh, fuck. 660 00:32:39,105 --> 00:32:40,481 I have one on me. 661 00:32:40,565 --> 00:32:42,005 - [LAUGHING] - I couldn't get it out. 662 00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:43,276 [LAUGHING] 663 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:48,740 So, confidence is very, very high with our third contestant, Steve-O, 664 00:32:48,823 --> 00:32:50,950 for the skateboard guillotine. 665 00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:53,244 [LAUGHING] 666 00:32:54,036 --> 00:32:55,496 Wow. 667 00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:57,165 He's talking smack. 668 00:32:57,248 --> 00:32:58,608 Some mime shit-talking over there. 669 00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:00,084 [LAUGHING] 670 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:03,546 Huh? 671 00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,131 MAN: All the way. 672 00:33:07,508 --> 00:33:08,760 All the way? 673 00:33:12,096 --> 00:33:14,307 [LAUGHING] 674 00:33:14,390 --> 00:33:16,225 - MAN: He's bold. - MAN 2: Wow. 675 00:33:16,851 --> 00:33:18,996 - JOHNNY: He's very cocky, this guy. - MAN: Get your feet up. 676 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:21,814 JOHNNY: All right, on three! 677 00:33:22,732 --> 00:33:23,733 Aaaaah! 678 00:33:24,108 --> 00:33:26,360 [LAUGHING] 679 00:33:28,613 --> 00:33:31,532 STEVE-O: I forgot to be fucking quiet, dude. 680 00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:33,284 Aaaaah! 681 00:33:33,618 --> 00:33:37,330 Well, we have our winners, and we have Steve-O. 682 00:33:37,413 --> 00:33:39,081 [LAUGHING] 683 00:33:43,628 --> 00:33:46,672 JEFF: [SINGSONG] Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy. 684 00:33:46,756 --> 00:33:49,383 He's a gnarly superstar. 685 00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:51,552 - Zackass. - [LAUGHING] 686 00:33:51,636 --> 00:33:54,931 [SINGSONG] There's nothing he won't do. Zackass. 687 00:33:55,223 --> 00:33:57,308 He'll jump in cactus for you. 688 00:33:57,391 --> 00:34:00,144 Oh! [GROANING] 689 00:34:00,728 --> 00:34:02,104 [LAUGHING] 690 00:34:02,188 --> 00:34:05,650 CHRIS: [SINGSONG] While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach! 691 00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,276 [LAUGHING] 692 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,463 [SINGSONG] The Jackass guys are getting old, we paid our dues, 693 00:34:09,487 --> 00:34:11,489 so we're handing the torch to you. 694 00:34:11,572 --> 00:34:13,658 [LAUGHING] 695 00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:14,951 All right. 696 00:34:17,328 --> 00:34:18,329 MAN: Man, that was good. 697 00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,141 MAN: What are you going to be doing today? 698 00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:27,213 Hit somebody in the nuts. 699 00:34:29,006 --> 00:34:33,511 Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane. 700 00:34:33,594 --> 00:34:34,804 MAN: Does Ehren know this? 701 00:34:34,887 --> 00:34:37,765 No, I told Ehren it was a lightweight. [LAUGHING] 702 00:34:37,849 --> 00:34:41,102 I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that. 703 00:34:43,771 --> 00:34:45,147 MAN: All right, he's coming, guys. 704 00:34:48,359 --> 00:34:49,944 That's not a fucking lightweight. 705 00:34:50,027 --> 00:34:52,989 What are you guys talking about? What? No! 706 00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:56,284 What's going on here? You guys can't... 707 00:34:57,159 --> 00:35:01,205 Almost 20 years ago today, we filmed the original cup test. 708 00:35:01,289 --> 00:35:04,041 Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test. 709 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:05,877 Oh! [LAUGHING] 710 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,420 Oh! [LAUGHING] 711 00:35:07,503 --> 00:35:09,005 Oh! [LAUGHING] 712 00:35:09,088 --> 00:35:13,509 And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit. 713 00:35:14,302 --> 00:35:16,220 This is the cup test. 714 00:35:17,722 --> 00:35:19,432 Ah! [LAUGHING] 715 00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:21,392 I love how you're just smiling at him. 716 00:35:21,475 --> 00:35:23,019 [LAUGHING] 717 00:35:25,438 --> 00:35:28,399 I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded. 718 00:35:28,858 --> 00:35:30,359 STEVE-O: Francis Ngannou's punch 719 00:35:30,443 --> 00:35:34,322 is the equivalent of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed. 720 00:35:34,906 --> 00:35:38,826 - His punch is the equivalent-- - Wait. You don't need to read that now. 721 00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:40,912 [LAUGHING] 722 00:35:42,246 --> 00:35:44,665 STEVE-O: You're about to be hit by a car, Ehren. 723 00:35:44,749 --> 00:35:45,917 [LAUGHING] 724 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,084 MAN: All right, fight fans. 725 00:35:50,922 --> 00:35:52,465 Oh! 726 00:35:54,467 --> 00:35:56,427 - [EHREN SCREAMS] - [LAUGHING] 727 00:35:57,762 --> 00:35:58,864 Did you hear something break? 728 00:35:58,888 --> 00:36:04,352 Yeah, I heard this crack. I thought it was the cup. 729 00:36:05,269 --> 00:36:07,915 JOHNNY: Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding? 730 00:36:07,939 --> 00:36:09,357 FRANCIS: Oh, yeah. 731 00:36:10,316 --> 00:36:13,277 Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose. 732 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,364 MAN: Eric, what's about to go down here? 733 00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:20,785 Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher. 734 00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:22,995 She's gonna, like, pitch a softball at his balls. 735 00:36:23,579 --> 00:36:26,040 Oh! [LAUGHING] 736 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,669 We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here, 737 00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:30,753 you know what I mean? 738 00:36:30,836 --> 00:36:33,631 This ain't a Mensa convention. We're getting down and dirty! 739 00:36:33,714 --> 00:36:36,467 I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test. 740 00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:39,011 - Let's do it. - EHREN: Play ball! 741 00:36:41,263 --> 00:36:43,265 She can't wait to hit him in the dick. 742 00:36:47,228 --> 00:36:48,896 ALL: Oh! 743 00:36:49,063 --> 00:36:50,481 That was all thigh. 744 00:36:51,732 --> 00:36:53,609 DANIELLE: Don't turn! That would have hit him! 745 00:36:53,693 --> 00:36:55,069 You turned into-- 746 00:36:55,152 --> 00:36:57,196 MAN: What, you can't quit already! 747 00:36:57,279 --> 00:36:58,698 DANIELLE: That would have hit him! 748 00:36:58,781 --> 00:36:59,925 That would have hit you in the ding-ding 749 00:36:59,949 --> 00:37:01,549 and you would have been done for the day. 750 00:37:01,575 --> 00:37:02,952 It's a softball. 751 00:37:03,035 --> 00:37:05,079 There's nothing soft about this fucking ball, 752 00:37:05,162 --> 00:37:06,163 it's just bigger. 753 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,958 [ALL GROAN] 754 00:37:12,378 --> 00:37:14,547 MAN: She keeps hitting him in the same exact spot. 755 00:37:15,214 --> 00:37:17,758 You're moving, dude! Why'd you move? 756 00:37:17,842 --> 00:37:18,926 I don't know! 757 00:37:19,010 --> 00:37:20,845 [ALL LAUGH] 758 00:37:22,013 --> 00:37:23,365 MAN: Don't hang brains out of the side-- 759 00:37:23,389 --> 00:37:25,850 I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around. 760 00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,728 Well, you're wearing it backwards, or upside-down. 761 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,147 I don't need physics from you guys right now. 762 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:33,357 - Physics. - [ALL LAUGH] 763 00:37:37,069 --> 00:37:38,070 [ALL SHOUTING] 764 00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:39,530 Fuck, yeah! Let's go! 765 00:37:40,448 --> 00:37:41,615 Oh, God! 766 00:37:42,324 --> 00:37:44,285 [CHEERING] 767 00:37:46,245 --> 00:37:47,455 JOHNNY: Ehren! 768 00:37:47,538 --> 00:37:49,165 What the fuck, dude! 769 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,667 No, no, no, time out! 770 00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:54,462 Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked. 771 00:37:54,879 --> 00:37:55,880 You're done. 772 00:37:57,465 --> 00:38:00,634 I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban. 773 00:38:00,718 --> 00:38:02,720 This is the hockey cup test. 774 00:38:03,929 --> 00:38:06,599 - [ALL HOOTING] - Yeah! 775 00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:08,768 EHREN: Come on! 776 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,686 [ALL LAUGHING] 777 00:38:19,236 --> 00:38:21,280 [ALL LAUGHING AND GROANING] 778 00:38:24,158 --> 00:38:25,993 P.K. SUBBAN: That was about 85 miles per hour. 779 00:38:26,077 --> 00:38:28,746 EHREN: Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out. 780 00:38:29,705 --> 00:38:32,166 What the fuck, man. That was insane. 781 00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,144 P.K. SUBBAN: Now I'm gonna go for your nuts. 782 00:38:34,168 --> 00:38:35,419 EHREN: Oh, God. 783 00:38:37,088 --> 00:38:38,506 Fuck you, Ehren! 784 00:38:40,091 --> 00:38:41,926 - [GROANING] - [HORN SOUNDING] 785 00:38:44,261 --> 00:38:46,222 [GROANING] 786 00:38:48,516 --> 00:38:50,184 [LAUGHING] 787 00:38:51,352 --> 00:38:52,478 We got him! 788 00:38:53,104 --> 00:38:54,271 That a boy! 789 00:38:58,275 --> 00:39:02,071 We got the "whambulance" coming for you if you don't get to this next bit. 790 00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:04,824 Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue 791 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:06,867 I will stand up and walk away. 792 00:39:06,951 --> 00:39:08,869 JOHNNY: He's going to take his nuts and go home? 793 00:39:08,953 --> 00:39:10,704 [LAUGHING] 794 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:17,044 - MAN: Sneak up on it. - Teasing. He's teasing. 795 00:39:17,128 --> 00:39:19,171 - [YELPS] - [ALL LAUGH] 796 00:39:19,255 --> 00:39:20,297 MAN: Whoa! 797 00:39:23,008 --> 00:39:24,009 MAN: Perfect! 798 00:39:24,385 --> 00:39:26,145 - MAN: Oh! [LAUGHS] - MAN 2: Oh, my goodness. 799 00:39:27,138 --> 00:39:29,890 - [GROANS] - [LAUGHING] 800 00:39:30,349 --> 00:39:31,684 Oh, dude! 801 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,146 His nuts are bleeding. We got blood. 802 00:39:35,229 --> 00:39:37,398 Dude. I'm sorry, dude. 803 00:39:37,481 --> 00:39:40,276 Fuck, this cup sucked. 804 00:39:41,735 --> 00:39:44,530 This is the worst cup of them all. 805 00:39:44,613 --> 00:39:47,116 I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude. 806 00:39:47,199 --> 00:39:48,868 [LAUGHING] 807 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,744 MAN: That cup sucks. 808 00:39:50,828 --> 00:39:53,497 MAN 2: Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground. 809 00:39:53,581 --> 00:39:55,499 Oh, my God! 810 00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:57,877 Fuck, dude. 811 00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,296 MAN: Oh. Ooh! 812 00:40:01,172 --> 00:40:03,007 - [GAGGING, RETCHING] - MAN 2: Lance? 813 00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:04,425 How you doing, Lance? 814 00:40:04,925 --> 00:40:06,302 [GURGLING] 815 00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:08,793 Let me have your camera, Lance. 