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<i>Dalam televisyen nampak mudah, bukan?</i>

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<i>- Dalam Olimpik?</i>
<i>- Ya.</i>

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<i>Rasanya awak tak terpilih tahun ini.</i>

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<i>- Tak?</i>
<i>- Tak.</i>

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<i>- Ya, Tuhan.</i>
<i>- Ya,Tuhan!</i>

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<i>- Ya.</i>
<i>- Kita berlegar-legar.</i>

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<i>- Orang pandang.</i>
<i>- Taklah!</i>

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<i>Orang tengok saya cakap, "Aduhai."</i>

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<i>Mereka tengok saya cakap begitu.</i>

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<i>Mereka cakap, "Tengoklah dia.</i>
<i>Cuba bantu isterinya…"</i>

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<i>Dia tak bantu pun!</i>

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<i>Dia ketawakan isterinya dan rakam video!</i>
<i>Itu bukan membantu!</i>

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- Hai.
- Hai.

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Pintu belakang buka jadi saya masuk.

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- Bagus. Lapar?
- Ya. 

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- Nak ke mana?
- Yang cepat.

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- Saya kerja jam 10:00.
- Okey.

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Awak nak mendayung nanti?

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- Mendayung?
- Ya.

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Saja untuk suka-suka, mendayung di kolam.

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Di kolam bot? Kenapa?

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Saja. Saya fikir
awak mungkin suka mendayung.

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Tak juga.

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Jumpa nanti!

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Jom, Em.

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AKHBAR TAMBURY

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- Selamat pagi.
- Pagi.

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Sedia?

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Oh, sekejap.

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Awak okey?

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- Apa?
- Duduk.

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"Apa?" Sapa orang begitu? Helo.

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- Nak datang…
- Tak.

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Belum cakap.

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Ke rumah untuk makan malam.

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Bawalah Emma. Boleh janji temu bersama.

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Kami bukan pasangan.

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Maksud saya, kita berempat.

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Saya boleh bawa Brian
jika awak nak mengira.

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Semua susah dengan awak.

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Bawa saja kawan baik awak, Emma.

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Kita boleh luang masa bersama.

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Sejujurnya, ia bagus untuk kita.
Saya dan Jill.

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Seronok tetamu datang rumah.
Kami jarang keluar…

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Saya rasa itu antara masalah
dalam perkahwinan kami.

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Apa? Sebab tiada tetamu?

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- Tak. Awak faham maksudnya.
- Tak.

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Okey, dengar sini.

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Jill fikir saya tak sukakan cabaran.
Awak percaya?

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Ya.

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Saya serius.

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Mengarut. Saya ada dua jaket kalis air.

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Orang suka cabaran ada jaket itu.

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Lelaki yang sukakan cabaran
tak kisah jika rambutnya basah.

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Saya tengok peralatan berkhemah.
Mungkin nak beli but.

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Datanglah. Tolonglah.

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Buktikan dia silap.
Saya rasa dia salah faham.

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Cuba cakap.

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Ada cara buktikan dia salah
tanpa libatkan saya?

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Hal kecil saja. Tak perlu duduk lama pun.

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Awak dan Emma datang,
kita berseronok, selesai.

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- Tak beritahu Jill?
- Tak, spontan.

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Saya akan telefon beritahu dia.
Kalau tak, nanti dia gementar.

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Dia tentu nak siap sedia
dan kami jarang makan besar.

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Makan sebelum awak datang,
kemudian kita minum,

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mainkan muzik, bergelak ketawa.

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Takkan ada ketawa.

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Jam 7:30?

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Waktu begitu saya dah wain kedua.

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Bagus. Minum di rumah saya.

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- Okey.
- Ya?

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- Okey.
- Ya.

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Jika Emma nak.

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Terima kasih.

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Gila menjengkelkan.

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- Saya boleh dengar.
- Tahu.

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- Tunggulah keluar pejabat dulu…
- Ya.

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Hari dah pun teruk.

