1 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:21,292 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:40,375 KAMALA: Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for. 3 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:46,583 The final chapter to my 10-part series on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel. 4 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:47,667 Hulk smash. 5 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,833 This week, we're focusing on the battle of Earth. 6 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,125 Now we all know the story. 7 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:54,667 The Avengers were trying to save the world, but if we're being honest here, 8 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:57,250 they were losing, badly. 9 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:01,667 Alien ships invading, Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones. 10 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:03,875 -Our heroes were done for. - (GULPS) 11 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:05,792 KAMALA: Until... 12 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,500 Captain Marvel blasted in! 13 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,125 Now who was this glorious, well-coiffed hero? 14 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,708 Due to my extensive research and my diligent studying 15 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:15,542 of Scott Lang's podcast interviews, 16 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:17,000 who seems like a pretty cool guy. 17 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:18,708 I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel 18 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:20,708 and I know at least three things to be true. 19 00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:24,417 One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet like a flaming angel. 20 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,458 And you know what? She looked good doing it. 21 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:28,583 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 22 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:31,875 Two, she, like, punched Thanos right in the face. 23 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,542 MAN: You're finished! 24 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:35,292 KAMALA: No offence to any of the other Avengers, 25 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,208 but I really don't think they could've done that. 26 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:41,583 And three, sometimes, someone can come out of nowhere and do something amazing. 27 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:45,125 I know some of you think, "Well, she abandoned the people of Earth." 28 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:46,458 But look, it's not true. 29 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:48,792 Obviously we don't know exactly what she's been up to. 30 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,333 But maybe she just needed a break, you know? 31 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:52,875 Can a woman just live, hmm? 32 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:57,042 Maybe we'll learn something new at AvengerCon this weekend. 33 00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:59,667 I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel. Obviously. 34 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,917 Anyway, that's all I got for this week. 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,458 Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special two-part series 36 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,542 on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer. 37 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,750 Remember, new episodes drop every Wednesday. 38 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:12,042 Be sure to like, comment and subscribe at Sloth Baby Productions. 39 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,458 -MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. -Coming, Ammi. 40 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,833 MUNEEBA: Hurry up. You're going to be late for your driving test. 41 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,708 (PRAYING IN URDU AND ARABIC) 42 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,208 (IN ENGLISH) Aamir, if you don't stop praying long enough 43 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:38,250 to put some food in your mouth, one day you will starve to death. 44 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,792 May Allah forgive you one day. 45 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,875 MUNEEBA: Kamala, please don't forget to 46 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,208 look at the mirrors every 15 seconds at least. 47 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:46,333 Yes, yes, yes. 48 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:51,958 Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the road is a long and winding one, 49 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:54,125 so never fully stop at stop signs. 50 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,167 -Way too early for poetry, Abbu. -(YUSUF LAUGHS) 51 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,417 YUSUF: All right, listen. 52 00:02:57,542 --> 00:03:01,417 You do know that you don't really have to look in the mirrors that often? 53 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,750 Yes, she does. 54 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:07,375 Listen, just make sure that the instructor can see you move your head, okay? 55 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:10,333 And remember to say Bismallah before you start the car. 56 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,250 You're gonna need all the help you can get. 57 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:13,750 Don't even have a license. 58 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:20,250 How about you start by turning the car on? 59 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:25,000 -(ENGINE STARTS) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 60 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,208 (MUSIC STOPS) 61 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,833 INSTRUCTOR: Pull out whenever you're ready. 62 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:31,167 Bismallah. 63 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,250 Bless you. 64 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,958 (ENGINE REVS) 65 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,583 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 66 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:44,958 I don't think anyone saw. 67 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,042 That's my car. 68 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,917 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 69 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,292 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 70 00:03:58,125 --> 00:03:59,458 MUNEEBA: You set her up to fail, 71 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:02,250 having her drive in the street with all the other cars. 72 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,417 I have taught her to drive myself. 73 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,958 Ma'am, because of your daughter, I'm walking home. 74 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:08,750 Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me 75 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,750 she didn't look in the mirrors enough for you and your clipboard? 76 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:13,292 I wouldn't say that's the problem. 77 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:15,458 -BOTH: Oh! -Then you'll also say that 78 00:04:15,542 --> 00:04:17,958 you expected her to signal at every single turn? 79 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,208 (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 80 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,667 -Choro ji. -Kamina kahika! 81 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:22,792 Give me my keys. 82 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:25,417 Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo. 83 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:30,292 I'm so sorry that this family car, you know, that your father earned 84 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:34,417 with his very hard-earned money, it has seen a lot of trauma. 