816 00:40:09,430 --> 00:40:10,890 [GAGGING] 817 00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:14,685 Can I get another mask? 818 00:40:14,768 --> 00:40:17,021 JOHNNY: Can Lance get another mask? 819 00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:22,088 You guys got any predictions who we might get today with this? 820 00:40:23,027 --> 00:40:25,196 I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys 821 00:40:25,279 --> 00:40:27,114 pretty hard all week so... 822 00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:30,201 their nerves are pretty well shot. 823 00:40:31,368 --> 00:40:34,371 If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today, 824 00:40:34,455 --> 00:40:35,456 they're pretty... 825 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:40,085 They're pretty less intelligent than I thought. 826 00:40:40,836 --> 00:40:42,671 We're gonna build Cobra Kai Dojos 827 00:40:42,755 --> 00:40:44,475 - all over this valley. - Hell yeah, we are. 828 00:40:44,548 --> 00:40:45,609 MAN: I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen-- 829 00:40:45,633 --> 00:40:46,884 MAN 2: I'm gonna watch it. 830 00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:48,302 Miyagi, Miyagi's Dojo-- 831 00:40:48,385 --> 00:40:50,137 Wee Man would totally be a Cobra Kai. 832 00:40:50,221 --> 00:40:52,556 MAN 1: He's not even worried about it. 833 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:54,141 Cobra Kai rules. 834 00:40:54,308 --> 00:40:55,976 [EXPLOSION] 835 00:40:56,602 --> 00:40:58,604 [LAUGHING] 836 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,397 MAN: Oh, yeah! 837 00:41:01,315 --> 00:41:02,983 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 838 00:41:08,781 --> 00:41:10,032 - Oh. - MAN 2: Wow! 839 00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:13,410 - JOHNNY: What happened? - I don't know, dude. 840 00:41:13,744 --> 00:41:16,163 - Oh, my God. - I was trying to take a shit. 841 00:41:16,330 --> 00:41:17,873 [LAUGHING] 842 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,793 Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up. 843 00:41:22,086 --> 00:41:23,712 As if life is not hard enough. 844 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,386 To fart or not to fart. That is the question. 845 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,221 Well, I hope to... 846 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:36,141 'cause we've been trying to get this bit for 14 years, 847 00:41:36,725 --> 00:41:38,477 trying to light a fart underwater. 848 00:41:39,311 --> 00:41:40,938 Since Jackass Number Two. 849 00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:43,107 Get your fucking ass up there. 850 00:41:43,190 --> 00:41:44,566 Just let me do it, okay? 851 00:41:46,402 --> 00:41:47,403 [YELLING] 852 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,656 [LAUGHING] 853 00:41:52,283 --> 00:41:54,827 - Oh, God. - I didn't mean to do that. 854 00:41:54,994 --> 00:41:56,453 Who didn't see that coming? 855 00:41:57,162 --> 00:41:59,999 I'm very excited because we are lighting 856 00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:02,710 the first-ever fart underwater. 857 00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:04,878 And Tory Belleci is here today 858 00:42:04,962 --> 00:42:06,422 to help us achieve our dream. 859 00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:07,798 It's good to have dreams. 860 00:42:08,632 --> 00:42:11,051 All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank, 861 00:42:11,135 --> 00:42:12,594 and when they fart, 862 00:42:12,678 --> 00:42:14,555 that glass dome is our fart catcher. 863 00:42:14,638 --> 00:42:18,600 Inside there, we have a little bit of oxygen and a spark. 864 00:42:18,684 --> 00:42:20,352 And so hopefully, once that methane gas 865 00:42:20,436 --> 00:42:22,521 gets caught in there, it will ignite, 866 00:42:22,604 --> 00:42:25,691 and we'll get the underwater exploding fart. 867 00:42:26,317 --> 00:42:28,253 - Yo, Steve-O, are you ready? - You ready to make history? 868 00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:30,213 I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens. 869 00:42:30,237 --> 00:42:32,364 Oh, my goodness, we're about to make history 870 00:42:32,448 --> 00:42:33,449 with Steve-O. 871 00:42:33,657 --> 00:42:37,036 Okay, make sure his feet look good. 872 00:42:37,202 --> 00:42:39,079 - Ready? - STEVE-O: Yeah, I'm ready. 873 00:42:39,163 --> 00:42:41,415 - It's in there, man. - Remember to give us a countdown. 874 00:42:41,498 --> 00:42:42,499 It's in there. 875 00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:45,127 How was work today, honey? 876 00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:47,212 [LAUGHING] 877 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,131 [GROANING] 878 00:42:51,008 --> 00:42:52,277 STEVE-O: I know I'm gonna get it. 879 00:42:52,301 --> 00:42:53,302 Just relax. 880 00:42:53,385 --> 00:42:55,429 ALL: Ooooh! 881 00:42:55,512 --> 00:42:56,764 We got a fart! 882 00:42:56,847 --> 00:42:58,599 [GROANING] 883 00:42:58,682 --> 00:43:01,852 Oh, that was a huge one. 884 00:43:01,935 --> 00:43:04,039 - Wow. They're like ten, dude. - They're perfect bombs. 885 00:43:04,063 --> 00:43:06,648 There's not enough methane in his fart. 886 00:43:06,732 --> 00:43:08,859 The spark in that bowl is going nonstop though, 887 00:43:08,942 --> 00:43:10,819 so we just need to catch enough farts. 888 00:43:11,904 --> 00:43:13,447 ALL: Oooh! 889 00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:14,852 TORY: The farts aren't igniting. 890 00:43:15,074 --> 00:43:17,368 - We need an open flame. - STEVE-O: Yeah, bring it in. 891 00:43:22,414 --> 00:43:23,749 This won't hurt a bit. 892 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:30,214 [BUBBLING] 893 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,925 Come on, O. 894 00:43:35,302 --> 00:43:36,345 [YELLING] 895 00:43:36,428 --> 00:43:37,530 MAN: There it goes. Catch it. 896 00:43:37,554 --> 00:43:38,889 Yeah. Get it. Get it! 897 00:43:39,223 --> 00:43:40,682 [LAUGHING] 898 00:43:40,933 --> 00:43:42,184 - [EXPLOSION] - [LAUGHING] 899 00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:44,853 [CHEERING] 900 00:43:46,438 --> 00:43:49,316 What was that? Was that it? Was that it? 901 00:43:49,817 --> 00:43:50,818 - Yes! - Dude! 902 00:43:50,984 --> 00:43:52,778 I'm not a fucking scientist, man, 903 00:43:52,861 --> 00:43:54,613 but that sounded pretty sweet. 904 00:43:56,698 --> 00:43:57,950 How did that explode? 905 00:43:58,033 --> 00:43:59,993 The spark in the fart catcher exploded it. 906 00:44:00,077 --> 00:44:01,954 - [EXPLOSION] - [LAUGHING] 907 00:44:02,329 --> 00:44:05,207 STEVE-O: That fucking really rocked my balls. That's for sure. 908 00:44:05,290 --> 00:44:06,834 [LAUGHING] 909 00:44:09,128 --> 00:44:10,379 All right, Jaws, you ready? 910 00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:12,131 Three. 911 00:44:13,132 --> 00:44:14,216 Two. 912 00:44:15,634 --> 00:44:16,927 One. 913 00:44:20,264 --> 00:44:22,307 [YELLING] 914 00:44:22,391 --> 00:44:23,976 - JAWS: Jesus Christ! - I got you. 915 00:44:24,059 --> 00:44:25,310 JAWS: What the fuck! 916 00:44:26,061 --> 00:44:27,497 JOHNNY: Dude, I was like, "Catch him." 917 00:44:27,521 --> 00:44:29,314 [MOANING] 918 00:44:29,898 --> 00:44:31,191 - Wow. - Are you okay? 919 00:44:31,275 --> 00:44:32,401 - Yeah. - Yeah? 920 00:44:32,484 --> 00:44:34,361 Dude... Where were you? 921 00:44:34,445 --> 00:44:35,821 - I'm just... I... - [LAUGHING] 922 00:44:35,904 --> 00:44:37,406 [LAUGHS] Where were you? 923 00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:41,577 MAN: What's going on, Jasper? 924 00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:44,163 So today we got my dad, Dark Shark, on set and honestly 925 00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:46,415 - I don't think he's gonna like it. - MAN: Why not? 926 00:44:46,498 --> 00:44:49,293 So you know my dad, ex-convict, ex-gang banger, 927 00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:51,295 doesn't fear anything except for like, 928 00:44:51,378 --> 00:44:53,881 he kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders, 929 00:44:53,964 --> 00:44:56,383 cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood. 930 00:44:56,467 --> 00:44:57,926 So we're gonna fuck with him today 931 00:44:58,010 --> 00:44:59,094 and it should be good. 932 00:45:00,053 --> 00:45:04,516 All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad. 933 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,269 He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet. 934 00:45:07,728 --> 00:45:10,147 You look scareder than me and this is your shit. 935 00:45:10,898 --> 00:45:12,483 JOHNNY: Shall we begin taping, fellas? 936 00:45:12,691 --> 00:45:14,919 I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back. 937 00:45:14,943 --> 00:45:17,196 - JOHNNY: Not too tight. - JASPER: I got you a job! 938 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,382 Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over. 939 00:45:19,406 --> 00:45:20,699 I got you a job! 940 00:45:20,866 --> 00:45:22,343 If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me 941 00:45:22,367 --> 00:45:23,660 - if I flip the chair over? - No. 942 00:45:23,744 --> 00:45:25,370 No, you gotta be careful with the spider. 943 00:45:25,996 --> 00:45:27,765 - Can't hurt the spider. - I'm just worried about breathing, man. 944 00:45:27,789 --> 00:45:29,500 I don't even like handcuffs on me no more. 945 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:30,810 JASPER: Dude, I don't think we gotta-- 946 00:45:30,834 --> 00:45:32,434 JOHNNY: Okay. We're gonna leave the tape. 947 00:45:32,461 --> 00:45:33,629 JASPER: You got it, dog. 948 00:45:33,712 --> 00:45:35,964 JOHNNY: All right, here we go, fellas. 949 00:45:37,591 --> 00:45:39,777 - JASPER: How is that? - DARK SHARK: Oh shit, hell, nah. 950 00:45:39,801 --> 00:45:41,970 JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take 951 00:45:42,054 --> 00:45:43,823 - the bite from the spider. - DARK SHARK: What? 952 00:45:43,847 --> 00:45:44,848 JOHNNY: Yeah. 953 00:45:45,641 --> 00:45:48,185 - Jules, can you bring in the spider? - Love to. 954 00:45:48,435 --> 00:45:50,437 You got it, Dark Shark. You got it, man. 955 00:45:50,521 --> 00:45:52,814 JULES: This one is an absolute bastard. 956 00:45:52,898 --> 00:45:53,982 Oh, hell, nah. 957 00:45:54,399 --> 00:45:55,943 JOHNNY: All right. Let's go. 958 00:45:56,944 --> 00:45:59,196 JULES: On the count of three. One, two, three. 959 00:46:00,572 --> 00:46:03,700 [YELLING, LAUGHTER] 960 00:46:06,495 --> 00:46:08,288 JOHNNY: Don't move, Dark Shark. 961 00:46:09,790 --> 00:46:11,250 Dark Shark, stay down. 962 00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:14,169 [SCREAMING] 963 00:46:15,212 --> 00:46:16,672 Oh, shit! 964 00:46:17,631 --> 00:46:19,049 JASPER: Chill, chill, chill! 965 00:46:20,551 --> 00:46:22,970 You got it, chill! 966 00:46:25,222 --> 00:46:26,640 It's not gonna touch you. 967 00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:28,809 [LAUGHING] 968 00:46:29,268 --> 00:46:31,520 Ow! Ow! 969 00:46:31,979 --> 00:46:35,023 [LAUGHING] 970 00:46:37,150 --> 00:46:39,611 Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me? 971 00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:41,196 I think he passed out. 972 00:46:41,321 --> 00:46:43,699 MAN: Dark Shark, you gotta let go! 973 00:46:43,782 --> 00:46:46,785 You gotta let go! Sit down. Calm down. There you go. 974 00:46:46,868 --> 00:46:48,996 Oh, my God. Don't hurt the spider. 975 00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:51,683 JOHNNY: Dark Shark, if you let go of me, I will get the spider out. 976 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:53,834 - DARK SHARK: Who is that? - JASPER: It's Johnny. 