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‎NETFLIX オリジナルシリーズ

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‎これを見るのは
‎私が死んだ後にして

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‎気まずいから

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‎もちろん あなたがね

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‎照れるだろうけど
‎あなたは最高

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‎ホントよ

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‎でも ひどい役立たず

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‎だからガイドとして
‎この動画を残す

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‎朝は防犯設備を切って

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‎あなたが家を出る時
‎鳴らないように

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‎もし鳴ったら警備会社が
‎来る前に電話を

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‎番号は あなたの
‎ケータイに入ってる

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‎知ってるよね

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‎犬が鳴らさないよう
‎周辺モードにして

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‎犬のエサもお願いね

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‎朝 起きた時と 帰宅後

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‎あとは…

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‎ゴミ出しは火曜の夜

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‎黒は普通ゴミで‎―

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‎緑はリサイクル…

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‎“タンベリー･ガゼット”

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‎“ジョーダンズ骨董屋”

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‎“営業中”

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‎“タンベリー･ガゼット”

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‎皿は？

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‎あったぞ

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‎ウソだろ

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‎エサがない

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‎豆かカレーか？

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‎だよな

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‎ゴメンな

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‎後で買ってくる

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‎クソ

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‎俺は野菜カレーか

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‎こんにちは

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‎初めてで…

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‎今日から出勤です

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‎そう　名前は？

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‎サンディです

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‎担当者の名前よ

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‎誰と面接を？

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‎ブレーデンさん

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‎おいで　いい子だ

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‎リードをつけろ

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‎え？

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‎犬を繋いどけ

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‎ここに注意書きが

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‎そうか　すみません

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‎おいで

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‎何？

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‎“口うるさい
‎デブのクソ野郎”？

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‎ダメだぞ　ブランディー

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‎すみませんね

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‎最低だな

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‎どうも

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‎いい子だ

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‎“リサ･ジェーン･ジョンソン
‎1972年ー2018年”

