1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,445 I've had the best life. 2 00:00:13,485 --> 00:00:15,605 And I couldn't have wished for a better bloke. 3 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,405 But the world's gonna carry on without me, 4 00:00:19,485 --> 00:00:20,565 and so are you. 5 00:00:21,885 --> 00:00:22,725 Have fun. 6 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,605 [inhales deeply] 7 00:00:26,645 --> 00:00:28,605 And I want you to meet someone else. 8 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:33,605 Someone nearly as lovely as me. 9 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,245 Nearly. 10 00:00:36,925 --> 00:00:38,365 -[Tony] Hello. -Hello, you. 11 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:39,605 -[Tony] You all right? -Yeah. 12 00:00:39,685 --> 00:00:41,085 -[Tony] What are you doing? -Twitter. 13 00:00:59,725 --> 00:01:01,285 Right. Got a good lead for you. 14 00:01:01,725 --> 00:01:02,885 Local baby... 15 00:01:02,965 --> 00:01:04,685 looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. 16 00:01:06,245 --> 00:01:07,485 [sighs] 17 00:01:07,565 --> 00:01:09,325 -[woman] Ooooh! Hey! -[parents giggling] 18 00:01:09,405 --> 00:01:11,165 [parents banging table] Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo! 19 00:01:11,445 --> 00:01:13,245 -[parents] Yeah! -[baby gurgling] 20 00:01:13,325 --> 00:01:14,285 [woman] Boo! 21 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:17,205 -[baby blows raspberry] -So, um, is that a birthmark? 22 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,525 Oh, no, it's eyeliner. 23 00:01:18,605 --> 00:01:21,125 We did it with marker pen at first, but it took ages to get off. 24 00:01:21,205 --> 00:01:23,445 [man] Yeah, I mean, this way we can do it when we want, 25 00:01:23,525 --> 00:01:25,565 then wipe it off if we need to. 26 00:01:25,645 --> 00:01:26,485 [Tony] So hold on, 27 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:28,245 it doesn't really look like Hitler, then. 28 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:29,565 [laughing] It does. 29 00:01:29,885 --> 00:01:32,205 [Tony] No. I mean naturally. 30 00:01:32,685 --> 00:01:34,765 It wasn't born with its hair combed forward 31 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,525 and a mustache, was it? 32 00:01:36,605 --> 00:01:38,925 -Nor was Hitler, to be fair. -Good point. 33 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:41,885 What I'm saying is, it's not a revelation, is it? 34 00:01:42,325 --> 00:01:44,525 I mean, to get in the paper. 35 00:01:45,245 --> 00:01:47,605 "Baby born that looks a bit like Hitler," 36 00:01:48,085 --> 00:01:49,325 mildly interesting... 37 00:01:49,405 --> 00:01:51,605 if it had a real mustache. 38 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:56,005 But you can draw a mustache on any baby, and it looks a bit like Hitler. 39 00:01:56,085 --> 00:01:57,165 Not a black one. 40 00:01:57,645 --> 00:01:58,805 Not as much. 41 00:01:58,885 --> 00:01:59,725 No. 42 00:01:59,925 --> 00:02:01,405 Well, then you'd probably... 43 00:02:01,485 --> 00:02:03,925 do a little Robert Mugabe... or something. 44 00:02:04,005 --> 00:02:06,925 Yeah, or a Chinese one. We'd probably do... 45 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,885 -Kim Jong-Un or something. -[woman] Yeah. 46 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:10,125 Or a Korean one, even. 47 00:02:10,405 --> 00:02:11,645 [Tony] One more question. 48 00:02:11,725 --> 00:02:14,485 Why do you want your baby to look like Adolf Hitler? 49 00:02:15,005 --> 00:02:16,445 You're not fans, are you? 50 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,685 We're not Nazis, no. 51 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:21,605 -Just... a bit of fun, innit? I mean... -Yeah. 52 00:02:21,685 --> 00:02:23,805 Hitler's the funniest thing to do, I guess. 53 00:02:23,885 --> 00:02:25,765 -[woman chuckles] -[baby gurgles] 54 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,085 -Take a picture. -Yep. 55 00:02:29,965 --> 00:02:31,285 -Smile. -[woman chuckles] 56 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,685 [camera clicks] 57 00:02:35,845 --> 00:02:39,445 So... will people do literally anything to get in the local paper, then? 58 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:40,525 It's a laugh, innit? 59 00:02:41,725 --> 00:02:43,005 -It was funny. -Yeah. 60 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:44,965 See? 61 00:02:47,285 --> 00:02:49,405 [keyboard clicking] 62 00:02:51,525 --> 00:02:53,365 They should get him a passport now, 63 00:02:53,445 --> 00:02:55,445 so he's stuck with that photo for ten years. 64 00:02:57,685 --> 00:02:58,645 Oh, here she is. 65 00:02:58,725 --> 00:03:00,125 -[Kath] Right. -[Tony] Go on. 66 00:03:00,205 --> 00:03:01,445 -If you were atheist... -I am. 67 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:03,325 -...and don't believe in an afterlife... -I don't. 68 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,645 If you don't believe in heaven and hell and all that, 69 00:03:06,725 --> 00:03:09,765 why don't you just go around raping and murdering as much as you want? 70 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:11,085 I do. 71 00:03:11,445 --> 00:03:12,285 What? 72 00:03:12,645 --> 00:03:16,365 I do go around raping and murdering as much as I want, which is not at all. 73 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,805 'Cause he's got a conscience. 74 00:03:19,565 --> 00:03:22,565 But... if death is just the end, what's the point? 75 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:24,205 -[Tony] What's the point in what? -Livin'! 