1 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,292 MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. 2 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,292 (TIRES SCREECHING) 3 00:00:13,292 --> 00:00:14,958 BRUNO: I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. 4 00:00:15,042 --> 00:00:17,125 A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers 5 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:18,875 at the greatest fan event of the year. 6 00:00:18,958 --> 00:00:21,208 My costume is near perfect, just pending the final flourish. 7 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:24,042 This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 8 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,958 MUNEEBA: That is junk. 9 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:30,167 MR. WILSON: Your teachers, they're telling me you're doodling all day 10 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,333 in your fantasy land. 11 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:34,375 It's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 12 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:36,333 So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 13 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,875 Celebrating our great heroes of our time. 14 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:41,833 So you want to go to a party? Is this a joke? 15 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:44,833 DEEVER: Check this out. 16 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:46,833 Teenage girl at AvengerCon. 17 00:00:46,917 --> 00:00:48,958 -I've never seen powers like that. -Bring her in. 18 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:52,583 (KAMALA GRUNTS) 19 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,625 MUNEEBA: Who do you want to be in this world? 20 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:59,250 I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 21 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:00,417 You're Kamala Khan. 22 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,250 You wanna save the world? Then you're gonna save the world. 23 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,542 Cosmic. 24 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:44,542 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 25 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:48,042 (UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,042 'Sup? 27 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:53,875 Hey. 28 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:03,208 -TEACHER: Morning, Camelia. -Morning. 29 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:05,125 Been meaning to tell you for years, 30 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,875 my name is pronounced "Kamala." 31 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:08,542 Huh. 32 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,125 (GRUNTS) 33 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:13,750 -What's up? -Hey. 34 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:19,875 Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you. 35 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,250 You know what I love about AirPods 36 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:25,500 is that you don't actually have to stand this close to each other. 37 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:28,750 I love you guys! I'm rooting for you! 38 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,458 Favorite couple. Yeah! 39 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,250 I am so sorry! 40 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,417 No worries. 41 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:41,958 -Sorry. I need to see it. -(GASPS) 42 00:02:42,042 --> 00:02:45,208 The videos you sent were flashes of pink light and I didn't see anything. 43 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:47,625 You didn't see anything? I tried to shrink and fly 44 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,292 and talk to ants. None of it worked. 45 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,292 What makes you think you have Ant-Man powers? 46 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:54,458 Because we're both charming, and we look a lot younger than we are. 47 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:55,708 ZOE ON VIDEO: It was crazy. 48 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:58,208 Everybody says that I should've been live streaming it, 49 00:02:58,292 --> 00:03:00,750 but I really just wanted to live in the moment, you know? 50 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:04,000 I heard Zoe's follower count, like, quadrupled this weekend. 51 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,583 GIRL: I mean, she had physical contact with a superhero. 52 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,750 Obviously people are gonna be interested. 53 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:11,333 ZOE: I wonder if it's because she knew that, like, 54 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,292 I could be the one to handle it. 55 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:15,958 (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING) 56 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:24,417 Dude, just imagine how many followers the girl who saved her would get. 57 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,000 I feel like secret identities are secret for a reason. 58 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,083 But a million followers? 59 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,875 That's great. Can you show me, please? 60 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:31,708 Okay. Theater, after lunch. 61 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:33,708 -Why are we hopping? -Zoe's famous. 62 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:36,167 -Gross. -I mean, it all happened so fast. 63 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,250 One moment, I was posing for a couple of pictures 64 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,833 and then all of a sudden, there was all this screaming, 65 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:42,958 and I was thrown to the ground. 66 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:47,667 And then this beautiful white light, like, cascaded over me. 67 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:51,542 I felt this wave of calmness, like, I knew I was safe. 68 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:54,667 There's another superhero catastrophe and she's sitting there, 69 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,292 bragging about being saved by the budget Captain Marvel. 70 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:58,375 Thank you. 71 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,375 -What? -Thank you. Yeah. 72 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,250 Thank you, yeah. Someone finally said it. 73 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:06,750 That Zoe, dude, she just talks and talks. 74 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:08,417 Okay, calm down. 75 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,583 So who was it? 76 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,667 Uh... Night Light. 77 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:14,042 Yeah. Night Light. 78 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:17,042 But she keeps, like, a really low profile, so... 79 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,042 But it was all just so life-changing. 80 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:24,625 Which is why I'm gonna have a party on Friday. 81 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:27,667 You know, to celebrate the fragility of life. 82 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,500 Also the half a million followers thing, 83 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,417 but mostly the fragility of life. 84 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,500 She's celebrating the fragility of life. 85 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:36,792 Yeah, we're so not going to that party. 86 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:39,833 Hey, you're that new senior, right? 87 00:04:39,958 --> 00:04:41,125 -Kamran. -Uh, yeah. 88 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:43,750 Well, I'm having a party on Friday, you should come. 89 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,333 Um... 90 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:47,542 Yeah, no, that sounds really fun, actually. 91 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:48,625 -Yeah. -Thank you. 92 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:51,000 -Cool. I'll DM you the details. -KAMRAN: Yeah. 93 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,000 We should go to that party. 94 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,375 NAKIA: Mmm-hmm. 95 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,333 What? 96 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,458 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 97 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:08,000 BRUNO: I really don't want to go to Zoe's. KAMALA: It'll be fun. 98 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:19,958 Wow, that's... 99 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:22,375 Amazing. 