1 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:09,790 'And thus begins another Great Indian Wedding Spectacle.' 2 00:02:10,290 --> 00:02:13,160 'In other words... A Delhi Wedding.' 3 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:14,040 'Honestly speaking...' 4 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:17,750 '...I was never in favor of such a grand-wedding.' 5 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,700 'I always wanted to elope and get married.' 6 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,290 'First, I would've fought with my family.' 7 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:25,120 'Imagine, night-time, on a bike, the highway...' 8 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,040 'Just the two of us, and a bag.' 9 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:28,200 'The bag filled with few clothes...' 10 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,620 '...and a promise of everlasting love.' 11 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,290 'Papa would've abused my husband over the phone.' 12 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,950 'Mom would've slipped into depression...and...' 13 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:39,700 'Well, a lot could've happened , if I had eloped.' 14 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,250 'But, before any of this could come true...' 15 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,290 '...Mudit came into my life.' 16 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:44,790 'Frankly speaking, until 2 weeks ago...' 17 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,950 '...everyone was so concerned about my marriage...' 18 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,910 ...as if India's GDP depended on it.' 19 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:49,870 'As soon as I said 'yes'... 20 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,290 '...I became the 'Raymond Man' overnight.' 21 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,000 'For the first time, someone asked for my opinion...' 22 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,830 '...in Pammi aunty's land dispute case.' 23 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:57,830 'A glass was automatically reserved for me in the car's trunk.' 24 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,540 'Suddenly, my opinion mattered in everything...' 25 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,700 '...ranging from politics to my nephew's mushroom haircut!' 26 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,870 'Seriously dude, I am Mudit... not Mahesh Bhatt.' 27 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:08,870 'And then, everything suddenly changed when I met Sughandha 2 weeks ago.' 28 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:17,200 'You call that a meeting?' 29 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,200 'You wouldn't even come up and talk to me.' 30 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,410 'Oh great, you knew that I was... - interested in me.' 31 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:25,790 'The entire Nehru Place knew that.' 32 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,040 But, why doesn't he say something? - Is he mute? 33 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,410 Out of cash! Out of cash! 34 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:30,870 - Oh, God! - We're out of cash. 35 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:31,870 Please leave. 36 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,410 Listen, I am going to the ATM at the back, okay. 37 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:35,000 Sugandha! Sugandha! 38 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:35,700 'Oh really?' 39 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,290 'So, what was your first impression of me?' 40 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:40,080 'Nothing...' 41 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,660 'One shouldn't form opinions about Delhi guys.' 42 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,580 'Or you end up with too many expectations.' 43 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:45,950 'And, you were so weird.' 44 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,040 You took so long to come up and talk to me.' 45 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:49,620 You could've approached me instead.' 46 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,830 'No way... the girl never makes the first move. 47 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:53,000 It's always the boy!' 48 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,040 'Now, you're making up your own rules. 49 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,080 - That's the rule.' 50 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,120 'I don't agree.' 51 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:57,040 Stop it you two. 52 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:58,330 What have we been doing for the last one month? 53 00:03:58,830 --> 00:03:59,580 Counting fountain lights, 54 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,450 Eating kilos of groundnuts! 55 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,000 And now... this bear dance. 56 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,330 Come one...come all. 57 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,330 She's looking this way. - Who, the bear? 58 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:07,410 Don't lose focus, my friend. 59 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:09,120 She is looking at the bear. 60 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:09,870 Don't just stand there and stare. 61 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:11,040 Go talk to her. 62 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:13,080 Look, man, sister-in-law is our birth-right. 63 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,200 Go on...don't just stand there. - Fine, I am going. 64 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,700 Bro, I beg you.. 65 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,330 I said I am going! - Go now! 66 00:04:18,830 --> 00:04:20,330 Please, go. 67 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:21,160 Do it. 68 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:22,450 Go Simran...go! 69 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,200 He's coming. 70 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,870 He's coming this way. - Wait. He's coming. 71 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:29,870 He'll talk...he'll talk this time... Go on. 72 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,450 Get him off. 73 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:42,620 Shoo...shoo... 74 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,200 Get him off. 75 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,200 He'll bite me... He'll bite me... 76 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,080 Someone get him off! 77 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:48,790 Get him off. - Don't get too close. 78 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,330 Hold on... Hold on... Let it go. 79 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:53,450 Get him off me. 80 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:54,950 Do something, will you? 81 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:57,000 What can I do, mister? 82 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,330 Shoo... 83 00:04:58,830 --> 00:04:59,330 Give me that cloth... 84 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:00,660 Hit him! 85 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:01,870 Get him off! 86 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:02,750 Get him off! Get him off! 87 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:03,620 Get him off! 88 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,040 That thing will kill him. 89 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,750 So, you were approaching the girl... 90 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:13,330 ...when a bear jumped on you? - Yeah! 91 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,330 You're insane . 92 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,450 All this effort to talk to a girl. 93 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:21,330 You should've sent her a proposal online instead. 94 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:24,410 You want me to send her a proposal online? 95 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,330 Why? Don't you watch TV? 96 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:30,040 Those who get jumped by a bear, send proposals online. 97 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,450 You know what, create a nice profile for yourself. 98 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,120 And, don't worry if she says yes. 99 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:35,330 We'll take it from there. 100 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:39,120 And remember, try not to make spelling mistakes. 101 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,040 "Say it out loud..." 102 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:45,000 "That your son is a coward." 103 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:49,000 "And, I will spare 'his life." 104 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:56,620 "Earlier, I was always worried about my daughter's security." 105 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,160 "You know how vulnerable young girls can be." 106 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:04,370 "But then, I learned about this safety device." 107 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:06,200 "One device stays with me..." 108 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,290 Go...Mom! 109 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,330 "...and the other one is always in my daughter's purse." 110 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:11,910 "That's how I keep a tab on my daughter." 111 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:13,910 "And now I can sleep peacefully." 112 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:17,450 "And, even my sugar levels have normalized." 113 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:18,870 Wow Vimla, you were amazing. 114 00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:20,950 I am really proud of you. 115 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:22,200 You're looking fantastic. 116 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,120 Brother, what do you think? 117 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:25,080 She looks weak. 118 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:25,910 Isn't that right? 119 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,290 She's looking fat. - I know. 120 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:29,160 Sugu's in a really good mood. 121 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:30,500 I think we should talk to her... 122 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,160 ...about the online proposal we received last night. - Yeah... 123 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:37,040 Speak softly, otherwise, brother will overhear you. 124 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,120 Brother... - Yeah... 125 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,580 You're discussing Sugu's wedding, and I don't know. 126 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:42,830 What? - No, it's not what you think. 127 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,200 Let's discuss this later. 128 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,870 Your wedding? - What's going on? 129 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,330 Why later? 130 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:49,660 Are we trying to jinx your happiness? 131 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,040 Stop yelling at me, brother. 132 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:52,750 I haven't spoken to Sugu about this either. 133 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:53,750 Let's make one thing clear. 134 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,700 Who's the eldest in the family, me or her? 135 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:56,830 You see, brother. 136 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:58,000 You're the eldest in your family, 137 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,200 and I am the eldest in mine. 138 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,750 Doesn't matter how old you get... 139 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:01,830 ...but, I am always going to be older to you. 140 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:03,120 Were you even going to invite me to your daughter's wedding? 141 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:04,750 Which daughter? 142 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,160 What wedding? 143 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:06,750 Brother... 144 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,000 My wedding's been fixed... 145 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,750 ...and I don't know about it. - Can't you stay quiet? 146 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,040 You like getting yourself humiliated. 147 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:15,040 If they don't want to invite you to the wedding... 148 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:16,750 ...then, that's their decision. - What? 149 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:17,700 You know what, Vimla. 150 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,750 Let us know whenever you fix a date for the wedding. 151 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,660 We'll come over if we're not busy. 152 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:22,910 Hold on a second... 153 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,410 You guys even fixed a date for my wedding, and I don't know anything. 154 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:27,410 Can you please stop ranting about 'Humiliation', sister-in-law 155 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,330 We paid for your popcorn. 156 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:30,830 And, I was just telling him... 157 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:32,450 ...that, we'll ask brother to perform the rituals at her wedding. 158 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:35,000 What rituals? - That's true. 159 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,750 Will someone tell me who sent the proposal? 160 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,290 It was an online proposal, dear. 161 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:40,290 - Online? 162 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:41,660 And you... 163 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,330 Did you tell us when Neelam flunked her college? 164 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,250 No! 165 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:49,700 That's enough! - Why drag her in all this? 166 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:50,790 One second. 167 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:52,410 So, is this revenge? 168 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:53,790 We would've definitely told you. 169 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,330 But, you forgot all about us as soon as you left Haridwar. 170 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:57,330 How can you forget your childhood days... 171 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:58,410 ...when you used to pee on my shoulder? 172 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:01,450 I'll do it again if you behave like that same elder brother. 173 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:03,040 I am that same elder brother. 174 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:03,660 I certainly am... 175 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:04,660 Else, I would've demanded to share... 176 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,330 ...the expenses of our father's death anniversary. 177 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,080 But I am being generous with you. 178 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,830 Will someone show me who sent the proposal? 179 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,450 He's a really nice boy. - Boy? 180 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:15,040 What is that? 181 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:17,450 Girls school...girls college... girl-friends. 182 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:18,910 Even for my swimming classes, 183 00:08:19,410 --> 00:08:20,750 you enrolled me in the girl's batch. 184 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,700 Now what do I do with a guy? 185 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,870 Show her. - Just a second... 186 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:26,200 Here you go, dear. 187 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:27,330 I thought... - Take a look... 188 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,040 Not again... - Wait, I'll show you too. 189 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:29,950 Stop behaving like a kid. 190 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:32,040 Ginny, it's him. - Oh, my... 191 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:33,120 It's the same bear guy! 192 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:34,790 How dare he?! 193 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,330 All he had to do was ask for my number... 194 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:38,950 But, he sends a proposal online? 195 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:39,950 This isn't right. 196 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,120 Can only hot girls have a love-story? 197 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,250 Don't normal girls have any feelings? 198 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,160 Look at his package first. - I don't even want to see his face. 199 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,660 I've been cheated. 200 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,250 Love-stories never begin after the wedding... 201 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:51,450 ...it always comes to an end, Ginny. 202 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:55,700 If you have a problem then just say no. 203 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,870 But he's a decent guy. 204 00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:00,660 How can I say no? 205 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,910 I had such high hopes. 206 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,790 First, we'll start by giving missed calls. 207 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:06,790 Then, we'll go out together... 208 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:11,200 But, he just ruined all my plans. 209 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,620 It's so hard to find a decent guy these days. 210 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,620 And, the ones who... 211 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:22,750 He turned my 'love' into 'arranged' (marriage). 212 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:26,330 But now, I am going to find love in this arrangement. 213 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:30,330 It's not as easy as it looks. 214 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:42,910 Is there anyone here called Mudit? 215 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,950 I'll call you back. 216 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:45,870 There are two. 217 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:48,830 Sharma and Shrivastava. 218 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:49,910 The 'bear' guy. 219 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:51,000 I see... 220 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,450 Hold on. 221 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:55,080 Hello. Mudit, someone here to see you. 222 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:59,200 And, you are... 223 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,870 Are you a wimp? 224 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,950 No... Sharma, from Gurgaon! 225 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:05,950 And, on my mother's side... 226 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:08,200 I didn't ask about your caste. 227 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:12,200 Come out. 228 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,700 What were you thinking when you sent that online proposal? 229 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,000 These days guys don't want to put in any effort. 230 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,660 You've been checking me out for almost a month now... 231 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,620 ...yet, you couldn't muster the courage to come up and talk to me? 232 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,700 Every day I end up extending my lunch time 233 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,330 I already bought three video games for my brother. 234 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,450 I even bought three software and four DVDs from the market... 