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RUMAH ORANG TUA AUTUMNAL LEAVES

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- Hai.
- Hai.

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Bagaimana kawan awak, Tony?

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Begitulah. Kami cuma kawan.

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Kadangkala hubungan kami tegang.

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Swafoto bersama pun kami tiada.

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Dia tentu gila tak beri perhatian
kepada awak.

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Betul.

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Tentu seronok mendokumenkan
novel ke-50 saya.

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Lima puluh? Wah.
Berapa lama awak dah menulis?

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Seumur hidup saya.
Itu saja yang saya nak buat.

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Novel pertama ketika 15 tahun

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dan saya tulis paling kurang
satu setiap tahun.

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Wah. Siapa penerbit awak?

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Terbitan sendiri.

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Saya reka muka depan.
Ia sangat profesional.

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Bukan dari segi keuntungan.

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Saya sebenarnya rugi
tapi sangat suka menulis.

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Saya perlu wariskan sesuatu.

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Saya tak pernah berkahwin atau ada anak.

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Bagaimana awak sara hidup?

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Saya perantara.

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Baik.

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Saya baca aura, tapak tangan
atau bola kristal, daun teh, apa-apa saja.

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Tapi yang saya paling suka. Novel.

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Semua novel ini tentang satu watak, bukan?

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Ya.

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Dr. Barnaby Love, MD.

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Gabungan drama perubatan
dan fiksyen erotik.

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"Dr. Barnaby Love, MD,
dalam Dua Di Ranjang Maut."

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Kenapa "Dr. Barnaby Love, MD,
dalam Dua Di Ranjang Maut."

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Saya berharap ia dipilih untuk
siri drama panjang seperti Columbo.

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Tapi malangnya tidak.

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Pilihan utama saya Roger Moore

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tapi kini mungkin
pelakon macam George Clooney.

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Dia pernah berlakon jadi doktor.
Dia pakar dengannya.

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Dia lebih arif.

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Awak tak pernah belajar perubatan?

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Tak.

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- Bagaimana boleh tulis tentang perubatan?
- Baca saja.

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Baik.

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Nak saya bacakan sedikit?

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Ya.

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<i>Terbuka Luas.</i>

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Bukan ini. Tak senonoh.

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Sini. Bahagian ini bagus.

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Dr. Barnaby sedang membedah pesakit

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yang semua pakar bedah dunia
sepakat tak boleh dirawat.

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Tapi Dr. Barnaby tak setuju.

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Okey. "Jururawat Stacey lap keningnya."

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"'Lebih baik, doktor?'"

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"Mata bertemu di balik topeng
yang dipakai di bilik bedah.

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"'Panggil Barnaby.'"

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"Mukanya merah. 'Okey, kita masuk!'"

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"Dia suntik ubat ke arteri utama pesakit."

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"'Itu dah cukup,' kata Barnaby.
'Jahit dia.'"

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"'Makan malam?' 'Ya,' jawabnya.
'Jumpa jam lapan.'"

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Itu dia.

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- Dia hidup?
- Siapa?

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Pesakit.

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Saya tak tulis. Saya tak kisah pun.

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Tentu selamat jika
doktor suntik ubat ke arteri utama.

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Tepat sekali.

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Entah kenapa pakar bedah dunia
tak terfikir tentangnya.

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Dr. Barnaby istimewa, bukan?

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Pakar bedah terbaik dunia.

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Dia juga kuat nafsu orangnya.

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- Bagus. Ambil gambar.
- Ya.

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Senyum.

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Bagus.

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- Ini akan masuk akhbar minggu depan?
- Ya.

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Boleh tulis yang saya buat
bacaan dan autograf

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di Pesta Tambury?

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Baiklah.

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Bagus. Bawa isteri awak bersama.
Kebanyakannya untuk wanita.

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Saya tak ada isteri.

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Gay? Lagi bagus.

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Saya bukan gay. Cuma…

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Saya…

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Isteri dah mati.

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Saya bersimpati.

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Awak nak hubungi dia?

