1 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,416 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:24,750 MAN: (SINGING) It was Christmas Eve, babe 3 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:29,416 In the drunk tank 4 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,958 An old man said to me 5 00:00:33,708 --> 00:00:37,083 Won't see another one 6 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:42,375 And then we sang a song 7 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:46,750 The Rare Old Mountain's Dew 8 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:50,000 I turned my face away 9 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,083 And dreamed about you... 10 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:59,041 (LAUGHING) 11 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,083 Hey, this one looks good. 12 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:08,625 What in the fires of Ogord y'all think you doing? 13 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:12,000 Hey, Captain. We're just, uh... Have you ever heard of Christmas? 14 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,083 What? 15 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:16,208 Well, it's a celebration we have once a year on Earth, 16 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,625 where everybody gets presents for each other. 17 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:23,666 So, me and Kraglin made this tree and we got gifts for everyone. 18 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,000 It was Pete's idea. 19 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:26,875 Eh... 20 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:31,333 - And this one here's for you. - Don't come at me with no damn gifts. 21 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,958 What a Ravager gets, he works for. We ain't about no damn handouts. 22 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:41,166 - It's more like a sign of appreciation. - That sounds more like sentiment, boy. 23 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:43,833 That may be okay for you mushy types on Terra, 24 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:47,166 but out here in the cold rigors of space, it's what'll get you killed. 25 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:50,375 And you, you ought to know better. 26 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:54,708 Now, get this crap out of here. 27 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:56,666 If it ain't out of here before I get back, 28 00:01:56,666 --> 00:02:00,708 you're both gonna be cleaning the latrines for the rest of the damn year. 29 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:04,750 - But that's Gef's favorite job. - You talking back now, Kraglin? 30 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,833 No. 31 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:08,375 (YELLING ANGRILY) 32 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:13,083 I hate Christmas! 33 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:22,125 And that's how Yondu ruined Christmas forever. 34 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:24,083 That is so sad. 35 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:25,875 (LAUGHS) 36 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:28,083 I like the part where Yondu kicked over the tree. 37 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:29,416 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 38 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:37,000 Anyways, I just saw on the Multi-calendar 39 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,166 that right now on Earth, it's almost Christmastime. 40 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:43,291 So, yeah, it kind of brings back some memories. 41 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:44,500 Yondu had a point. 42 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,583 Ever since buying Knowhere from The Collector, 43 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,666 we don't have time for trivialities like Christmas. 44 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:53,083 This place needs a lot of fixing up before it's livable. 45 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:56,541 - Yeah, I reckon we've got work to do. - Yeah. 46 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,833 That was such a heartbreaking story. 47 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:06,166 I know. I hate stories where everybody lives. 48 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:16,875 - Thank you. - Yeah. 49 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,541 Cosmo, what use is telekinesis if you can't even aim? 50 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,666 COSMO: You wanna do it? Do it. 51 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,750 Just concentrate, you stupid mutt. 52 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,500 (BARKS) 53 00:03:32,916 --> 00:03:33,916 What? 54 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,541 COSMO: I refuse to do any more work while you demean me. 55 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:39,708 All right, all right. I'm sorry. Chill out. 56 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:43,208 COSMO: Also, I want one of those delicious treats in that bag. 57 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:46,125 (ROCKET GROANS) 58 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,791 (BARKS) 59 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,166 (COSMO GIGGLES) 60 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,791 ROCKET: All right, that's it. Back to work. 61 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,833 BZERMIKITOKOLOK: Here he comes. 62 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,500 Hey, Peter. 63 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,416 Oh. Hi, Bzermikitokolok. 64 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,375 My bandmates and I have been mastering 65 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:09,458 these old Earth instruments and working on a little ditty. 66 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,333 And I thought you might be able to help us out 67 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,625 as it's about one of your Earth traditions. 68 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:15,416 - Oh? - Christmas. 69 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:16,708 Oh. 70 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:19,750 Everything I know about Christmas, I learned from Rocket, 71 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,458 who learned from Cosmo, who learned from Kraglin, 72 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,708 who learned from you. 73 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:25,708 So I thought I might just take it back to the source 74 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,333 and make sure I understand this all correctly. 75 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,875 This is, after all, a historical document. 