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‪NETFLIX 剧集

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‪他来敲门

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‪说要为我这样的易受害人群
‪做安全检查

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‪你问他要身份证件了吗？

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‪没有！他穿着制服 戴着头盔

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‪-我是不是傻？
‪-没有 根本不是

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‪然后他进来

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‪我给他倒了一杯茶

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‪他问报警器的情况 我说没有

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‪然后检查门锁

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‪根本不会令人生疑 操作非常熟练

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‪然后他问我珠宝和贵重物品放在哪里

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‪我说我没有什么贵重物品

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‪但是我从养老金里拿钱存了几年

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‪这个饼干罐里有大概500镑

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‪他让我给他看 我就给他看了

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‪他说：“很好
‪贼大概不会到这里面找”

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‪然后我们回到客厅

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‪他说要借用厕所 要进来这里…

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‪-嗯 你上保险了吗？
‪-没有

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‪哪怕抓到他 钱也拿不回来

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‪他大概已经拿去买毒品了

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‪很可能

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‪你报警了吗？

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‪报了 警方确认不是真警察

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‪因为他们说
‪没有警官在额头上纹了“英国制造”

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‪-他额头上纹了“英国制造”？
‪-对

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‪-拍一张照片
‪-好的

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‪我好傻

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‪你不傻

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‪-是这个世界太烂
‪-微笑

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‪人生真的很不公平 不是吗？

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‪老年人不应该
‪因为被人渣骗了而感到羞耻

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‪（礼品）

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‪我进去买点东西

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‪-好的 回头见
‪-回头见

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‪（秋叶养老院）

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‪给你带了一副象棋来 爸

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‪-你记起来了！
‪-总得有人要啊

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‪-要什么？
‪-要记起来

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‪记起来什么？

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‪真他妈的

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‪-你还好吗？
‪-嗯

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‪今天是我的生日

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‪是嘛？你没提前跟我说

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‪没什么大不了

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‪回头要不要去喝一杯？

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‪你不用这样

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‪你是我的互助人

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‪好的 如果你不忙的话

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‪从来不忙 看

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‪棋盘上没有隔离

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‪拜托 别让我分心

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‪不行 那里有人占了

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‪呃 没有…

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‪-这样好点了？
‪-嗯

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‪满意了？

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‪把你拿掉！

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‪轮到你走了！

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‪好的 我大概会先走这招棋

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‪太荒唐了

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‪好的 来吧 嘘
‪大家都安静一点 大家都到了

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‪坦布里集市 大事件

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‪我会主持整个活动

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‪我准备了道具服等用具 皮裤 鞭子

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‪-你扮演什么角色？
‪-奴隶贩子

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‪过去在这里做得很大

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‪我们弄了一个东西 上面有靶子

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‪用球打 它就会把一个女巫扔进水里

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‪琼当我们的女巫 对吧 亲爱的？

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‪对 很喜欢女巫

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‪我们需要一位志愿者 站在货品中间

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‪被用番茄和臭鸡蛋这种东西扔

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‪-詹姆斯
‪-我不去

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‪是为了做慈善

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‪对 但谁都可以去
‪我是有技能的表演者

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‪天哪！

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‪对 有技能的表演者 那你演什么呢？

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‪要是几百年前的经典角色

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‪-小丘怎么样？
‪-完美

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‪什么是小丘？

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‪是一种很传统的东西 我也不懂

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‪-小山丘
‪-我怎么演山丘？

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‪你躺下 在你身上铺上泥土和草皮

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‪放一些小花

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‪在你周围放一些美丽的小花
‪会很好看的

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‪大家会走过来说：“看哪 小丘！”

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‪妈的 我不演他妈小丘！

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‪注意用词！

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‪没想到你居然让我演这个！

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‪你不是我的经纪人吗？

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‪我知道你没办法给我拿到像样的工作

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‪这明显是不可能的

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‪但是你居然要当众给我涂上泥巴？

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‪真不敢相信

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‪对不起 让你们听到这些话
‪他现在像野牛一样

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‪-他便秘
‪-没有借口！

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‪而且你其实说错了 詹姆斯

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‪我为你找到了工作

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‪-本来打算晚一点告诉你
‪-好的 什么工作？

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‪你有没有看过
‪《约会杀手》这档节目？

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‪没有 是什么？

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‪大家在节目里约会 很不错

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‪真人秀？

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‪对 但是很不错！

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‪那不是专业表演的工作

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‪好就好在这里

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‪是通常无法约会的人参加的

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‪因为残疾、毁容或别的原因

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‪-关我什么事？
‪-我跟他们说了你的体型

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‪-果然
‪-但这还不够

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‪于是我说

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‪“他智障”

