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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎坚强点儿

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‎善待朋友

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‎做好事总会让人开心 不是吗？

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‎我是说…不可否认

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‎人通常要为说了难听的话道歉 但…

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‎不是难听的话 是太诚实的话

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‎但诚实不一定是上策

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‎你想吃早餐吗？

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‎是吗？

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‎那来吧

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‎（深切怀念斯坦利奥利弗皮尔森
‎1941至2017 安息）

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‎（《坦布里报》）

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‎-你好吗？
‎-挺好的

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‎那是昨晚喝的

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‎而且是我家的最后一瓶 所以…

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‎我得振作起来、变得更好

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‎我们今天要干什么？

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‎-坦布里最老的女人
‎-好 有多老？

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‎100岁 她还收到了女王的祝寿电报

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‎-你没事吧？
‎-没事

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‎就是有点儿难过

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‎-拜托 哥们 你原来挺好的啊
‎-我只是为自己感到悲哀

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‎而且为此感到内疚

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‎我每天都会遇到比我过得糟糕的人

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‎他们却能继续生活

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‎我要努力活得更佛系

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‎不被混蛋们气死

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‎那是佛说的吗？

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‎没错

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‎你跟护士有什么进展吗？

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‎我们只是朋友 所以…

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‎没关系

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‎她说我还没有放下丽莎

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‎她说得没错

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‎不要错失良机 她不会等一辈子

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‎我还很想念丽莎

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‎每时每刻

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‎但她不会想看到我这副样子

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‎不想看到我这么痛苦

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‎我…

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‎每天都会更好一点

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‎走吧

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‎收到电报的时候 你有什么感受？

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‎什么？

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‎收到女王的电报时 你有什么感受？

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‎和别的时候没什么不同

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‎难过、痛苦
‎宁愿我前一天晚上一睡不醒

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‎但那是女王寄的呢

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‎是个管家寄来的

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‎对那些想和你一样长寿的人
‎你有什么建议？

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‎别活那么久 太惨了

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‎活着本身就很痛苦

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‎我典型的一个月是这样过的：

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‎第一周拉肚子

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‎接下来三周呢？

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‎就什么都拉不出来

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‎你一定见闻很广吧？100年呢

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‎我生于坦布里 也会死于坦布里
‎希望那一天不远了

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‎我他妈孤陋寡闻！

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‎就和一棵树差不多

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‎你的家人对此怎么想？

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‎我没有家人 他们都死了

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‎好吧…那你在这儿总有朋友吧？

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‎他们不是朋友

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‎是混蛋

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‎每一个都是

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‎我讨厌他们所有人

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‎当其中一个比我先死

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‎又会冒出新的混蛋来顶替他们

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‎混蛋！

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‎-很好 拍张照吧
‎-好！

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‎笑一个

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‎去他妈的

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‎很好

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‎-还好吗？
‎-嘿

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‎有空吗？

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‎我今早出门太匆忙了

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‎我知道你一直都睡在这儿

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‎对

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‎听着 我现在跟朱恩一起住了

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‎所以我的公寓空着

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‎是政府福利房 所以我不想放弃

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‎你想在那儿住多久都行

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‎有心了 谢谢你 兰尼

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‎总之 出什么事了？

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‎也没有出什么特别的事

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‎我觉得她需要缓一缓 然后…

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‎把事情想清楚 然后…

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‎我在给她时间考虑

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‎能不能还我一个人情？

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‎朱恩逼着我给她的孩子找实习机会

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‎我们负担不起

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‎-对不起
‎-不 就是攒点工作经验 不用发工资

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‎我觉得她就是不想他待在家里

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‎好吧

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‎那当然可以

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‎-太好了
‎-行

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‎那我去跟朱恩说

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‎谢谢你 马特

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‎谢谢你 兰尼

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‎你好啊

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‎-嗨
‎-你忙吗？

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‎不忙 进来吧

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‎听说你要离婚了 我感到很遗憾

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‎谢谢关心

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‎但你是个非常迷人的男人

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‎-抱歉 什么？
‎-善良、有才智

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‎聪明

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‎帅气

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‎完美

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‎谢谢

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‎在这之前
‎我们一直都保持着单纯的同事关系

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‎我对此非常感激