100 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,583 How does it feel? 101 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,458 Like an idea come to life. 102 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,208 Uh... 103 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,375 (GRUNTS) 104 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,375 So I guess super strength is not a part of the equation. 105 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,708 Yeah, maybe I should've tried harder in gym. 106 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:41,667 (GRUNTS) 107 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,500 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 108 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,333 I saved you. 109 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:51,458 Only because you almost killed me first. 110 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,625 Okay, maybe I do need to work on my skills. 111 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,708 (BOTH LAUGH) 112 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,792 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 113 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:02,833 (GRUNTING) 114 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:08,292 Okay, no super strength. All I got is this. 115 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:26,625 So it looks like your power isn't coming from the bangle. 116 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:29,000 It's coming from within you. 117 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:31,750 Like the bangle unlocked the superhuman part of you. 118 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:38,833 (GRUNTS) 119 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:42,208 So, what, am I like Asgardian or something? 120 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:45,125 -Dude, am I related to Thor? -No, no. I didn't say any of that. 121 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,750 -NAJAF: Bruno! -Maybe? 122 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:48,583 Thanks, man. 123 00:06:58,542 --> 00:06:59,667 KAMALA: Yeah! 124 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,417 Does that look like some kind of writing to you? 125 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:04,292 It's hard to read, um... 126 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:08,417 Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know. 127 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,875 Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know. 128 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,750 Light comes out of you and it hardens. 129 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,625 Let's call it "Hard Light." 130 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:17,875 Groundbreaking. 131 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,833 (CHUCKLES) 132 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:29,083 (BOTH GRUNT) 133 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:30,375 Okay, hold on. 134 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,750 Please let me go. 135 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,042 You have to let me go. 136 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,167 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 137 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:51,167 (PANTING) 138 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,042 (GASPS) 139 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,083 (GRUNTS) Whoo! 140 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:59,208 (LAUGHS) 141 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:00,542 Whoo! Whoo! 142 00:08:01,542 --> 00:08:02,542 Yes! 143 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 144 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:18,667 Always the same two that are late. 145 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,417 You're kidding me! 146 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,375 Move over. 147 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,625 (SHEIKH ABDULLAH RECITING PRAYER) 148 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,375 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 149 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,125 -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) -(GIRL GIGGLES) 150 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,458 (LAUGHS) Take that again. It's hideous. 151 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,875 Tag it hashtag mosque life. Or hashtag Deen. 152 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:25,917 -Hey! -Come on! 153 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,917 -Shh! -No Snapchatting in the masjid! 154 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,042 -GIRL: It's Insta! -Shh! 155 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,583 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 156 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,875 They really gotta fix this place. 157 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:41,917 Uh, no, you mean they gotta fix our section of this place. 158 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,208 See, but the men's section is pristine. 159 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:46,833 Small acts of everyday kindness... 160 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:50,458 We got mold under the carpets and the walls are literally crumbling. 161 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:54,000 We can't just stick up a poster for every piece of plaster that falls. 162 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,583 Sisters, no talking during the lecture, please. 163 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,667 Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know, 164 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,083 it's really hard to concentrate when we can barely see you. 165 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:05,167 Sister Kamala! How glad I am that you've joined us today. 166 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,542 The partition and the side entrance 167 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:10,958 are there to preserve all our modesty and dignity. 168 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,208 Thank you, Sister Kamala, 169 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:15,167 for reminding us that it is important to share your voice. 170 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,375 Though perhaps except during my lecture. 171 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:18,958 (CHUCKLING) Oh! 172 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,167 And another reminder, 173 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,792 nominations are still open for the Mosque Board election. 174 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,542 (WHISPERING) Oh, my God, Naks, you should totally run. 175 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,458 (WHISPERING) Are you crazy? 176 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,958 Do I look like a 90-year-old man to you? 177 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,625 -Sometimes... -No. 178 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,917 -Just... -Stop that. I hate you. 179 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:47,000 No, no, no, no, no, no! Kamala, somebody stole my shoes! 180 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,500 My new Versaces. 181 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,917 And the mosque shoe thief has struck again. 182 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,583 NAKIA: That is the 22nd pair of shoes that have been stolen 183 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,292 and the uncles don't even care. 184 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:01,750 Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board actually makes some change around here. 185 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,167 Yeah. 186 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,792 Wait, no, actually, 'cause Uncle Rasheed is running. 187 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:11,125 -(RASHEED LAUGHING) -And clearly everyone loves him. 188 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,375 -Are you serious? -Yes. 189 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,875 Rasheed's got nothing on you, baby, okay? 190 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:18,583 You're the change. The change is here, and the change is her, everyone. 191 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,833 NAKIA: Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will run. 192 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah. 193 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:24,958 -You're gonna be my campaign manager. -What? 194 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,583 (RASHEED LAUGHING) 195 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,167 I can help you. 196 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,542 Oh, hi. Thank you. 197 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Right. 198 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,542 I'm really sorry about sneaking out. 199 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,333 Kamala, I know that you are growing up, 200 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,250 but I need you to stay safe. 201 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,667 That's all that matters. 202 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,417 I know. 203 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:02,583 Also, I know this is the worst possible time to ask but... 204 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:03,833 MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. 