1 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,083 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,500 (GLASS SHATTERS) 3 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,375 ('60S POP MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:33,917 (SIGHS) 5 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,667 Morning, Gus, my little one-finned wonder. 6 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:33,708 Hello, Mom. It's me. Just checkin' in. 7 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:37,625 I got your postcard, putting it up on Gus' tank now. 8 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:40,542 Yeah, it's very nice. He is fuming, though. 9 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,792 Keeps asking why I don't take him anywhere nice. (CHUCKLES) 10 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,167 Maybe one day, right? 11 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:48,417 He'd love to get out there, but it's a bit hard with one fin, innit? 12 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,417 Anyway, Mom, all's well here. Not too bad. 13 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,750 Still wake up every morning still feeling like I got hit by a bus. 14 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:56,583 And if you... 15 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,583 Hey, mate, still selling the old brushes and brooms, right? 16 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:04,958 Right in front of my entrance. It's... Got no problem with it. Cheers. 17 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,167 Anyway, sorry I missed you, Mom. 18 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,875 I'll try you again tomorrow. Laters, gators. 19 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,083 Oh, bloody hell. Wait! 20 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,083 Bollocks. 21 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,167 Cheers. 22 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:40,583 Hmm. 23 00:04:42,292 --> 00:04:43,750 Will you look at that? 24 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:45,708 Looks like someone mistook 25 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:47,833 the Great Pyramid of Giza for a rubbish dump. 26 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,083 It's not like there's anything in there. 27 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,375 Yeah. Maybe not. 28 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,125 But in there 29 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:57,917 is something wicked. 30 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,917 Check it out. They'd take this big metal hook, right? 31 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,125 And they go up the old nozzle and... (IMITATES SUCTION) 32 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:08,917 All the organs would come out. Except for the heart. 33 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,167 How come? 34 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,042 Because they believed you needed your heart 35 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,917 to be judged in the Underworld 36 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,125 and only the worthiest would be allowed to pass through the Field of Reeds. 37 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:21,833 And did it suck for you? Getting rejected from the Field of Reeds? 38 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:24,792 That doesn't make sense 'cause I'm not dead, am I? 39 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,042 -WOMAN: Stevie. -Am I... 40 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:30,000 -That better not be you again. -Sorry, Donna. Yeah, sorry. Got it. 41 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,250 STEVEN: There we go. 42 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,167 Don't know how many times I have to tell you this. 43 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,375 You're not the bloody tour guide, Stevie. 44 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,708 Steven, actually. I am... Steven. 45 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:41,833 No, you're bloody useless 46 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:44,417 unless you're actually doing what you're paid to do, 47 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,500 which is to sell these to children. 48 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,500 Got it. 49 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:51,625 (DONNA SIGHS) 50 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,042 WOMAN: Hello. 51 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,833 -Hello. -How's the sugar trade going? 52 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:01,250 I don't know what this has to do with Egypt really. 53 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:03,625 They didn't have that back then, did they? No. 54 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,500 They liked figs and dates, and... 55 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:10,125 My next tour's here but just checking, we still on for 7:00 tomorrow? 56 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:15,375 -"7:00 tomorrow"? -"Best steak in town"? 57 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,167 -Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. -Yeah? Okay. (CHUCKLES) 58 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,625 Sorry. But... 59 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,917 -What? -Are you asking me out? 60 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:26,958 (CHUCKLES) 61 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:30,750 -You're funny. I'll see you then. -(STEVEN CHUCKLES) 62 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:35,167 Stevie, you absolute rascal. I didn't know you had taken a crack. 63 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,833 I didn't know either. 64 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:39,000 Hang on, did she say steak? 65 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:41,875 What in the world's a bloody vegan gonna eat in a steak house? 66 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,292 I don't know, Donna. Salad? Bread? 67 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:49,208 Yeah, I can see why she went for it. Real catch you are. 68 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,250 (CODE READER BEEPS) 69 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:58,250 -Bring those hippos up here, will you? -Yeah, sure. 70 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:02,417 Taweret. The hippo, Goddess Taweret. Oh, Donna, that reminds me. 71 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,042 When I was coming in this morning, I saw the banners outside. 72 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,208 And that's what made you late for work again, was it? 73 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:08,292 No. Sorry about that. 74 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:10,083 -The bus came early... -Third time this week 75 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,167 -you've shuffled in like a lazy sod. -I know. 76 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:15,000 That's why you'll be on inventory this week. Well done. 77 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:16,917 All right. Aye, aye, Captain. 