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‎じゃあな

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‎仕事に行く

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‎あとでな

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‎食い物 買ってくるよ

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‎いい子だ

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‎どうぞ

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‎何？

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‎郵便です

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‎郵便受けに

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‎面倒だから ここで

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‎嫌だと言ったら？

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‎なんで？

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‎新入りか？

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‎ああ 前は…

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‎どこでもいいが‎―

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‎前の地区では
‎郵便受け使った？

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‎感じ悪いな

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‎そっちこそ

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‎チクる気か？

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‎ああ　名前は？

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‎笑うなよ

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‎言ってみろ

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‎パット

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‎郵便屋のパット(ポストマン･パット)‎？

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‎そう

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‎郵便受けに入れろ

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‎簡単だろ？

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‎自分でやれ

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‎ムリだ　郵便屋じゃない

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‎行けよ

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‎ジョージ

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‎ハーイ

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‎誰？

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‎おじさん

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‎変態！

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‎何？

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‎変態！

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‎変態でも‎―

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‎お前は狙わない

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‎ようこそ

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‎歓迎するよ

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‎初日はワクワクするね

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‎ここは活気のある
‎いい職場だよ

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‎有能な人材ばかりだ

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‎勤勉だし

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‎やりがいのある仕事だよ

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‎地域の様々なニュースを扱う

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‎エンタメや 経済も

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‎キャスは広告担当

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‎タダ飯に連れて行って
‎くれるかも

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‎あっちのレニーは写真担当

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‎みんなで協力しあってる

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‎君は何がやりたい？

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‎特集記事を

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‎素晴らしい

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‎お願いするよ

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‎特集記事は多い

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‎トニーが担当だ
‎今はいない

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‎素晴らしい記者で
‎性格もいい

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‎ただ 今は調子が悪い

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‎不幸があってね

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‎彼は僕の義理の兄なんだ

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‎姉のリサと結婚してたけど

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‎亡くなった

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‎がんでね

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‎お気の毒に

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‎トニーは落ち込んで‎―

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‎自殺を図った

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‎そうですか

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‎君にも‎―

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‎何か言うかもしれない

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‎ひどい… ことを

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‎気にしないようにして

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‎一緒に仕事をしてもらう

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‎とにかく

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‎楽しんで

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‎どうも

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‎調子は？

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‎変わらず

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‎悪いんだな？

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‎いい時が思い出せない

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‎気分がいい日は‎―

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‎誰かれ構わず撃って
‎最後に‎―

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‎自殺したい気分だ

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‎患者の１人が…

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‎元妻を殺す妄想をするそうだ

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‎マスかきながら

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‎なぜ その話を？

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‎匿名だ

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‎俺に何の関係が？

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‎さあね

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‎君だけじゃないってことかな

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‎何が？

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‎イカれてる奴

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‎つまり‎―

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‎みんな問題を抱えてる

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‎俺もだ

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‎何？

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‎何から話そう

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‎客である俺の話とか？

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〝93歳の老女
強奪される〞

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〝93歳の老女
強奪される〞
‎どうも

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‎どうも

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‎気の毒に　一生の傷ね

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‎大したことない

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‎93歳だろ

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‎100まで生きても
‎７％の傷だ

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‎“タンベリー･ガゼット”

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‎遅いよ

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‎俗物め

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‎冗談でしょ？

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‎いや　で？

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‎今日は配布日よ

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‎いや なぜ冗談だと？

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‎俗物じゃない論拠は？

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‎放っとくの？

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‎いや　トニー どうした？

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‎読者のいない地方紙を
‎作りに来た

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‎読者はいる

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‎いいからこっちへ

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‎いいよ

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‎発行を待ってる人もいるんだ

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‎仕事に戻って

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‎謝罪して撤回しろって？

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‎断る　無意味だ

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‎リサを失って辛いのはわかる

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‎俺が妻の死で おかしいと？

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‎ああ　サンディにも
‎そう伝えた

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‎サンディ？

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‎新人だ

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‎驚かせないよう‎―

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‎先に説明した

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‎プロらしく振舞ってくれ

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‎イヤだ

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‎嫌がらせばかり
‎言っちゃダメだ

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‎それが そうでもない

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‎人に優しく正直に接しても
‎何の‎得(とく)‎もない

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‎むしろ ‎損(そん)‎だ

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‎クビにすると言ったら？

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‎しないよ

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‎お前は いい奴だから

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‎俺はそこに つけ込むわけだ

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‎何を言われても俺は無視する

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‎好きにする

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‎お前は諦め俺が勝つ

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‎お前は生理休暇の取りすぎも
‎追求しない

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‎キャスは月３回

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‎でも お前は黙ってる

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‎あいつは最低だ

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‎俺もマネすることに

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‎なぜ幸せになろうとしない？

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‎俺を幸せにできるのはリサだ

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‎でも もういない

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‎だから すぐ死のうとした

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‎でも死ななかった　だろ？

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‎何かが君を止めた

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‎犬だよ

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‎エサをやらなきゃと思った

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‎本当なら死んでるはずだった

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‎そこで考えた

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‎最低の奴になって
‎やりたい放題やって‎―

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‎それが限界を超えたら‎―

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‎自殺する　一種の‎超能力(スーパーパワー)‎だ

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‎最低のスーパーヒーローだ

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‎その通り

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‎じゃあ…

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‎君が自殺するまで
‎我慢しろと？

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‎時限爆弾みたいに？

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‎まあね

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‎ゴメンだね

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‎とにかく そういうことだ

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‎話せてよかった

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‎いい会話だった

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‎みんな

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‎こちらはサンディ

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‎今日が初出勤だ

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‎トニー 君の部下になるから
‎諸々(もろもろ)‎ 教えてあげて

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‎諸々(もろもろ)‎ね

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‎人間は 汚らわしくて
‎自己中な最低の生き物で‎―

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‎絶滅が地球のため

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‎だから自殺は最高の‎徳(とく)

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‎俺は すぐ実行できる

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‎飛び降りてね

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‎下にいる人を狙うんだ

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‎諸々(もろもろ)‎って そういうことか？

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‎違う

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00:13:46,605 --> 00:13:48,085
‎今のは無視して

245
00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:50,765
‎レニー　お願いできる？

246
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:51,805
‎喜んで

247
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,645
‎頼んだよ

248
00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:54,925
‎教えるの？

249
00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:55,605
‎そうだ

250
00:13:56,165 --> 00:13:57,405
‎こんな感じ？

251
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:02,045
‎出社　パソコンの前で食う

252
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,485
‎パブのゲームの前で食う

253
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,125
‎帰宅　テレビの前で食う

254
00:14:07,205 --> 00:14:09,205
‎ベッドに入り…　また食う？

255
00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:11,565
‎おやつをね

256
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:17,245
‎出かける

257
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,085
‎ドーナツいる？
‎デブ

258
00:14:20,165 --> 00:14:21,125
‎ああ 頼む

259
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,205
‎腹が立たないの？

260
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,765
‎友達だから

261
00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,485
‎奴の気晴らしだ

262
00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:34,965
‎言わせといちゃダメよ

263
00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:38,245
‎私は言い返す
‎こいつと違って