85 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,500 Hmm. I'm also sorry that you're not going to be able 86 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:41,042 to help me with all the things for your brother's wedding you said you would. 87 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,250 This is my fault. This is all my fault. These are my genetics. 88 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:48,125 I mean, I come from a long line of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers. 89 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,500 My mother was one. 90 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:57,375 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 91 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:59,042 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 92 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:06,750 Camelia, glad you're not bruising from that dodgeball incident. 93 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:08,417 Oh! 94 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,750 GIRL: Why is she waving? That's weird. 95 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,917 Hey, guys. 96 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,667 I'm just gonna sneak in there and grab my chem text book. 97 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,625 GIRL 2: We're in the middle of something. One sec. 98 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,583 I'll google the periodic table. Yeah. 99 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:32,333 Rough morning all around. 100 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:35,917 Had a bet you were gonna pass, so now I'm out 10 bucks. 101 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,833 I told my mom to stop texting you guys. 102 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,750 Plenty of people fail their driver's test. Instructors focus on the tiniest things. 103 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,417 I crashed my car into his car. 104 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,583 Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh... 105 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:51,625 -So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. -No, no, no, Bruno. 106 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:56,583 A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers at the greatest fan event of the year. 107 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:59,042 My costume is near perfect, pending the final flourish. 108 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,750 Still trying to think of that flourish? 109 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:03,458 -It'll come to me any second now. -Sure it will. 110 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,292 -I'm sorry. I really do love you. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 111 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:10,583 Got any plans this weekend? As of this morning, Kamala and I are free. 112 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,667 KAMALA: No. 113 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,250 NAKIA: Are you inviting me to play Smash Bros? 114 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:16,208 -Because if so, I'm busy. -Don't hate the player, hate the game. 115 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,500 The thing is I do hate the game, though. 116 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,708 -(GRUNTS) -ZOE: (EXCLAIMS) Really? 117 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,542 -Sorry, Zoe. -It's fine. 118 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,375 KAMALA: I like your jacket. 119 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:31,042 Thanks. I like your necklace. 120 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,583 KAMALA: Thanks. 121 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,667 It's actually my name in Arabic. 122 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,625 Okay, see you later. 123 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:41,542 Would it be super weird if we asked her for a ride to AvengerCon? 124 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:42,625 -Yes. -Why? 125 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,500 Her mom used to drive us to school all the time. 126 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:48,583 Because she is the absolute worst now that she has 100,000 followers. 127 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:49,667 80,000. 128 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,500 MAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Kamala Khan, please come to my office ASAP. 129 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:55,667 You've done something very wrong. Just kidding. It is crazy that the 130 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:56,917 whole school can hear this. 131 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,417 No, nothing is wrong. I just wanna chat. Can't wait. 132 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,042 -PS, this is Mr. Wilson. -Thank you, Mr. Wilson. 133 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,250 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) -(SLURPS) 134 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:08,542 Okay, first off, I just wanna say 135 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:09,625 I get it. 136 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:11,958 You get what? 137 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:13,833 I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks. 138 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:18,292 Very funny. 139 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:23,333 But your teachers, you know, they're telling me you're doodling all day, 140 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:26,250 staring off into space in your little fantasy land. 141 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,417 Hey. (SNAPS FINGERS) Oh... Really? 142 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:31,000 We truly started the meeting 30 seconds ago. 143 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,792 -You gotta be with me, girl. -Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson. 144 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:36,333 No. Mr. Wilson was my father. 145 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:41,833 My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe. So, doesn't super-work. 146 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:44,583 But let's talk about you. In junior year, 147 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:47,208 it's time to start really thinking about your future. 148 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:51,167 I mean, college admissions are coming up, before you know it, it's SATs, 149 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,333 it's essays, it's applications. 150 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:56,125 Do you volunteer? 'Cause college admissions eat that up. 151 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:59,667 I mean, of course, do it to help people too, but I mean... 152 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,625 It helps. It does help. 153 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,958 Oh, no. No, I'm not... 154 00:08:06,042 --> 00:08:07,583 You know I'm not trying to scare you, right? 155 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:11,875 Do I have to figure out my whole future before lunch or is there, like... 156 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,875 I'm gonna give you a task. I want you to go home. 157 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:17,125 Not right now, but after school. 158 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:20,417 Then you're gonna look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, 159 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:26,417 "Kamala, who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?" 160 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:30,708 -You're reciting lyrics from Mulan. -I am, I am. 161 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:31,792 You are. 162 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:36,542 Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is right now, I see a girl divided. 