76 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:26,325 You might as well just kill yourself. 77 00:03:26,405 --> 00:03:27,765 So if you're watching a movie, 78 00:03:27,845 --> 00:03:30,405 and you're really enjoying it, something with Kevin Hart in... 79 00:03:30,885 --> 00:03:31,725 Yeah. 80 00:03:31,805 --> 00:03:34,645 And someone points out that this'll end eventually, 81 00:03:34,725 --> 00:03:38,445 do you just go, "Oh, forget it then. What's the point?" and just turn it off? 82 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,645 No, 'cause I can watch it again. 83 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:43,525 Well, I think life is precious 'cause you can't watch it again. 84 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,725 I mean, you can believe in an afterlife if that makes you feel better. 85 00:03:46,805 --> 00:03:48,005 Doesn't mean it's true. 86 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:51,085 But once you realize you're not gonna be around forever, 87 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:54,125 I think that's what makes life so magical. 88 00:03:54,725 --> 00:03:56,805 One day, you'll... eat your last meal, 89 00:03:57,205 --> 00:04:00,205 smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time. 90 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,125 You might not know it's the last time, 91 00:04:02,205 --> 00:04:06,325 so that's why you should do everything you love with passion, you know? 92 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:09,245 Treasure the few years you've got because... 93 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,125 that's all there is. 94 00:04:12,525 --> 00:04:15,325 I've watched Ride Along 2 five times. 95 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,845 -You haven't wasted your life, then. -[Kath] Definitely not. 96 00:04:18,045 --> 00:04:18,885 No. 97 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:22,125 -Love Kevin Hart, everything about him. -[Tony] Yeah. 98 00:04:22,205 --> 00:04:24,205 His humor, his comedy... 99 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,525 -his films... -Comedy films, mainly. 100 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:27,965 -Mainly, yeah. -[Tony] Yeah. 101 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:29,765 -Whatever gets you through. -[Kath] Yeah. 102 00:04:29,885 --> 00:04:31,285 Well, thanks for coming over. 103 00:04:31,365 --> 00:04:32,205 Pleasure. 104 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:37,725 Right. 105 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,525 Is this the service for Julian Kane? 106 00:04:48,605 --> 00:04:49,725 It's already happened. 107 00:04:50,405 --> 00:04:51,445 Are you a relative? 108 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,085 No, friend. 109 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:55,285 Wasn't much of a do. 110 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:56,365 Terrible turnout. 111 00:04:56,845 --> 00:04:58,245 Hope mine's not like that. 112 00:04:58,325 --> 00:04:59,325 Sure. 113 00:04:59,405 --> 00:05:01,805 I mean, I look forward to these things, and then that happens. 114 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:02,765 It's depressing. 115 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,005 [sighing] Well, maybe the next one will be more fun. 116 00:05:05,365 --> 00:05:06,205 Doubt it. 117 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:07,845 Cot death. 118 00:05:23,645 --> 00:05:24,685 Friend of yours? 119 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,965 Yeah. A... guy I used to work with. 120 00:05:28,045 --> 00:05:29,485 Ah, I'm sorry. 121 00:05:29,645 --> 00:05:32,285 Oh, don't breathe in the smoke, love. You'll be off your tits. 122 00:05:33,005 --> 00:05:34,005 Trust me. 123 00:05:38,725 --> 00:05:40,285 -[Roxy] Hey. -I missed it. 124 00:05:41,045 --> 00:05:42,085 Everyone did. 125 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:43,645 Doesn't matter. 126 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,525 How've you been? 127 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:47,845 Yeah, good. 128 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,285 The nurse who, um, looks after my dad, I'm gonna... 129 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:55,885 ask her out. 130 00:05:57,285 --> 00:05:58,565 -That's brilliant. -Is it? 131 00:05:59,045 --> 00:05:59,885 Yeah. 132 00:06:00,405 --> 00:06:01,565 Another good man taken. 133 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:02,485 Well... 134 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:04,205 she hasn't said yes yet. 135 00:06:04,285 --> 00:06:05,325 She will. 136 00:06:06,485 --> 00:06:07,485 She'd be mad not to. 137 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,805 I don't suppose you'll have time 138 00:06:09,885 --> 00:06:12,165 to associate with me when you're all hooked up again. 139 00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:13,125 Stupid. 140 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:14,765 Trust me. 141 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:16,285 It gets complicated. 142 00:06:16,365 --> 00:06:18,565 No one wants their fella hanging out with someone like me. 143 00:06:19,405 --> 00:06:20,245 Like you. 144 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:22,725 A really nice person. 145 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:30,765 -See you later. -See you later. 146 00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:57,645 [Tony sighs] 147 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:02,845 All right, Dad? 148 00:07:10,165 --> 00:07:12,605 The soldiers were here again today. 