78 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:18,667 But no. I wanted to tell you that 79 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,333 the banners and the posters of the Ennead... 80 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:22,792 -The what? -The Ennead? 81 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:25,208 You know, like, the super group of Egyptian gods? 82 00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:28,542 -You got Horus, Osiris, Tefnut... -Stop, please. 83 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:32,458 If this is some weird audition to tour guide here, the answer's still no. 84 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:35,542 No. What I'm trying... That's actually crushing to hear. 85 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,667 But what I'm trying to point out... 86 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:41,250 I'm not trying to slag off marketing, but there's been a major blunder 87 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:44,250 because they've got seven gods here, and the Ennead has nine. 88 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,292 I fired two of them for bein' late. 89 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:51,167 Listen, if you don't stop natterin' at me, I swear I'll shove you in a sarcophagus. 90 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:54,083 You can tell the pharaoh in there what's wrong with them and all. 91 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,833 -Go on. -All right. 92 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:00,167 -Go. Now. Oh, leave it. -Yeah. I'm sorry. 93 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,000 Just leave it. Get out. Go away from me. 94 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,750 All right, always lovely to chat. 95 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,042 (DOOR OPENS) 96 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:15,083 -Hey. Good night, J.B. -Good night, Scotty. 97 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,292 -See ya, mate. -Scotty? 98 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,792 It's Steven. With a "V". 99 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:22,958 J.B.: Huh. 100 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:25,875 See you tomorrow. 101 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:31,000 Honestly, it's like my body wants to get up 102 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:35,167 and wander about, you know, like it has to get the 10,000 steps in. 103 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,375 You know? And I don't even know about it until I wake up wherever. 104 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,917 That's why I try to stay awake at night. What do you think? 105 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,042 Nah. You're right. I mean, I guess 106 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,625 there are stranger things that people do, but... 107 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:52,083 No? Well, I think it's a bit... I'm sorry. 108 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,625 Extra pralines for the man himself. 109 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,333 So, the girl I was telling you about, the one from work. 110 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,333 -We're going on a date tomorrow. -Excuse me. 111 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,208 -Can you take our picture with him? -Sure. 112 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,750 -Thank you. -We're going on a date. 113 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,333 I didn't even ask her. I don't know how it happened. 114 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,083 One. Two. Three. 115 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,375 -There you are. Cheers. -Thank you. 116 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,750 -Don't forget the tip. -MAN: Oh, yes. 117 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,333 (COINS CLINK) 118 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:18,708 -Cheers. -Thank you. 119 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:23,958 Anyway, if I am gonna have a girlfriend, at some point, 120 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:28,458 obviously can't have ankle restraints on my bed, can I? 121 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:31,500 That's like the definition of a red flag, isn't it? 122 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:35,583 You know what I mean, yeah? Yeah, you know what I mean. 123 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,708 Gotta figure something out. 124 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,792 All right, I better jog on. 125 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,417 Nice catching up. 126 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:50,167 I will see you on the flip-flop. 127 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,792 -(COINS CLINK) -All right, laters. 128 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:21,292 FEMALE VOICE: Hello! And welcome to Staying Awake. 129 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:24,708 Let's start with trying to solve a puzzle. 130 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,667 Solving puzzles is a great way to keep your mind awake. 131 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,500 Bored with puzzles? Try a book. 132 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,583 Reading can keep your mind alert and focused. 133 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,750 Imagine being in the story you're reading. 134 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,500 Is there an exciting chapter you'd like to be a part of? 135 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:45,500 Just remember, you'll need about five hours to keep your natural self. 136 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:50,083 Hello! And welcome to Staying Awake. 137 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,458 Let's start with trying to solve a puzzle. 138 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,333 Solving puzzles is a great way to keep your mind awake. 139 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:56,792 Bored with puzzles? 140 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,042 Try a book. 141 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:03,333 Hello! Reading... Is there a chapter you'd like to be a part of? 142 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,750 (OVERLAPPING AUDIO) 143 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,750 (GROANS, GASPS) 144 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:17,792 Oh, my God. 145 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:21,833 (JAW POPPING) 146 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,292 Ah! 147 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,375 Oh, that was weird. What happened? 148 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,125 What... What was that? 149 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,000 (GROANS) 150 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,542 (GASPS) 151 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,958 -MALE VOICE: Go back to sleep, worm. -Hello? 152 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:50,542 -You're not supposed to be here. -Yep. I completely agree. 