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‪真他妈的！

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‪怎么了？

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‪我不会因为你没办法给我找到工作

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‪就参加他妈约会真人秀
‪假装自己是智障

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‪就不能让我赢一回？这就是工作！

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‪这不是工作！

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‪是假装智障

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‪-表演就是假装！
‪-你跟他们说我有什么毛病？

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‪我没说得那么细
‪这是每一位男演员的梦想！

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‪看看《我的左脚》里的
‪丹尼尔·戴刘易斯

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‪妈的 他是什么毛病？

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‪-不知道
‪-没人在意

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‪《雨人》里那个小婊子怎么演的？

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‪不难！

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‪-休想
‪-你是演员！

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‪休想 这很冒犯人 你很冒犯人

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‪我来

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‪你来不一样 你是真的有点神经病

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‪有道理

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{\an8}‪（坦布里报）

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‪有一个给凯思的包裹

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‪我来签

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‪需要的话我来签

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‪-没事 我来吧
‪-我是凯思

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‪你骑摩托车来的？

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‪不是 我坐公交车时害怕危险

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‪-真风趣
‪-我骑一辆本田

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‪好的 很好啊

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‪-你是记者？
‪-我自作自受

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‪什么意思？

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‪没什么

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‪对 我是记者

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‪我销售新闻版面旁边的广告

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‪是的 工作时间很长

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‪但是非常值得

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‪我不介意工作到很晚 因为我单身

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‪年轻 自由 单身

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‪-什么时候一起喝一杯？
‪-好啊

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‪你好！

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‪-还好吗？
‪-你好

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‪-给你带来一些蛋糕 亲爱的
‪-谢谢

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‪-节食结束
‪-对

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‪短时间之内穿不上礼服了

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‪我没事的 我自己做婚纱
‪所以我会做得大一点

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‪你自己做婚纱？

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‪-对 省钱嘛
‪-好惨啊

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‪为什么？

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‪没有足够的钱
‪去过人生中最重要的一天

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‪我虽然没什么钱 但也够了

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‪如果有爱 就不需要钱
‪只不过是一条裙子

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‪-我没钱 也没爱
‪-大家都爱你 亲爱的

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‪我呢？

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‪每个人都能找到适合自己的人

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‪以前和一个老师约会了一次
‪他觉得我很无知

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‪对我居高临下地说诗歌 狂批吉卜林

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‪我很喜欢他家的蛋糕
‪婚礼上一定要安排

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‪这可能让你听了舒服一点

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‪也许他是假装觉得你无知

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‪其实因为他不喜欢你

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‪-如果喜欢你 你能感觉到
‪-怎么感觉到？

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‪能感觉到 他不光礼貌 而且关心体贴

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‪展示出对你的兴趣 而不仅是客气

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‪有一种他无法抑制的温暖

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‪看你的时候会微笑 摸头发

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‪帮你捡东西
‪而不是只告诉你东西掉了

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‪所以下一次约会

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‪看看他是否微笑、摸头发
‪帮你捡掉了的薯条

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‪兰尼跟我说了人寿保险金的事

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‪好的

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‪他还没去取
‪因为在现在的情况下 他不想取

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‪神啊！好浪漫

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‪没错 但那笔钱不是丽莎的象征
‪亲爱的

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‪钱只是消费符号罢了

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‪丽莎是一个好人 你和她一起生活

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‪她活在你心里

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‪她买人寿保险
‪就是为了让你不用担心钱的问题

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‪至少去保险公司把钱取了
‪享受这笔钱

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‪如果你想的话 也可以拿去赌场输掉

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‪如果你不花这笔钱

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‪就白费了丽莎一番苦心

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‪我希望你好好生活 托尼

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‪不只是不自杀或者耐心地等死

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‪而是要生活

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‪像没有明天似的去生活

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‪然后你醒来 有明天
‪然后你再来一次

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‪只要你充实地生活 做什么不重要

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‪享受每一秒

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‪如果你觉得这不值得去尝试
‪那为什么要我这样做呢？

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‪我以前每天坐在这长凳上

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‪自己一个人

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‪希望有人会过来 会理解

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‪这个人就是你

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‪你和我坐着同一条船 你失去了亲人

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‪这里是墓地
‪所以遇见别人的机会有点小

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‪你还是会思考、倾听、逗别人笑

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‪让别人觉得自己有价值、有人倾听

210
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‪我希望你找到
‪使自己早上愿意起来的动力

211
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,480
‪我还在向前走

212
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,520
‪我知道永远不可能有人能替代斯坦

213
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,600
‪但我不会投降

214
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:46,240
‪现在唯一令我担心的
‪就是你不开心