205 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,333 If you're gonna ask something about AvengerCon Two or... 206 00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:08,792 No, no, no, no, no. No. 207 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,917 Zoe's having some people over tonight. 208 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,833 Bruno and Nakia will both be there. And I'll be home by 9:00. 209 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,750 Please can I go? 210 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:18,792 Okay. 211 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,333 But this time, you see that you come back through the door. 212 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:26,542 Thank you. 213 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,250 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 214 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,042 Nakia! 215 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,000 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 216 00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,917 Welcome to the party. 217 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,583 Hi. Thanks for coming. Miguel's hovering. 218 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:43,583 BOY: What's up? 219 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,792 You want some? 220 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,958 -No, I... -Is there alcohol in that? 221 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:50,458 Nah, it's just orange juice. 222 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,333 -Dude, why would you do that? -(KAMALA COUGHS) 223 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,042 -NAKIA: Come on, dude. -Plus some vodka. 224 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,542 All right, I'm over it. Wanna split an Uber? 225 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,958 No, we can't! 226 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,708 Everyone's here, including us. 227 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,125 Am I drunk? 228 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,958 BOY 2: Wait, who is that? 229 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,375 -GIRL: Do it, do it! Jump! -Is he stupid? 230 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,708 Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude! 231 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:14,958 -Oh, my God. -BOY 2: Jump! 232 00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:16,208 Should I do something? 233 00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,208 -What are you gonna do? -I don't know. 234 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:21,875 (ALL EXCLAIM) 235 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,667 (ALL CHEERING) 236 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,875 (BOTH EXCLAIMING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 237 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,833 -What does that mean? -Damn! 238 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,167 "God has willed it." 239 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:45,167 Uh... Excuse me. 240 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,208 Yeah. 241 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,500 You're on my shirt. 242 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,958 -Sorry. -It's okay. 243 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,625 You really belly-flopped it back there, man. That had to hurt. 244 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,917 Don't think so. Didn't really feel a thing. 245 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,458 -Uh, I'm Kamran. -Nakia. 246 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,667 Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala! 247 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,458 -(SIREN WAILING) -Cops! Everyone scatter! 248 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:11,042 My parents are gonna kill me! 249 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,250 That way's blocked. I can't do time. 250 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,500 Hey, guys, I have a car. So everyone just come with me. 251 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:23,750 Your uncle's car is so cool. I love the color. 252 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,125 Thank you. 253 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,417 Black. 254 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,875 You can take it for a ride sometime if you want. 255 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:29,958 -Really? -Yeah. 256 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,917 -She can't. She failed. Ow! -Dude. 257 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,417 What? She did. You backed up into the car, remember? 258 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,500 Yeah, thanks, Bruno. I almost forgot about that. 259 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,750 It's fine, I failed my first time as well. 260 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,875 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 261 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,583 -Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys? -Yeah. 262 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,667 It's really cool that you like this kind of stuff as well. 263 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:53,292 Do you, like, watch, I don't know, Bollywood movies and stuff? 264 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,583 Uh, obviously. 265 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:59,083 (CHUCKLES) But only the greats like Baazigar and other stuff like that. 266 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:01,208 I mean, it's no surprise you like Baazigar. 267 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,208 -It's only SRK's best work. -Uh... 268 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:05,958 Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ. 269 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,458 DDLJ. Yeah. Of course. 270 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,208 (KAMRAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 271 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,417 I like Baazigar. 272 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,500 -You do? -Yeah. 273 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,583 Good. Cool, man. I didn't realize you'd, uh, seen it. 274 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:24,250 It's good. I watched it a few years back. It was very pleasing. 275 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:26,042 Yeah. 276 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,667 Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh, give me your phone. 277 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:53,292 In case you ever want a driving lesson, here's my number. 278 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,667 Give me a text or drop me a call. 279 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:57,917 Whatever you wanna do. 280 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,625 Just make sure I can save yours as well, and, uh, yeah. 281 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,083 Uh, it was great meeting you guys. 282 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:09,583 Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian. 283 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,083 See you later. 284 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,083 (NAKIA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 285 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,292 Brian. 286 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:21,875 -He knows my name's not Brian. -Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad? 287 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,583 BRUNO: He knows my name is not Brian. 288 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,667 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 289 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,250 (ROMANTIC POP MUSIC PLAYING) 290 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,833 (MOUTHING SONG) 291 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,708 (MUSIC STOPS) 292 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,667 -How was Zoe's house? -Oh, it was magical. 293 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,083 (MUSIC RESUMES) 294 00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:31,208 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 295 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,833 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 296 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,458 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 297 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,042 We spend six weeks on ancient Rome and ancient Greece 298 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:10,292 but six minutes on ancient Persia and Byzantium. 299 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,167 History's written by the oppressors. That's all I'm gonna say. 300 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:15,542 Hello? 301 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,500 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 302 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,958 NAKIA: Hey, KK, are you feeling all right? 