153 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:55,542 -Where are you? -Surrender the body to Marc. 154 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,750 Sorry, what? "The body"? What... 155 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:04,208 -"Surrender the body"? What body? -Oh, the idiot's in control. 156 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:14,625 (GASPS SOFTLY) 157 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:19,500 Hello. 158 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,250 Hi... 159 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,042 What are you doing? 160 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,542 No, no, no! 161 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,750 MALE VOICE: Don't just stand there. Run! 162 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,042 -No, no, no! No! Please! (SCREAMS) -(GUNSHOTS) 163 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,792 (PANTING) 164 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,917 -(GUNSHOTS) -(GASPING) 165 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,292 (WHIMPERS) 166 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,083 MAN: He's heading for the village. 167 00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:55,458 (BELLS TOLLING) 168 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,167 (CROWD WHISPERING) 169 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,333 (WHISPERING CONTINUES) 170 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,792 MAN: What a beautiful day. 171 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,167 It's like we're in Heaven. Only it's not Heaven, is it? 172 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:53,833 It's a darkness. Sometimes it hides in our very hearts. 173 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:57,083 We are here to make the Earth as much like Heaven as possible. 174 00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,875 Who'd like to go first? 175 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:07,500 You're a brave man. Offering your soul for judgment. 176 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:11,292 Wanting to serve our goddess even before she wakes. 177 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:23,083 I judge you in Ammit's name with but a fraction of her power. 178 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,667 This is the face of a good man. 179 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,083 -(MAN 1 CHUCKLES) -MAN 2: Thank you. 180 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,500 (CROWD MURMURING) 181 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,042 MAN 1: Who would like to go next? 182 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,750 Please, Harrow. I must know. 183 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,042 Call me Arthur. Come. 184 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:59,042 Will you accept your scales, regardless of the outcome? 185 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,250 WOMAN: Yes. 186 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,292 ARTHUR: I'm sorry. 187 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,917 I've been good my entire life. 188 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,292 I believe you. 189 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:24,750 But the scales see everything. Perhaps it's something that lies ahead. 190 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:29,792 Well... I wish you could live to see the world we make. 191 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,333 Yet, Ammit has decided. 192 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,458 -(ARTHUR BREATHES HEAVILY) -(WOMAN GASPS) 193 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,417 (BODY THUDS) 194 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,958 I'm sorry. There was a problem with the exchange. 195 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,000 We got ambushed. Someone killed two of our men. 196 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,833 Is he still here? 197 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,000 GUARD: We think so, yes. 198 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,542 (SPEAKING ANCIENT EGYPTIAN) 199 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,042 -STEVEN: Oh, bollocks. -ARTHUR: (IN ENGLISH) You... 200 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,542 I know you. 201 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,333 Me? Hi, uh... 202 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,958 Mercenary. 203 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,125 "Mercenary"? No, no. I'm not a mercenary. 204 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,458 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) No, I'm a gift shop-ist. 205 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,333 I work at a gift shop. My name's Steven Grant. 206 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,625 Uh... 207 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,375 I'm trying to get back home. Back to London. 208 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:36,583 (ENUNCIATING) London? Don't know why I'm saying it like that. 209 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,792 -Well, Steven Grant of the gift shop. -STEVEN: Yeah? 210 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:44,083 -Will you return the scarab? -The... The what? Oh, all right. 211 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,292 Yeah, the... Oh, you mean... 212 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:50,833 -MALE VOICE: You will give him nothing. -Here. 213 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:59,167 I strongly encourage you to return that. 214 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,208 I'm not... I'm... 215 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:06,667 I'm try... 216 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:10,917 Come on, now. It's like my fingers froze. 217 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,708 But here's some of that... I don't know, maybe it's the high altitude or something. 218 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,833 (EXHALES SHARPLY) Ah! 219 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,208 There, take it. So strange. Sorry, but... 220 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,042 -I will not ask again. -I didn't do that on purpose. 221 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,583 I don't know what's happening. 222 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,458 There we go. Just take it, take it, take it, take it. 223 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,708 -Oh, God! Now I'm trying to stop my legs. -ARTHUR: Take him! 224 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:35,875 I can't... I'm trying to stop my legs from moving. I'm trying to give it to you. 225 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,000 -Wait, wait, wait! -It's all right. 226 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,875 STEVEN: I'm trying, mate. I swear I'm trying to give it to you. 227 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,667 (STEVEN GROANING) 228 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:44,917 GUARD: Got it! 229 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,125 (PANTS) 230 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,875 MALE VOICE: No. The idiot's back. 231 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,250 Ah... 232 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:53,667 Oh... 233 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,250 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 234 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,500 Sorry. 