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‪托尼

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‪操

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‪我的心跳已经他妈140了

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‪是的 看出来了

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‪太棒了

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‪来

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‪给你

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‪-你好
‪-还好吗？

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‪嗯 挺好的 你呢？

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‪嗯 很好 狗怎么样？

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‪-狗怎么样？
‪-是啊 一定是躺在沙发上休息

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‪嗯 它挺好

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‪太好了 你可以问候一下我的女朋友

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‪-你女朋友还好吗？
‪-挺好的

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‪正在被赌场的安迪·诺里斯从后面干

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‪好的

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‪回头见

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‪（秋叶养老院）

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‪今天外面天气又很好

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‪要不陪你出去散散步

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‪昨天晚上的事 对不起
‪很明显不是因为你

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‪我受不了别人干涉我的事

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‪没错

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‪而且是当众…

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‪那你今晚想喝酒吗？就咱们？

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‪-不想
‪-真的？

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‪开玩笑的 我当然想喝酒

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‪你想去哪里？

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‪不去哪里 我就在沙发上喝酒

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‪好吧 要不我过来坐在旁边的沙发上

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‪好的

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‪-有金酒吗？
‪-全都有

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‪-汤力水有吗？
‪-只有酒

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‪-我买点汤力水来
‪-好的

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‪-柠檬呢？
‪-没有

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‪那我带一个柠檬来

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‪-你还好吧？
‪-你是我儿子吗？

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‪就好像什么都没变 对吧？

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‪-什么？
‪-爸

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‪回头见

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‪还早 9点15份

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‪要喝一杯茶吗？

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‪好啊

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‪没我坐的地方？

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‪我们刚好要走了

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‪好的

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‪去什么好地方吗？

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‪-去喝茶
‪-太好了

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‪好的

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‪回头见

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‪-你没事吧？
‪-没事

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‪对了 我不会取代斯坦

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‪-什么意思？
‪-我和安妮

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‪我们还都怀念各自的另一半

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‪只是我们现在一起怀念他们

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‪你也希望两个孤独的人幸福 对吧？

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‪对

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‪你应该不会对自己说

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‪“希望他们已故的伴侣不介意”

