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(MARVEL STUDIOS 特別呈獻)
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這個看來不錯
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奧戈都有火,你們搞什麼?
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船長,我們只是...你聽過聖誕節?
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什麼?
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是地球每年慶祝一次的節日
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大家會互送禮物
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所以我和昆林佈置了這棵樹
為大家準備禮物
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是彼得的主意
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-這是給你的
-不要帶該死的禮物給我
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掠奪黨會自己爭取所想要的
我們不靠人施捨
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-說是表達感激更貼切
-聽落更似感情用事,小子
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你們在地星軟弱慣就算
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但在冷酷的太空這裡,那會害死你
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仲有你,你該清楚才對
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立即掉了這堆垃圾
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我返來仲見到
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你兩個今年剩下的日子都要清公廁
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-但謝夫最鍾意做
-你駁嘴?昆林?
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不
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我討厭聖誕節!
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勇度就是這樣令人對聖誕永遠幻滅
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太慘了
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我鍾意勇度踢樹那段
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總之我看了「多元日曆」
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地球就快過聖誕了
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那勾起了一些回憶
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勇度有道理
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向收藏家買下腦域後
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我們沒空理聖誕這種濕碎事
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這裡要大肆修葺才住得人
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-對,我估有排做
-對
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那個故事令人心碎
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我知,我討厭人人都活下來的故事
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-謝謝
-好
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科斯莫!你的念力瞄不準有什麼用?
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你想你來做?做吖!
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專心點,你隻笨狗
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怎麼了?
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你繼續踩我,我就罷工
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好...對不起!冷靜先
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仲有,我要那個袋裡的美味零食
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好!夠了,繼續開工
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他來了
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彼得
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比茲米傑杜科洛
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我支樂隊練了
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這些地球舊樂器,仲夾了首歌仔
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我估你可以幫忙
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是關於你們地球一項傳統
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聖誕節
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我的聖誕知識全是跟火箭學
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他跟科斯莫學,而她跟昆林學
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而他跟你學
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所以我想索性追溯源頭
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確保我的理解正確
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畢竟是在記錄歷史
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-好,當然得
-好
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有個行星離太陽第3近
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那裡有個特別喜慶日子聽落幾過癮
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有個快樂老頭送玩具給每個人
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就在稱為「聖誕」的節日發生
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完美!比茲,做得好
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我不會騙你
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仲有
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我覺得不合理
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但以下是我發現的聖誕隱秘
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我超忙,首歌好長?
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1、2、3
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聖誕老人是個毛茸茸的怪胎 他的超能力好厲害
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他只用14個鐘 就飛到每個人類家中
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他是爆格高手
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不是
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開鎖技巧優秀
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不是
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你不將牛奶、餅乾準備齊全
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他會在你襪子放便便
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傳說完全不是那樣
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如果你成晚都乖
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不在床上亂跳亂踩
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{\an8}聖誕老人會有糖果派
掟落你個頭好痛快
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但如果他名單說你做壞事
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他會用導彈射你腳趾
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{\an8}他甚至會烤熟你兩粒栗子
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{\an8}用強力噴火槍就可以
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不!他沒有噴火槍
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馴...馴...馴...馴...馴
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幾型喎!
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{\an8}鹿...鹿...鹿...鹿...鹿
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{\an8}我不懂聖誕是什麼事
但聖誕節要來到這兒
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{\an8}他逼他那群詭異精靈
將他每個心願達成
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{\an8}有個想做牙醫
如今陪魚群沉睡海底深處
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聖誕婆婆在極地開工 密謀做低她老公
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不!
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{\an8}精靈就快群起作反
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{\an8}挖出聖誕老人雙眼
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我是樹人
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呵...呵...呵...呵...呵
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地星人好怪異
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的確是
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{\an8}我不懂聖誕是什麼事
但聖誕節要來到這兒
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呵...呵...呵...呵...呵
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{\an8}地星人好怪異
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{\an8}我不懂聖誕是什麼事
但聖誕節要來到這兒
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小鴿子是什麼玩意?
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{\an8}又是誰燃亮那隻鹿孩子?
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我不懂聖誕是什麼事 但聖誕節要來到這兒
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《銀河守護隊:假日特別版》
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{\an8}我不懂聖誕是什麼事
但聖誕節要來到這兒
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{\an8}又或者是那兒
又或者是某處
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{\an8}我不知
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-你們剛得到這批樂器?
-謝謝,腦域所有人
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見過這麼投入的聽眾?
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他喜歡,老友
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聽落聖誕是美好的時光
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勇度令彼得對它幻滅
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我覺得我該做些事
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-為何?
-因為...你知道的...我個秘密
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只有你知的那個
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你在食堂獨吞成碗「索果仁」?