163 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,125 "Is she there or is she there? Where's Kamala?" 164 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:42,375 Who knows? No one knows. I don't even know. I can't see. Where? 165 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,167 And I know. I know fantasy's fun, fantasy's really fun. 166 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:49,958 But right now, I need you to pull yourself together and join reality. 167 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,375 KAMALA: You know, the plan was perfect. I was gonna get my license. 168 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,833 Then under the cover of stupid wedding errands, we just have, like, 169 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:03,167 one pure, beautiful day of freedom at AvengerCon. 170 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,750 -Guess there's always next year. -No, there's no next year. 171 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,333 This is the first one ever. And then future historians, 172 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:14,292 they're gonna start writing about it, and where does it start? Here. 173 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,583 Okay? There's not gonna be another first AvengerCon ever again. Never. 174 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:23,292 -Switch to the back-up plan then. -You have a back-up plan? 175 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:26,750 What's... What's your back-up plan? 176 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:29,875 In concept, it is pretty easy. 177 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:33,000 But it's gonna take a lot of finesse and subtlety on your part. 178 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:34,500 And you just aren't... 179 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,042 -I can be subtle. -You can be subtle? 180 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:43,083 Okay. Listen, you enter your home, you sit down at the dinner table, 181 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,792 smile, and you ask your mom. 182 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:49,125 -You're an idiot. -I'm not. I'm actually a genius. 183 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,250 So, can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader? 184 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:55,250 Every single thing I love, she seems to hate. 185 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,458 And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of, you know, weirdo. 186 00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:00,708 You are a weirdo. Whoa! 187 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,167 What? 188 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,708 If I'm weird, you're weirder. 189 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:08,083 I know. But more importantly, I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing. 190 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:11,250 I put the rest of it together, but okay. 191 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,000 -So... -You think we'll win? 192 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,167 KAMALA: Please. We're going, we're conquering. 193 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:19,125 And we're high-fiving in slow motion. 194 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:23,292 Bruno, I still need to figure out my final flourish for my costume. 195 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,125 -Any ideas? -BRUNO: Okay. 196 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,000 How about steampunk Captain Marvel? 197 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,042 -Steampunk is dead. -Okay, fine. 198 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:32,667 How about a mashup? Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel? 199 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:35,833 Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel. I can, like, wear a cape. 200 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,417 -BRUNO: Capes are cool. -Even Asgardian. 201 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,958 You know, be like a badass Valkyrie, ride a horse. 202 00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:41,875 I can't build you a horse, but otherwise... 203 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:44,083 You can build me sloth baby wings. That's very me. 204 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:46,958 Completely you. Wings, a little tiara. 205 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:48,833 -BOY: Playing here. -Captain Princess Marvel. 206 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,542 No princesses. I'm sorry. You know what's even better? 207 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,125 -What? -Zombie Captain Marvel. 208 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:57,083 I could be like, "I'll eat your brains. But I also have super powers." 209 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:59,958 Okay. Hey, let's never do that zombie impersonation again. 210 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:08,417 MUNEEBA: Hi, Kamala beta. How are you? Hmm? How was school? 211 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:12,250 Apparently I have four days to figure out my whole future, so that's... 212 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,500 Don't be so dramatic, Kamala. 213 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,833 (SCOFFS) What are you watching? Turn that off. 214 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,292 -Is this from Nani? -Must be things for the baat paaki. 215 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:28,083 Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please. 216 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,542 Why'd she also send all this junk? 217 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,333 I'd like to tell you that it's because she's growing old, 218 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,250 but she's always been this way. 219 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,417 She doesn't want to die before passing on all her junk to us. 220 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,708 Aamir, have you lost your ears? 221 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,917 This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 222 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,375 That is junk. 223 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:59,458 Aamir, here. Take this and put it in the attic right now, 224 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,333 and then unpack the groceries. 225 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:04,958 -Why can't Kamala do it? -She's going to help me with my errands. 226 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:06,875 -You know the ones for your wedding? -I am? 227 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:10,042 Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go. Attic, and with me. 228 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,917 -Chalo, Kamala, let's go. -Don't mess up those errands. 229 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,917 MUNEEBA: Let's go. No time today. 230 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,375 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 231 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,083 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 232 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,375 Kamala. (EXCLAIMS) 233 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,375 (MEAT SIZZLING) 234 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,875 -What's up, Najaf? -NAJAF: What's going on, Kamala? 235 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,500 -Amma ji, kaisi hain? -MUNEEBA: Bilkul. 236 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,208 Flying vultures in Armani suits 237 00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:51,625 buying up the whole neighborhood. 238 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:54,125 Maybe we'll actually get a Halal Guys this time. 239 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,750 They charge you for extra sauce at Halal Guys. 240 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,500 MAN: You're too short. 