1 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:10,260 ‪儀式是很重要的 2 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,180 ‪當兩群虎鯨分開時 3 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,058 ‪牠們會在海面上重聚 4 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,019 ‪然後再全部一起下潛到海底 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,148 ‪稱之為虎鯨問候儀式 6 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,360 ‪這是牠們知道一切都沒問題的方法 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,990 ‪因為這就是儀式的作用 8 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,453 ‪讓所有事情都順利進行 9 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,071 ‪-出生分鐘快樂 ‪-出去！ 10 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,573 ‪妳的“生日”到了，妳今年16歲了 11 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,241 ‪-生日快樂 ‪-出去！ 12 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,993 ‪-生日快樂 ‪-出去！ 13 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,953 ‪-生日快樂 ‪-出去！ 14 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,371 ‪-出去！ ‪-生日快樂 15 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,498 ‪生日快樂！ 16 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,797 ‪我只說了13次生日快樂 17 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,007 ‪我還需要說三次 18 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,300 ‪不要！ 19 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:41,226 ‪（山姆：生日快樂） 20 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:51,111 ‪（凱希的生日儀式： ‪在生日分鐘叫醒她，16次生日快樂） 21 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,655 ‪愛迪生，回去睡覺 22 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,078 ‪NETFLIX 原創影集 23 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,679 ‪（伊凡土巴：生日快樂！） 24 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:25,436 ‪（我知道想要什麼禮物了） 25 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,110 ‪（？？？ ‪第二次第一次！） 26 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,573 ‪（感覺好像是我生日一樣） 27 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:49,419 ‪人類是唯一擁有生日儀式的動物 28 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,797 ‪其他動物並不會用時間來測量年齡 29 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,967 ‪牠們透過大事件來測量年齡 30 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:59,429 ‪（用力吸，今天是凱希生日！） 31 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,476 ‪壽星來了 32 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,270 ‪我幫妳做了生日特別早餐 33 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,980 ‪看起來跟我每天吃的一樣 34 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:10,398 ‪加了一顆草莓 35 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,526 ‪今晚有特別計劃嗎？ 36 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,487 ‪可能就跟往常一樣 37 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,074 ‪伊凡跟夏瑞絲會過來 ‪我們會看場電影 38 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,285 ‪然後什麼都不做 39 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,286 ‪保持低調 40 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,789 ‪-生日快樂… ‪-謝謝 41 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,124 ‪山姆，這是寄給你的 42 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,335 ‪好大的信封，是丹頓大學寄來的嗎？ 43 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,045 ‪-表示你申請上了 ‪-不是 44 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,132 ‪我用自己的銀行帳戶存款的200美元 45 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,177 ‪收養了企鵝攝影機裡自己的企鵝寶寶 46 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,137 ‪你買了一隻企鵝？ 47 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,182 ‪-收養，跟其他十個人一起 ‪-企鵝會住我們家嗎？ 48 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,767 ‪-那就酷斃了 ‪-不會 49 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,936 ‪牠當然會留在水族館理 50 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,022 ‪但我是大股東，所以有命名權利 51 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:54,567 ‪你可以把牠取名凱希，因為這兩個 ‪可以說都是在同一天降臨的 52 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,486 ‪一家兩個凱希？ 53 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,989 ‪那媽媽的聖誕節電子報 ‪就會完全失去意義了 54 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,200 ‪我真不敢相信妳16歲了 55 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,410 ‪我還記得妳出生的那一天 56 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,204 ‪我還記得你孵出來的那一天 57 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,373 ‪好，生日快樂，等會兒見 58 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,791 ‪-愛你 ‪-等等 59 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,417 ‪我們還沒做凱希三明治 60 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:15,338 ‪山姆，我們今年不一定要做 61 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,341 ‪一定要，這是生日儀式的一部分 62 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,509 ‪我們每年都做 63 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,553 ‪好吧，那就快快做一次 64 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,930 ‪-好 ‪-不要 65 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,559 ‪生日快樂，晚點見 66 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,602 ‪再見 67 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,484 ‪-我得走了 ‪-等等 68 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,528 ‪妳要喝掉生日巧克力牛奶 69 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,989 ‪山姆，這個不能喝 70 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:44,742 ‪-濃到像是在看著我 ‪-但這是儀式的一部分 71 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:49,622 ‪好棒的儀式 72 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,624 ‪（反穿內褲，凱希三明治 ‪生日牛奶） 73 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,262 ‪我得走了 74 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,307 ‪你想當時間的奴隸，那就去吧 75 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,809 ‪我不懂妳的意思，再見 76 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,062 ‪貝莉貝奈特 77 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,898 ‪我們之間是自由戀愛關係 78 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,775 ‪還是固定交往關係？ 