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-另一個秘密
-你是奎爾的姊妹?
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為何不坦白說出來?
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彼得的父親...我們的父親
殺了他媽媽又想殺他
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我不想他每次看見我都想起
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不!「索果仁」的事
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除了你,我不認為有人在乎
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我估身為他姊妹
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我該令彼得有個快樂聖誕
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嘉魔娜消失已令他好傷心
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或者送份美好的聖誕禮物給彼得
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會令他高興
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本可送「索果仁」,但你食清光
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不要再提「索果仁」!
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-哪種禮物?
-令他永遠難忘的特別事物
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-不如送特別的人物?
-什麼?
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多年來奎爾提得最多的一個人
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救了無數生命的傳說英雄
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我們將他送給奎爾做禮物
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姬娜!甜心!
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寶貝!
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我好期待你們從紐約回來
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你有去買東西?
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是,我買齊禮物了
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萬事俱備,一家人過完美的聖誕
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真想知哪間屋是奇雲貝根的
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達拉斯,為何他們眼望望?
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你有開隱形器吧?你剛才說有
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有
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我清楚見到你在我面前開掣
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-我沒有
-你有
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我沒有
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早知帶樹人來
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(荷里活)
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我們落去城裡,問人奇雲貝根在哪裡
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你估他領導世界
抑或只領導多數人?
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-我估所有人
-我好興奮
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看!
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史提芬!
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-為何他逃走?
-不知道
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-嘿!
-不!抱歉!百變機械人害死他老表
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-我扯甩你個頭!
-達拉斯!不要這麼小器!
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可以和我們合照?來吧!準備好?
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-正!謝謝
-謝謝
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我們和「戰神」合照了
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奇雲貝根有可能在裡面嗎?
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給我們最好的美酒
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你有在某處見到奇雲貝根嗎?
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我怎會知奇雲貝根在哪裡?
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再來
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-來陪我們跳舞
-可憐蟲才跳舞
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-那飲酒呢?
-好!
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兩杯龍舌蘭酒
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不敢相信我們那些
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新朋友全都不知奇雲貝根在哪裡
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這個星球有數以萬計的人
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我們甚至不知奇雲貝根的樣子
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想知奇雲貝根的住址?
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是
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(明星住宅地圖)
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40美元
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我不知我的錢去了哪裡
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免費送給我
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交出你所有錢
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{\an8}達拉斯,動作快些
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{\an8}(荷里活明星地圖)
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和你在地球上的那個不完全相同
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但肯定能幫你達成目標
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好!我想開始行動
要玩具工場全速運作
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讓我可回地球過聖誕
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因為你要知
聖誕婆婆好善良,但...
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聖誕老人,你永遠回不了地球
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等等
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是,有事找我?
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對!我們在找傳說中的奇雲貝根
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我們在找傳說中的奇雲貝根
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我啱啱講完
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你太細聲,我估他未必聽見
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他聽得見,他是奇雲貝根
聽力大概好出色
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抱歉!幫不到你們
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但...等等!
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喂?
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喂?
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喂?喂?喂!
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他走了,看你做了什麼?
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你的古怪行為令他不想和我們談
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抱歉
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你估你能拋我越過道閘...
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-你搞什麼?
-拋你越過道閘
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我不是指那一刻,是等我準備好
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我連話都未講完
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拋你還是不拋你
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立定主意啦!
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-我想要這個得意人仔
-不要隨便拎
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但我估擺出來是給人拎
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奇雲貝根!
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奇雲貝根!
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奇雲貝根!
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奇雲貝根!
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奇雲貝根!
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奇雲貝根!
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老友!我不知你們想什麼
但這樣不妥
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這是私人住宅
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請放低我的精靈和糖果棒,然後離開
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我現在就報警
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報案熱線,出了什麼事?
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跟我們走,去做聖誕禮物
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報案熱線,需要幫忙?喂?
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有兩個...不知是什麼!扮裝的人
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-等等
-什麼?
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得意人仔留在屋內
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-吓?
-我回去拎
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但奇雲貝根會逃掉
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但你有你個紅白扭紋人
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你怎會覺得這是人?
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-那是什麼?
-不知道,一個形狀?
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你留住,我不能!哪裡公道?
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因為我負責任全程拎住
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達拉斯,你愛彼得?想救聖誕?
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抑或想要個得意人仔?
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-得意人仔
-不!
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-貝根先生,我們接到你報案
-幫我擺脫那些怪物
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喂!我是警員
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我不知是什麼事
但退後,否則我開槍
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舉高手!停步!
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停!好痕!我要瀨濕條褲了
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-睡覺
-喂!
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-睡覺
-放開他!
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不要動!趴在地上!