241 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,667 She's not too short. This thing is too long. 242 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,708 AUNTIE RUBY: Shakat, mere kapre taiyar hain? 243 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,458 Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji. 244 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:11,667 Wa alaikum salaam. 245 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,417 -Wedding shopping, I see. -Mmm-hmm. 246 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,333 Did you hear about Fatima's engagement? Broken. 247 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,458 Oi, what happened? 248 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:19,833 She decided that she wasn't ready for commitment. 249 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:23,000 So now she's off gallivanting through Europe to "discover" herself. 250 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,500 What does she have to discover about herself? 251 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,583 KAMALA: Good for her. 252 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,458 I mean, she wanted to travel the world and she went for it. So that's cool. 253 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,875 (CHUCKLES) She's trouble, this one. 254 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:35,958 BOTH: Mmm-hmm. 255 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:39,708 She's going to discover that she doesn't have a ring on her finger. 256 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,042 And then I saw her. 257 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:46,000 She was getting very comfortable with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium. 258 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:50,958 -You're too short for that, Jaanu. -Yes, you really are too short for that. 259 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,917 -Handsome, huh? -Oh, yeah, Mr. K. 260 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,542 Okay. But what will this do? 261 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:01,667 So this is a security camera, okay? So you can see who's home from your phone. 262 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,333 -From my phone? -Oh, yeah, from your phone. 263 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,500 We're living in the future. (LAUGHS) 264 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:10,042 So, I made this myself. Okay? This is the Zuzu system. 265 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:13,125 It connects all your devices and I added some new features. 266 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,833 All you have to say is "Zuzu" and tell it what you want. 267 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,583 So... Zuzu, turn off the lights. 268 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,583 (YUSUF EXCLAIMS) 269 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,333 -And I programmed it to understand Urdu. -Urdu? 270 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,750 Yeah. Zuzu. 271 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,417 Batti kolo. 272 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:28,792 (EXCLAIMS) Waah! 273 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,792 -This is magic. -Yeah, it's pretty cool. 274 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,125 Cool? This is absolute magic. 275 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,833 -Hi, Bruno beta. -BRUNO: Hey. 276 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,250 Are you staying for dinner? 277 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,125 -No, no, I got some work. -Okay, I'll pack you something to go. 278 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,792 -No, no, I'm good. -MUNEEBA: No, no, of course I will. 279 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,208 -Hey. -How was it? 280 00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:46,625 Don't mention Belgium or any guy named Rob. 281 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:50,417 Did you ask her about AvengerCon? Kamala, ask her. Just ask her. 282 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,667 Bruno, there's a spicy one at the bottom for Nonna. 283 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,750 -Okay? -BRUNO: Oh, my gosh. 284 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,375 -How did you do that so fast? -(LAUGHS) 285 00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,167 You stick to the gizmos, beta. This is my secret. 286 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,375 Okay. I'll see you soon. 287 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,458 -See you soon. -YUSUF: Muneeba. 288 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:03,708 MUNEEBA: Haan? Bolo. 289 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:04,917 (WHISPERS) Ask her. 290 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,542 YUSUF: Zuzu, switch to sports channel. 291 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:15,458 So, Bruno has made this and he's connected all the devices to this Zuzu. 292 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,208 -MUNEEBA: Okay. -Watch this. 293 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,917 -Abbu. -Ah, defensive... 294 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:20,458 -Ammi. -MUNEEBA: Mmm? 295 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,000 So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 296 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,583 You know, it's really something incredible. 297 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,833 It's never been done before. It's, like, the first fan event 298 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:33,833 celebrating our great heroes of our time and it's totally historic, 299 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:36,792 and it's, like, very educational. And Bruno is, um... 300 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,750 Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff, you know, so he's... 301 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:44,833 He really wants to go and he asked me if I wanna tag along 302 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:48,917 so that, you know, he's not alone, because poor Bruno, right? 303 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,958 He doesn't have much of a family. 304 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:55,750 -Zuzu, TV rokna. -So you want to go to a party, at night? 305 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,458 -Is this a joke? -No. 306 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,208 Is Bruno recording this for Internet? 307 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,708 No. It's... I'm 16. 308 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,583 Look, I promise I won't do anything stupid. 309 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 -You do trust me, right? -No. I don't trust you. 310 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,042 -Of course she does. -No, I don't. 311 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:21,500 She does. We do. It's just that we don't trust anyone else. 312 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:25,542 You're still young and there are so many strange people roaming around at night. 313 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,958 Or strange boys. 314 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:29,500 Thinking God knows know what and drinking God knows what. 315 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,750 It's not a party, it's a convention. 316 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,958 And what exactly will you be doing there? 317 00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:36,125 There's a lot of stuff, actually. 318 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,500 There's, like, this cosplay competition which is... 319 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,208 It's, like, this historical reenactment. 320 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,625 YUSUF: And how exactly will you be dressed? 321 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,500 (SOFTLY) As Captain Marvel. 322 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,583 Huh? 323 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,667 -Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. -Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah. 324 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,333 -Hey, salaam, everyone. -She's a hero. 325 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,500 -In a very tight suit. -It's not that tight. 