235 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,290 ...and still you didn't approach me. - But, I did. 236 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:35,620 But, I had no clue that the bear was interested in me as well. 237 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:36,410 Now, you're laughing. 238 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,660 See, you're laughing! 239 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,410 How could I talk to you? 240 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,830 This is getting so embarrassing. 241 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,160 Is that why you sent an online proposal? 242 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:46,830 I didn't have any option left? 243 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:50,040 I practiced really hard...talking to you. 244 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,830 In fact, I had rehearsed everything by-heart. 245 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,080 But, that's the problem with me. 246 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,120 Never had a problem in theory... 247 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,160 ...but, I always failed in practicals. 248 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,250 Mudit. - Yeah... 249 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:57,580 That wasn't right. 250 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,330 The boss was asking for the report. - I am on it. 251 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:00,870 But listen... - The company won't shut down 252 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,450 But this is important. - Get lost. 253 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,910 Go... 254 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,870 Is he a friend? - Just someone I know. 255 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,870 He was trying to make an impression, that's all. 256 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:14,330 Well, I'll leave now. 257 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:17,200 Or, you might get yelled at by your boss. 258 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,200 He's on a leave. He's got loosies. 259 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,330 Anyway I don't intend to work here forever. 260 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:22,790 I've already applied elsewhere. 261 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:24,830 As soon as I get a call... 262 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,660 Two cups of tea... 263 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,040 No worries, I'll have it... 264 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:32,660 Take this sir. 265 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:33,450 I just asked for tea. 266 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:34,660 Smoking is bad for health... 267 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,660 Can't you see I'm with someone? 268 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,950 Are you an engineer? - Diploma from NIT 269 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:45,580 Oh really... 270 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,910 Which one? - Pitampura. 271 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,160 Doesn't Mr. Asthana teach there? - He's a bloody pervert. 272 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:54,750 He's our family friend. 273 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,330 Sorry... 274 00:11:56,830 --> 00:12:01,080 Well... he is quite a pervert. 275 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:04,040 So, if you get that new job, you'll move out of here. 276 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,660 Then, you will look at other girls, won't you? 277 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,200 There's a thing called 'loyaltyness' in life. 278 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,250 Really? 279 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,450 Which means if the bear hadn't interrupted that day... 280 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,330 ...you would've stuck to me like glue. 281 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:17,950 You girls are too much, you know. 282 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:21,290 You want everything, don't you? 283 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:22,160 Okay, bye. 284 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:26,910 Sorry for yelling at you. 285 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,830 'Yes' or 'no'? 286 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,330 Even I shop online... 287 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,410 ...but, not before trying out the stuff few times at the shop. 288 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,080 It's free you know. 289 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:35,120 Then, try me. 290 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:39,040 Who's stopping you? 291 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,580 When a girl says 'no', it basically means 'yes'. 292 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,040 And boys who believe that are stupid. 293 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,120 So that means you said no. 294 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,040 You're so negative, you know. 295 00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:47,660 Let's meet then... 296 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,120 I'll change your no into yes. 297 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:50,580 Fine, let's meet... - Where? 298 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:51,450 Online. 299 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:52,950 You prefer that, don't you? 300 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,160 No bear to interrupt us either. 301 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,450 But, with your parents... 302 00:12:55,950 --> 00:13:00,160 I don't trust these online types. 303 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:02,200 I am making the call, okay. 304 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,160 Can they see us? 305 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:04,120 What about the volume? 306 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,450 It's connected. 307 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:06,580 Sound... where's the sound? 308 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,330 It's connected. Please... 309 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,450 Why is it so slow? 310 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:10,910 Oh, they're here... 311 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:12,000 So many people. 312 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,450 Hello. - Hello. 313 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,330 Hello. 314 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:19,450 Touch their feet. 315 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,620 Not mine, theirs... - It's alright, dear. 316 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,830 There's no need. 317 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,450 And anyway, we're quite modern. 318 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,160 Actually, we're quite modern too... 319 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,160 But you see, when bending down to touch the feet... 320 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:34,700 ...its exercise for the back muscles and also acupressure for the feet. 321 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,000 But, you look healthy. 322 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,040 Let it be, dear. 323 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:43,410 Dear, did you make that painting on the wall? 324 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,160 Which one? 325 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:45,700 This one? 326 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,160 Oh, no-no...that's just a wet-patch. 327 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,200 Which one... 328 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:49,290 I see... 329 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:53,290 I thought it's modern art. 330 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,750 Uncle... - Huh? 331 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:01,660 Sir... - Yes... 332 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,120 I think we should leave now. 333 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,790 And, give the children some privacy. - Yeah... 334 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:07,830 Go where? 335 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,330 Let's... - You guys stay, I...I'll go. 336 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,830 Son-in-law's leaving instead. 337 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,830 Don't move the laptop, it's connected to the wifi... 338 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,580 Okay... - Yeah... 339 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,700 Come on... come on... 340 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:19,830 Come on, son. - I'll beat you. 341 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:21,870 Follow me. 342 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:25,080 Hi. - Hello. 343 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,160 How are you? - I am fine. 344 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:31,160 Yesterday... 345 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,700 Every time I look at you, it reminds me of the bear... 346 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,000 Excuse me, that was a compliment. 347 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:47,410 I'm sure the bear saw something interesting that he jumped on me. 348 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:49,040 I see. 349 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:53,580 I didn't see the bear at all, my concentration was on you. 350 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:54,830 I mean...I was completely focused on you... 351 00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:56,200 Like Arjun's eye, you know...... 352 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,910 You mean, the fish eye... - Exactly. 353 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:04,080 Tell me something... why do you want to marry me? 354 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,910 I like you... 355 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:10,330 Whenever I look at you, I want to talk to you. 356 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,870 I've worked for marketing all my life and sold a lot of things. 357 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,250 But for the first time, I am presenting myself. 358 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,660 My family's been insisting that I get married. 359 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,040 But, I only said 'yes' after I saw you. 360 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:28,160 I don't know whether your answer's going to be 'yes' or 'no'. But... 361 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:32,160 You are special. 362 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:39,160 Do you know Birla Temple? 363 00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:45,700 Is that a 'yes'? - Well, it's not a 'no' either. 364 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,250 I'll take the auspicious token from your mother... 365 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,200 ...but, I haven't made up my mind yet, 366 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,040 ... if you should get the token from my mother. 367 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,080 Okay, bye. 368 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,200 Mummy! 369 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,290 What are you doing there? 370 00:15:58,790 --> 00:15:59,660 Come here... She's calling you. 371 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,200 Brother... - Yeah... 372 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,660 You really spent a lot. 373 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:04,830 Did you have this kind of money? 374 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,160 I spent my entire savings on this. 375 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,450 Doesn't it look lavish? 376 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,870 You should've spent according to your status. 377 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,450 This isn't the wedding, it's just the engagement. 378 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,080 Brother, I'll borrow money if I have to. 379 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,040 She's my only daughter. 380 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,040 I'll do the best I can. 381 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,870 We only had one father... 382 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,080 But, you didn't spend a dime on his death anniversary. 383 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,450 Do you realize what you're saying, brother? 384 00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:22,330 This is such an auspicious moment... 385 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,160 Children are getting engaged... 386 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,830 Come here. - Coming! 387 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:26,330 And you're just... - Papa, where do I plug this in? 388 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,580 The batteries are almost dead! - Plug it in here. 389 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:29,200 Coming. 390 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,450 What a pathetic man! 391 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,290 That's no way to talk to children. 392 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,250 No shame at all. - What happened? 393 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,040 He was just asking where do I plug in the charger... 394 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:40,040 ...and he said to plug it in here. 395 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,580 Mom. - Hmm? 396 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,790 I haven't said 'yes' for this wedding yet. 397 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,120 I never said 'yes' to your father either. 398 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,540 But we spent 30 years together. 399 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,750 It's not the same thing, mom. 400 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,160 I am not sure about this at all. 401 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,750 No one's ever sure at your age. 402 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,450 What are you saying? 403 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,250 What does age have to do with this? 404 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,000 Tell me what to do. 405 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,540 Stop making faces first. 406 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,410 And remember to sport a big smile. 407 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:11,950 Otherwise, you'll be stuck with an ugly wedding album for the rest of your life. 408 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,450 You just don't get it. 409 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,370 Mom, Mudit and I met a few days ago. 410 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,000 It's a great time you're living in. 411 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,160 At least you two got to meet. 412 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,000 You got the chance to understand each other. 413 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,370 You know, your father I and I got engaged over a telegram. 414 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:26,410 "Congratulations.for.the.Engagement." 415 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:27,620 Full stop." 416 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:28,250 Come on, dear. 417 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,250 Get ready, everyone's waiting outside. 418 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,750 Only I am not ready. 419 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,790 Mom... 420 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:38,250 Don't hand over the envelope until I don't say so. 421 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,790 Just don't... - But... I... 422 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,790 What a weird girl. 423 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:48,950 You know what, let's get over with the formalities.. 424 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:52,910 before the gift and fruit baskets get spoilt 425 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,370 You're absolutely right. 426 00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:55,450 Where were you? 427 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,540 Come, stand here. 428 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,250 Here you go, dear. 429 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,250 Keep it. 430 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,750 Congratulations... 431 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,750 It's your turn now. 432 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:20,200 Where's the envelope? - Did you forget it at home? 433 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,750 Where is it? 434 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:22,620 Check your purse, 435 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,450 Must be in there. 436 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,160 Yes, I did keep it in my purse, but... 437 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,790 I've to use the washroom? - Washroom? 438 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,700 Mom... - Ginny, go with her. 439 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,250 Come on... 440 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,910 See... now she wants to use the washroom. 441 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,200 Where did I keep the envelope? 442 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,580 You're just too much... 443 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,700 She's talking nonsense, Doesn't mean a thing. 444 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:40,790 He's gone too. 445 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,450 Where's he going? 446 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:43,540 Sugandha. 447 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,080 Sugandha. - Mudit? 448 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,160 Yeah... I'm listening. - What am I supposed to say? 449 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:53,370 But you said come to the washroom. - Yeah, but...I had to go. 450 00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:54,870 What are you doing here? 451 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:56,660 Mudit, what are you doing here? 452 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,040 Yes, I... 453 00:18:58,540 --> 00:18:59,160 Fine, I'll wait outside. 454 00:18:59,660 --> 00:18:59,910 But, I must speak with you urgently. 455 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:04,120 Come quickly. 456 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,160 Wait, I'll be back in 5 minutes. 457 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:10,160 Shhhh. 458 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,620 Let's get on with the rituals, please. 459 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:16,750 I haven't thought about it. 460 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,040 My entire family's waiting outside. 461 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,000 At least give me something. 462 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,000 At least a coconut. 463 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,000 You're going to embarrass me in front of my entire family. 464 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,830 Mudu... - Megha, you? 465 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,620 What a pleasant surprise? 466 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:47,660 What are you doing here? 467 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,040 What are you doing here? 468 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,040 I came here with my grandma. 469 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:50,910 Where were you? - Grandma... 470 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:52,580 Remember Mudu. - Hello. 471 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:53,580 Take her away. 472 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:54,750 Take her away. - Come on. 473 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,080 but, what are you doing here? 474 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:56,790 It's his engagement, 475 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:57,620 and he's standing here. 476 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,660 God knows where the girl is. - Engagement? 