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‎但我想告诉你
‎如果你想进一步发展 我…

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‎进一步发展？

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‎对 你懂的

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‎我一直都很喜欢你

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‎所以如果你想…

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‎在下班之后…

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‎见面…

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‎玩一玩 你懂吗？

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‎那我很愿意去

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‎是吗？

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‎再见

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‎别坐在我的椅子上

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‎你还好吗？

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‎凯思刚刚说她喜欢我

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‎很好

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‎不 是男女之间的那种喜欢

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‎怎么？你才13岁吗？

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‎很尴尬

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‎别担心

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‎好吧

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‎那你怎么样？

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‎还行 我试着变得更佛系一点儿

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‎哇…好吧

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‎那听好了

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‎那你应该下班后
‎跟我一起去参加冥想课

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‎每周二

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‎混合了瑜伽

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‎还有…别摇头啊
‎我还没说内容是什么呢

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‎有瑜伽 带一点儿哲学

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‎-这是你喜欢的吧？
‎-对

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‎好的 那你想去吗？

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‎-别就…
‎-不去

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‎拜托去试试吧？

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‎我现在也非常不好过 行吗？

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‎我独自一人睡在地板上

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‎那挺佛系的

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‎就像宫城先生一样
‎他们很喜欢睡地板

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‎“他们”？你…

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‎好吧

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‎-拜托了？
‎-他妈的

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‎行吧

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‎-谢谢你
‎-没事了？

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‎对 那…

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‎-挺好的
‎-好

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‎别把凯思的事说出去

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‎我已经忘了

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‎-太好了
‎-行吗？

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‎-对 行吧
‎-很好

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‎谁都不能说？

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‎（秋叶养老院）

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‎看 又体面起来了

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‎-原本后面的头发睡得有点儿乱
‎-你好啊

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨 爸爸

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‎我刚刚去采访了一位百岁老太太

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‎-是吗？
‎-挺好笑的

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‎然后…

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‎兰尼问我跟护士有什么进展

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‎我说我们只是朋友而已 因为…

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‎你说我还没有放下丽莎

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‎你说你觉得我说得对吗？

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‎是的 当然了

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‎他怎么说？

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‎他说我不应该一直等下去
‎不然就会错失良机

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‎那么…

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‎你没跟他说过我的名字吗？

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‎什么意思？

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‎他问的是“你跟护士有什么进展？”

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‎我一定说过 但那不是故事的重点

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‎-乔？
‎-什么？

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‎你是乔

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‎你的哥哥乔？

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‎你好啊 哥们

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‎我是和他长得有点像
‎但他已经过世十年了 尽管如此…

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‎什么？乔死了？

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‎没错 乔死了 他挺讨人喜欢的

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‎所以你是乔的儿子吗？

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‎爸爸 我是你儿子

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‎我是乔吗？

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‎见鬼了

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‎我把话说清楚
‎我又没说我们以后只能做朋友

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‎我当时说
‎我觉得你还没放下你的妻子

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‎是想用这话鼓励你 让你做好准备

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‎我说的不是：“知道吗？

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‎没关系 我们就做朋友吧？”

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‎我只是说你观察得很准确

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‎我的确没有放下丽莎…

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‎听好了 没关系 你别再想这事了

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‎-好吧
‎-你知道的

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‎你好吗 美女？

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‎你好啊

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‎她在哪儿？

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‎在她的房间里

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‎好吧 那回头见 宝贝

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‎他是谁？

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‎西蒙 是一个新搬来的住户的儿子

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‎好吧

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‎他挺好的

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‎他还对你眨眼了

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‎他说：“回头见 宝贝” 然后对你眨眼

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‎那又怎么样？

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‎那…

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‎好吧 不管怎么说…

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‎我要继续工作了

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‎回头见 宝贝

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‎我感到很慌张

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‎每时每刻都很慌张

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‎就像我快要做错事一样

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‎然后我会什么都不做

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‎所以我觉得我跟护士的事情会黄 但…

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‎你要专心让自己开心起来
‎她会等你的

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‎如果你想让她等你

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‎我不确定我值不值得她等

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00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,240
‎我为自己之前的举止

