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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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<i>Jangan kacaulah.</i>

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<i>- Tak!</i>
<i>- Dengar.</i>

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<i>Sudahlah, Tony.</i>

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<i>Ini perbincangan saja.</i>
<i>Awak kata "Tuhan", tapi apa pendapat awak?</i>

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<i>Saya tak tahu maksud Tuhan sebenarnya</i>

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<i>tapi saya percaya sesuatu.</i>

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<i>Langsung tak jelas.</i>

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<i>Jelasnya kita akan ke suatu tempat.</i>

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<i>Maksud saya…</i>

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<i>Mungkin syurga ialah</i>
<i>mimpi yang menenangkan.</i>

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<i>Kita sama-sama tak tahu.</i>

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<i>Ayah mungkin masuk neraka.</i>

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<i>Harap begitu. Lebih seronok.</i>
<i>Boleh minum dan puaskan nafsu. </i>

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<i>Saya tak pasti ayah akan suka</i>
<i>puaskan nafsu di sana.</i>

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<i>Tentunya hanya ada iblis.</i>

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<i>Apa pendapat ayah jika hanya ada iblis?</i>

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<i>- Gay.</i>
<i>- Ya, itu balasan ayah.</i>

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Bagus.

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Ya.

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Ini dia.

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Ini dia.

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<i>Gambar tapak kakinya.</i>

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Nah.

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- Brian ada cakap?
- Ya, ada.

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- Bagus.
- Ya.

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Katanya saya jangan jadi dayus
dan jadi lelaki sejati.

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Jadi saya beri Roxy kata dua.

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Sama ada jadi pelacur atau bersama saya.

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Baik.

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Dia pilih jadi pelacur.

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Saya simpati.

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Saya muda, bebas dan bujang lagi.

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Jadi saya nak tahu,

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jika awak nak ikut saya
cari teman bermalam?

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Okey, faham.

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- Jumpa lagi.
- Ya.

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Jumpa lagi.

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Helo.

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Helo. Saya cuma nak beri
surat khabar kami.

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Tengoklah muka saya!

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"Musang berbulu ayam."

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Tajuk yang menarik. Nak masuk minum teh? 

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Tak apa. Tapi boleh tumpang tandas?

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Terus ke dapur, dekat pintu.

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Terima kasih. Sekejap saja.

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MUSANG BERBULU AYAM

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Apa awak buat?

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Saja tinggalkan

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gambar ini.

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Saya dan Lisa waktu kecil.
Tak sempat letak dulu.

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Saya tahu ini tempat awak.

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Ingatkan siap-siap cari kubur

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sebab jantung awak lemah.

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- Betul juga.
- Tahu.

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LISA JANE JOHNSON

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Awak boleh mengaku yang awak baik, Tony.

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- Itu bukan kelemahan.
- Betul.

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Saya rasa,

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awak ambil berat, dengan cara tersendiri.

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Awak nak orang lain
rasa lebih baik dan gembira.

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Awak cuma sangat suka

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desak mereka

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sehingga mereka mula berfikir.

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Jika mereka tak putus asa,
mereka jadi lebih kuat.

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Saya macam inokulasi.

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Awak virus yang menjengkelkan.

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Ya.

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- Bagus.
- Jumpa nanti.

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- Jumpa nanti.
- Jangan lewat ke kerja.

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Saya pasti akan lewat.

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Saya tahu.

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- Helo.
- Helo.

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Saya datang dulu hari ini.

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Apa itu?

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Lisa dan adik lelakinya semasa kecil.

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Dia baru saja letak.

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Bagaimana awak jumpa Stan?

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Saya bercuti dengan mak.

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Di taman karavan dan kami jumpa
di bilik kelab di majlis tarian.

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Lalu kami makan malam.

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Dia buat lawak kasar, saya tak ketawa

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dan dia rasa bersalah.

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Lima puluh tahun berlalu,
saya masih kecewa saya tak ketawa.

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Apa jenakanya?

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Apa beza antara
Rolls-Royce dan mayat pelacur?

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Entah.

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Saya tak ada Rolls-Royce di garaj saya.

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Lucunya, Stan.

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Kalaulah saya ketawa.

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Saya pasti dia tak kisah.

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Mungkin betul kata awak.

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Apa yang Mark Twain kata itu?

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"Banyak saya bimbangkan,
kebanyakannya tak pernah berlaku."

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Ya.

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Bagaimana awak kenal Lisa?

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Awal 90-an.

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Saya fikir saya seorang penulis,

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tapi sebenarnya ia cuma
untuk elaun pengangguran.