76 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:32,250 - Okay. Yeah, sure. - Okay. 77 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,958 (SINGING) Out on the third planet closest to the sun 78 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:38,916 There's a special celebration And it sounds quite fun 79 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,958 A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone 80 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:44,958 On a holiday they call Christmas 81 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:46,791 That's perfect. Good. Bzer, good job. 82 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:48,333 Now I'm not gonna lie 83 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,458 Oh, there's more. 84 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:50,833 It makes no sense to me 85 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:56,333 But here's what I've discovered about this Christmas mystery 86 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,875 I'm super busy. Is this a long song? 87 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,416 One, two, three. 88 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:05,958 Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers 89 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:12,000 He flies to every human home in under 14 hours 90 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,583 He's a master burglar 91 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:15,666 No. 92 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:17,500 A pro at picking locks 93 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,583 No. 94 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,833 If you don't leave milk and cookies out 95 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:24,458 He will put dung in your socks 96 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,750 That is not part of the lore at all. 97 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:29,750 If you act nicely through the night 98 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,583 And don't jump on your bed 99 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:38,458 {\an8}Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head 100 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,625 But if you're on his naughty list 101 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:44,500 He shoots missiles at your toes 102 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:47,208 {\an8}He might just roast your chestnuts 103 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:52,041 {\an8}With his powerful flamethrower 104 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,083 No, he doesn't have a flamethrower. 105 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:55,833 Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein 106 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:56,916 That's kinda cool. 107 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:59,208 {\an8}Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer 108 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:05,208 {\an8}I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 109 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:11,791 {\an8}He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish 110 00:06:11,791 --> 00:06:12,916 {\an8}Huh? 111 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:18,416 {\an8}One sought to be a dentist Now he's sleeping with the fish 112 00:06:19,166 --> 00:06:24,541 Mrs. Claus, she works the pole Plans her man's demise 113 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:25,625 No! 114 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,583 {\an8}Soon the elves will all rise up 115 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:31,125 {\an8}And stab out Santa's eyes 116 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,791 I am Groot. 117 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:36,125 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 118 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:39,291 Earthlings are so weird 119 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:40,416 That's true. 120 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:45,083 {\an8}I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 121 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:48,083 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 122 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:51,500 {\an8}Earthlings are so weird 123 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:57,333 {\an8}I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 124 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,916 What the heck's a turtledove? 125 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:05,041 {\an8}And who lit up that deer? 126 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:12,708 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 127 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:18,333 {\an8}I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 128 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,000 {\an8}Or maybe it's there Or it's somewhere 129 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:24,750 {\an8}I don't know. 130 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:30,166 - You just got these instruments? - Thank you, Knowhere. 131 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:31,708 (CROWD APPLAUDING TEPIDLY) 132 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,958 Have you ever seen a crowd more into it? 133 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,750 He loved it, guys. (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 134 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:45,000 It sounds like Christmas is a wonderful time, 135 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:46,916 and Yondu ruined it for Peter. 136 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,458 I feel like I should do something. 137 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:54,000 - Why? - Because of, you know, my secret. 138 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,083 The one only you know. 139 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,541 That you ate the entire bowl of zarg-nuts in the commissary? 140 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,833 - My other secret. - That you're Quill's sister? 141 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,083 Why don't you just tell people the truth? 142 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:09,291 Peter's father, our father, killed his mother and tried to kill him. 143 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:13,583 I don't want him to be reminded of that every time he sees me. 144 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,541 No, I meant about the zarg-nuts. 145 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:18,166 Oh. I don't think anyone cares about that but you. 146 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,333 Maybe because I'm his sister, 147 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,083 I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas. 148 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:25,916 He's so sad about Gamora being gone. 149 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:30,541 Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift, 150 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:31,833 it would make him happy. 151 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,666 Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts, except you ate them all. 152 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,541 Get over the zarg-nuts! 153 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:43,083 - What kind of present? - Something special he will never forget. 