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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎我有过美满的人生

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‎我也遇到了最好的男人

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‎但世界没有我仍然会转

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‎你也要好好活下去

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‎享受快乐

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‎我希望你可以遇到另一个人

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‎几乎像我一样好的人

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‎几乎

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‎-你好
‎-你好啊

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‎你没事吧？

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‎-是的
‎-你在做什么？

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‎发推特

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‎（坦布里报）

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‎对了 我有条好的线索

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‎本地有个婴儿
‎长得和阿道夫希特勒一模一样

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‎-对
‎-嗯

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‎这是胎记吗？

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‎不 是用眼线笔画的

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‎我们用马克笔画过
‎但很久都不褪色

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‎是 这样的话我们可以想画的时候画

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‎不想要的时候擦掉

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‎等等

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‎他并不是真的长得像希特勒

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‎确实像

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‎不

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‎我的意思是本来的样子

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‎他不是一出生头发就这样前梳的吧

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‎还有那胡子 对不对？

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‎-老实说 希特勒本人也不是
‎-说得好

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‎我想说的是 这并不是什么惊人发现
‎对吗？

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‎要上报纸的话

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‎《婴儿天生长得有点像希特勒》

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‎会有点有趣

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‎如果胡子是真的话

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‎但你可以给任何婴儿画个胡子
‎都会长得有点像希特勒

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‎黑人婴儿就不行

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‎那就不像了

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‎对

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‎这种情况你就可以让他变成
‎罗伯特穆加比

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‎如果是华裔的婴儿 我们可以打扮成

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‎-像是金正恩
‎-对

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‎或者是韩裔的婴儿

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‎我还有个问题

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‎你们为什么想要自己的孩子
‎长得像阿道夫希特勒？

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‎你们不是他的粉丝吧？

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‎我们不是纳粹

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‎-就是觉得有趣 对吗？
‎-对

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‎打扮成希特勒是最有趣的

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‎-我想是
‎-嗯

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‎拍个照吧

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‎好

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‎笑一个

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‎人们为了上本地报纸也是
‎不择手段

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‎就图个好笑 不是吗？

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‎-很有趣
‎-嗯

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‎看到了吗？

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‎他们应该现在就给他搞个护照

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‎这样他就要被迫用十年这张照片

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‎她来了

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‎-对
‎-继续

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‎-如果你是无神论者
‎-我是的

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‎-你不相信后半生
‎-不信

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‎如果你不相信天堂地狱这些

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‎你为何不做尽所有坏事
‎烧杀抢掠 随心所欲？

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‎我可以

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‎什么？

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‎我确实可以到处烧杀抢掠
‎但我完全不想这么做

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‎因为他有良知

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‎但如果死亡就是终结 有何意义？

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‎-什么有何意义？
‎-活着

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‎你不如自杀算了

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‎如果你在看你非常喜欢的电影

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‎凯文哈特演的电影

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‎对

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‎有人向你指出 电影早晚要结束的

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‎你会不会说 算了 这有何意义
‎干脆关掉好了？

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‎不会 因为我可以再看一遍

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‎我觉得人生之所以珍贵
‎就是因为不能再来一次

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‎你可以相信有后半生
‎如果这能让你感觉好点的话

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‎不代表就是真的

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‎但一旦你明白 你不会永远活下去

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‎我觉得
‎这才是人生如此充满魔力的原因

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‎有天你会吃最后的晚餐

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‎最后闻一次花香
‎最后一次拥抱你的朋友

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‎你可能都不知道这是最后一次
‎所以你应该满怀激情

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‎做你喜欢的任何事
‎珍惜你所拥有的不多的时间

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‎因为那就是全部

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‎《龙兄唬弟2》我看了五遍

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‎-那你没有浪费生命
‎-绝对没有

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‎没有

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‎-我很爱凯文哈特 喜欢他的一切
‎-嗯

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‎他的幽默 喜剧

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‎-他的电影
‎-主要是喜剧电影

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‎-主要是 对
‎-嗯

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‎无论是什么支撑你活着

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‎感谢你过来

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‎不客气

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‎好了

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‎这是朱利安凯恩的葬礼吗？

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‎已经结束了

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‎你是亲属吗？

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‎不是 朋友

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‎没有太多环节

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‎来的人不多

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‎希望我自己的不会这样

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‎当然

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‎我很期待这些事 但发生的时候

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‎很让人沮丧

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‎也许下一个会更有趣

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‎估计不会

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‎夭折的孩子

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‎你的朋友？

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‎是的 我以前的同事

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‎很抱歉

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‎别吸入这些烟 亲 你会中毒的

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‎相信我

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‎-嗨
‎-我错过了

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‎我想大家都是

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‎没关系