303 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,208 Mmm-hmm. 304 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,292 I also have pads. 305 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,958 I know how weird your mom can get about tampons. 306 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,250 You know what? I'm good. 307 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,542 You sure? 308 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,708 You don't sound too good. 309 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,917 You've been acting kinda weird these past couple of days. 310 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,500 -You know you can tell me anything, right? -(SIGHS) 311 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,583 (CLEARS THROAT) 312 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:01,667 Everything's just changing really fast, Naks. 313 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,833 I feel like I can't keep up. I know it's dumb, but... 314 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,208 Are you kidding? 315 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,333 Between the hijab and the girlies, 316 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,125 my parents can barely make eye contact with me anymore. 317 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:18,167 How are you making it look so easy? 318 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,250 Easy? 319 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,083 It's definitely not easy. 320 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:32,292 My whole life I've either been too white for some people or too ethnic for others. 321 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:37,125 And it's been this very uncomfortable, sucky, in-between. 322 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:42,750 So, when I first put this on, I was hoping to shut some people up, 323 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:49,000 but I kinda realized I don't really need to prove anything to anybody. 324 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,292 Like, when I put this on, I feel like me. 325 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,875 Like, I have a purpose. 326 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:59,250 It's probably why I ran for the Mosque Board. 327 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,208 And remember, you're the one who convinced me to do it in the first place. 328 00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:05,708 I love you. 329 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,708 I love you too. 330 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,125 Oh, um, 331 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,333 I got you something for your driving lesson with Kamran. 332 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,250 One, very cute. 333 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,583 -(CHUCKLES) -And... 334 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,542 These. 335 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,750 -All my dreams are coming true. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 336 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,417 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 337 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:33,708 -Hi. -Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down. 338 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,583 -Hi, how are you? -Hey. 339 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,833 Good. 340 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:39,917 Um... 341 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,250 You're sitting down? 342 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,125 -Yeah. -Yeah, um... 343 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,292 You got it! 344 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 What? 345 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,875 The Early Immersion program at Caltech, you got it! 346 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,208 You are spending the next semester at Caltech. 347 00:20:57,292 --> 00:21:00,042 In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab. 348 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,083 -Sounds expensive. -No, no. 349 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:05,000 Everything is free, it's all paid for. 350 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,083 Meals, everything. 351 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,333 It's amazing. 352 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,292 I don't know what to say. 353 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,792 (CHUCKLES) 354 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,375 You say yes. 355 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:19,708 -Can I think about it? -Okay... (CLICKS TONGUE) Bruno. 356 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,125 Have you ever seen a movie? 357 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,167 Yes, I've seen a movie. 358 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,542 Yeah. You know that part in the movie 359 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:32,750 where someone comes in to the main character and they say, 360 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,833 "You're going to be a Jedi"? 361 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,750 Or... 362 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:41,917 "You want to answer phones of a demanding but impossibly chic magazine editor?" 363 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,250 Yes. Yeah. 364 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,292 Well, that's this moment. 365 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,750 That is happening to you right now. 366 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,083 You're the lead character, I'm Meryl Streep. 367 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:57,083 And you gotta do it. 368 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,792 But it's in California. 369 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:05,167 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 370 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,250 (CHATTER DIES DOWN) 371 00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:17,542 (SIGHS) 372 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:22,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTER RESUMES) 373 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:32,333 Hey. 374 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,167 -Hey. I didn't see you after class. -Hi. 375 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,750 -Yeah, um... Mmm-hmm. -You good? 376 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,500 Yeah, so, I was thinking today, 377 00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,958 we work on your balance and concentration, right? 378 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,667 And then I kinda need to talk to you about something. 379 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,667 Uh, I can't really train today. 380 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,625 What? Why? 381 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:47,708 Uh... 382 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:54,333 -Oh. -I do want to ask you something though. 383 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,500 -Uh... -Really? 384 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,708 Yeah, my mom wants to know if you're coming to Eid with us. 385 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:01,167 -Is it Eid again? -Yeah, the lesser one. 386 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,292 Um, I know it'd be really fun. 387 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:07,375 And mosque full of busybodies all looking to gossip. 388 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:11,042 Might actually learn a thing or two about this thing. Uh... 389 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,292 -Yeah. -Cool. 390 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,667 Um, I'll see you later, okay? 391 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,125 -Hello. -KAMALA: Hi. 392 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,083 How do you feel about driving? 393 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:24,792 -Really? -Yeah, seriously. 394 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,292 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 395 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,792 De-stress after school. Best thing you can do. Drive. 396 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:35,542 (TIRES SCREECH) 397 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:36,667 (HORNS BLARING) 398 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,417 Who taught you to drive? Bowser? 399 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,000 -I think I did pretty good, okay? -I think so too. 400 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:44,042 Don't know if anyone else would agree. (CHUCKLES) 401 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,875 There is no such thing as a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie. 402 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,667 Okay, look, I only said that... 403 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,458 You only said his worst movie ever. 404 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,417 First of all, I thought this was a safe space. 