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Sepenuh hati saya.

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- Okey. Saya…
-Tak, saya tak…

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Saya tak…

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Saya tak percaya semua itu.
Tapi terima kasih.

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Ini untuk awak.

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Terbuka Luas.

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Dalam konteks ini,
ia hanya ada satu maksud.

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- Ya.
- Betul tak?

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Saya benci betul.

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Dia tahu kita nak melintas
tapi dia nak juga jalan

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sebab dia si dungu
yang tak bertimbang rasa!

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Kalaulah ada batu,
saya baling ke tingkap kereta.

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Barulah lengkap rasa benci.

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Awak bawa batu bersama,

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berlegar di lintasan belang.

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Khidmat sosial. Saya macam Batman.

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Tapi gila.

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Ya. Mungkin saya tak bersedih.

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Mungkin saya si keji,
yang suka menghukum.

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Kisah wira klasik, bukan?

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Saya macam Batman atau Dexter.

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Dia pembunuh bersiri,
ayahnya hanya ajar bunuh orang jahat

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tapi dia cuma gila.

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Atau Spider-Man.

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Pak ciknya dibunuh dan
dia tewaskan orang jahat, bukan?

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Bukan digigit labah-labah?
Tak ingat pula pak cik.

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Ya, kemudian dia buat baju nak bermegah.

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Itu saya tak kisah.
Saya akan pakai baju sendiri. Jadi…

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Saya juga akan serang Spider-Man.

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Si gila yang pakai baju tidur budak?

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00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,480
- Tapi dia ada deria labah-labah.
- Ya? Hentak! Pijak!

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"Dr. Barnaby bersandar pada
kerusi pejabat, sambil berfikir."

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"Dia bimbangkan pesakit penghidap
barah paling teruk pernah dia lihat."

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"Pintu diketuk.
'Masuk,' kata Dr.  Barnaby."

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"Jururawat Cindy berdiri
di pintu yang dibuka,

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jururawat tercantik di hospital."
Tentulah.

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"'Maaf,' katanya.
'Bilik persalinan wanita rosak,

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saya nak tukar baju di sini
sebab awak doktor.'"

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"'Silakan,' kata Dr. Barnaby."

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"'Saya pakar bedah,

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wanita yang berbogel

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tak beri kesan pada saya
sepertimana lelaki biasa.'"

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Tak sanggup baca.

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- Bacalah.
- Ambillah.

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Oh, Tuhan.

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"Jururawat Cindy mula buka baju.
Dia sangat seksi,

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dan pandangan Dr. Barnaby
padanya berbeza

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berbanding pada pesakit."

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00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,520
"'Saya nampak okey?'"

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00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,960
"'Ya,' kata Dr.  Barnaby."

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00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,640
"'Baik awak periksa nadi saya.'"

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Ceritanya agak baik.
Gaya lama dan beri harapan.

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00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,560
Dia juga penilik nasib.

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- Katanya.
- Kenapa dia nak tipu?

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- Sebab mustahil.
- Tiada yang mustahil.

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Awak menang.

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Awak tak nampak,
tapi tak bermakna ia tak wujud.

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Jika tiada sesiapa nampak?

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Mungkin halimunan.

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- Ya.
- Boleh saya lawat dia?

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Untuk menyiasatnya?

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- Jika mahu.
- Saya akan berfikiran terbuka.

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Jika fikir ia tak benar,
awak takkan percaya.

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Nak saya aturkan?

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Ya.

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Baru terasa nak tulis tentangnya.

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Itu pun dia.

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Saya suruh awak tunggu luar.

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Dia hantar saya ke mesyuarat.
Kami bukannya pasangan.

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Saya cuma suka Rolls-Royce dia.
Dia tahu, bukan?

231
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- Ya.
- Ya, bagus.

232
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- Apa awak dapat?
- Orang fikir dia ada teman wanita.

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Tapi dia tahu itu tak mungkin berlaku.
Sayang sekali.