79 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,571 ‪我們沒有任何關係，什麼都不是 80 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,740 ‪我們有時候接接吻，僅此而已 81 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,951 ‪-但是我不能告訴任何人，對吧？ ‪-對 82 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:32,623 ‪我可以告訴別人我在跟某人親熱 ‪但是不說出是誰嗎？ 83 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,625 ‪隨你便 84 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,211 ‪好，謝謝妳澄清 85 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,016 ‪看看這地方 86 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,518 ‪我總是會忘記這地方看起來多好 ‪我穿著太樸素了 87 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,563 ‪-你看起來跟其他人的司機差不多 ‪-少囉唆，小笨蛋 88 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,065 ‪準備好了嗎？ 89 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,274 ‪當然，你呢？ 90 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,109 ‪還沒 91 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:05,073 ‪哇，我很訝異妳開得這麼好 92 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,409 ‪其實開車基本上跟… 93 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,745 ‪跑步很像，只是不用腳，而是用車輪 94 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,001 ‪學校還好嗎？ 95 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:18,753 ‪還好 96 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:23,633 ‪我沒有任何朋友 ‪所以有很多時間用功 97 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:27,553 ‪妳那個叫奧姬還是奧茲的朋友呢？ 98 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,431 ‪伊茲，我們不是朋友了 99 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,559 ‪我沒聽過這件事 100 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,519 ‪沒關係 101 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,729 ‪你最近事情也很多 102 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,317 ‪媽媽搬出去，又搬回來 103 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,611 ‪說不定又會再搬出去？ 104 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,904 ‪誰知道？ 105 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,656 ‪這裡右轉 106 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,660 ‪看看妳，還不忘記打方向燈 107 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,538 ‪-我不是白癡 ‪-我知道 108 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,749 ‪無論我跟媽媽之間發生什麼 109 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,544 ‪都是我們兩個的事，好嗎？ 110 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,379 ‪她… 111 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:03,589 ‪她會永遠愛你們 112 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,092 ‪她會永遠支持你們 113 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,386 ‪所以不用擔心，那是我們的問題 114 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,637 ‪我知道 115 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,557 ‪每當她做了很溫暖的事情時 116 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,600 ‪我就會想起看見她吻了那個酒保 117 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,897 ‪有時候我滿腦子只想得到這個影像 118 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,067 ‪對不起，我真希望… 119 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,445 ‪希望妳沒有看見 120 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,280 ‪我也是 121 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:33,035 ‪但是她有一陣子沒惹我了 122 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,289 ‪所以也許她遲早又會做錯事的了 123 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,374 ‪對，也許吧 124 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,334 ‪大家聽著！ 125 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,128 ‪壽星就快到了 126 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,338 ‪她進來時我們要說什麼呢？ 127 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,548 ‪-驚喜 ‪-驚喜 128 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,759 ‪對，但是不要像在參加葬禮，好嗎？ 129 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,386 ‪誰會在葬禮上說“驚喜”？ 130 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,598 ‪加德納太太，很棒的派對 131 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,267 ‪凱希從沒有辦過大型生日派對 132 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,936 ‪所以我想16歲正好慶祝一下 133 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,940 ‪對，這個想法很棒 134 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:07,945 ‪但是凱希說過，她想要低調的慶祝 135 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:13,618 ‪我知道，但是今年她經歷了很多 136 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:16,245 ‪因為… 137 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,498 ‪因為我，所以… 138 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:22,251 ‪我必須為她辦派對，這是她應得的 139 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,377 ‪-對 ‪-是吧？ 140 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,962 ‪對，沒錯 141 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,298 ‪在忙什麼，老兄？ 