977 00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:55,919 There you go. We all day. Guess what? 978 00:46:56,086 --> 00:46:57,462 JOHNNY: Okay, I'll get it. 979 00:46:57,921 --> 00:46:59,131 I'm gonna pull him out. 980 00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:02,676 - He's out, he's out, he's out. - He's out! 981 00:47:03,552 --> 00:47:06,471 All right, we have our winner. 982 00:47:06,847 --> 00:47:08,974 - Dark Shark! - [CHEERING] 983 00:47:09,057 --> 00:47:11,310 How the fuck is he gonna be the winner? 984 00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:12,769 - Oh, no. - Get it off me. 985 00:47:12,853 --> 00:47:14,187 How is he the winner? 986 00:47:14,354 --> 00:47:15,954 Ehren has to take a bite from the spider. 987 00:47:16,023 --> 00:47:18,233 - I didn't do anything. Jesus. - This man was brave. 988 00:47:18,317 --> 00:47:22,487 - Brave? The spider went in his helmet! - Great job, Dark Shark. 989 00:47:22,654 --> 00:47:24,406 [APPLAUSE] 990 00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:28,410 And I was like, it was either my life or yours. 991 00:47:28,493 --> 00:47:30,662 I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man. 992 00:47:31,163 --> 00:47:33,332 I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like, 993 00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:34,958 I feel like grabbing his ass. 994 00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:36,501 [LAUGHS] The bastard. 995 00:47:36,585 --> 00:47:38,253 JOHNNY: So where should it bite him? 996 00:47:38,337 --> 00:47:40,380 Just do it on my arm. It's fine. 997 00:47:40,464 --> 00:47:42,382 - Well... - Have it crawl onto my arm. 998 00:47:42,591 --> 00:47:43,884 - Nipples! - I just won't do it. 999 00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:46,303 Nipple. I like nipple. Nipple. 1000 00:47:46,386 --> 00:47:48,221 Just give it, just do a boob. 1001 00:47:48,305 --> 00:47:49,514 All right. Fine. 1002 00:47:49,598 --> 00:47:50,849 [LAUGHING] 1003 00:47:51,099 --> 00:47:52,851 Nipple, no. Boob, sure. 1004 00:47:54,603 --> 00:47:56,243 DARK SHARK: Is he gonna bite him for real? 1005 00:47:56,563 --> 00:47:57,564 EHREN: Oh, my God. 1006 00:47:57,648 --> 00:47:59,368 Oh, yeah, your man titties are looking dope. 1007 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:00,525 Oh, man. 1008 00:48:00,609 --> 00:48:02,611 MAN: Oh, my God. Look at his fangs. 1009 00:48:02,694 --> 00:48:04,196 I don't wanna see the fangs. 1010 00:48:04,279 --> 00:48:05,839 JOHNNY: Make sure Ehren sees the fangs. 1011 00:48:05,906 --> 00:48:07,383 EHREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! 1012 00:48:07,407 --> 00:48:09,701 JOHNNY: No, you, no. Ehren, lay down. 1013 00:48:09,785 --> 00:48:11,828 - Wait a minute. - Oh, look at the venom! 1014 00:48:11,912 --> 00:48:12,972 JULES: I'll show you the venom while it's there. 1015 00:48:12,996 --> 00:48:13,997 JASPER: Yeah. 1016 00:48:14,081 --> 00:48:15,332 JOHNNY: Oh, my God. 1017 00:48:15,499 --> 00:48:17,352 EHREN: Here, hold my hand, Steve-O. Hold my hand. 1018 00:48:17,376 --> 00:48:20,003 - MAN: Hold my hand, Steve-O. - WEE MAN: Hold his hand, Steve-O. 1019 00:48:20,087 --> 00:48:23,256 - STEVE-O: Pierce that nipple. - JULES: One, two, three. 1020 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:24,549 [EHREN SCREAMS] 1021 00:48:24,675 --> 00:48:26,259 - [GROANING] - MAN: Shit! 1022 00:48:27,052 --> 00:48:28,261 [SCREAMS CONTINUE] 1023 00:48:29,096 --> 00:48:31,139 - Oh, shit! - JOHNNY: Stay, stay. 1024 00:48:31,598 --> 00:48:32,849 STEVE-O: Did it go in or no? 1025 00:48:32,933 --> 00:48:34,661 - JULES: Oh, yeah. - STEVE-O: Fuckin' went in. 1026 00:48:34,685 --> 00:48:37,104 JOHNNY: You went from a triple A to a B on this side. 1027 00:48:37,187 --> 00:48:38,689 - [LAUGHING] - MAN: Yeah, Ehren. 1028 00:48:40,023 --> 00:48:41,900 - Watch out, Ehren! - [EHREN SCREAMS] 1029 00:48:42,317 --> 00:48:44,170 MAN: Oh, my God, I thought it was the real thing. 1030 00:48:44,194 --> 00:48:45,821 EHREN: I'm done! I'm done! I can't. 1031 00:48:46,488 --> 00:48:47,614 I'm outta here. 1032 00:48:47,698 --> 00:48:49,491 No more of this spider crap. I'm out. 1033 00:48:49,574 --> 00:48:50,992 [EHREN SCREAMS] 1034 00:48:57,541 --> 00:48:58,583 JOHNNY: Excuse me, ma'am? 1035 00:48:59,042 --> 00:49:01,962 I need to get my basket closer to this pole. 1036 00:49:02,045 --> 00:49:04,423 - Do you think you can help me, ma'am? - Sure. 1037 00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:07,718 There's a red handle at the back of this truck. 1038 00:49:07,801 --> 00:49:10,303 - It's more of a pinky orange. - This one? 1039 00:49:10,387 --> 00:49:12,556 Yeah, just pull back on it just a little. 1040 00:49:12,639 --> 00:49:14,433 Wait, should I do reverse? 1041 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:16,226 Yeah, do the reverse. 1042 00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:19,229 Yeah, no, no! Oh, that was-- Noooo! 1043 00:49:19,312 --> 00:49:20,897 Oh, why did you hit the red one? 1044 00:49:20,981 --> 00:49:22,691 Ow! Ow! 1045 00:49:22,774 --> 00:49:23,775 Help! 1046 00:49:23,859 --> 00:49:25,444 - Help! - Help me! 1047 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,070 Hit the lever! Hit the lever! 1048 00:49:27,154 --> 00:49:28,572 Hit the blue! Hit the override! 1049 00:49:28,655 --> 00:49:30,240 I don't know where the blue is? 1050 00:49:30,323 --> 00:49:31,783 Are you color blind? 1051 00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:34,786 - Please, help me! - I'm trying to help you, sir! 1052 00:49:34,870 --> 00:49:36,872 Just do the override like it says! 1053 00:49:36,997 --> 00:49:38,999 It doesn't say shit here! 1054 00:49:39,082 --> 00:49:41,376 Pop to the right, then slide! 1055 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:43,128 Pop and slide! 1056 00:49:43,211 --> 00:49:45,255 - [EXPLOSION] - [SCREAMING] 1057 00:49:45,338 --> 00:49:47,299 You just got me electrocuted! 1058 00:49:47,382 --> 00:49:49,676 Oh, my ass! 1059 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,471 - You forgot the slide. - God bless! 1060 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:54,723 I don't want to touch anything because I don't know-- 1061 00:49:54,806 --> 00:49:57,350 You gotta touch something! I gotta get down from here! 1062 00:49:57,434 --> 00:49:58,435 Which one? 1063 00:49:58,518 --> 00:50:00,121 Well, don't hit the ones you been hitting! 1064 00:50:00,145 --> 00:50:01,785 'Cause you've been hitting the wrong ones! 1065 00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:05,233 - I don't know what I'm doing. - JOHNNY: Well, clearly! 1066 00:50:07,027 --> 00:50:08,987 Did you see Dirty Dancing? 1067 00:50:09,696 --> 00:50:12,032 No. The old one, you mean with the chair? 1068 00:50:12,115 --> 00:50:13,116 - The only one. - Yeah. 1069 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,201 - [LAUGHING] - Yeah. 1070 00:50:14,284 --> 00:50:15,285 That's Flashdance. 1071 00:50:15,368 --> 00:50:16,995 Oh, Flashdance is what I'm thinking. 1072 00:50:17,078 --> 00:50:19,289 Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze. 1073 00:50:19,372 --> 00:50:22,250 For the final dance she runs at them. 1074 00:50:22,334 --> 00:50:23,794 She runs to Patrick Swayze, 1075 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,463 and he catches her and he lifts her off the ground. 1076 00:50:26,546 --> 00:50:27,547 Okay. 1077 00:50:27,672 --> 00:50:29,901 - Can you do that with Preston? - I think I could do it with Preston. 1078 00:50:29,925 --> 00:50:32,761 MAN: Yeah, work it out a little bit. I want more than just a big jump. 1079 00:50:36,890 --> 00:50:39,309 - [LOUD FART] - Oh, my God. I just shit my pants. 1080 00:50:39,392 --> 00:50:42,062 - Shut up. - You're joking, right? 1081 00:50:43,355 --> 00:50:45,357 - [LAUGHING] - JOHNNY: Did you really? 1082 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,151 I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants. 1083 00:50:48,652 --> 00:50:50,862 - MAN: He did. He really did. - I just shit my pants. 1084 00:50:51,238 --> 00:50:52,572 I fucking shit my pants. 1085 00:50:52,656 --> 00:50:53,907 - Why did you? - Oh, my God. 1086 00:50:54,324 --> 00:50:56,243 - Why did you shit your... - I didn't mean to. 1087 00:50:57,244 --> 00:50:58,411 Oh, man. 1088 00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:01,206 Technically, you shit our pants. 1089 00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:04,501 The show must go on. I don't see how that stops this. 1090 00:51:04,584 --> 00:51:06,795 - [LAUGHING] - Let's go on. 1091 00:51:06,878 --> 00:51:08,481 - PRESTON: Ah, it's so gross. - [COUGHING] 1092 00:51:08,505 --> 00:51:10,757 - Ah, dude. - It's so fucking gross. 1093 00:51:11,341 --> 00:51:14,678 - MAN: You're full of shit. - [GAGGING] 1094 00:51:15,595 --> 00:51:18,315 PRESTON: I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day. 1095 00:51:18,348 --> 00:51:20,183 [LAUGHING] 1096 00:51:20,267 --> 00:51:22,936 - [RETCHING] - JOHNNY: We might be losing Lance again. 1097 00:51:23,687 --> 00:51:25,897 - [LAUGHING] - [GAGGING] 1098 00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:27,941 MAN 2: Oh, my goodness. 1099 00:51:28,233 --> 00:51:29,609 WEE MAN: Oh, yuck. 1100 00:51:30,443 --> 00:51:32,404 JOHNNY: Oh, my God! 1101 00:51:33,071 --> 00:51:34,447 I'm a grown man. 1102 00:51:35,115 --> 00:51:36,783 I'm fucking 51 years old. 1103 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,952 Lance, we need a closer shot of it. 1104 00:51:39,744 --> 00:51:41,746 MAN: Oh! Oh, yuck. 1105 00:51:44,416 --> 00:51:46,896 CHRIS: Preston should have pooped before he came to work today. 1106 00:51:47,377 --> 00:51:50,130 Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm. 1107 00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:52,674 Marker. 1108 00:51:54,676 --> 00:51:56,428 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville, 1109 00:51:56,511 --> 00:51:57,888 and this is the marching band. 1110 00:51:58,763 --> 00:52:00,849 [HYDRAULIC WHIRRING] 1111 00:52:00,974 --> 00:52:02,225 Ladies! 1112 00:52:02,309 --> 00:52:05,645 [BRASS BAND PLAYS OFF-BEAT AND OFF-KEY] 1113 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,573 [GRUNTS] 1114 00:52:18,241 --> 00:52:19,659 [GROANS] 1115 00:52:19,743 --> 00:52:20,911 [YELPS] 1116 00:52:21,077 --> 00:52:22,287 [GRUNTS] 1117 00:52:22,871 --> 00:52:24,039 Ugh! 1118 00:52:25,123 --> 00:52:26,791 That happened so fast! 1119 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,501 [GROANING] 1120 00:52:29,753 --> 00:52:31,087 Damn, I got a hard head. 1121 00:52:32,756 --> 00:52:34,174 Oh, my God. You all right? 1122 00:52:34,299 --> 00:52:36,843 - Yeah, I'm fine. - CHRIS: Oh, my God. He's bleeding. 1123 00:52:37,218 --> 00:52:38,553 My hair line is receding. 1124 00:52:39,054 --> 00:52:40,138 Steve-O, are you okay? 1125 00:52:41,514 --> 00:52:42,807 You all right, Steve-O? 1126 00:52:42,891 --> 00:52:44,035 - MAN 1: Oh, dude. - MAN 2: Yo, you okay? 1127 00:52:44,059 --> 00:52:45,143 Holy shit. 1128 00:52:48,021 --> 00:52:50,440 JOHNNY: Man, that happened fast. 1129 00:52:53,777 --> 00:52:56,237 All that practicing, right out the window. 1130 00:52:57,405 --> 00:53:00,533 I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing. 1131 00:53:01,910 --> 00:53:03,954 - I didn't wimp out, did I? - MAN: No, you didn't. 1132 00:53:04,245 --> 00:53:06,539 You still got those million-dollar teeth, that's for sure. 1133 00:53:07,832 --> 00:53:09,918 [LAUGHING] 1134 00:53:11,086 --> 00:53:12,921 They're dropping like flies. 1135 00:53:16,216 --> 00:53:17,926 I never know what to say to Rick's camera. 1136 00:53:18,009 --> 00:53:20,804 I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass. 1137 00:53:20,887 --> 00:53:22,097 This is sick. 1138 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:26,559 I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man. 1139 00:53:26,643 --> 00:53:29,243 Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyway. 1140 00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:30,605 So it doesn't matter. 