326 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,667 Yes, it is. 327 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,750 It's not like I'm asking to go to a party and do cocaine. 328 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,542 Not a lot of salaam here, huh? 329 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,458 Now, if it was him asking... 330 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:15,042 Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. Do what you want, Aamir beta. Please, please." 331 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:18,792 But me, no, because I can't do a single normal teenage thing in this house, right? 332 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,667 Come on, beta. You're not normal. 333 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:21,792 (GROANS) 334 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:25,542 Beta, I meant you're special. 335 00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:27,917 (SIGHS) 336 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 (DOOR CLOSES) 337 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,583 Knock, please. 338 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:42,958 AAMIR: Brought you some chai. 339 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,292 Look, that was a bold move. 340 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,250 Not very well thought out, but I respect you for trying. 341 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,667 You know, all she does to me is say no. 342 00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:59,083 It's, like, where is this out of proportion worry for you? 343 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,125 -I'll talk to them. -Really? 344 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,792 -Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic. -Thank you. 345 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,708 -(EXHALES) -I got you. 346 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,083 Night, Tiny K. 347 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:17,583 You want me to turn off the lights or are you still afraid of the djinn? 348 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:21,667 -Okay, I'm not 12. -This says you're 12. Good night. 349 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,125 (DOOR CLOSES) 350 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,083 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 351 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,292 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 352 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,667 (SIGHS) 353 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,583 (EXHALES) 354 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,708 AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged. 355 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,458 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 356 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,750 (SIGHS) 357 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,250 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 358 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,542 Just a second. 359 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,750 MUNEEBA: Kamala, what are you doing? 360 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,292 Stretching. 361 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,375 -Stretching? -Yeah. 362 00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:35,625 So, your brother told us about your Avengers party. 363 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,667 -He did? -Yes. 364 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,458 And even though it will be a distraction from your studies, 365 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:43,292 and there will be lot of haram going on there, Kamala, 366 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:47,000 we have decided to let you go. 367 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:52,167 -Really? Really? Really? -Yes, but there are special conditions. 368 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:57,083 Your Abbu will drive you there and he will go inside with you for two hours. 369 00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,250 And as far as your dressing goes, 370 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,792 I have a surprise for you. 371 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,375 The Hulk. (LAUGHS) 372 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,042 Wait, wait. Best is yet to come. 373 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,125 Ta-da! 374 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,083 Oye, chak de phatte! 375 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,917 (YUSUF ROARING) 376 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,208 (BOTH LAUGH) 377 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,125 See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk. 378 00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:23,042 Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk! 379 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:27,833 -So cute you all will look. -Oh, my God. Okay, it's... 380 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Mmm. 381 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,958 There's no big Hulk, little Hulk. It's just not... 382 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,750 -They are all heroes. -This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay? 383 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:39,375 Come on, bacchi. Can't you make an exception for Abbu? 384 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:42,458 I can't wear a salwar kameez to AvengerCon, okay? 385 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,333 And you can't come with me, 386 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:47,417 not dressed like that, because it is so humiliating. 387 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,833 -Okay, I didn't mean it like that. -MUNEEBA: Bas, Kamala. 388 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,958 If you don't go with your dad, you're not going at all. 389 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,167 I made this for you. 390 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,625 You're not going to dress up like all those other girls in skimpy outfits. 391 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,417 That is not you. 392 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,167 Abbu. 393 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,708 You're not going. 394 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,500 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 395 00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:46,750 KAMALA: So the worst thing that could happen has happened. 396 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,583 Is that code for "I fell into the Hudson for the third time"? 397 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:52,125 That's "Black Sloth Down." And I fell in once, okay? 398 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:55,417 -Twice. -(SIGHS) It means everything sucks. 399 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,750 Meet me on the roof in 10. 400 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:06,375 -You've never even seen them like that. -Like what? Like, mad? 401 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:09,833 Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry. 402 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:13,250 Mr. Khan crying? That's not good. That's... 403 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,292 Yeah, but listen. 404 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,500 Your mom and dad, they're gonna calm down, okay? 405 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,083 You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine. 406 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,500 Yeah, but maybe they're right. 407 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:28,667 Maybe I spend too much time with fan art, 408 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,875 and costumes and with my head stuck in fantasy land. So... 409 00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:33,458 -Who is "they"? -My mom. 410 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,417 My teachers. Mr. Wilson. 411 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,708 Everyone. 