142 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,592 ‪畫給凱希的生日漫畫 143 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,052 ‪這是儀式的一部分 144 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,638 ‪可惡，我沒準備禮物 ‪在漫畫裡寫上我的名字吧？ 145 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,434 ‪等等，你怎麼了？你看起來不太一樣 146 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,936 ‪什麼意思？ 147 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,523 ‪山姆加德納，你有秘密，看著我 148 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,111 ‪你最近有親親 149 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:50,530 ‪對 150 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,866 ‪看看你！就在我的監管之下亂搞 ‪我就知道 151 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,326 ‪這位幸運的女士是誰啊？ 152 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,953 ‪我不能說 153 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,038 ‪-山姆… ‪-嗨，山姆 154 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,834 ‪好，我懂了 155 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,836 ‪不用多說了，老兄 156 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,630 ‪我聽得一清二楚 157 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:08,923 ‪好 158 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,092 ‪來了！ 159 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,760 ‪大家快躲起來 160 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,055 ‪（凱希生日快樂） 161 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,598 ‪山姆 162 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:31,153 ‪有充足理由的話，我很願意躲起來 ‪但是我們想騙誰啊？ 163 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,906 ‪那個孩子只用紙盤擋住臉 164 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,992 ‪而且我還穿著裙子蹲著 165 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:38,494 ‪-我跟道格做愛了 ‪-真的嗎？ 166 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,829 ‪太棒了 167 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,248 ‪你們復合了嗎？發生了什麼事？ 168 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,292 ‪沒有，他還是保持距離 169 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,919 ‪睡在日光室裡 170 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,630 ‪我告訴妳該怎麼做：投懷送抱 171 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,258 ‪我通常不會這樣建議任何人 172 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,094 ‪但現在是關鍵時刻，我希望妳能幸福 173 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,852 ‪你在這裡幹嘛？ 174 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,314 ‪裡面在幫妳辦驚喜派對 ‪我最討厭驚喜 175 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,650 ‪-我也是 ‪-不行，抱歉凱希，我們得進去 176 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,069 ‪-謝謝你多嘴 ‪-不客氣 177 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,534 ‪-驚喜！ ‪-驚喜！ 178 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,910 ‪生日快樂 179 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,413 ‪嗨 180 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,334 ‪妳嚇到了嗎？ 181 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,171 ‪對，哈囉 182 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,590 ‪嗨，凱希，再說一次生日快樂 183 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,717 ‪我們該玩小小魔豆了 184 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,885 ‪山姆，現在不行 185 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,054 ‪凱希，生日快樂 186 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,558 ‪-小小魔豆是什麼？ ‪-我十年前發明的傻遊戲 187 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,519 ‪當時我喝了兩杯紅酒 ‪孩子們正在爬牆 188 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:49,231 ‪這遊戲不知道怎麼變成了 ‪凱希生日儀式的一部分 189 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,234 ‪我很訝異居然持續了十年 190 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,945 ‪快來，我來藏小小魔豆 191 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,030 ‪我說不要 192 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,366 ‪但是我不希望愛迪生死掉 193 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:02,495 ‪很多人都不知道 ‪不過愛迪生不是我的第一隻陸龜 194 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,206 ‪第一隻是… 195 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,541 ‪特斯拉 196 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:13,297 ‪但是在凱希12歲生日時 ‪她弄斷了自己的手，我們趕到醫院 197 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,174 ‪而且沒有完成生日儀式 198 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,178 ‪我們回到家時，特斯拉死了 199 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,557 ‪我爸媽說這跟儀式一點關係也沒有 200 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,394 ‪但是那天早上，特斯拉還健健康康 201 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:31,023 ‪非常有活力且有精神 ‪眼睛很清澈且明亮 202 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,943 ‪糞便還很完整且是黑色的 ‪你要怎麼解釋這一點？ 203 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,989 ‪自從那次開始，我總是會完成儀式 204 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,950 ‪總是如此 205 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,078 ‪不要慌張 206 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,834 ‪沒事的，不要難過，好嗎？ 207 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,460 ‪你要抱緊點還是鬆點？ 208 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,795 ‪-緊一點 ‪-好 209 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,299 ‪好點了嗎？ 210 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,219 ‪-好點了 ‪-好 211 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,474 ‪我先放下這件事 212 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,520 ‪但是我16分鐘之後回來 ‪我們就來玩小小魔豆 213 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,022 ‪16分鐘是因為我16歲生日嗎？ 