1 00:00:10,965 --> 00:00:12,165 Keep being funny. 2 00:00:12,565 --> 00:00:16,525 Tell jokes... at the funeral, or at the party after. 3 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:18,645 There'd better be a party after. 4 00:00:19,405 --> 00:00:22,805 You're always funny at parties. You always get drunk and overexcited. 5 00:00:23,165 --> 00:00:26,685 Running around like a fat, little annoying Santa with your rosy cheeks, 6 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,125 making everyone laugh. 7 00:00:28,725 --> 00:00:30,925 Then you have a sort of spiritual hangover the next day, 8 00:00:31,005 --> 00:00:32,685 worried you'd offended so and so. 9 00:00:33,285 --> 00:00:35,125 [laughs] You never had, though. 10 00:00:36,685 --> 00:00:37,885 You just made 'em laugh. 11 00:00:38,525 --> 00:00:39,685 Just keep being funny. 12 00:00:41,005 --> 00:00:42,165 You're a lovely man. 13 00:00:43,845 --> 00:00:45,845 [poignant music] 14 00:01:44,525 --> 00:01:45,365 You all right, George? 15 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:49,845 What's the matter? 16 00:01:51,085 --> 00:01:52,085 Robbie hit me. 17 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:53,565 Why? 18 00:01:53,845 --> 00:01:55,605 He always does, every day. 19 00:01:56,365 --> 00:01:57,445 Which one's Robbie? 20 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,325 -[smaller boy] Stop it! -The one with the branch? 21 00:02:05,245 --> 00:02:06,205 Are you Robbie? 22 00:02:06,925 --> 00:02:08,725 -Yeah. -[Tony] Robbie, come here. 23 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:10,565 Listen up, right? 24 00:02:11,485 --> 00:02:13,165 I'm an escaped lunatic, 25 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:15,845 and I like murdering little fat kids like you, 26 00:02:15,925 --> 00:02:19,205 so if you hit George or anyone else, I'm gonna come to your house - 27 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:20,205 I know where you live - 28 00:02:20,285 --> 00:02:23,165 and while you're asleep, I'll smash your stupid head in with this hammer. 29 00:02:23,245 --> 00:02:24,165 Do you understand? 30 00:02:29,405 --> 00:02:31,925 I just threatened a ten-year-old kid with a hammer. 31 00:02:32,605 --> 00:02:33,685 They've gotta learn. 32 00:02:33,765 --> 00:02:35,325 [Tony] He was bullying George, and I said 33 00:02:35,725 --> 00:02:38,605 I'd murder him in his sleep if he did it again. 34 00:02:44,085 --> 00:02:46,085 -Oh... Hello. -Hi. 35 00:02:46,445 --> 00:02:48,805 He's going to murder a kid with a hammer 36 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:50,205 if he doesn't behave. 37 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:54,525 [laughs] So did you... go on your date, then? 38 00:02:54,605 --> 00:02:55,445 Yeah. 39 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,085 Was it a success? 40 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:59,525 No, it was... awful... 41 00:03:00,285 --> 00:03:03,125 -awkward... just the worst. -[snickers] 42 00:03:03,565 --> 00:03:06,965 The one good thing about my life is that I never have to do that shit again. 43 00:03:07,045 --> 00:03:08,485 Oh, I know what you mean. 44 00:03:08,565 --> 00:03:10,885 You know, I'm genuinely happy on my own. 45 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:11,965 Just me and the dog. 46 00:03:12,045 --> 00:03:14,005 -Me and my cat. -[Tony] Exactly. 47 00:03:14,765 --> 00:03:17,365 When the dog goes, and him, 48 00:03:17,925 --> 00:03:21,405 I'll have no responsibility for anything ever again. 49 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,325 I can do what I like. 50 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:24,645 Mm-hm. 51 00:03:25,725 --> 00:03:28,045 Well, you'll never have to come here again, so... 52 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:29,565 [Emma laughs] 53 00:03:29,645 --> 00:03:31,645 [clock ticking] 54 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,125 -Right. -Okay. 55 00:03:34,685 --> 00:03:35,805 -I've gotta-- -Yeah. 56 00:03:35,885 --> 00:03:37,445 -See you. -See you later. 57 00:03:49,405 --> 00:03:50,645 Valerie, um... 58 00:03:50,845 --> 00:03:52,925 call me when my girlfriend gets here, please. 59 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,605 But you'll see her. 60 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:56,245 What? 61 00:03:56,525 --> 00:03:58,085 Yeah, just call me, huh? 62 00:03:58,725 --> 00:04:00,205 She's bringing me in a treat. 63 00:04:00,685 --> 00:04:01,525 Women. 64 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:03,245 Bloody love 'em, though. 65 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:08,125 Oh, hey. How was the date? 66 00:04:08,205 --> 00:04:09,045 The worst. 67 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,085 -Oh, no. -Yeah. 68 00:04:10,165 --> 00:04:13,165 -I thought you'd have so much in common. -Well, she didn't want to be there, 69 00:04:13,245 --> 00:04:15,565 she drank like a fish, swore like a trooper, 70 00:04:15,645 --> 00:04:18,365 er, she was narcissistic, rude. 71 00:04:18,445 --> 00:04:19,325 Yeah, exactly. 72 00:04:20,485 --> 00:04:23,445 Good one. Luckily, I got it in first that I didn't want to be there either, 73 00:04:24,045 --> 00:04:25,765 and that I miss my wife, and that... 74 00:04:26,645 --> 00:04:27,685 I wanna kill myself. 75 00:04:27,965 --> 00:04:31,005 And then she teased me that I couldn't commit suicide 76 00:04:31,085 --> 00:04:32,245 as well as her dead husband. 77 00:04:32,325 --> 00:04:33,845 -[Braden] Sounds brilliant. -[Tony] Yeah. 78 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,485 Then I tried to knock a couple of muggers off a moped. 79 00:04:37,085 --> 00:04:38,245 Stole their hammer. 80 00:04:38,325 --> 00:04:39,525 You were mugged again? 81 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:40,445 No. 82 00:04:40,925 --> 00:04:41,925 A woman was... 83 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:43,405 But as they went past me... 84 00:04:44,845 --> 00:04:47,245 I've always wanted to knock a twat off a motorbike. 85 00:04:47,325 --> 00:04:49,645 I hate the way they rev up for no reason. 