405 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,292 -Oh. -Right? It's not. 406 00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:00,125 And second of all, 407 00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:03,042 don't tell me you have a massive crush on Kingo, too. 408 00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,417 My ammi, my mom, she's literally obsessed with him for some reason. 409 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,583 Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay? 410 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:11,667 And don't worry. I mean, mine's the same. 411 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,375 She still has a huge crush on Kingo Senior. 412 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,458 Ew! 413 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:17,333 -Concerning. -Very. 414 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,333 Right? (LAUGHS) 415 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,250 I mean, it must be a generational thing 416 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,958 'cause I don't understand half the things my mom's into. 417 00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:25,875 You and your mom are close, huh? 418 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:27,792 -That's sweet. -Yeah, well... 419 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:29,375 We've moved around together a lot. 420 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,583 Well, I mean, you're here now. 421 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:36,000 Maybe someday you'll feel like Jersey's your home. 422 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:38,292 (CHUCKLES) 423 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,083 Oh, shoot! 424 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,667 Okay. Why are we, um, 425 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,542 hiding? (CHUCKLES) 426 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:49,833 (WHISPERS) My brother and his fiancée. 427 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:52,208 And that's bad because? 428 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,417 Because he is going to freak out. 429 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,375 -Okay. -And then I'm going to freak out. 430 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:58,667 BOTH: We don't want that. 431 00:24:58,750 --> 00:24:59,750 -No. -No. 432 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,125 Don't freak out. 433 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:04,708 You're good. He's probably gonna leave in a sec. So let's just wait. 434 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,708 -Yeah? -Yeah. 435 00:25:07,292 --> 00:25:08,708 (CHUCKLES) 436 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:13,167 I think we're clear. 437 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,750 (AAMIR CLEARS THROAT) 438 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,792 Aamir. Tyesha. 439 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,667 -Kamala. -Brother! 440 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:21,833 Sister! 441 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:26,208 This is Kamran. He's our cousin. 442 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:28,708 Our cousin? 443 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:31,375 -Like you-and-me cousin? -KAMRAN: Yeah, yeah, um... 444 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,000 I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew. 445 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,667 Through marriage, of course. 446 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,417 (CLEARS THROAT) I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten. 447 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,042 He just like sprouted like a sunflower. 448 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,250 (CHUCKLES) 449 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:51,750 Uncle Choudhury is from Pakistan. 450 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,500 How come you have a British accent? 451 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:54,583 Oh... (CHUCKLES) 452 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:56,625 See, that was actually just a bit I was doing. 453 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:59,542 (IN PAKISTANI ACCENT) I'm a huge fan of The Great British Bake Off. 454 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:02,417 I love that show. I just binged it so I was just doing a bit. 455 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:04,958 Oh, man, that was good. You got me. 456 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:08,250 Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran. 457 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,167 Okay, we should go. 458 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,417 I think I remember you, man. 459 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,833 You were looking at haram things on the Internet. 460 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:16,792 We called you "Haram-dot-Kamran." 461 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,000 Gonna call you that from now on. All right. 462 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:20,125 All right. 463 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,958 AAMIR: All right. See you at dinner, Kamala. 464 00:26:22,042 --> 00:26:23,250 KAMRAN: Nice to see you. 465 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,542 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Shall we eat? Because that was exhausting. 466 00:26:27,792 --> 00:26:28,958 (MUNEEBA CHUCKLING) 467 00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:30,583 YUSUF: That's our Aamir though. 468 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:33,417 Never been afraid to reinvent himself. 469 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,625 Like, hey, remember the time you were working with... 470 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:39,125 What was the name? Hot... 471 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,125 -Hot... -Hot Topic. 472 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:42,417 -YUSUF: Topic! -Hot Topic. 473 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,708 Oh, my God, please tell me you had a goth phase. 474 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:48,542 -It wasn't a goth phase. -Oh, yeah. 475 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,000 I just wore a lot of black. 476 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,208 Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry. 477 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,458 -There was a choker. -It wasn't mine. 478 00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:56,625 -YUSUF: Come on, come on. -You did. 479 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,750 That's why we moved to America, right? 480 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,542 So that our children could be anything that they wanted to be, yeah? 481 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:04,792 -Almost anything. -Yeah. 482 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,667 Did your family live in Karachi for a long time? 483 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,875 Oh... 484 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:14,333 My family has been in Karachi for generations. Yeah. 485 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:18,250 Muneeba's family moved to Karachi only after the Partition. 486 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,917 Back then, there was no Pakistan or Bangladesh. 487 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,542 It was all one big country, India. 488 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:28,458 -After the British just... -The British left us with a mess. 489 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:31,833 It was very hard for many people. And then there was a civil war. 490 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:35,292 Every Pakistani family has a Partition story. 491 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:36,375 None of them are good. 492 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:39,792 Okay, enough, this is not about the Partition, okay? 493 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,417 This is a celebration. Yusuf. 494 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,708 (SOFTLY) Hey. 495 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:55,292 There's a story about Muneeba's family from during the Partition. 496 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:58,708 You know, they had to get on to the last train 497 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:01,667 that was getting out of the city. Yeah? 498 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:05,750 Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother, Sana, who was just a toddler then, 499 00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:10,042 she got separated from her parents on the train station. 500 00:28:10,167 --> 00:28:12,333 Her father tried to find her but, you know, 501 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:16,042 he was injured and needed a walking stick to get around, 502 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:18,000 so he couldn't really keep up with her. 503 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,792 But here's the thing. 504 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:25,583 Nobody knows how the little toddler, Sana, 505 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:28,375 managed to get back on the train just before... 