234
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Dengan Rolls-Royce, status jutawan
dan kebaikan hatinya,

235
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dia tentu sempurna, kecuali satu.

236
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- Apa?
- Muka! Nampak?

237
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Ya, muka saya.
Mak saya pun cakap saya hodoh.

238
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Awak tak kisah, Colin?

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Ia menyedihkan.

240
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Memusnahkan saya.

241
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Dulu saya selalu berharap nak mati.
Tapi apa boleh buat?

242
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,240
Betul, sebab itu saya nak semua tahu
dia bukan teman lelaki saya.

243
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Mungkin awak patut pakai topi.

244
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Atau topeng muka.

245
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:06,320
- Kath suka dia sekejap, bukan?
- Ya, Colin. Betul.

246
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,840
Kath ada cita rasa.

247
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Jomlah, nanti lambat.

248
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Lekas.

249
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Macam anjing.

250
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,400
- Boleh sambung kerja?
- Tak mungkin. Tak berbaloi.

251
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Tolonglah. Dah cukup buang masa.

252
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Ini yang baru.

253
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- Apa lebih teruk dari termakan ulat?
- Entah.

254
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,760
Nampak bekas isteri di tempat letak kereta

255
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ditiduri ramai pemandu lori Belanda.

256
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,760
Kalau awak termakan ulat dalam epal,
itu biasa saja.

257
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Saya akan mula
lebih serius dalam komedi saya.

258
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,640
Kehidupan saya dah sangat teruk,

259
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saya dah jatuh,
jadi hanya perlu bangun, bukan?

260
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,000
Ya. Saya pula, Ken dapatkan
tempat uji bakat untuk saya.

261
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,520
Kecil-kecilan saja.

262
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,520
- Celaka.
- Apa?

263
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,400
Biar betul.

264
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,800
Bekas isteri saya dan Micky.

265
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,160
Dia ganaskah?

266
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,160
Dia sangat psiko.

267
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,800
Saya pernah nampak dia
pukul warden trafik.

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Awak boleh bayangkan.

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Hai.

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- Apa khabar?
- Baik.

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Apa khabar, Micky?

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00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,720
James, ini Micky.
Bekas isteri saya, Elizabeth.

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Hai.

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- Apa khabar?
- Masih bersama?

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Berpisah dan kembali bersama.

276
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,240
Dia pernah meniduri Spud Head.

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00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,200
Dia nampak kita bersama, bukan?

278
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Kekok.

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Taklah kekok.

280
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,400
Beri saya alasan untuk
belasah dia cukup-cukup.

281
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,600
Penuh darah, bukan?

282
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,120
Teruk betul.

283
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,920
- Nampaknya berhasil.
- Awak kenal saya.

284
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,920
Saya lihat keadaan secara positif.

285
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,280
Saya tahu, kawan.

286
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,720
Masalah saya ialah
saya cuba nak puaskan semua orang.

287
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,360
Dia perempuan jalang.

288
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,600
Dia tahu.

289
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,920
Awak sihat?

290
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:14,920
Bolehlah.

291
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,520
Apa-apa pun, gembira jumpa awak.

292
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,280
Kita jumpa lagi nanti.

293
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,240
- Baik-baik.
- Ya.

294
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,160
Selamat tinggal.

295
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,320
Kami lalu melepasi pinggul Elizabeth.

296
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,960
Ya, jalan satu roda. Begitu.

297
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,440
Menyedihkan betul kawan awak ini.

298
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,000
- Awak tak menyedihkan.
- Orang yang gagal.

299
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,320
- Tak setanding saya.
- Awak bergurau?

300
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,800
- Tak.
- Awak boleh menyanyi, menari.

301
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:52,320
Main rekorder dengan hidung.
Boleh mengait. Pandai guna benang.

302
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,160
Kalau awak gagal, apa peluang kita ada?

303
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,240
Terima kasih.

304
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,320
Nak ke tapak pelupusan?
Mana tahu ada kekecohan.

305
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,080
Mestilah nak! Saya nak jumpa
ejen saya dulu sekejap.