86 00:04:49,885 --> 00:04:53,165 The fact they were muggers was a bonus. It sort of justified it. 87 00:04:53,525 --> 00:04:55,205 And what d'you mean, you stole their hammer? 88 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:58,005 I confiscated it, really. They dropped it, so I thought, 89 00:04:58,085 --> 00:04:58,965 "I'll have that." 90 00:04:59,045 --> 00:05:03,005 It's a good one as well, so not a complete waste of an evening. 91 00:05:03,725 --> 00:05:06,205 -[drawer opens] -[hammer clatters] 92 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:07,165 [drawer slams] 93 00:05:07,845 --> 00:05:09,005 [Braden smacks his lips] 94 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:10,005 Good. 95 00:05:11,525 --> 00:05:13,325 Can I just talk to you about something a sec? 96 00:05:13,765 --> 00:05:14,605 Yeah. 97 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:25,405 [Braden exhales] 98 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,605 Um, did you hear about Julian? 99 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,925 -The guy who distributes the newspapers. -Yeah. 100 00:05:31,325 --> 00:05:32,885 He was found dead this morning. 101 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:35,005 From an overdose, heroin. 102 00:05:37,285 --> 00:05:38,205 Yep. 103 00:05:39,645 --> 00:05:41,125 It's so sad. I didn't even... 104 00:05:41,685 --> 00:05:43,085 I... I had no idea. I... 105 00:05:45,885 --> 00:05:46,965 I gave him the money. 106 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,085 For what? 107 00:05:50,845 --> 00:05:51,685 For drugs. 108 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:55,805 Yeah, but you couldn't have known that he would overdose, though. 109 00:05:57,685 --> 00:05:58,525 Well... 110 00:05:58,605 --> 00:06:00,205 -Fuck's sake, Tony. -What? 111 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,925 Don't say that. Don't even joke about things like that. 112 00:06:03,165 --> 00:06:04,925 What? Why? What's... 113 00:06:05,005 --> 00:06:07,245 Because you're the godfather to my son. 114 00:06:07,525 --> 00:06:09,725 -Right-- -Because you're not a fucking psychopath. 115 00:06:09,805 --> 00:06:11,085 -Okay. -Why would you say... 116 00:06:11,165 --> 00:06:12,805 Why would you even tell me that? 117 00:06:14,605 --> 00:06:15,565 You didn't know. 118 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,045 -Just tell me you didn't know. -Right. I couldn't know... 119 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,365 -Right. -...it was gonna... 120 00:06:22,205 --> 00:06:23,165 you know, work. 121 00:06:23,725 --> 00:06:25,845 "Work"? Are you fucking kidding me? 122 00:06:25,925 --> 00:06:28,725 He was a heroin addict, okay? That's what he did. 123 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,365 Right? It's what he wanted, obviously. 124 00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:33,005 -So-- -Tell me that you didn't know 125 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:36,925 that he was gonna kill himself, or I'm not gonna let you see George again, okay? 126 00:06:38,805 --> 00:06:39,645 I didn't know. 127 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,445 Obviously not. 128 00:06:43,725 --> 00:06:44,565 Okay. 129 00:06:45,445 --> 00:06:47,125 You didn't... Yeah, you didn't know. 130 00:06:50,725 --> 00:06:52,205 [keyboard clicking] 131 00:06:53,565 --> 00:06:54,605 [Lenny] Here she is. 132 00:06:55,205 --> 00:06:56,605 -Who? -[Lenny] My bird. 133 00:06:57,445 --> 00:06:59,565 -[scoffing] My bird. -[Len] Come in. Take a seat. 134 00:07:01,445 --> 00:07:03,925 -Bread pudding delivery. -[Lenny] Lovely. Thanks, love. 135 00:07:04,005 --> 00:07:07,805 Um, everyone, this is my girlfriend, June. June, everyone. 136 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:09,525 -Hello. -Hi, June. 137 00:07:10,365 --> 00:07:12,925 So... what's it like going out with... 138 00:07:13,925 --> 00:07:14,765 that? 139 00:07:16,445 --> 00:07:17,285 It's lovely. 140 00:07:17,365 --> 00:07:18,285 -Is it? -[June] Yeah. 141 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,045 [Tony] What do you mean? 142 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,365 He's good with my boy. 143 00:07:21,445 --> 00:07:22,965 -Right. -[June] Got a lot in common, 144 00:07:23,045 --> 00:07:24,405 -my two little fatties. -[Tony] Oh. 145 00:07:24,685 --> 00:07:27,125 [June] Mm-hm. I love it when they fight over Creme Eggs. 146 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:28,565 -Not fighting. -You do. 147 00:07:28,645 --> 00:07:30,485 No, he's just... He gets a bit grabby. 148 00:07:30,565 --> 00:07:35,365 [Tony] Aw! He tells me you were attracted to his style even before his personality. 149 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:37,685 -Yeah. -[Tony] Wow. 150 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,685 -Love everything about him. -[Tony] Right. 151 00:07:40,205 --> 00:07:41,285 Especially his body. 152 00:07:42,285 --> 00:07:43,125 Really? 153 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:44,645 [Tony] Wh-wh-why? 154 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,485 Why? What's... 155 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:47,445 He's 'ot. 156 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:50,005 'Ot? 157 00:07:50,085 --> 00:07:52,685 Yeah, like his body temperature's warm, like hot to the touch. 158 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:54,845 -Oh, right. -So when he's naked, it's like cuddling 159 00:07:54,925 --> 00:07:56,085 -a big baby. -[Tony, gasps] Oh. 160 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:58,805 And his skin's dead smooth when he gets out the bath. 161 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,765 Very cuddly, yeah. 162 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:04,605 And have you noticed the roll of, um... 163 00:08:05,325 --> 00:08:07,125 flab on his neck? 164 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,885 -Back fat? -[Tony] No, not back fat, 165 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,845 but we'll come back to that, thank you. 166 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,965 Um, no. Next time he's lying naked, 167 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:17,205 just grab the back of his neck. Or get on him, if you like. 168 00:08:17,325 --> 00:08:20,125 Sit on him, grab the roll of fat on his back there, 169 00:08:20,205 --> 00:08:24,205 and blump him around the room like a big space hopper. 