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Lisa seorang artis.

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Baru tamat kolej. Dia ada
pameran kecil di Pesta Tambury.

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Saya meninjau-ninjau, terutamanya dia

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dan dia fikir saya berminat
dengan salah satu karya dia.

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Jadi saya kata saya nak beli.

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Dia tanya, "Bagaimana awak nak bayar?"

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Saya fikir,
"Soalan yang baik. Saya tak mampu."

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Saya jawab,

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"Saya boleh kahwini awak dan
bayar balik dengan buat kerja rumah."

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Kemudian saya kata, "Saya tak ada duit."

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Dia tanya, "Ada berapa?"
Saya jawab, "Langsung tiada. "

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Dia sedar yang saya berminat dengan dia.

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Dia kata,

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"Jadi saya perlu belanja makan malam?"

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Itulah dia.

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Kami keluar dan kami serasi.

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Kami berbual soal muzik dan sebagainya.

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Kami suka David Bowie

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dan Joni Mitchell.

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Itu kegemaran dia.

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Kami mainkan "Both Sides Now"
ketika majlis kahwin kami.

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Saya fikir saya lelaki paling bertuah
di dunia.

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Kalaulah saya tak menyakat dia
yang hidup sesudah mati tak wujud,

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saya rasa dia sebenarnya mahu percaya,

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kewujudan syurga dan malaikat.

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Saya harap dia tak…

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Saya harap dia tak takut.

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Dia hanya nak bersama awak
hingga akhir hayat.

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Lagipun malaikat memang wujud.

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Mereka tiada sayap dan hidup di syurga.

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Mereka pakai seragam jururawat
dan kerja keras untuk bayar sewa.

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Ada yang bekerja untuk amal
kerana mereka nak membantu.

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Ada yang berkaki empat dan menyalak.

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Walau apa pun rupa malaikat,
semuanya menyelamatkan nyawa.

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Ada kala awak terserempak mereka.

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Macam Lisa.

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Serta Stan. Lalu kita kahwini mereka.

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Saya tahu Lisa dan Stan
bukan malaikat sekarang. Tapi dulu ya.

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Jika nak jadi malaikat, buat semasa hidup.

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Jadi baik. Buat baik.

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Perkenalkan wanita yang sunyi
kepada lelaki yang baik.

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Awak malaikat saya, Tony.

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Itu saya tak pasti.

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MENGUMPUL DANA UNTUK BILIK HARAPAN

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Jadi,

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Kenapa awak cukur kepala?

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Sebab rambut kakak saya gugur
semasa dia lawan kanser.

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Sekarang kami sama lagi.

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Memang sama.

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- Kenapa nak nampak macam kakak awak?
- Sebab dia cantik.

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Betul. Awak pun cantik.

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Dia dapat penaja dan
kumpul 1,200 paun untuk bantu saya.

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Mengagumkan. 1,200 paun.

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Saya perlukan nama awak
untuk letak dalam akhbar

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supaya semua orang tahu
betapa bijaknya awak.

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- Saya Milly.
- Milly.

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Saya Lisa.

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Lisa.

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Nama isteri saya.

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Di mana dia?

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Dia di rumah.

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- Masak makan malam?
- Ya.

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- Kenapa awak menangis?
- Sebab saya gembira.

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- Kenapa menangis jika gembira?
- Sebab saya tak waras.

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Boleh ambil gambar?

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Senyum.

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Cantik.

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Itu saja.

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Terima kasih. Selamat jalan.

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Buat kemoterapi?

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Tak.

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Rambut dia gugur sebab dia hanya
makan makanan ringan selama 30 tahun.

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Kalaulah saya boleh makan.

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Tapi nanti rambut awak
akan tumbuh kembali.

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Tapi Lenny pula akan semakin botak

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lagi teruk sebab mukanya hodoh.

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Awak rasa dia mirip Shrek?

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- Tapi dia kawan awak.
- Betul.

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Betul. Luaran tak penting.

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Dalaman yang lebih penting.

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Kita semua tahu, dalam badan Lenny

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hanya penuh dengan makanan ringan.

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Boleh datang lagi?

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Entahlah.

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Okey.

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- Kenapa tanya?
- Awak kelakar.

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Yakah?

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Okey, nanti saya datang dan sapa awak.

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Esok?

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- Baiklah.
- Lusa pun?

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Setiap hari sehingga awak sembuh.

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Atau sampai saya ke syurga?

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Awak percaya syurga?

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Sudah tentu.

