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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎我希望你难过一辈子

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‎但多少也要有一点

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‎我要葬礼上的每个人都痛哭流涕

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‎但别太过分 别放不下

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‎继续往前看

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‎起身 别老整天待在床上闷闷不乐的

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‎出去 拉开窗帘

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‎享受阳光…

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‎趁你还能

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‎饿了吗？

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‎你要是会开罐头 我早就死了

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‎但你不会 对吧？ 因为你没用

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‎谁没用？

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‎你啊！

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‎你

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‎你没用 乖丫头

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‎还是要我投进门里吗？

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‎不 给我吧

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‎只是一张迈克和贝丝写的明信片
‎不管他们是谁

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‎朋友

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‎上面写了什么？

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‎就写了：“玩得很开心”
‎还有“迈克拉肚子了”

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‎很好

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‎那就希望等我瞎了你还是我的邮差

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‎撤吧

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‎我们去了我们常去的
‎那家不错的希腊餐厅

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‎就是在路的尽头的那家

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‎希拉又心情不好了

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‎我疯了

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‎他们如果回答你 你才算疯了

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‎他的确会回答我

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‎都说些什么？

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‎看我问他些什么

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‎当然

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‎你妈妈？

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‎我老婆

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‎噢

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‎节哀顺变

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‎斯坦是我老公

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‎我是安妮

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‎我是托尼

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‎幸会

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‎他人看起来不错

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‎-他同意吗？
‎-当然

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‎从来没有不同意过我
‎48年来一次都没有

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‎我没有那么久

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‎我今天在墓地
‎遇到了一位不错的女士 老爸

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‎别告诉丽莎

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‎我操

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‎她年纪和你更相仿

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‎一点儿伟哥 你爸是李刚

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‎他是吗？

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‎与你聊天总是很开心

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‎好 终于好了

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‎-嗨
‎-真不好意思 噢 嗨

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‎泡了杯茶

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‎两块糖

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‎好吧 来给你处理一下
‎梳一梳头发

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‎其实看起来也挺不错 是吧？

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‎今天外面天气不错
‎咋们等下到花园去

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‎我不知道你是怎样做到的

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‎-做到什么？
‎-不被逼疯

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‎他不知道你在说啥吧？

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‎我敢断定他不记得你

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‎他不知道自己还活着

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‎-有什么意义？
‎-什么叫“有什么意义？”

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‎他们能帮我们的时候都帮了
‎现在不行了

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‎他连自己都帮不了 所以让我来

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‎不 我知道
‎但这对他来说是最好的吗？

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‎我们不知道他们的感受 对吧？

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‎他们自己也不知道

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‎所以以防万一 对他们好点 好吗？

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‎我爸已经完全不在了

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‎我感觉很糟糕 因为我没…

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‎我每天都去看他

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‎如果我没有每天去看他的话
‎我会感觉糟糕

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‎而当我真的每天都去看他时

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‎我离开时感觉很糟糕
‎因为太令人沮丧了

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‎我知道我没在好好地思考
‎但我不想好好地思考

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‎因为当我那么做的时候
‎我感觉更他妈的沮丧

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‎因为我只想倒头大睡

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‎你知道吗 我还没…

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‎抱歉 我让你无聊了吗？

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‎刚刚在推特上与一个极品白痴医科生
‎争了起来

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‎现在他把我拉黑了 因为他接受不了

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‎真窝囊

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‎嗯 没错

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‎我很想见见他

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‎是吗？

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‎狠狠地把他揍一顿

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‎去买海洛因？

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‎对

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‎-那能买得到多少？
‎-就…

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‎就那么一小包

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‎或许有天我会加入你

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‎嗯 随时

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‎今晚？

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‎-什么意思？
‎-我今晚想试试海洛因

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‎啥 你吗？真的？

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‎是啊 为什么不？去他的

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‎多少钱一试？

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‎一试 一剂 你具体想要什么？

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‎不是注射

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‎受不了针头 还有艾滋病
‎我不想因那而死

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‎共用针头才会染上艾滋病
‎反正这年代

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‎得了也死不了 所以…

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‎所以一切都在前进 是吧？

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‎甚至是艾滋病

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‎嗯 我看你最好是
‎卷一点在烟卷里一起抽

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‎没什么大不了

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‎那就是吸食了

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‎是

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‎好

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‎给我…

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‎二十英镑的份 只想来一点尝尝

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‎好

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‎七点左右过来？

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‎嗯

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‎-知道我住哪里吗？
‎-知道

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‎还有 低调…

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‎-好吧？
‎-好

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‎-准备好了吗 贾波？
‎-马上

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‎你能抓一大把他的脖子

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‎像只哈巴狗

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‎好吗？

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‎一切还好吗？

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‎我依然孤独 生气 痛苦
‎迫不及待想要结束这一切 你呢？