170 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:26,085 -That'd be good. -Don't want to hurt him, do I? 171 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:28,445 No. You just wanna cudd... I know. 172 00:08:28,525 --> 00:08:30,485 Wanna see a sexy picture of him just out the bath? 173 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:32,525 -Yes, please, June. -[June] I've got one here. 174 00:08:32,605 --> 00:08:35,325 [chuckling] You should probably... head off, love, shouldn't you? 175 00:08:35,405 --> 00:08:37,005 -Yeah. -Well, come back any time, though, 176 00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:39,525 'cause we're a local paper, so we need sort of... Aw! 177 00:08:39,725 --> 00:08:42,165 We need sort of local interest stories like this. 178 00:08:42,445 --> 00:08:44,365 -Ah, I forgot the custard. -Not to worry. 179 00:08:44,445 --> 00:08:46,205 Okay, next time, though. 180 00:08:46,965 --> 00:08:48,965 -[June] Never mind. -Yeah, all right. See you, love. 181 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:51,885 -Um, thanks for... -See you later. 182 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:52,965 Nice to meet you all. 183 00:08:53,045 --> 00:08:55,125 -Nice to meet you. -[Tony] Lovely to meet you. Cheers. 184 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:56,525 -[June] Ta-ra. -Thanks for the pud. 185 00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:57,965 [June] You're welcome! 186 00:08:59,045 --> 00:09:01,805 -[sighs] Fuckin' hell. -You make a lovely couple. 187 00:09:02,045 --> 00:09:02,885 Cheers. 188 00:09:05,485 --> 00:09:06,965 Someone for everyone, isn't there? 189 00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:09,085 Thanks. 190 00:09:11,045 --> 00:09:12,165 She's brilliant, mate. 191 00:09:13,205 --> 00:09:14,165 [Lenny] Cheers. 192 00:09:23,085 --> 00:09:24,245 [indistinct chatter] 193 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:30,965 -Oh. -Hi. 194 00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:32,845 [Emma] Hi. Twice in one day? 195 00:09:33,645 --> 00:09:37,205 -Somebody's popular. -It's just a slow workday, so-- 196 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,085 -Wish I had a slow workday. -You busy? 197 00:09:39,165 --> 00:09:41,005 Er... Yeah, just a bit. [chuckles] 198 00:09:41,085 --> 00:09:43,725 Just... Well, have a sit down. 199 00:09:50,805 --> 00:09:51,765 [clock ticking] 200 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,245 -That's all I've got. -[laughs] 201 00:09:55,205 --> 00:09:56,205 God. [slaps her leg] 202 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,725 -Okay, back to work. -[laughs] 203 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,525 -[Emma] Bye! -Bye. 204 00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:02,925 [chuckles] 205 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:04,925 [sniffs and chuckles] 206 00:10:05,845 --> 00:10:08,125 [woman] Well, I didn't breastfeed this time, 207 00:10:08,205 --> 00:10:09,725 not convenient. 208 00:10:09,805 --> 00:10:13,485 Obviously, I was still lactating, so I thought, "Waste not, want not," 209 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:15,365 so I expressed... 210 00:10:15,445 --> 00:10:17,485 and started making rice puddings. 211 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,045 -Out of your breast milk? -Good idea. 212 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,085 It's more natural, if you think about it, isn't it? 213 00:10:22,445 --> 00:10:25,085 For people to eat a pudding made from human milk. 214 00:10:25,165 --> 00:10:26,565 That's what we're used to, isn't it? 215 00:10:26,645 --> 00:10:28,125 Well, when we're babies, maybe. 216 00:10:28,205 --> 00:10:29,725 So I kept expressing-- 217 00:10:29,805 --> 00:10:31,765 And making... rice puddings. 218 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,245 Do other people eat these? 219 00:10:33,325 --> 00:10:34,845 Yeah, they lap it up. 220 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,325 And they know it's your breast milk? 221 00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:37,405 Yeah. 222 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:39,125 Who eats these? 223 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,885 Mr. Crosby at number five. 224 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:42,285 He can't get enough. 225 00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:44,565 -I mean, I can't make huge puddings. -Sure. 226 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,525 Sometimes I have to top it up with cow's milk. 227 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:47,645 Right. 228 00:10:47,725 --> 00:10:49,005 Anyway, do you want to try? 229 00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:51,605 Nah. We're fine, thank you-- 230 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:52,845 [slurping] 231 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:56,965 -Oh, God... Oh, God! -[slurping] 232 00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:58,485 -Are you okay? -[Tony gags] 233 00:10:58,565 --> 00:11:00,685 No, it's the sight of him just... -[slurping] 234 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:03,005 -slurping it up like a fat... -[gags] 235 00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:03,965 fuckin' Labrador. 236 00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:05,245 Oh, God. 237 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,445 [coughs] It's-- 238 00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,125 [retches] Oh, God. 239 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:10,445 [Tony retching] 240 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:11,965 Change the subject. 241 00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:14,445 So for the bread, I use my own vaginal yeast. 