264
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,525
‎ジュリアン

265
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:40,125
‎はい

266
00:14:40,525 --> 00:14:41,765
‎苦情があった

267
00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:44,405
‎新聞が届いてないと

268
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:48,965
‎妙ですね
‎間違いなく全部 届けたのに

269
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,965
‎建物の中まで運んだ？

270
00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:54,365
‎外じゃなく

271
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:57,045
‎高齢で外に出られない人も

272
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,325
‎わかってます

273
00:14:58,405 --> 00:15:00,165
‎ご心配なく

274
00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:02,605
‎そうか

275
00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:05,525
‎給料もらっても？

276
00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:10,325
‎しっかり頼むよ

277
00:15:10,405 --> 00:15:11,965
‎もちろんです

278
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,125
‎35ポンドだね

279
00:15:14,845 --> 00:15:15,885
‎じゃあ

280
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:16,925
‎どうも

281
00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:27,325
‎デートか？

282
00:15:29,525 --> 00:15:30,445
‎何？

283
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:34,085
‎水たまりで
‎手を洗ってるから‎―

284
00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:36,245
‎誰かに会うのかと

285
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:37,805
‎いいや

286
00:15:39,045 --> 00:15:42,005
‎クスリ買って
‎新聞を捨てる？

287
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,685
‎先に捨ててから 買いに行く

288
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:48,765
‎じゃないと忘れる

289
00:16:00,165 --> 00:16:07,165
‎“オータムナル･リーブ
‎老人ホーム”

290
00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:20,525
‎リサは？

291
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:24,245
‎死んだよ

292
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:26,365
‎忘れた？

293
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,645
‎今年の始めに

294
00:16:29,925 --> 00:16:31,565
‎今朝来てたぞ

295
00:16:32,605 --> 00:16:33,805
‎来てない

296
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:36,805
‎どうも

297
00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:38,365
‎やあ

298
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,525
‎さて

299
00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:44,285
‎きれいにしましょ レイ

300
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,045
‎犬なら安楽死させてる

301
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:50,805
‎犬？

302
00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:53,165
‎なんというか…

303
00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:55,645
‎あわれだ

304
00:16:58,925 --> 00:17:00,685
‎そう思わない？

305
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:03,885
‎泣いてると心配ね

306
00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:09,165
‎何も感じてないって
‎言う人もいるけど

307
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,925
‎私はそう思わない

308
00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:12,085
‎でしょ？

309
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,005
‎既婚？

310
00:17:18,925 --> 00:17:20,365
‎そんな時間ない

311
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:23,005
‎ヤッてやろうか

312
00:17:23,445 --> 00:17:24,365
‎すまない

313
00:17:24,805 --> 00:17:25,725
‎いいのよ

314
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:29,245
‎評判はいいぞ

315
00:17:30,405 --> 00:17:31,965
‎妻も満足してた

316
00:17:36,325 --> 00:17:37,685
‎もう行くよ

317
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:42,405
‎じゃあな　父さん

318
00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,405
‎リサを連れて来い

319
00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:46,645
‎勘弁してくれ

320
00:17:46,925 --> 00:17:47,925
‎わかったよ

321
00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:49,525
‎まったく

322
00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:52,325
‎おいで

323
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,765
‎クソ

324
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:04,765
‎皿がない

325
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,565
‎ちくしょう

326
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:26,205
‎牛乳もかよ！

327
00:18:48,685 --> 00:18:51,405
‎クヨクヨせず
‎ちゃんと動いて

328
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,845
‎掃除もしてね

329
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,245
‎私たちの家

330
00:18:56,725 --> 00:18:58,925
‎飲みすぎないでね

331
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,605
‎お酒は助けにならない

332
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:05,685
‎医者はみんな言ってたわ

333
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:09,845
‎“太った惨めな
‎デブにはなるな”って