306
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,680
- Saya ikut awak.
- Jom.

307
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,800
Awak okey?

308
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,360
Ya.

309
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,160
Saya baru cakap dengan Stan,
awak akan datang.

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Betul.

311
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,960
- Seronok bekerja?
- Ya.

312
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,240
- Masih cakap dengan dia?
- Setiap hari.

313
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,960
Bukan saja di sini. Semua tempat.

314
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,960
Tapi di rumah, saya tak dipandang pelik.

315
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,840
Ia amat membantu.

316
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,480
Cakap kuat-kuat.

317
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,160
Awak dengar sendiri.

318
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,520
Ya, saya tak pernah bercakap sendiri.
Saya mungkin akan bertengkar.

319
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,240
Awak takkan bercakap dengan diri.

320
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,040
Tak.

321
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600
Dia macam masih di sini.

322
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,600
Macam saya di dalam dua minda.

323
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,560
Satu tahu kebenaran.

324
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,720
Dia dah mati.

325
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,640
Lojik.

326
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,000
Tiada syurga.
Tiada penjelmaan semula, tiada hantu.

327
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,240
Saya tahu.

328
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,840
Tapi saya dapat rasa dia

329
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,760
dalam diri saya.

330
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,360
Setiap masa.

331
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,160
Dia sebahagian daripada saya,
membimbing saya.

332
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,160
Pelik.

333
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,160
Itu kerana awak manusia

334
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,160
dan tiada yang masuk akal.

335
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,680
Awak macam ahli falsafah.

336
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,360
Tak mengapa ada perasaan.

337
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,000
Perkara yang tak logik.

338
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,520
Sains buat kita faham
cara hidup lebih lama.

339
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,480
Perasaan beri kita sebab untuk hidup.

340
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,640
Atau tak nak.

341
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,440
Saya berhujah dengan baik.

342
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,200
Saya okey.

343
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,080
- Mak.
- Helo. Apa kamu buat di sini?

344
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,960
Ada mesyuarat perniagaan.

345
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,480
- Semoga mudah.
- Apa mak buat?

346
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,120
- Dia warna rambut saya.
- Membantu dia.

347
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,480
Lantaklah. Apa nak buat dengan awak?

348
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,600
Masih hantar surat khabar? Bagaimana dia?

349
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,120
Perlu cari duit. Mak kata
saya cukup tua untuk bayar sewa.

350
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200
Barulah adil, betul Ken?

351
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,200
Berkawan dengan si tak guna ini?

352
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,640
- Jangan ambil hati.
- Tak.

353
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,000
Saya dan Brian sepasukan.

354
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,880
- Dia nak diwakili juga.
- Untuk?

355
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,760
- Komediri.
- Dengan serius.

356
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,160
Saya sedia. Saya nak teruskan.

357
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,440
Saya dah bosan hilang keyakinan

358
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,720
dan jadi tak guna.

359
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,760
Memang tak guna.

360
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,160
Awak langsung tiada bakat dalam komedi.

361
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,240
- Keberanian saya merosot.
- Awak boleh lahirkan bintang.

362
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,600
Saya bukan magik!

363
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,080
- Dia bukan magik.
- Buang masa saja.

364
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,800
- Sia-sia.
- Bukan begitu sikapnya!

365
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,160
- Bukan?
- Bukan!

366
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,840
- Awak buatlah.
- Boleh!

367
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,720
Sibukkan diri sebab
saya tak boleh carikan kerja.

368
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,640
Baguslah.

369
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,640
- Tak kisahlah.
- Apa yang tak kisah?

370
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,840
Jadi orang gagal.

371
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,400
Mak masih sayang kamu.

372
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,600
Baguslah.

373
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,800
- Awak okey?
- Ya, awak?

374
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,800
Ya. Masih bertahan dengan keadaan hidup.

375
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,440
- Keadaan apa?
- Roxy.

376
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,040
Apa jadi dengan Roxy?