242 00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:15,965 [retching] 243 00:11:17,805 --> 00:11:18,725 [Tony] Thank you. 244 00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:24,365 You never need to use your own vaginal yeast to make bread. 245 00:11:24,525 --> 00:11:26,965 If you're making bread, "Oh, we've run out of yeast. 246 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,725 Oh, I know. I can use--" "Forget it. 247 00:11:28,805 --> 00:11:31,045 I'll go to the shops. We'll get a lovely loaf." 248 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,805 You've still got the fuckin' milk around your mouth. 249 00:11:33,885 --> 00:11:35,005 Oh, you pig! 250 00:11:36,685 --> 00:11:38,885 I've got to walk the dog. I'll see you later. 251 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,045 [Pat] All right? 252 00:12:18,245 --> 00:12:19,845 -[Tony] Yeah. -Been waiting for you. 253 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:20,965 Why? 254 00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:22,565 Postcard. 255 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,685 -Who's that from? -You, obviously. 256 00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:26,165 What's it say? 257 00:12:26,365 --> 00:12:27,965 -You know what it says. -Go on. 258 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,365 "To Pat. Stop reading my postcards, you nosy, scruffy cunt." 259 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,405 Not very nice, is it? 260 00:12:36,685 --> 00:12:38,845 It's not addressed to you, is it? It's addressed to me. 261 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,205 Yeah, but you knew I'd read it. 262 00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:41,405 And that's my point. 263 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,445 Good girl. Come on. 264 00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:47,885 I'm always angry. 265 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:49,005 [therapist, sighing] Yeah. 266 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,965 I hate the fact that people think... 267 00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:54,165 they can get away with being shit, you know? 268 00:12:55,085 --> 00:12:56,525 I was wound up the other day 269 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,925 by a woman walking along the street next to me, 270 00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:01,165 and she was shuffling. She wouldn't pick her... 271 00:13:01,245 --> 00:13:02,325 Pick your fuckin' feet up. 272 00:13:02,405 --> 00:13:04,365 Has no one ever told you how to fuckin' walk? 273 00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:05,285 You're an adult. 274 00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,445 I wanted to punch a bloke in the cafe yesterday 275 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,685 for yawning too loudly. 276 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:09,845 He was doing this... 277 00:13:09,925 --> 00:13:11,445 [exaggerated yawn] 278 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,765 Shut the fuck up! 279 00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:13,845 No one cares. 280 00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:16,005 It's like celebrating being tired. 281 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,725 We all get irritated by things, okay? 282 00:13:21,005 --> 00:13:23,245 I hate people who eat the ice in their gin and tonics. 283 00:13:23,325 --> 00:13:24,285 So do I. 284 00:13:24,565 --> 00:13:27,885 But I bet your first thought isn't, "I hope he chokes on that, 285 00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:30,725 and as he's on the floor gasping for air, 286 00:13:30,805 --> 00:13:32,005 I wanna lean in and go, 287 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,365 "That's what you get for eating ice, you fuckin' moron." 288 00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:36,845 No, it isn't. 289 00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:39,445 Welcome to the contents of my head. 290 00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:44,085 [yawning] 291 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,285 Excuse me. 292 00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:54,405 -Spare a moment for homeless children? -Sorry, no. 293 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,245 Don't care about children in poverty, then? 294 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,885 Not at the moment. I've got bigger problems. 295 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,325 Do bigger problems exist than the desperate poverty of a child? 296 00:14:01,605 --> 00:14:04,365 Sorry, I thought me saying I was busy was enough. 297 00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:07,645 What's the guilt tripping? And don't give me this altruism shit. 298 00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:10,685 You're not a volunteer. Everyone knows you're getting paid. 299 00:14:10,765 --> 00:14:13,965 You don't give a fuck about the charity or poverty-stricken kids. You want money. 300 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,045 I'd effectively be paying your wages, 301 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,565 you wiry, little twat. 302 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,525 [whistles] Four-eyes! 303 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:43,485 [groans] 304 00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:45,525 Please can I be in the paper? 305 00:14:46,045 --> 00:14:46,885 For what? 306 00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:47,845 Me. 307 00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:50,645 -My story. -What story? 308 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:53,805 I've got stories. You'll do stories about anything in here, won't you? 309 00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:55,965 What was it last week, "Woman Finds Hat in a Tree"? 310 00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,645 [snickers] Please... 