149 00:07:13,645 --> 00:07:14,725 [breathing heavily] 150 00:07:14,805 --> 00:07:16,605 [clock ticking] 151 00:07:18,245 --> 00:07:19,085 Were they? 152 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:20,605 Yeah. 153 00:07:21,645 --> 00:07:22,605 Looking for me. 154 00:07:23,645 --> 00:07:25,005 I kept out of the way. 155 00:07:26,685 --> 00:07:27,725 [exhales] 156 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:29,285 Were they British or German? 157 00:07:30,845 --> 00:07:31,685 German. 158 00:07:34,405 --> 00:07:35,405 Nazis, then? 159 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:37,205 Yep. 160 00:07:38,245 --> 00:07:40,765 Best keep out the way... till the war's over. 161 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,285 You're a good boy. 162 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:48,525 -Am I? -Yeah. 163 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,165 [sighs] 164 00:07:52,245 --> 00:07:53,205 What's my name? 165 00:07:53,805 --> 00:07:54,765 Tony. 166 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:56,365 Yep. 167 00:07:57,325 --> 00:07:58,325 How do you know me? 168 00:08:00,525 --> 00:08:02,565 Well, you come here sometimes. 169 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:05,605 Yep, I come here sometimes. 170 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,965 [Tony sighs] 171 00:08:16,605 --> 00:08:17,925 You're my boy. 172 00:08:21,005 --> 00:08:21,845 Yep. 173 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:26,605 You drew on the wallpaper, didn't ya? 174 00:08:29,205 --> 00:08:30,565 I did, yeah. 175 00:08:31,205 --> 00:08:32,085 When I was seven. 176 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:34,005 You remember that? 177 00:08:34,405 --> 00:08:36,285 [chuckles] 178 00:08:36,365 --> 00:08:37,765 Your mum's furious. 179 00:08:38,405 --> 00:08:39,565 [laughing] She was. 180 00:08:40,565 --> 00:08:41,645 Don't worry about it. 181 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:44,885 Got a spare roll down the shed. 182 00:08:45,845 --> 00:08:47,085 I'll do it tomorrow. 183 00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:50,965 You did it already, Dad. 184 00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:52,565 -You did it the next day. -Yeah. 185 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:56,045 [tuts] I'll do it tomorrow. 186 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,125 I love you, Dad. 187 00:09:03,925 --> 00:09:04,765 Gay. 188 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:05,685 [Tony snickers] 189 00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:08,525 [Tony sniffs] 190 00:09:13,325 --> 00:09:16,125 [Emma] ...falling down the back. If you sit forward, I'll pull it up. 191 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:27,845 Okay, right. 192 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:30,405 I don't wanna do this anymore. 193 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:32,285 I don't see the point. 194 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:37,605 Well, I mean, therapy is a way of helping you cope with your feelings. 195 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:38,525 How? 196 00:09:38,925 --> 00:09:42,005 You're asking the question, which means you're on the way to problem-solving. 197 00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:43,005 Am I? 198 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,165 That's a great question. 199 00:09:44,245 --> 00:09:46,645 That's a great question, Tony. [inhales deeply] 200 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:49,325 We are here to help you change... 201 00:09:49,805 --> 00:09:53,325 the negative behavior which contributes to your problems. 202 00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:54,525 What is my negative behavior? 203 00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:56,525 You've said yourself, you wanna punish the world 204 00:09:56,605 --> 00:09:58,645 -as a result of your loss. -Yeah. 205 00:09:58,725 --> 00:10:00,765 Some people deserve to be punished, 206 00:10:00,845 --> 00:10:01,725 including me. 207 00:10:02,005 --> 00:10:05,045 And I thought I could be the one to administer the punishment, 208 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:08,485 but my mistake was thinking that everyone is an arsehole, 209 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:09,565 and they're not. 210 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,605 Some people are nice, right? 211 00:10:11,685 --> 00:10:15,445 And the trick is to find who's nice and who's an arsehole. 212 00:10:15,885 --> 00:10:18,045 But arseholes are clever. They pretend to be nice. 213 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,125 They pretend to care about you, that... 214 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,165 You're an arsehole. 215 00:10:21,765 --> 00:10:22,845 So I'm clever. 216 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:25,445 Yeah. 217 00:10:28,405 --> 00:10:30,565 -So you wanna punish me? -[Tony] I don't, actually. 218 00:10:30,645 --> 00:10:31,485 -No. -No. 219 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:34,605 I just... don't need you around anymore. 220 00:10:34,685 --> 00:10:35,725 I don't... [smacks lips] 221 00:10:37,325 --> 00:10:38,605 I don't need you anymore. 222 00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:40,445 Okay. 223 00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:42,325 You're not terrible, you know. 224 00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:44,365 You're not Hitler. 225 00:10:45,205 --> 00:10:46,405 You're a dickhead. 