377
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,000
- Awak tahu.
- Tak tahu, apa?

378
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,920
- Dia teman wanita saya, bukan?
- Ya.

379
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,720
Dan?

380
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,480
Dia buat seks oral dengan ramai lelaki.

381
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,400
Baik.

382
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,320
Saya tak tahu.

383
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,480
- Awak tahu sebab saya beritahu.
- Kenapa?

384
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,400
- Ia membimbangkan saya.
- Okey, betul.

385
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,160
Saya tiada komen.

386
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,400
Bil gas.

387
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,840
Baik.

388
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,720
Jumpa lagi.

389
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,600
Jumpa lagi.

390
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,680
Bagus rasanya dapat…

391
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,880
duduk-duduk saja.

392
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,160
- Hujung hari.
- Ya.

393
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,560
Saya sebenarnya duduk sepanjang hari di…

394
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,200
Awak tak pakai
<i>jumper </i>merah jambu di pejabat.

395
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,440
Tak. Warna jingga.

396
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,760
Jingga kesumba.

397
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,120
Tanpa kemeja-T di dalam. Menarik.

398
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,320
Rasa benang bulu biri pada kulit awak?

399
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,880
Benang bulu merino, jadi sangat lembut.

400
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,440
- Awak panas.
- Saya pakai kemeja-T.

401
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,400
Saya fikir,

402
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,080
"Tanggal kemeja-T, pakai <i>jumper</i>."

403
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,400
Ya.

404
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,560
Tak menyesal.

405
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,600
- Jill belikan pokok hias rumah.
- Untuk kamu berdua.

406
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,200
Bagaimana nak beri kami berdua?

407
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,880
- Saya tinggal sendirian.
- Saya…

408
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,400
Saya boleh tengok apabila saya datang.

409
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,800
Dia cuma nak bersopan.

410
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,800
- Emma tak rasa tersisih.
- Ya.

411
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,360
Terima kasih.

412
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,080
Jangan siram banyak air.

413
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,480
Ia kaktus, jadi…

414
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,520
Cantik lukisan awak.

415
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,360
Lukisan Lisa.

416
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,960
- Bukan lukisan terbaik.
- Maksud awak?

417
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,880
- Saya…
- Tak suka, saya ambil.

418
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,000
Saya suka. Dia cuma sangat mahir melukis,

419
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,560
itu bukan yang terbaik.

420
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,520
- Betul.
- Janganlah begini.

421
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,720
Minta diri dulu.

422
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,880
- Okey, saya ikut awak?
- Tak.

423
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,960
Angin saya tak baik. Saya dah agak.
Awak duduklah dulu.

424
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,480
Saya okey.

425
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,480
Terima kasih.

426
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,240
Saya…

427
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,520
Maaf tentang itu.

428
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,880
Dia belum pulih.

429
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,440
Dia okey.

430
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,640
Dia masih cintakan Lisa
dan saya takkan jadi pengganti,

431
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,240
saya rasa dia nak semua orang tahu.

432
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,080
- Awak sangat…
- Tenang.

433
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,160
- Sangat…
- Sangat bagus.

434
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,520
- Sabar.
- Dan baik.

435
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,280
Saya orang dewasa.

436
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,600
Jangan terlebih siram.

437
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,520
Bodoh.

438
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,000
<i>Pendapat awak?</i>

439
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,240
<i>Orang salji terbaik!</i>

440
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,120
<i>- Orang-orang salji!</i>
<i>- Oh, ya.</i>

441
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,320
<i>- Ya.</i>
<i>- Saya silap.</i>

442
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,320
<i>Boleh jadi sebarang jantina.</i>

443
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,320
{\an8}<i>Lobak merah jadi kemaluannya.</i>

444
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,800
<i>- Betul!</i>
<i>- Awak tak fikirkannya.</i>

445
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,840
<i>Nak betulkan saya pula.</i>

446
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,080
{\an8}<i>Cantik kemaluannya.</i>

447
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,280
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Farhana Syazwani