311 00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:59,285 come and have a look at my home. 312 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,485 -[Tony] Why? -This is just the tip of the iceberg. 313 00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:02,405 You don't know. 314 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,765 No, I believe you. 315 00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:05,565 It's a tr... trevor tro... treasure trove. 316 00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:08,405 -Easy for you to say. -Collected loads of things over the years. 317 00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:10,645 Memorabilia and trophies and... 318 00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:12,085 my exploits. 319 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,165 If you're not convinced, I promise I'll never darken your door again. 320 00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:18,525 So if we come and look at your house, 321 00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:20,125 you'll never bother us-- 322 00:15:20,205 --> 00:15:21,045 Never. No. 323 00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:24,125 It'll make my year. 324 00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:27,925 D'you wanna go have a look? 325 00:15:28,365 --> 00:15:29,445 Yeah. [sighs] 326 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,605 Please bring the new girl. 327 00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:33,765 D'you want to watch us cover this story? 328 00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:35,685 -Yeah. All right. -[Tony] Yeah? 329 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,205 Here we go. 330 00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:48,605 Here we are. 331 00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,485 -[Tony] Fuckin' hell. -[Brian] Come in. 332 00:15:53,885 --> 00:15:55,445 This is the dining room. 333 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,445 Okay, come through. 334 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:03,765 [exhales] 335 00:16:03,845 --> 00:16:05,925 This is what I've been talking about. This is... 336 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:11,885 Questions? 337 00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:13,685 What's that smell? 338 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,605 Which one? 339 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,525 Like a clawing thing in the back of the throat. 340 00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:18,125 -Back of the throat. Dead mice. -Yeah-- 341 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,765 Back of the room. Back corner. Basically, I put some traps there 342 00:16:21,845 --> 00:16:24,325 a couple of years ago, and I can't get to them, so... 343 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:26,165 Any other questions? 344 00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:29,605 -What are they? -Cockroaches. 345 00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:31,325 I collect them. 346 00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:33,525 Basically, these little fellas are, um-- 347 00:16:33,605 --> 00:16:34,685 -Don't open it. -Okay. 348 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:39,045 My rule is, if you come onto my property, then I own you. 349 00:16:39,485 --> 00:16:40,325 Okay? 350 00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:42,205 Question three? 351 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,565 -How long have you been doing this? -Ooh. 352 00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:47,645 When did my wife leave me? [gasps] 353 00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:48,725 Seven years. 354 00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:51,605 Seven years ago. I thought I could do what I like with the place. 355 00:16:52,605 --> 00:16:53,605 So I just went for it. 356 00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:55,805 Yeah, which brings me to my next question, 357 00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:57,765 -and don't take this the wrong way... -No. 358 00:16:57,845 --> 00:16:59,565 Why have you never considered suicide? 359 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,485 I have. 360 00:17:01,245 --> 00:17:03,205 And why... didn't you go through with it? 361 00:17:03,285 --> 00:17:05,485 Because I decided it was too good for me. 362 00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:06,605 Wow. 363 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,085 [Brian] That's what you're dealing with. 364 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,925 -Cup of tea? -Definitely not. 365 00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:11,885 [Brian] Okay. 366 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:15,765 Brian, this isn't right for a local paper. How can I do a... 367 00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,125 There's no story here, mate. 368 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,165 Can I stay and try and find one? 369 00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:21,965 -[Tony] Really? -Yeah. 370 00:17:22,325 --> 00:17:23,365 [Tony] Okay. 371 00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:25,285 See you later. 372 00:17:26,325 --> 00:17:27,725 -Cheers, Brian. -[Len] Yeah. 373 00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:29,205 -[Brian] Thank you. -Bye. 374 00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,125 Where are you going? 375 00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:31,845 -I'm coming with you. -No, you're not. 376 00:17:32,725 --> 00:17:34,045 [whispering] Don't leave her with him. 377 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,365 -But it stinks. -Yeah. 378 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,645 [Brian] What d'you wanna know? Where'd you wanna go? 379 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,485 [Sandy] Just show me what you've got, really. 