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‪当然不会

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‪那你为什么这么自我设限呢？

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‪又一个人了

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‪没事

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‪你了解我的 我不抱怨

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‪哎 我还是那么想念你

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‪这一点大概永远不会变了

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‪没有你 我不够坚强

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‪我还在经历哀伤的几个阶段

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‪否认的这个阶段很麻烦

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‪我从来不否认你已经不在了

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‪我否认的是我得了精神疾病

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‪即便在我有自杀倾向的时候

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‪我都从不觉得自己有什么问题

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‪我以为那样做才是对的

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‪当时别人觉得我脑子不清楚
‪我还很生气

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‪到最近我才意识到我当时是病了

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‪我想那就是康复的一丝希望所在吧

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‪跟你说话 感觉很好

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‪昨晚的事 对不起

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‪但是我心情不好

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‪我当时不知道你为什么要批评丽莎

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‪没人批评丽莎

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‪我们只是不希望艾玛觉得
‪相比之下自己毫无价值

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‪为什么？她又不是我的新任妻子

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‪没错 但她是一个人
‪是一个很不错的人

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‪-你走之后 我们就是这样跟她说的
‪-好的

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‪当时我正在把仙人掌
‪砸到一辆车的车窗里

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‪因为他在斑马线没停

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‪太棒了 回头我接到新闻爆料
‪你可以报道一下

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‪-活该
‪-什么意思？

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‪那天晚上我本来就不想来
‪是为了你我才来的

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‪-因为你要把生活变得更有趣
‪-怪我

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‪-你我都学到了一课 不是吗？
‪-学到了什么？

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‪永远不要帮别人

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‪太好了 好好上了一课 没错

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‪说真的 你得想办法控制怒气

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‪早晚害死你自己

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‪或者害死别人

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‪不如用体育运动疏导一下？
‪你以前很爱运动

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‪现在你太放纵自己了

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‪每天夜里喝到很晚
‪天知道还有别的什么事 有你受的

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‪我确实放纵了自己

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‪我告诉你 我哪怕喝下半瓶威士忌

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‪还是可以在任何体育项目上胜过你

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‪-别傻了
‪-当然可以

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‪-怎么？
‪-乒乓球呢？

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‪-好吧
‪-是吧？

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‪-是的
‪-不费多少体力

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‪没事 别担心 打赌吗？

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‪-好吗？
‪-好啊

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‪-100磅
‪-不 这也太…

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‪好吧 没问题 100镑 来吧

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‪我来给俱乐部打电话
‪那里有几张球桌

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‪抱歉 对了

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‪这是科琳 新来的实习生
‪她顶珊迪的位子 这是托尼

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‪-你还好吗？
‪-不太好

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‪我都快疯了

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‪从底层做起

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‪我在以前那份工作已经升到管理层

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‪-你以前的工作在哪里？
‪-小超市

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‪但是疫情中关门了
‪所以我只能饥不择食了

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‪虽然待遇很差 而且我根本不会

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‪好吧 那我们是同坐一条船了

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‪是嘛？你也是和酗酒的妈妈住一起？

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‪你舅舅猥亵你？
‪你爸爸因为打了你舅舅而进了监狱？

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‪具体的工作安排 麻烦你指导她一下

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‪好的

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‪要不要看我们采访换偶者？

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‪什么？

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‪换偶者？

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‪你刚才说的我都没听懂

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‪我是报纸的记者 对吧？

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‪所以别人有有趣的故事
‪我就去找他们谈

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‪-好的 为什么？
‪-为什么？

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‪对

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‪我为什么和他们谈？
‪还是我为什么要做这些事？

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‪对

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‪跟我们走吧

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‪我是杰夫 这是我的伴侣薇拉

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‪你好

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‪感谢邀请我们过来

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‪换偶俱乐部的目的是什么？

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‪-开心
‪-对

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‪-通过性的方式
‪-对

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‪我在火葬场工作 工作内容比较无聊

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‪所以我喜欢放松

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‪因为工作 他会很沮丧

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‪非常压抑

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‪-他必须要发泄出来
‪-对

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‪对

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‪所以我们开始做这件事

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‪完全合法 年龄也合法

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‪远超法定年龄

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‪对 参与者都同意
‪所有的事 我们都征求允许

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‪不乱来 一切都是百分百安全

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‪必须使用安全套

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‪不准摄影摄像

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‪我们将之称为“维加斯俱乐部”

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‪维加斯发生的事 只会留在维加斯
‪听过这句话吧？

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‪嗯 但是你们乐意上报纸？

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‪对 我们不介意

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‪但我不会给你们其他成员的照片

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‪不希望他们在街上
‪非自愿地被别人认出来

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‪这是一个非常好的私人俱乐部

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‪想要开心的人可以参加

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‪一点都不奇怪 这一点要反复强调

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‪它是一种赞美

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‪对吧？赞美对身体的分享

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‪但是如果有谁不想进行完整的性交

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‪那也没事

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‪就像我们的波尔登太太

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‪她只喜欢杰夫抚摸她

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‪她很喜欢

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‪这由她来决定

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‪而她的丈夫诺曼
‪则喜欢什么都给他插进去 对吧？

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‪-比如呢？
‪-不问

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‪-不回答？
‪-假阳具

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‪-噢
‪-主要是这个

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‪他自己带来 不用在别人身上

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‪卫生是首要的 这个可以写下来

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‪好的

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‪别人怎么加入呢？

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‪只要来就行了 不用加入

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‪第一次可以看看 了解一下情况

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‪-你想加入吗？
‪-不了 谢谢

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‪-不用了 我就免了
‪-真的？

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‪-真的
‪-非常欢迎你

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‪我们各个类型的都有 这你不用担心

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‪还有一个小个儿中国小伙

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‪金姆很可爱 他快得很 对吧？

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‪相当快 祝他好运

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‪不管怎么说 就像杰夫说的

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‪如果愿意 也可以只是观看

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‪-不了
‪-对 就像玛丽·比德尔那样

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‪愿她安息

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‪她当时坐着轮椅

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‪不过我们以前会把她安排在角落

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‪她会观看

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‪别的她也做不了

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‪她可以自己解决

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‪对 她有一只手能动

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‪-你要拍一张照片吗？
‪-好的

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‪微笑

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‪很好

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‪-还好吗？
‪-你好

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‪-你好
‪-你好

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‪换偶者们怎么样？

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‪很恐怖

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‪我老是忍不住想说
‪“抱歉 你们为什么和我们说这些呢？