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<i>Saya lagi.</i>

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<i>Saya dah tiada idea nak cakap.</i>

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<i>Saya jumpa puisi yang boleh</i>
<i>luahkan perasaan saya.</i>

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<i>Jangan terpacak di kuburku dan meratap</i>

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<i>Aku tiada di sana, aku tak tidur</i>

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<i>Aku desiran angin yang bertiup</i>

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<i>Aku kilauan berlian pada salji</i>

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<i>Aku cahaya mentari buat bijian masak</i>

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<i>Aku hujan musim luruh</i>

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<i>Ketika kau bangun pada sunyi pagi</i>

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<i>Aku gesaan pagi yang meningkatkan hidup</i>

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<i>Burung tenang yang terbang berlegar</i>

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<i>Aku kerlipan bintang waktu malam</i>

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<i>Jangan terpacak di kuburku dan meratap</i>

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<i>Aku tiada di sana</i>

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<i>Aku tak mati</i>

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<i>Saya nak awak nikmati hidup.</i>

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<i>Saya tak nak awak risau</i>
<i>tentang duit atau saya</i>.

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<i>Risaukan diri sendiri saja. Awak…</i>

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<i>bergembiralah.</i>

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<i>Serta berbuat baik.</i>

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<i>Jadi Tony.</i>

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Apa ini?

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Oh, Tony, saya tak boleh terima.

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Dia kakak awak.

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- Saya tahu…
- Awak pun kehilangan dia.

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Saya fikir buat tak endah buat saya kebal.
Saya silap.

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Sikap prihatin

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itu yang paling penting.

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Kebaikan. Buat orang lain rasa gembira.

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Itu kuasa sebenar.

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Kita semua milikinya.

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Kadang kala,

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saya gembira.

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Bukan seperti orang lain,

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atau sepertimana dulu,

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dulu gembira, saya tak hargai
tapi saya berpuas hati.

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Perasaan yang beritahu saya
bahawa dunia ini taklah teruk.

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Malah, kehidupan ini mengagumkan.

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Betapa bertuahnya saya wujud
pada masa yang sama dengan Lisa.

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Luangkan masa dengan dia.

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Semua cinta saya.

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Kemudian realiti mencengkam
dan dia dah mati, saya sendirian.

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Saya rasa nak mati.

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Semuanya berlaku sekelip mata
dan berterusan.

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Hari ini di hospital,

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saya jumpa seorang budak.

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Baik dan naif.

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Semua masalah saya…

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ditangguhkan.

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Ia masih ada, tapi

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dia jadi masalah saya.

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Ia menghalang kitaran,

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terjerumus dalam kegelapan,

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sebab saya ada tujuan.

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Seolah-olah

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jika budak itu hidup, saya pun sama.

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Terima kasih.

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Hadiah perkahwinan.

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Biar betul. Awak pasti?

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Baiknya awak.

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Awak okey, Kath?

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Ya. Saya ada kelas yoga ketawa malam ini.

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Itulah saya sekarang.
Pergi kelas untuk belajar senyum.

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Ini untuk awak cari rumah lebih baik.

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- Terima kasih.
- Sama-sama.

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Maaf, cuma tak pernah terima duit begini.

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Kita ada ahli baru. Siapa nama awak?

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- Kath.
- Okey, Kath, tenang saja.

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Gerak-gerakkan badan.

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Okey.

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Senyum sampai ke telinga.

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Macam itulah.

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Hidup ini indah.

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Rasakan endorfin itu.

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Dunia yang lucu.

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Maaf, sebentar.
Boleh dengar daripada awak?

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Saya sangat sunyi.

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Lebih baik awak pergi.
Awak merosakkan suasana.

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ULANG TAHUN KE-500 PESTA TAMBURY!

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- Hai.
- Hai.

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Perkenalkan Jack.

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- Hai.
- Helo.

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Dia pula Tony.

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Kawan saya.

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Sentiasa.

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- Selamat berkenalan.
- Samalah.

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- Jumpa nanti.
- Ya.

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Jom.

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PESTA TAMBURY KE-500

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Ya! Syabas!

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Hai.

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Apa khabar?

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Baik.

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Sangat baik.

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Baguslah.

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Saya tak sanggup
hilang seorang lagi lelaki hebat.

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Oh, ya,

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terima kasih.

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Sama-sama.

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Jumpa nanti. Jom, sayang.

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"Dr. Barnaby menerpa masuk
ke bilik bedah."

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"Ketika jalan di koridor,

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dia terlihat jururawat cantik
Afro-Caribbean menangis."

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"Rambutnya lurus, nampak seperti Beyonce."