334
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:15,285
‎使った食器は すぐ食洗機へ

335
00:19:15,645 --> 00:19:17,605
‎塩が切れたら‎―

336
00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:19,365
‎ガレージにある

337
00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:22,325
‎ガレージは家の隣にある

338
00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:30,765
‎クソ　なんだよ

339
00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:33,525
‎大丈夫？

340
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,325
‎心配したよ

341
00:19:35,765 --> 00:19:36,325
‎え？

342
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:37,485
‎だって君が‎―

343
00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:39,365
‎“自殺したい”って

344
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:42,645
‎ちなみに 今は勤務時間中

345
00:19:43,845 --> 00:19:45,485
‎パブで昼飯を

346
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:46,845
‎もう食った

347
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:47,885
‎いいから

348
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:49,285
‎昔みたいにさ

349
00:19:49,365 --> 00:19:52,285
‎どうせ怒って
‎ぶち壊しにする

350
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,405
‎ブルース･バナーかよ

351
00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:56,245
‎さあ行こう

352
00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:58,565
‎記者ならパブだろ

353
00:19:58,645 --> 00:19:59,805
‎記者じゃない

354
00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:01,805
‎新聞を作ってる

355
00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:07,005
‎ネコのトイレの補強に
‎使われる新聞をな

356
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,285
‎その前に読む

357
00:20:09,365 --> 00:20:10,485
‎記者じゃない

358
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:11,205
‎そうだ

359
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:11,845
‎違う

360
00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:12,565
‎そうだ

361
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,205
‎違う

362
00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:14,365
‎やめろよ

363
00:20:14,445 --> 00:20:17,165
‎クソったれ
‎あの音 聞いた？

364
00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:21,685
‎あのデブ
‎ナメクジみたいに食ってる

365
00:20:22,725 --> 00:20:25,045
‎イライラする

366
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,205
‎仕事に打ち込め

367
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:29,085
‎集中できない

368
00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:30,405
‎クソ

369
00:20:30,485 --> 00:20:31,085
‎でもさ

370
00:20:31,485 --> 00:20:32,565
‎ワザとだ

371
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,325
‎気が滅入る

372
00:20:37,405 --> 00:20:38,325
‎言ったろ

373
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,685
‎まったくだ

374
00:20:40,685 --> 00:20:41,845
‎台無しだ

375
00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:43,845
‎ああ　君のせいだ

376
00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:44,485
‎違う

377
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,805
‎いいから聞け

378
00:20:47,885 --> 00:20:50,365
‎仕事に打ち込んだらどうだ？

379
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,765
‎鬱(うつ)‎の人はそうする

380
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,565
‎打ち込むにも取材の相手が‎―

381
00:20:55,645 --> 00:21:00,965
‎ライオネル･リッチー似の
‎イモを収穫した配管工じゃな

382
00:21:01,045 --> 00:21:02,285
‎一面がそれだ

383
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:03,525
‎すごく似てた

384
00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,525
‎いいネタは沢山あるんだ

385
00:21:06,605 --> 00:21:07,645
‎“ネタ”？

386
00:21:07,805 --> 00:21:09,445
‎記者気取りだな

387
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:10,125
‎記者だよ

388
00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:11,525
‎どんなネタ？

389
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:16,285
‎“ゴミ箱を引きずる音が
‎チューバッカに似てる”

390
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,045
‎ボツ

391
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,165
‎そうか

392
00:21:20,285 --> 00:21:22,325
‎“朝起きたら中国人に”

393
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,685
‎前は違った

394
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:27,605
‎それはわかる

395
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:31,045
‎“同じ誕生日カードを
‎５回 もらった”

396
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,325
‎マジ？

397
00:21:32,845 --> 00:21:34,685
‎真相を解明しよう

398
00:21:34,765 --> 00:21:35,845
‎早急にだ

399
00:21:36,925 --> 00:21:38,365
‎ああ 頼むよ

400
00:21:38,445 --> 00:21:39,725
‎君の仕事だ

401
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,045
‎知ってる

402
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,045
‎呼び鈴を

403
00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:55,085
‎お前…

404
00:21:55,165 --> 00:21:56,445
‎入る前にさ

405
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,685
‎医者に行け　大腸がんだ

406
00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,765
‎外に出ないで　危険だ

407
00:22:00,845 --> 00:22:01,725
‎記者の方？

408
00:22:01,805 --> 00:22:03,165
‎ええ　奴は外に

409
00:22:03,245 --> 00:22:04,525
‎ブタ野郎！

410
00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:14,405
‎１枚目が来て
‎“素敵なカードだ”と思った

411
00:22:14,925 --> 00:22:18,325
‎２枚目で
‎“同じカードだぞ！”と

412
00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:21,325
‎３枚目で こう思った

413
00:22:21,405 --> 00:22:23,485
‎“すごい偶然だ”

414
00:22:23,605 --> 00:22:24,805
‎信じ難い

415
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,525
‎で ４枚目だ　“ワォ”