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‪你们自己知道就行了 很奇怪”

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‪至少他们有自己的生活
‪我什么都没有

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‪我没有男朋友 而且我他妈很容易泡

214
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,640
‪不用急

215
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,480
‪我30多岁才认识了我太太

216
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,920
‪-你太太去世了 不是吗？
‪-是的

217
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,320
‪节哀顺变

218
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,520
‪谢谢

219
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,800
‪在我不经意之间 她出现了

220
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,640
‪我当时住在
‪一个自助洗衣店楼上的破烂单间

221
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,840
‪整天都能听到洗衣机的声音

222
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,800
‪要不是丽莎 我现在大概还住在那里

223
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,120
‪我从来就没钱 她赚得比我多很多

224
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,000
‪我们买房子
‪她爸借了首付的钱给我们

225
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,520
‪在她生病之前没多久
‪我们把贷款还清了

226
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,160
‪要是那房子不是我们的
‪我现在大概住在桥洞底下

227
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,080
‪可能还是比我的情况好

228
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,400
‪有一个单间住 我就很开心了

229
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,000
‪我想租一个公寓 但是钱有点紧张

230
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,840
‪你可以搬去和托尼住
‪他家那么大 就他一个人

231
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,840
‪-对啊 凯思
‪-我也不想

232
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,040
‪不想

233
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:25,960
‪为什么不想？

234
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,400
‪我不是要找地方住
‪而是要找地方靠自己生活

235
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,960
‪我要独立

236
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,600
‪我觉得自己很失败

237
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,240
‪-我晚一点要看房 你去吗？
‪-为什么叫我去？

238
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,880
‪我觉得他们会对我居高临下

239
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,920
‪所以你需要
‪一个中年灰发的胖子陪你去？

240
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,920
‪对

241
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,640
‪没问题

242
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,200
‪我以前总觉得
‪自己会成为很好的地产中介

243
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,360
‪-肯定的
‪-知道为什么吗？

244
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,400
‪-冷酷无情
‪-值得信任

245
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,160
‪大家能看出来我说得没错

246
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,240
‪看不出

247
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,280
‪对了 我给那谁打了电话
‪那个小说家 灵媒女士

248
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,040
‪她说可以帮你做咨询

249
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,440
‪她会看手相、看水晶球什么的？

250
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,040
‪她说会给你看气场
‪然后告诉你该怎么做

251
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,400
‪希望两个有天赋的人不会互相抵消

252
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,760
‪什么天赋？

253
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,800
‪我有一些心灵天赋

254
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,920
‪噢 是嘛？

255
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
‪不是

256
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,280
‪-你怎么知道？
‪-不就是胡扯吗？

257
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,320
‪-你不相信那些胡说八道的东西吧？
‪-什么？

258
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,520
‪超自然 灵媒 算命先生那些东西

259
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,560
‪我不知道

260
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,040
‪应该有点道理吧

261
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,440
‪如果是骗人 那就会被列为非法
‪而且他们赚了很多钱

262
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,640
‪嗯 但如果真的有效

263
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,840
‪他们每周买彩票好了
‪就会成为亿万富翁

264
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,840
‪有道理

265
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,600
‪我觉得是给有所求的人的

266
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,120
‪-你好
‪-你好

267
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,960
‪抱歉 我迟到了 有一位老妇死了

268
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,880
‪这里有用餐空间 客厅区域

269
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,920
‪厨房

270
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,640
‪卧室

271
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,520
‪互相之间非常方便

272
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,360
‪我家的厨房离我的卧室很他妈远

273
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,080
‪我只能租到这样的吗？

274
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,040
‪根据你的租金预算
‪只能租这么大的房子