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‎我很好 谢谢

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‎你今晚若没自尽的打算
‎还愿意来帮我照顾乔治吗？

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‎行 我们说好几点来着？

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‎五点左右

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‎我和吉尔有点事 几个小时就能搞定
‎我们七点前就会回来

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‎七点 七点前？

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‎我得… 我七点有事

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‎-对
‎-好吧

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‎你刚对他脖子干了什么？

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‎我只是在给珊迪指点指点
‎这脖子的手感

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‎根本不像是个脖子
‎更像是乳房 或阴囊

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‎这俩地方可不会让你摸

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‎-那你没意见吧？
‎-嗯 没事

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‎他点头了

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‎-你没意见吧？
‎-嗯

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‎我抓他脖子 她会有什么意见？

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‎今时今日 这是个雷区

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‎-还有 那报导你做还是不做？
‎-做 现在就去做 来吧

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‎你小的时候是那样被拎着走的吗？

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‎-等下见
‎-再会

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‎-再会

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‎哇

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‎言语无法形容 真的太…

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‎你花了多长时间精通这双鼻孔竖笛？

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‎几个星期 每天几个小时 对吧？

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‎是啊 老天 把我给逼疯了

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‎是吗…

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‎不过一切都是值得的

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‎-是啊
‎-是吧… 真棒

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‎因为我还没找到工作

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‎-没吗？
‎-没 所以我有大把时间

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‎好好利用它

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‎说来有点好笑 因为就今天早上

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‎我还在想 我这条命一文不值

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‎而我绝对应该自杀 然后…

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‎会让你思考 对吧？

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‎是啊

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‎拍张照呗？

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‎竖笛就位

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‎把它给插进去 对了 就是这样

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‎我操

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‎-多谢啦
‎-多谢

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‎谢谢你

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‎哦 我操

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‎那真是搞笑

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‎真是吗？

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‎一个还跟她妈住在一起的胖仔
‎没工作

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‎所以就把竖笛给塞到鼻孔里去
‎然后想让全世界都知道

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‎人为什么宁愿作为废材而出名
‎也不愿意不出名？

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‎那是几时开始的？

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‎都是用来逗人开心的
‎我们做这些报导

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‎是让人们读了会说：“噢 那真有趣”

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‎像场车祸一样

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‎当你在高速公路上减速 你说：

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‎“噢 那真有趣 我真希望我没看见”

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‎我能同时吹两支吗？

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‎-你和他妈说了些啥？
‎-问我能不能给她打电话

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‎-为什么？
‎-什么意思？

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‎-为什么需要给她打电话？
‎-约会

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‎-你约肥仔他娘出去约会了？
‎-对

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‎-难以置信
‎-为啥？

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‎-不专业 丢脸
‎-对谁而言？

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‎对我 可能对她也是

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‎她答应了

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‎真怪 你遇见一位
‎想让胖儿子上报纸的女人

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‎而你马上就泡她

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‎我有很强的性欲

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‎你我从此以后不再提那几个字

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‎噢 它朝我们这边走来了

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‎别动 它可能就不会看见我们

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‎噢 不 我们完了 它停下来了

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‎-都好吧？
‎-嗨

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‎你会做奇怪的梦吗？

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‎有时候会

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‎是啊…

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‎你呢？

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‎此刻没梦 因为我不在睡梦中

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‎但就算有 我也不会把它告诉任何人

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‎因为让一个人告诉你他做了什么梦
‎是最无聊的事

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‎那你觉得这个梦怎么样？

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‎-她就是要告诉我们…
‎-我看着镜子

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‎而我看起来特奇怪

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‎我的头发能一把抓下来

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‎我知道你的感受

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‎然后我摸摸牙齿 牙齿也松动了

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‎但其实那不是我 而是个婴儿

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‎那到底意味着什么？

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‎哇 你梦见了婴儿、头发和牙齿？

217
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,485
‎哇 我不知道是弗洛伊德还是荣格

218
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,085
‎说你要是做了那个梦
‎然后把它告诉别人