477 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,620 Fix the pleats. 478 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:01,790 Coming, uncle. 479 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:03,790 Remember, where did we meet last time. 480 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,120 It's been a really long time. 481 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,120 I haven't forgotten what you said that day to me. 482 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,120 Remember what you said to me that day? 483 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,620 I am fooled. - Online proposal! 484 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:14,950 You remember. 485 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:16,450 Oh, Mudu. 486 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:17,790 Why is she calling him Mudu? 487 00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,620 You know, I followed you everywhere... 488 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:20,830 Insta(Instagram)... Snappy (Snapchat)...! 489 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:21,910 What were you saying? 490 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,620 You know, actually... 491 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,790 Ginny, please talk to her. 492 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,540 I am fooled. 493 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:31,870 Is she coming? 494 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:32,790 She's here. She's here. 495 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:33,620 Come, dear. 496 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,620 Where is he? - You're back, dear. 497 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,450 Hurry up, dear. - Where is he? 498 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,450 Tell Tyagi to take a look. - He's here. 499 00:20:57,870 --> 00:21:00,700 Ohh, my...it's right here. 500 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,700 Take it. - Take it. 501 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:09,870 Congratulations. 502 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:38,910 "I keep it difficult for him but doesn't listen" 503 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:43,160 "Kanha doesn't give up" 504 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:47,250 "The world lays traps, he passes with ease" 505 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,370 "Steals butter and gets what he please" 506 00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:55,450 "His flute is his magic wand" 507 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:59,410 "The road to the..." 508 00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:02,870 "The road to the riverbank is tough" 509 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,700 "But doesn't listen" 510 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,700 "Kanha doesn't give up" 511 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:42,660 Yeah, Sugandha. - Mudit, there's been a big problem. 512 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,080 We lost the marriage venue. 513 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,450 And that idiot swindled all our money. 514 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,080 Mom and dad are having a big fight. 515 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:54,080 I'll figure something out. 516 00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:07,700 This is for the booking. 517 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,620 Just don't worry about anything. 518 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,540 We'll get married in Haridwar. 519 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,700 "He stops me" 520 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,750 "He accosts me." 521 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:20,750 "He stalks me on my way to Yamuna" 522 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:24,620 "Shameless, jobless" 523 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,750 "When he throws a stone my pot breaks" 524 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,700 "Smooth talker, he enchants me" 525 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,540 "He catches me in the net of love" 526 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,700 "He's too quick" 527 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,120 "I request him to go slow" 528 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:48,660 "But no! Doesn't listen" 529 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,950 Take care. - Bye. 530 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:51,120 And lock the door. 531 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:52,580 We'll call once we reach Haridwar. - Bye sister. 532 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,160 We'll be back in a couple of days. 533 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:59,750 "I keep it difficult for him but no... Doesn't listen" 534 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:03,750 "Kanha doesn't give up" 535 00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:20,790 Bye. 536 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:24,790 Bye. 537 00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:14,750 "I kissed him... 538 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,250 No..." 539 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:20,250 "He..." 540 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,790 The bike isn't starting. 541 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:28,830 I think the engine's heated up. 542 00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,040 Can I come in? 543 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:35,040 Yes. 544 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:41,790 Lock. 545 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:53,330 Phone? - I'll fix it. 546 00:25:53,830 --> 00:26:01,580 Where's the battery? - Don't know. 547 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,580 Here it is. 548 00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:27,700 We cannot be too loud 549 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,700 These are government flats. 550 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:38,830 What happened? - Tiger Balm. 551 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,580 What happened? 552 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,870 I had onion bread for lunch. 553 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:59,540 I see... - Do you have chewing gum? 554 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,540 Yeah... 555 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,660 It's strawberry. 556 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:39,000 Do you have another room? 557 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:05,870 Is this right? - This is how it's done. 558 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:10,080 I mean...before marriage... 559 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:14,580 Well, you did say 'yes' aloud. - I am not saying no. 560 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,870 You're getting emotional for no reason. 561 00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:19,290 When we go for our honeymoon... 562 00:28:19,790 --> 00:28:22,410 ...we'll waste time trying to understand each other. 563 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,410 And, if you feel this is wrong then I'll leave. - No... 564 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,660 Hold on... - What? 565 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,290 Where's the bathroom? 566 00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:38,790 Wait here, I'll be right back. 567 00:28:39,290 --> 00:28:43,040 "92.7 Big FM." 568 00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:45,620 "My name is Nilesh Mishra." 569 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:51,120 "And you're listening to 'Memory lane Idiot Box'on 92.7." 570 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:54,910 "Today's story is called "That girl from G-block'." 571 00:28:55,410 --> 00:28:56,870 "Sangeeta Loved Aman." 572 00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:02,830 "But Sangeeta did feel weird when Aman came over." 573 00:29:03,330 --> 00:29:06,410 "It had been only a couple of minutes when he sent that text to her." 574 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,580 "I am coming over... is what he wrote in it." 575 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,450 "But Sangeeta felt like she's been waiting for ages." 576 00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:15,830 "On the other side, Aman..." 577 00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:19,200 "How's he going to tell Sangeeta what's on his mind?" 578 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,450 "What if she misunderstands him?" 579 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:26,790 "He must have drunk over a dozen cold drink bottles at the local shop..." 580 00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:30,580 "...only to catch a glimpse of her." 581 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,290 "If Sangeeta feels offended today..." 582 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:36,580 "...will Aman ever dare to open another bottle?" 583 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,290 "Why is Aman taking so long? 584 00:29:40,790 --> 00:29:44,660 Did something happen to him?" 585 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,910 "There was a noise at the iron-gate, she was surprised." 586 00:29:48,410 --> 00:29:49,830 "She thought Aman is here." 587 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,830 "But, she was wrong." 588 00:29:52,330 --> 00:29:53,790 "Sangeeta kept waiting, but 589 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:57,450 Aman went back." 590 00:29:57,950 --> 00:29:59,450 "She could've chased after Aman..." 591 00:29:59,950 --> 00:30:03,580 "...but, she couldn't find her stole." 592 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,250 "There was no activity at the shop either." 593 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:10,250 "That bottle of cold drink was left unopened." 594 00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:18,830 What's wrong? 595 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:23,450 There's a problem. - What? 596 00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:26,950 Nothing, it's a gents problem. - But what? 597 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,080 Like I said, it's a gents problem. 598 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:29,290 You won't get it. 599 00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:31,580 I am not stupid. 600 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,950 I know. 601 00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:40,000 Know what? - It's common. 602 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,000 Happens with anyone. 603 00:30:49,290 --> 00:30:51,290 You've got a boil, isn't it? 604 00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:53,290 Is it swollen? 605 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:57,080 You can't even sit straight. 606 00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:01,080 It's not what you think. 607 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,950 Then what's wrong, Mudit. 608 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:11,950 Tell me. 609 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:40,040 Do you love me? 610 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:44,040 What are you saying? 611 00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:08,750 Everything else is fine, 612 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:12,580 but, we forgot to tell you one thing. 613 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,200 Don't worry...we don't want anything. 614 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:24,910 We just want you to welcome the guests with 'Pan Parag'. 615 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:26,580 Complete the dialogue! 616 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:27,290 'Pan Parag.' 617 00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:28,620 Ohh, Pan Parag. 618 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,830 We didn't know... - Even you like Pan Parag. 619 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:34,200 ...even you like Pan Parag. 620 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:35,910 You'll have to excuse me... - Yeah... 621 00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:37,450 But, since the time my son was born... 622 00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:44,540 ...I always had this desire to say this 'line' to his in-laws. 623 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,790 Actually, he's got a very jolly nature. 624 00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:49,410 In fact, you should see him after he's had one peg. 625 00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:52,450 Your wife remembers Shammi sir's dialogues, but you don't. 626 00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:53,660 That's not the case. 627 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,790 You see, I am a big fan of Shammi sir. 628 00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,790 What an amazing guy. 629 00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:01,660 He still looks fantastic at this age. - No, not anymore. 630 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,870 Why not? - He passed away. 631 00:33:04,370 --> 00:33:05,870 No-no... - Yes. 632 00:33:06,370 --> 00:33:08,080 It's been more than a year or two. - No-no... 633 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:11,000 No...it's been almost 8-9 years. - Really? 634 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,540 Strange, nobody told me. 635 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,000 What is this? - It's a holy string. 636 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,290 I think someone's jinxed us. 637 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:21,790 What do you mean? We've just met! 638 00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:22,790 What do you think? 639 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:26,790 Do you think I believe in these things? 640 00:33:28,950 --> 00:33:32,450 Shall we try again? 641 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:37,790 Mudit...please don't do this. 642 00:33:38,290 --> 00:33:39,580 You can't be so formal. 643 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,580 We'll have to do it someday. 644 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:48,580 Practice makes a man perfect 645 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,450 With practice you can overcome even the most impossible task. 646 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:55,870 Oo.. love birds! 647 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,160 Come... 648 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,580 You see that roof... 649 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,200 I'll get it extended. 650 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:04,410 These yellow flowers are my favorite. - And attach a toilet to it. 651 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,120 If you extend the roof, then... 652 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,660 ...where will your wife dry the clothes? 653 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,580 You don't worry... 654 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,160 Children these days hate to see undergarments hanging in the open. 655 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,160 So this will be the dry area. 656 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:17,750 Full technology. 657 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:18,620 Pulley system. 658 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,620 Pulley down, underwear up. 659 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,450 No one's watching. 660 00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:25,250 Pulley up, underwear down. 661 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:26,790 It's dry, wear them. 662 00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:28,540 That's really nice. 663 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,040 Did you talk to your mom? 664 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,540 Fine, what about your father? 665 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:34,830 Tyagi? Duggal? 666 00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:36,040 You must have talked to someone, Mudit? 667 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:40,790 Am I becoming a father that I go around telling everyone? 668 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:42,750 Don't create a scene out here. 669 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:43,830 I'll fix my problem. 670 00:34:44,330 --> 00:34:44,450 I just wasn't in the mood... 671 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:45,870 The place wasn't right, I guess.... 672 00:34:46,370 --> 00:34:47,450 What? - I said, the place wasn't right. 673 00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:50,580 What the f... 674 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080 Sorry. Sorry... 675 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:53,000 Sorry! 676 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,660 How many times are you going to say sorry? 677 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,200 How many times are you going to say sorry? 678 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:57,620 Today it's the place. 679 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,750 Tomorrow you'll say the problem is with me. 680 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,700 Fantastic, Mudit. - Brother, is there a problem? 681 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,790 Mind your own business, you bloody... 682 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:06,120 I'll make you fool! 683 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:07,830 Sorry... - When you finally solve your problem... 684 00:35:08,330 --> 00:35:08,790 Are you listening? 685 00:35:09,290 --> 00:35:10,580 Then you can text me, okay? 686 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,870 And by the way, Yours is a pathetic neighborhood. 687 00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:16,540 Pull...Pull..Pull. 688 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:17,870 Bless you, dear. 689 00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:21,250 Good. 690 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,160 Bless you. 691 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:28,160 Yes go. 692 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,540 What is your problem if the wedding happens in Haridwar? 693 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,870 Destination weddings are the new trend. 694 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:42,540 We'll have fewer wedding guests. 695 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,000 And those who attend the wedding, can take a holy dip in the Ganges. 696 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,040 I don't want any favours from my brother. 697 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:47,830 This is not a favour. 698 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,290 Didn't their son Golu come over for his entrance exams? 699 00:35:50,790 --> 00:35:52,290 I even washed his dirty clothes. 700 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:54,120 And, even we have a right to that family house. 701 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,410 Mom, please let me watch TV. 702 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:57,540 "Yes Mummy" 703 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,660 He only scored 40 marks in Maths, 704 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,790 and busy watching television. 705 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:01,950 Someone give him a tight slap. - So what? 706 00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:04,160 What did I achieve by scoring 70, mom? 707 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:05,540 We don't have a parking space outside... 708 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040 ...but, I still remember the Pythagoras theorem. 709 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,330 I haven't got a single promotion at office... 710 00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:10,120 ...but, I still remember my Algebra lessons. 711 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,450 Instead of making us by-heart our lessons... 712 00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:14,910 ...they should've taught us how to solve problems in life. 713 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:18,910 Where's my bloody fruit bar? 714 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,540 Amazing, sister! - Shut up. 715 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,750 Shut up...stupid. 716 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,750 Fool! 717 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:32,750 I'll talk to her tonight. 718 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:39,000 "He then kissed my wet lips." 719 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:45,910 "Like rain drops falling on a parched land." 720 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:46,660 "That night..." 