235 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,375 Oh, God. 236 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,833 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna go, all right? Yeah. 237 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,208 Oh, God. Oh, God. 238 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:12,708 I see you're angry. I know I've made you angry. I'm sorry, yeah? 239 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,958 Please, I don't... 240 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,917 STEVEN: Oh, God. 241 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:19,833 MALE VOICE: Don't you dare drop the scarab. 242 00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,375 All right, all right, all right! 243 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,917 That is my van! That is my van! 244 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,250 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 245 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,917 (POP MUSIC PLAYING IN VAN) 246 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:43,708 What am I doing? What am I doing? I don't even have my license. 247 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,917 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -Oh, my God. 248 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,833 Bugger, there's so many of them. 249 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,958 This has to be a dream. This has to be a dream. 250 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,042 They're gonna kill me. They're gonna kill me. 251 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:02,292 Come on, you bloody cupcake van! Move it! 252 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,000 (HORN BLARING) 253 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,583 (SCREAMS) 254 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,250 (TIRES SCREECH) 255 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,958 (CRASHING) 256 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,958 (STEVEN GROANS) 257 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,125 (HORN HONKS) 258 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:27,000 Come on! Move your ass! Thank you. So sorry. Thank you. 259 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250 Charming. 260 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,458 (GRUNTS) 261 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:52,500 Wait, wait, wait! I'm sorry, I'm sorry about the cupcake. No, no, no! 262 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,667 (GROANS) 263 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,667 (PANTS) 264 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,333 -(GASPS) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 265 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,792 MALE VOICE: Wake up, Marc! If he loses the scarab, I'll kill you both. 266 00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,667 I don't understand what's happening! 267 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,333 -MALE VOICE: Truck, stupid! -What? 268 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,458 Truck! 269 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,167 -(TRUCK HORN BLARING) -(SCREAMING) 270 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,458 No! 271 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,792 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 272 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,125 Oh, no, no, no! 273 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,375 (HORN BLARING) 274 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,958 (YELLS) 275 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,708 (GROANS) 276 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,208 (PANTS) 277 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 (GASPS) 278 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,292 Huh? Oh, God. 279 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,375 I'm driving backwards. 280 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,792 -MALE VOICE: Did he just throw the gun? -I don't know what I'm doing. 281 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,750 Then leave us be, parasite! 282 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,500 (TIRES SCREECHING) 283 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,250 (GROANS) 284 00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:58,250 (BRAKES HISS) 285 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,250 -Oh, come on, come on. -(ENGINE SPUTTERS) 286 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,375 (TIRES SCREECHING) 287 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,000 (VAN ENGINE SPUTTERS) 288 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,375 (BRANCHES SNAPPING) 289 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,042 Oh, shit! 290 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:17,792 (SCREAMS) 291 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,125 (GASPS) 292 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,375 (SIGHS) 293 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,250 Oh, God. (CHUCKLES) 294 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,667 (LAUGHS) Oh, God. 295 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,167 ('60S POP MUSIC PLAYING) 296 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,958 What Neanderthals dreamed of. The paleoanthropologists... 297 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,208 How we doin', Gus? You sleep all right? 298 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,458 Hmm? 299 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,917 I wonder what fishes dream about. 300 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,625 What the... Fish. 301 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,667 What do you mean, "grew back"? 302 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,708 Yesterday, that fish had one fin. It was like that when I bought him. 303 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,875 -Today, what do you see? -I see two... 304 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:29,000 (YELLS) Two fins! Yeah, sorry. But, yeah, he's got two fins now. 305 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,875 So, is that normal, or... 306 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,542 Well, if you wanna swap it, go ahead. 307 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,625 But, like I said yesterday, they've all got... 308 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,583 What do you mean? I wasn't here yesterday. 309 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:37,708 (SCOFFS) Yeah, all right. 310 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:40,667 Look, as I said, they've all got two fins. 311 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,625 I don't care what that Nemo movie says. 312 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:45,292 Find a pet shop that sells disabled fish and go there. 313 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:48,208 -I don't have time for this. -Wait, is that... Is that clock right? 