214 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,734 ‪對，因為這是妳16歲生日 215 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,611 ‪而且16的平方根是4 ‪我喜歡這個數字 216 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,114 ‪所以時間剛剛好 217 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,575 ‪16分鐘從現在開始倒數 218 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,543 ‪妳還喜歡這個派對嗎？ 219 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,838 ‪-不喜歡 ‪-妳要去哪裡？ 220 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,383 ‪我去換衣服，因為我媽瞞著我 ‪邀了1000個人來 221 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,928 ‪所以現在溜出去進行我們的 ‪第一次第二次還太早了嗎？ 222 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,722 ‪我是說我們的第二次第一次 223 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,223 ‪對，太早 224 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,769 ‪但這是好方法 ‪報復她辦了一個我不想要的派對 225 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,022 ‪對啊，誰叫她那麼討人厭 226 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,316 ‪我懂妳的感受 227 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,610 ‪我知道這不是妳要的 228 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:01,697 ‪但是已經發生了 ‪而且還滿好玩的啊，妳看！ 229 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,451 ‪那傢伙用紙盤擋著臉在跳舞 230 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,578 ‪他是這個派隊上的希雅 231 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,748 ‪妳何不就搖著小屁股跳上樓 232 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:14,251 ‪換下制服，換上正常的衣服 233 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,337 ‪然後下來試著樂在其中呢？ 234 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,172 ‪我超贊成！ 235 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,009 ‪這首歌讓我活起來了 236 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,097 ‪好吧 237 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,808 ‪我就好好享受吧 238 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,318 ‪（生日快樂） 239 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,071 ‪（凱希生日快樂） 240 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,489 ‪（甜蜜16歲） 241 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,120 ‪16歲 242 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,331 ‪-你能相信嗎？ ‪-我真不敢相信 243 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:56,502 ‪她還是嬰兒時又小又皺 244 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,548 ‪看起來像是微波爐 ‪加熱太久的烤馬鈴薯 245 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,342 ‪她的確不是個好看的寶寶 246 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,011 ‪-但現在她多漂亮 ‪-對 247 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,850 ‪天啊，對不起，你還好嗎？ 248 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,234 ‪沒關係，我沒事 249 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,741 ‪所以我出去呼吸新鮮空氣 250 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,203 ‪卻發現我精心繪製的長凳遭到毀滅 251 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,205 ‪“活著“字樣完全被抹掉了 252 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,500 ‪當我去問關於學校的藝術破壞政策時 253 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,710 ‪發現沒有這種政策！ 254 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,753 ‪妳跟山姆嗎？ 255 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,838 ‪感謝老天 256 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,800 ‪他們到底成不成啊？ ‪你們都快搞瘋我了 257 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,552 ‪-什麼？ ‪-少來了 258 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,638 ‪我知道我的小山姆在跟某人玩親親 ‪除了妳還會是誰？ 259 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,724 ‪不，我跟山姆沒有親嘴 260 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,685 ‪等等，他在接吻？他親誰？ 261 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,522 ‪我說“接吻”了嗎？ ‪我是說賜福啦 262 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,026 ‪就是透過柏拉圖式對話 263 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,738 ‪給予某人情緒與精神上的極樂 ‪很明顯啊！ 264 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,780 ‪再見，佩姬 265 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,830 ‪山姆，我做錯事了 266 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,917 ‪很糟糕，跟流浪狗 ‪衝進高速公路一樣糟 267 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,879 ‪16分鐘到了，該玩小小魔豆 268 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,842 ‪好，舞池似乎是最佳的躲藏地點 269 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,053 ‪絕對是最放克的躲藏地點 270 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,067 ‪（艾莎：你還好嗎？） 271 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,947 ‪阿德利企鵝、頰帶企鵝、皇帝企鵝 272 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,241 ‪-阿德利企鵝… ‪-老天，你也是企鵝迷嗎？ 273 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,160 ‪-嗨，克里斯 ‪-我叫克里斯多福 274 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,328 ‪好 275 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,747 ‪你不進去嗎？ 276 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,290 ‪也許等一下進去 277 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,292 ‪你要我在切蛋糕時 ‪幫你拿一塊出來嗎？ 278 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,669 ‪我要角落的部分，謝謝 279 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,462 ‪蛋糕應該是圓的 280 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,965 ‪-那就算了 ‪-好吧 281 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,767 ‪小小魔豆 282 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,644 ‪16分鐘已經過了？ 