721 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,450 Sshhhhh. 722 00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:50,870 You know Dolly aunty's driver is always standing downstairs. 723 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:51,910 Talk softly! 724 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,200 "I still remember that night." 725 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,870 "I was completely overwhelmed..." 726 00:36:57,370 --> 00:37:00,870 "...when his arrow pierced my heart, 727 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:05,540 which had been lonely for a long time." 728 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,870 I wrote this on my wedding night. 729 00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:12,160 Your father was very gentle. 730 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,540 In fact, he was too gentle. - Yuck, mom. 731 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,580 I don't want to hear your story. 732 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,580 Please, leave. 733 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:18,700 Ginny will be here any minute. 734 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,330 You'll find a thousand more Ginny's... 735 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:21,700 But, you've got only one mom! 736 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,330 I'm giving you this lifelong education, 737 00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:25,450 You can't even say 'relation'. 738 00:37:25,950 --> 00:37:28,200 What will you teach me? 739 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:29,580 How do you say it? 740 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,120 Look, Sugu, you... 741 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,330 You don't understand what I'm trying to say. 742 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:36,200 You see, dear... 743 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:43,160 A woman's body is a secret treasure. 744 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,450 And, it stays in a closed cave. 745 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:48,000 And, do you know when it opens? 746 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,660 When someone says 'open sesame', mom. 747 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:50,700 No-no-no... 748 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,250 It opens only on the wedding night. 749 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:53,790 And, it doesn't open for the forty thieves, 750 00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:55,870 only for Ali Baba. 751 00:37:56,370 --> 00:37:58,830 And, what if Ali Baba doesn't make it to the caves? 752 00:37:59,330 --> 00:38:00,450 Why won't Ali Baba make it to the caves? 753 00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:04,330 He was born to reach the cave. 754 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:05,950 He will... - Mom. 755 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,040 Ali Baba needs these lessons, not the cave. 756 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,000 Understand. 757 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,080 Please leave. - But, dear... 758 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,330 Please, go. 759 00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:13,080 Mom, please. 760 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:13,870 Ginny's here, now please leave. 761 00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:15,040 Look, dear... - Get up. 762 00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:18,040 Ali Baba is... - I said leave. 763 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,200 Hello, aunty... - I said go. 764 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:24,620 Listen to me, dear. - No! 765 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,700 Why won't Ali Baba make it to the caves? 766 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,830 Yuck... 767 00:38:30,330 --> 00:38:31,870 Look at you... 768 00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:33,750 Your attitude's changed right before the wedding. 769 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,910 Oh really... you think my attitude has changed? 770 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:37,870 Nothing is happening... 771 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:39,660 And you think my attitude has changed. 772 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,910 Why? 773 00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:46,120 Ginny, Mudit's got a big problem? - AIDS? 774 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,540 Are you crazy? 775 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:48,620 AIDS? 776 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,450 I hope not... 777 00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:54,450 Gent's problem. 778 00:38:55,950 --> 00:38:56,700 And, he told you. 779 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,250 He tried. 780 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,120 But poor guy couldn't tell me. 781 00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,450 But, I understood. 782 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:04,540 And I think he knows that I understood. 783 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,410 What are you trying to say? 784 00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:10,410 How do I explain this to you? 785 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:21,250 Sorry, guys, I am late. 786 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:22,910 I had to deliver a mobile. 787 00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:26,910 My father always spoil my plans. 788 00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:29,370 What happened? 789 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:31,700 Duggal...there's a big problem. - What? 790 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,410 His little bro... - Little bro? Who? 791 00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,000 Yes. 792 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,290 When? - Yesterday. 793 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:41,700 Oh. 794 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:42,580 Where? Ring Road? 795 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,410 Are you crazy? 796 00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:45,000 At sister-in-law's home. - Sister-in-law's home? 797 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,750 How? - Do I have to tell you everything? 798 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:52,620 Sorry, man. 799 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,580 Tell me something... 800 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,540 When is the funeral? 801 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,580 Sugu... - Hmmm... 802 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,580 I may never be able to eat 803 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,910 another biscuit all my life. 804 00:40:06,410 --> 00:40:08,000 Ginny...I am fooled here 805 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,200 and, you're wandering off on your own trip. 806 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,540 No... 807 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,620 Plus, Mudit's track is stuck in a loop. 808 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,200 "It's my problem, I'll do this. 809 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,120 It's my problem, I'll do that." 810 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:18,040 "Me...Me...Me..." 811 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:22,040 Do you really think you're responsible for his problem? - I didn't say that. 812 00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:30,870 You don't need your mother's advice. 813 00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:33,370 You need something else. - Ginny... 814 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:34,620 I'll get it tomorrow. - What? 815 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:35,830 I'll get it tomorrow! 816 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:36,370 What? 817 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:40,370 Ginny... 818 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:46,040 'Come to me Danny boy' 819 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,540 'I am waiting to do things to you' 820 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,120 'You can't even imagine.' 821 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,370 'Come to me' 822 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:57,290 Who is she calling? - Must be her husband. 823 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:02,290 You won't find subtitles for these films! 824 00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:05,910 What is her problem? 825 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:07,290 You know what, let it be. 826 00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:08,370 You're going to end up... 827 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:10,040 ...just like Preeto from my neighborhood. 828 00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:12,450 She came back home 2 weeks after her wedding. 829 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:13,450 Divorce... 830 00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,370 Nagging mother-in-law, arguments with the husband... 831 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:16,620 It was none of the above. 832 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,950 Do you know what the real reason was? - What? 833 00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:23,370 Relation. 834 00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:25,910 Same problem? - How would I know? 835 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,000 I am untouched by hand myself. 836 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,580 You were my last hope. 837 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,200 But, guys these days have lost their plot. 838 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:33,450 They all look like buffoons... 839 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:36,040 ...but fancy about hotties like Katrina Kaif. 840 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:38,160 And, curse these beautiful sirens too. 841 00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:39,870 They grind the pole and walk way... 842 00:41:40,370 --> 00:41:42,450 ... and the pressure is on us. 843 00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:45,910 We middle-class girls have no class at all. 844 00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:47,040 And, if you don't do it... 845 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:49,700 ...these guys will turn to someone else. 846 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,450 I don't know, Sugu, you deal with this. 847 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:57,200 And return the CD, it belongs to my brother. 848 00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:58,450 How many more of these do you have? 849 00:41:58,950 --> 00:41:59,660 Is this why you wanted a laptop? 850 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,290 How many more of you? 851 00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:05,450 Ginny, next time we'll watch the CD at your home. - Why? 852 00:42:05,950 --> 00:42:08,290 Yeah... my brother's getting beaten up because of me. 853 00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:10,830 You watch such dirty pictures. - Don't worry. 854 00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:13,410 Soon he'll have his own collection. - Shut up. 855 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:17,330 Listen, did you give it a thought...about the beautiful-siren? - No. 856 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,080 Do you want to become a ruffian when you grow up? - Not yet. 857 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:19,750 But, you know what... 858 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,620 ...I am going to buy my wedding dress with mom. - Hurry up. 859 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,450 Or we'll miss the Metro. - I'll call you later. 860 00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:26,410 Then, how did I find this CD in your bag? 861 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:27,830 Coming. 862 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:29,750 Teach him a good lesson today. 863 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:31,200 I am going to break his skull today. 864 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:32,450 I've made some turmeric milk for him. 865 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:34,290 Use an antiseptic if he starts to bleed. 866 00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:35,660 First take his laptop away. 867 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,040 The cotton is kept with my nail polishes. 868 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:42,040 Useless... 869 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,200 "He called me 'honey' and jumped to honeymoon." 870 00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,620 "While I was planning for January he was planning for June." 871 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,200 "He has made calculations my beloved!" 872 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,450 "He has such velocity he rises like a fountain." 873 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:09,250 "My beloved is a rocket" 874 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,410 Pinky was wearing such a nice dress. 875 00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:12,830 What is this place? 876 00:43:13,330 --> 00:43:14,950 You said we're going to buy my wedding dress. 877 00:43:15,450 --> 00:43:17,120 L-for 'Lehenga' (Dress), L-for Lingerie. 878 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:18,750 And, you're going to wear the dress for only one day. 879 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:19,790 This is the real deal. 880 00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:20,750 Come on. - No. 881 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:21,700 What are you doing? - No, mom. 882 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:22,910 Come on. - Mom... 883 00:43:23,410 --> 00:43:23,870 Don't be so rude. 884 00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:25,660 I've told you a dozen times don't do it. 885 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,450 Mister... - Madam...madam. 886 00:43:28,950 --> 00:43:29,580 Hello, madam. 887 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,620 So, what can I do for you? 888 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,120 New stock for nightwear has just arrived. 889 00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:34,620 Well, I am not looking For anything for myself today. 890 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:35,910 This is my daughter. 891 00:43:36,410 --> 00:43:36,790 She's getting married. 892 00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:38,250 Ohhh, congratulations. 893 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:39,580 What can I show you, dear? - Hello. 894 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,830 We've one of the best collection. 895 00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:44,160 Like Baby Doll collection, Animal Collection, Lace too. 896 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:47,620 Well, her size is 34B. - Yeah... 897 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,450 "I'll turn the world upside down for you." 898 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:51,120 "You don't take any tension." 899 00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:57,580 "For you only, my love is all of my attention." 900 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,700 "I'll turn the world upside down for you." 901 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,410 "You don't take any tension." 902 00:44:01,910 --> 00:44:05,040 "For you only, my love is all of my attention." 903 00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:08,450 "Baby, don't judge the length of the wire" 904 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:11,790 "Feel the current of my heart's fire." 905 00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:15,120 "When he talks, he spits roses my beloved!" 906 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:18,580 "He has such velocity he rises like a fountain." 907 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,700 My beloved is a rocket" 908 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,450 Gauranteed treatment! 909 00:44:22,950 --> 00:44:25,450 Wet dreams, Hypnotism, honeymoon counselling, 910 00:44:25,950 --> 00:44:30,660 Premature ejaculations and all other such problems are cured by us! 911 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,950 Bangali baba assured gauranteed treatment. 912 00:44:34,450 --> 00:44:35,290 Bangali baba. 913 00:44:35,790 --> 00:44:39,290 He can't even stand straight himself, how will he... 914 00:44:44,870 --> 00:44:46,080 "Rocket." 915 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:50,080 "Beloved beloved" 916 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,950 "Rocket." 917 00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:54,750 "Beloved beloved" 918 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:57,450 "Beloved beloved" 919 00:44:57,950 --> 00:45:01,250 "Beloved beloved" 920 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:02,910 Now that's a real man! 921 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:07,450 He makes them fool! 922 00:45:07,950 --> 00:45:10,040 "My beloved is a rocket" 923 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:12,040 "Beloved beloved beloved beloved" 924 00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:15,580 "My beloved is a rocket" 925 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,950 "My beloved is a rocket" 926 00:45:17,450 --> 00:45:18,950 "Beloved beloved beloved beloved" 927 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:20,660 "My beloved is a rocket" - Listen... 928 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:21,450 I've got some plums. 929 00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:23,290 I hope these are enough. - Yeah. 930 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:24,910 Is he coming? - Yes. 931 00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:26,830 See you... - Let's go, brother. 932 00:45:27,330 --> 00:45:30,830 Okay... - Bye. 933 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:36,750 How did you suddenly think about going for a picnic? 934 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,540 Awesome speakers. 935 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,000 How much did you pay for it? - 2000. 936 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:46,790 You've been duped. 937 00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:47,620 Why didn't you tell me? 938 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,830 I would've got it for cheaper. 939 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,330 Have you been answering my calls? 940 00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:53,290 "You've been duped." 941 00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:55,120 Men are dogs. 942 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:57,410 They only know how to mark their area. 943 00:45:57,910 --> 00:45:58,870 You were chasing me. 944 00:45:59,370 --> 00:46:02,870 And, once I said yes... - That's not it, Sugu... 945 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:16,250 Don't you have another song? 946 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:31,870 What happened? - It's sour. 947 00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:35,870 Then, why are you eating them? - Stay back... 948 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:47,910 What... what... 949 00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:51,910 Zip it up, please. 950 00:46:54,370 --> 00:46:57,870 Come to me, Danny boy! 951 00:47:00,870 --> 00:47:04,000 I am waiting for you, Danny boy! 952 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:08,000 I am waiting to do things to you. 953 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:12,000 You can't even imagine... 954 00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:17,870 Come to me. 955 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:35,410 Brother, just drop her to the Modi Garden bridge 956 00:47:35,910 --> 00:47:39,410 Okay, get in. 957 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,250 Mudit... 958 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:45,950 You know what, Mudit...we won't have relation. 959 00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:48,000 There's life without relation as well. 960 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,750 We'll try different things. 961 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:51,830 Like we'll go out... we'll go sight-seeing. 962 00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:52,830 Yoga... 963 00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:54,040 We'll try Yoga, Mudit. 964 00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:58,040 I... 965 00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:03,000 I am being negative again. 966 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:06,410 You'll get better, won't you? 967 00:48:06,910 --> 00:48:08,620 Isn't it? 968 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,200 And anyway, we'll be going to Haridwar tomorrow. 