226 00:10:46,485 --> 00:10:47,525 You're a dick. 227 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:50,405 [breathing deeply] You feel better, Tony? 228 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:53,605 I do. Maybe there's something in this, yeah. 229 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:54,925 You absolute cock. 230 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:56,965 You cock, you twat. 231 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,645 [smacks lips] 232 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:03,205 It was your brother-in-law Matt that told me about you, and, er... 233 00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:05,965 we thought it would be a good idea-- 234 00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:07,565 And I went along with it for a while. 235 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:10,085 I don't know why. Like wiggling a tooth. I knew you were a cock, 236 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:12,965 -but I just thought I'd give it-- -Well, it seems to be helping him, 237 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:15,445 what with his marriage going down the fucking swanny. 238 00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:16,565 His what? 239 00:11:17,405 --> 00:11:19,045 Sorry. Naughty. 240 00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:36,805 Is everything okay with you and Jill? 241 00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:38,725 What? 242 00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:41,605 The psychiatrist said you were having marriage problems. 243 00:11:41,685 --> 00:11:44,245 -Well, he shouldn't have done that. -I know. He's a twat. 244 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:45,605 Is it true? 245 00:11:47,325 --> 00:11:48,525 Yeah, we are. 246 00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:51,685 [sighs] What, you're... What? You're working it out, though? 247 00:11:51,765 --> 00:11:53,365 Well, we're trying to, yeah. 248 00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,525 So you're not gonna... split up or anything? 249 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,205 -Just gonna-- -Well, maybe. 250 00:11:57,285 --> 00:11:58,125 Really? 251 00:11:58,325 --> 00:11:59,325 Oh, come on. Wha-- 252 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:03,485 Is it genuinely a revelation to you that other people have problems, Tony? 253 00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:05,245 Because they do. Everyone does. 254 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,005 Most people keep these things to themselves. 255 00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:08,965 They don't go around broadcasting it like you do, 256 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,885 but everyone has bad shit in their lives. 257 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,725 So the next time you're rude to some waitress 258 00:12:12,805 --> 00:12:15,525 for getting your order wrong, or make someone feel bad 259 00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:19,405 for saying something stupid, just know that they might have just failed an exam, 260 00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:22,085 or been made redundant, or found out their mum's got cancer. 261 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,845 -What about George? -What, like I haven't thought of that? 262 00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:28,685 He doesn't know anything's wrong. He's more worried 263 00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:30,485 about his uncle acting mental, 264 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,325 threatening to kill himself and other people. 265 00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:33,245 Well... 266 00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:36,645 tell him he doesn't have to worry about that... at least. 267 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:37,685 That's not gonna happen. 268 00:12:37,765 --> 00:12:40,805 I'm not gonna tell him something that might turn out to be a lie. 269 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,205 I'm not gonna kill myself. 270 00:12:44,925 --> 00:12:45,765 Okay. 271 00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:47,125 [sighs] 272 00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:48,725 I'm sorry. 273 00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,045 No, you didn't know. 274 00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:52,445 No, not about this. I mean... 275 00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:54,885 about everything. 276 00:12:56,605 --> 00:12:57,645 Been a fuckin' pain. 277 00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:02,845 I like this job. 278 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,565 I just used to be better at it. Used to... try harder. 279 00:13:06,645 --> 00:13:07,485 But it's... 280 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,165 it's a good place to work. 281 00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:14,365 Even with these idiots. 282 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,165 And the little things do matter. 283 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:21,685 This shitty little... free, local newspaper. 284 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:24,285 It kills a few minutes, 285 00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:25,685 in a good way. 286 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,805 A smile 'cause someone saved a blind kitten from a tree. 287 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,805 It's not for reading, it's for being in. 288 00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:36,125 Everyone should be in the local paper at least once. 289 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:38,045 "I was 'ere." 290 00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:41,005 It's sweet. 