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00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,280
"'Kenapa, jururawat? Kenapa menangis?'"

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00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,080
"'Rasisme, doktor.'"

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"'Rasisme?'"

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00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,840
"'Saya benci rasisme.'"

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"'Kita semua sama dan
saya adili orang ikut sifat,

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bukan ikut warna kulit.'"

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"'Saya pernah meniduri wanita Cina.
Matanya cantik.'"

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Saya suka ini.

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Pesta ini?

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00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,960
Semua berkumpul untuk beberapa jam,

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00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,840
Mereka berkongsi idea dan resipi,

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serta mereka cipta memori dan gambar.

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Ayah saya kata
hidup ibarat <i>roller-coaster.</i>

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Mengujakan, menakutkan, pantas.

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Awak hanya boleh naik sekali.

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Awak rasa seronok sehinggalah rasa jemu.

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Kemudian jadi perlahan dan
awak lihat orang lain nak naik.

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Mereka nak tempat awak.

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- Selamat Hari Krismas!
- Jaga-jaga.

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Tolonglah, ini untuk budak-budak.

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- Bola masuk!
- Pilih pemain sebaya awak!

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- Awak masuklah!
- Itu bukan…

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- Masuk!
- Kami main depan anak awak!

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- Bukan itu maksud saya.
- Tunjuk betapa lemahnya awak.

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Anak awak. Sepak!

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Ayuh. Mainlah.

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00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,200
- Nak main depan anak awak?
- Hei.

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00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,920
Itu terlalu dekat.

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Itu…

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- Lembik!
- "Awak pandai main bola sepak, bukan?"

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Saya mengarut.

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Mempertahankan orang bukan mengarut.

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- Betul, George?
- Ya.

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Wira saya!

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Awak halang satu.

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00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,800
- Ya.
- Dapat satu.

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00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,760
- Ayah pandai main bola.
- Dengan buntut.

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Hei. Ingat saya?

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00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,480
Ya. Lelaki anjing itu.

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Marvel patut buat watak dia.

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00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,160
- Masih tak mahu ada hubungan?
- Tak.

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Saya ubah fikiran. Saya terdesak sekarang.

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Saya nak teman seks. Jangan tersinggung.

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Bukan dengan awak. Awak terlalu menawan.

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Saya bukan seksis.

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- Semua awak cakap, betul.
- Yakah?

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00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,280
Sudah tentu.

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00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,520
Terdesak, kata pujian, merayu.
Apa yang salahnya?

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00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,640
Awak buat saya terkelu.

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00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:13,160
Saya hilang sentuhan romantis
sejak setahun setengah lalu.

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Saya amat gembira, wanita secantik awak,
atau mana-mana wanita

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mempertimbangkan saya.

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Tapi awak…

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awak perlu tahu
kejantanan saya tak seperti dulu.

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Saya terangsang.

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00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,520
Apabila nak puaskan diri,
saya naik atas, tutup langsir.

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00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,560
Lima jari saya jadi alat untuk bermain.

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00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,560
Selepas beberapa minit, saya fikir,
"Aduhai, lecehlah."

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Saya teringat kepingan keju Cheddar
dan roti berkerak di bawah.

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- Ini cara memikat?
- Hei.

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- Tak perlu bersama.
- Tak.

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Cuma seks yang kotor, berpeluh dan ganas.

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Saya orang yang sesuai.
Saya dah pun berpeluh.

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- Awak hodoh.
- Saya berperasaan.

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Okey?

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00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,160
- Jumpa nanti.
- Jumpa lagi.

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00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,960
- Apa jenis seks awak suka?
- Cepat.

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- Cepat?
- Ya.

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Balinglah.

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00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,160
Sikit lagi. Harap dapat lain kali.
Selamat jalan!

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Jumpa lagi.

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00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,360
Pengunjung nampak seronok.

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00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,360
- Ya, cuaca cerah.
- Betul.

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Itu dia. Lelaki berpenis kecil.
Awak pakai kostum apa?

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- Badut.
- Badut?

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00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,120
Nampak macam pencabul.

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00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,360
Si badut pencabul!

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00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,440
Langsung tak berguna.

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00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,840
Jangan ganggu dia.

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00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,320
Si pencabul lain yang berbunyi.

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00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,760
Ada hati arah kami jangan ganggu dia?

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00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,360
- Awak yang tak patut ganggu dia.
- Si bodoh tak guna.

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00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,520
- Babi!
- Penyibuk.

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00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,840
Tonggek buntut awak pada mukanya.

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00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,920
- Jangan tonggek buntut…
- Tengok. Macam lipan.