215
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‪希望最重要

216
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:57,160
‪你可以想念丽莎、可以哀伤
‪可以感到愤怒

217
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,000
‪但是我不能忍受你没有希望

218
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,080
‪对我来说 这是世界上最糟糕的事

219
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‪不能放弃

220
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‪一定要

221
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‪心存希望

222
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‪我有希望

223
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‪但是

224
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‪我永远不可能找到人来替代丽莎

225
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‪而且我发现我不想找人替代她

226
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,680
‪但我确实想要找到活下去的理由

227
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,120
‪这是毫无疑问的

228
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‪天哪！你行动还真快

229
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‪什么意思？

230
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‪刚认识就问我要不要出去喝一杯

231
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‪我以为你想让我这么说

232
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‪好的

233
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‪哎呀

234
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,720
‪你有帕金森病吗？

235
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‪没有

236
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‪-艾玛？
‪-嗯？

237
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‪我是杰克

238
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‪杰克 杰克！神啊！

239
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,120
‪-真抱歉 好久没见了
‪-是啊

240
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‪30年了 是啊

241
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‪看 我以前有头发的

242
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‪-没错！
‪-是啊

243
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,480
‪你还好吗？

244
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,560
‪挺好啊

245
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‪嗯

246
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‪-你结婚了吗？有孩子吗？
‪-没有 都没有

247
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,760
‪你呢？

248
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:12,120
‪我？没有 我离婚了 没孩子
‪所以太失败了

249
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,840
‪你现在做什么呢？

250
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,720
‪我在一家养老院当护士

251
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,800
‪嗯 非常好

252
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,160
‪你呢？

253
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,440
‪我做葡萄酒进口生意

254
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,840
‪噢 很好啊

255
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,840
‪我们应该叙叙旧

256
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,000
‪没事 我给你我的电话号码

257
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,600
‪-给你 我的名片
‪-谢谢

258
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,520
‪-再见到你真是太好了
‪-我也是

259
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‪（坦布里壁球俱乐部）

260
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‪好的

261
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‪不能在打壁球前喝啤酒

262
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‪当然能 走吧

263
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,880
‪-你还要拿进去喝？
‪-渴了就喝

264
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,800
‪难以置信

265
00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,800
‪噢 你好

266
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,400
‪-你好
‪-好臭 天哪！

267
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,320
‪好的

268
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,000
‪-好 准备好了吗？
‪-嗯

269
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‪-零比零
‪-奶子！

270
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‪好的 重发

271
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,680
‪-噢 是不是…
‪-重发

272
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‪你不能在发球前喊“奶子”

273
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,480
‪-要是我有图雷特氏综合征呢？
‪-你…

274
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‪可能还真有

275
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‪不是吧！

276
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‪拜托！

277
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,000
‪你怎么这样？

278
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,800
‪你跑都没跑 没力气了？

279
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,040
‪我得绕过你

280
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‪-对
‪-很远

281
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‪不是吧！你怎么…

282
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‪-天哪！
‪-不走运！

283
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,640
‪噢 不是吧！

284
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‪来啊！跑！

285
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,160
‪太不走运了！

286
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,600
‪-哎 你真是…
‪-不走运！

287
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,120
‪不走运！

288
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840
‪-请你能不能别喊了？
‪-不走运

289
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,960
‪就像和一头野猪在打似的

290
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,600
‪-你怎么不去接球？
‪-因为我不知道球会往哪里去