228
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,760
‎感到很羞耻

229
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,160
‎只要能让你好起来 就去做吧

230
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,360
‎好 我没有好转 但…

231
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,080
‎我不会开煤气自杀

232
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,320
‎你连煤气在哪儿都不知道吧？

233
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,560
‎真好笑

234
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,000
‎你当时很痛苦

235
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,240
‎对 我就是为感到痛苦而羞耻 真的

236
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,680
‎患上癌症而死

237
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,880
‎那才是痛苦

238
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,360
‎真正的痛苦

239
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,280
‎所以我觉得自己有点可悲

240
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,840
‎我依然有这种感觉

241
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,400
‎但…

242
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,520
‎我意识到…

243
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,320
‎死亡很快就会降临 所以…

244
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,080
‎死没什么可怕的 因为…

245
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,080
‎没有需要担心的感受

246
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,000
‎反正不用担心我的感受 只有…

247
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,520
‎只有安宁

248
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,880
‎我在试图找一个办法
‎让我可以在死了以后

249
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,920
‎还可以继续烦别人
‎但我还没有想出来

250
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,160
‎所以我只能趁还活着
‎尽一切努力去烦人

251
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,200
‎-这是个爱好
‎-对

252
00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,800
‎没错

253
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,040
‎但我只惹混蛋 那…

254
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,920
‎我试图至少善待那些…

255
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,440
‎对我好的人

256
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,000
‎我发现所有人都有难处

257
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,600
‎我觉得我应该帮助那些…

258
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,680
‎帮助过我的人

259
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:21,520
‎我今晚要去上冥想和瑜伽课

260
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,360
‎这是在帮助

261
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,840
‎我的小舅子 他…

262
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,240
‎和妻子分开了

263
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,680
‎他需要我陪陪他 所以…

264
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,640
‎你懂的

265
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:36,920
‎很好啊

266
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,640
‎咖啡 我的烟瘾犯了 嗓子要冒烟了

267
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,160
‎-请进
‎-什么？

268
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,680
‎没什么

269
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,480
‎-是因为我刚刚没敲门就闯进来了？
‎-嗯

270
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,800
‎你明明可以敲门啊
‎说不定我光着身子呢

271
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,720
‎我从门后面看到你没有光着身子

272
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,960
‎说不通啊

273
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,880
‎如果我光着身子
‎你从门背面就会看到我没穿衣服

274
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,640
‎对 那我就不会进来了

275
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,920
‎但你会看到我光着身子啊

276
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,560
‎我不介意啊

277
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,680
‎好吧 那你会怎么做呢？

278
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,560
‎-什么意思？
‎-你走到门边

279
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,840
‎看到我光着身子 然后不进来

280
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,800
‎那你会做什么？

281
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,360
‎我会敲门

282
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,880
‎这样的话 我光着身子在这儿

283
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,120
‎听到有人敲门 抬头一看
‎看到你透过门看着我

284
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,840
‎那你会怎么办呢 他妈的挥手吗？

285
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,160
‎我不知道啊！

286
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,800
‎也许我不会敲门 而是偷偷溜走

287
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,080
‎话说回来

288
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:45,280
‎你为什么要光着身子坐在桌边
‎就像巨蟒剧团的小品情节一样？

289
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,720
‎那不关你事

290
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,280
‎这是我家 我说了算

291
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,840
‎-那你会光着身子坐在桌边吗？
‎-不会

292
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,080
‎我养了一只狗
‎我不想让它看到我裸体