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00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,840
Biar saya ke belakang dia
dan buat macam posisi seks.

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00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,360
Oh, dia suka.

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00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,360
Jilat. Awak lapar?
Tadi saya makan makanan manis.

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00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,640
- Yakah? Saya harap saya mati.
- Saya pun harap sama.

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00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,160
Tunjuk handal awak. Saya dah nak klimaks.

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00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,400
Cukup. Jangan ganggu dia.

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00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,640
Biar betul. Si bodoh dan si bebal, bukan?

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00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,560
Apa dia?

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00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,560
Perut buncit macam banyak makan donat.

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00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,920
Padan muka awak.

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00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,840
Aduhai, teruknya.

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00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,920
Dapat.

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00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,880
Terima kasih.

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00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,240
Berulang kali dalam hidup,

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saya fikir saya
di tahap paling menyedihkan.

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00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,960
Saya fikir,
"Hidup akan jadi lebih baik." Tak.

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00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,520
"Salah lagi, Brian.
Hidup ada kejutan untuk awak."

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00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,480
Tentu sekali beri seks oral
kepada penolong pengurus

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00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,800
adalah paling hina?

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00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,960
Tak.

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00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,000
Dihina begitu

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00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,000
depan bekas isteri saya dan
seluruh penduduk lebih keji.

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00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,640
Micky si Gipsi,
teman lelaki bekas isteri saya,

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00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,480
yang datang jadi wira.

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00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,880
Buat lawak.

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00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,080
Kenapa budak kecil jatuh buaian?

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00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,520
- Entah.
- Dia tiada tangan.

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00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,240
Itu kelakar.

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00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,360
- Yakah?
- Ya.

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00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,160
Terima kasih.

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00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,000
Awak ada,

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00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,320
kotoran pada muka.

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00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,920
- Ya.
- Tomato.

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00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,920
Ya.

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00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,920
- Nak minum kopi?
- Ya.

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00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,920
Ya.

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00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,840
Saya belanja.

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00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,920
- Bagus.
- Jom.

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00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,840
Okey.

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00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,880
Anjing ini baik?

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00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,000
- Maksud awak?
- Tiada pemilik sebab jahat?

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00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,160
Pemilik yang jahat, bukan anjing.

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00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,040
Awak suka anjing, bukan?

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00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,480
Ia selamatkan nyawa saya.

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00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,840
Ia tahu saya sedih.

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00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,560
Saya selalu sedih,
jadi ia selalu betul tapi…

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00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,080
Waktu malam, saya minum,

431
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,640
ia teman saya,

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00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,560
jaga saya.

433
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,520
Dia cam Lisa dalam video juga.

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00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,920
Saya dan anjing duduk merindui dia,
paling tidak kami merindui Lisa bersama.

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00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,480
Saya tak percaya roh, tapi

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00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,600
jika ia wujud, anjing memilikinya.

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00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,000
Ia suka awak.

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00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,800
- Yakah?
- Ya.

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00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,680
Boleh saya bela ia?

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00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,800
Ya.

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00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,240
Perlu lawatan rumah dan isi borang.

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00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,360
Biar saya isi.

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00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,920
Dia tak apa-apa? Dia tak stabil?

444
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,080
Dia sunyi saja.

445
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,160
Kami perlu pastikan anjing dijaga baik.

446
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,280
Dia okey. Ingat,
pemilik yang jahat, bukan anjing.

447
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,760
Jika layan anjing dengan teruk,
begitulah sikapnya nanti.

448
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,280
Jika tunjuk sayang dan kebaikan,
anjing jadi baik.

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00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,360
- Sama juga macam orang.
- Ia makan apa?

450
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,200
Apa-apa saja. Selipar, kayu,

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00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,840
mainan, muntah.

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00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,320
Serta makanan anjing.

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00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,680
Mudah saja.

454
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,400
Apa khabar?

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00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,800
- Hai.
- Awak buat apa?

456
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,840
Kath nak bela anjing.

457
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,640
- Anjing jarang suka saya.
- Kenapa?

458
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,000
- Kerja saya.
- Apa kerja awak?

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00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,200
Posmen.

460
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,640
- Awak?
- Saya jual iklan.

461
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,560
Bagus.

462
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,320
Jadi…

463
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,080
Jumpa nanti.

464
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,480
- Jumpa nanti.
- Ya.

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00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,640
<i>Awak masuklah juga!</i>

466
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,200
<i>Masuk, Tony!</i>

467
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,960
Tony!

468
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,400
Senyum.

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00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,840
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Farhana Syazwani