291 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:46,685 Cheers, Lenny. 292 00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:48,125 What for? 293 00:13:48,205 --> 00:13:50,245 For being my human stress ball. 294 00:13:50,765 --> 00:13:52,245 Letting me squeeze your neck. 295 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,805 What a good fuckin' mate you are! 296 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:56,925 Welcome. 297 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,285 You're brilliant, Sandy. 298 00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:01,125 Smart, 299 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:02,205 interested. 300 00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:03,405 Don't ever lose that. 301 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,605 You can do whatever you want. 302 00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:09,005 And Kath. 303 00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:12,725 Thank you for annoying me every day, 304 00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:14,085 without fail. 305 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,765 Your banal questions... 306 00:14:17,485 --> 00:14:18,525 they distracted me. 307 00:14:21,405 --> 00:14:22,685 So, cheers. 308 00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:25,805 Dunno what he's on about. 309 00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:27,365 I think he's being nice. 310 00:14:28,165 --> 00:14:30,125 Hmm. That's even weirder. 311 00:14:31,085 --> 00:14:32,005 [Tony] And... 312 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,725 cheers, Matt. 313 00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:35,765 Thanks for never giving up. 314 00:14:37,765 --> 00:14:39,525 It must have been like trying to free 315 00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:43,405 an injured, angry rat from a trap. 316 00:14:45,205 --> 00:14:47,565 You're doing it for its own good, but it doesn't know that 317 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,525 'cause it doesn't trust anyone anymore... 318 00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:51,885 so it lashes out. 319 00:14:53,405 --> 00:14:54,765 You can't change the world, 320 00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,965 but you can... you can change yourself. 321 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,645 I'll try harder at that as well. 322 00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:04,685 I'll stick around. 323 00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:05,925 [Matt] So, 324 00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:07,485 I mean, I won, then? 325 00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:10,805 -Won what? -I kept you alive long enough 326 00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:13,725 to decide you weren't going to kill yourself and you could be happy again. 327 00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:15,645 Happy's a stretch. 328 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:19,325 But you don't have to confiscate my shoelaces anymore. 329 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:20,845 Okay. 330 00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:24,325 Get back to work. 331 00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,645 Unless you've got somewhere better to be. 332 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,485 I have got somewhere better to be. 333 00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:31,365 [Emma chuckles] 334 00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:33,765 Oh, back again. 335 00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,365 [Tony] Hi. Um... 336 00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:40,245 I was wondering if you wanted to go out... 337 00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:41,645 for a drink... 338 00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:43,085 or a meal. 339 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:45,165 Oh, er... 340 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:47,885 I'm not mad anymore. 341 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,245 I'm a bit mad. 342 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:50,245 [Emma chuckles] 343 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,245 But no madder than anyone else. 344 00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:55,005 I don't know if it's the right thing. I just... 345 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:55,925 Okay. 346 00:15:57,725 --> 00:16:00,005 Well, I mean, can I say I'll think about it? 347 00:16:00,245 --> 00:16:01,085 Yep. 348 00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:02,445 I'll take that. 349 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:04,605 Think about it. That's good. 350 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,045 There's hope. 351 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:07,885 Hope is everything. 352 00:16:10,565 --> 00:16:11,765 I don't know what to say. 353 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,725 Just say yes. 354 00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:34,925 I asked her out. 355 00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:37,405 The nurse? 356 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,845 Oh, excellent! 