1141 00:53:33,942 --> 00:53:35,443 - Hey, how you doin'? - WOMAN: Hi. 1142 00:53:35,819 --> 00:53:37,380 - Can I get a cold brew? - Yeah, of course. 1143 00:53:37,404 --> 00:53:38,530 Thanks. 1144 00:53:42,867 --> 00:53:44,452 Do you mind if I get a photo? 1145 00:53:44,536 --> 00:53:46,538 - Sure. - I'm a big fan. 1146 00:53:48,915 --> 00:53:49,916 [EXPLOSION] 1147 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:52,419 [LAUGHING] 1148 00:53:55,422 --> 00:53:56,673 Oh, my God! 1149 00:53:57,090 --> 00:53:59,300 [LAUGHING] 1150 00:54:02,095 --> 00:54:03,763 What did you guys do to Eric? 1151 00:54:03,888 --> 00:54:07,392 Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like, 1152 00:54:07,475 --> 00:54:09,227 cold brew coffee, all right. 1153 00:54:10,562 --> 00:54:11,896 Yes, please. 1154 00:54:12,439 --> 00:54:14,441 "A picture? Okay, yeah, sure." 1155 00:54:14,691 --> 00:54:16,317 Motherfucker. 1156 00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:20,238 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1157 00:54:29,706 --> 00:54:32,417 [WHIRRING] 1158 00:54:33,251 --> 00:54:35,295 [SCREAMING] 1159 00:54:36,046 --> 00:54:37,797 [LAUGHING] 1160 00:54:40,884 --> 00:54:42,802 - What happened? - What do you mean? 1161 00:54:42,886 --> 00:54:44,554 He just got his nuts beat up. 1162 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,265 His balls are in his tummy. 1163 00:54:47,348 --> 00:54:50,477 Oh. Ah, God damn it hurts. 1164 00:54:51,019 --> 00:54:52,353 I think we gotta go one more. 1165 00:54:55,648 --> 00:54:56,733 Can you do one more? 1166 00:54:57,067 --> 00:54:58,860 Jeff said he needs one more. 1167 00:55:01,529 --> 00:55:03,364 Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole. 1168 00:55:04,532 --> 00:55:05,909 I'll guide. 1169 00:55:06,159 --> 00:55:08,078 They're not hanging as low as they were. 1170 00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:09,761 - MAN 1: Can you blame him? - JOHNNY: No. 1171 00:55:09,788 --> 00:55:11,108 EHREN: I'm getting 'em right now. 1172 00:55:11,164 --> 00:55:13,208 Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey. 1173 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,877 Oh, my God. 1174 00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:20,090 - Oh, fuck, it hurts. - Hold on, get ready. 1175 00:55:21,466 --> 00:55:23,676 - EHREN: Okay, there. - MAN: Here we go. Here we go. 1176 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:26,655 - MAN 1: Now we're primed. - MAN 2: One more time. 1177 00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:28,890 Ah, fuck you. 1178 00:55:28,973 --> 00:55:30,850 [LAUGHING] 1179 00:55:31,601 --> 00:55:33,061 You ready? Action. 1180 00:55:33,937 --> 00:55:34,979 Everybody shut up! 1181 00:55:35,730 --> 00:55:36,731 Boxer. 1182 00:55:36,815 --> 00:55:39,192 [LOUD WHIRRING] 1183 00:55:41,444 --> 00:55:42,987 MAN: Oh, Preston. 1184 00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:45,323 [LAUGHING] 1185 00:55:48,618 --> 00:55:51,871 Here with Steve-O and our special handsome guest star, 1186 00:55:51,955 --> 00:55:53,039 Machine Gun Kelly. 1187 00:55:53,414 --> 00:55:55,416 This is the bicycle backhand, 1188 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,793 and it's a competition. 1189 00:55:57,377 --> 00:55:59,587 The faster you pedal your bike, 1190 00:56:00,296 --> 00:56:02,715 the faster the other guy's hand goes back. 1191 00:56:03,299 --> 00:56:04,801 And when it gets to a certain point, 1192 00:56:04,884 --> 00:56:06,594 boom, someone's gonna get launched. 1193 00:56:07,303 --> 00:56:08,763 You might be younger, 1194 00:56:09,264 --> 00:56:11,599 taller, better looking, richer, 1195 00:56:11,766 --> 00:56:13,768 more talented, but, motherfucker, 1196 00:56:13,852 --> 00:56:14,978 I can ride. 1197 00:56:16,062 --> 00:56:17,897 Steve-O's just eat up with envy. 1198 00:56:17,981 --> 00:56:19,649 [LAUGHING] 1199 00:56:21,192 --> 00:56:23,319 Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer? 1200 00:56:23,403 --> 00:56:25,613 Okay, I'm gonna push this forward a little. 1201 00:56:26,322 --> 00:56:28,158 Oh, shit! 1202 00:56:28,283 --> 00:56:30,160 - [LAUGHING] - What the fuck? 1203 00:56:31,035 --> 00:56:33,163 - No one fucking even touched it. - [LAUGHING] 1204 00:56:33,705 --> 00:56:35,456 MAN: Oops. Oops. 1205 00:56:35,540 --> 00:56:37,292 [LAUGHING] 1206 00:56:37,792 --> 00:56:39,544 JOHNNY: It happened so fast. 1207 00:56:40,336 --> 00:56:41,629 Holy shit. 1208 00:56:43,381 --> 00:56:44,883 Oh, my God, dude. 1209 00:56:47,510 --> 00:56:49,053 Dry off, Steve-O, it's going again. 1210 00:56:51,848 --> 00:56:53,648 JOHNNY: Charlie just touched it, it went boom. 1211 00:56:55,476 --> 00:56:57,645 And now Steve-O has to do it twice. 1212 00:56:59,147 --> 00:57:00,440 Um, we ready? 1213 00:57:01,816 --> 00:57:02,859 On your marks... 1214 00:57:03,234 --> 00:57:04,235 get set... 1215 00:57:04,319 --> 00:57:05,320 Go! 1216 00:57:05,653 --> 00:57:06,946 Pedal! Pedal! Pedal! 1217 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,865 Oh, you got this! 1218 00:57:09,365 --> 00:57:10,783 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1219 00:57:12,869 --> 00:57:14,662 Keep going! Keep going! 1220 00:57:14,746 --> 00:57:15,747 Pedal! 1221 00:57:18,249 --> 00:57:19,542 MAN: He's got 'em! 1222 00:57:23,171 --> 00:57:24,672 MAN 2: Steve-O's winning. 1223 00:57:24,881 --> 00:57:26,275 STEVE-O: I don't know. I don't know! 1224 00:57:26,299 --> 00:57:27,675 MAN: Head up! Head up! 1225 00:57:27,759 --> 00:57:29,093 JOHNNY: Don't gas out, Steve-O. 1226 00:57:29,177 --> 00:57:31,221 - MAN 1: Steve-O, you got it. - MAN 2: You got it! 1227 00:57:32,847 --> 00:57:34,515 [LAUGHING] 1228 00:57:35,141 --> 00:57:37,143 Oh, God. It's so cold! 1229 00:57:40,605 --> 00:57:41,981 Bunny, help him. 1230 00:57:42,941 --> 00:57:44,609 The water's so fucking cold. 1231 00:57:44,692 --> 00:57:46,236 Save me motherfucker, fuck. 1232 00:57:46,319 --> 00:57:47,737 I need a towel. 1233 00:57:49,239 --> 00:57:50,782 I totally forgot I was a lifeguard. 1234 00:57:51,824 --> 00:57:53,576 Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad. 1235 00:57:54,285 --> 00:57:55,620 You got towels? Okay. 1236 00:57:55,703 --> 00:57:57,580 MAN: He's in shock right now, look at his face. 1237 00:57:57,664 --> 00:57:58,748 Yeah, dude. 1238 00:57:58,873 --> 00:58:00,708 I thought my hand was your hand. 1239 00:58:00,833 --> 00:58:02,210 [LAUGHING] 1240 00:58:04,879 --> 00:58:06,756 Maybe I didn't explain it right. 1241 00:58:06,839 --> 00:58:09,676 Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything. 1242 00:58:09,968 --> 00:58:11,487 What hurt worse, the cold water or the hand? 1243 00:58:11,511 --> 00:58:13,271 MACHINE GUN: It was the hand. That was harsh. 1244 00:58:14,430 --> 00:58:15,515 I was in the water like... 1245 00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,183 Oh, I'm dead. 1246 00:58:17,267 --> 00:58:18,518 That really worked. 1247 00:58:18,935 --> 00:58:20,520 [LAUGHING] 1248 00:58:22,021 --> 00:58:23,231 How did you beat me? 1249 00:58:23,314 --> 00:58:25,108 I don't know, dude. I don't know, man. 1250 00:58:25,191 --> 00:58:28,861 I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance. 1251 00:58:29,028 --> 00:58:30,238 Yours was really bad. 1252 00:58:30,321 --> 00:58:32,031 [LAUGHING] 1253 00:58:36,786 --> 00:58:39,706 JOHNNY: I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these 1254 00:58:39,789 --> 00:58:41,874 junkyard mattresses you gotta land on? 1255 00:58:42,959 --> 00:58:44,961 MAN: Look at that pee-stained one right there. 1256 00:58:45,044 --> 00:58:46,087 MAN 2: Ew, dude. 1257 00:58:46,879 --> 00:58:49,399 STEVE-O: Who do you think's more afraid of being at that height? 1258 00:58:49,757 --> 00:58:50,883 Preston or Zach? 1259 00:58:51,175 --> 00:58:52,735 JOHNNY: How are you with heights, Zach? 1260 00:58:52,802 --> 00:58:55,722 - I already hate this. - [LAUGHING] 1261 00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:59,892 I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie. 1262 00:59:00,518 --> 00:59:05,565 JOHNNY: All right. Three, two, one. Jump! 1263 00:59:05,648 --> 00:59:07,233 [SHOUTS] 1264 00:59:08,693 --> 00:59:10,987 [LAUGHING] 1265 00:59:13,823 --> 00:59:16,200 Okay! Put me down! 1266 00:59:16,284 --> 00:59:17,785 Shit, put me down! 1267 00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:20,997 [LAUGHING] 1268 00:59:22,248 --> 00:59:24,584 [GROANING] My nuts! 1269 00:59:25,084 --> 00:59:27,337 [LAUGHING] 1270 00:59:28,463 --> 00:59:29,964 MAN: Well, that went well. 1271 00:59:31,090 --> 00:59:32,925 [LAUGHING] 1272 00:59:33,551 --> 00:59:35,678 JOHNNY: A little angel hanging in the air. 1273 00:59:39,724 --> 00:59:42,226 Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women 1274 00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:43,936 to look youthful and sexy. 1275 00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:46,564 And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team 1276 00:59:46,647 --> 00:59:50,985 of medical professionals and venomous insects. 1277 00:59:52,653 --> 00:59:55,323 I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox. 1278 00:59:57,658 --> 00:59:59,744 CHRIS: This is actually my first time performing 1279 00:59:59,827 --> 01:00:01,412 this procedure. To be honest with you. 1280 01:00:01,871 --> 01:00:03,706 RACHEL: Oh, my God. That stinger is huge. 1281 01:00:05,124 --> 01:00:07,502 Pontius, I'm trusting you with my lips. 1282 01:00:07,585 --> 01:00:08,896 CHRIS: You can trust me, I'm a doctor. 1283 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,254 [LAUGHS] 1284 01:00:10,755 --> 01:00:12,965 You want to just put him on my mouth 1285 01:00:13,049 --> 01:00:14,258 and then fuck with him? 1286 01:00:15,510 --> 01:00:17,470 - MAN 1: Past her lip. - MAN 2: Ooh! 1287 01:00:17,553 --> 01:00:18,971 Unh-unh. Unh-unh. 1288 01:00:19,347 --> 01:00:21,641 CHRIS: Just relax and enjoy the procedure. 1289 01:00:22,809 --> 01:00:25,144 - MAN 1: Oh, he's on. - MAN 2: Oh, no. 1290 01:00:26,229 --> 01:00:28,231 - [MOANING] - [LAUGHING] 1291 01:00:28,898 --> 01:00:30,608 - MAN 1: Oh, shit. - MAN 2: Oh, my... 1292 01:00:30,691 --> 01:00:32,610 - MAN 1: Ow! - [SHOUTING] 1293 01:00:32,944 --> 01:00:34,784 - MAN: Boob job! - I don't want it on my boobs! 1294 01:00:34,862 --> 01:00:36,924 I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission. 1295 01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:38,533 - Permission! - [ALL LAUGH] 1296 01:00:38,616 --> 01:00:39,909 Consent! 1297 01:00:40,576 --> 01:00:42,161 I'm giving you consent! 1298 01:00:43,996 --> 01:00:46,249 - ERIC: 21st Century, people. - MAN: Yeah. 1299 01:00:46,332 --> 01:00:47,851 CHRIS: All right, time to get stung in the face. 1300 01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:49,919 - RACHEL: Whoa. - MAN: This is intense. 1301 01:00:50,378 --> 01:00:51,587 [CHRIS MUMBLING] 1302 01:00:51,671 --> 01:00:52,880 [SHOUTING] 1303 01:00:53,756 --> 01:00:56,008 - MAN: Good job. Good job. - RACHEL: He got it on my lip. 1304 01:00:56,092 --> 01:00:58,636 ERIC: You're ready for the red carpet. [LAUGHS] 1305 01:00:59,011 --> 01:01:02,473 Oh, shit. He's angry. 1306 01:01:02,557 --> 01:01:05,017 - MAN 1: Oh, shit! - MAN 2: Whoa! 1307 01:01:05,101 --> 01:01:06,477 ERIC: God damn it, doctor. 1308 01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:10,815 [SHOUTING] 1309 01:01:12,358 --> 01:01:14,026 RACHEL: He definitely stung my chin. 1310 01:01:14,110 --> 01:01:16,112 JASPER: Came for lips and left with a new chin. 1311 01:01:16,654 --> 01:01:18,197 CHRIS: Do you feel sexier? 1312 01:01:18,281 --> 01:01:19,949 RACHEL: I'm feeling sexier by the minute. 