380 00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:42,525 [Brian] What I've got? [laughs] What haven't I got? 381 00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:48,685 Okay, thank you. Yeah. 382 00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:50,645 No, thanks for letting me know. 383 00:17:56,925 --> 00:17:59,925 [silly high voice] Hello, everybody! Hello! 384 00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:01,925 [silly deep voice] Hello, everybody! Hello. 385 00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:03,165 Say hello, everybody. 386 00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:04,845 -Hello. -[silly deep voice] Hello. 387 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:06,165 [high voice] Hello, Mr. Punch. 388 00:18:06,245 --> 00:18:08,085 [low voice] Hello, Mrs. Punch. What are you up to? 389 00:18:08,165 --> 00:18:10,365 Oh, nothing much. Nothing much. 390 00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,885 Yes, you have. You've been shagging Mickey the Gypsy. 391 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,085 No, I haven't. 392 00:18:14,165 --> 00:18:15,605 Yes, you have. 393 00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:17,325 Ooh, calm down, Brian. 394 00:18:17,405 --> 00:18:19,565 Calm down? You're telling me to calm down? 395 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:21,965 Huh? You've made me a laughing stock round the village, 396 00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,365 and she's telling me to calm down. 397 00:18:23,445 --> 00:18:25,485 She's been shagging anything that moves. 398 00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:28,685 For 18 months, she's shagging Mickey the Gypsy down Green Lane. 399 00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:31,525 My wife is a slut. There's your headline. 400 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:32,805 "My Wife's a Slut." 401 00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,485 This woman has destroyed me. 402 00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:38,965 Yes, please, take a picture. Thank you. 403 00:18:39,365 --> 00:18:40,205 [camera clicks] 404 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,245 Tony, can I have a word? 405 00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:51,605 -[Tony] Now? -Yeah, now. 406 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:56,205 Shut the door. 407 00:18:57,405 --> 00:18:58,365 Sit down. 408 00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,325 I just had a phone call from the school. 409 00:19:02,565 --> 00:19:05,085 Not as a story or anything, but as a parent. 410 00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:07,485 Apparently, a middle-aged man threatened a ten-year-old child 411 00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:08,445 with a hammer today. 412 00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,765 You threatened a child with a fucking hammer. 413 00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,165 Who told you it was me? 414 00:19:14,245 --> 00:19:15,805 Nobody. They don't know it was you. 415 00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:18,085 I know it was you 'cause I've seen the fucking hammer! 416 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,685 He was bullying George. 417 00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:23,245 What the fuck is wrong with you, Tony? I can't... 418 00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:26,725 I can take all the insults, you know, the lateness. 419 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,005 Fill your boots with that shit, but you can't... 420 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,125 If you carry on like this, people are gonna get hurt, right? 421 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,445 -And it's not gonna be George. -I know. 422 00:19:33,525 --> 00:19:35,325 I was trying to stop George getting hurt. 423 00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:37,005 I get enough grief from Jill as it is, 424 00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:38,765 letting George see you, but I do it 425 00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:41,245 because I know it makes you happy, 426 00:19:41,325 --> 00:19:44,445 but I can't risk that anymore. Do you understand? 427 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,125 -I'm fucked up. -You're not fu... That's not good enough. 428 00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:53,965 That is not good enough, Tony. 429 00:19:54,045 --> 00:19:56,165 That's letting yourself off the hook again. 430 00:19:56,565 --> 00:19:59,165 People who are fucked up don't choose to be like that. 431 00:19:59,245 --> 00:20:01,165 You're doing this on purpose. You know what you're doing. 432 00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:02,725 This is the worst thing you've done. 433 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,285 I don't even know what you're fighting anymore. 434 00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:08,445 I don't get this, okay? There is no enemy in this story. 435 00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,245 This is... You're doing this to yourself. 436 00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:13,285 I'm in pain, all right? I'm in fucking pain all the time, 437 00:20:13,365 --> 00:20:14,845 and I do shit like this 438 00:20:14,925 --> 00:20:17,325 [tearfully] 'cause it makes me feel better for a split second. 439 00:20:17,645 --> 00:20:20,205 Other people are in pain as well. Other people have shit going on. 440 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,765 Other people have things to deal with. 441 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,685 I just want to be out of pain. 442 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,245 Either live without pain or die without pain, 443 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,685 whichever one comes first. 