219
00:12:23,165 --> 00:12:24,485
‎那你就真是他妈的无聊

220
00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:25,805
‎没礼貌

221
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,885
‎但梦会是个好专栏 对吧？

222
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,925
‎不对 但让我来告诉你什么好
‎如我说的 我最近睡不着

223
00:12:32,005 --> 00:12:35,125
‎所以你要是能每天晚上过来
‎跟我聊个五分钟

224
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,645
‎然后当我陷入昏迷时偷偷溜出去

225
00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,685
‎那就真的太好了

226
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:42,365
‎我为报纸想到了另一个好特稿

227
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,445
‎梦幻晚宴派对的嘉宾

228
00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,965
‎是不是很棒？挑你最喜欢的五个人
‎并解释为什么

229
00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:49,045
‎是啊 为什么

230
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,365
‎你会选谁？
‎五个人 活着的死了的都行

231
00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:53,325
‎-死了的
‎-谁啊？

232
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,125
‎-不重要 都死了就行
‎-我知道我的名单

233
00:12:56,205 --> 00:12:58,245
‎-废话
‎-第一 詹姆斯柯登

234
00:12:58,325 --> 00:13:00,645
‎-干掉我吧
‎-我们能在《拼车卡拉OK》节目里做

235
00:13:00,725 --> 00:13:02,245
‎你能不能做《拼车你去死吧》?

236
00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:03,765
‎那男人什么都能干

237
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:06,205
‎-而且都干了
‎-我知道酷孩子们都不喜欢他

238
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,765
‎但他从不停止工作

239
00:13:07,845 --> 00:13:10,525
‎-主要是当司机
‎-他是个工作狂 像我一样

240
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:11,885
‎戴安娜王妃

241
00:13:12,645 --> 00:13:14,685
‎她会知道她是怎么死的
‎以及发生了什么事

242
00:13:14,765 --> 00:13:17,085
‎所以我们能一次性彻底搞明白

243
00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,685
‎所以你让这个可怜的女人起死回生

244
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,845
‎为的就是问问她是如何死的？

245
00:13:21,925 --> 00:13:24,965
‎死人都想诉说他们的故事以得到安息

246
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:27,885
‎她才没安息 她和你还有他妈的柯登
‎在同一个房间里

247
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,325
‎-戆豆先生
‎-虚构的

248
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:30,565
‎搞笑的还差不多

249
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,765
‎你邀请千万富翁罗温艾金森

250
00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:38,085
‎和你 一位死了的女人 以及柯登
‎一起参加晚宴派对

251
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:42,365
‎而你指望他继续扮演他妈的戆豆先生
‎长达三个小时？

252
00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,285
‎我请谁我说了算

253
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,885
‎凯文哈特 世界上最搞笑的人

254
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,285
‎-四位了 对吧？
‎-嗯

255
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:52,445
‎迈克尔杰克逊

256
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:58,965
‎杰克若走进房门 柯登马上就射了
‎把大家都他妈的淋湿

257
00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:00,605
‎你需要长大了

258
00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:04,805
‎史上最糟糕的晚宴派对

259
00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:08,685
‎噢 太好了

260
00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:11,845
‎-忙吗？
‎-努力忙着

261
00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:13,645
‎从办公室望过来你不像是很忙

262
00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:16,245
‎所以我们在努力工作时
‎你一直在那儿望 打扰我们？

263
00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:19,405
‎做我要求你做的事行不 拜托？
‎你该教珊迪怎样…

264
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,565
‎她学到了很多

265
00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:22,845
‎拜托了

266
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:32,445
‎好 开始了 来吧

267
00:14:32,525 --> 00:14:33,725
‎-不 别闹
‎-来嘛

268
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,845
‎-这也太蠢了 你会受伤的
‎-为啥？

269
00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:38,725
‎-因为你老了
‎-我才不老 快点