154 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:48,041 - What about someone special? - What? 155 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:51,041 Over the years, Quill has talked about one person more than any other. 156 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,791 A legendary hero who has saved countless lives. 157 00:08:54,041 --> 00:08:56,458 We could give him to Quill as a present. 158 00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,583 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 159 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,750 - (CAR DOOR SHUTS) - (MUSIC STOPS) 160 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,000 (PHONE RINGING) 161 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:07,541 Kyra, hey, honey. 162 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:08,666 - KYRA: Hey, baby. - (CHUCKLES) 163 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:11,041 I can't wait for you guys to get back from New York. 164 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,375 - Did you get the stuff? - Yep. 165 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:13,833 Yeah, I got all the presents. 166 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:18,166 Everything is set for the perfect family Christmas. 167 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:21,208 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 168 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,041 MAN: (SINGING) I don't care what the neighbors say 169 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,708 Christmastime is near 170 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:34,208 I don't care what anyone says 171 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:36,958 Christmas is full of cheer 172 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,583 All I know is that Santa's... 173 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,000 Wow! 174 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,458 I wonder which one belongs to Kevin Bacon. 175 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,708 (SOBBING) 176 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,166 Drax, why are they staring? 177 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,375 You put the cloaking device on like you said you did, right? 178 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,500 Yes. 179 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,500 I can plainly see that you just did it right now in front of me. 180 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:10,916 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 181 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,000 No, I didn't. 182 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,166 I wish I brought Groot. 183 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,833 So, we'll go down into the city and ask people where Kevin Bacon is. 184 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,000 DRAX: Do you think Kevin Bacon is the leader of the world 185 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,916 or just to most people? 186 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,791 - I think everybody. - Oh! I'm so excited. 187 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,875 (BOTH LAUGH GLEEFULLY) 188 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:36,750 MAN: (SINGING) I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend 189 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,583 Here comes the darkest end 190 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,583 Christmas is here 191 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,833 (GASPS) Look. 192 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,791 (GIGGLING EXCITEDLY) 193 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,500 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 194 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,791 Steve! 195 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:06,208 - Why is he running away? - I don't know. 196 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:14,250 - Hey! - No! I'm sorry. GoBots killed his cousin. 197 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:17,875 - I'll rip your head off! - Drax! Stop being a bigot. 198 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:21,625 (BELL DINGING) 199 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:24,916 Oh. Hey, can we get a picture? Come on, guys. Come on. Ready? 200 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,416 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 201 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,083 - Okay, amazing. Thank you so much. - Thank you. 202 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,166 We got a picture with the God of War. 203 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,166 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 204 00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:40,958 (CROWD CHEERING AND WHOOPING) 205 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,666 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 206 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,916 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 207 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:52,375 My dear 208 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:55,500 Is this Christmas? 209 00:11:55,500 --> 00:12:01,000 Whatever happened to that festive cheer? 210 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,875 (LAUGHING) 211 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,625 (DRAX GRUNTING) 212 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,916 MANTIS: Could Kevin Bacon be in here? 213 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:22,375 WOMAN: (SINGING) Don't think I have the energy 214 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,833 To add to my already mad rush 215 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,583 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (CROWD CLAMORING) 216 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,500 The perfect gift for me would be 217 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,541 Completions and connections left from 218 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,791 Last year, ski shop 219 00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:34,875 Encounter, most interesting 220 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,916 Had his number but never the time 221 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,666 Most of '81 passed along those lines 222 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,208 So deck those halls Trim those trees 223 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,208 Raise up cups of Christmas cheer 224 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,666 I just need to catch my breath 225 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,583 Give us your finest libations. 226 00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:50,791 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere? 227 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:53,125 Why would I know where Kevin Bacon is located? 