416
00:22:27,925 --> 00:22:28,845
‎（ワォ）

417
00:22:28,925 --> 00:22:30,325
‎でも５枚目で‎―

418
00:22:30,405 --> 00:22:32,885
‎“これは前代未聞だ”と

419
00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:34,965
‎確かに記録はない

420
00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:35,965
‎メモは？

421
00:22:36,045 --> 00:22:37,885
‎全部 ここに

422
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,685
‎来週の新聞に載るかな？

423
00:22:42,205 --> 00:22:45,045
‎急いで書きます
‎大スクープだ

424
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,885
‎デニースが喜んだだろうな

425
00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:49,205
‎妻なんだ

426
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,205
‎昨年 亡くなった

427
00:22:52,445 --> 00:22:53,805
‎心の支えだった

428
00:22:54,445 --> 00:22:56,805
‎何でも彼女に話した

429
00:22:57,045 --> 00:23:01,325
‎共有できなきゃ
‎何事も楽しさは半減だ

430
00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:04,245
‎辛い日もあるが‎―

431
00:23:04,325 --> 00:23:08,405
‎生きてると こういう
‎小さな奇跡が時々 起きる

432
00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:10,965
‎落ち込んでられない

433
00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:12,645
‎前進しないと

434
00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:16,285
‎誕生日おめでとう

435
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:18,845
‎ありがとう

436
00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:24,205
‎クソ

437
00:23:29,645 --> 00:23:32,285
‎ドッグフード売り場は？

438
00:23:32,365 --> 00:23:33,965
‎キャットフードの横です

439
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:38,725
‎じゃあ もうひとつ質問
‎キャットフードはどこ？

440
00:23:39,165 --> 00:23:41,125
‎２番の列です

441
00:23:41,525 --> 00:23:43,925
‎どうも　そこ動かないで

442
00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:45,045
‎はい

443
00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:49,685
‎お済みですか？

444
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:08,085
‎おい　カネあるか？

445
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,005
‎あるよ

446
00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:12,645
‎何？

447
00:24:15,525 --> 00:24:17,085
‎カネはある

448
00:24:18,085 --> 00:24:19,205
‎よこせよ

449
00:24:25,085 --> 00:24:25,925
‎なんで？

450
00:24:26,005 --> 00:24:28,045
‎出さないと殺す

451
00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:31,765
‎普通は それで‎―

452
00:24:32,165 --> 00:24:33,445
‎うまくいく

453
00:24:33,725 --> 00:24:37,125
‎殺すと言われて
‎みんなカネを出す

454
00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:40,685
‎家族が襲われると
‎思う人もいる

455
00:24:40,765 --> 00:24:42,285
‎俺は独り身だ

456
00:24:42,885 --> 00:24:45,605
‎それに もうどうでもいい

457
00:24:45,765 --> 00:24:46,885
‎カネは渡さない

458
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,365
‎バカか？

459
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,605
‎意に反して動くのに
‎疲れただけだ

460
00:24:51,685 --> 00:24:54,645
‎それに選択肢は常にある

461
00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:57,565
‎この場合 暴力沙汰か‎―

462
00:24:57,765 --> 00:24:59,925
‎黙ってカネを渡すかだ

463
00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:02,845
‎２人のクソガキに

464
00:25:03,565 --> 00:25:04,365
‎何？

465
00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:06,565
‎うせろ

466
00:25:09,005 --> 00:25:10,885
‎消えてくれ

467
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,925
‎これは誰のせいでもない

468
00:25:50,325 --> 00:25:52,805
‎あなたは すぐ すねるけど

469
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,005
‎善良な心を持ってる

470
00:25:55,685 --> 00:25:58,045
‎生来 いい人間なの

471
00:26:00,045 --> 00:26:01,965
‎会ってすぐわかった

472
00:26:02,045 --> 00:26:03,885
‎稲妻みたいに

473
00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:09,485
‎あれから ずっと好きよ

474
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,725
‎おデブさん！

475
00:26:28,445 --> 00:26:31,205
‎日曜日なのに！
‎くそったれ！

476
00:26:32,485 --> 00:26:34,285
‎口が悪いな

477
00:26:34,645 --> 00:26:36,285
‎トニーったら！

478
00:26:36,885 --> 00:26:38,325
‎ひどすぎる！

479
00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:39,045
‎え ？

480
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:39,885
‎何で？

481
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:43,005
‎驚くのは心臓にいいよ

482
00:26:43,085 --> 00:26:44,165
‎やめて！