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‎你最近好吗？

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‎好的

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‎那个照顾我父亲的护士

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‎我打算约她

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‎-这很棒啊
‎-是吗？

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‎是

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‎有好男人约

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‎她还没答应

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‎她会的

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‎她不答应肯定后悔

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‎我想你应该没时间

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‎再和我联系了
‎既然你又开始谈恋爱了

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‎别傻

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‎相信我

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‎这会变得复杂

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‎没人想要男友和我这样的人一起玩

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‎像你这样

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‎非常好的人

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‎-迟点见
‎-迟点见

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‎你还好吧？爸

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‎今天士兵们又来了

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‎是吗？

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‎对

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‎在找我

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‎我让她躲开了

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‎他们是英国人还是德国人？

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‎德国人

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‎纳粹吗？

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‎是的

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‎最好还是避开 等到战争结束

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‎你是个好孩子

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‎-我是吗？
‎-是的

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‎我叫什么？

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‎查理

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‎对

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‎你为什么认识我？

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‎你有时会来这里

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‎是的 我有时会来

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‎你是我儿子

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‎对

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‎你在壁纸上画过画 对吗？

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‎是的

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‎我七岁的时候

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‎你记得这个？

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‎你妈很生气

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‎是的

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‎别担心

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‎棚屋里还有一卷多余的壁纸

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‎我明天会处理

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‎你已经做了 爸

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‎你第二天就做了

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‎是的

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‎我明天就做

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‎我爱你 爸

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‎同性恋

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‎…滑下去了
‎你往前靠一点 我把它提上来

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‎好的 对

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‎我不想再做治疗了

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‎我觉得没意义

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‎治疗是一种
‎帮助你应对你的感情的方式

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‎怎么说？

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‎你在问问题
‎这就意味着你已经开始解决问题了

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‎-是这样吗？
‎-这是个好问题

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‎这是个很好的问题 托尼

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‎我们是在试图帮助你改变

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‎导致你产生问题的一些消极的行为

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‎我有哪些消极行为？

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‎你自己说的 你想惩罚世界

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‎-为你所失去的承担责任
‎-对

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‎有些人应该被惩罚 包括我

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‎我以为我可以负责惩罚

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‎但我错了
‎错在我以为每个人都是混蛋

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‎并非如此

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‎有些人真的很好 好吗？

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‎问题在于找出谁是混蛋 谁是好人

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‎但混蛋总是很聪明 他们会假装友善

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‎他们假装在乎你…

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‎你就是个混蛋

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‎所以我很聪明

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‎是的

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‎-那你想要惩罚我吗？
‎-其实不想

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‎-不想？
‎-不想

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‎我只是不再需要你了

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‎我不…

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‎我不需要你了

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‎好的

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‎你并不是糟糕透顶的人

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‎你不是希特勒

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‎你是个蠢蛋

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‎你是个混蛋

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‎感觉好点了？托尼

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‎是的 也许这样有效果

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‎是的 你这狗杂种

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‎你个狗杂种 王八蛋

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‎是你的小舅子马特跟我了说你的情况

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‎我们以为这是好主意

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‎我知道 我也配合了一段时间
‎不知道为什么

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‎就像摇动牙齿 我早知道你是个杂种

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‎-我就想试一…
‎-但似乎对他自己有所帮助

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‎毕竟他的婚姻已经他妈的完蛋了

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‎他的什么？

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‎抱歉 多嘴了

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‎你和吉尔之间没什么吧？

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‎什么？

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‎那个治疗师说你的婚姻遇到问题了

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‎-他不应该这么做的
‎-我知道 他是个混蛋

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‎真的吗？

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‎是的

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‎什么… 你在设法解决吗？

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‎我们在努力 是的

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‎你们不会分开的吧？

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‎-事情会…
‎-可能会吧

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‎真的吗？

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‎别这样

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‎托尼 你就真的没考虑过
‎其他人也会有自己的问题吗？

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‎事实如此 每个人都有问题

237
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‎大多数人不会对别人说

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‎他们不会像你那样到处说
‎但每个人都有

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‎自己生活中的破事 懂吗？
‎下次你再因为

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‎有侍应生下错单而对他们无礼
‎或者说出一些

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‎让其他人感觉很不好受的话
‎要想到他们可能刚考试失利

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‎或者被裁员 或者发现母亲患癌症