314 00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:49,917 No, that's impossible, I just woke up. 315 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,750 Are you mad? The fish is wrong, the time is wrong. You're not quite right. 316 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:56,708 Bugger, I've got a date. Sorry, I've got a date. 317 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:05,667 All right. 318 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,583 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 319 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,125 You look like a knob. 320 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,917 We still expecting one more? 321 00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:22,375 Yes. It's not looking so good, is it? 322 00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:27,875 (CELL PHONE UNLOCKS) 323 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:32,792 (LINE RINGS) 324 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,500 DYLAN: Punchy. Calling me now? 325 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:45,792 What? What do you mean? I'm at the restaurant for steak. It's steak time. 326 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,792 Yeah, I ate steak by myself, thanks. Two days ago. 327 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:53,417 What? I thought we said Friday? Today. 328 00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:56,292 Right. Welcome to Sunday. 329 00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:02,250 Come on, no. I think Friday still comes after Thursday, doesn't it? 330 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:04,542 It doesn't change the fact that today is Sunday, 331 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,417 which means "lose my number." 332 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,417 (SCOFFS) Cheers. 333 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,917 -But... -(LINE DISCONNECTS) 334 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,750 Sorry, what day is it today? 335 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,750 -WAITER: Sunday, sir. -No. 336 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,208 Is it... 337 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,542 Really? 338 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,667 The kitchen's closing soon. 339 00:24:27,292 --> 00:24:30,208 Okay. Um... You know what? 340 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:33,250 I'll have a steak, please. 341 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,583 Sure. What cut would you like? 342 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,333 I see. 343 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,458 Um... 344 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,083 I'll have the best bit of the... 345 00:24:45,042 --> 00:24:47,167 The steak. That's the bit that I want. 346 00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:51,708 The center-cut's filet. And how would you like that? 347 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,458 Good, yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah. 348 00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,208 -I'll... I'll put you for well done. -Okay. All right. 349 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:03,083 Yeah. That sounds delicious. 350 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,125 Yeah, you know, I think she really liked me. 351 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,292 She loved the flowers. Yeah. 352 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,500 Yeah, well, I'm gonna bring her around soon, I think. 353 00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:25,042 Yeah, I think you'd love her. Yeah, she's got a great sense of humor. 354 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:29,958 So... Anyway, I'll tell you more about it tomorrow. Love you. Laters, gators. 355 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,708 (DOOR BUZZES OPEN) 356 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:41,333 (DOOR UNLOCKS) 357 00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:10,500 Do you want some? 358 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,083 All right. 359 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,917 You can have some sprinkles. 360 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:30,083 If you're Gus, I'm the bloody Queen of Sheba. 361 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:33,583 (THUDS) 362 00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,708 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 363 00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:47,917 What's this? 364 00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:22,917 (GROANS MILDLY) 365 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:24,708 What is this about? 366 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:31,833 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 367 00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,917 -There we are. -(CELL PHONE STARTUP CHIMING) 368 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,250 All right. 369 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,333 Layla. 370 00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:07,625 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 371 00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:19,167 Yeah? 372 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:20,708 LAYLA: Oh, my God, you're alive. 373 00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,250 -Yeah, all right. -That's it? 374 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:26,000 I've been texting and calling you for months. 375 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,500 You couldn't give me any sign that you were okay? 376 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,667 (SIGHS) I thought something happened to you. 377 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,958 Where are you? Where've you been? 378 00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:34,167 Uh... (SIGHS) 379 00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:36,458 Hello? You... (SIGHS) 380 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,625 Sorry, I just found this phone in my flat, 381 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:42,333 and I'm just trying to figure out whose it is. 382 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:44,292 -What is with this accent? -What? 383 00:28:44,917 --> 00:28:46,250 What is happening right now? 384 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,250 Sorry, who do you think I am? 385 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,333 What do you mean, "who"? What's wrong with you, Marc? 386 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,542 What did you just call me? 387 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,083 Who is this? 388 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,125 Why did you call me "Marc"? 389 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,458 -Hello? -(LINE DISCONNECTS) 390 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:09,750 -No, no, no. Come on. -(DIALS NUMBER) 391 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,250 (LINE RINGING) 392 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,083 MALE VOICE: (ECHOES) Steven. 393 00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:18,625 Steven. 