293
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,480
‎那你想念她什么呢？

294
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,080
‎一切 我就是…

295
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,000
‎我想念她喜欢我

296
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,480
‎一想到我让她失望 我就会很难受

297
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,120
‎或想到她不再爱我了

298
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,840
‎别担心

299
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,680
‎什么意思？

300
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,480
‎那是建议吗？

301
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,520
‎对啊

302
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,840
‎哥们 你别担心就行了

303
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,080
‎行 但事实没那么简单吧？

304
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,120
‎这就像在说：“你在流血 但别担心”

305
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,480
‎说这话不能止血

306
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,400
‎去年 我的肛门流了一个月的血

307
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,920
‎但我没去看医生

308
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,160
‎好吧

309
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,400
‎突然有一天 血就不流了

310
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,880
‎但你不是心理医生吗？

311
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,400
‎你是让我别来找你吗？

312
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,320
‎不 当然不是

313
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,120
‎我是说你不要再想她了

314
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,600
‎开始做别的事情

315
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,720
‎对

316
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,040
‎你应该跟我一起出去
‎破烂哥和亵童犯

317
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,720
‎-亵童犯？
‎-真名是伊恩特劳顿

318
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,040
‎但我们管他叫“亵童犯”
‎或是“恋童伊恩”

319
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,920
‎他不是真有恋童癖
‎这名字是我们朋友间开玩笑起的

320
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,800
‎他有次喝醉酒 跟一个侏儒搞上了

321
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,280
‎他说那和搞一个孩子差不多

322
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,120
‎但没有犯法
‎话说回来 应该算犯法吗？

323
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,040
‎对了 如果我是你
‎就会去看医生 检查一下肛门

324
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,000
‎你好啊 我能用下你的洗手间吗？

325
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,120
‎-好的 在楼上
‎-谢谢

326
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,040
‎好的 过来 给你看一样东西

327
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,680
‎托尼 麻烦你能解释一下
‎这是怎么回事吗？

328
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,640
‎我拿着一张彩票
‎赌他们的婚姻会持续多久

329
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,240
‎所以你可以按照想法下注

330
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,080
‎选项有：
‎“一个月以下”、“一到六个月”

331
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,440
‎“六个月到一年”

332
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,760
‎“一到两年”、“两到四年”
‎或“四到十年”

333
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,520
‎-我会选“四到十年”
‎-噢 谢谢

334
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,680
‎-不用谢
‎-对

335
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,160
‎我自己会选“两到四年”

336
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,520
‎-好 交上五英镑
‎-我会选“一个月以下”

337
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,680
‎好了…

338
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,080
‎他在干什么呢？

339
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,000
‎好狗狗

340
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,000
‎哥们 我得出去一趟

341
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,160
‎好的 再见 我会帮你锁门的

342
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,520
‎不行 出来

343
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,400
‎搞什么鬼？

344
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,600
‎见鬼了！

345
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,240
‎我以为你要撒尿

346
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,280
‎不 我一会儿有约 所以我想洗一洗

347
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,440
‎不可理喻！

348
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,960
‎出去

349
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,160
‎出去！

350
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,600
‎那你转过身去啊！

351
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,880
‎该死！

352
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120
‎都弄干净了！

353
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,080
‎邮差在上班时间泡澡
‎你知道这有多疯狂吗？

354
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,120
‎-怎么了？
‎-事实就是如此

355
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,720
‎帮助别人没什么奇怪的啊

356
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,280
‎我一会儿要去看潜在的合租公寓
‎我一直都流浪街头

357
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,160
‎睡在仓库里

358
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,280
‎我不想见人的时候
‎邋邋遢遢、臭烘烘的

359
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,480
‎这太典型了 我试着放轻松

360
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,200
‎但我火急火燎的
‎是因为我今晚有冥想课

361
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,640
‎帮我变得更佛系

362
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,520
‎但又会发生这种鬼事
‎惹得我很生气

363
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,760
‎达赖喇嘛应该不会发火吧？

364
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,520
‎不妨试试？你明天去他家

365
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,680
‎把你那臭屁股放他的浴缸里洗洗
‎看他会怎么办