969 00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:16,540 And, you will arrive with the wedding-guests. 970 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,000 Please take her... 971 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:22,000 And drive carefully. - Yes. 972 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:39,790 Dance, uncle...dance... 973 00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:41,370 Ravinder. - Yes, uncle. 974 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:42,790 How much Frooti are we supposed to drink? 975 00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:44,790 Please don't complain. 976 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:45,790 Just a minute, uncle. 977 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:46,790 Children are dancing outside, 978 00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:47,620 How can we ask them to stop? 979 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:48,870 Move.. get out of the way! 980 00:48:49,370 --> 00:48:50,540 It's my brother's wedding... 981 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:51,870 Listen, Gannu - Yeah. 982 00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:53,330 Are they dancing, or have they been possessed? 983 00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:54,330 They are just having fun. 984 00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:55,790 Why don't you dance too? - What dance? 985 00:48:56,290 --> 00:48:59,790 Where is Mudit? - Mudit hasn't returned yet. 986 00:49:03,290 --> 00:49:06,830 Shouldn't you be on the bus along with the wedding guests? 987 00:49:07,330 --> 00:49:12,830 Yeah...I...wanted to talk to you. 988 00:49:13,330 --> 00:49:17,290 I've lied to my parents, Mudit. 989 00:49:17,790 --> 00:49:18,870 We must reach Haridwar before evening. 990 00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:21,410 Uncle has arranged for a big prayer ceremony. 991 00:49:21,910 --> 00:49:27,660 The wedding guests must attend it too. - Hmmm...the wedding guest? 992 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,870 Coffee? 993 00:49:31,370 --> 00:49:34,830 Sugu, this tensed face doesn't suit you at all. 994 00:49:35,330 --> 00:49:37,410 And, when the reason is me. 995 00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:38,250 This is a genuine problem... 996 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:39,000 I can't solve it. 997 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:43,000 I can't get better. 998 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,200 So I thought...let's cancel the wedding. 999 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:53,200 I won't be able to keep you happy. 1000 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:04,000 Order some coffee. 1001 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,790 Shake a leg, fatso. - What happened? 1002 00:50:07,290 --> 00:50:08,410 Do you want this wedding to take place without him? 1003 00:50:08,910 --> 00:50:10,700 Let's first ask Mudit whether he wants to get married or not. 1004 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,000 Tell me, uncle, doesn't a father have a right to hit his kid? 1005 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,410 Calm down, son. Calm down. - What calm down? 1006 00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:18,790 That fool is taking revenge on his father. 1007 00:50:19,290 --> 00:50:21,330 Where is he, I... 1008 00:50:21,830 --> 00:50:24,290 Bro, shall we down one each... 1009 00:50:24,790 --> 00:50:26,200 Sir, two cappuccinos. 1010 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:30,200 But, I don't want the cappuccino. 1011 00:50:31,910 --> 00:50:35,040 Did you ask about my decision before placing your order? 1012 00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:38,580 Take it away. - No, mister, stay here. 1013 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,160 He might have made up his mind, but 1014 00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:42,660 I am still thinking. 1015 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,950 First, you stalked me... 1016 00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:48,000 ...then, you sent an online proposal. 1017 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,620 And now you're thinking about canceling the wedding, Mudit. 1018 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,660 Is this a video game? - Please leave... 1019 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,660 I said wait! 1020 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,620 Stop it! I said stop it! 1021 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:04,410 Stop it. 1022 00:51:04,910 --> 00:51:06,410 Hey you... 1023 00:51:06,910 --> 00:51:07,290 Here... 1024 00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:08,410 Try playing now. 1025 00:51:08,910 --> 00:51:11,580 Stop it. 1026 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:12,790 Uncle. 1027 00:51:13,290 --> 00:51:14,000 Where is Mudit? 1028 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,120 What does Mudit think? 1029 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,830 This wedding will get canceled without him? 1030 00:51:19,330 --> 00:51:23,450 This procession will leave... and we'll all go without Mudit. 1031 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:25,040 Come on, everyone get on the bus. 1032 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:27,910 What if you were facing the same problem after the wedding? 1033 00:51:28,410 --> 00:51:29,790 What if I had a problem after the wedding... 1034 00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:31,290 ...would you have run away? 1035 00:51:31,790 --> 00:51:34,000 One black coffee, one cold coffee, one lemon tea, one green tea... 1036 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,200 Get everything on the menu, and get lost. 1037 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:35,870 Clear this out. 1038 00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:39,870 Get out. 1039 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:47,450 Marrying you was my first decision which I took independently. 1040 00:51:47,950 --> 00:51:51,450 I'll go to Haridwar and wait for your procession to arrive. 1041 00:51:56,410 --> 00:51:56,950 Sugu... 1042 00:51:57,450 --> 00:52:00,950 Sugu... 1043 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,790 Dance... Bro.. 1044 00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:11,120 Phone. 1045 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:12,290 Mudit. Hello... 1046 00:52:12,790 --> 00:52:17,910 You guys get on, I'll board the bus at the Ring Road signal. 1047 00:52:18,410 --> 00:52:18,790 The wedding procession is leaving, 1048 00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:19,790 let's go, fatso. 1049 00:52:19,790 --> 00:52:22,290 Hurry up. 1050 00:52:22,790 --> 00:52:26,290 Come on, hold my hand. Hurry up. 1051 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:29,620 Stop the bus. 1052 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,330 Stop the bus. 1053 00:52:31,830 --> 00:52:34,790 Stop the bus. 1054 00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:36,450 Mudit's back. - Hello. 1055 00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:37,950 Mudit's back. 1056 00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,950 Mudit come. 1057 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:44,950 Where were you? 1058 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,200 O benevolent Goddess... 1059 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,950 We're going to shoot Sugandha's wedding video. 1060 00:53:02,450 --> 00:53:04,620 Bless us with Your grace. 1061 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,910 I am sure this video will take me places. 1062 00:53:08,410 --> 00:53:11,910 Hail, Goddess! 1063 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,660 Stop stop stop. - Hello. 1064 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,160 Bring some water. 1065 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:24,250 Hello. 1066 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:26,540 Brother! - Yes, brother. 1067 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,120 What took you so long? 1068 00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:30,750 The veneration has started. - So what? 1069 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:34,250 Look, I spared no expenses. - Brother, we just got here. 1070 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:35,870 Let's not talk about expenses now. 1071 00:53:36,370 --> 00:53:37,540 Sugu's been crying throughout the journey. 1072 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:38,750 She just stopped. 1073 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:39,870 What happened? 1074 00:53:40,370 --> 00:53:40,910 I'll be back in a minute. 1075 00:53:41,410 --> 00:53:42,040 Turn it up. 1076 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:43,790 Are you okay? 1077 00:53:44,290 --> 00:53:44,750 Dear - Sugu. 1078 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:48,830 Hey Sugu... 1079 00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:50,830 I'm noticing. - What? 1080 00:53:51,330 --> 00:53:52,660 I'm noticing everything. - What happened? 1081 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,830 No one touched my feet. - I... 1082 00:53:56,330 --> 00:53:57,870 Bro, she had to use the washroom urgently. 1083 00:53:58,370 --> 00:53:59,450 We didn't stop anywhere for two hours. 1084 00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:01,830 Will you forget your values for a washroom? 1085 00:54:02,330 --> 00:54:03,700 Do you know how much I spent on these lights? 1086 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,250 Wait a minute, brother. 1087 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:08,830 This is one's from me, this one from Sugu... 1088 00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:10,080 ...and this one's from Vimla. 1089 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,040 One for me as well, papa...I can't stop playing. 1090 00:54:13,540 --> 00:54:14,870 Fool... 1091 00:54:15,370 --> 00:54:18,870 Hail Goddess... 1092 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:24,290 Reminds me of our father. - Oh, brother. 1093 00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:26,080 It's alright. 1094 00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:27,830 Don't forget to give him a beating. 1095 00:54:28,330 --> 00:54:29,660 It will make our father happy. 1096 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,040 Hail Goddess... 1097 00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:35,040 One...two...three... Start! 1098 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,290 "My mother went up the hill" 1099 00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,330 "Riding on a tiger" 1100 00:54:43,830 --> 00:54:47,750 "Calling all her kids" 1101 00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:50,160 "People here are aplenty" 1102 00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:52,370 "Coming from far lands" 1103 00:54:52,870 --> 00:54:56,950 "She's greeting all of them" 1104 00:54:57,450 --> 00:54:59,250 "She blesses" 1105 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,830 "She gives sweets" 1106 00:55:02,330 --> 00:55:05,750 "To whoever is a true follower" 1107 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:08,750 "Oh mother, in your blessing" 1108 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,200 "Is the strength" 1109 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:13,290 "Oh mother, in your blessing" 1110 00:55:13,790 --> 00:55:15,200 "Is the strength" 1111 00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:17,200 "She speaks so sweetly" 1112 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,580 "that even when she orders tomatoes" 1113 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,580 "it feels like she's reciting poetries." 1114 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,910 "Her eyes are so pretty" 1115 00:55:31,410 --> 00:55:33,000 "that whenever our eyes meet" 1116 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:39,830 "I lose control of my sight and thoughts." 1117 00:55:40,330 --> 00:55:40,790 "But" 1118 00:55:41,290 --> 00:55:42,950 "As soon as the love arose" 1119 00:55:43,450 --> 00:55:45,250 "a dagger went through my chest" 1120 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:48,950 "My heart got funked." 1121 00:55:49,450 --> 00:55:52,120 "When dust settled" 1122 00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:54,370 "my dreams shattered" 1123 00:55:54,870 --> 00:55:58,370 "My heart got funked." 1124 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:09,370 "Got fooled so bad" 1125 00:56:09,870 --> 00:56:14,950 "my emotions turned into juice." 1126 00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:18,790 "Decorated my house with lights" 1127 00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:22,950 "but connection was loose." 1128 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:24,660 Hello. 1129 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:25,250 Who is this? 1130 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,250 This is your well-wisher speaking. 1131 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:31,450 I know all about your 'gents' problem. 1132 00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:34,370 Stop calling me and bothering me. - Mudit. 1133 00:56:34,870 --> 00:56:37,120 I'll beat you to a pulp, understand. - Mudit. 1134 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:40,000 My mom's close-by, otherwise I would've abused you. 1135 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,330 "Roads have such potholes" 1136 00:56:42,830 --> 00:56:44,700 "fractured my heart's bones." 1137 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,700 "My heart got funked." 1138 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,370 Congratulations. 1139 00:57:14,870 --> 00:57:15,250 Are you going to kiss me too? 1140 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:19,250 Congratulations. 1141 00:57:21,870 --> 00:57:22,370 Stop it. 1142 00:57:22,870 --> 00:57:23,200 What are you doing? 1143 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:24,160 That's the driver. 1144 00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:25,620 You can't just kiss anyone. - He's still a human being. 1145 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,950 Where is son-in-law? - Where's the groom? 1146 00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:33,080 Sugandha, did the groom run away? - He'll be here. 1147 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:37,080 Won't he? 1148 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,950 Come on, let's go down and take a look. - Yes, come on. 1149 00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:40,950 Sugu, he's here. 1150 00:57:41,450 --> 00:57:44,950 Yes come come... 1151 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,290 One dance, sir. 1152 00:57:48,790 --> 00:57:50,700 We'll get a shot of the groom's entrance. 1153 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,700 Sir, one dance. - Get off. 1154 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,830 I don't want to dance. 1155 00:57:57,330 --> 00:57:58,950 Shoo... no need to light the crackers. 1156 00:57:59,830 --> 00:58:00,290 This way, son. 1157 00:58:00,790 --> 00:58:01,160 Hello, uncle. 1158 00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:01,870 hello. - Hello, uncle. 1159 00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:06,000 hello. - Hello, uncle. 1160 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:06,660 Come. 1161 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,000 Hello, father. - Bless you, son-in-law. 1162 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,790 It's alright. 1163 00:58:10,290 --> 00:58:10,370 It's okay. 1164 00:58:10,870 --> 00:58:12,250 Shall we get on with the veneration then? - No... 1165 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,200 Hello, uncle. - Bless you, son. 1166 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,910 Come, my boy. 1167 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:18,120 Take the blessings. 1168 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:19,910 He's trying to kiss him as well. 1169 00:58:20,410 --> 00:58:21,160 What kind of a man... - No welcome.. 1170 00:58:21,660 --> 00:58:23,620 Hello. 1171 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,790 See... he's showing his true colors already. 1172 00:58:27,290 --> 00:58:32,250 I wish he hadn't shown up in the first place. 1173 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,160 Sugu... 1174 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:38,160 Sugu... 1175 00:58:43,450 --> 00:58:44,250 Why the long face? 1176 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:45,620 Were you planning on not showing up? 1177 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:46,330 I am right here... 1178 00:58:46,830 --> 00:58:47,540 In flesh... 1179 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,080 I had to sit on the roof of the bus. 1180 00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:49,910 And, why? 1181 00:58:50,410 --> 00:58:53,870 For your uncle's kiss? - You think you did me a favour? 1182 00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:55,160 There would've been bloodshed in Delhi... 1183 00:58:55,660 --> 00:58:57,450 ...if the groom refuses to marry on the wedding day. 1184 00:58:57,950 --> 00:58:59,160 You should be thankful that I am not like one of them... 1185 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:00,950 ...otherwise, you would be featured on Crime Patrol... 1186 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:04,950 ...and not our wedding video. 1187 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,200 What do you want? 1188 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:13,120 Should I keep waiting for my Prince Charming for the rest of my life? 1189 00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:15,000 Believe me, I tried, Mudit? 1190 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,370 But no one ever noticed me in front of those M-Block girls. 1191 00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:20,870 You're the first guy who liked me, 1192 00:59:21,370 --> 00:59:23,950 who chose me. - Thank you. 1193 00:59:24,450 --> 00:59:26,750 It's not a compliment, you don't have to say thank you. 1194 00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:28,700 Sorry. 1195 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,790 Mudit...you even fought with a bear only to strike a conversation with me. 1196 00:59:34,290 --> 00:59:34,950 Thank you. 1197 00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:38,370 Don't let your 'gents' problem be another bear in your life. 1198 00:59:38,870 --> 00:59:40,200 Sorry. 1199 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,290 Mudit... 1200 00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:44,830 You're the compliment which life gave me. 1201 00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:47,870 Even you're the compliment which life gave me. 1202 00:59:48,370 --> 00:59:49,910 Then smile, Mudit... 1203 00:59:50,410 --> 00:59:53,910 Laugh... we're getting married. 1204 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,200 Eventually...everything's going to change after the wedding. 1205 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,370 First, we'll have kids, next I'll have to quit my job. 1206 01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:09,040 The vegetable-seller will remember which dress I wore on which day. 1207 01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:11,330 No more goals in life. 1208 01:00:11,830 --> 01:00:13,540 But, the next three days... 1209 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,750 Our wedding... 1210 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:19,750 It will be the highlight of our life, Mudit. 1211 01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:38,250 Hello. - This is your well-wisher speaking. 1212 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,080 Once I find this guy, I will teach him a lesson... 1213 01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:42,370 Who is it? - Don't know. 1214 01:00:42,870 --> 01:00:43,450 Someone's been calling me since last night. 1215 01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:44,370 Says I am your well-wisher. 1216 01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:45,910 I know all about your gents problem. 1217 01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:46,830 Etcetera. Etcetera. - 1218 01:00:47,330 --> 01:00:48,330 Who did you tell, Mudit? 1219 01:00:48,830 --> 01:00:53,040 I am not crazy to tell anyone. 1220 01:00:53,540 --> 01:00:54,790 Give it. - Why...why... 1221 01:00:55,290 --> 01:00:55,540 Why do you want to talk to him? 1222 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:56,910 Are you crazy? 1223 01:00:57,410 --> 01:00:59,620 Don't you understand, Hindi? 1224 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,330 I am your well-wisher. 1225 01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:03,950 I know all about your gents problem. 1226 01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:05,120 Idiot, fool. 1227 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,370 I am a Delhi-girl. 1228 01:01:06,870 --> 01:01:07,870 You are lucky, my fiance's right here... 1229 01:01:08,370 --> 01:01:09,620 ...and this can ruin my reputation, otherwise... 1230 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,790 ...I would've abused you till you are here! 1231 01:01:12,290 --> 01:01:15,950 If you call back again, I'll slap you so hard... 1232 01:01:16,450 --> 01:01:19,330 ...that your children will be born bald. 1233 01:01:19,830 --> 01:01:24,040 Bloody pest... now, hang up! 1234 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:28,290 Sugu, I already have two children. 