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(漫威影業特別節目)
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這個看起來不錯
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你們到底在幹什麼?
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隊長,我們在...你聽過聖誕節嗎?
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什麼?
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我們地球上一年一度的節日
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大家會送互相禮物
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我和克雷林做了這棵樹
還有禮物給大家
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這是彼得的點子
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-這個是送給你的
-別拿禮物來送我
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破壞者的東西都靠自己掙來
不伸手白拿
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-這是表達謝意
-聽起來太多愁善感了
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你們陰柔的地球人或許能接受
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在這嚴酷的太空那只會害你沒命
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你,你應該懂才對
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快,把這玩意弄走
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如果我回來它還在
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你們到年底都給我掃廁所
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-那是傑夫最喜歡的工作啊
-你現在敢頂嘴了,克雷林?
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沒有
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我討厭聖誕節
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勇度就那樣徹底毀了聖誕節
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讓人好難過喔
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我喜歡勇度踢倒聖誕樹的那段
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我剛看過萬年曆
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地球現在快要過聖誕節了
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所以,回憶湧上心頭
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勇度說得有道理
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自從向收藏者買下知無領域後
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我們就沒空管聖誕節這種小事
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這裡得大幅重整才能再現生機
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-我認為我們有工作要做
-對
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真是讓人傷心的故事
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就是啊,我討厭大家都活著的故事
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-謝謝
-好
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寇斯莫,如果你不能瞄準
有念力能幹嘛?
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你要秀一下嗎?快啊
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給我專心點,笨狗狗
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怎樣?
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你瞧不起我,我就罷工
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好啦...對不起,別生氣
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我還要那個袋子裡的美味點心
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好,夠了,回去工作
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他來了
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彼得
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比瑟米塔科拉克
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我的樂團成員和我
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練好了這些古老地球樂器,在練一首歌
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說不定你能幫我們
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因為它在講一項地球傳統
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聖誕節
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我對聖誕節的瞭解都來自火箭
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他是寇斯莫教的
寇斯莫又是克雷林教的
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克雷林是你教的
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我想乾脆找源頭
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才能確保我沒搞錯
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畢竟這是歷史文件
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-好,沒問題
-好
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在離太陽第三近的星球上
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有個特殊節日,聽來很有趣
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一個開心老頭送大家玩具
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就在他們叫聖誕的節日上
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太棒了,很好,阿瑟,不錯
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不過說真的
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竟然還有
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我覺得沒道理
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以下是我發現的聖誕節之謎
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我忙到爆,這首歌很長嗎?
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一、二、三
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聖誕老人是個多毛怪,擁有超能力
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他14小時之內飛到每個人類的家
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他是闖空門大師
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不是
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撬門鎖專家
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不是
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如果你不留下牛奶和餅乾
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他會在你襪子裡放便便
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傳說裡根本沒這一段
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如果晚上你乖乖的
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不在床上亂跳
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聖誕老人會帶糖梅來丟到你頭上
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如果你上了他的頑皮鬼名單
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他會往你腳趾射飛彈
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{\an8}他可能烤你的栗子
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{\an8}用他的強力噴火槍
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才怪,他沒有噴火槍
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馴...
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挺酷的
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{\an8}鹿...
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{\an8}我不知聖誕節是什麼,但聖誕佳節到了
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他逼他的可怕精靈幫他洗碗
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原本以為是牙醫,現在他與魚共眠
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聖誕老奶奶,她跳鋼管
打算殺了她的男人
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沒有
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精靈很快都會起來
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挖出聖誕老人的眼睛
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我是格魯特
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呵...
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地球人好奇怪
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真的
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{\an8}我不知道聖誕節是什麼
但聖誕佳節到了
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呵...
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地球人好奇怪
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{\an8}我不知道聖誕節是什麼
但聖誕佳節到了
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{\an8}斑鳩是什麼東東?
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是誰點亮那隻鹿?
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我不知道聖誕節是什麼 但聖誕佳節到了
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{\an8}《星際異攻隊:聖誕特別篇》
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{\an8}我不知道聖誕節是什麼
但聖誕佳節到了
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{\an8}或許它在那裡,或在某個地方
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{\an8}我不知道
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-你們剛弄到這些樂器?
-謝謝知無領域
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你看過這麼投入的觀眾嗎?
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他很喜歡
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聽起來聖誕節好棒
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勇度卻毀了彼得的聖誕節
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我覺得我應該做點什麼
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-為什麼?
-因為...就是,我的祕密
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只有你知道的那個
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你在雜貨店嗑了一整碗札格果?
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-我另一個祕密啦
-你是奎爾的妹妹?