291
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,880
‪好的 我告诉你我往哪里打

292
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,920
‪那边下面！那边！

293
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,040
‪那边！

294
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‪不走运！

295
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,080
‪小心墙壁

296
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,640
‪来啊 那边！

297
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,760
‪-有用吗？
‪-没用

298
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,520
‪-好的
‪-什么都没用

299
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,640
‪-好的
‪-安静一点就行

300
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,920
‪太离谱了

301
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,200
‪-嗯 好的
‪-有打嗝声 对吧？

302
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,120
‪是嘛？

303
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,120
‪神啊！

304
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,880
‪操！

305
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,480
‪-我好难受
‪-太恶心了

306
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,600
‪神啊！拜托

307
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,400
‪神啊！

308
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,880
‪-太恶心了
‪-怎么？

309
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,160
‪怎么？

310
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,080
‪你…

311
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‪小心踩到

312
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,960
‪你说什么啊？你吐在了球场中心

313
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,960
‪我怎么会他妈不踩到呢？

314
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,320
‪说真的 这…

315
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,280
‪这…

316
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,080
‪怎么了？

317
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,760
‪呼吸

318
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,160
‪不是吧

319
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,400
‪不是吧

320
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,240
‪继续

321
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,840
‪什么？

322
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,240
‪笑啊

323
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,240
‪我为什么要笑？

324
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,840
‪没什么 只是小小的警告 我没事

325
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,760
‪-我的心脏怎么会比你还虚弱？
‪-很典型

326
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,320
‪-你太压抑情绪
‪-我压抑情绪？

327
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,240
‪你老是充满怒火！

328
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,800
‪冷静 呼吸

329
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,520
‪嗯 真好笑

330
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,520
‪你的压力和怒气跟我一样大

331
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,480
‪但我吼别人 骂别人贱人 砸东西

332
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680
‪而你却都压抑在心里 要释放一下

333
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,240
‪这不公平

334
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,080
‪对 生活就是不公平的

335
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,120
‪然后你就会死

336
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,120
‪我不抽烟 吃东西很谨慎

337
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,760
‪做瑜伽 普拉提 伸展

338
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,840
‪-我几乎不喝酒
‪-没错

339
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,880
‪这就是惩罚

340
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,760
‪说正经的 你不必把所有的事一肩扛

341
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,720
‪总是想要讨好别人

342
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,280
‪你偶尔让他们滚也没事

343
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,200
‪你什么事都担心

344
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,800
‪工作上 家庭中 社交场合

345
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,680
‪你担心我

346
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:44,000
‪这一切都是为了帮助我
‪看看你是什么下场

347
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,080
‪在丽莎的死这件事上
‪同情都被我赚走了

348
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,160
‪她是你姐

349
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,480
‪因为我 你不能崩溃

350
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,720
‪你不能哀伤
‪因为你担心我之后会做什么样的事

351
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,640
‪所以…

352
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,160
‪谢谢你

353
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,600
‪你在体育方面是真他妈烂

354
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,000
‪好的

355
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,040
‪谢谢你的关心 托尼

356
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,920
‪我数了一下 关心的话一共三个字

357
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,160
‪很高兴我们只是姻亲

358
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,920
‪如果我和这种变异弱鸡有血缘关系

359
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,680
‪那我就太丢人了

360
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,080
‪非常好 这话有用

361
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,640
‪得把你的身体练好
‪但是要慢慢地谨慎地进行

362
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,120
‪壁球对你这样人来说过于危险了

363
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,920
‪按现代医学的定义就是“弱小”

364
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,840
‪我们从插花开始

365
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,880
‪然后慢慢提升到跳房子

366
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,200
‪-之后这条裙子会给你吗？
‪-这不是裙子 是袍子

367
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,600
‪袍子就是裙子 小女生的裙子

368
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,920
‪他们觉得你会喜欢穿什么
‪就给你穿什么

369
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,200
‪你想让我再发一次心脏病吗？

370
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,800
‪如果你继续这样 那就是谋杀

371
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,960
‪他们说：“是女士 对吗？
‪查看一下生殖器”

372
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,240
‪还是看不出来

373
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,240
‪穿上裙子

374
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,720
‪有没有做子宫颈抹片检查？

375
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080
‪他们来了可能会给你检查

376
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,760
‪-各方面都要检查 因为…
‪-你能不能…

377
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,280
‪我刚心脏病发作！

378
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,600
‪-别再气我了！
‪-冷静

379
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,120
‪冷静？如果我再发作 就怪你

380
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,160
‪怎么这么说 夫人？

381
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,080
‪-你没别的地方要去了吗？
‪-还真有

382
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,640
‪-太好了
‪-我出去喝酒

383
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,600
‪我还是可以喝酒
‪我心脏没问题 可以享受生活