1235 01:01:28,790 --> 01:01:32,540 And, they both have hair. 1236 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,370 Papa... - Oh! 1237 01:01:35,870 --> 01:01:36,950 I was only thinking about your well-being... 1238 01:01:37,450 --> 01:01:39,290 ...so that even you can have children in the future. 1239 01:01:39,790 --> 01:01:41,580 I've even thought of names for my grandchildren. 1240 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,080 But son-in-law problem has baffled everyone. 1241 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:46,120 Papa, how do you know? 1242 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:49,950 When the daughter is tensed for weeks, comes home crying... 1243 01:01:50,450 --> 01:01:52,790 ...then her father is forced to check her whatsapp. 1244 01:01:53,290 --> 01:01:55,660 Can you check whatsapp? 1245 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,660 I even have an account on FB(Facebook), 1246 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,620 but I forgot my password. 1247 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,200 I can't remember whether it was Glory to Goddess... 1248 01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:02,830 ...or Goddess, glory to You. 1249 01:02:03,330 --> 01:02:04,250 I think it was Goddess glory to You. 1250 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:04,830 Doesn't matter... 1251 01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:07,620 Give the phone to son-in-law. 1252 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,000 How did papa find out? 1253 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:13,370 All thanks to Digital India. 1254 01:02:13,870 --> 01:02:15,910 Pa..pa... 1255 01:02:16,410 --> 01:02:18,290 Greetings, Papa. - Forget the formalities. 1256 01:02:18,790 --> 01:02:21,580 And fix the 'little' problem that you have. 1257 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,330 That's no way to talk to our future son-in-law. 1258 01:02:23,830 --> 01:02:26,540 Future son-in-law, he's not our son-in-law yet. 1259 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:28,370 And listen, whenever you're free in the morning... 1260 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,620 ...meet me at the city square, alone. 1261 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,830 You'll see many cows grazing out there. 1262 01:02:33,330 --> 01:02:34,620 And, there will be a brown cow amongst them. 1263 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:35,950 Wait for me there. 1264 01:02:36,450 --> 01:02:36,950 I'll come see you. 1265 01:02:37,450 --> 01:02:40,080 Now hang up. 1266 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:42,160 Listen... 1267 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:44,790 Promise me. - What are you doing? 1268 01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:48,370 You'll help Ali Baba get to the cave. 1269 01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:51,120 You just messed things up. 1270 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:56,040 Why don't you give a special mention about my problem on the wedding cards? 1271 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:58,870 What just happened? 1272 01:02:59,370 --> 01:03:01,950 Someday everyone would've found out about your problem, Mudit. 1273 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:03,950 And anyway, you're not doing anything about your problem. 1274 01:03:04,450 --> 01:03:04,790 What do I do? 1275 01:03:05,290 --> 01:03:06,450 What should I do? 1276 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,080 Can you imagine the pressure on my shoulders? 1277 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:11,120 The entire family iss dancing on my head. 1278 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:11,830 How's daughter-in-law? 1279 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:12,370 How much does she earn? 1280 01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:13,080 Does she earn more than you? 1281 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:13,750 How much gold is she bringing along? 1282 01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:14,910 How do I explain it to them? 1283 01:03:15,410 --> 01:03:17,120 What do I do to make them happy? 1284 01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:18,330 Forget them... Let's forget about them for a minute. 1285 01:03:18,830 --> 01:03:19,620 Let's talk about you. 1286 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,870 What do I do to make you happy? - I want to be your wife... 1287 01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:26,540 ...not the duty in your life. Okay. 1288 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,410 If you really cared about me so much... 1289 01:03:28,910 --> 01:03:31,040 ...then, you would've never made such a cold entrance. 1290 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,790 Is this how a wedding procession arrives? 1291 01:03:33,290 --> 01:03:33,910 Answer me. 1292 01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:34,830 I won't dance... 1293 01:03:35,330 --> 01:03:35,830 I won't get my picture taken. 1294 01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:37,540 You didn't let uncle kiss you either. 1295 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:38,660 Why does he kiss everyone? 1296 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,660 Why? 1297 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:44,950 Even I have relatives. 1298 01:03:45,450 --> 01:03:47,330 I have the same pressure on my shoulders. 1299 01:03:47,830 --> 01:03:48,830 Everyone's been bothering me as well. 1300 01:03:49,330 --> 01:03:49,660 When is brother-in-law arriving? 1301 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:50,200 Where is brother-in-law? 1302 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:51,330 Brother-in-law this... - Brother-in-law that... 1303 01:03:51,830 --> 01:03:52,370 And how did brother-in-law make an entry?... 1304 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:56,370 Like a loser... 1305 01:04:06,830 --> 01:04:08,450 Mudit, where are you going? 1306 01:04:08,950 --> 01:04:09,290 Mudit. 1307 01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:10,620 Where are you going? 1308 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,620 Mudit! 1309 01:04:16,950 --> 01:04:17,290 Wake up... 1310 01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:18,750 Wake up, everyone. 1311 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:21,790 The bride's family is giving single room to couples with kids. 1312 01:04:22,290 --> 01:04:23,040 10 rooms are available. 1313 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:24,540 On a first come, first serve basis. 1314 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:26,200 Come on, uncle...wake up. 1315 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:26,950 Go on... 1316 01:04:27,450 --> 01:04:28,080 Get on the bus. 1317 01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:29,290 Wake up, quickly. 1318 01:04:29,790 --> 01:04:31,620 We're going on the bus. 1319 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:32,700 Uncle... 1320 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,120 Wake up. 1321 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,540 The world's coming to an end. 1322 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:36,120 Come on. 1323 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:37,250 Uncle, you're the last man standing. 1324 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:38,330 Uncle, are you taking a shower? 1325 01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:39,370 - Yes, why? 1326 01:04:39,870 --> 01:04:42,450 Don't get scared if you see a snake inside. - Come out... 1327 01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:45,870 Snake. Snake... - There's a snake in here. 1328 01:04:46,370 --> 01:04:47,540 Come on. 1329 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,330 Uncle, hurry up. 1330 01:04:49,830 --> 01:04:50,540 Is there a towel inside? 1331 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:51,750 What were you thinking off at this hour...Shut up. 1332 01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:52,870 Where are you taking us at this hour? 1333 01:04:53,370 --> 01:04:53,700 It's my son's wedding... 1334 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:54,370 I'll give the orders around here. 1335 01:04:54,870 --> 01:04:55,250 Not you guys, you bloody... 1336 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:59,250 What the... 1337 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:52,120 Have you ever see a peacock dance in the jungle? - No, I haven't. 1338 01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:56,120 Then see for yourself. 1339 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,620 Uncle... 1340 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,910 Father, brown cow. 1341 01:06:46,410 --> 01:06:48,290 That's a bull, not a cow. 1342 01:06:48,790 --> 01:06:50,910 He can't even tell the gender... 1343 01:06:51,410 --> 01:06:52,700 Who cares whether it's a cow or a bull... 1344 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,120 ...why are we going in the first place? 1345 01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:56,330 I know the benefits of cow's urine. 1346 01:06:56,830 --> 01:06:57,790 But I won't drink it now. 1347 01:06:58,290 --> 01:07:01,160 You can get it packed, I'll drink it after the wedding. 1348 01:07:01,660 --> 01:07:04,950 Okay, father. - Stop calling me father. 1349 01:07:05,450 --> 01:07:06,700 You two aren't married yet. 1350 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:11,040 Father... Father... he is so annoying . 1351 01:07:11,540 --> 01:07:14,290 This doctor is of brother's acquaintance. - You're embarrassing me. 1352 01:07:14,790 --> 01:07:15,040 Be quiet. 1353 01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:16,660 Eyebrow... did I tell you to give her a makeup? 1354 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:17,450 I said eye-drops. 1355 01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:21,120 Hello. 1356 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:24,160 Mr. Joshi. - Yes...yes...that's me. 1357 01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:25,870 Come in. - Yes... 1358 01:07:26,370 --> 01:07:27,200 Come on. 1359 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,750 But he's a Vet. - Quiet. 1360 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,040 Just do as I say. Come on. 1361 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:31,040 What happened? - Nothing. 1362 01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:35,040 Come on. 1363 01:07:36,450 --> 01:07:40,660 Yes...so tell me. 1364 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:46,620 Tell me... - Actually, he has a problem. 1365 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,660 I see. 1366 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:54,040 Actually, it's one of those problems. 1367 01:07:54,540 --> 01:07:59,450 Do you understand? - No...absolutely not. 1368 01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:03,410 You see, doctor, if we could get a character certificate... 1369 01:08:03,910 --> 01:08:06,250 ...along with online proposals, then we would've known. 1370 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:07,250 But... - What do you mean? 1371 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,750 I was trying to say that... - Can I...I tell him? 1372 01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:13,870 Yes, you... - I'll tell you from the beginning, doctor. 1373 01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:15,000 Yeah... 1374 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:18,950 His daughter and I are getting married in two days. 1375 01:08:19,450 --> 01:08:21,450 Love-arranged-love! 1376 01:08:21,950 --> 01:08:23,870 Understand? - No... 1377 01:08:24,370 --> 01:08:28,700 Actually, I belong from Delhi NCR... - I see...now, I get it. 1378 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,000 Arranged-Love-Arranged... 1379 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,040 I get it. 1380 01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:34,910 You see, mom and dad were out of town one day. 1381 01:08:35,410 --> 01:08:37,160 So his daughter I got a little too close. 1382 01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:38,450 I mean physical... - Physical... 1383 01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:41,910 You should be ashamed! - I swear I felt ashamed. 1384 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,450 But how much shame can you feel when you're 26? 1385 01:08:44,950 --> 01:08:47,290 Right. - I mean... why feel ashamed? 1386 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:50,040 So that happened... I mean, it didn't happen. 1387 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,250 Nothing happened. 1388 01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:52,450 As soon as I touched her daughter... 1389 01:08:52,950 --> 01:08:54,200 How dare you touch her before the wedding? 1390 01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:55,330 She touched me too. 1391 01:08:55,830 --> 01:08:56,080 Look at the mark. 1392 01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:57,830 Our love isn't one-sided. 1393 01:08:58,330 --> 01:08:59,700 Mom gave her a fresh 500 rupees note at the engagement! 1394 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,330 Not me, she gave it to Sugandha's mother. 1395 01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:04,450 So, you'll bring me to a vet? - Excuse me. 1396 01:09:04,950 --> 01:09:09,750 A man is also a social animal. 1397 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,790 Please take him outside. - What is he... 1398 01:09:12,290 --> 01:09:14,040 Please go out, I'll talk to him. - I'm as old as his father. 1399 01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:14,910 Look at the way he's talking. 1400 01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:15,790 I'll talk to him. 1401 01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:17,290 Please wait outside. - Hold on. 1402 01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:18,700 Talking won't help him. 1403 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,450 Give him a pill or something. - Okay-okay. 1404 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:23,040 You're my last hope. - Wait outside. 1405 01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:26,160 Come on...wait outside. - Doctor...give him a really strong pill. 1406 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:31,120 So...where were we? - So doctor, I...I was saying that... 1407 01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:34,000 Don't lie to the doctor. 1408 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:39,290 How can I cure this, doctor? - No-no... 1409 01:09:39,790 --> 01:09:41,450 You are not sick. 1410 01:09:41,950 --> 01:09:44,950 This is due to stress. 1411 01:09:45,450 --> 01:09:47,450 Do you understand stress? 1412 01:09:47,950 --> 01:09:50,410 Performance Anxiety. 1413 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:55,080 You see, a man's brain is like a wedding-horse. 1414 01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:56,040 Understand? 1415 01:09:56,540 --> 01:10:01,120 Until the wedding guests don't dance, the horse won't move forward. 1416 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:01,910 Huh? 1417 01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:05,410 You see when you fail to perform... 1418 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:10,080 ...and you try to do it again, you think about the same thing. - Yeah. 1419 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:15,450 And, you don't take the test again from the fear of failing. 1420 01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:19,080 What's happening is...the horse is waiting for the procession ... 1421 01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:21,330 ...and the procession is waiting for the horse. 1422 01:10:21,830 --> 01:10:24,040 This movement is not happening... 1423 01:10:24,540 --> 01:10:28,040 You know.. 1424 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:35,700 So...what do I do? - You're Making a big deal out of a small issue. 1425 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,950 That's exactly what I can't do, doctor. 1426 01:10:39,450 --> 01:10:40,750 Relax... 1427 01:10:41,250 --> 01:10:42,750 Forget everything, and relax. 1428 01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:45,620 I am getting married in three days, and you're saying relax. 1429 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,870 You're here with your family, aren't you? 1430 01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:49,410 Enjoy! 1431 01:10:49,910 --> 01:10:53,410 Go. 1432 01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,540 But doctor... - Yeah... 1433 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,870 How about a pill? - Why of course? 1434 01:11:02,370 --> 01:11:04,040 I do have pills. 1435 01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:07,910 You know what, keep these. 1436 01:11:08,410 --> 01:11:09,620 Here you go. 1437 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,620 Orange toffee? 1438 01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:23,000 You have three days... 1439 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,200 Fix your problem. 1440 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:27,200 If you can't fix it... 1441 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:31,200 ...then, I won't hesitate to call off the wedding. 1442 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,910 You can go ahead and try, father-in-law. 1443 01:11:42,410 --> 01:11:45,910 I'll elope with your daughter. 1444 01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,540 Sugu, take my advice... you still have time. 1445 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,700 Run away, dear. 1446 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:54,660 Where's the bride? 1447 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,370 Let us meet her too. - I am your father after all. 1448 01:11:56,870 --> 01:11:58,540 And Vimla, you're a drama-queen. 1449 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,250 Yell out loud saying "My daughter ran away"! 1450 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,870 Run away... - Have you lost your mind? 1451 01:12:03,370 --> 01:12:04,870 Aunt, this is nothing new. 1452 01:12:05,370 --> 01:12:07,870 Anupam Kher said the same thing to Pooja Bhatt in 'Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi'. 1453 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:09,580 See... - See what? 1454 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:10,950 See what, papa? 1455 01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:12,830 Doesn't my choice matter at all? 1456 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,290 Papa, I want you to be like Amrish Puri in DDLJ... 1457 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,290 ...and you're going on your own trip instead. 1458 01:12:17,790 --> 01:12:19,660 People are doubting your manhood. 1459 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,790 And, I find out about this now. 1460 01:12:22,290 --> 01:12:26,700 You could've told me before telling your father-in-law. 1461 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,580 You never have time for me. 1462 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:29,870 All day you're at your shop. 1463 01:12:30,370 --> 01:12:32,120 And in the evening, you need your drink and Sunny Leone. 1464 01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:34,370 Deol... Sunny Deol. 1465 01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:37,290 I watch Sunny Deol films, not Sunny Leone. 1466 01:12:37,790 --> 01:12:38,750 Stop yelling at him. 1467 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:40,080 Try to understand, Sugu. 1468 01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:42,410 Will you be able to endure your father and mother-in-law's taunts? 1469 01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:43,370 I will... 1470 01:12:43,870 --> 01:12:45,200 It's my life, I'll do whatever has to be done. 1471 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:46,790 But I will only marry Mudit, okay. 1472 01:12:47,290 --> 01:12:49,870 My dear, joint families are a class apart. 1473 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:50,870 Take me for instance. 1474 01:12:51,370 --> 01:12:52,830 I've been enduring since I left Haridwar. 1475 01:12:53,330 --> 01:12:54,540 But you're still alive, aren't you? 1476 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:59,700 You're happy. - And what about your happiness? 1477 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,410 You see, dear, the society has already set all the rules. 1478 01:13:02,910 --> 01:13:04,080 He's a man, she's a woman... 1479 01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:05,750 If anything goes wrong tomorrow... 1480 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:06,830 ...they are not going to spare you. 1481 01:13:07,330 --> 01:13:09,080 And, what if the guy loses his mind tomorrow. 1482 01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:11,660 Then your world will come crashing down, dear. 1483 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,330 Don't say anything about Mudit, papa. 1484 01:13:13,830 --> 01:13:15,660 I told him a dozen times, but no... 1485 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:18,000 My own son turned out to be impotent. 