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乾脆跟大家說實話吧
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彼得的父親,我們的父親
殺了他母親,又想殺他
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我不要他每次看到我就想起那段往事
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我是說札格果的事
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我看只有你在乎那件事
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也許因為我是他妹妹
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我覺得應該給彼得一個快樂的聖誕節
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葛摩菈的死害他好傷心
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如果我們送彼得一份難忘的聖誕禮物
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他就會開心起來
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可以送他那些札格果,可是你吃光了
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別再講札格果了
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-送什麼禮物?
-他忘不了的特別禮物
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-如果是特別的人呢?
-什麼?
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這些年來奎爾談最多的只有一個人
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救過無數性命的傳奇英雄
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我們能把他當禮物送給奎爾
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凱拉,親愛的
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嗨,寶貝
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我等不及你們從紐約回來
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東西都準備好了嗎?
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對,禮物都買好了
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闔家團圓的完美聖誕節一切就緒
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不曉得哪間是凱文貝肯的
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德克斯,他們幹嘛盯著我們?
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你照你講的打開隱形裝置了吧?
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對
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我清楚看到你剛剛才在我眼前打開
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-我沒有
-你有
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我沒有
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早知道就帶格魯特來
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(好萊塢)
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我們到城裡,問大家凱文貝肯在哪
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你想凱文貝肯是世界領袖
還只是多數人的領袖?
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-我想是所有人
-我好興奮喔
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你看
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史帝夫
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-他怎麼跑掉了?
-不知道
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-喂!
-不!抱歉,機器戰神殺了他表弟
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-我要扭斷你的頭
-德克斯,別這麼嗆
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我們能拍照嗎?快來,準備
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-好了,太棒了,真感謝
-謝謝
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我們跟「戰神」合照了
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凱文貝肯會在裡面嗎?
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給我們最好的酒
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你有看到凱文貝肯嗎?
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我哪知道凱文貝肯在哪裡?
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再來
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-過來跟我們跳舞
-可悲的人才跳舞
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-那喝一杯呢?
-好
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麻煩兩杯龍舌蘭
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沒想到新的好朋友
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沒有一個知道凱文貝肯在哪
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這星球上有幾萬人
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我們根本不知道凱文貝肯長什麼樣子
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你們想知道凱文貝肯住哪裡?
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對
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(明星住家地圖)
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40塊
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我不知道我的錢在哪
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免費送我
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你的錢都給我
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德克斯,快一點
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(追星地圖)
(好萊塢)
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跟你在地球上的不完全一樣
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但相信它會給你一樣的感受
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很好,我要去讓玩具店大發利市
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那樣才能回地球過聖誕節
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因為聖誕老太太個性溫和,不過...
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聖誕老公公,你永遠回不了地球
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等等
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喂,找哪位?
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是,我們在找傳奇的凱文貝肯
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我們在找傳奇的凱文貝肯
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我剛說了,德克斯
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你聲音像老鼠叫,他可能沒聽到
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他聽到了,他是肯文貝肯
聽力應該很好
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抱歉,我幫不上忙
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等一下...
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喂?
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喂?
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喂?...
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他走了,看你幹的好事
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你怪裡怪氣的,害他不想跟我們講話
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對不起
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你想你能把我丟過大門...
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-你在幹嘛?
-把你丟過大門
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我不是說馬上,要等我準備好
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我根本還沒講完
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把你丟過大門,別把你丟過大門
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趕快決定
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-我要這個搞笑小子
-別亂拿東西
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我想這邊就是讓人拿的
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凱文貝肯
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凱文貝肯
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凱文貝肯
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凱文貝肯
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凱文貝肯
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凱文貝肯
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好了,我不知道你們在想什麼
這樣不行
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這是民宅
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麻煩放下我的精靈和柺杖糖,然後離開
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我要報警了
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911,有什麼緊急狀況?
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你跟我們走,當作聖誕禮物
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911,有什麼事嗎?喂?
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有兩個...不曉得是誰,穿著戲服
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-等等
-怎樣?
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我把搞笑小子放在屋裡
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-什麼?
-我想回去拿
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可是凱文貝肯會逃走
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你還有你的紅白麻花捲人
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你怎麼會以為這是人?
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-它是什麼?
-不知道,一個形狀?
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你能留著我卻不能,公平嗎?
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因為我有責任感,抓著不放
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德克斯,你愛彼得,想拯救聖誕節嗎?
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還是要一個搞笑小子?
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-搞笑小子
-不對
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-貝肯先生,我們接到你報案
-快把他們帶走
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喂,我是警察
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我不知道怎麼回事,後退,不然我開槍
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雙手舉高,站住
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停,好癢,停,我快尿褲子了
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-睡覺
-嘿
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-睡覺
-放開他...