275
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,160
‪这个区域的价格还挺便宜的

276
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,040
‪所以比其他区域会大一些

277
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,000
‪这个区域是什么情况？

278
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,720
‪嗯

279
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,320
‪我通常不会提这些

280
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,360
‪不过这里有很多廉价餐厅和外卖店

281
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,520
‪所以你懂的

282
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,280
‪-神啊！
‪-是啊

283
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,840
‪好的 我们还是走吧

284
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,200
‪-好的
‪-嗯 再见

285
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,120
‪-不 我送你出去
‪-嗯

286
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,600
‪-嗯
‪-好的

287
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,920
‪好的 那我们再约时间见面 好吗？

288
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,120
‪把具体的情况都理清楚

289
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,600
‪（坦布里报）

290
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,720
‪不行？

291
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,240
‪很压抑

292
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,760
‪我来了

293
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,800
‪我写好了电视栏目
‪内容是西蒙·考威尔的最新样貌

294
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,680
‪-谢谢
‪-这是谁？

295
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,320
‪这是科琳 这是肯

296
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,080
‪怎么这么忧郁？

297
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,120
‪从何说起呢 我30岁
‪我和我的酒鬼妈妈一起生活

298
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,720
‪工资低得要命

299
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,920
‪我独立的唯一办法

300
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,960
‪是住在商店楼上的小窝里

301
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,440
‪泪流成河啊 还以为她会说个不停

302
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,040
‪听我说 如果你无家可归的话
‪我办公室楼上有一个公寓

303
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,360
‪怎么？空着吗？

304
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,480
‪对啊 我用来给年轻人试镜 眨眼

305
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,480
‪或者撸撸 知道什么意思吧？

306
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,520
‪-我应该知道你的意思
‪-你不是说了吗？

307
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,800
‪新冠病毒爆发之后
‪我就把这些给停了 很吓人

308
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,160
‪我宁愿得艾滋
‪那病还知道是怎么传播

309
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,040
‪总得那啥才可能得病

310
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,320
‪新冠病毒呢？

311
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,480
‪有人从你身边走过咳嗽一下
‪你就完了！

312
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,200
‪我是高风险者 有哮喘

313
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,840
‪而且我也是艾滋病高风险者
‪因为我喜欢走后门

314
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,800
‪是我自己选择的！

315
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,760
‪不管怎么说
‪如果你想要 那个公寓就给你住

316
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,040
‪你最好换一下床单

317
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,120
‪再见

318
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,040
‪谢谢 肯

319
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,720
‪-你好
‪-你好

320
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,840
‪汤力水

321
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,640
‪还有一个柠檬

322
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,600
‪谢谢

323
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,000
‪-怎么样？
‪-嗯 挺好

324
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,360
‪你好 美女

325
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,960
‪美女 你好

326
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,480
‪你好 好好好 亲亲呢？乖不乖？

327
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,040
‪怎么了？

328
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,160
‪-没怎么 别忘记放柠檬
‪-我不会忘记放柠檬

329
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,840
‪-这是谁？
‪-莱昂纳尔

330
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,560
‪对 莱昂纳尔 我不能切他 对吧？

331
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,880
‪也不能把他扔掉

332
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,440
‪别再这样了！

333
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320
‪别再在水果和蔬菜上画人脸了！

334
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,520
‪我给你调了一杯金汤力

335
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,120
‪不知道你要怎么处理柠檬
‪我去给你拿点冰

336
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,040
‪好的

337
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,520
‪-你在柠檬上画了一张脸？
‪-是莱昂纳尔

338
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,440
‪死了

339
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,040
‪-你不是要拿冰吗？
‪-嗯

340
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560
‪-是我
‪-天哪！肯 你不会敲门吗？

341
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,280
‪别担心 你没什么是我想看的 相信我

342
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,320
‪我会时不时过来看看你
‪我们会成为闺蜜

343
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,000
‪我在办公室很无聊 根本没人找我

344
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,760
‪这里有很多故事

345
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,960
‪充满了回忆 满得流得到处都是

346
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,240
‪把那条毛巾扔掉

347
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,400
‪好的 你忙吧 走了

348
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,840
‪-还好吗 布莱恩？
‪-还行

349
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,040
‪来找詹姆斯吗？

350
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,960
‪-那小子呢？
‪-在洗澡 不过进来吧

351
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,920
‪-干嘛啊？
‪-你好

352
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,320
‪-妈妈？
‪-怎么了 亲爱的？

353
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,840
‪-我在洗澡
‪-好孩子

354
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,480
‪烟雾缭绕啊

355
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,120
‪嗯 让他别洗这么热 对蛋蛋不好

356
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,280
‪会导致不育

357
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,080
‪不介意我看一下吧？

358
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,120
‪嗯 看起来是挺红的

359
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,800
‪噢 是啊  放点冷水 詹姆斯

360
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,040
‪能不能别他妈说我的蛋蛋了？
‪我的蛋蛋没事