444 00:20:27,765 --> 00:20:30,165 -I choose that, all right? -Okay, listen to me. 445 00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:33,685 If you're saying to me that you can't be trusted, 446 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:37,085 that you're not accountable for your actions, then that's fine, 447 00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:38,525 if that's what you're saying. 448 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,445 But that means that you don't get to see George. 449 00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:44,725 Because if you're saying I have to choose between the safety of my son... 450 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:45,805 and you, 451 00:20:45,885 --> 00:20:49,125 then I choose my son every fucking time. Do you understand me? 452 00:20:49,245 --> 00:20:50,605 It doesn't even come close. 453 00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:54,845 -I'd never do anything to hurt George. -Look what you've done already. 454 00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:55,885 I know. 455 00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,605 I won't do anything like this again. 456 00:20:59,285 --> 00:21:00,405 Well, let's see, okay? 457 00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:10,965 [Lenny sighs wearily] 458 00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:12,245 What was it like? 459 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,205 -Absolutely mental. -[Kath] Why? 460 00:21:16,165 --> 00:21:17,365 [Lenny] It's just full of shit. 461 00:21:17,445 --> 00:21:18,525 Just old shit. 462 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,885 He did a puppet show! 463 00:21:21,285 --> 00:21:23,605 -Puppet show? -Yeah, like an actual puppet show. 464 00:21:23,845 --> 00:21:25,645 How are you even gonna deal with all of that? 465 00:21:25,725 --> 00:21:26,565 It's quite sad. 466 00:21:27,365 --> 00:21:28,565 Excited to start it. 467 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,445 Why is it empty? 468 00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:33,085 What d'you mean? 469 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:37,605 Well, usually, there's like a... romantic scene or a castle or something inside. 470 00:21:37,685 --> 00:21:39,965 [Kath] Yeah. This is one of them that you're meant to put 471 00:21:40,045 --> 00:21:42,005 a photo of a loved one in, but... 472 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,525 I haven't met anyone, though. 473 00:21:44,245 --> 00:21:45,405 [Tony] Fuck me. 474 00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:47,125 Put something in it. 475 00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:48,965 Picture of your cat, 476 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:50,685 something you love. 477 00:21:51,885 --> 00:21:52,765 What d'you love? 478 00:21:55,245 --> 00:21:56,125 Loads of stuff. 479 00:21:56,405 --> 00:21:57,245 Go on. 480 00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,365 Go on what? 481 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,085 What d'you mean "Go on what"? 482 00:22:03,765 --> 00:22:04,605 What? 483 00:22:05,445 --> 00:22:06,485 I said, "Go on," 484 00:22:08,045 --> 00:22:09,405 and you said, "Go on what?" 485 00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:12,485 You haven't heard the phrase, "go on," 486 00:22:12,925 --> 00:22:14,605 as in expound, 487 00:22:15,045 --> 00:22:16,405 give me some examples? 488 00:22:17,965 --> 00:22:19,205 -No. -No? 489 00:22:20,165 --> 00:22:21,005 Okay. 490 00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:23,685 Give me some examples of things you love. 491 00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:26,205 [Kath exhales] 492 00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:30,405 [sighs] Having a laugh. 493 00:22:30,925 --> 00:22:32,245 -Really? -[Kath] Yeah! 494 00:22:32,805 --> 00:22:35,045 You've seen the birthday cards I buy people. 495 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,605 Funny memes I show around on Twitter. 496 00:22:39,805 --> 00:22:40,685 Kevin Hart. 497 00:23:02,365 --> 00:23:04,125 -Fancy seeing you here. -Oh. 498 00:23:05,325 --> 00:23:06,725 -You all right? -Yeah. 499 00:23:07,445 --> 00:23:08,285 Good. 500 00:23:09,925 --> 00:23:10,765 Um... 501 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:12,885 I need some advice. 502 00:23:14,085 --> 00:23:15,285 I wanted to kill myself. 503 00:23:16,405 --> 00:23:18,085 And when I couldn't, or hadn't, 504 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:20,405 I thought, "Okay. 505 00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:23,765 If I'm gonna do this carrying on living thing, 506 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:27,125 it's gonna be on my terms, I'm gonna do what I want, 507 00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:30,325 and I've always got suicide to fall back on." 508 00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:33,005 Got to have a backup. 509 00:23:33,685 --> 00:23:34,685 [Tony chuckles] 510 00:23:36,005 --> 00:23:37,165 Exactly. 511 00:23:37,645 --> 00:23:38,925 But it didn't go to plan. 512 00:23:39,525 --> 00:23:40,365 Um... 513 00:23:40,885 --> 00:23:43,285 At first, I thought it was like a superpower. 514 00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:46,125 I can do anything. Who cares? 515 00:23:46,205 --> 00:23:47,605 What's the worst that can happen? 516 00:23:47,685 --> 00:23:51,205 Nothing can hurt me 'cause I can always kill myself, you know? And... 517 00:23:52,085 --> 00:23:52,925 But then... 518 00:23:53,645 --> 00:23:54,885 I realized you can't... 519 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:58,445 You can't not care about things you actually care about. 520 00:23:58,525 --> 00:24:00,445 You can't fool yourself and... 521 00:24:01,325 --> 00:24:02,445 And, er... 522 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:06,485 it was something you said, that it's not all about me, 523 00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,085 and even though I'm in pain, 524 00:24:10,085 --> 00:24:10,925 it's worth... 525 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:14,005 sticking around to maybe... 