366
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,120
‎-那是我的须后水吗？你真该死
‎-对啊 不是吗？很贵

367
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,480
‎出去

368
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
‎再见 哥们

369
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,480
‎白痴

370
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,160
‎甩起来

371
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,440
‎请大家各就各位

372
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,600
‎嘿

373
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,800
‎马特 你好啊

374
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,200
‎-西门 这位是托尼 他是…
‎-欢迎

375
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,520
‎他第一次参加 所以别对他太狠

376
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,600
‎你不需要害怕 大家都很友善

377
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,440
‎好

378
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,880
‎你的心思在哪儿呢？

379
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,160
‎-我的什么在哪里…
‎-心思？

380
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,320
‎别想太多 直接回答吧

381
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,240
‎在我的脑子里

382
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,320
‎-不对
‎-不对吗？

383
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,800
‎在我的直觉里

384
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,400
‎-不
‎-我不知道 我的心思在哪儿？

385
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,120
‎它在你身体的每个细胞里

386
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,680
‎好吧

387
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,720
‎你好好思考这个问题

388
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,880
‎四肢着地

389
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,200
‎-请吧
‎-好

390
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,920
‎-托尼 把鞋子脱掉
‎-不行

391
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,720
‎-不行？
‎-不行

392
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,560
‎我们从深呼吸开始

393
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,360
‎吸气

394
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,600
‎抬起尾骨

395
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,840
‎展开胸口 与地面对抗

396
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,440
‎呼气 将痛苦呼出来

397
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,640
‎向前敞开心扉

398
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,120
‎看向你们的骨盆

399
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,520
‎通过第三只眼向外看

400
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,960
‎-听到了吗？
‎-将刚刚的动作重复十遍

401
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,640
‎这是开玩笑吗？

402
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,560
‎绿茶 好喝

403
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,280
‎-听起来是很好喝！
‎-托尼…

404
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,200
‎该死

405
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,560
‎托尼 没事吧？

406
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,680
‎-没事
‎-是吗？

407
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,360
‎那好

408
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,080
‎妈的！

409
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,360
‎-你别听就好了
‎-各位继续

410
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,840
‎你感冒了吗？

411
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,560
‎从来不会

412
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,120
‎生病是一种心境

413
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,440
‎我不想生病 我不想感到痛苦

414
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,440
‎睁着眼睛说瞎话

415
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,360
‎-拜托了 托尼
‎-你经历的一切不如意

416
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,000
‎一定都是你自找的

417
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,880
‎不对 乱说

418
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960
‎我们有选择

419
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,320
‎去死吧！

420
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,680
‎-求你了
‎-真是荒谬

421
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,560
‎风铃？大声喝茶？抽鼻子？
‎那怎么能让人放松？

422
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,680
‎太恶心了

423
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,520
‎我走了
‎要让身上每一个细胞都喝得烂醉

424
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,320
‎下周二见

425
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,160
‎那话倒没说错
‎你是个鼻涕虫王八蛋！

426
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,720
‎好吧…

427
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,480
‎-麻烦大家进入平板式
‎-棒极了

428
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,880
‎谢谢你 你刚待了多久 两分钟左右？

429
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,280
‎我不知道 我待不下去了

430
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,280
‎我以为你感觉好一些了

431
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,560
‎这会儿好一些了

432
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,080
‎见鬼 你看看你！又喝得烂醉！

433
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,640
‎-你难道很清醒吗？少来
‎-对 但我能把握好量

434
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,200
‎但你是男人 你的肝比我的大

435
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,840
‎“钢…”

436
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,880
‎如果我们一晚喝完两瓶酒

437
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,000
‎我会比你死得更快！

438
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,960
‎反正我们其中一人会先死

439
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,760
‎所以我先死好了？

440
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,880
‎我要敬这话一杯！

441
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,280
‎行吧 干杯 敬我先死

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‎-干杯！
‎-干杯！