270
00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:40,965
‎-我也老了 而且我还醉了
‎-来吧

271
00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:43,285
‎-我知道 但醉了更好
‎-不 那很愚蠢

272
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:45,485
‎喝醉的人弹跳力更好
‎好了 来吧

273
00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:48,445
‎我要是砸到你了 我不会送你去急诊

274
00:14:48,845 --> 00:14:50,765
‎好 开始

275
00:14:50,845 --> 00:14:53,645
‎白痴 啊 我飞起来了！

276
00:14:55,485 --> 00:14:56,525
‎耶！

277
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,805
‎放手 宝贝 放手

278
00:14:58,885 --> 00:15:02,045
‎哇！

279
00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:11,085
‎那么你对什么样的新闻感兴趣？

280
00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:13,845
‎你不用照顾我的

281
00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:16,445
‎我很高兴就静静坐在这里

282
00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:19,165
‎我喜欢清净

283
00:15:19,765 --> 00:15:22,645
‎我和我爸妈和哥哥姐姐住在一起
‎所以…

284
00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:25,005
‎家里的氛围有时会活跃过头

285
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,645
‎-干嘛？
‎-对不起

286
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,205
‎-干嘛？怎么了？

287
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:33,085
‎你很伤心

288
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,925
‎没事 真的

289
00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:38,605
‎我的婚姻持续了25年 非常幸福

290
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,285
‎现在结束了 那不是你的问题

291
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:43,965
‎-你没想要孩子吗？
‎-没

292
00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:46,285
‎烦人的小混球们

293
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,605
‎你还是可以快乐起来的

294
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:53,525
‎我会试试 但别哭了

295
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,565
‎不然人家会以为我说了什么难听的话

296
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:56,685
‎-好
‎-好

297
00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:01,605
‎这就是我不要孩子的原因
‎他们又多鼻涕又可悲

298
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:05,965
‎噢 他又要开餐了 快看

299
00:16:27,565 --> 00:16:29,885
‎-他叫你看我吃饭 对吧？
‎-嗯

300
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:32,205
‎-想法？
‎-还好啊

301
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,485
‎没错 我把食物放进嘴里

302
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:37,725
‎咀嚼 吞下 就跟大家一样

303
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:40,725
‎但从我这角度
‎看起来就像是那种超级摄影

304
00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:45,805
‎他们将一只正在啃包菜的蜗牛
‎放大一千倍

305
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:48,765
‎不 没那样的事
‎你不会有看到我吃包菜的那一天

306
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:50,765
‎我爷爷从不吃包菜

307
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,325
‎他是死于这家伙即将死于的
‎糖尿病吗？

308
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:54,485
‎不是 大肠癌

309
00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:59,845
‎-你饮食中是否有摄取纤维？
‎-有啊 大把

310
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:02,045
‎-啥蔬菜啥水果？
‎-每天要五份

311
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,285
‎-你一天吃几份蔬果？
‎-十

312
00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:05,925
‎-土豆不算
‎-那就没了

313
00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:28,565
‎我的天啊 托尼

314
00:17:29,725 --> 00:17:31,725
‎你真是个王八蛋

315
00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:34,245
‎-画得真好
‎-谢谢

316
00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:35,845
‎我觉得我有功劳

317
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:39,565
‎对 就那一小部分 你能在部分上签名

318
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:41,805
‎就我吓了一跳画到的那部分

319
00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:49,925
‎-嘿 还好吧？
‎-好 嗨 乔治

320
00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:53,165
‎-我大概七点回来
‎-确保是七点 我有那…事