412 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,208 There was a girl who decided she wanted to go backpacking around Europe. 413 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:43,875 And you would literally think she joined a death cult 414 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,667 given the way all the aunties just gossip about her. 415 00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:49,958 I'm lost. What does that have to do with AvengerCon? 416 00:23:51,042 --> 00:23:53,125 Because dressing up as Captain Marvel is weird. 417 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,417 -No, it's not. -It is childish. 418 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,083 And I know that, okay? 419 00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:59,125 And let's be honest, it's not really 420 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,792 the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 421 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:05,167 Sure they do. 422 00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:10,292 You're Kamala Khan. 423 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,500 You wanna save the world? 424 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,542 Then you're gonna save the world. 425 00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:27,375 With the right equipment, of course. Speaking of, newest prototype. 426 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,208 (KAMALA GASPS) 427 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,792 -Are those Photon gloves? -Yeah. 428 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,333 -Do you want them or... (LAUGHS) -Yes. 429 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,750 Oh, my God. You made these? 430 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:39,250 -Yeah. I mean, do you like them? -Yes. 431 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:44,708 Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations." I like it. Has a nice ring to it. 432 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,750 -How do they turn on? -Right here. Bow! 433 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:51,000 -See? -This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up. 434 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,708 -We're getting up. -We're getting up. 435 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,750 Listen, they don't shoot real photon blasts. 436 00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,875 -I'm ready. -Oh, we're fighting? 437 00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,292 -(BOTH GRUNTING) -Oh, my gosh. Oh! 438 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,167 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 439 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,625 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 440 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,250 Zoe! You did that on purpose. 441 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,625 -No, I did not. -Yes, you... 442 00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:36,833 (GIRLS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING) 443 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,292 YUSUF: You're supposed to be the latest in technology? 444 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,542 Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say. 445 00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:51,000 What is it that I'm saying you can't understand? 446 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:55,542 I'm speaking in English, not code. So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay. 447 00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,708 -KAMALA: Good night, Abbu. -Sleep tight, beta. 448 00:25:57,958 --> 00:26:00,875 Zuzu, please, switch the TV... 449 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,292 (YUSUF EXCLAIMS) 450 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:06,125 Kamala, please tell Bruno this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn. 451 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:07,458 He needs to fix it. 452 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:11,333 (GRUMBLES) Zuzu, television, switch it on. 453 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:14,583 If I can't leave the house to go to AvengerCon, 454 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,750 I'll go to AvengerCon without leaving the house. 455 00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:19,792 How many slushies have you had today? 456 00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:22,708 Because all that red dye three, it's making your brain... 457 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,500 Look, it's illusions, old friend. 458 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,458 You set up the smart house stuff for my dad, 459 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,625 so you're basically our inside man. 460 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:34,167 -This is the plan. -Kamala, you're the best sister ever. 461 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,250 Honestly, you should have been an only child. 462 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,042 Kamala is the best daughter in the whole wide world. 463 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:42,583 -(LAUGHING) -Stop, please. I'm shy. 464 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,667 KAMALA: 5:49 p.m., I gracefully excuse myself. 465 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,750 And as my family celebrates my existence, I go to my bedroom. 466 00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:49,833 And it's... 467 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:52,958 -Are you following? -Yes. Keep going. 468 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:55,000 KAMALA: 5:55, I suit up in the greatest 469 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:57,583 Captain Marvel costume the Earth has ever seen... 470 00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:59,625 Don't worry, it'll be finished by then, I hope. 471 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:03,667 Then I make my way out of the house undetected but extremely impressive where 472 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:07,542 you'll be waiting in your costume, which better be awesome. Don't embarrass me. 473 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:09,500 -BRUNO: Me embarrass you? -KAMALA: Yeah, I said it. 474 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,125 Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans. 475 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:15,125 But what if your parents go into your room? 476 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,625 -That's where you come in, right? -What? 477 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:20,167 KAMALA: You and your fancy Zuzu system are going to be my cover. 478 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,250 -So, when there's a knock on the door... - (KNOCK AT DOOR) 479 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:24,375 -Don't come in. I'm changing. -(YUSUF EXCLAIMS) 480 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,083 Finally, you being a genius is coming in handy. 481 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,167 YUSUF: Sorry, beta. Sorry. 482 00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:29,708 BRUNO: What do you mean "finally?" 483 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:31,917 KAMALA: 6:30, we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh. 484 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,167 And it might be a tight window but we're gonna do it with style. 485 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,792 BRUNO: Wait... Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus? 486 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,667 KAMALA: Dream bigger, Bruno! 487 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,458 It's gonna be epic. 488 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,417 (HORN HONKS) 489 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:53,417 We get on the bus just in time. Everyone stares at us in awe 490 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,958 because we look back at them and their costumes are just... Meh. 491 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:57,125 Okay. 492 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:02,000 Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous 60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon. 493 00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:07,875 Then at 8:00 p.m., the real reason we're here, 494 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:10,042 the reason I learnt to sew and you learnt to airbrush. 