394 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,250 -Hello? -Steven. 395 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:30,250 -You need to stop. -Who said that? 396 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:39,500 -You're gonna get yourself in trouble. -Oh, no, no, no, mate. 397 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:41,292 Someone's having a laugh. 398 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,792 Oh, God. Oh, God. 399 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,000 (PANTING) 400 00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,417 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 401 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,417 Bloody hell. 402 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:07,625 What the... 403 00:30:11,417 --> 00:30:12,458 (SIGHS MILDLY) 404 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,542 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 405 00:30:20,792 --> 00:30:21,875 MALE VOICE: Steven. 406 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,042 Stop looking. 407 00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:28,500 (RUMBLING) 408 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,417 Oh, God. What's happening? 409 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:33,958 What's happening? 410 00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:38,583 Oh, God! 411 00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:48,417 (PANTING) 412 00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,708 (ELEVATOR THUDS) 413 00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:13,667 No, G. G, G. Let's go. Come on. Ground floor. 414 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:28,000 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 415 00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,375 (MONSTER MUMBLING) 416 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:36,708 -(MONSTER SCREAMING) -(STEVEN GASPS) 417 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,042 Hold the door. 418 00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:41,417 -WOMAN: Thank you. -(STEVEN GASPS) 419 00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:48,083 (STEVEN BREATHING HEAVILY) 420 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,750 Hiya. 421 00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:54,792 -Hi. -You all right? 422 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:57,042 Fine. Thank you. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 423 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,583 Just lost my contact lens. 424 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:01,792 Hope you find it. 425 00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:05,333 Electrical problems in the building, innit? 426 00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:06,917 Always the same, isn't it? 427 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,917 -Are we back on the fifth floor? -Yes, the fifth. 428 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,708 My friend Claire lives here. I'm visiting her. 429 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,833 She's expecting me. (KNOCKING AT DOOR RAPIDLY) 430 00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:16,125 (STEVEN SIGHS DEEPLY) 431 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,500 What's going on? 432 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,292 (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 433 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,417 (CAWING) 434 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,792 (SCREAMS) 435 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,375 (EXCLAIMS MILDLY) 436 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,208 (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 437 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:41,333 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 438 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:53,000 Oh, my God. He's real. 439 00:32:59,792 --> 00:33:00,958 (J.B. LAUGHING) 440 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:03,667 Hey, J.B., how you doin', mate? 441 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,125 -How's it going, Scotty? All right, mate. -It's Steven. 442 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,000 -Are you watching otter videos again? -They're adorable, mate. 443 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,458 Great, yeah. Cool. Listen, man, 444 00:33:10,542 --> 00:33:13,750 I need you to keep an eye out, 'cause I'm being followed. 445 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:16,208 -Really, mate? -Yeah. Will you just, 446 00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:19,500 -like, not let anyone in, yeah? -It's a museum. That'll be difficult. 447 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,750 Obviously. I just mean, like, anyone dodgy. 448 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,708 Anyone who wants to come in can, it's free. 449 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:26,125 -I get it. This man... -Can you take these downstairs? 450 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,667 -Wait. I know. -Gotta go, it's Mom. 451 00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,833 -I get it. Just a second. -Take it downstairs now. 452 00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:32,625 -Just help me out... -Can you take this downstairs, please? 453 00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:35,250 STEVEN: Oh, my God. That man was on the bus. 454 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,500 I don't give a monkey's. Take these downstairs... 455 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:40,875 Will you... Please, just give me a minute? 456 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,958 Yeah? Thanks, Donna. 457 00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:45,833 DONNA: You're still on inventory tonight. 458 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,917 -So you really do work here. -STEVEN: Oh, God. 459 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,417 I'd assumed Steven Grant was an alias. Imagine my surprise to find you here. 460 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,292 Excuse me, Ronnie. This man right here has been following me. 461 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:12,042 -Now, I don't know... -Praise Ammit. 462 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:17,250 -Thank you. -Ronnie, you're part of this? 463 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,625 Mate, I don't have your bloody beetle. I swear. I... 464 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:27,333 Oh, no. The scarab doesn't belong to me. It belongs to her. Do you know Ammit? 465 00:34:28,542 --> 00:34:30,958 Do I know Ammit... No, not personally. 466 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,542 Egyptian deity, right? 467 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,250 World's first bogeyman. 468 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:39,542 She was only the bogeyman for evildoers. 469 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,792 -Right. -She grew weary of having to wait 470 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:44,375 for sinners to commit their crime before punishing them. 471 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:47,250 Would you wait to weed a garden till after the roses were dead? 472 00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:48,750 I wouldn't do that. 473 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:52,458 The justice of Ammit surveys the whole of our lives. 