228 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,375 Calendar picture, frozen landscape 229 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,333 Chilled this room for 24 days 230 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,791 Evergreens, sparkling snow 231 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:03,125 (HISSING) 232 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,916 Mmm. More. 233 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,416 (MANTIS GIGGLES) 234 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,958 (MANTIS WHOOPS) 235 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:27,041 - Come out and dance with us. - Dancing is for people who are pathetic. 236 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,750 (CHUCKLES) 237 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,125 - Well, how about a drink then? - Yes! 238 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,041 Two shots of tequila, please. 239 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,666 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (MANTIS LAUGHS WILDLY) 240 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,791 (LAUGHING HEARTILY) 241 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,666 (LAUGHING) 242 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,000 - (WHOOPING) - (LAUGHING) 243 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,208 I can't believe not a single one 244 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:59,791 of our new homies (HICCUPS) know where Kevin Bacon is. 245 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:04,000 There are tens of thousands of people on this planet 246 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:08,000 and we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like. 247 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,541 MAN: (SINGING) Said it was like Christmas 248 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,208 You wanna know where Kevin Bacon lives? 249 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,708 Yes. 250 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,791 That's 40 bucks. 251 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,166 Uh-oh. 252 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,125 I don't know where my money is. 253 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,500 Give it to me for free. 254 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,000 By the time we got to Oslo 255 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,208 Give me all your money. 256 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,958 The snow was gone 257 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,250 {\an8}MANTIS: Drax, move faster. 258 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:55,083 MAN 1 ON TV: It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth, 259 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,000 but I'm sure it will serve your purpose. 260 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,250 MAN 2: Good. Good. Now I'd like to get going 261 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,333 and have the toy shop operating full-blast 262 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,250 so that I can return to Earth for Christmas. 263 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:11,250 'Cause, you know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman. But... 264 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:14,625 Santa Claus, you will never return to Earth. 265 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:15,708 Wait. 266 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,291 (LAUGHING) 267 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,791 (DOORBELL RINGS) 268 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,666 KEVIN: Yeah. Can I help you? 269 00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:27,125 (GASPS) 270 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:31,125 Yes. We are looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 271 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,666 We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 272 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:34,916 I just said that, Drax. 273 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,291 Your voice is small and mousy. I think maybe he didn't hear you. 274 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,416 He heard. He's Kevin Bacon. He's probably got great ears. 275 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:43,083 I'm sorry, guys. I can't help you. 276 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:44,916 But wait, wait, wait, wait. 277 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,541 - (RINGS DOORBELL) - Hello? 278 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:50,958 - (RINGS DOORBELL) - Hello? 279 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,833 - (RINGS DOORBELL CONTINUOUSLY) - Hello? Hello? Hello! 280 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,625 He's gone. Look what you did. 281 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,541 You acted weird and you made him not want to talk to us. 282 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Sorry. 283 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:16,458 Do you think you can toss me over the gate if you... 284 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,333 (MANTIS EXCLAIMS) 285 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,083 Ow! (GRUNTS) 286 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,833 - What are you doing? - Tossing you over the gate. 287 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:30,416 I didn't mean right that second. I meant after I was ready. 288 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,833 I wasn't even done talking. 289 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,916 Toss you over the gate. Don't toss you over the gate. 290 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,041 Make up your mind. 291 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,666 Whoa! 292 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,458 (GASPS) 293 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:58,791 - I want this funny man. - Don't just take stuff. 294 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,250 (GASPS) 295 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,333 Oh. 296 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,083 But I guess that's what it's here for. 297 00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:10,666 - (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 298 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:12,666 MANTIS: Kevin Bacon! 299 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,458 Kevin Bacon! 300 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,750 Kevin Bacon! 301 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:21,791 (DOORBELL RINGS) 302 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,875 (BANGING ON DOOR) 303 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,750 Kevin Bacon! 304 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,458 Kevin Bacon! 305 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,375 (DOORBELL RINGING) 306 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,166 - Kevin Bacon! - (BANGING ON DOOR) 307 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:39,083 Okay, guys, I don't know what you're thinking, but this is not cool. 308 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,291 This is private property. 309 00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:46,291 Now, kindly put down my elf and my candy cane and go. 310 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,583 I'm calling the police right now. 311 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,708 (GASPS) 312 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,500 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911. What's your emergency? 