321
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:55,165
‎-好 没问题 再见
‎-好

322
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:56,965
‎乔治 别为托尼叔叔添麻烦！

323
00:17:59,325 --> 00:18:02,245
‎还有 也许你就别提想自尽的事了

324
00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:04,325
‎好像我会似的

325
00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:06,725
‎对不起 知道了 好

326
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,205
‎要是他提起了那咋办？

327
00:18:10,645 --> 00:18:11,645
‎他为什么会提起？

328
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,685
‎他不会 跟你开个玩笑

329
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:15,925
‎哦

330
00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:19,005
‎-好吧 等下见
‎-拜

331
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:25,565
‎要喝点什么吗？

332
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:26,685
‎要 谢谢

333
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,325
‎威士忌？

334
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:38,365
‎我知道我们有… 可乐

335
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,965
‎爹地说丽莎阿姨过世后你很难过

336
00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:49,605
‎嗯

337
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,085
‎我也很难过

338
00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,805
‎我有时会梦见她

339
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:55,965
‎我也是

340
00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:58,205
‎医生为什么没让她好起来？

341
00:19:00,165 --> 00:19:01,005
‎他们试了

342
00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:03,325
‎耶稣为什么没救她？

343
00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:05,005
‎因为他是个混蛋

344
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,405
‎-别告诉你爸妈我这么说
‎-我不会

345
00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:11,205
‎-要喝茶吗？
‎-不要

346
00:19:11,845 --> 00:19:13,325
‎-饿吗？
‎-饿了

347
00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:15,485
‎要去咖啡馆吗？

348
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,365
‎-要
‎-好 那走吧

349
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,365
‎-你有钱吗？
‎-没

350
00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:23,285
‎屌丝

351
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,125
‎想来点啥？

352
00:19:29,645 --> 00:19:31,005
‎炸鱼条和茄汁豆

353
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,845
‎选得好 那我也来一份

354
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:38,325
‎-请问想点些什么？
‎-给我们俩都来份炸鱼条和茄汁豆

355
00:19:38,405 --> 00:19:40,645
‎不好意思 那只是儿童菜单的选项

356
00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:42,205
‎对 我不是很饿

357
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:43,685
‎我不能让你点那个

358
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,085
‎-什么意思？
‎-是给儿童的菜单

359
00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:49,885
‎但是… 儿童吃的我也能吃 对吧？

360
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,325
‎对 但那只要4.99英镑

361
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,885
‎我知道 因为份量比较小

362
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:58,205
‎我付的是儿童价
‎但我得到的是儿童的份量

363
00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:01,485
‎对 但我们卖便宜一些
‎因为是给儿童吃的

364
00:20:01,925 --> 00:20:03,485
‎我知道 因为份量比较小

365
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:06,005
‎份量小是因为他们人小
‎而不是因为优惠

366
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,405
‎或因为他们失业 对吧？
‎再说了 是大人在付钱 所以…

367
00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:10,325
‎规则是这样

368
00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:12,725
‎是吗？

369
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:15,085
‎行

370
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:17,965
‎他要吃炸鱼条和茄汁豆…

371
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,085
‎两次

372
00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:22,925
‎不 你会吃掉其中一份 对吧？

373
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:24,605
‎那么你自己要点啥？

374
00:20:24,685 --> 00:20:26,925
‎我说了 我不是很饿 就要杯咖啡吧

375
00:20:32,805 --> 00:20:33,805
‎两份都是他的吧？

376
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:43,085
‎好吃不？

377
00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:05,565
‎他妈的

378
00:21:06,205 --> 00:21:07,645
‎你的该死的老爹呢？

379
00:21:11,245 --> 00:21:13,605
‎可千万别是朱利安

380
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:16,125
‎谢天谢地

381
00:21:17,725 --> 00:21:19,125
‎-乔治！
‎-非常抱歉

382
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,685
‎-我遇到了…
‎-没事 再会 拜拜

383
00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:22,725
‎出来啦 挺好吧？

384
00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:25,205
‎-明天见
‎-一切都好吧?

385
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,925
‎-玩得开心不？
‎-是的 你可以走…

386
00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:27,845
‎操

387
00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:30,405
‎-嘿 你来这里干什么？
‎-因为…

388
00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:33,845
‎他过来谈谈开始送报纸的事

389
00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:36,645
‎噢 很好

390
00:21:36,845 --> 00:21:38,325
‎对 没错

391
00:21:38,405 --> 00:21:40,125
‎-外卖吗？
‎-是毒品

392
00:21:40,205 --> 00:21:41,685
‎-你不用回答的…
‎-啥是…

393
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:43,605
‎而且已经七点了 快撤吧

394
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,405
‎-好吧
‎-进来

395
00:21:46,165 --> 00:21:47,245
‎都还好吧？

396
00:21:47,325 --> 00:21:49,565
‎你为什么非要说是毒品？