1486 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,580 There's nothing wrong with my son. 1487 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,250 I am sure something's wrong with their daughter. 1488 01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:21,950 I see... 1489 01:13:22,450 --> 01:13:23,870 How can you be so sure? 1490 01:13:24,370 --> 01:13:24,870 I am his mother. 1491 01:13:25,370 --> 01:13:25,870 I know everything. 1492 01:13:26,370 --> 01:13:29,160 Only I know how hard I had to scrub his underwear. 1493 01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:30,580 So that's that then. 1494 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:32,040 Your mother has spoken. 1495 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:34,290 Now I'll turn you into a man. 1496 01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:38,290 If anyone points fingers at you, I will yank his tongue out. 1497 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:40,790 Even if it's your father-in-law. 1498 01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:42,580 This is my wedding... 1499 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:47,950 I'll deal with it, you're not going to interfere. 1500 01:13:48,450 --> 01:13:50,830 Why did you have to talk to him like that? 1501 01:13:51,330 --> 01:13:52,200 He's pointing finger at me 1502 01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:53,660 Again... 1503 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,410 What's going on here? 1504 01:13:55,910 --> 01:13:58,000 There are dozens of people who haven't eaten, the food's over. 1505 01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:58,830 Is this a joke? 1506 01:13:59,330 --> 01:13:59,950 And where are the kidney beans? 1507 01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:01,120 You were making kidney beans, weren't you? 1508 01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:01,950 Where are the kidney beans? 1509 01:14:02,450 --> 01:14:04,790 Can't you tell the difference between lentil and kidney beans? 1510 01:14:05,290 --> 01:14:07,000 Are you blind? - What's wrong, uncle? 1511 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:08,830 There are at least two dozen people who haven't eaten... 1512 01:14:09,330 --> 01:14:10,000 ...and the food's already over. 1513 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,700 What happened? - What's he going to say? 1514 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,910 Let him speak. - Even you are yelling at me, Mudit. 1515 01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:16,410 Can't you see that there's no more food left, and... 1516 01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:17,870 So creating a scene. 1517 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:19,910 The food's over and these people haven't eaten yet. 1518 01:14:20,410 --> 01:14:21,250 Where's your cook? - The cook. 1519 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,660 Where's the cook? - This is the limit. 1520 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:24,580 Sugandha. 1521 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,370 Sugu... - You've really embarrassed us... ...and we can't face anyone now. 1522 01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:30,370 He's going to kill the cook. 1523 01:14:41,870 --> 01:14:43,660 What's he doing? 1524 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,290 Golu, get the jar of cauliflower pickles. 1525 01:14:46,790 --> 01:14:48,540 Is he our son or a cook? 1526 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,870 Where is she going now? 1527 01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:56,080 Uncle was making a scene because there was no food. 1528 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:59,750 It's alright. 1529 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:02,950 This is not done. - See, her mother's smiling. 1530 01:15:03,450 --> 01:15:05,200 Then you smile back. - I won't... 1531 01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:10,870 Are you learning to cook? - Learning to love you. 1532 01:15:11,370 --> 01:15:14,540 Will you forget after the wedding... 1533 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,200 I mean loving me? 1534 01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:20,120 I'll learn how to cook. 1535 01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:23,790 Brother... 1536 01:15:24,290 --> 01:15:24,790 Brother... 1537 01:15:25,290 --> 01:15:27,290 The potatoes have turned into French fries. 1538 01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:29,660 Oh, sorry. 1539 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:30,950 Where are the onions? - Onions? 1540 01:15:31,450 --> 01:15:32,330 Mudit! 1541 01:15:32,830 --> 01:15:34,370 We don't eat onions and garlic. 1542 01:15:34,870 --> 01:15:37,160 But we cook onions also with onions. 1543 01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:38,200 So, what now? 1544 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,040 What will we do after the wedding? 1545 01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:43,000 We don't even touch. 1546 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:47,540 Even we don't touch the girl before the wedding. 1547 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:51,540 But we did. 1548 01:15:55,330 --> 01:15:55,870 Brother... 1549 01:15:56,370 --> 01:15:57,410 Brother... 1550 01:15:57,910 --> 01:15:59,790 Brother... - What? 1551 01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,200 The lentil's ready. 1552 01:16:01,700 --> 01:16:04,250 We need to serve everyone. 1553 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:06,830 She turned my son into a cook. 1554 01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:09,540 Son, you're the groom. - Please stay quiet. 1555 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,080 I am not talking to you. 1556 01:16:11,580 --> 01:16:12,580 I am talking to my son. 1557 01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,410 Do you really think we don't understand anything? 1558 01:16:14,910 --> 01:16:16,330 Even the son-in-law has certain duties. 1559 01:16:16,830 --> 01:16:19,080 Hold on... wait a minute. 1560 01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:22,370 The pre-wedding photo and video session... 1561 01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:25,870 ...will begin tomorrow morning at 9. 1562 01:16:26,370 --> 01:16:29,250 So, I would request the bride and groom's family... 1563 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:30,870 ...to take part in this event . 1564 01:16:31,370 --> 01:16:34,870 Thank you. 1565 01:16:40,290 --> 01:16:41,620 45, 50... 1566 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:42,830 Back again. 1567 01:16:43,330 --> 01:16:46,000 Once more. 1568 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,120 Yes... 1569 01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:52,330 "Even if the world threatens me to death" 1570 01:16:52,830 --> 01:16:56,200 "I'll still win." 1571 01:16:56,700 --> 01:17:00,750 "Not a pebble can ever come" 1572 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:04,830 "between you and me." 1573 01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:07,290 "If you're there" 1574 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:09,040 "holding my hands" 1575 01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:11,160 "I'll take care of society" 1576 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:13,160 "I'll take care of necessities." 1577 01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:16,950 "Although my dreams are small-budget" 1578 01:17:17,450 --> 01:17:19,450 "My love for you is priceless." 1579 01:17:19,950 --> 01:17:21,450 One two three start. 1580 01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:25,750 "Not a pebble can ever come" 1581 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:29,750 "Between you and me." 1582 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,080 "I don't expect you to be" 1583 01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:55,330 "great as Lord Rama or crazy as Ranjha." 1584 01:17:55,830 --> 01:17:57,370 "That much is enough for me" 1585 01:17:57,870 --> 01:17:59,250 "As much we share between us." 1586 01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:03,370 "Small all big all your dreams are mine now." 1587 01:18:03,870 --> 01:18:07,500 "For the dreams that I had are already accomplished." 1588 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,790 "If you'll be there" 1589 01:18:10,290 --> 01:18:11,870 "holding my hands" 1590 01:18:12,370 --> 01:18:13,950 "what will be left for me to ask from god" 1591 01:18:14,450 --> 01:18:15,950 "everything I wished for will be mine." 1592 01:18:16,450 --> 01:18:20,120 "But if my heart ever falters" 1593 01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:24,200 "please be there to break its fall." 1594 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,370 "Not a pebble can ever come" 1595 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:32,410 "Between you and me." 1596 01:18:32,910 --> 01:18:35,830 "Our bride is too fancy" - Listen Sugu, the wedding is tomorrow. 1597 01:18:36,330 --> 01:18:39,830 Mudit, I have an idea. - What? 1598 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,700 Where are they going? 1599 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:01,290 They just went inside and locked the doors. 1600 01:19:01,790 --> 01:19:03,250 Well, they couldn't have done it in the open? 1601 01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:03,910 But... 1602 01:19:04,410 --> 01:19:04,950 Brother. - Yes, brother. 1603 01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:09,120 What is all this? 1604 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:10,620 There's a limit to everything. 1605 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:12,500 Why are you guys getting so furious? 1606 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:13,370 The wedding is tomorrow. 1607 01:19:13,870 --> 01:19:14,370 One day doesn't make a difference. 1608 01:19:14,870 --> 01:19:15,450 Whether they do it today or tomorrow? 1609 01:19:15,950 --> 01:19:18,370 Does this look nice before the wedding? 1610 01:19:18,870 --> 01:19:20,080 I am sure it does, I don't know. 1611 01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:22,330 Right, sister-in-law? 1612 01:19:22,830 --> 01:19:23,910 Don't look at me. 1613 01:19:24,410 --> 01:19:24,790 What do I know? 1614 01:19:25,290 --> 01:19:25,660 Look there. 1615 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,000 Wait, brother. 1616 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:29,540 What if they still don't find a solution? 1617 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:30,290 Oh, God! 1618 01:19:30,790 --> 01:19:31,330 I'll go ask the priest. 1619 01:19:31,830 --> 01:19:35,330 Why do you always involve the priest in everything? 1620 01:19:38,290 --> 01:19:41,290 Keep pouring it. - He'll do it. He'll do it. 1621 01:19:41,790 --> 01:19:43,040 Even his father will do it. 1622 01:19:43,540 --> 01:19:44,160 I mean... 1623 01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:48,290 He still does it...sometimes. 1624 01:19:48,790 --> 01:19:50,000 What about you? - How much did you bet? 1625 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:51,040 200... 1626 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:52,410 He's going to do it. 1627 01:19:52,910 --> 01:19:53,540 Uncle bets 500... 1628 01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:54,700 Says, it's not his cup of tea. 1629 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,580 Uncle. - I said the same thing. 1630 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:57,410 I bet 600... 1631 01:19:57,910 --> 01:20:01,250 The priest was saying we must pour the ghee when we say 'swaha'. 1632 01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:02,750 And we must do it 100 times. 1633 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:04,160 It doesn't take that long, aunty. 1634 01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,700 It's quicker nowadays. - Be quiet. 1635 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,750 Go on... 1636 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,450 Brother. - Yes. 1637 01:20:10,950 --> 01:20:12,790 I've made two menu options. 1638 01:20:13,290 --> 01:20:15,750 If he does it, we'll serve Dal Makhni. 1639 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:16,580 Ohhh man... 1640 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:20,750 If he doesn't, we'll serve normal lentils. 1641 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:23,830 Whether this wedding takes place or not, people are going to eat. 1642 01:20:24,330 --> 01:20:28,290 Can you please wait, brother? - You do understand, don't you? 1643 01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:29,580 Why are you crying? 1644 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,160 Everyone's watching you. 1645 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,120 Why are you crying? 1646 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,080 Be quiet. 1647 01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:35,370 Can't help it if I feel like crying. 1648 01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:39,200 A father can be ruthless, but not the mother. 1649 01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:43,870 Where... what... 1650 01:20:44,370 --> 01:20:47,330 He was only this big... when the doctors handed him to me. 1651 01:20:47,830 --> 01:20:53,160 Sister, even Sugandha was the same size. 1652 01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:57,160 Tell me...will they do it? 1653 01:21:00,540 --> 01:21:04,410 Sister...I tried to keep the blouse as low as I could. 1654 01:21:04,910 --> 01:21:06,700 But, the rest is up to them. 1655 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,040 They will do it. 1656 01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:11,950 My little boy. - He's my son! 1657 01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:13,700 Nothing about him is 'little'. 1658 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:14,450 Nothing! 1659 01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:16,200 What? 1660 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:18,540 What are you giggling about? 1661 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,910 You think it's funny? - Hold on. 1662 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,790 You're being funny, aren't you? 1663 01:21:23,290 --> 01:21:25,160 Had you imbibed some values in him, 1664 01:21:25,660 --> 01:21:26,950 ...he wouldn't have publicly held my daughter's hand... 1665 01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:28,250 ...and taken her inside the room. - Oh... 1666 01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:30,000 It wasn't my son. 1667 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,790 It was your daughter. - No... 1668 01:21:32,290 --> 01:21:33,000 Don't you dare... 1669 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:34,120 Listen... 1670 01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:38,120 She dragged my son inside... 1671 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:47,410 What happened? 1672 01:21:47,910 --> 01:21:48,790 Did you do it? 1673 01:21:49,290 --> 01:21:50,790 Save that for later... 1674 01:21:51,290 --> 01:21:51,700 Tell me. 1675 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,040 Huh! 1676 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:57,040 Play... 1677 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:00,040 Come on, pay up. 1678 01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:05,040 Brother, pardon me for my mistakes. 1679 01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:08,160 How was it? 1680 01:22:08,660 --> 01:22:12,160 It didn't happen. 1681 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:20,120 Sugu... 1682 01:22:21,330 --> 01:22:23,700 It didn't happen. 1683 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,160 Aunty... - Huh? 1684 01:22:25,660 --> 01:22:26,870 It didn't happen. - Huh! 1685 01:22:27,370 --> 01:22:30,870 Didn't happen. 1686 01:22:32,330 --> 01:22:33,080 Listen... 1687 01:22:33,580 --> 01:22:35,200 Didn't happen. - Stop the music! 1688 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:36,250 Stop it... 1689 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:38,540 But we did it. - No, we didn't Mudit. 1690 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,910 We did it so well. - No, we didn't. 1691 01:22:41,410 --> 01:22:44,000 But we did it. - Wouldn't I know? 1692 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:44,790 Fine, how can you say we didn't do it? 1693 01:22:45,290 --> 01:22:48,750 We did it so well. - Come here. 1694 01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:51,660 Is anyone going to say something? 1695 01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:52,830 Did they do it or not? 1696 01:22:53,330 --> 01:22:58,000 Did I win or lose? 1697 01:22:58,500 --> 01:22:58,950 Oh! 1698 01:22:59,450 --> 01:23:02,040 I told you, this man is good for nothing. 1699 01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,870 This man... I am telling you, his son isn't the right guy. 1700 01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:05,750 Try to understand. 1701 01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:09,750 Why shouldn't I? she's my daughter. 1702 01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:23,160 Mudit's problem has no solution. 1703 01:23:23,660 --> 01:23:26,370 There is one way. - What? 1704 01:23:26,870 --> 01:23:28,500 The only way. 1705 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,790 Bless you, son. 1706 01:23:32,290 --> 01:23:32,790 Sugu... 1707 01:23:33,290 --> 01:23:35,000 She's asleep again. 1708 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:37,540 My child, wake up. 1709 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,410 See...you'll be marrying the banana tree. 1710 01:23:40,910 --> 01:23:42,040 Mudit's parents are here. 1711 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:43,000 The priest is here. 1712 01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:43,870 Everyone's waiting. 1713 01:23:44,370 --> 01:23:45,790 Come, dear. - Be quiet. 1714 01:23:46,290 --> 01:23:46,910 Didn't I warn you about this? 1715 01:23:47,410 --> 01:23:49,290 These guys will never admit something's wrong with their son. 1716 01:23:49,790 --> 01:23:51,910 Look at this, they threw your birth chart on my face. 1717 01:23:52,410 --> 01:23:54,620 They were saying there's a flaw in her planets. 1718 01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:57,120 There's a hurdle in having kids after the marriage. see... 1719 01:23:57,620 --> 01:23:59,040 So why are you creating hurdles now? 1720 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:00,160 They even told us about the solution. 1721 01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:01,870 Get her married to a banana tree, and everything will be fine. 1722 01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:02,950 What? - Sugu... 1723 01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:05,200 Sugu...there's still time. 1724 01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:06,080 Here you go. 1725 01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:06,910 Here you go, son. 1726 01:24:07,410 --> 01:24:08,580 Take this...and run. 1727 01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,160 Run away. - Stop telling her to run away. 1728 01:24:11,660 --> 01:24:13,250 What's the problem if she marries a banana tree? 1729 01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:14,250 She's not marrying a cactus. 1730 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:14,950 Come, dear. - No! 1731 01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:17,200 Sugu...these people can stoop to any level. 1732 01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:18,200 They can do anything, Sugu. 1733 01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:19,620 Run away, dear. Come on. 1734 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:21,790 Take this. Take it... - Where are you going? 1735 01:24:22,290 --> 01:24:23,830 I don't care what the rest think. 1736 01:24:24,330 --> 01:24:25,870 I just care about what Mudit thinks! 1737 01:24:26,370 --> 01:24:27,200 Sugu... - Sugu. 1738 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:27,910 Wait... 1739 01:24:28,410 --> 01:24:30,080 Come here. 1740 01:24:30,580 --> 01:24:31,790 You're going to see your would-be husband. 1741 01:24:32,290 --> 01:24:32,540 You shouldn't go empty-handed. 1742 01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:33,330 Take this cup of tea. 1743 01:24:33,830 --> 01:24:35,410 Are you all mad? 1744 01:24:35,910 --> 01:24:39,410 She forgot her stole. - Sugu, take this too. - Sugu... 1745 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:51,750 Sugu... 1746 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:56,290 I thought I was so positive. 1747 01:24:56,790 --> 01:24:58,540 Shall we try again? 1748 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,160 Neha, what are you doing here? 1749 01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:03,750 Same thing...you couldn't do with Sugandha. 1750 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,160 What couldn't I do with her? 1751 01:25:06,660 --> 01:25:08,950 It's time for us to be one, Mudu... - Stop this nonsense. 1752 01:25:09,450 --> 01:25:10,580 Tyagi and Duggal told me everything. 1753 01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:11,620 If I find them, I'll turn them into a pulp. 1754 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:12,950 Go back to sleep, Montu. 1755 01:25:13,450 --> 01:25:15,830 I knew it from the other day when I met you at the engagement. - What? 1756 01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:18,000 There's definitely some problem between you and her. 1757 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:21,200 You two don't look like a couple at all. - What are you saying? 