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‎-那乔治怎么办？
‎-像是我没考虑过一样？

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‎他不知道有任何事情不妥
‎老实说 他更担心

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‎自己的叔叔举止古怪

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‎威胁要自杀或谋杀别人

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‎告诉他至少不用担心这一点了

248
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‎这不会发生的

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‎我不会告诉他一些可能是谎言的话

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‎我不会自杀

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‎好的

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‎很抱歉

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‎你之前不知道

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‎不是关于这个 我指的是…

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‎所有的事

256
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‎我他妈让你头疼死了

257
00:13:01,725 --> 00:13:02,725
‎我喜欢这份工作

258
00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:06,365
‎我以前做得更好 更努力

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‎但现在…

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‎是个不错的工作

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‎即使同事都是傻瓜

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‎小东西确实是有意义的

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‎这个糟糕的免费本地报纸

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‎能消磨掉几分钟时间

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‎好的消磨时间的方式

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‎一个微笑 因为有人从树上
‎救了一只瞎眼的猫

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‎不是为了阅读 是为了参与
‎每个人都应该上本地报纸

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‎至少一次

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‎我曾在这里

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‎这很温馨

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‎谢谢 兰尼

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‎为什么？

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‎你是我的人形减压球

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‎让我捏你的后颈

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‎你真他妈是个很好的伙伴

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‎不客气

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‎你很出色 珊迪

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‎聪明 兴趣广泛

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‎别失去这个特点

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‎你可以做任何你想做的事

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‎还有凯思

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‎谢谢你让我生气

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‎每一天

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‎从未失败过

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‎你无聊的问题

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‎让我分神

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‎所以 谢谢你

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‎我不知道他怎么回事

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‎我觉得他在表现自己的友善

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‎这就更奇怪了

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‎还有

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‎谢谢你 马特

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‎谢谢你没有放弃

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‎感觉肯定像是要从陷阱中

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‎解救一只受伤的 愤怒的老鼠

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‎你这样做是为它好 但它不知道

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00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,205
‎因为它不再相信任何人了

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00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:51,765
‎所以它怒斥所有人

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‎你不能改变世界

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00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,765
‎但你可以改变你自己

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‎我会往这个方向更努力地去做

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00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:04,685
‎我会坚持下去

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00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:05,925
‎那么

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00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:07,485
‎所以说我赢了？

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‎赢什么？

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00:15:09,605 --> 00:15:11,205
‎我设法让你多活了一段时间

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‎让你明白你不用自杀
‎而且可以再次快乐起来

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‎说快乐就夸张了

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‎但你不用再没收我的鞋带了

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‎好的

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‎回去工作吧

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‎除非你有更好的地方要去

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‎确实有

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‎噢 又回来了

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‎嗨

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00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:40,245
‎我想问你想不想一起出去

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‎喝一杯

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‎或者吃顿饭

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‎噢

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‎我不再狂怒了

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‎只有一点点愤怒了

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‎不会比一般人更愤怒

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‎我不知道这样对不对

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00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:55,805
‎好的

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‎那…我能说我考虑一下吗？

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‎可以

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‎我可以接受

328
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‎考虑一下 这很好

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‎这表示有希望

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‎希望就是一切

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‎不知道说什么

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00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,725
‎答应就好

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00:16:33,885 --> 00:16:34,845
‎我约她出去了

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00:16:36,485 --> 00:16:37,405
‎那个护士？

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00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,685
‎噢 很棒

336
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,085
‎她说会考虑一下 所以…

337
00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:46,285
‎你好吗？

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00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:48,485
‎我的意思是…

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00:16:49,805 --> 00:16:50,645
‎你…

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‎-我开心吗？
‎-是的

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‎开心

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‎我和斯坦共度了最快乐时光

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‎我有所有那些回忆

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‎我们本来就都是由记忆组成的

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00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:14,005
‎斯坦也度过了很棒的一生
‎而且他没有痛苦

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00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,245
‎都不知道已经结束了

347
00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:18,565
‎我知道

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00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:21,885
‎但我宁愿我活着

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00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,485
‎思念他