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睡覺
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達拉斯!你不能隨便殺人
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未有人提過,我怎知規矩?
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你們還好?
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我們沒有做錯
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我們只是想帶走傳說英雄奇雲貝根
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當禮物送給朋友,怕他哀傷地過聖誕
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好
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拎去
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我好想要,但這樣就當我們扯平吧?
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當然
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你不覺得那是人形吧?
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人?不
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當然不,我朋友正蠢才
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你會樂意跟我們走
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-嘿!我們去哪裡?
-先去那裡
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(聖誕城堡)
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爽!
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你和方奇是朋友?
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-誰?
-方奇
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-方奇是英雄,和你一樣
-你們試過拍檔?
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方奇真名是亨利溫克勒
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對,我認識他!他十分好人
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食過一次晚飯算不算拍檔?
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不!一齊食飯不算拍檔
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談談救了小鎮的感想?
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狂跳舞那次?
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那不是我
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是我演的角色
《渾身是勁》的麥科馬克
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吓?
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那次你奮戰打敗
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森林中的強大面具殺人狂傑森呢?
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對
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不!講多次,不是我!只是角色
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而其實他殺不死傑森
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他頸部被箭插穿
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對
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他是演員!他未真正救過人
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-但演員令人反胃
-我知
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見他們扮別人就作嘔兼毛管戙
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不,演員是美妙的職業
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能有不只一個人生
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可以有好多個人生...
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我們為奎爾準備了最差的禮物
噁心的演員!
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00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:40,916
-我成世過得最差是今日
-比起勇度,我們令聖誕更幻滅
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彼得在童年就離開地球
記憶一片混亂
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他記不清事情
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奇雲貝根,你要扮成真英雄
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否則聖誕就玩完
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老友,我急不及待要搶灘攻擊納粹黨
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-你做什麼?
-我是個英雄吧?
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00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,250
我是二次世界大戰的英軍士兵
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00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,583
不,用你平時把聲
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00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:14,666
好!嗨,我是蝙蝠俠
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00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,000
-我是說...嗨,我是布斯韋恩
-誰是布斯韋恩?
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不要做別人,做奇雲貝根
但不是爛人的版本!
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00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,208
幾猛料
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真奇怪,通常這種話會令我發火
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00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,583
但不知怎樣
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00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:41,291
現在我覺得這一切好美妙
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我們討厭你
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行動!
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你們和我開玩笑?
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聖誕快樂,彼得!這是我和達拉斯...
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還有大家準備的
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你班友
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00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,875
你們搞什麼?
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00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:46,708
{\an8}各位!我就快暈低,裡面沒有空氣
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00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,791
你一定是彼得,聖誕快樂!
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是奇雲貝根,他不是廢柴
他好偉大,我們完全不討厭他
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00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,500
你們做了什麼?
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00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,291
-吓?
-你們做了什麼?
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00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:16,791
-送奇雲貝根給你做禮物
-送人給我?
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00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,958
你在物質上已滿足了
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00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,583
有什麼好得過送真人?
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00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,625
這不是聖誕禮物!是拐帶人口!
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00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:28,541
-對!
-主要是達拉斯的主意
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00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,541
的確是
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00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,208
彼得,我要撐這班人
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00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,166
因為坦白講
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00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:36,458
我覺得整件事好爽,老友
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00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:42,291
-你對他用了超能力吧?
-或者,我記不起
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馬上解除對他的催眠!
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00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,833
還原
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00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,875
老友,冷靜!我們不會傷害你
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00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,875
-隻浣熊講人話
-殺了你!不准那樣叫我!
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00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,125
先生,望住這裡
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00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:17,250
昆林,準備用「寶兒號」送他回地球
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00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,208
-是,船長
-貝根先生,好抱歉
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真羞家
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00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,708
我知你憂心到極,你家人都是
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00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,958
我們立即送你回家
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00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,166
我是樹人
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00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,833
你突然覺得這是壞主意?
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00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,750
我是樹人
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00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,500
老友,我親眼見你推他出來
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00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,416
我會放開你,奇雲貝根!不要逃跑
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00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,250
-你不會逃跑吧?
-不會
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00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,458
-帶奇雲貝根回來
-我會搞掂
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00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:51,500
-不要殺他
-你擺脫不了我的,貝根!
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00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,666
那個人是植物
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00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:08,625
樹人?他只是個孩子!今次真對不起
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00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:10,708
你頭上的是什麼?
352
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,000
是操縱飛箭的儀器
353
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,458
但我仍未熟練
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00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,708
我知這一切嚇壞你
355
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:25,083
但他們那樣做
只因你對彼得意義重大
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00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,291
彼得自小缺乏愛
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00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:32,125
但他好愛對大家講你的故事
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00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:36,000
-我?