1758 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:24,790 You know...after you left, I had two breakups myself. 1759 01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:26,790 So, what should I do? - Do you know what that means? 1760 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:28,500 What? - It's a sign. 1761 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,500 We're made for each other. 1762 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,500 I know what your problem is... 1763 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:34,830 and so do you. - What? 1764 01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:37,790 Did you have a problem when you were with me? - No. 1765 01:25:38,290 --> 01:25:40,290 We spent so much time together. - Yes. 1766 01:25:40,790 --> 01:25:41,620 Did we ever go out? - No. 1767 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,330 Did you ever take me to Buddha Garden? - No. 1768 01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:46,120 We used to stay inside the room all day. - Yeah... 1769 01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:47,620 Remember? 1770 01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,500 Did we have a problem? 1771 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:50,540 No, right? 1772 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:52,870 Isn't it? 1773 01:25:53,370 --> 01:25:54,160 My life's already in a mess. 1774 01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:55,870 Let me go. 1775 01:25:56,370 --> 01:26:01,000 I really love Sugu. 1776 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:02,250 Just look at that! 1777 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:04,830 His father's waiting with the banana tree... 1778 01:26:05,330 --> 01:26:07,040 ...while he's trying out different positions. 1779 01:26:07,540 --> 01:26:10,500 See, dear... see... 1780 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:11,500 Sugu. 1781 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:12,290 Hey sugu. 1782 01:26:12,790 --> 01:26:13,120 Get up. 1783 01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:15,250 How can anyone be such a lowlife, Vimla? 1784 01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:18,080 Where are you going? 1785 01:26:18,580 --> 01:26:20,620 Who is the girl? - We should clobber him with a shoe. 1786 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,040 Sugu... 1787 01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:23,370 You're mistaken. 1788 01:26:23,870 --> 01:26:24,250 No, we're not... 1789 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:26,160 You just messed with the wrong family. 1790 01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:27,870 These online types are just like that, aunty. 1791 01:26:28,370 --> 01:26:30,080 I thought you are Alibaba but you're a thief. 1792 01:26:30,580 --> 01:26:32,790 Let me go. Sugandha. - You won't go after her. 1793 01:26:33,290 --> 01:26:35,580 She's dead for you. - Sugu will tell me that. 1794 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:38,250 Someone stop that pervert. 1795 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:40,120 Take some really nice pictures. - Yes... 1796 01:26:40,620 --> 01:26:41,250 Come, daughter-in-law... 1797 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,500 See...we even found a banana tree. 1798 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:44,620 Daughter-in-law... 1799 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,750 How can you leave without covering yourself? 1800 01:26:47,250 --> 01:26:48,330 Where are you going? 1801 01:26:48,830 --> 01:26:50,250 Move. - Curse you. 1802 01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:52,500 Sugu... 1803 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,910 Sugu... - Someone catch him. 1804 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:56,950 Your idea didn't work. - It was your idea. 1805 01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:57,950 Get lost. 1806 01:26:58,450 --> 01:26:59,410 She should've at least covered herself. 1807 01:26:59,910 --> 01:27:01,450 She's gone. - Wait. 1808 01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:02,290 Sugandha. Sugandha. 1809 01:27:02,790 --> 01:27:05,250 We'll get daughter-in-law married to the banana tree... 1810 01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:06,950 ...so solve the flaws in her birth-chart. 1811 01:27:07,450 --> 01:27:09,580 See...here's the tree. - Stop this nonsense, papa. 1812 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:10,500 She's gone. 1813 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:11,830 She didn't go anywhere, son. 1814 01:27:12,330 --> 01:27:13,370 She just went out for a stroll, she will be back. 1815 01:27:13,870 --> 01:27:15,200 She didn't go anywhere, son. 1816 01:27:15,700 --> 01:27:17,790 If we don't complete this ritual, you won't have kids. 1817 01:27:18,290 --> 01:27:20,040 She didn't go out for a stroll, she left me for good. 1818 01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:20,790 Don't you get it? 1819 01:27:21,290 --> 01:27:22,750 She will come back. - The ritual is still incomplete, how can she leave. 1820 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:23,830 With your rituals. 1821 01:27:24,330 --> 01:27:26,040 Tell me something, are you on my side or hers? 1822 01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:27,250 I am on Sugandha's side. - Wait... 1823 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:27,830 I am on Sugandha's side. 1824 01:27:28,330 --> 01:27:29,290 I am on Sugandha's side. - Then listen carefully. 1825 01:27:29,790 --> 01:27:31,250 Sugandha will have to marry this banana tree. 1826 01:27:31,750 --> 01:27:32,250 Move aside, let me go. 1827 01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:34,910 Forget the banana tree, Sugu won't even marry your son. 1828 01:27:35,410 --> 01:27:36,330 Why not? - No, she won't. 1829 01:27:36,830 --> 01:27:37,910 What are you saying? 1830 01:27:38,410 --> 01:27:41,250 We traveled so far... spent all that money. 1831 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:42,950 What about that? - Let's not talk about expenses. 1832 01:27:43,450 --> 01:27:44,790 I have an account for every penny. 1833 01:27:45,290 --> 01:27:46,450 Get my glasses. 1834 01:27:46,950 --> 01:27:50,790 If we go back empty-handed, it will be an insult to us. 1835 01:27:51,290 --> 01:27:52,410 Fine, 1836 01:27:52,910 --> 01:27:53,830 He's insulted us! 1837 01:27:54,330 --> 01:27:54,950 He's insulted us! 1838 01:27:55,450 --> 01:27:56,500 Get that out of my way. 1839 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:57,370 Listen... 1840 01:27:57,870 --> 01:27:58,870 We won't go back empty-handed. 1841 01:27:59,370 --> 01:28:00,330 We'll take Sugandha back as our daughter-in-law. 1842 01:28:00,830 --> 01:28:01,080 Bring Sugandha here. 1843 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:02,910 Sugu won't marry him! - She will. 1844 01:28:03,410 --> 01:28:03,950 No, she won't. - Yes, she will. 1845 01:28:04,450 --> 01:28:06,370 No, she won't. - Yes, she will. 1846 01:28:06,870 --> 01:28:08,370 You and your banana tree! 1847 01:28:08,870 --> 01:28:10,250 I've been trying to tell you Sugandha is gone. 1848 01:28:10,750 --> 01:28:12,620 But who listens to me... 1849 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:14,080 Listen, fathers... what do you want? 1850 01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:15,120 Marry this banana tree... 1851 01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:15,790 Here you go... 1852 01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:18,500 What kind of a son is he? 1853 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:19,910 Who performs the rituals? 1854 01:28:20,410 --> 01:28:22,160 Who performs the rituals? - The girl... 1855 01:28:22,660 --> 01:28:25,290 Who performs the rituals? - The boy can too. 1856 01:28:25,790 --> 01:28:27,250 Then do it... 1857 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:31,620 What's he doing? 1858 01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:34,250 Chant the mantras. 1859 01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:38,790 (priest chanting) 1860 01:28:39,290 --> 01:28:41,620 Offer this flower. 1861 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,000 The problem is with me, your son. 1862 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,830 Why will she marry a banana tree? 1863 01:28:47,330 --> 01:28:47,750 I will... 1864 01:28:48,250 --> 01:28:49,870 I am sitting right here, let's see who can budge me. 1865 01:28:50,370 --> 01:28:52,750 Take the nuptial rounds. 1866 01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:54,080 And you... 1867 01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:55,790 I thought I'll talk to you. 1868 01:28:56,290 --> 01:28:57,370 I'll talk to you once you calm down. 1869 01:28:57,870 --> 01:28:58,750 But you're a big loud mouth. 1870 01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:01,620 Your volume doesn't seem to come down. 1871 01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,250 Where's the daughter-in-law's stole? 1872 01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:06,250 What do you care about her stole? 1873 01:29:06,750 --> 01:29:10,950 Irritating me with your talks about manhood. 1874 01:29:11,450 --> 01:29:14,290 His daughter is turning me into a man. 1875 01:29:14,790 --> 01:29:15,830 She is trying. 1876 01:29:16,330 --> 01:29:19,040 Whatever confidence I've left, is all because of his daughter. 1877 01:29:19,540 --> 01:29:20,750 Are the nuptial rounds complete? - Yes, it is. 1878 01:29:21,250 --> 01:29:25,250 Who is going to tell me? - Me. 1879 01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:27,040 Join your hands? 1880 01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:28,830 If you have some cash... 1881 01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:31,120 Doesn't matter if you don't. - Someone give him a 100. 1882 01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:32,540 Where's my purse? - Do you have it? 1883 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:36,540 Here you go, priest. 1884 01:29:37,620 --> 01:29:38,290 And you. 1885 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:40,250 I am talking to you. 1886 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,250 I've been trying to tackle this problem for the last 6 months. 1887 01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:44,830 It'll come out somewhere. 1888 01:29:45,330 --> 01:29:47,160 And please don't give me a character certificate. 1889 01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:51,160 Look at yourselves, people! 1890 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:54,370 Take the blessings. - Whose? 1891 01:29:54,870 --> 01:29:55,950 Your parents. 1892 01:29:56,450 --> 01:29:57,540 Actually, it's not necessary. 1893 01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,450 They are not worthy of giving blessings. 1894 01:30:00,950 --> 01:30:04,450 If you bend before them, they kick you. 1895 01:30:12,370 --> 01:30:16,660 A real man is not someone who doesn't feel pain. 1896 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,120 A real man is someone who doesn't hurt anyone... 1897 01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,950 ...and stops others from doing the same. 1898 01:30:22,450 --> 01:30:24,750 Are we done? Okay? 1899 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:29,500 Or, would you like to drive a truck over my head? 1900 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:32,500 I love her... 1901 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:36,290 Every time I see her name with mine on the wedding card... 1902 01:30:36,790 --> 01:30:39,370 ...it makes me really happy. 1903 01:30:39,870 --> 01:30:43,370 She's sad and left me. 1904 01:30:43,870 --> 01:30:45,540 Can I go win back the one I love? 1905 01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,540 Or, do I need your permission? 1906 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:54,790 Mudit. 1907 01:30:55,290 --> 01:30:59,540 If you go with that girl, then don't come back home. - What the... 1908 01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:01,290 And, don't expect any money from me either. 1909 01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:02,950 I don't want your money. 1910 01:31:03,450 --> 01:31:04,660 Here's my purse. 1911 01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:06,080 Just return my license. 1912 01:31:06,580 --> 01:31:10,080 I got it made myself from the RTO. 1913 01:31:12,290 --> 01:31:12,540 You... 1914 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,790 Why are you hitting me? 1915 01:31:15,290 --> 01:31:16,790 Every year we show you the arrangements ... 1916 01:31:17,290 --> 01:31:19,910 ...of the 'ArdhKumbhMela' on this holy land of Haridwar. 1917 01:31:20,410 --> 01:31:24,160 But this time, we suddenly ran into a personality... 1918 01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:27,040 ...who will add to the glory of this report. 1919 01:31:27,540 --> 01:31:29,330 And that's Bollywood star Jimmy Shergill. 1920 01:31:29,830 --> 01:31:30,290 Sir... 1921 01:31:30,790 --> 01:31:33,540 Hello... Hello... 1922 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,200 Move...mister...move, please. 1923 01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:36,120 Madam...please... 1924 01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:36,750 Let me go. 1925 01:31:37,250 --> 01:31:37,540 Welcome sir. 1926 01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:38,540 Move. 1927 01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:39,370 So, what brings you here? 1928 01:31:39,870 --> 01:31:42,200 Well, out here we're shooting an ad on family planning. 1929 01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:45,830 For a condom. - I see...so you're here to shoot an ad for this 'condom'. 1930 01:31:46,330 --> 01:31:48,290 Condom. - 'Condom'. 1931 01:31:48,790 --> 01:31:49,870 Well, the name doesn't matter... 1932 01:31:50,370 --> 01:31:51,120 It is important that you use it. 1933 01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:54,200 Listen brother, Sister. 1934 01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:55,540 Let me go. 1935 01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:57,750 Where are you going? 1936 01:31:58,250 --> 01:32:02,080 Let him through. - He's calling. 1937 01:32:02,580 --> 01:32:03,830 Sir, my future wife is in the temple up there. 1938 01:32:04,330 --> 01:32:05,500 I guess she took this path. - What happened? 1939 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,410 Did she run away? - No, sir, it's just a misunderstanding. 1940 01:32:07,910 --> 01:32:09,000 I just need to talk to her, and I'll explain her everything. 1941 01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:12,330 Honestly... - I can understand your pain. 1942 01:32:12,830 --> 01:32:15,290 But, I hope it's not one of those 'acid-attack' cases. 1943 01:32:15,790 --> 01:32:17,200 It's true love, sir. 1944 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:18,700 That's good. 1945 01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:20,000 But, if she says no... 1946 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,080 ...you must come back the way you're going. 1947 01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:24,040 And, if she loves you too... 1948 01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:26,040 ...then you must convince her at any cost. 1949 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:27,580 Now go. - Thank you. 1950 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:31,580 Let him through. 1951 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:42,250 Aunty, please step aside. 1952 01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:46,250 Move-move... 1953 01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:52,040 Open it up. 1954 01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:09,790 Sugandha. 1955 01:33:10,290 --> 01:33:12,040 Sugu. - Mudit! 1956 01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:15,950 Sugu! - Mudit! 1957 01:33:16,450 --> 01:33:18,620 He jumped... 1958 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:22,950 What are you doing? 1959 01:33:23,450 --> 01:33:25,160 Mudit. Mudit. Are you crazy? - Sugu. 1960 01:33:25,660 --> 01:33:26,330 What are you doing? 1961 01:33:26,830 --> 01:33:28,000 Stop this thing. 1962 01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,250 Hey there. 1963 01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:32,370 That's the image of today's common Indian man 1964 01:33:32,870 --> 01:33:34,660 Educated...Decent guy... 1965 01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:37,160 Pull... 1966 01:33:37,660 --> 01:33:39,290 Lift me up. - No! 1967 01:33:39,790 --> 01:33:41,790 This is normally how we see this creature. 1968 01:33:42,290 --> 01:33:45,370 Dangling between two realities! 1969 01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:46,160 I will fall down. 1970 01:33:46,660 --> 01:33:47,830 You should fall down. You should definitely fall down. 1971 01:33:48,330 --> 01:33:50,660 After this stupidity, you should fall down. 1972 01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:52,450 No gents, no gents problem. 1973 01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:53,200 Fall down I say. 1974 01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:58,950 Even this man is under the pressure of the patriarchal society, like any other being. 1975 01:33:59,450 --> 01:34:00,120 Why did you jump? 1976 01:34:00,620 --> 01:34:03,160 I want to talk to you. - So? I was coming down. 1977 01:34:03,660 --> 01:34:07,040 As a brother, husband, or just another guy, he's lost in anonymity. 1978 01:34:07,540 --> 01:34:08,910 I am not wrong this time, Sugu. 1979 01:34:09,410 --> 01:34:11,830 If I was wrong, I wouldn't have jumped. 1980 01:34:12,330 --> 01:34:14,000 He needs a support, a strong arm... 1981 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:15,660 ...which can pull him in the right direction. 1982 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,080 I just need two minutes. 1983 01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:17,830 Please. 1984 01:34:18,330 --> 01:34:19,500 Leaving him dangling like that... 1985 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,450 ...will be the biggest tragedy of our society. 1986 01:34:22,950 --> 01:34:23,790 lift me up. 1987 01:34:24,290 --> 01:34:27,950 The sweat's making my hands slippery... 1988 01:34:28,450 --> 01:34:29,160 I will fall down. 1989 01:34:29,660 --> 01:34:33,160 Sugu... - Give me your hands. 1990 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,080 In this battle for better-half... 1991 01:34:38,580 --> 01:34:42,040 ...two halves will have to make one complete. 1992 01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:43,040 He's saved. 1993 01:34:43,540 --> 01:34:47,040 He's saved. 1994 01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:58,700 Sugu...sorry... 1995 01:35:02,620 --> 01:35:03,910 Stay back. 1996 01:35:04,410 --> 01:35:07,910 I said stay back. 1997 01:35:41,790 --> 01:35:45,580 How many times will I have to plead? 1998 01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:52,040 I was going to die apologising. 1999 01:35:52,540 --> 01:35:56,040 Come on... 2000 01:36:16,870 --> 01:36:19,200 'We ran... fought with our family.' 2001 01:36:19,700 --> 01:36:22,000 'We didn't have a bike...or a bag.' 2002 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:25,370 'But we did have that promise of everlasting love. 2003 01:36:25,870 --> 01:36:28,450 'I am sure our fathers abused and cussed us in their minds.' 2004 01:36:28,950 --> 01:36:30,750 'And, our mothers didn't slip into depression either.' 2005 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:34,750 'No one remembered how we got married?' 2006 01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:41,080 'Actually, if you have the right partner...' 2007 01:36:41,580 --> 01:36:45,080 '...then, it doesn't matter if you have a grand wedding or not.' 2008 01:37:04,660 --> 01:37:06,250 'Well, this story finally came to an end.' 2009 01:37:06,750 --> 01:37:10,250 'But, the climax you all are waiting for...' 2010 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,160 'That didn't happen on our wedding night...' 2011 01:37:15,660 --> 01:37:16,870 '...nor on our honeymoon in Goa.' 2012 01:37:17,370 --> 01:37:19,080 'And nor after we came back.' 2013 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,200 'Office, home, vegetables, relatives...TV.' 2014 01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:25,870 'Wet underwear up... dry underwear down.' 2015 01:37:26,370 --> 01:37:27,500 'We even went to see a doctor.' 2016 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,790 It's not as hard as you think Mrs. Sharma. 2017 01:37:30,290 --> 01:37:31,120 You can ask anything if you want. 2018 01:37:31,620 --> 01:37:32,370 What was I saying to you? 2019 01:37:32,870 --> 01:37:34,330 And then, one day... 2020 01:37:34,830 --> 01:37:35,080 Glory to Lord... 2021 01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:35,660 Give it. 2022 01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:39,660 Pass it on to everyone, dear. 2023 01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:43,870 Me too, dear. 2024 01:37:44,370 --> 01:37:48,620 Give it to your father as well. 2025 01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:49,660 Here you go. 2026 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:53,660 Sugu. 2027 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,790 Sugu. - What? 2028 01:37:58,290 --> 01:37:58,660 Come. 2029 01:37:59,160 --> 01:37:59,370 Go to the kitchen. 2030 01:37:59,870 --> 01:38:00,450 I'll be right back, mom. 2031 01:38:00,950 --> 01:38:03,500 Okay. 2032 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:07,500 Speak up. 2033 01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:26,910 You think it's funny...