313 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,791 You're coming with us. As a Christmas present. 314 00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:01,208 911. Can I help you? Hello? Hello? 315 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,708 There's two... I don't know what they are. People in costumes. 316 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,916 (GASPS) 317 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,583 MAN: (SINGING) I want an alien for Christmas 318 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:12,125 Bring me an alien this year 319 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,708 I want a little green guy About three feet high... 320 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,000 (SCREECHING) 321 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:23,083 I want an alien for Christmas this year 322 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,958 - DRAX: Wait. - What? 323 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,875 I left my little funny man back in the house. 324 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,375 - What? - I wanna go back and get him. 325 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,250 But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away. 326 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,333 But you still have your swirly red and white curly man. 327 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,125 How can you possibly think this is a man? 328 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,958 - What is it? - I don't know. A shape? 329 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,541 Well, how is it fair you get to keep it and I don't? 330 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,250 Because I was responsible and held on to it. 331 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,708 Drax, do you love Peter and want to save Christmas? 332 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,625 Or do you want a little funny man? 333 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,333 Uh... 334 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,375 - A little funny man. - No! 335 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,750 (SIGHS) 336 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,625 (MANTIS SNARLING) 337 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,791 (SIREN WAILING) 338 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:48,500 - Mr. Bacon. We got your 911 call. - You gotta get these things away from me. 339 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,166 Hey, I'm a police officer. 340 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,208 I don't know what's going on here, but you need to back up or I'll shoot. 341 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,375 Raise your hands above your head! Stop! 342 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,125 - (GUN FIRES) - (DRAX CHUCKLES) 343 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,416 (LAUGHS) 344 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:08,041 Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants. 345 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,625 (DRAX LAUGHING) 346 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,791 - Sleep. - Hey! 347 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,666 - Sleep. - Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! 348 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:24,000 Freeze! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! 349 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,750 Sleep. 350 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,041 (SIREN WAILING) 351 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,708 (DRAX LAUGHS HEARTILY) 352 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,708 Drax! You can't just kill people. 353 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,166 Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me? 354 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,666 Are you okay? 355 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,083 We are not doing anything wrong. 356 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,583 We are just taking the legendary hero Kevin Bacon, 357 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,916 to give him as a present to a friend who is sad about Christmas. 358 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,166 Okay. 359 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,125 Here. 360 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:28,541 I really wanted this, but we're even now, okay? 361 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,250 Sure. 362 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,708 That doesn't look like a man to you, does it? 363 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:38,291 A man? No. 364 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,875 Of course not. My friend is being an idiot. 365 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,208 (PANTING) 366 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,208 (GASPS) 367 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,791 You would love to come with us. 368 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,333 - Hey, where are we going? - First, there. 369 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,500 Whoa! 370 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,583 Coolness. 371 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,791 CHORUS: (SINGING) Shoo bop, shoo bop 372 00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:06,625 Sha la la la la 373 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,916 Shoo bop, shoo bop 374 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,625 WOMAN: I ain't got no time for it now Oh, no, no 375 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,875 I got to make this holiday glow 376 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:16,958 CHORUS: Like a lightbulb 377 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,791 Are you friends with the Fonz? 378 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,166 - Who? - The Fonz. 379 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:25,333 - Fonz. He's a hero, like you. - Have the two of you ever had a team-up? 380 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,791 Oh. Well, the Fonz's real name is Henry Winkler. 381 00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:30,291 And, yeah, I do know him. He's a very nice guy. 382 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,833 Would you consider grabbing dinner, like, one time a team-up? 383 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,916 No. Eating together is not a team-up. 384 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,250 Tell us, what was it like when you had to save a small town 385 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,500 by dancing like an idiot? 386 00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:42,666 Oh. Well, that wasn't me. 387 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:46,833 That was a character that I played, Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose. 388 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:48,083 What? 389 00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:50,250 What about when you fought and defeated 390 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:54,000 the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods? 391 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,166 Yeah. 392 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,458 Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played. 