384
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,920
‪好的 明天见

385
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,480
‪-最好见不着
‪-哇！别这么说

386
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,160
‪回头见

387
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,120
‪你好像心情不好 小子

388
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,600
‪嗯

389
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,400
‪需要过来人给点建议吗？

390
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,440
‪我在演艺行业没戏

391
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,200
‪我这种人不可能红

392
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,720
‪-胖人？
‪-不是！

393
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,240
‪住在小镇上的普通人

394
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,720
‪经纪人是世界上最糟糕的

395
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,440
‪还认为参加真人秀装残疾人是好机会

396
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,920
‪你可能说对了

397
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,920
‪头一回啊

398
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,600
‪-这件事上 如果我说错了就好了
‪-没错 孩子

399
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,120
‪谁在意呢？

400
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,280
‪你需要的东西 在这里都有了

401
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,560
‪坦布里是一个好地方

402
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,840
‪工作轻松 妈妈人好

403
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,080
‪-还有好朋友 你
‪-彼此彼此 小子

404
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,240
‪加把劲儿

405
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,360
‪为什么要假装想要成功呢？

406
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,920
‪演艺行业就是这个鬼样子

407
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,520
‪反正到处都是恋童癖

408
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,240
‪我很清楚现实状况 兄弟

409
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:54,400
‪你觉得如果自己出名
‪别人就会更尊重你

410
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,920
‪应该是吧

411
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,880
‪对某些人是这样

412
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,440
‪但如果像我们这样失败的话

413
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,360
‪出名了可能更糟糕

414
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,760
‪因为现在你失败 别人不知道

415
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,480
‪有道理

416
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,040
‪你不需要陌生人的崇拜

417
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,040
‪现在就有人喜欢真实的你

418
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,840
‪对

419
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,560
‪妈妈说 爱己者 人爱之

420
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,160
‪-你妈妈真是一位睿智的女性
‪-没错

421
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,560
‪要不是有兰尼

422
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,760
‪我就要像个乡巴佬一样从后面干她

423
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,560
‪嗯？

424
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,840
‪-谢谢 兄弟
‪-嗯 爱你

425
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,640
‪-一样
‪-嗯

426
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,680
‪真他妈的

427
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,240
‪-怎么？
‪-很难受啊 不是吗？

428
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,600
‪我不介意

429
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,520
‪我工作每天面对孤独的老人

430
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,560
‪说实话

431
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,360
‪他们大概比我快乐

432
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,760
‪不是！抱歉 是不是有点可悲？

433
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,480
‪没有 很有趣

434
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,800
‪我总是加班 别人放假我代班

435
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:29,280
‪因为我觉得自己一个人在家更难受

436
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,000
‪而你的到来 就像一股清风

437
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,840
‪对不起

438
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,400
‪我知道你还爱着丽莎

439
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,080
‪我知道你永远都会爱着她

440
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,880
‪所以我可以坐在这里

441
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,560
‪吐露心声

442
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,000
‪而不用担心有什么问题

443
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,240
‪-没错
‪-嗯

444
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,720
‪-我觉得自己这一辈子都荒废了
‪-没有

445
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,280
‪我知道这不是让你在意的理由

446
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,360
‪我在意

447
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,320
‪不是 我知道你在意
‪但是你不是那种在意

448
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,520
‪我觉得这不是让你和我在一起的理由

449
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
‪对 我知道

450
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,520
‪但我确实在意你

451
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,720
‪我希望你开心

452
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,600
‪我今天遇见了一个老情人

453
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,880
‪谁啊？

454
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,400
‪是我大学同学
‪显然是很久以前的事了

455
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,240
‪他离开 去做他的事
‪我留下 过我自己的日子

456
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,760
‪不管怎么说

457
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,480
‪他说我们应该叙叙旧

458
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,440
‪所以…

459
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,880
‪没错

460
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,560
‪是嘛？

461
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,640
‪肯定的

462
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,000
‪我希望你幸福

463
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,560
‪就像我以前那样

464
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,760
‪你好起来了 我很高兴

465
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,960
‪我知道 而且…

466
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,560
‪祝你生日快乐！

467
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,640
‪谢谢

468
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,400
‪-喝
‪-好！

469
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,320
‪好！

470
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,360
‪-妈的！
‪-开始进入状态了 对吧？

471
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,600
‪好姑娘

472
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,200
‪你好

473
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,160
‪来！

474
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,160
‪嗯

475
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,440
‪-别烦它
‪-我不会的

476
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,760
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