350
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,005
‎而不是让他活着思念我

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00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:27,605
‎我就这么爱他

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00:17:28,045 --> 00:17:29,525
‎我什么也不会改变

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00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:35,325
‎如果回到过去 改变我不喜欢的事

354
00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:38,125
‎我可能会失去那件我不喜欢的事
‎最终带给我的东西

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00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:39,765
‎你不应有任何遗憾

356
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:45,525
‎或者想 如果我回去
‎我会这样做 那样做之类

357
00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:53,245
‎我会回到1998年狠揍嘉文提利
‎望着丽莎的脸

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00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:57,565
‎-就因为他看了她一眼？
‎-他看她的方式 朝她眨了眼

359
00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:00,485
‎但她视而不见

360
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,045
‎我也装作没看到

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00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,885
‎我知道打人不对

362
00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:07,445
‎但我觉得我当时

363
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,165
‎因为嫉妒某些东西而觉得尴尬了

364
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:14,005
‎但现在 我觉得当初应该给他一拳

365
00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:18,805
‎今天我第一次

366
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:23,045
‎在工作的地方胡说八道
‎大吼着活着是如何宝贵之类的

367
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,285
‎丽莎死后第一次

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00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,125
‎这是你的错

369
00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:32,405
‎我觉得我会继续

370
00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,405
‎说自己想说的 做自己想做的

371
00:18:36,885 --> 00:18:39,045
‎惩罚这个世界
‎惩罚那些理应被惩罚的人

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‎我会使用我的超能力做好事

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00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:44,805
‎因为

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‎在我为所欲为 畅所欲言的时候

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00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,525
‎当这件事是正当的事的时候

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00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:53,285
‎总是会感觉更好

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00:18:54,485 --> 00:18:56,445
‎你懂我意思吗？如果你是好人

378
00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:01,205
‎做你想做的事 和做好事就是一样的

379
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,325
‎你是好人

380
00:19:04,405 --> 00:19:06,725
‎我真庆幸你没有自杀

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‎因为那就太可惜了

382
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,965
‎你可能不喜欢活着

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00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,245
‎但你让世界变得更好

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‎别放弃

385
00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:21,685
‎否则他们就赢了

386
00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:24,485
‎他们的数量会增加

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00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:25,925
‎谁？

388
00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:28,725
‎混蛋 你懂的
‎比方说他妈的嘉文提利

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‎他妈的嘉文提利

390
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‎啊

391
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‎（给帕特 谢谢）

392
00:21:19,205 --> 00:21:23,445
‎（罗比 我其实并不是谋杀犯
‎我只是希望你做个好孩子）

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‎（《布莱恩的生活》）

394
00:22:26,925 --> 00:22:30,805
‎（《凯文哈特 美国最搞笑的人》）

395
00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:20,605
‎（秋叶养老院）

396
00:23:30,005 --> 00:23:31,445
‎你要和他出去喝一杯吗？

397
00:23:31,565 --> 00:23:33,405
‎我不知道

398
00:23:33,805 --> 00:23:34,725
‎你喜欢他吗？

399
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:41,045
‎这份工作我做了有25年了

400
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:45,045
‎我见过孤独的 垂死的 痛苦的人们

401
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,365
‎一无所有的人们

402
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:51,725
‎但我没见过像他这么悲伤的人

403
00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:54,605
‎而且这都是他自己造成的

404
00:23:55,325 --> 00:23:58,165
‎我不知道 就像是他想将自己的内心

405
00:23:58,245 --> 00:24:00,605
‎变成石头 这样就不会再有任何感受

406
00:24:00,685 --> 00:24:01,805
‎因为这实在太…

407
00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:04,685
‎对他来说太痛苦了

408
00:24:05,725 --> 00:24:06,565
‎但是

409
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,205
‎他还是能让我笑

410
00:24:14,045 --> 00:24:15,205
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

411
00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:20,125
‎好了 我们去喝一杯吧

412
00:24:20,685 --> 00:24:22,045
‎-真的吗？
‎-是的

413
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,885
‎-你想去酒馆还是…
‎-谢谢

414
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:26,125
‎抱歉

415
00:24:27,325 --> 00:24:28,965
‎-嘿
‎-什么？

416
00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:32,005
‎你是个人

417
00:24:33,045 --> 00:24:33,965
‎我在努力

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00:26:03,765 --> 00:26:05,125
‎字幕翻译：谢春明