393 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,333 And he didn't actually kill Jason. 394 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:05,083 He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow. 395 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,458 (LAUGHS) 396 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:08,541 Yeah. 397 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:16,041 He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone. 398 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,583 - But actors are repugnant. - I know. 399 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,541 (RETCHING AND COUGHING) 400 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:24,000 They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else. 401 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,875 (CHUCKLES) No. Acting is a wonderful profession. 402 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,000 I mean, you don't get to live just one life, 403 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,500 you get to live so many lives... 404 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:35,083 (GROANS) We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor! 405 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:40,916 - This is the worst day of my life! - We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu. 406 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:45,083 Peter was a child when he left Earth. His memory is all screwed up. 407 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:47,041 He doesn't remember things right. 408 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:53,333 Kevin Bacon, you have to pretend you're an actual hero, 409 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,666 or else Christmas is doomed. 410 00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:58,916 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Blimey, mate. 411 00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:01,791 I can't wait to storm them Nazis on the beach. 412 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:05,083 - What are you doing? - I'm a hero, ain't I then? 413 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,250 I'm a private in the British Army during World War II. 414 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,583 No. Just your regular voice. 415 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:14,666 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Oh. Okay. Yeah, sure, fine. Hello. I'm the Batman. 416 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,000 - I mean, hello. I'm Bruce Wayne. - Who is Bruce Wayne? 417 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,125 No! Don't be someone else. Be Kevin Bacon, but, like, if you didn't suck! 418 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,541 (LAUGHS) 419 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,208 That's something. 420 00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:33,500 How weird. 'Cause, like, normally, it would really piss me off, 421 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,583 but I don't know. 422 00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:41,291 Right now, for some reason, I just feel really great about all of it. 423 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,500 Hmm. 424 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,083 We hate you. 425 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:02,083 MAN: (SINGING) We watch the children playing 426 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,333 Beside the Christmas tree 427 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Presents are wrapped up It's beautiful 428 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:19,708 And secretly the gifts you hide 429 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:26,458 The fun awaits for you inside 430 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:30,958 Christmastime has come 431 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:35,250 There'll be toys for everyone 432 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:42,583 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 433 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,083 I remember dreaming 434 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:52,458 - Wishing, hoping, praying for this day - (MOUTHING) 435 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:54,125 Now I sit and watch them 436 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,333 The little ones I love 437 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:03,708 So excited by the way 438 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:08,833 Christmastime has come 439 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,875 There'll be toys for everyone 440 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:20,250 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 441 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,833 And now the word is given 442 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,958 It's time to peer inside 443 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,000 Are you kidding me? 444 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:46,750 So anxious for your look of joy 445 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:52,416 Merry Christmas, Peter. From me and Drax and, you know, 446 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,625 all of us, really. 447 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:01,750 Christmastime has come 448 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,666 There'll be toys for everyone 449 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:13,083 'Cause Christmastime has come 450 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,125 For you 451 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,791 Oh! You guys. 452 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:25,083 There'll be toys for everyone 453 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,875 What did you do? 454 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:30,708 'Cause Christmastime has come 455 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,083 For you 456 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,666 (BOX THUMPING) 457 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,750 {\an8}KEVIN: Hey, uh, guys, I'm about to pass out. 458 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,333 {\an8}There's no air in here. 459 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,583 (MANTIS GIGGLES) 460 00:27:58,041 --> 00:27:59,125 Ta-da! 461 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:02,500 You must be Pete. Merry Christmas! 462 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:07,333 It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all. 463 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:10,583 What'd you do? 464 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,291 - What? - What did you do? 465 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:16,791 - We got you Kevin Bacon as a present. - You got me a human being as a present? 