357 00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:42,165 She's thinking about it, so... 358 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,365 How are you? 359 00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:48,685 I mean... 360 00:16:49,805 --> 00:16:50,645 are you... 361 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,485 -Am I happy? -Yeah. 362 00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:55,165 [chuckles] 363 00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:56,685 Yes. 364 00:16:58,645 --> 00:17:01,645 I had the most wonderful life with Stan. 365 00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:04,685 And I have all those memories. 366 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,405 That's all we are anyway, really, memories. 367 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,605 And Stan had a wonderful life, too, 368 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:14,165 and he's not in any pain. 369 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,125 Doesn't even know it's over. [laughs] 370 00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:18,725 I do. 371 00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:21,925 But I'd rather live... 372 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,485 missing him... 373 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,085 than for him to live missing me. 374 00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:27,605 That's how much I love him. 375 00:17:28,165 --> 00:17:29,525 I wouldn't change anything. 376 00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:35,725 If I went back and changed one thing I didn't like, I might lose something 377 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:38,165 that that bad thing eventually took me to. 378 00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:39,885 You shouldn't regret anything, 379 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:45,725 or think, "Well, if I went back, I might do this or I might do that." 380 00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:49,005 I'd go back to 1998... 381 00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:53,325 and punch Gavin Tilley in the face for looking at Lisa. 382 00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:56,285 -For looking at her? -It was the way he looked at her. 383 00:17:56,605 --> 00:17:57,565 He winked. 384 00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:00,645 She ignored it. 385 00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,205 I pretended I hadn't seen it. 386 00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,965 I knew it was wrong to punch him, but... 387 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,445 Also, I think I was embarrassed 388 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,165 about being jealous over something, so... 389 00:18:11,605 --> 00:18:14,005 But now I wish I'd punched him in the face. 390 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:16,085 [Anne laughs] 391 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:18,805 I found myself... 392 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,205 ranting about how life's worth living today at work 393 00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:24,285 for the first time since Lisa died, 394 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,165 and, uh, that's your fault. 395 00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:30,285 And I thought... 396 00:18:31,405 --> 00:18:32,485 I'm gonna carry on... 397 00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,445 saying and doing... what I want, and... 398 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,605 punishing the world, but I'm gonna punish people who deserve it. 399 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,365 I'm gonna use my superpower for good. 400 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:44,605 'Cause... 401 00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:48,165 when I was doing and saying exactly what I wanted, 402 00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:50,605 it always felt better... 403 00:18:51,285 --> 00:18:53,285 when it was also the right thing to do. 404 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:56,445 Know what I mean? If you're a good person, 405 00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:01,205 doing things you want to do is the same as doing good. 406 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,325 And you're a good person, 407 00:19:04,405 --> 00:19:06,725 and I'd really rather you didn't kill yourself. 408 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,965 Because it would be a waste. 409 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,965 You may not like living much, 410 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,445 but you make the world a better place. 411 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:19,965 And don't give up... 412 00:19:20,445 --> 00:19:21,725 because then they've won. 413 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:24,485 And they grow in numbers. 414 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:25,965 Who? 415 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:28,725 Arseholes, you know, like Gavin fuckin' Tilley. 416 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,165 [Tony laughs] 417 00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:31,965 Gavin fuckin' Tilley. 