506 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:31,375 Just before the train pulled out of the station. 507 00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:33,208 (CHUCKLES) 508 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,667 What did Sana say happened? How did she find her father? 509 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:45,792 Well, Sana always said that 510 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:48,958 -she followed a trail of stars... -She followed a trail of stars 511 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:51,333 right back to her father. 512 00:28:56,792 --> 00:28:59,167 What happened to Sana's mother? 513 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:02,333 Oh, we don't know. 514 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:05,458 She disappeared that night, just like many others did. 515 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,125 (ENERGY PULSATING) 516 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:16,083 (RUMBLING) 517 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,250 YUSUF: Kamala? AAMIR: Somebody grab the Zamzam. 518 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,208 MUNEEBA: Kamala, are you okay, beta? 519 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:28,917 -It's got to be the evil eye. -Mmm-hmm. 520 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,542 (AAMIR PRAYING) 521 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:34,167 Did you not eat anything? Or did you eat too much? 522 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,000 (LINE RINGING) 523 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:45,583 -Hello? -Nani, hi. 524 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,750 Kamala? Is that you, beta? 525 00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:50,458 Is it okay if you move the phone a little further back? 526 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:51,542 I can't see you. 527 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,792 Why don't you write to me? 528 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,583 I wait for the post every day. 529 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:59,542 -Yeah, I'll get on that. -Did you get my gifts? Huh? 530 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:01,750 Yeah, look, um, about the bangle... 531 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,583 What about it? Which one? What? 532 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:06,583 The bangle, it does some really weird things. 533 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,667 And it's... 534 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:11,542 That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha. 535 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:15,042 The one who disappeared during Partition, my great-grandmother Aisha? 536 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:17,542 Let me talk to Aamir and his wife. 537 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:20,208 KAMALA: You can't talk to Aamir. Look, about the bangle... 538 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,792 Oh. But no, I've spoken too much already. 539 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:25,792 No, no, no, I'm not going to talk about this at all, beta. 540 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:26,958 Kamala? 541 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,542 Your mother will get very upset. 542 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,042 So this belonged to Aisha 543 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,333 and you really have no idea what happened to her? 544 00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:34,417 Oh, beta, speak up a bit. 545 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,792 My old ears are not... 546 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:39,167 -Kamala, are you okay? -...as young as your smile. 547 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,250 (GRUNTS) 548 00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:44,583 -Nani, please, I have to know. -YUSUF: Kamala. 549 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,458 And look, the mango man is here. 550 00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:48,208 -Beta. -I have to get mangoes from him. 551 00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:50,625 -Mango... -No, no, just wait! 552 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,667 Are you okay? (GRUNTS) 553 00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,542 Abbu, is something wrong? 554 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,042 Huh? 555 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:03,875 No, no, no, no, everything's fine. You go back to sleep. 556 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:05,042 Sorry. 557 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,833 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 558 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:18,958 Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi 559 00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:21,458 is gonna get people to talk for a long time. 560 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:25,542 -Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi. -MUNEEBA: Mmm-hmm. 561 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,167 Why? 562 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:30,917 Hey, don't question my love for the Captain Kidd. 563 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,042 If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet, your father and I may never have met. 564 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,000 (YUSUF LAUGHS) 565 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,333 That was gross. 566 00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,000 (BOTH LAUGHING) 567 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,333 I don't wanna know. I'm done. 568 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,792 -Ammi? -MUNEEBA: Hmm? 569 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,542 Do you know what happened to our great grandma? Aisha? 570 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:52,667 Where did you hear that name? 571 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:53,833 From Nani. 572 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,667 I was talking to her last night and it kinda came up. 573 00:31:56,750 --> 00:32:00,333 That woman brought shame on our entire family. 574 00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:03,167 I had to move halfway around the world to forget it. 575 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,667 -But, like... -Kamala. 576 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:07,042 You would do best to do the same. 577 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:11,000 You're the one who told me to focus on telling my own stories. 578 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,583 Not this one. 579 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:16,208 -Please let it go. -(KNOCKING AT DOOR) 580 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,250 Hey. 581 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:21,167 (ALL GREETING) 582 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:23,167 TYESHA: You look fantastic. YUSUF: Oh, thank you. 583 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:26,333 AAMIR: How do you feel about our first dance as husband and wife 584 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:28,292 being to Livin' On A Prayer? 585 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,875 -Ooh! By Bon Jovi? -Yes. 586 00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,917 I'd say it's better than You Give Love A Bad Name. 587 00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:36,292 Yes! You see? She loves the New Jersey prince too. 588 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:37,542 Very good. Let's go. 589 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:40,083 YUSUF: Aamir, come on, listen, even Tyesha has agreed. 590 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,083 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 591 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,500 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 592 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:57,417 -Hi, Bruno. You look so great. -Hi. 593 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,875 It's not too, um, bright? 594 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,792 I don't understand the question. 595 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,958 -It's pretty bright, yeah. -Don't listen to him. 596 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:06,375 -BRUNO: It's good, it's okay? -It's so good. 597 00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:08,542 Everything is just so lovely. 598 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:10,500 -Hey! -Hey! 599 00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,667 -(BOTH GREETING) -NAJAF: How's this? 600 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,167 I'll give you my vote 601 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:17,083 if you agree to make me the exclusive catering vendor 602 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,417 for all masjid holidays and special events. 603 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,708 Look, I'm the real deal, you know what I mean? All right? 604 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:26,083 The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe. 605 00:33:26,167 --> 00:33:28,250 Look at these guys. Competitors? I mean... 606 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:30,625 Just put this up, and you have a deal. 607 00:33:32,292 --> 00:33:33,792 Eid Mubarak, sister. 