1313 01:01:20,032 --> 01:01:21,033 [ALL LAUGH] 1314 01:01:21,117 --> 01:01:22,869 - Do you have one more in you? - Yeah, sure. 1315 01:01:22,952 --> 01:01:24,537 ERIC: Let's make it count. 1316 01:01:24,662 --> 01:01:26,747 - RACHEL: He's coming. - ERIC: You got it, Doc. 1317 01:01:26,831 --> 01:01:28,541 [SHOUTING] 1318 01:01:29,041 --> 01:01:31,711 [LAUGHING] 1319 01:01:31,794 --> 01:01:34,630 Oh, my God, that hurt so fucking bad. 1320 01:01:34,881 --> 01:01:37,675 - Oh, my God, that hurt so bad. - MAN 1: It's true, it got her good. 1321 01:01:37,758 --> 01:01:39,635 - [ALL CHATTERING] - RACHEL: That hurt bad. 1322 01:01:40,136 --> 01:01:42,680 - MAN: Oh, shit. - [LAUGHING] 1323 01:01:42,763 --> 01:01:44,923 MAN: Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked. 1324 01:01:45,183 --> 01:01:47,768 Oh, my lip is so fucked up, you guys. 1325 01:01:47,852 --> 01:01:48,978 I feel fucked up. 1326 01:01:49,103 --> 01:01:50,730 ERIC: But she looks great. 1327 01:01:50,813 --> 01:01:52,190 [EVERYONE LAUGHS] 1328 01:01:56,861 --> 01:01:58,905 - MAN: Whoa, a VCR. - WOMAN: Huh? 1329 01:01:58,988 --> 01:02:00,281 MAN: A VCR. 1330 01:02:00,615 --> 01:02:02,742 MAN 2: So that's a blast from the past, huh? 1331 01:02:03,117 --> 01:02:04,118 Bam! 1332 01:02:07,413 --> 01:02:09,790 DAVE: Ah, that will work. 1333 01:02:14,795 --> 01:02:15,880 [DAVE GRUNTS] 1334 01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:19,383 [GRUNTS] Dang. 1335 01:02:22,178 --> 01:02:24,847 DAVE: Oh. Oh, my God. 1336 01:02:24,931 --> 01:02:26,098 [DAVE SHOUTS] 1337 01:02:27,808 --> 01:02:29,101 Whoa! 1338 01:02:30,478 --> 01:02:33,105 - MAN 1: What the hell? - MAN 2: What the fuck! 1339 01:02:33,564 --> 01:02:34,857 DAVE: What happened? 1340 01:02:36,234 --> 01:02:39,946 - Holy crap, I fell on my face. - MAN: Are you okay? 1341 01:02:40,029 --> 01:02:41,697 DAVE: I'm okay, I just don't understand. 1342 01:02:41,864 --> 01:02:43,784 I don't understand why you were using the toilet. 1343 01:02:44,242 --> 01:02:48,454 How did you end up here? And you just took a shit... 1344 01:02:48,746 --> 01:02:51,040 - DAVE: I didn't take anything. - MAN: That was insane. 1345 01:02:51,123 --> 01:02:52,583 WOMAN: What kind of person are you? 1346 01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:58,756 We have every available fan in Los Angeles on set today. 1347 01:02:58,839 --> 01:03:01,092 The two in the middle go 100 miles an hour. 1348 01:03:01,759 --> 01:03:05,846 I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon. 1349 01:03:08,474 --> 01:03:10,560 [CHEERING] 1350 01:03:14,605 --> 01:03:15,982 JASPER: Oh! 1351 01:03:16,774 --> 01:03:18,276 [SQUEALS] 1352 01:03:18,693 --> 01:03:21,195 JASPER: Oh! Oh! Oh! 1353 01:03:23,489 --> 01:03:24,615 [CHEERING] 1354 01:03:25,408 --> 01:03:27,034 MAN: Oh, my God! 1355 01:03:28,327 --> 01:03:29,745 MAN 2: Oh, my God! 1356 01:03:33,457 --> 01:03:34,625 JOHNNY: We have a winner! 1357 01:03:35,459 --> 01:03:37,962 [LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 1358 01:03:38,921 --> 01:03:40,339 PRESTON: Holy shit. 1359 01:03:40,423 --> 01:03:42,300 JASPER: Oh, fuck. I want to go again. 1360 01:03:42,425 --> 01:03:43,509 [LAUGHING] 1361 01:03:44,468 --> 01:03:48,306 Now it's time for some hot-shit water-skiing. Brah! 1362 01:03:54,895 --> 01:03:56,647 [SHOUTING] 1363 01:04:00,985 --> 01:04:03,321 EHREN: We need a medic. Medic! 1364 01:04:05,239 --> 01:04:09,118 - JOHNNY: Poops, you launched. - POOPIES: Shit! 1365 01:04:09,201 --> 01:04:12,997 - Fuck, dude. - EHREN: Dude. Poopies! Poopies! 1366 01:04:13,331 --> 01:04:14,749 Poopies! 1367 01:04:14,832 --> 01:04:16,584 [CHEERING] 1368 01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:19,128 - MAN 1: Yeah. - MAN 2: Yeah, Poopies! 1369 01:04:19,879 --> 01:04:20,921 It worked! 1370 01:04:29,013 --> 01:04:30,973 MAN: Oh, shit! 1371 01:04:31,766 --> 01:04:33,309 - [LAUGHING] - MAN: Dude. 1372 01:04:37,521 --> 01:04:38,689 MAN: Quiet, please! Filming. 1373 01:04:38,856 --> 01:04:42,777 CHRIS: Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made. 1374 01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:46,364 Stick your finger in the hole. Now you've got a Tootsie... 1375 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,615 [LAUGHING] 1376 01:04:47,823 --> 01:04:49,950 MAN: Hey, quiet please, quiet please. 1377 01:04:50,034 --> 01:04:54,789 JOHNNY: Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade." 1378 01:04:56,791 --> 01:04:58,584 Okay this is serious. Everybody shut up. 1379 01:04:59,919 --> 01:05:01,545 MAN: All right, let's get some smoke. 1380 01:05:02,004 --> 01:05:03,881 [LAUGHING] 1381 01:05:08,135 --> 01:05:10,388 Behold, our twisted souls 1382 01:05:10,471 --> 01:05:13,391 have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil. 1383 01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:17,770 CHRIS: It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell. 1384 01:05:19,522 --> 01:05:21,524 - CHRIS: Oh. - STEVE-O: Looking good. 1385 01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:27,154 - Assume the position. - Which way? This way? 1386 01:05:29,323 --> 01:05:30,741 CHRIS: Just have fun with it. 1387 01:05:30,825 --> 01:05:32,827 [LAUGHING] 1388 01:05:34,412 --> 01:05:35,772 JOHNNY: What do you have in there? 1389 01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:38,165 - Just me! - That's not just you. 1390 01:05:38,249 --> 01:05:39,333 WEE MAN: Go ahead. 1391 01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:42,211 JOHNNY: Is that? Wait, I'm not... 1392 01:05:42,461 --> 01:05:44,964 - That's him! - [LAUGHING] 1393 01:05:45,047 --> 01:05:48,300 CHRIS: When the beast awakens, the monster arises. 1394 01:05:48,384 --> 01:05:50,136 [LAUGHING] 1395 01:05:51,137 --> 01:05:52,221 TouchΓ©. 1396 01:05:52,304 --> 01:05:54,432 All right, whoa, dude, whoa! 1397 01:05:55,307 --> 01:05:56,910 JOHNNY: Stuff it in his butt and let's go. 1398 01:05:56,934 --> 01:05:58,811 [LAUGHING] 1399 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,650 Okay, there's enough meat there. 1400 01:06:05,109 --> 01:06:06,736 [LAUGHING] 1401 01:06:10,114 --> 01:06:11,532 STEVE-O: And a cherry on top. 1402 01:06:11,782 --> 01:06:13,701 [LAUGHING] 1403 01:06:14,827 --> 01:06:17,204 CHRIS: Let the unholy sacrament begin. 1404 01:06:17,413 --> 01:06:20,416 - MAN 1: Oh, shit! - MAN 2: Oh, my God! 1405 01:06:20,499 --> 01:06:22,251 Ah, fuck! 1406 01:06:23,085 --> 01:06:24,211 STEVE-O: Come. 1407 01:06:26,922 --> 01:06:28,883 WEE MAN: Oh, okay! 1408 01:06:29,592 --> 01:06:32,011 - MAN 1: You got this. - WEE MAN: Oh, no! 1409 01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:33,846 Oh, shit! 1410 01:06:34,889 --> 01:06:36,474 CHRIS: Feast on his cock. 1411 01:06:36,849 --> 01:06:38,267 [SHOUTING] 1412 01:06:42,855 --> 01:06:45,191 WEE MAN: All right! All right! 1413 01:06:47,318 --> 01:06:49,779 Stop, man. Stop, don't do that. 1414 01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:52,573 CHRIS: As the blood rushes to the mast, 1415 01:06:52,656 --> 01:06:54,658 the beast awakens from his ancient slumber. 1416 01:06:55,117 --> 01:06:56,911 [LAUGHING] 1417 01:06:57,244 --> 01:06:59,497 [WEE MAN SHOUTS] 1418 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:05,836 - CHRIS: He's bleeding. - WEE MAN: Fuck. Come on. 1419 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,463 CHRIS: The beast has drawn blood. 1420 01:07:07,546 --> 01:07:10,758 Jeff. Jeff, can I get out? 1421 01:07:10,841 --> 01:07:13,135 - JEFF: In a second. In a second. - Jeff. 1422 01:07:13,219 --> 01:07:15,179 JEFF: I would, but the bird's right here. 1423 01:07:15,513 --> 01:07:17,848 We're trying to get you untied, but the bird's here. 1424 01:07:18,182 --> 01:07:21,060 CHRIS: Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert. 1425 01:07:21,143 --> 01:07:22,269 WEE MAN: Come on, let's go. 1426 01:07:23,896 --> 01:07:25,731 [WEE MAN SHOUTS] 1427 01:07:26,148 --> 01:07:28,442 - WEE MAN: Fuck! - JOHNNY: Don't kick the bird, Wee Man. 1428 01:07:28,526 --> 01:07:29,985 I didn't kick the bird! 1429 01:07:30,069 --> 01:07:31,195 CHRIS: It was the bird. 1430 01:07:31,737 --> 01:07:34,490 - WEE MAN: Okay, let me out. - JEFF: Let him out. 1431 01:07:38,077 --> 01:07:40,955 STEVE-O: Well, let's not let this meat go to waste. 1432 01:07:41,038 --> 01:07:42,248 - Dark Shark? - Shut up. 1433 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,293 Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah. 1434 01:07:46,836 --> 01:07:48,504 Look at that motherfucker. 1435 01:07:48,587 --> 01:07:50,565 JOHNNY: Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm. 1436 01:07:50,589 --> 01:07:52,174 DARK SHARK: Hell, nah, are you crazy? 1437 01:07:52,550 --> 01:07:54,301 JOHNNY: Yeah, Dark Shark. Come on! 1438 01:07:54,385 --> 01:07:56,554 - MAN: Dark Shark! - MAN: Yeah! 1439 01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:59,181 [CHEERING] 1440 01:08:03,185 --> 01:08:06,564 - MAN 1: Hold your arm straight. - MAN 2: Look at the camera. 1441 01:08:09,441 --> 01:08:11,521 - [DARK SHARK SCREAMS] - MAN: Don't move. Don't move. 1442 01:08:11,694 --> 01:08:13,334 - MAN 2: Don't move. - MAN 3: Stand still. 1443 01:08:13,445 --> 01:08:14,989 DARK SHARK: Ow! He's biting my arm! 1444 01:08:15,072 --> 01:08:16,675 - MAN 1: No, he's not. - MAN 2: He's clasping your arm. 1445 01:08:16,699 --> 01:08:20,327 - Look at Rick! Look at Rick! - He's too heavy! Get him off me! 1446 01:08:20,452 --> 01:08:22,246 [CHEERING] 1447 01:08:33,048 --> 01:08:34,425 Hey. Feel that shit, man. 1448 01:08:34,508 --> 01:08:36,268 That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man. 1449 01:08:37,553 --> 01:08:40,264 I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like... 1450 01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:44,226 I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting? 1451 01:08:46,145 --> 01:08:47,688 Hood card taken away. 1452 01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:53,903 We have 15 gallons of pig semen. 1453 01:08:54,737 --> 01:08:57,907 Turns out, pigs produce the most semen of any animal. 1454 01:08:58,198 --> 01:09:00,451 Up to 17 ounces a load. 1455 01:09:01,619 --> 01:09:03,621 And the guys are going to think 1456 01:09:03,704 --> 01:09:05,464 they are getting interviewed about the movie. 1457 01:09:06,123 --> 01:09:09,543 And while they're sitting there, something may happen. 1458 01:09:11,629 --> 01:09:14,048 - [COUGHING] - There's crust on top of it. 1459 01:09:14,673 --> 01:09:16,675 JOHNNY: Harvested gallons and gallons of this. 1460 01:09:16,759 --> 01:09:18,135 Does it smell like pig semen? 1461 01:09:18,385 --> 01:09:19,386 Does it smell? 1462 01:09:20,346 --> 01:09:21,781 Why are you looking at me like that? 1463 01:09:21,805 --> 01:09:23,599 [JOHNNY LAUGHS] 1464 01:09:23,682 --> 01:09:25,976 JOHNNY: Oh, no! 1465 01:09:27,686 --> 01:09:29,486 - [JOHNNY GAGS] - CHRIS: It's semen all right. 1466 01:09:29,521 --> 01:09:32,066 [LAUGHS] 1467 01:09:33,108 --> 01:09:35,319 Why am I the one to puke? I don't puke. 1468 01:09:35,402 --> 01:09:36,880 JOHNNY: I just wanted you to smell it. 1469 01:09:36,904 --> 01:09:38,322 CHRIS: I wanted to surprise you. 1470 01:09:38,405 --> 01:09:40,445 It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but... 1471 01:09:41,158 --> 01:09:42,743 I think I prefer the pig. 1472 01:09:44,161 --> 01:09:45,996 Bacon's better than horse meat, right? 1473 01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:52,252 I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance. 1474 01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:54,838 While these beautiful men dance away, 1475 01:09:55,422 --> 01:09:57,342 I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look, 1476 01:09:57,424 --> 01:09:59,184 and he's going to put some pep in their step. 1477 01:10:00,177 --> 01:10:02,097 JOHNNY: It's going to shock the shit out of them. 1478 01:10:03,055 --> 01:10:05,724 And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, 1479 01:10:05,808 --> 01:10:08,894 let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago. 1480 01:10:08,978 --> 01:10:11,230 [LAUGHING] 1481 01:10:11,814 --> 01:10:13,232 JASPER: This is fucked. 