474 00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:54,500 -Got it. -Past, present, future. 475 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,708 She knows what we've done, and what we will do. 476 00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:59,833 Great. Okay. Well, the books must have left that part out. 477 00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:08,375 Consider this... 478 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:11,792 Had Ammit been free, she would have 479 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,375 prevented Hitler and the destruction he wrought. 480 00:35:15,042 --> 00:35:18,583 Nero, the Armenian genocide, Pol Pot. 481 00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:21,042 -Not nice people. -But she was betrayed. 482 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,750 -Was she? -By indolent fellow gods. 483 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:27,292 -(STEVEN SIGHS IN DISGUST) -By even her own Avatar. 484 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,125 "Avatars." Blue people. Love that film. 485 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:32,417 -By Avatar, what I mean... -You mean the anime? 486 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,958 -Steven. Stop it. -Are you going to kill me? 487 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:37,500 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 488 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,792 It's maddening, isn't it? 489 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,250 The voice in your head. 490 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,250 Relentless, forever unsatisfied. 491 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:56,292 No matter how hard you try to please, 492 00:35:57,292 --> 00:36:00,208 it devours you until there's nothing left 493 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:02,583 but a hollow shell. 494 00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:05,250 And the more you ask for help, 495 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:08,667 the more you begin to sound like the boy who cried wolf. 496 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,292 (BREATHES HEAVILY) I can't help you. 497 00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:14,083 I am trying to help you. 498 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,083 I saw you kill that woman in the Alps. 499 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:21,958 ARTHUR: I only told her what millions more will soon learn. 500 00:36:23,292 --> 00:36:24,750 Do you wanna know the truth? 501 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:47,333 There's chaos in you. 502 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,042 There's what? 503 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,292 ARTHUR: Let him go. 504 00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:06,958 (CODE READER BEEPS) 505 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,500 (DOG SQUEALING) 506 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:36,167 Oh, bloody hell. 507 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:37,917 (DOG SQUEALING) 508 00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:43,333 Hello? Donna? 509 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:45,083 J.B.? 510 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:48,125 Pets allowed in the museum. 511 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,125 Here, boy. 512 00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:52,500 (WHISTLES) 513 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:54,167 Hello? 514 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Where are you, you little bugger? 515 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,583 What are you doing, Steven? 516 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,333 Here, boy. 517 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,542 (WHISTLES) 518 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:13,917 Hello? 519 00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:20,333 Oh, classic. 520 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,375 I hear you, can you hear me? 521 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,333 Oh. 522 00:38:28,292 --> 00:38:29,625 (MONSTER GROWLS) 523 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,958 Yeah. 524 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,625 (HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYING) 525 00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:45,917 (GASPS) 526 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,042 (LOUDSPEAKER CHIMING) 527 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,375 ARTHUR: Steven Grant of the gift shop. 528 00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:01,250 Give me the scarab and you won't be torn apart. 529 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,625 (GROWLING) 530 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:07,750 (GROWLING INTENSIFIES) 531 00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,042 (SCREAMS) 532 00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:24,125 (WHIMPERING) 533 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,292 Good Lord! 534 00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:32,875 -(THUDDING) -(SCREAMING) 535 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:36,542 Oh, God! 536 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,625 Oh, God. 537 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:43,333 MARC: Steven... 538 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,042 Steven, I can save us. 539 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:50,083 But I can't have you fightin' me this time. 540 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,292 You need to give me control. You understand? 541 00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:55,958 No, what... Control of what? What are you talking about? 542 00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:59,417 That thing's about to break through the door. We're out of time. 543 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,917 -All right, hey. Listen to me. -Damn it! No! 544 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,083 -Listen. Look at me. -No! 545 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,500 -Look at me. -You're not real! 546 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:07,042 -This is real. I'm real. -No! You're not real. 547 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:10,083 -None of this is real. -Yes. Steven. You gotta give me control. 548 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,583 It's the only way. 549 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:14,792 -Oh, God. I'm gonna die. -You... Steven. 550 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:17,458 -I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. -Look at me. 551 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,458 You're not gonna die. 552 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,708 Let me save us. 553 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:51,333 (GROANS) 554 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:01,250 (BOTH GRUNTING) 555 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,708 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)