283 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,646 ‪對，妳答應我的，快來 284 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648 ‪好吧 285 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,359 ‪-愛迪生會活下去了，謝謝妳 ‪-山姆 286 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,778 ‪-你跟某個人接吻了嗎？ ‪-對 287 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,779 ‪誰？ 288 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,490 ‪貝莉貝奈特很清楚說過 289 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,283 ‪我不可以告訴任何人 290 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,703 ‪這是個規則，我最喜歡規則 291 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,913 ‪此外，她很恐怖 292 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,835 ‪抱歉，佩姬，我跟我親的女孩之間 ‪有隱私權協議 293 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,294 ‪我相信妳一定理解 294 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:45,713 ‪我不理解 295 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,381 ‪太可惜了 296 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,133 ‪你真的不會告訴我？ 297 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,300 ‪沒錯 298 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,514 ‪伊凡，把這個藏起來 299 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,808 ‪這是什麼，魔法猩猩嗎？ 300 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,186 ‪別傻了，這是小小 ‪去把它藏起來讓我們找 301 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,896 ‪好 302 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,025 ‪-來吧，我們要搖擺屁股 ‪-真假的啊？ 303 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,028 ‪天啊，我真是全世界最棒的妹妹 304 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,070 ‪好 305 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,698 ‪搖擺屁股，準備好了嗎？開始！ 306 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,619 ‪搖擺屁股‪… 307 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,080 ‪搖擺屁股‪… 308 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,374 ‪你在這裡啊 309 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,585 ‪你剛剛突然走開了 310 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,128 ‪對不起，我只是… 311 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,673 ‪我還在試圖消化 312 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,717 ‪我還需要一點時間 313 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,843 ‪我懂 314 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,391 ‪好一位辣媽 315 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:40,976 ‪你說什麼？ 316 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,187 ‪我說“好一位辣媽” 317 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,191 ‪從各方面來看都是稱讚 318 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,528 ‪少來了，札希德 319 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,244 ‪我要告訴他們我藏好猩猩了嗎？ 320 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,872 ‪說實話，我也不清楚規則 321 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,540 ‪但是凱希看起來很漂亮，對吧？ 322 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,626 ‪夠了，貝絲 323 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,634 ‪舞蹈動作很酷 324 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,345 ‪我最喜歡裝在杯子裡的糖果 325 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,681 ‪嗨，牛頓小姐，山姆 326 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,148 ‪壽星來了 327 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,859 ‪我做了披薩卷，玩得還開心嗎？ 328 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,862 ‪對，直到克雷頓高中的 ‪賤人們出現為止 329 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,740 ‪-誰邀請她們來的？ ‪-伊茲跟田徑隊嗎？ 330 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,826 ‪-對 ‪-我邀的 331 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,328 ‪我覺得是和好的好方法 332 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,664 ‪-今天是妳生日 ‪-不，妳沒權利這麼做 333 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,542 ‪-我恨她們 ‪-凱希，真對不起 334 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,211 ‪-妳要我請她們離開嗎？ ‪-對 335 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,047 ‪可以順便請其他所有人離開嗎？ 336 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,092 ‪我從沒說過我要開派對 ‪我想要小小地慶祝 337 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,428 ‪但是妳不願意聽我的 ‪當然囉，因為妳不在乎 338 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,682 ‪凱希，別這樣，她花很多時間準備 339 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,767 ‪你是在幫她說話嗎？ 340 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,102 ‪你是幫我還是幫她？ 341 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,689 ‪我誰都不幫，她做的事情很溫馨 342 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,066 ‪別幼稚了 343 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,776 ‪你是認真的嗎？ 344 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,707 ‪等等，我們要找到小小 ‪伊凡沒有上樓，笨蛋 345 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,251 ‪離我遠一點！我才懶得管小小 346 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,962 ‪或是你的蠢儀式 ‪跟我甚至一點關係都沒有！ 347 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,089 ‪永遠都是關於山姆 348 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,633 ‪就跟我生命中其他所有蠢事一樣 349 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,518 ‪-看好戲囉 ‪-閉嘴 350 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,650 ‪嗨 351 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,238 ‪山姆，我看到你跟凱希吵架 ‪你還好嗎？ 352 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,157 ‪不好，我很生氣！ 