608 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:36,750 Politics is dirty. 609 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:38,583 -You look amazing. -No. We don't have time. 610 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:41,583 The entire mosque is here with nothing to do but eat and gossip. 611 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:42,958 Gossip. Yes. 612 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:46,500 The Illumin-Aunties, actually. They know everything. 613 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:50,417 If there was ever a time for me to make my case to the board, it's now. 614 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:52,750 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 615 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:55,708 For maximum outreach, we need to divide and conquer. Yeah? 616 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,042 Kamala, you're gonna start with the Mosque Bros. Yes? 617 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:03,250 KAMALA: Come on. The Mosque Bros never respect the halal gap. 618 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,958 (ALL SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) 619 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:08,333 NAKIA: At least the Pious Boys are easier. Their life is one giant halal gap. 620 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:11,625 After that, we'll mobilize the Sunday school teachers 621 00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:13,458 to help infiltrate the Insta-Clique. 622 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:16,125 Bruno, your group should be relatively easy. The Converts. 623 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:17,458 KAMALA: Technically, the Reverts. 624 00:34:17,542 --> 00:34:20,667 NAKIA: But for that you have to make it past the Mini Harami Girls. 625 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:24,042 And last, the ones who know it all and will not let you forget it, 626 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,375 the Illumin-Aunties. 627 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,667 KAMALA: Dibs. I'll talk to them. 628 00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:28,583 Okay. 629 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:33,500 Meanwhile, I have to go after my white whale. 630 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:42,292 Eid Mubarak, Uncle. 631 00:34:42,375 --> 00:34:45,792 Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak. 632 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,917 I would love to secure your vote for the Board. 633 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:51,708 Oh... 634 00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:54,917 Well, the thing is, Rasheed is also running. 635 00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:58,125 And he's my best friend. 636 00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,917 -Oh. Yeah. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 637 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:03,125 -Kamala's my best friend. -Oh, yeah. 638 00:35:03,292 --> 00:35:06,292 Right now, she's helping me exercise our right as citizens 639 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,208 of this great nation to participate in democracy. 640 00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:12,208 To dream of building a better future. 641 00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:15,042 -That's wonderful. -Isn't it? 642 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,875 Yep. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 643 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:22,292 You wouldn't rob two young women of that future, would you, Uncle? 644 00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:26,208 I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me. 645 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,167 Your daughter and basically your other daughter. 646 00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:33,833 Women's suffrage, we fought for this, people died for this. You wouldn't... 647 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,667 You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you? 648 00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:43,375 Vote for Nakia. 649 00:35:45,792 --> 00:35:46,958 Eid Mubarak. 650 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:56,125 Yusuf. What are you doing? 651 00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:07,917 How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer? 652 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,458 Is this about the party? 653 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,625 -Because it really was not that loud. -Wait! 654 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:15,833 Wait, you're... You're not the Zoe Zimmer? 655 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:19,208 The only one I know. 656 00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:22,167 What? You have got to be kidding. I'm a big fan. 657 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:23,417 -Wait, really? -Yes. 658 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,250 Everyone in the office is. 659 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,958 That video that you made about low calorie popcorn. 660 00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:29,292 -Popcorn, popcorn -Popcorn! 661 00:36:29,417 --> 00:36:30,750 All we get for the break room. 662 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,250 -Are you serious? -I'm not joking you. 663 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,125 Well, I'm so glad you liked it. 664 00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:37,375 And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh. 665 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:39,792 You must've been mobbed by all your fans, no? 666 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:40,875 -No... -Have a good time? 667 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,125 It was so fun. 668 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:43,917 The costume contest did get cancelled, 669 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,750 but everybody said I was a front runner... 670 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:48,750 And then the enhanced individual tried to kill you? 671 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,208 Right? 672 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:55,542 She didn't try to kill me. She saved my life. (SCOFFS) 673 00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:59,417 I have a feeling that you did this for the likes. 674 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,625 Am I onto something? 675 00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,917 You and your bestie... 676 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,667 Maybe... Actually, you know what, 677 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:10,958 maybe it was your sister? 678 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:15,375 You and that masked woman looked pretty identical. White girl, red hair... 679 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:17,500 We don't look alike. She looks nothing like me. 680 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:20,292 So you do know what she looks like, what else do you know? 681 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,833 -Hmm? -Nothing. 682 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,542 I didn't really get a good look at her. I mean, it all happened so fast. 683 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:28,375 Did she have an accent of any kind? 684 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:32,458 No. 685 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,750 Was she Latina? 686 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,625 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say Latinx now, right? 687 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:39,708 No? 688 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:42,708 Middle Eastern perhaps? 689 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:45,833 South Asian? 690 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:52,750 (SOFTLY) Deever. 691 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,208 Let's do the tri-state sweep. 692 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:05,458 Search every temple, community center, and... 693 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:08,125 (SIGHS) And mosque. 694 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:13,708 Just be respectful. The FBI is already surveilling them, you know that. 695 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,208 Copy. 696 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,042 WOMAN: Please enjoy the party. 697 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,083 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 698 00:38:25,167 --> 00:38:27,792 -KAMALA: And that's why you vote for... -Party, party, party. 699 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,708 KAMALA: She's the change that we need. 700 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:33,042 And, um, can we go back to my great-grandmother? 701 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,833 Oh, your great-grandmother. 