1482 01:10:13,315 --> 01:10:14,733 [PIANO PLAYING] 1483 01:10:16,235 --> 01:10:18,362 MAN: Five, six, seven, eight. 1484 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,536 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] - [SHOUTING] 1485 01:10:26,829 --> 01:10:29,623 - [LAUGHING] - JASPER: That one hurt. 1486 01:10:30,165 --> 01:10:32,209 TYLER: Shanna, what the fuck is this under the seat? 1487 01:10:32,292 --> 01:10:33,460 What is this? 1488 01:10:33,544 --> 01:10:34,753 What the fuck is that? 1489 01:10:34,837 --> 01:10:36,380 - JOHNNY: What? - TYLER: What is that? 1490 01:10:37,006 --> 01:10:38,007 What is that? 1491 01:10:38,090 --> 01:10:40,175 WOMAN: It's how they work, look. This... 1492 01:10:40,509 --> 01:10:42,177 TYLER: In tune? It's a piano. 1493 01:10:42,886 --> 01:10:45,389 No, it's metal right here. I'm not fucking stupid. 1494 01:10:45,472 --> 01:10:48,559 MAN: All right, let's go. Quiet! 1495 01:10:54,690 --> 01:10:56,984 MAN: Five, six, seven, eight. 1496 01:10:58,569 --> 01:11:00,112 Step and step. 1497 01:11:01,405 --> 01:11:02,531 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 1498 01:11:02,614 --> 01:11:04,033 JASPER: Fuck! 1499 01:11:04,366 --> 01:11:06,702 [SCREAMING] 1500 01:11:08,871 --> 01:11:10,039 Oh, shit! 1501 01:11:10,873 --> 01:11:12,291 [SHOUTING] 1502 01:11:12,374 --> 01:11:13,959 Oh! Oh! 1503 01:11:19,590 --> 01:11:21,175 [LAUGHS] 1504 01:11:26,722 --> 01:11:28,348 [ALL SCREAMING] 1505 01:11:32,811 --> 01:11:34,063 [LAUGHS] 1506 01:11:37,149 --> 01:11:39,693 [APPLAUSE] 1507 01:11:40,527 --> 01:11:42,446 I still feel it in my ass. 1508 01:11:42,571 --> 01:11:45,324 - Yeah, Tyler. - Those shits hit hard, man. 1509 01:11:45,616 --> 01:11:47,868 How about a hand for our dancers? 1510 01:11:49,161 --> 01:11:50,746 Our showgirl! 1511 01:11:52,664 --> 01:11:54,666 And our choreographer, Michael Rooney. 1512 01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:55,834 [APPLAUSE] 1513 01:11:56,043 --> 01:11:57,544 And Jeff Tremaine! 1514 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,838 [BOOING] 1515 01:12:01,173 --> 01:12:02,716 Jeff should sit on that. 1516 01:12:03,258 --> 01:12:05,135 Jeff, sit on that just once, bro. 1517 01:12:05,844 --> 01:12:07,971 Who got that remote? I fucking hate Jeff. 1518 01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,392 TYLER: Wait, are you on it? 1519 01:12:12,476 --> 01:12:14,770 - [JEFF SCREAMS] - [LAUGHING] 1520 01:12:23,195 --> 01:12:24,530 Holy shit! 1521 01:12:27,533 --> 01:12:29,701 MAN: All right, thanks, man. We'll do this real fast. 1522 01:12:31,203 --> 01:12:33,247 So we're going to go from that to this. I just... 1523 01:12:33,747 --> 01:12:35,582 I got shocked so bad so many times. 1524 01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:36,917 MAN: Are we rolling, guys? 1525 01:12:39,461 --> 01:12:42,798 He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him. 1526 01:12:43,423 --> 01:12:45,175 Damn, that sounds like me in London. 1527 01:12:46,844 --> 01:12:48,262 JOHNNY: Oh, my God. 1528 01:12:48,345 --> 01:12:50,764 But how did he fucking fall for this? 1529 01:12:51,598 --> 01:12:52,766 We don't question it. 1530 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:55,853 My favorite Jackass stunt of all time with me in it 1531 01:12:55,936 --> 01:12:58,355 is the firehose rodeo. 1532 01:12:58,438 --> 01:13:01,316 To be honest, I drank late into the night, 1533 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,985 woke up still drunk. 1534 01:13:04,736 --> 01:13:06,405 JOHNNY: Oh, that's cum! 1535 01:13:06,488 --> 01:13:07,781 [LAUGHING] 1536 01:13:08,115 --> 01:13:09,533 [DAVE PANTING] 1537 01:13:11,076 --> 01:13:13,537 [LAUGHING] 1538 01:13:16,665 --> 01:13:18,208 That's five gallons of pig cum. 1539 01:13:18,876 --> 01:13:21,211 - You just got cummed on, dude! - That's pig cum. 1540 01:13:21,336 --> 01:13:22,921 - MAN: Oh! - What is it? 1541 01:13:23,338 --> 01:13:24,381 Pig cum. 1542 01:13:24,756 --> 01:13:25,883 MAN: Pig cum. 1543 01:13:28,218 --> 01:13:29,738 - MAN: Pig cum. - DAVE: That's pig cum? 1544 01:13:29,803 --> 01:13:31,889 CHRIS: That's pig cum. Five gallons. 1545 01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,724 Honestly, I think it tastes good. 1546 01:13:33,807 --> 01:13:35,184 DAVE: I'm a vegetarian! 1547 01:13:35,475 --> 01:13:36,727 [LAUGHING] 1548 01:13:39,438 --> 01:13:40,439 Watch the replay. 1549 01:13:40,606 --> 01:13:41,690 Watch, watch, watch. 1550 01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:45,277 Wait, wait, wait. Watch his mouth. 1551 01:13:45,861 --> 01:13:46,945 Stay on his mouth. 1552 01:13:47,571 --> 01:13:49,615 Ready? And... 1553 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,617 Poof. 1554 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:53,535 [LAUGHING] 1555 01:13:53,702 --> 01:13:55,954 - It went in his mouth. - Right in his fucking mouth. 1556 01:13:56,038 --> 01:13:57,206 MAN: You look great. 1557 01:13:57,289 --> 01:13:58,889 I just said why can't I wear my cool hat? 1558 01:13:58,916 --> 01:13:59,917 Now I know why. 1559 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,085 [LAUGHING] 1560 01:14:03,086 --> 01:14:04,254 [BUZZING] 1561 01:14:06,340 --> 01:14:07,799 EHREN: Oh, God! 1562 01:14:07,925 --> 01:14:11,553 Oh, my God, dude! 1563 01:14:13,138 --> 01:14:15,974 So today, Ehren's going to be wearing a shock collar. 1564 01:14:16,058 --> 01:14:18,685 And I'm going to administer a lie detector test. 1565 01:14:19,436 --> 01:14:22,481 And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung. 1566 01:14:22,898 --> 01:14:24,441 [EHREN SCREAMS] 1567 01:14:25,817 --> 01:14:27,027 Jesus, man! 1568 01:14:27,110 --> 01:14:28,338 You don't have to feel that again 1569 01:14:28,362 --> 01:14:29,988 as long as you tell the truth. 1570 01:14:30,197 --> 01:14:31,907 - Okay, but... - JOHNNY: Come on. 1571 01:14:32,157 --> 01:14:33,158 All right. 1572 01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,788 What is your name? 1573 01:14:38,121 --> 01:14:39,456 Kenneth Ehren McGhehey. 1574 01:14:40,624 --> 01:14:42,751 Okay, next question, Ehren. 1575 01:14:43,669 --> 01:14:46,296 Are you really allergic to bees? 1576 01:14:47,172 --> 01:14:48,173 Yes. 1577 01:14:48,632 --> 01:14:52,219 JOHNNY: Oh, boy, I think he told a porky. 1578 01:14:52,302 --> 01:14:58,183 Ow! I'm fucking allergic to bees, man. I got tested by doctors! 1579 01:14:59,184 --> 01:15:01,353 EHREN: [GRUNTS] Stop it! 1580 01:15:01,853 --> 01:15:03,081 - What? - EHREN: Just for a second. 1581 01:15:03,105 --> 01:15:05,107 Just let me figure some things out. Okay? 1582 01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:06,191 JOHNNY: Okay. 1583 01:15:07,276 --> 01:15:08,944 EHREN: I got to get out of this thing. 1584 01:15:09,027 --> 01:15:10,862 JOHNNY: This will keep you immune to the bees. 1585 01:15:10,946 --> 01:15:12,197 Oh, come on. 1586 01:15:12,281 --> 01:15:13,675 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1587 01:15:13,699 --> 01:15:14,700 I am trapped. 1588 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,952 And you are putting honey on me. 1589 01:15:17,035 --> 01:15:19,788 - And salmon? - JOHNNY: Yeah. 1590 01:15:19,871 --> 01:15:21,290 What are you doing? 1591 01:15:21,373 --> 01:15:22,874 JOHNNY: Ehren, please relax. 1592 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:24,209 [EHREN SHOUTS] 1593 01:15:24,293 --> 01:15:25,773 JOHNNY: You're making this much worse 1594 01:15:25,836 --> 01:15:27,116 on yourself than it needs to be. 1595 01:15:27,170 --> 01:15:28,922 No, it's not much worse, it is that worse. 1596 01:15:29,006 --> 01:15:30,007 - No. - Please. 1597 01:15:30,132 --> 01:15:31,383 EHREN: Now I'm stuck in a room. 1598 01:15:31,466 --> 01:15:33,635 Everyone's going to leave. Lights out. 1599 01:15:34,094 --> 01:15:36,596 The fucking honey is in my eye! 1600 01:15:37,431 --> 01:15:38,932 Oh, shit. 1601 01:15:40,934 --> 01:15:43,020 [BEAR GRUNTS] 1602 01:15:47,065 --> 01:15:48,233 Oh, my God. 1603 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,860 [MUFFLED LAUGHING] 1604 01:15:49,943 --> 01:15:51,546 - MAN 1: I can't believe it. - MAN 2: No fucking way. 1605 01:15:51,570 --> 01:15:52,946 JOHNNY: Look at his face! 1606 01:15:53,030 --> 01:15:55,365 Ehren, remain calm. 1607 01:15:58,243 --> 01:16:00,245 [LAUGHING] 1608 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:05,810 - [BEAR GRUNTS] - JOHNNY: Talk to it, Ehren. 1609 01:16:05,834 --> 01:16:06,877 Try to calm it down. 1610 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:08,320 Oh, no. He's going for the salmon. 1611 01:16:09,129 --> 01:16:11,173 - JOHNNY: Oh, no. - Hi, bear. 1612 01:16:11,965 --> 01:16:14,468 JOHNNY: Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren? 1613 01:16:15,344 --> 01:16:17,679 [ELECTRIC SHOCK] 1614 01:16:19,598 --> 01:16:21,224 - Fuck! - You're telling a porky! 1615 01:16:21,308 --> 01:16:23,226 I didn't even get to answer. 1616 01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:28,482 - No, no. - JOHNNY: Ooh! 1617 01:16:28,565 --> 01:16:30,233 [LAUGHING] 1618 01:16:32,110 --> 01:16:34,237 JOHNNY: Ehren, don't make any sudden movements. 1619 01:16:34,321 --> 01:16:36,323 [ELECTRIC SHOCK] 1620 01:16:38,992 --> 01:16:40,869 - Oh. - [LAUGHING] 1621 01:16:40,952 --> 01:16:43,163 There's nothing more in there! 1622 01:16:43,246 --> 01:16:44,873 There's nothing more in there! 1623 01:16:44,956 --> 01:16:47,084 JOHNNY: Mr. Bear, eat that dick. 1624 01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:49,127 [ALL LAUGHING] 1625 01:16:49,211 --> 01:16:51,546 I'm ready to come out of this. I... 1626 01:16:52,130 --> 01:16:53,590 JOHNNY: Uh-oh. 1627 01:16:53,673 --> 01:16:55,634 Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand. 1628 01:16:55,717 --> 01:16:58,303 He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand. 1629 01:16:58,387 --> 01:16:59,888 He's trying to bite my hand. 1630 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:03,308 I don't know what-- Oh, my God! 1631 01:17:03,392 --> 01:17:04,518 Oh, my God! 1632 01:17:05,102 --> 01:17:06,436 Oh, God! 1633 01:17:07,145 --> 01:17:08,271 Oh, God! 1634 01:17:08,355 --> 01:17:11,316 Ow! Oh, my God, he's going for my dick. 1635 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,693 - I gotta go in. - EHREN: He's going for my dick, dude. 1636 01:17:13,777 --> 01:17:16,822 I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious. 1637 01:17:17,614 --> 01:17:18,615 Please. 1638 01:17:19,533 --> 01:17:20,534 Please! 1639 01:17:22,327 --> 01:17:24,079 Yeah, Ehren! 1640 01:17:27,582 --> 01:17:29,292 JOHNNY: Yeah, get him out of it. 1641 01:17:29,376 --> 01:17:30,961 MAN: I feel for you, bro. 1642 01:17:31,753 --> 01:17:33,547 - I feel for you. - You're good, you're done. 1643 01:17:33,630 --> 01:17:34,714 You're done. 1644 01:17:34,798 --> 01:17:36,091 Is it--Is it actually over? 1645 01:17:36,174 --> 01:17:37,509 [ALL LAUGHING] 1646 01:17:38,927 --> 01:17:40,512 JOHNNY: Yeah, buddy. 1647 01:17:42,139 --> 01:17:43,181 Oh, my God. 1648 01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:47,853 All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it." 1649 01:17:48,353 --> 01:17:49,396 MAN: All right, let me... 1650 01:17:49,729 --> 01:17:50,814 Who's got it? 1651 01:17:50,897 --> 01:17:51,958 - I thought I had it. - MAN 2: I got it. 1652 01:17:51,982 --> 01:17:53,358 - All right. - This is gnarly. 