526 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:16,005 make my... 527 00:24:17,005 --> 00:24:20,445 little corner of the world a slightly better place. 528 00:24:22,245 --> 00:24:23,405 That's all there is. 529 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,005 Happiness is amazing. 530 00:24:29,405 --> 00:24:32,165 It's so amazing, it doesn't matter if it's yours or not. 531 00:24:34,245 --> 00:24:35,565 There's that lovely thing, 532 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,565 "A society grows great when old men plant trees, 533 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,285 the shade of which they know they will never sit in." 534 00:24:44,245 --> 00:24:47,285 Good people do things for other people. 535 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:48,805 That's it. The end. 536 00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:53,605 And you're good, Tony. 537 00:24:55,165 --> 00:24:56,445 You have so much to give. 538 00:24:58,645 --> 00:24:59,605 Smart... 539 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:00,805 funny... 540 00:25:02,565 --> 00:25:03,405 lovely. 541 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:09,005 -You forgot "sexy," but... -Yeah, well... 542 00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:11,925 didn't want to be too obvious. 543 00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:15,285 -If you were 20 years younger, right? -Exactly. 544 00:25:18,445 --> 00:25:21,565 Mind you, if I was 20 years younger, I think I could do better. 545 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:22,525 [Tony snickers] 546 00:25:23,325 --> 00:25:25,445 -Yeah, definitely. -[Anne chuckles] 547 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,885 [laughing] 548 00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:28,765 Ah. 549 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,445 [Kath] All right, I'm off. 550 00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:38,485 Bye. 551 00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:41,285 -See you tomorrow. -See ya. 552 00:25:52,565 --> 00:25:54,125 -See ya. -[Sandy] Bye. 553 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,245 [printer whirring] 554 00:26:29,725 --> 00:26:30,845 -[Sandy] Tony. -Huh? 555 00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:32,565 Please be happy. 556 00:26:33,245 --> 00:26:34,205 What? 557 00:26:34,285 --> 00:26:35,965 [Sandy] You deserve to be happy. 558 00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:37,125 Please be happy. 559 00:26:38,485 --> 00:26:39,965 I love how much you love your wife, 560 00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:45,125 and I can't wait for someone to love me as much as you love your wife. 561 00:26:45,725 --> 00:26:48,125 But... you can still be happy. 562 00:26:48,485 --> 00:26:49,445 Okay. 563 00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:51,645 [Sandy] You're so funny. 564 00:26:52,165 --> 00:26:53,725 You make me laugh all the time. 565 00:26:54,285 --> 00:26:55,965 Tony, you're breaking my heart. 566 00:26:56,045 --> 00:26:56,885 Okay. 567 00:26:58,485 --> 00:26:59,725 [breathes deeply] 568 00:27:01,845 --> 00:27:04,405 -How's the Brian story going? -Yeah, I've got it here. 569 00:27:05,365 --> 00:27:06,885 -Do you want to read it? -Yep. 570 00:27:09,725 --> 00:27:11,605 [sighs] 571 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:19,965 [chuckles] 572 00:27:24,245 --> 00:27:25,085 Well, 573 00:27:25,245 --> 00:27:26,685 this can be the front page. 574 00:27:27,845 --> 00:27:28,925 -Really? -Yeah. 575 00:27:30,405 --> 00:27:31,525 Oh, my God. I could cry. 576 00:27:31,605 --> 00:27:34,445 Don't cry, and don't be too flattered. Have you seen our front pages? 577 00:27:34,525 --> 00:27:35,885 [laughing] Yeah. 578 00:27:36,485 --> 00:27:37,365 But still.... 579 00:27:38,085 --> 00:27:38,965 It's really good. 580 00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:41,485 -Really good. -Thank you. 581 00:28:07,765 --> 00:28:08,765 [Lisa clears throat] 582 00:28:10,845 --> 00:28:11,845 [gasps] 583 00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:15,205 No way! [gasps] 584 00:28:15,605 --> 00:28:17,245 Tony! [laughs] 585 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:20,925 Oh, my God! 586 00:28:23,085 --> 00:28:24,245 Hello! 587 00:28:24,325 --> 00:28:25,725 Hello, you! 588 00:28:26,365 --> 00:28:27,285 Hello. 589 00:28:28,885 --> 00:28:31,125 Wow. This is your new home. 590 00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:33,245 -[Tony, whispering] Oh, God. -My God, Tony. 591 00:28:33,325 --> 00:28:34,445 [Tony] Look at that face. 592 00:28:34,525 --> 00:28:36,845 [Lisa, chuckling] She is gorgeous. 593 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,925 ["Fire and Rain" playing] 594 00:28:54,005 --> 00:28:55,045 -Hey. -You all right? 595 00:28:57,005 --> 00:28:59,325 -I knew I'd find you at the office. -[chuckles] 596 00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:02,885 Prostitute. 597 00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:06,085 [chuckling] Sex worker. 598 00:29:09,845 --> 00:29:10,685 [Tony sighs] 599 00:29:10,765 --> 00:29:12,045 ♪ When you're down ♪ 600 00:29:13,205 --> 00:29:15,125 ♪ And troubled ♪ 601 00:29:16,085 --> 00:29:19,565 ♪ And you need a helping hand ♪ 602 00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:22,565 ♪ And nothing ♪ 603 00:29:23,405 --> 00:29:27,565 ♪ Whoa, nothing is going right ♪ 604 00:29:31,685 --> 00:29:35,125 ♪ Close your eyes and think of me ♪ 605 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:40,125 ♪ And soon I will be there ♪ 606 00:29:41,805 --> 00:29:43,805 ♪ To brighten up ♪ 607 00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:48,245 ♪ Even your darkest night ♪ 608 00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:56,085 ♪ You just call out my name ♪ 609 00:29:57,325 --> 00:30:01,165 ♪ And you know wherever I am ♪ 610 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,965 ♪ I'll come running ♪ 611 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,765 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪ 612 00:30:06,845 --> 00:30:09,085 ♪ To see you again... ♪