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不許動!趴在地上...
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睡覺
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德克斯,你不能殺人
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我哪知道規定是怎樣,又沒人講?
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你還好嗎?
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我們沒做錯事
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我們只想帶走傳奇英雄凱文貝肯
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把他當禮物送給一個
為了聖誕節傷心的朋友
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好
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來
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我很想要,不過我們扯平了
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當然
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它看起來不像人吧?
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人?不像
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當然不像,我朋友在耍白癡
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你跟我們走
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-嘿,我們要去哪?
-首先,那裡
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(聖誕城堡)
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超酷
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你是方茲的朋友嗎?
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-誰?
-方茲
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-方茲,他跟你一樣是英雄
-你們倆組隊合體過嗎?
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方茲的本名叫亨利溫克勒
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我認識他,他人很好
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你認為吃過一次飯算組隊合體嗎?
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不算,一起吃飯不算合體
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說說看,為了救小鎮跳蠢舞
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是什麼感覺?
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那不是我
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那是我演的角色藍恩麥科馬
電影《渾身是勁》
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什麼?
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那你在樹林裡
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擊敗了超強蒙面殺手傑森呢?
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對
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那也不是我,只是我演的角色
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他其實沒殺死傑森
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他脖子被一枝箭刺穿
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對
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他是演員,其實根本沒救過人
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-演員都很討厭
-就是啊
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他們假裝成別人,讓我覺得噁心
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不,演戲是很棒的職業
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你不只能過一種生活
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還能過很多種生活
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我們送奎爾超爛的禮物,噁心的演員
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-這是我一輩子最爛的一天
-我們比勇度毀掉聖誕節更糟
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彼得離開地球時是孩子
他的記憶都毀了
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00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:47,041
他記得的事情不對
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凱文貝肯,你得假裝你是真的英雄
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否則聖誕節就完蛋了
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天啊,老兄
我等不及對海灘上的納粹發動攻擊
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-你在幹嘛?
-我是英雄,對吧?
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我是二次大戰的英國陸軍大兵
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00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,583
不,用正常的聲音就好
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00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:14,666
好,沒問題,你好,我是蝙蝠俠
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00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,000
-你好,我是布魯斯韋恩
-誰是布魯斯韋恩?
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不,別當別人,當凱文貝肯
而且不能太瞎
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00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,208
真有你的
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奇怪,通常這會惹毛我
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我也說不上來
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現在不知怎麼的,我卻覺得很爽
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我們討厭你
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開始
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開什麼玩笑?
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聖誕快樂,彼得
這是我和德克斯的心意
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其實是我們大家
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你們喔
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00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,875
你們做了什麼?
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00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:46,333
{\an8}你們,我快昏倒了,裡面沒空氣
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00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,791
你一定是彼得,聖誕快樂
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00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:07,375
是凱文貝肯,他不是魯蛇
他很棒,我們一點也不討厭他
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00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,500
你們做了什麼?
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00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,291
-什麼?
-你們做了什麼?
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00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:16,791
-我們把凱文貝肯當禮物送你
-你們送我一個人當禮物?
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00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,958
對什麼都有了的人來說
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00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,583
有什麼比活人更棒的禮物?
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00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,625
這不是聖誕禮物,這是人口販運
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00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:28,541
-對
-主要是德克斯的點子
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00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,541
沒錯
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00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,208
彼得,我挺他們
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00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,166
因為說實話
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00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:36,458
這整件事讓我好興奮
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00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:42,291
-你對他施展催眠功,對吧?
-也許,我不記得了
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快讓凱文貝肯醒過來
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00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,833
做你自己
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00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,875
大叔,冷靜,我們不會傷害你
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00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,875
-那是會說話的浣熊
-我要殺了你,不准這樣叫我
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00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,125
先生...這邊
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00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:17,250
克雷林,準備讓鮑伊號載他回地球
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00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,208
-是,艦長
-貝肯先生,真抱歉
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00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:20,375
實在很不好意思
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00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,708
我知道你很擔心,你家人也是
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00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,958
我們立刻送你回家
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00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,166
我是格魯特
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00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,833
原來你早就覺得這是個壞主意?
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00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,750
我是格魯特
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00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,500
我看到你在大家面前把他堆出來
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00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,416
我會讓你走,凱文貝肯,別跑
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00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,250
-你不會跑掉?
-不會...
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00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,458
-去抓凱文貝肯
-我去
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00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:51,500
-別殺了他
-你跑不贏我的,貝肯
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00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,666
那個人是植物
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00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:08,625
格魯特?他只是個孩子,真抱歉
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00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:10,708
你頭上的是什麼?