466 00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,958 What better gift for the guy who has everything 467 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,583 than an actual human living person? 468 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,625 This isn't a Christmas gift! This is human trafficking! 469 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:28,333 - Yes! - It was mostly Drax's idea. 470 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,541 It was. 471 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,208 Hey, Pete, I got to stick up for these guys, 472 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,166 because to tell you the truth, 473 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:36,458 I am totally stoked about the whole thing, man. 474 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:42,291 - You used your powers on him, didn't you? - Maybe. I can't remember. 475 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:45,083 Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now! 476 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,833 Just be what you really are. 477 00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,833 - (SCREAMS) - (GASPS) 478 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,375 (SCREAMING) 479 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,875 Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you. 480 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,791 - That's a talking raccoon. - I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that! 481 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,208 Whoa! 482 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,125 Sir, sir, sir. Right here, right here. 483 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:17,250 Kraglin, prepare The Bowie for his transport back to Earth. 484 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,208 - Aye, Captain. - Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry. 485 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,375 This is really embarrassing. 486 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,083 I know you're worried sick and your family is, too. 487 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,958 We're gonna get you back home immediately. 488 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,166 I am Groot. 489 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,833 Oh. Suddenly you thought it was a bad idea all along? 490 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,916 I am Groot. 491 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:32,500 Dude, I literally just saw you wheel him out in front of everybody. 492 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:38,333 I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run. 493 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:41,125 - You're not gonna run? - No, no. No, no, no. 494 00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:43,041 (SHOUTS IN FEAR) 495 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,458 - Go get Kevin Bacon. - I've got it. 496 00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:51,500 - Don't kill him. - NEBULA: You can't outrun me, Bacon! 497 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,666 Hey, that man was a plant. 498 00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:08,625 Oh, Groot? He's just a kid. Sorry about all this stuff. 499 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:10,708 What's that on your head? 500 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,958 That is a device for controlling a flying arrow. 501 00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,333 But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet. 502 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,708 I know this must all be a shock to you, 503 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:25,083 but it's only 'cause you mean a great deal to Pete that they've done it. 504 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,291 Pete didn't have much to love growing up, 505 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:32,041 but one thing he did love was telling us all stories about you. 506 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:36,000 - Me? - You saved a town through dancing. 507 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:41,708 And once, Pete saved the whole galaxy with dancing. For real. 508 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,958 You taught him how to be a hero, 509 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:47,250 and now he might just be the greatest hero alive. 510 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,416 Mant and these dopes, 511 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:58,625 they was just hoping you'd bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart, is all. 512 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,500 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 513 00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:05,166 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 514 00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:06,416 Whoa! 515 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,583 How on earth do you get reception up here? 516 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,791 Couple of good satellite dishes out front 517 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,541 will get you anything within about 400 million light-years. 518 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:19,625 Hi, honey. 519 00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:20,750 KYRA: Are you at the house? 520 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:23,916 Yeah, no, (STAMMERS) I'm just with some friends. 521 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,958 Oh, okay. Well, what time do you think you'll be home? 522 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:33,708 Hey, would it be okay if I'm just a little bit late? 523 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:39,958 I got some friends here that kind of need to learn about Christmas. 524 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,291 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 525 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,083 (MUSIC PLAYING) 526 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,583 (SINGING) When we are born We are swaddled and snuggled 527 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:03,333 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled 528 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,166 When we grow up things get muddled 529 00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:09,958 And here it is Christmastime 530 00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:15,666 Will you stop by for a piece of delicious peach pie? 531 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:18,666 While I tell you my yuletide wishes 532 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,333 You can help me do the dishes 533 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:25,291 'Cause here it is Christmastime 534 00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,458 And we all want someone 535 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,250 Who will love us and hold us 536 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,625 To curl up alongside 537 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,375 When nights are the coldest 538 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,041 And we all want someone 539 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,625 Who will hug us and kiss us 540 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:53,125 All I want is you for Christmas 541 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:58,625 Let us examine the holiday spirit 542 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,500 Let the small kids sing so we can all hear it 543 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,166 Light up a fire and pull the chair near it 544 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,250 'Cause here it is Christmastime 545 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,708 Bucky's arm? 546 00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:11,333 We all want someone 547 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,208 Merry Christmas. 