353 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,285 ‪凱希說我讓她的生日派對 ‪圍繞在我身上 354 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,788 ‪但我只是想完成儀式 ‪而儀式都是跟她有關的 355 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:11,418 ‪可能有一點點跟愛迪生有關 ‪但是大部分跟凱希有關 356 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,632 ‪好 357 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,802 ‪生日儀式的目的最初是為了 358 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:25,015 ‪讓你能夠在凱希的大日子時 ‪把重心放在她身上 359 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:29,561 ‪但是我想這麼多年下來 ‪情況改變了 360 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,899 ‪我想今天你是因為自己才這麼做 361 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:37,152 ‪不是我，這是儀式 362 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,530 ‪-儀式是不可以打破的 ‪-其實凱希才是最重要的 363 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:49,665 ‪就跟我以為凱希想要辦個 ‪熱鬧的派對一樣 364 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,834 ‪但實際上是我想要 365 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,756 ‪-很大的疏忽 ‪-對 366 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,427 ‪我想我們都必須跟凱希道歉 367 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,556 ‪我不覺得我們必須道歉 368 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,769 ‪但是我可以向她道歉 369 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,276 ‪妳看，我找到了小小 370 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,320 ‪小小魔豆… 371 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,287 ‪他看起來沒事，對吧？ 372 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,372 ‪對，山姆沒事 373 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,918 ‪那麼… 374 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,422 ‪昨晚非常棒 375 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,884 ‪-我感覺我們又心靈相通了，對吧？ ‪-對 376 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,220 ‪經過這麼久 377 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,180 ‪終於又回到以前了 378 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,474 ‪等我一下下 379 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,233 ‪所以如果你想聊聊的話 380 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,403 ‪我不想談 381 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,072 ‪但是想談時，我會告訴妳 382 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,711 ‪不管是媽還是伊凡，走開 383 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,255 ‪嗨 384 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,550 ‪我可以進來嗎？ 385 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,553 ‪好 386 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:33,143 ‪你哥哥超興奮，因為他找到了 ‪那個詭異的小猩猩 387 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,272 ‪-它叫小小 ‪-對，他告訴我了 388 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,025 ‪我很喜歡你們 389 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,530 ‪我很抱歉 390 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,866 ‪關於所有事情 391 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,204 ‪我表現得很混蛋，而且我嫉妒你們 392 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:55,165 ‪我很害怕失去我愛的人 393 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,334 ‪我絕對不會介入妳跟內特之間 394 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,377 ‪誰管他啊？ 395 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,838 ‪我是怕失去妳 396 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,257 ‪-喔 ‪-因為… 397 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,760 ‪在妳到克雷頓之前 398 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,304 ‪我感覺那裡很不適合我 399 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,640 ‪我沒辦法作自己 400 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,728 ‪內特跟我的人生太不一樣了 401 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,022 ‪因為他是超大混蛋，而妳不是？ 402 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,148 ‪對 403 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,531 ‪然後我們大吵一架之後就不說話了 404 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:31,201 ‪讓我很想念妳 405 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,163 ‪我非常想念妳 406 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,251 ‪我希望把妳找回來 407 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,924 ‪抱歉，聽起來有點像跟蹤狂 408 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,509 ‪沒錯 409 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,471 ‪但是我的想法是一樣的 410 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:52,973 ‪所以沒關係 411 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,770 ‪我們來個額頭誓約 ‪不可以再離開對方了 412 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,189 ‪好 413 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,607 ‪那是什麼？ 414 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,568 ‪來，我示範給妳看 415 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,120 ‪就是這樣 416 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,125 ‪我剛剛才發明的，很明顯嗎？ 417 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,554 ‪-凱希，我… ‪-媽 418 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,058 ‪抱歉 419 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,603 ‪我只是想告訴妳要切蛋糕了 420 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,897 ‪好，我們馬上下去 421 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,440 ‪嗨，加德納太太 422 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:52,365 ‪在大自然裡有許多 ‪從來沒人質疑過的儀式 423 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:55,744 ‪像是孔雀為什麼打開尾巴羽毛 424 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,871 ‪或是猩猩為什麼敲胸口 425 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:58,788 ‪-嗨 ‪-嗨 426 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,749 ‪對不起我剛剛很沒禮貌 427 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,750 ‪對，那很… 428 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,546 ‪可能只是交配或生存所必要 429 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:11,343 ‪我本來也想道歉 430 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,553 ‪-但是我想我們沒事了 ‪-對 431 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,599 ‪我在此正式申請生日禮物的延期 432 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,434 ‪好，審請核准 433 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,480 ‪大家去哪兒了？ 