1653 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:55,110 This is a trip. 1654 01:17:55,944 --> 01:17:58,339 While you guys are tightening, I'm going to have to hold the tip of it 1655 01:17:58,363 --> 01:17:59,698 just to keep it steady, huh? 1656 01:18:00,699 --> 01:18:03,285 Ooh, it's starting to take a firm grip. 1657 01:18:03,368 --> 01:18:04,453 MAN: Look at it! 1658 01:18:05,912 --> 01:18:07,622 This is some medieval shit. 1659 01:18:08,039 --> 01:18:10,292 - This is all the way clear. - No thanks, bro. 1660 01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:12,711 - Watch it, man. - It's tight, man. 1661 01:18:13,587 --> 01:18:14,588 Oooh. 1662 01:18:14,713 --> 01:18:15,714 JASPER: That don't hurt? 1663 01:18:15,797 --> 01:18:16,858 CHRIS: That's the weird part, 1664 01:18:16,882 --> 01:18:17,883 it doesn't really hurt. 1665 01:18:17,966 --> 01:18:18,967 Oh, my God. 1666 01:18:19,176 --> 01:18:21,261 Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake. 1667 01:18:22,512 --> 01:18:25,599 A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?" 1668 01:18:25,682 --> 01:18:27,851 Well, it'll get more mature. 1669 01:18:28,935 --> 01:18:30,604 [ALL LAUGHING] 1670 01:18:31,354 --> 01:18:32,981 Me and the homie be Googling weird shit, 1671 01:18:33,064 --> 01:18:35,025 but like this would never pop in their head. 1672 01:18:35,525 --> 01:18:36,526 This is brand new. 1673 01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:39,279 Yeah, you're for sure never gonna be president. 1674 01:18:39,362 --> 01:18:40,530 [LAUGHING] 1675 01:18:41,072 --> 01:18:42,532 You never know. I'd vote for him. 1676 01:18:42,616 --> 01:18:44,493 - RACHEL: Yeah! - [LAUGHING] 1677 01:18:46,411 --> 01:18:47,579 The ball flap. 1678 01:18:47,704 --> 01:18:49,080 Wow! 1679 01:18:53,043 --> 01:18:54,461 MAN: Yes! Oh, my God! 1680 01:18:54,836 --> 01:18:56,213 [LAUGHING] 1681 01:18:57,047 --> 01:18:58,048 RACHEL: Wow! 1682 01:18:58,131 --> 01:18:59,491 Now we know what that's all about. 1683 01:18:59,799 --> 01:19:00,967 [LAUGHS] 1684 01:19:04,262 --> 01:19:07,140 STEVE-O: So, here we are back at the bullring. 1685 01:19:07,933 --> 01:19:12,020 Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring. 1686 01:19:12,103 --> 01:19:14,648 You know, when life was its least valuable 1687 01:19:14,731 --> 01:19:16,650 I would have no part in this bullshit. 1688 01:19:16,733 --> 01:19:18,235 And it's my least favorite thing. 1689 01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:19,694 The movie's going so well. 1690 01:19:20,195 --> 01:19:21,947 Why the fuck are we doing this? 1691 01:19:22,781 --> 01:19:23,865 [BULL GRUNTS] 1692 01:19:28,411 --> 01:19:29,704 God, dude! 1693 01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:32,582 - I don't think he's very happy. - No. 1694 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:33,809 - Have you been around bulls before? - No. 1695 01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:36,169 I've never been around a bull in my whole entire life. 1696 01:19:36,253 --> 01:19:37,254 Not a real one. 1697 01:19:38,547 --> 01:19:39,548 Oh, shit. 1698 01:19:39,923 --> 01:19:40,966 Oh, shit. 1699 01:19:43,593 --> 01:19:46,429 Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. 1700 01:19:46,846 --> 01:19:51,851 Today, I am going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1701 01:19:53,728 --> 01:19:56,064 Oh, fuck! Oh, God! Oh, shit! 1702 01:19:56,606 --> 01:19:57,857 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1703 01:19:57,941 --> 01:19:59,317 [BULL ROARING] 1704 01:20:01,778 --> 01:20:03,572 Oh, no! Oh, shit! 1705 01:20:04,948 --> 01:20:06,324 Oh, no. [GRUNTS] 1706 01:20:06,908 --> 01:20:08,159 - [ALL GROAN] - MAN: Jesus. 1707 01:20:08,243 --> 01:20:09,411 MAN: There we go. 1708 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:16,793 MAN: He's okay. 1709 01:20:16,876 --> 01:20:18,336 Hey, J, talk to me. You okay? 1710 01:20:18,420 --> 01:20:19,921 - MAN: You all right? - [SNORING] 1711 01:20:20,922 --> 01:20:22,632 MAN: You doing okay? Johnny? 1712 01:20:24,301 --> 01:20:25,695 MAN: He's gettin' back, he's coming to. 1713 01:20:25,719 --> 01:20:27,012 MAN 2: He's coming back, yeah. 1714 01:20:27,095 --> 01:20:28,364 - [GROANING] - MAN: You all right? 1715 01:20:28,388 --> 01:20:29,723 That was a violent brawl. 1716 01:20:29,806 --> 01:20:31,182 One-sided to be sure. 1717 01:20:31,641 --> 01:20:32,851 [LAUGHS] 1718 01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:34,519 MAN: Gnarly. 1719 01:20:34,603 --> 01:20:35,979 So we good, Jeff? 1720 01:20:36,062 --> 01:20:37,582 JEFF: You got exactly what you wanted. 1721 01:20:37,606 --> 01:20:39,149 - Yeah, Knox. - Yeah, Knox. 1722 01:20:39,232 --> 01:20:40,317 Oh, fuck. 1723 01:20:40,942 --> 01:20:42,527 So what happened after it hit me? 1724 01:20:42,611 --> 01:20:43,737 Dude, it's gnarly. 1725 01:20:44,487 --> 01:20:45,947 This is you, this is the bull. 1726 01:20:46,948 --> 01:20:48,700 [LAUGHING] 1727 01:20:49,576 --> 01:20:51,202 MAN: He didn't mess around, dude. 1728 01:20:51,286 --> 01:20:53,204 He turned around and just nailed him. 1729 01:20:53,288 --> 01:20:55,165 - STEVE-O: That was insane. - MAN: Yeah, Knox! 1730 01:20:55,248 --> 01:20:57,751 MAN: It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken. 1731 01:20:58,877 --> 01:21:00,503 MAN 2: And that's why he is the captain. 1732 01:21:01,004 --> 01:21:03,298 That bull didn't like fucking magic. 1733 01:21:03,381 --> 01:21:05,300 [LAUGHING] 1734 01:21:05,383 --> 01:21:06,760 MAN: Yeah, Knox, we love you! 1735 01:21:07,052 --> 01:21:08,053 JOHNNY: Love you! 1736 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:09,804 MAN: Captain! 1737 01:21:09,929 --> 01:21:11,139 [ALL CLAPPING] 1738 01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:14,434 Hello, Lance. 1739 01:21:15,685 --> 01:21:17,437 - LANCE: Hello there. - How are you? 1740 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:18,563 Good. What's new? 1741 01:21:18,980 --> 01:21:23,652 Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion. 1742 01:21:23,735 --> 01:21:26,488 But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat 1743 01:21:26,571 --> 01:21:30,492 and then put the hat back on, and no milk come out. 1744 01:21:30,575 --> 01:21:31,785 Did milk come out? 1745 01:21:31,868 --> 01:21:33,054 LANCE: There was some milk on the... 1746 01:21:33,078 --> 01:21:34,287 Oh, shit! 1747 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,751 These guys are gonna get on that centrifuge back there, 1748 01:21:39,834 --> 01:21:42,087 drink as much milk as they can. 1749 01:21:42,545 --> 01:21:43,963 We're gonna see what happens. 1750 01:21:44,047 --> 01:21:45,965 This is the vomitron. 1751 01:21:46,383 --> 01:21:47,509 - Woo! - Yeah! 1752 01:21:47,592 --> 01:21:49,302 Taste the rainbow. 1753 01:21:49,386 --> 01:21:51,012 - Taste the rainbow. - Come on, guys. 1754 01:21:52,055 --> 01:21:54,641 If this is a race to see who vomits first, 1755 01:21:55,308 --> 01:21:58,061 I think I might have it. [LAUGHS] 1756 01:21:59,562 --> 01:22:01,773 Zach, aim your head down when you throw up. 1757 01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:03,858 - [LAUGHS] - It's comin' right at me. 1758 01:22:03,942 --> 01:22:04,943 Oh, God. 1759 01:22:05,485 --> 01:22:07,404 I can barely taste the pig cum in this. 1760 01:22:07,904 --> 01:22:10,573 - [LAUGHING] - Right? 1761 01:22:10,657 --> 01:22:12,534 MAN: All right, chug, chug. 1762 01:22:12,617 --> 01:22:13,660 Oh, shit. 1763 01:22:14,285 --> 01:22:15,870 Here we go! Fuck me! 1764 01:22:15,954 --> 01:22:17,122 EHREN: Just look at me, Eric. 1765 01:22:17,205 --> 01:22:19,165 - MAN: Pound that milk! - Yeah, chug it! 1766 01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,334 - Oh. - [GAGGING] 1767 01:22:21,459 --> 01:22:22,853 - Fuck it. - MAN: Is he already puking? 1768 01:22:22,877 --> 01:22:24,129 Jasper! 1769 01:22:24,421 --> 01:22:26,881 - Drink your fucking milk! - I'm trying! I'm fuckin' trying! 1770 01:22:27,173 --> 01:22:29,259 Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed! 1771 01:22:29,801 --> 01:22:31,344 Whoo! It's pickin' up! 1772 01:22:32,178 --> 01:22:35,223 Ah! Ahh! 1773 01:22:37,642 --> 01:22:39,227 ZACH: What the fuck did you eat? 1774 01:22:39,936 --> 01:22:41,104 What did he eat? 1775 01:22:43,273 --> 01:22:44,607 Go, go, go! 1776 01:22:44,691 --> 01:22:47,986 - ["RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING] - [SCREAMING] 1777 01:22:52,574 --> 01:22:53,908 MAN: Oh, shit! 1778 01:22:54,409 --> 01:22:56,035 What's happening now? 1779 01:22:56,494 --> 01:22:57,704 There's an army truck. 1780 01:22:58,705 --> 01:22:59,998 Holy shit. 1781 01:23:00,915 --> 01:23:02,500 Oh, shit, Imma pass out! 1782 01:23:03,042 --> 01:23:04,085 I'm passing out! 1783 01:23:04,169 --> 01:23:05,837 Zach's passing out? 1784 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,213 ZACH: I'm passing out. 1785 01:23:07,714 --> 01:23:10,383 I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast. 1786 01:23:11,092 --> 01:23:13,887 Red Robin Three. This is Big Hank Two. 1787 01:23:14,763 --> 01:23:16,848 I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it! 1788 01:23:17,182 --> 01:23:19,142 Bomb them into the stone age, son! 1789 01:23:19,684 --> 01:23:21,311 [SCREAMING] 1790 01:23:22,729 --> 01:23:24,189 Stop! 1791 01:23:24,814 --> 01:23:26,775 [SCREAMING] 1792 01:23:27,108 --> 01:23:29,152 MAN: Stop! Stop! 1793 01:23:30,820 --> 01:23:33,490 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1794 01:23:33,907 --> 01:23:34,908 What the fuck? 1795 01:23:43,249 --> 01:23:44,751 Oh, no! 1796 01:23:45,627 --> 01:23:47,420 It's a paintball time! 1797 01:23:48,087 --> 01:23:49,088 Fire! 1798 01:23:49,547 --> 01:23:51,633 [PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING] 1799 01:23:51,966 --> 01:23:53,843 [SCREAMING] 1800 01:23:53,927 --> 01:23:56,387 Stop! Stop! 1801 01:23:57,138 --> 01:23:59,307 No more! Oh! 1802 01:24:00,183 --> 01:24:02,018 I got shot in the fuckin' mouth. 1803 01:24:06,523 --> 01:24:08,566 MAN: Ah! Dave! Dave! 1804 01:24:08,650 --> 01:24:10,151 Get on the stretcher! 1805 01:24:10,652 --> 01:24:11,861 Get on the stretcher. 1806 01:24:15,281 --> 01:24:17,450 Don't get me! Ah! Fuck! 1807 01:24:21,746 --> 01:24:23,915 [SCREAMING] 1808 01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:27,293 [PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING] 1809 01:24:28,086 --> 01:24:30,296 Someday this war is gonna end. 1810 01:24:33,424 --> 01:24:34,425 [SCREAMS] 1811 01:24:35,552 --> 01:24:36,886 I don't know how to get out. 1812 01:24:37,679 --> 01:24:39,848 Help me, Eric! Help me! 1813 01:24:40,348 --> 01:24:41,975 [SCREAMING] 1814 01:24:43,685 --> 01:24:46,604 I love the smell of paintballs in the morning! 1815 01:24:48,606 --> 01:24:49,899 [PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING] 1816 01:24:56,155 --> 01:24:57,532 [EXPLOSIONS] 1817 01:24:59,075 --> 01:25:00,076 Ow! 1818 01:25:01,870 --> 01:25:05,456 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1819 01:25:06,249 --> 01:25:08,376 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1820 01:25:11,671 --> 01:25:13,047 Ow! Oh! 1821 01:25:13,131 --> 01:25:16,342 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1822 01:25:17,135 --> 01:25:18,469 Fuck, Jeff! 1823 01:25:20,013 --> 01:25:21,389 Look at Dave's face! 1824 01:25:21,472 --> 01:25:22,515 Look at... 1825 01:25:23,057 --> 01:25:27,270 - Oh, my God! - Fuck off! Fuck all the way off! 1826 01:25:28,062 --> 01:25:30,064 Dude, what the fuck? 1827 01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:33,192 - I'm sorry, bro. - That fuckin' hurt! 1828 01:25:34,277 --> 01:25:35,904 Get out there, get out there. 1829 01:25:36,279 --> 01:25:37,864 Poopies... Poopies is hurt. 1830 01:25:37,989 --> 01:25:39,991 - Are we done? - Let me see. 1831 01:25:40,074 --> 01:25:43,912 - Oh, my God. - POOPIES: Oh, my God, damn! 1832 01:25:43,995 --> 01:25:45,371 My dick really hurts, man. 1833 01:25:45,455 --> 01:25:46,706 He got shot in the dick. 1834 01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:48,625 MAN: That was fucked! 