361
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,560
‪要吃蛋糕吗 布莱恩？

362
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,440
‪-好的 谢谢
‪-詹姆斯 要吃吗？

363
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,520
‪-我他妈在洗澡呢！
‪-到底要不要？

364
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,560
‪什么蛋糕？

365
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,240
‪巧克力奶油蛋糕 上面撒巧克力碎

366
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,080
‪要吃 麻烦

367
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,640
‪我要搬出去自己住

368
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,160
‪-为什么？
‪-为什么？

369
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,560
‪这是别人梦寐以求的日子 兄弟

370
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,360
‪做梦都想洗澡时有女人给我送蛋糕

371
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,320
‪肯定不想你妈送

372
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,280
‪这里已经不需要我了 妈妈有兰尼

373
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,280
‪我只是一个占地方的胖子罢了

374
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,920
‪妈妈也不该在你洗澡的时候
‪责怪你把蛋蛋弄坏了

375
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,160
‪你可以搬来和我住

376
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,440
‪真的？你有空房间吗？

377
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,280
‪-有啊 如果你住得进去
‪-什么叫“如果我住得进去”？

378
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,440
‪里面都是垃圾

379
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040
‪你猜怎么着？

380
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,480
‪就这么办

381
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,120
‪我成为男人的时候到了

382
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,160
‪能帮我告诉我妈一下吗？

383
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,400
‪我来看看

384
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,880
‪有意思

385
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,920
‪怎么样？

386
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,520
‪坚强 自信 坚定

387
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,080
‪外表是这样

388
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,840
‪但你内心则脆弱而敏感

389
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,840
‪你很孤独

390
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,960
‪很不容易 对吧？
‪在一个男人的世界 做一个女强人

391
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,720
‪有一些迷失自我

392
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,920
‪你会把对舒适的需要
‪看作会被他们打击的弱点

393
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,440
‪所以你否认自己需要舒适

394
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,600
‪但其实你是需要的 亲爱的

395
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,800
‪每个人都需要

396
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,440
‪-妈妈
‪-怎么了？

397
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,680
‪-我有事要跟你说
‪-我早就知道了 亲爱的

398
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,120
‪什么？

399
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,280
‪对不起 你刚才要说什么？

400
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,880
‪好的 我想我该独立生活了

401
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,760
‪布莱恩有一个空房间
‪我要搬去和他一起住

402
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,080
‪好的 那我明天帮你搬

403
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,440
‪-明天？
‪-对

404
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,880
‪太好了

405
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,880
‪那我去穿衣服

406
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,880
‪好的

407
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600
‪我要在他房间里放一张斯诺克球桌

408
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,640
‪-放不下吧？
‪-小尺寸的

409
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,680
‪你锁门了！

410
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,560
‪对 我在床上了

411
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,160
‪我是肯

412
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,320
‪嗯 我猜到了

413
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,680
‪我想到一个新的八卦节目的点子
‪节目就叫《无心快语》

414
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,120
‪好的 明天跟我说

415
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,800
‪嗯 就是把我认识的

416
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,480
‪自称对着乔治·迈克尔自慰过的人
‪都列出来

417
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,760
‪好的 我要睡觉了

418
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,480
‪-这个点子很妙吧？
‪-嗯

419
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,640
‪嗯 晚安

420
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,280
‪-嗯 晚安 肯
‪-什么？

421
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360
‪-晚安 肯！
‪-嗯 好的

422
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,920
‪明天见

423
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,120
‪-再见
‪-再见

424
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,120
‪不用起床

425
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,160
‪-再见
‪-再见

426
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,880
‪这是新的玩具吗？

427
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,840
‪我在给你记账！

428
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920
‪我永远都不会厌倦这个

429
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,880
‪除非我在工作

430
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,840
‪-对
‪-那就会很烦

431
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,800
‪对 很烦

432
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,400
‪-你能不能把这个咬咬玩具拿走？
‪-不能 你看它

433
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,760
‪你好

434
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,200
‪咬一下

435
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,280
‪咬一下

436
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,680
‪上床睡觉

437
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,480
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