434 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,609 ‪-我叫他們回家了 ‪-來吧，切蛋糕了 435 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,278 ‪但是人類確有許多非必要的儀式 436 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,781 ‪跟交配或生存都毫無關係 437 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:36,368 ‪-祝妳生日快… ‪-不，別唱 438 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:38,870 ‪凱希不喜歡生日快樂歌，對吧？ 439 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,165 ‪對，謝謝妳想起來 440 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,961 ‪好，那我們一起唱“小星星” ‪我開始唱 441 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,381 ‪一閃一閃亮晶晶 442 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,592 ‪滿天都是小星星 443 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,762 ‪掛在天空放光明 444 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,932 ‪好像許多小眼睛 445 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,143 ‪一閃一閃亮晶晶 446 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,397 ‪滿天都是小星星 447 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,358 ‪謝謝妳幫我辦派對，媽媽 448 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:09,776 ‪寶貝，真是對不起 449 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,361 ‪不，沒關係 450 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,487 ‪真的 451 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,364 ‪好奇怪的家庭 452 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:17,075 ‪對，但是凱希看起來真漂亮，對吧？ 453 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,994 ‪妳也來這套？ 454 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,256 ‪但雖然我們不像動物一樣需要儀式 455 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,385 ‪有些儀式卻很不賴 456 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,221 ‪你在幹嘛？ 457 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:39,973 ‪沒什麼 458 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,516 ‪我找到了小小 459 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,059 ‪被藏在日光室 460 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,603 ‪我聽說了 461 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,272 ‪抱歉我沒有玩到最後 462 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,982 ‪我知道儀式對你很重要 463 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,027 ‪沒關係，我猜我今天很煩 464 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,320 ‪沒錯 465 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,282 ‪但我也很難搞，所以我們互不相欠 466 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,700 ‪好 467 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:01,494 ‪你知道嗎？ 468 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,040 ‪生日儀式中還有一項沒完成 469 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,833 ‪我正等著妳說這句話 470 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:12,088 ‪小傢伙跟小妹妹 ‪今天會發生什麼事呢？ 471 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,089 ‪發現南極圈？ 472 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,883 ‪（小傢伙跟小妹妹的大冒險 ‪愛迪生活下來了） 473 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,635 ‪不是，但這點子很好，可以留到明年 474 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,847 ‪我們好快喔 475 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,517 ‪龍希德 476 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,935 ‪-就是札希德 ‪-對 477 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:26,936 ‪…變成龍的樣子 478 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,940 ‪這是生日儀式中我最愛的一部分 479 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,653 ‪你明年去上大學之後 ‪我會想念這些的 480 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,447 ‪我不會離家太遠 ‪因為我會去丹頓大學 481 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,825 ‪-是嗎？ ‪-對，我今天下午收到了 482 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,578 ‪科學繪圖課程的錄取通知書 483 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,955 ‪這可是大新聞！ 484 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,375 ‪-啊！ ‪-你為什麼不說呢？ 485 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,294 ‪今天是妳的大日子 486 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,634 ‪-不要再打我了 ‪-你太討厭了 487 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,595 ‪山姆 488 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,473 ‪你會有很棒的成就 489 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:04,933 ‪我知道 490 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,144 ‪誰要看電影？ 491 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,689 ‪不允許有暴力 ‪但是我可以接受光屁股 492 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,191 ‪我最愛屁股，要找爸爸一起嗎？ 493 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,484 ‪好啊 494 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,319 ‪我不知道他在哪裡？ 495 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,654 ‪他剛剛還在的 496 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,030 ‪不用等了 497 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,457 ‪（低潛酒吧）