1835 01:25:50,919 --> 01:25:52,170 Oh, God. Look at that. 1836 01:25:52,253 --> 01:25:53,713 [LAUGHING] 1837 01:25:53,796 --> 01:25:56,215 DAVE: It's gotta be over, dude. I can't get any more hurt. 1838 01:25:56,633 --> 01:25:58,593 I think we're all the way finished, we're through. 1839 01:25:59,177 --> 01:26:00,345 Stick a fork in it. 1840 01:26:01,262 --> 01:26:02,388 We're done. 1841 01:26:05,725 --> 01:26:07,352 Oooh, is that your tooth, dude? 1842 01:26:08,019 --> 01:26:09,020 Wow! 1843 01:26:09,312 --> 01:26:11,022 That's a wrap on the movie. 1844 01:26:11,105 --> 01:26:12,315 [EXPLOSION] 1845 01:26:13,816 --> 01:26:17,487 [LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 1846 01:26:22,825 --> 01:26:24,327 [CHEERING] 1847 01:26:26,329 --> 01:26:27,455 [LAUGHING] 1848 01:26:29,248 --> 01:26:30,291 - Oh! - [LAUGHING] 1849 01:26:31,209 --> 01:26:33,503 - Huh? - [CHEERING] 1850 01:26:34,629 --> 01:26:35,922 [LAUGHING] 1851 01:26:39,592 --> 01:26:40,760 MAN: Oh, my God! 1852 01:26:42,929 --> 01:26:43,930 MAN: Oh, shit! 1853 01:26:44,222 --> 01:26:46,182 - Watch him get hit in the nuts! - MAN: Oh, no! 1854 01:26:47,225 --> 01:26:48,309 Oh, fuck! 1855 01:26:49,477 --> 01:26:50,979 Did anyone even film that? 1856 01:26:51,312 --> 01:26:52,313 He was. 1857 01:26:52,563 --> 01:26:54,273 [LAUGHING] 1858 01:26:56,484 --> 01:26:57,652 [SCREAMING] 1859 01:26:58,319 --> 01:27:00,321 - MAN: Oh, shit! - [LAUGHING] 1860 01:27:01,656 --> 01:27:05,660 This is the cup that we used for P.K. to hit me in the dick. 1861 01:27:05,743 --> 01:27:07,036 And apparently it worked. 1862 01:27:07,745 --> 01:27:09,455 [MEN LAUGHING] 1863 01:27:10,164 --> 01:27:12,166 But there's a big giant dent in it. 1864 01:27:18,589 --> 01:27:19,757 Are you kidding me? 1865 01:27:20,383 --> 01:27:21,384 MAN: Flamingo. 1866 01:27:22,468 --> 01:27:24,387 Flamingo, pelican, eh! 1867 01:27:24,470 --> 01:27:25,614 MAN: Give that a whirl, yeah. 1868 01:27:25,638 --> 01:27:27,056 Probably, like, her least concern. 1869 01:27:29,017 --> 01:27:30,018 RACHEL: That's awesome. 1870 01:27:30,643 --> 01:27:32,603 I didn't even know he could go that fast. 1871 01:27:33,855 --> 01:27:35,940 [LAUGHING] 1872 01:27:36,899 --> 01:27:38,609 MAN: Oh, my God! 1873 01:27:39,777 --> 01:27:41,654 I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday. 1874 01:27:42,447 --> 01:27:43,573 Yeah, Parks! 1875 01:27:44,282 --> 01:27:47,410 Good job, dude! You launched! 1876 01:27:47,493 --> 01:27:48,745 That was crazy. 1877 01:27:50,204 --> 01:27:53,416 Oh, fuck, yeah, you the main one talkin' shit. Motherfucker, do it! 1878 01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:55,168 That's a hot mama. 1879 01:27:55,543 --> 01:27:57,670 - MAN: Who's this? - CHRIS: He's my offspring. 1880 01:27:58,087 --> 01:28:00,256 For real, like, I've been watching Jackass since I was 1881 01:28:00,339 --> 01:28:03,885 - like 12 years old, 10 years old. - Right. 1882 01:28:03,968 --> 01:28:06,929 But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here. 1883 01:28:07,013 --> 01:28:08,306 We're here, baby! 1884 01:28:08,806 --> 01:28:10,846 Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world, 1885 01:28:10,892 --> 01:28:12,310 not the second biggest either. 1886 01:28:13,603 --> 01:28:16,147 I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group. 1887 01:28:16,647 --> 01:28:21,736 That was what... That was what I was most nervous about is showing it on... 1888 01:28:21,819 --> 01:28:23,071 to the whole world. 1889 01:28:23,196 --> 01:28:25,490 - Yeah. - But that's what we're here for. 1890 01:28:26,032 --> 01:28:28,076 - [LAUGHING] - [GROANING] 1891 01:28:31,621 --> 01:28:34,123 My name's Irving Zissman, and I'm a prick. 1892 01:28:36,501 --> 01:28:37,877 And that's the truth. 1893 01:28:39,045 --> 01:28:41,005 I kind of feel like praying right now. 1894 01:28:41,506 --> 01:28:43,466 Boom, boom. boom, boom. 1895 01:28:44,133 --> 01:28:45,843 [CHEERING] 1896 01:28:46,928 --> 01:28:48,096 Was that a prank? 1897 01:28:48,888 --> 01:28:50,890 [LAUGHING] 1898 01:28:53,101 --> 01:28:54,560 Y'all ain't right, man. 1899 01:28:55,103 --> 01:28:57,313 That was beautiful. 1900 01:28:58,064 --> 01:28:59,732 I love you guys, man, for that. 1901 01:28:59,816 --> 01:29:02,110 Did they put that goofy-ass beard on in makeup? 1902 01:29:02,193 --> 01:29:03,629 You a hater. I knew he was gonna come over 1903 01:29:03,653 --> 01:29:05,696 and say some fuck shit about my nice-ass beard. 1904 01:29:06,322 --> 01:29:08,491 - Yeah, 'cause that's-- - [SCREAMS] 1905 01:29:08,574 --> 01:29:10,201 [ALL LAUGHING] 1906 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,412 Oh, my God! 1907 01:29:13,538 --> 01:29:15,039 Holy fuck. 1908 01:29:19,252 --> 01:29:21,504 Oh, my God, dude. 1909 01:29:22,004 --> 01:29:23,464 Come on, Zach! 1910 01:29:27,218 --> 01:29:28,261 Oh, God! 1911 01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:32,765 Oh, my, you missed the bucket. 1912 01:29:35,726 --> 01:29:37,436 I'm in the weirdest position. 1913 01:29:38,104 --> 01:29:40,857 SPIKE: All right, let's get that camera ready with the 16 mil, 1914 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,441 right down Main Street. 1915 01:29:42,525 --> 01:29:44,527 [CHATTERING] 1916 01:29:47,488 --> 01:29:48,781 - Hey, Rick. - Hey! 1917 01:29:49,323 --> 01:29:50,992 [SCREAMING] 1918 01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:00,418 I was trying to look stoked. 1919 01:30:04,005 --> 01:30:05,339 MAN: There it is! 1920 01:30:05,923 --> 01:30:07,550 First time you got cummed on? 1921 01:30:07,633 --> 01:30:09,302 Yeah. For sure. 1922 01:30:09,385 --> 01:30:10,511 Or the second. 1923 01:30:15,391 --> 01:30:17,894 - I am, I have no... - Okay, listen. 1924 01:30:17,977 --> 01:30:19,187 Did we get it? 1925 01:30:21,022 --> 01:30:23,149 - You just gotta take it. - You just gotta go. 1926 01:30:23,232 --> 01:30:25,127 - MAN: Take it like a man. - You just gotta take it. 1927 01:30:25,151 --> 01:30:26,819 [SCREAMING] 1928 01:30:29,447 --> 01:30:30,656 MAN: Cut! Cut! 1929 01:30:31,449 --> 01:30:32,491 That's good. 1930 01:30:33,117 --> 01:30:34,911 MAN: Three, two, one! 1931 01:30:37,663 --> 01:30:40,917 Ow, ow, ow! Ow, my hand's burned. 1932 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,501 Ow, my hand's burning! 1933 01:30:42,585 --> 01:30:44,045 Hey, Dave. 1934 01:30:44,128 --> 01:30:45,463 - Dave, you good, bro? - Yeah. 1935 01:30:45,546 --> 01:30:46,690 I'm all right, I'll be all right. 1936 01:30:46,714 --> 01:30:47,924 I'm just going-- I am burned. 1937 01:30:49,425 --> 01:30:50,426 [CRACKLING] 1938 01:30:50,509 --> 01:30:51,761 Oh, God! 1939 01:30:51,844 --> 01:30:52,845 Fuck! 1940 01:30:54,430 --> 01:30:55,598 [SCREAMS] 1941 01:30:56,724 --> 01:30:57,892 MAN: How's his head? 1942 01:31:01,729 --> 01:31:03,648 Can't have nothin' nice, can I? 1943 01:31:07,068 --> 01:31:09,612 Will you make him an actual coffee, Stephanie, thank you. 1944 01:31:09,695 --> 01:31:10,738 Oh, dude. 1945 01:31:10,821 --> 01:31:11,924 STEPHANIE: Here, I made you another one. 1946 01:31:11,948 --> 01:31:12,949 Awesome. 1947 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:15,368 [ALL LAUGHING] 1948 01:31:23,417 --> 01:31:24,835 [ALL LAUGHING] 1949 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,343 That's actually not the milkshake. 1950 01:31:32,426 --> 01:31:33,427 All right! 1951 01:31:34,428 --> 01:31:36,138 Dude wanted to be just like me. 1952 01:31:37,223 --> 01:31:38,641 What? Dude, that's sick. 1953 01:31:39,267 --> 01:31:41,769 Trailer moment. Don't move. 1954 01:31:42,353 --> 01:31:44,480 [IMITATING GUITAR] 1955 01:31:46,649 --> 01:31:47,650 We ready? 1956 01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:50,861 Huh? 1957 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:52,321 He's ready. 1958 01:31:52,989 --> 01:31:54,824 So we're all ready to do this? 1959 01:31:55,032 --> 01:31:57,285 - MAN: We're ready. - MAN 2: Everyone rolling? 1960 01:31:57,743 --> 01:31:59,912 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1961 01:32:02,206 --> 01:32:03,708 [ALL GROANING] 1962 01:32:03,833 --> 01:32:05,710 MAN: Oh, my God! 1963 01:32:05,793 --> 01:32:08,379 Wow! That is legit right there. 1964 01:32:08,462 --> 01:32:09,880 Let me get in on that one. 1965 01:32:11,215 --> 01:32:13,676 I'm running around in a G-string for a living. 1966 01:32:13,759 --> 01:32:15,362 MAN: You are making a living at that right now. 1967 01:32:15,386 --> 01:32:17,471 - Yeah. - It looked good on you. 1968 01:32:19,598 --> 01:32:23,269 I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus 1969 01:32:23,352 --> 01:32:27,273 to come and eat the flesh of the wallaby. 1970 01:32:27,815 --> 01:32:29,650 I can totally see through Steve-O's. 1971 01:32:30,234 --> 01:32:32,236 [LAUGHING] 1972 01:32:35,656 --> 01:32:37,616 This is so gross, man. 1973 01:32:38,784 --> 01:32:40,578 Can we get one with the finger in your mouth? 1974 01:32:44,165 --> 01:32:47,251 I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place. 1975 01:32:47,335 --> 01:32:49,670 I'm Dave England, and I got to take a shit. 1976 01:32:51,797 --> 01:32:53,049 [GRUNTS] 1977 01:32:54,091 --> 01:32:56,344 MAN: I hope you're gonna get that son of a bitch. 1978 01:32:56,427 --> 01:32:59,889 DAVE: I took a huge coil in there, and it stunk so bad. 1979 01:32:59,972 --> 01:33:03,309 Weren't you on 90210 not too long ago-- [SCREAMS] 1980 01:33:10,524 --> 01:33:11,817 MAN: Hey, come here. Jump-- 1981 01:33:11,901 --> 01:33:13,152 [SCREAMS] 1982 01:33:14,487 --> 01:33:16,989 Get it off! Get it off! 1983 01:33:17,073 --> 01:33:18,574 Hold the collar up so I can see it. 1984 01:33:22,286 --> 01:33:23,454 JOHNNY: Did I get you? 1985 01:33:24,622 --> 01:33:29,210 We're going to convince Kosick that this is a piece of audio equipment. 1986 01:33:29,585 --> 01:33:31,796 Unbeknownst to him, he's gonna be shocked. 1987 01:33:31,879 --> 01:33:32,922 Yeah, it's a microphone. 1988 01:33:33,005 --> 01:33:34,006 I don't hear nothing. 1989 01:33:35,591 --> 01:33:36,842 [BUZZING] 1990 01:33:40,805 --> 01:33:42,223 Stop it now. Stop it. 1991 01:33:42,306 --> 01:33:43,682 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1992 01:33:45,267 --> 01:33:46,727 MAN: Hey, let's eat. 1993 01:33:46,811 --> 01:33:48,312 Who wants some? 1994 01:33:48,396 --> 01:33:49,397 MAN: Face your fears. 1995 01:33:51,482 --> 01:33:55,069 He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look. 1996 01:33:56,028 --> 01:33:58,823 MAN: Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care. 1997 01:34:00,074 --> 01:34:01,283 Dude, dude! 1998 01:34:01,367 --> 01:34:02,785 [LAUGHING] 1999 01:34:03,994 --> 01:34:05,329 Ow, ow! Dude! 2000 01:34:05,413 --> 01:34:06,580 Dude! Chill! 2001 01:34:07,081 --> 01:34:08,207 Chill, dude! 2002 01:34:08,749 --> 01:34:10,042 It's for the movie, dude. 2003 01:34:10,793 --> 01:34:13,087 He kicked your ass, dude. 2004 01:34:17,425 --> 01:34:19,176 How's Raab not in this? 2005 01:34:19,260 --> 01:34:21,363 I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen. 2006 01:34:21,387 --> 01:34:23,889 Hey, I'm Raab Himself, and this is Bungy-Wedgie. 2007 01:34:25,349 --> 01:34:27,351 - [SCREAMING] - [LAUGHING] 2008 01:34:30,438 --> 01:34:32,064 [LAUGHING] 2009 01:34:33,691 --> 01:34:34,942 JOHNNY: Watch out. 2010 01:34:35,568 --> 01:34:37,570 - [SCREAMING] - [LAUGHING] 2011 01:34:40,322 --> 01:34:41,365 Stop it! 2012 01:34:45,453 --> 01:34:46,662 Oh! You got my nuts! 2013 01:34:47,746 --> 01:34:49,248 Oh, man, I'm stuck. 2014 01:34:50,207 --> 01:34:51,500 [SCREAMS] 2015 01:34:54,962 --> 01:34:56,797 [LAUGHING] 2016 01:35:07,850 --> 01:35:09,935 MAN: And cut. 2017 01:35:11,729 --> 01:35:13,731 [JOHNNY READING] 2018 01:35:14,731 --> 01:35:34,731 {\an8}𝄆 Downloaded From BollyFlix 𝄇 Visit & Support