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00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,000
控制一枝飛箭的裝置
353
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,458
但我還不是很熟練
354
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,708
我知道你一定很震驚
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00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:25,083
因為你對彼得很重要,他們才這麼做
356
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,291
彼得小時候沒什麼嗜好
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00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:32,125
但他很愛跟我們說你的故事
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00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:36,000
-我?
-你用跳舞救了一個小鎮
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00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:41,708
有一次彼得用跳舞
救了整個銀河系,真的
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00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,041
你教他怎麼當英雄
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00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:47,250
現在他可能是當今最偉大的英雄
362
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,416
螳螂女和那些傢伙
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00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:58,625
他們希望你讓他感受到聖誕節的喜悅
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00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:09,166
(凱拉)
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00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,583
這裡怎麼收得到訊號?
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00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,791
前面有幾顆好的衛星
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00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,541
就能收到四億光年之內的訊號
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00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:19,625
老婆
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00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:20,583
寶貝,你在家嗎?
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00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,750
我跟一些朋友在一起
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00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:27,250
好,你什麼時候會回家?
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00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:33,708
我晚點回家可以嗎?
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00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:39,875
這裡有朋友需要瞭解聖誕節
374
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,583
我們出生時被抱在懷裡
375
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:03,333
備受寵愛,時時有人疼愛
376
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,166
長大後純真不再
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00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:09,958
聖誕佳節到了
378
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:15,666
你會來吃美味的桃子派嗎?
379
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:18,666
我想跟你說我的聖誕願望
380
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,333
你能幫我洗洗碗
381
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:25,291
因為聖誕佳節到了
382
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,458
我們都想有一個人
383
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,250
願意愛我們抱我們
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00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,625
蜷曲在一起
385
00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,375
當最冷的寒夜降臨
386
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,041
我們都想有一個人
387
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,625
願意愛我們抱我們
388
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:53,125
聖誕節我只要你
389
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:58,625
讓我們省思佳節精神
390
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,500
讓小孩唱歌,大家都聽見
391
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,166
點燃爐火,拉張椅子坐
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00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,250
因為聖誕佳節到了
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00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,708
巴奇的手臂?
394
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:11,333
我們都想有一個人
395
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,208
聖誕快樂
396
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,291
願意愛我們抱我們
397
00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:19,250
蜷曲在一起
398
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,666
當最冷的寒夜降臨
399
00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,416
我們都想有一個人
400
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,500
願意愛我們抱我們
401
00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:36,958
聖誕節我只要你
402
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,875
我們出生時被抱在懷裡
403
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,750
備受寵愛,時時有人疼愛
404
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:20,500
長大後純真不再
405
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:23,458
聖誕佳節到了
406
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,791
我們都想有一個人
407
00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:29,791
願意愛我們抱我們
408
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,791
蜷曲在一起
409
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,375
當最冷的寒夜降臨
410
00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:41,375
我們都想有一個人
411
00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,000
願意愛我們抱我們
412
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,375
聖誕節我只要你
413
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:55,083
聖誕節我只要你
414
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:59,291
聖誕節我只要你
415
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,416
-史上最棒的聖誕節
-過來抱抱
416
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,208
好
417
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,666
-我愛你們
-我們愛你,凱文貝肯
418
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,000
-掰,凱文貝肯
-掰,凱文貝肯
419
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,250
再見,凱文貝肯
420
00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:33,458
-我們愛你,凱文貝肯
-復活節見
421
00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:39,833
我看演員不見得都是豬頭
422
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:50,791
沒想到你們為我這麼做,為什麼?
423
00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:52,500
什麼為什麼?
424
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:56,000
你們為何大費周章跑去地球
425
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,208
綁架凱文貝肯?
426
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,750
克雷林告訴我們勇度毀了聖誕節的故事
427
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:07,291
我們想為你挽救它
428
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:13,625
克雷林好像不知道那個故事的結局
429
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,541
(勇度)
430
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,708
(給彼得奎爾,勇度上)
431
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,000
好溫馨喔
432
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,458
那就是勇度
433
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:13,625
我只想為你做件特別的事,因為...
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-怎樣?
-你父親,彼得
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00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:26,166
-他可能是...
-伊果?他可能是什麼?
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00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,750
他可能是...
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00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:32,791
他也是我父親
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00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:38,750
等等,所以你是我妹妹?
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00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:49,291
螳螂女,這是我收過最棒的聖誕禮物
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00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,875
-聖誕快樂,螳螂女
-聖誕快樂,彼得
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{\an8}(祝大家聖誕快樂,佳節愉快)
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00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:45,666
-拜託,格魯特
-格魯特又毀了聖誕節
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這下又得拍一集特別篇了
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字幕翻譯: Aaron Wu