495 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,125 The cosplay competition. 496 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:15,083 I win, obviously. We collect my crown and I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds. 497 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,208 BRUNO: It's definitely not. 498 00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:18,083 KAMALA: Then after a few quick photos with fans, 499 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:20,792 maybe some chats with the press, we bounce. 500 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:25,875 I'll sneak back into my room just before my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m. 501 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,250 That's the plan. Got it? 502 00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:39,042 So your plan is take the bus. 503 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,958 All this, and that's your note? Really? 504 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:46,917 Does how we get there matter if you haven't finished your costume yet? 505 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,042 They want you to bring some of you to Captain Marvel, right? 506 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,333 So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea 507 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,958 but maybe something Pakistani? 508 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,375 (METAL CREAKING) 509 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,083 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 510 00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:42,875 Oh, my God, Aamir. (CHUCKLES) 511 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,875 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 512 00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:00,417 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 513 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:17,792 -Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening. -Nice. Say hi to her parents from me. 514 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:18,875 Yeh le lo ji aap. 515 00:30:19,167 --> 00:30:20,875 And which is why I always say, 516 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:24,417 between the authorities and us the people, we are to blame. 517 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:28,042 And that is why the salamanders are almost extinct in Pakistan. 518 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,083 Which is why I'm also so worried about the plight of the parrots. 519 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:35,292 Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me I have a biology report 520 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,583 that's due tomorrow. So... 521 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,667 Beta, you gotta listen to me what I have to tell you about parrots. 522 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:40,750 KAMALA: Nope. 523 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:45,250 -(GRUNTS) -(THUDS) 524 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,875 (EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS) 525 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,042 (GROANS) 526 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:56,292 Are you okay? 527 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:58,625 Come on. 528 00:31:00,042 --> 00:31:02,333 -That was my way back in. -I know. We missed the bus. 529 00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:05,417 We can still make the next one, but if we miss it, it's game over. 530 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,708 BRUNO: No, no. Come on, come on. 531 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,875 Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike. Come on, man. Open the door. 532 00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:36,542 Dude. 533 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,458 How likely is it I'm gonna find it there when I get back? 534 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,417 In Jersey City? 535 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,958 Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance. 536 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:50,333 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 537 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,542 (BOTH GROAN) 538 00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,375 (KAMALA LAUGHS) 539 00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:03,875 AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged. 540 00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:08,292 -BRUNO: We made it. We made it. -WOMAN: Yeah! 541 00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:12,333 BRUNO AND KAMALA: Sorry. 542 00:32:12,917 --> 00:32:15,167 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 543 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,542 Oh, my God. 544 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,167 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 545 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,375 (GRUNTING) Yeah! 546 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:45,958 -(GRUNTS) -(BELL DINGS) 547 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,458 Hey. 548 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,542 -BRUNO: Thank you. -KAMALA: Thank you. 549 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,542 -(KAMALA GROWLS, LAUGHS) -(BRUNO EXCLAIMING) 550 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,125 (HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 551 00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:33,292 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 552 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:35,000 AUTOMATED VOICE: Motion detected. 553 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,792 (MUNEEBA LAUGHING ON PHONE) 554 00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:44,542 -Aamir's out for the evening. -Mmm-hmm. 555 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,333 -Kamala is in her room. -(MUNEEBA CHUCKLES) 556 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:48,125 -(YUSUF GROWLS) -(LAUGHS) Aah! 557 00:33:48,208 --> 00:33:50,542 (MUNEEBA EXCLAIMS) 558 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:52,375 (MUNEEBA LAUGHS ON PHONE) 559 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,833 ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the Captain Marvel cosplay contest. 560 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:55,917 Showtime. 561 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,083 ANNOUNCER: First place gets a. .. 562 00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,917 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 563 00:34:07,542 --> 00:34:08,542 Here you go. 564 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:11,083 -KAMALA: Is that Zoe? -You guys look amazing. 565 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:12,917 Why is she here? 566 00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:16,667 -The costume's not even accurate. -She doesn't even like the Avengers. 567 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,167 It's okay. It's okay, okay? 568 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,792 KAMALA: I have to compete against her now? 569 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,542 Don't worry about it. It's your time to shine. Literally. 570 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:24,958 -You have the gloves? -Yeah. They're in my bag. 571 00:34:25,042 --> 00:34:26,750 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 572 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:46,792 ANNOUNCER: Last call for the Captain Marvel cosplay competition. 573 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:50,292 Cosplayers, please line up on the side of the stage. 574 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:55,500 AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing Captain America cosplayers. 575 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:58,708 Thank you, Captain America cosplayers. Congratulations to the winner. 