-你靠跳舞救了一個鎮
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00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:41,708
有次彼得靠跳舞救了整個銀河,是真事
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00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,041
你教他怎樣做英雄
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00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:47,250
而他可能是現存最偉大的英雄了
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00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,416
曼迪斯他們
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00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:58,625
只是希望你令他
重新感受到聖誕的歡樂
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00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:09,166
(姬娜)
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00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,583
在這裡怎會收到訊號?
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00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,791
放幾個好衛星
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00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,541
就收到4億光年內的任何訊號
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00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:19,625
嗨!甜心
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00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:20,583
寶貝,你在家?
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00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,750
是...不,我和朋友一齊
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00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:27,250
好,你幾點返到屋企?
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00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:33,708
我可以遲些少回來嗎?
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00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:39,875
這裡有些朋友需要學習聖誕的真諦
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00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,583
出生時有人將我們包好 將我們緊抱
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00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:03,333
對我們低訴,為我們小題大做
搔癢再擁抱
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00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,166
我們漸漸長高,世事變得亂糟糟
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00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:09,958
然後聖誕節來到
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00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:15,666
你可會來一嚐水蜜桃派那甜美味道?
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00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:18,666
趁我對著你將願望細數
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00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,333
你可幫我把碗碟洗好
381
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:25,291
因為聖誕節已來到
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00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,458
而我們都想有人
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00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,250
與我們相愛,將我們抱緊
384
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,625
彼此依偎貼近
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00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,375
在最寒冷的夜深
386
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,041
而我們都想有人
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00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,625
與我們相擁,給我們熱吻
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00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:53,125
我的聖誕只要有你就無憾
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00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:58,625
讓我們一齊探討節日精神
390
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,500
讓我們聽聽小孩唱出的樂韻
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00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,166
生一團火再把椅子拉近
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00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,250
因為聖誕節已來到
393
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,708
巴奇隻手臂?
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00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:11,333
我們都想有人
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00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,208
聖誕快樂
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00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,291
與我們相愛,將我們抱緊
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00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:19,250
彼此依偎貼近
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00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,666
在最寒冷的夜深
399
00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,416
而我們都想有人
400
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,500
與我們相擁,給我們熱吻
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00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:36,958
我的聖誕只要有你就無憾
402
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,875
出生時有人將我們包好 將我們緊抱
403
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,750
對我們低訴,為我們小題大做
搔癢再擁抱
404
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:20,500
我們漸漸長高,世事變得亂糟糟
405
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:23,458
然後聖誕節來到
406
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,791
而我們都想有人
407
00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:29,791
與我們相愛,將我們抱緊
408
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,791
彼此依偎貼近
409
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,375
在最寒冷的夜深
410
00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:41,375
而我們都想有人
411
00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,000
與我們相擁,給我們熱吻
412
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,375
我的聖誕只要有你就無憾
413
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:55,083
我的聖誕只要有你就無憾
414
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:59,291
我的聖誕只要有你就無憾
415
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,416
-最美妙的聖誕
-來!擁抱吧!
416
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,208
好
417
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,666
-我愛你們
-我們愛你,奇雲貝根
418
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,000
拜拜,奇雲貝根
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00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,250
再見,奇雲貝根
420
00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:33,458
-我們愛你,奇雲貝根
-復活節再見
421
00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:39,833
我估未必所有演員都是爛人
422
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:50,791
我不敢相信你們為我做這一切
為什麼呢?
423
00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:52,500
為何問為什麼?
424
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:56,000
為何費心去到地球那麼遠
425
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,208
擄走奇雲貝根?
426
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,750
昆林告訴我們
關於勇度令聖誕幻滅的故事
427
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:07,291
我們想為你挽救它
428
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:13,625
我估昆林未必知故事結局
429
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,541
(勇度)
430
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,708
(勇度給彼得奎爾)
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00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,000
好溫馨
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00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,458
那就是勇度
433
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:13,625
我估我想為你做些特別事,只因...
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00:37:17,416 --> 00:37:20,250
-什麼?
-你父親,彼得
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00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:26,166
-他可能是...
-壹高?他可能是什麼?
436
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,750
他可能是...
437
00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:32,791
他也是我的父親
438
00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:38,750
等等,即是你是我姊妹?
439
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:49,291
曼迪斯,對於我
這是最美妙的聖誕禮物
440
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,875
-聖誕快樂,曼迪斯
-聖誕快樂,彼得
441
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:03,416
{\an8}(祝大家聖誕快樂、歡度佳節)
442
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:45,666
-搞錯,樹人!
-樹人令聖誕又幻滅了
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00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,166
唯有做多次特別節目
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00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,250
字幕翻譯: 錢家驊