702 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,542 My family knew her. 703 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:38,250 Many people knew her. 704 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,583 And probably wished that they hadn't. 705 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,583 Why? What do you mean? 706 00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:44,750 You have a good mother, Kamala. 707 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:48,500 She did not deserve the shame this woman brought to her family. 708 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,667 What kind of shame are we talking here? 709 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:53,417 My father called her a snake. 710 00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:56,667 She put a curse on everything she touched. 711 00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:57,792 Curse? 712 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,000 I heard that she had a secret affair. 713 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:02,292 And took off with someone. 714 00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:05,417 I heard she had many affairs and she had a secret family. 715 00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,292 -I heard she killed a man. -(GASPING) 716 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:08,375 Dead. 717 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:10,917 Happened during Partition. 718 00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:24,458 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 719 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:29,833 (SCREAMS) 720 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:32,708 (SHRIEKS) Somebody help me! 721 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:35,458 Please! Mom! Dad! 722 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:37,292 -Help me! -MAN 1: There's a boy up there. 723 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,375 WOMAN 1: Oh, my God! 724 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,750 WOMAN 2: What do we do? WOMAN 3: Who is that? 725 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:42,875 BOY: Help! 726 00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:45,083 -Help me! Please! -Someone call 9-1-1! 727 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:46,292 -Oh, my God! -MAN 2: Hameed! 728 00:39:46,375 --> 00:39:48,208 -Call for help. -That's Hameed! Please help. 729 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:49,417 Hold on, beta. 730 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,875 MAN 3: Somebody help! WOMAN 3: Help! 731 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,708 WOMAN 4: Hold on, hold on! MAN 4: Someone call the police! 732 00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:57,042 MAN 5: Someone's gotta help him. 733 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,583 -(BREATHING HEAVILY) -MAN 6: There must be another way in. 734 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:05,292 -(SCREAMS) -(ALL GASPING) 735 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:08,167 Hey, where's Kamala? 736 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,917 Think she went home with her parents. 737 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:14,500 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 738 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:23,500 Help me, please! Someone help! 739 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,833 I can't hold on. 740 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:27,083 I'm coming. I'm coming! 741 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:28,458 Yo! It's Night light. 742 00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:31,083 -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) -(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 743 00:40:31,542 --> 00:40:32,875 MAN 7: Don't worry, Hameed. 744 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:35,792 I shouldn't have climbed all the way up here. Why did I do this? 745 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,792 Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay? 746 00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,917 Just calm down and think happy thoughts. 747 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,417 Like, what's your favorite thing? 748 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:44,375 -What? -Something you like. 749 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:46,250 -Something I like? -Yeah. 750 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,875 Yeah, let's focus on that. Do you have a favorite food? 751 00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:50,000 Ice cream pizza. 752 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,208 -Come on. -BOY: She's gonna save him!, 753 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,333 MAN 8: Please help him! 754 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,750 Is that two foods or one food? 755 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,792 One. I put ice cream on pizza. 756 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,583 Did someone say ice cream pizza? 757 00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:01,458 -HAMEED: I like the flavors. -That's really gross. 758 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,000 Yeah, we can work with that. 759 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:07,625 Now just think of a nice plate or bowl of ice cream pizza. 760 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,167 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 761 00:41:12,292 --> 00:41:13,333 (GASPS) 762 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:16,042 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(WHIMPERING) 763 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:18,000 This is insane, he's going to fall. 764 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,583 No, no, no, no. She'll get him. 765 00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:23,667 -(SCREAMS) -No! 766 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:33,750 MAN 9: Are you seeing this? 767 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:38,000 -(CROWD GASPING) -WOMAN 5: No! 768 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,125 I'll get you. 769 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,083 -(CROWD EXCLAIMS) -MAN 10: Call an ambulance! 770 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,250 WOMAN 6: She got him. MAN 11: That was close. 771 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,500 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 772 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,333 WOMAN 7: Did you see that? 773 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:53,958 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 774 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,083 -You good? -Yeah. 775 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,125 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 776 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:16,875 I've got you, okay? 777 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:24,792 (INDISTINCT VOICES) 778 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:31,042 -(SCREAMING) -(CROWD EXCLAIMS) 779 00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:37,042 (BOTH GRUNTING) 780 00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:41,625 HAMEED: My ankle. 781 00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:43,875 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 782 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:46,125 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 783 00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:50,875 (WHIMPERS SOFTLY) 784 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,708 MAN 12: Is he going to be okay? MAN 13: How did she do that? 785 00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:55,667 SHEIKH ABDULLAH: Help is on the way, son. 786 00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:09,042 -(SIREN WAILING) -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 787 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:17,125 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 788 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:20,292 (ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WARBLING) 789 00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,208 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 790 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:36,792 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -(WEAPONS CHARGING) 791 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:37,917 DEEVER: Freeze! 792 00:43:38,292 --> 00:43:39,917 Hold it right where you are! 793 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,583 (EXCLAIMS, PANTING) 794 00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:53,083 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 795 00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:55,792 MAN 1: Go, go, go. 796 00:43:56,542 --> 00:43:57,792 -Get in! -Kamran. 797 00:43:59,417 --> 00:44:01,250 -(ENGINE REVVING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 798 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:08,208 MAN 2: Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go? MAN 3: We lost her. 799 00:44:08,292 --> 00:44:09,833 MAN 4: Bravo, we got nothing. 800 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,708 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 801 00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:14,417 WOMAN: Kamala. 802 00:44:15,917 --> 00:44:19,042 I've been waiting a very long time to meet you. 803 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,375 I'd like you to meet my mom.