576 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:01,583 You guys are all good to go. We're kicking things off... 577 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:02,667 Hi. 578 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:07,292 Wow. You look great. Yeah, good. 579 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,500 -What are you wearing? -It's Bruce Banner. 580 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,958 -What is that? -My personal self-expression. 581 00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:14,083 Oh, cool. Okay. 582 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:17,833 Yeah, but I can't get it on. It's, like, sealed shut for some reason. 583 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,792 -Where are the gloves? -Oh, they're just... 584 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,917 Crap. I left it in the bathroom. 585 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,292 This is our final final call for contestants to the stage. 586 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:32,708 I'm gonna run and get it. 587 00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:35,958 No, we don't have time. You gotta go. It's good. It's fine. 588 00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:38,667 You got the bangle. Put it on. 589 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,375 (CLEARS THROAT) 590 00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:43,458 Take your phones out. Show them the love. They are here. 591 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,542 Got it. 592 00:35:49,292 --> 00:35:51,167 (ENERGY PULSATING) 593 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:21,667 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 594 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,958 -Did you see that? -Come on. You gotta go. 595 00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,500 ANNOUNCER: ...amazing Captain Marvel. 596 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,667 And we've got a final Captain Marvel coming to the stage right now. 597 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,833 (ALL CHEERING) 598 00:36:38,542 --> 00:36:40,167 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 599 00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:45,708 KAMALA: Oh, God. 600 00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:55,708 Come on, come on. 601 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,333 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 602 00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:13,958 (GRUNTING) 603 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,167 (GRUNTS) 604 00:37:23,292 --> 00:37:24,333 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 605 00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:27,042 Oh, my God. 606 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,375 (ALL CHEERING) 607 00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:41,375 ANNOUNCER: Uh, all right. Well, good luck following that, everybody. 608 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:43,875 (METAL CREAKING) 609 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,583 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 610 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,667 (ALL CLAMORING) 611 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,333 Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume was gonna make people stare. 612 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:17,917 Oh, my God. Are you available to book for parties? 613 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,208 You wanna take a picture? I'll tag you. I follow back. 614 00:38:20,292 --> 00:38:21,542 -Mostly. -Move. 615 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:23,958 (ZOE SCREAMING) 616 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:27,625 ZOE: Oh, my God! Help me! Help me! 617 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:28,917 (ZOE SCREAMING) 618 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:37,667 (KAMALA GRUNTS) 619 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:42,250 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 620 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:51,208 BRUNO: What was that? Are you okay? We need to go. 621 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:55,083 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 622 00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,958 (SIRENS WAILING) 623 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:08,583 BRUNO: What just happened? I don't even know what to say. 624 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,667 KAMALA: Okay, Bruno, I actually have powers. 625 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:16,750 Okay. Come on. Help me up. 626 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:23,583 BRUNO: Ready? Three, two, one. 627 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:25,250 -Go. -KAMALA: Oh, gosh. 628 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,333 (BRUNO GRUNTS) 629 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,500 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 630 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,833 Did that come out of your foot? Are you okay? 631 00:39:32,917 --> 00:39:35,000 Hey, keep me updated. And text me everything. 632 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:36,625 KAMALA: So weird. Hey. 633 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,333 -Please don't tell anyone. -Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone. 634 00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:43,833 -Never ever? -Never ever ever. 635 00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:01,708 MUNEEBA: Kamala. 636 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,833 Where have you been? 637 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,208 What are you doing? 638 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:14,167 I'm not recognizing you. 639 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:19,750 Who is this rebellious girl sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me? 640 00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:21,958 I'm not trying to be rebellious. 641 00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:24,167 MUNEEBA: And I'm trying to protect you from yourself. 642 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:28,625 I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 643 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:31,917 I know you're just gonna tell me some story about Nani and... 644 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,167 (MUNEEBA LAUGHS WRYLY) 645 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:36,333 So you knew what I was going to say tonight, huh? 646 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:42,250 And you knew that it would betray me, but you still went and did it anyway. 647 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:48,000 -Sorry. -It's time to stop fantasizing. 648 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:54,292 I wish that you would just focus on you. 649 00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:58,542 Your grades. Your family. Your story. 650 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:02,000 I mean, who do you want to be in this world, huh? 651 00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:07,208 Do you want to be good, like we raised you to be, 652 00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:10,500 or do you want to be some, you know, 653 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:14,333 this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person? 654 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,583 You think about that. 655 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:27,042 (DOOR CLOSES) 656 00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,333 Cosmic. 657 00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:07,042 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 658 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,417 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 659 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,417 DEEVER: Check this out. 660 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,625 -Teenage girl at AvengerCon. -CLEARY: AvengerCon? 661 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,792 A cosplayer with too much time on their hands. 662 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:14,750 Not this one. I've never seen powers like that. 663 00:44:15,917 --> 00:44:17,250 CLEARY: Whoa. 664 00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:20,167 Yeah, bring her in.