548 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,291 Who will love us and hold us 549 00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:19,250 To curl up alongside 550 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,666 When nights are the coldest 551 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,416 And we all want someone 552 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:30,416 Who will hug us and kiss us 553 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,875 All I want is you for Christmas 554 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:43,875 (GUITAR SOLO PLAYING) 555 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:01,583 (GASPS) 556 00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:06,208 (BOTH LAUGHING) 557 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,875 When we are born we are swaddled and snuggled 558 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,750 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled 559 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:20,500 And when we grow up things get muddled 560 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,375 And here it is Christmastime 561 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,791 And we all want someone 562 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,625 Who will love us and hold us 563 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:33,708 To curl up alongside 564 00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:37,333 When nights are the coldest 565 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:41,250 And we all want someone 566 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:44,875 Who will hug us and kiss us 567 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:51,208 All I want is you for Christmas 568 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:54,791 - All I want is you for Christmas - (CHUCKLES) 569 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:58,958 All I want is you for Christmas 570 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:02,708 (SONG ENDS) 571 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,166 (ALL CHEERING) 572 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,416 - The best Christmas ever. - Oh, come on. Bring it in. 573 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,208 Okay. All right. 574 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,500 - Love you, guys. - COSMO: We love you, Kevin Bacon. 575 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,625 ALL: Bye, Kevin Bacon. 576 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:30,791 ROCKET: See you, Kevin Bacon. 577 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:33,458 - DRAX: We love you, Kevin Bacon. - Hey, I'll see you at Easter. 578 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:39,833 Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit. 579 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:50,791 I can't believe you guys did all of that for me. I mean, why? 580 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:52,541 Why what? 581 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:56,000 Why would you go to the trouble of going all the way to Earth 582 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,208 to abduct Kevin Bacon? 583 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,750 Kraglin told us the story about how Yondu ruined Christmas. 584 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:07,291 So we wanted to save it for you. 585 00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:11,208 (CHUCKLES) 586 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:13,625 I'm not sure Kraglin knows how that story ended. 587 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,708 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 588 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,458 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 589 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,000 That is so sweet. 590 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,500 That's Yondu. 591 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:13,625 I guess I just wanted to do something special for you, because, well... 592 00:37:17,416 --> 00:37:20,250 - What? - Your father, Peter. 593 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:26,166 - He might be... - Ego? He might be what? 594 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,750 He might be... 595 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:32,791 He is my father, too. 596 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:38,750 Wait. So does that make you my sister? 597 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,083 (MANTIS EXHALES DEEPLY) 598 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:49,291 Mantis, that's the greatest Christmas gift I could ever get. 599 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:53,750 (CHUCKLES) 600 00:37:56,625 --> 00:37:58,291 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 601 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,875 - Merry Christmas, Mantis. - Merry Christmas, Peter. 602 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:27,083 MAN: (SINGING) I could have been someone 603 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:30,583 WOMAN: Well, so could anyone 604 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:36,708 You took my dreams from me when I first found you 605 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:39,666 MAN: I kept them with me, babe 606 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:42,500 I put them with my own 607 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,583 (BOTH LAUGH) 608 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:45,541 Can't make it all alone 609 00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:49,166 I've built my dreams around you 610 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:53,750 The boys of the NYPD choir 611 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:56,333 {\an8}Still singing Galway Bay 612 00:38:56,458 --> 00:38:59,166 {\an8}And the bells are ringing out 613 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,791 {\an8}For Christmas Day 614 00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:10,458 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 615 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,250 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING) 616 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:45,750 - Oh, come on, Groot! - COSMO: Groot ruined Christmas again. 617 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:48,166 Now we got to have another special.