418 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,245 Ugh. 419 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:35,565 ["Among the Living" playing] 420 00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,045 [music continues] 421 00:19:57,725 --> 00:19:59,445 ♪ Among the living ♪ 422 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,805 ♪ You'll find the dying ♪ 423 00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:06,405 ♪ Waiting softly ♪ 424 00:20:07,445 --> 00:20:09,245 ♪ To pass on ♪ 425 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:12,845 ♪ Why can't a love be ♪ 426 00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:15,805 ♪ Like a spirit ♪ 427 00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:21,525 ♪ As it floats up to the sky? ♪ 428 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,285 ♪ With the giving ♪ 429 00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:28,005 ♪ There is taking ♪ 430 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,125 ♪ Neither one feels... ♪ 431 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:34,565 -[car horn beeps] -♪ Like it's right ♪ 432 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,325 ♪ And since your heart can't ♪ 433 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,325 ♪ Tell the difference ♪ 434 00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:46,885 ♪ You give up without a fight ♪ 435 00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:53,165 ♪ Because you know it makes you cry ♪ 436 00:20:53,645 --> 00:20:59,605 ♪ 'Cause you can see What's passed you by ♪ 437 00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:05,805 ♪ Because you feel you can't decide ♪ 438 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:10,605 ♪ Among the living ♪ 439 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,245 ♪ Instead of headstrong ♪ 440 00:21:23,205 --> 00:21:25,485 ♪ Into darkness ♪ 441 00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:28,405 ♪ We should be drifting ♪ 442 00:21:29,525 --> 00:21:31,525 ♪ Into life ♪ 443 00:21:31,885 --> 00:21:34,885 ♪ It's been a long time ♪ 444 00:21:35,805 --> 00:21:37,925 ♪ We've been searching ♪ 445 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:43,405 ♪ And we still can't get it right ♪ 446 00:21:44,525 --> 00:21:49,685 ♪ Because you know it makes you cry ♪ 447 00:21:50,485 --> 00:21:56,165 ♪ Cause you can see What's passed you by ♪ 448 00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:02,565 ♪ Because you feel you can't decide ♪ 449 00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:06,045 ♪ Among the living ♪ 450 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:10,885 ♪ Breathing, painted shells ♪ 451 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:16,685 ♪ Crumbling as they fall ♪ 452 00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:43,365 ♪ Because you know it makes you cry ♪ 453 00:22:44,045 --> 00:22:49,965 ♪ 'Cause you can see What's passed you by ♪ 454 00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:55,765 ♪ Because you feel you can't decide ♪ 455 00:22:56,285 --> 00:23:01,165 ♪ Among the living ♪ 456 00:23:02,565 --> 00:23:08,165 ♪ Among the living ♪ 457 00:23:09,245 --> 00:23:15,165 ♪ 'Cause you can see What's passed you by ♪ 458 00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:21,485 ♪ Because you feel you can't decide ♪ 459 00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:27,125 ♪ Among the living ♪ 460 00:23:30,085 --> 00:23:31,525 You going for a drink with him? 461 00:23:31,605 --> 00:23:33,405 Oh, I don't know. 462 00:23:33,805 --> 00:23:34,725 Do you like him? 463 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,485 D'you know, I've worked in this job for... 464 00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:41,045 God, 25 years, 465 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:45,045 and, I mean, I've seen lonely people, people dying, people in pain, 466 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,685 people who've got nothing, and yet I... [exhales] 467 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:51,725 I don't think I've ever met anyone quite as... sad as him. 468 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,725 And he did it to himself. It's like... 469 00:23:55,365 --> 00:23:58,805 I don't know, he's... he's tried to, like, turn his heart into stone 470 00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:02,045 so that he wouldn't actually feel anything 'cause it was just all... 471 00:24:03,045 --> 00:24:04,885 really painful for him. 472 00:24:05,725 --> 00:24:06,565 And yet, 473 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,205 he still manages to make me laugh. 474 00:24:09,685 --> 00:24:10,685 [both chuckle] 475 00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:12,045 [footsteps approaching] 476 00:24:14,045 --> 00:24:15,205 -Hi. -Hi. 477 00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:20,205 Right, let's go for that drink, then. 478 00:24:20,685 --> 00:24:22,045 -Really? -Yeah. 479 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,925 -D'you wanna go to the pub or-- -Thank you. 480 00:24:25,245 --> 00:24:26,165 [tearfully] Sorry. 481 00:24:27,325 --> 00:24:28,965 -Hey! -What? 482 00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,125 You are human. 483 00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,565 -I'm getting there. -[chuckles] 484 00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:37,085 ["Lilywhite" playing] 485 00:24:51,245 --> 00:24:57,325 ♪ Back upon the mended road, I pause ♪ 486 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:03,205 ♪ Taking time to check the dial ♪ 487 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:07,965 ♪ And the Lilywhite ♪ 488 00:25:09,245 --> 00:25:11,805 ♪ I never knew her name ♪ 489 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:19,365 ♪ But she'll be passing my way Sometime again ♪