♪ ♪
♪ - ENOUGH OF THIS, BEN. ♪
♪ NOW, GET OUT HERE. ♪
♪ [BELL RINGS] ♪
♪ - I FEEL LIKE A DWEEB. ♪
♪ - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A DWEEB. ♪
♪ NOW YOU'RE JUST A PILGRIM DWEEB. ♪
♪ - THAT'S IT. I'M CHANGING. ♪
♪ - NONSENSE. ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T VISIT SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS ♪
♪ WITHOUT SOAKING UP THE LOCAL HISTORY. ♪
♪ NOW, COME ON. ♪
♪ - OH, MAN. ♪
♪ GRANDPA, CAN I PLEASE CHANGE NOW? ♪
♪ [PEOPLE SCREAMING] ♪
♪ - BEN, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CHANGE NOW. ♪
♪ - YES! ♪
♪ GOOD-BYE, ZERO. ♪
♪ HELLO, HERO! ♪
♪ IT FEELS GOOD TO BE COOL AGAIN! ♪
♪ - AHH. I LOVE BEING A WITCH. ♪
♪ IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ AND STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ NOW HE'S GOT SUPER POWERS HE'S NO ORDINARY KID ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ HE'S BEN 10 ♪ ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ SO IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ FOR A BIG SURPRISE ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ HE'S FUNNY, FREAKY, FAST AND STRONG ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ HE'S EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ HE'S BEN 10 ♪ ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪ ♪
♪ ALL NEW POWERS ♪ ♪
♪ HE'S ON THE CASE ♪ ♪
♪ FIGHTING ALL EVIL ♪
♪ FROM EARTH OR SPACE ♪
♪ ♪ HE'LL NEVER STOP 'TIL HE MAKES THEM PAY♪ ♪
♪ ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ BEN 10 ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ BEN 10 ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ 10, 10, 10 ♪ ♪
- THAT'S IT.
CLOSER.
"COME INTO MY PARLOR,"
SAID THE SPIDER TO THE STINKFLY.
- OH, GREAT.
NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN DWEEB.
- TRANSFERA IDENTICA.
TRANSFERA IDENTICA.
- OH, NO.
- I FEEL KIND OF WEIRD.
[HORSE NEIGHING]
- EASY, BOY. EASY, BOY.
[GWEN SCREAMING]
- HUH?
- NO! NOT YOU.
- I WONDER WHAT THAT WAS.
- AAH! CHARMCASTER.
HUH?
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
- AAH!
- UH! IT'S ME.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- WHOA! WHOA!
- BEN, GRANDPA!
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY PLANS THIS TIME,
LITTLE MISS GOODY-GOODY.
- WHOA!
WHOA! THERE.
- UH-UH.
- UH!
OHH.
- GWEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- IT'S CHARMCASTER.
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING.
- WAIT. I'M NOT--
- UH, DON'T WANT HER RECITING A SPELL
THAT'LL TURN US ALL INTO WEASELS OR SOMETHING.
NO TELLING WHAT COULD COME OUT OF HER MOUTH.
- OK, JAILBIRD, YOUR NEW HOME SWEET HOME
IS GOING TO BE JUVENILE MAXIMUM SECURITY.
- DON'T WORRY, GWEN.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY
AND THAT WATCH.
SO THEN ONCE YOU'VE DIALED IN THE ALIEN YOU WANT,
YOU JUST SLAM IT BACK DOWN
AND YOU'RE READY TO KICK BUTT?
- YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW THAT.
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THE OMNITRIX?
YOU'RE ALWAYS READING ABOUT MAGIC AND SPELLS
AND JUNK LIKE THAT.
- I THINK I'VE LEARNED ALL I'M GOING TO
ABOUT THAT STUFF.
I'M JUST INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN.
- NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
YOU'RE SETTING ME UP TO BE PUNKED SOMEHOW.
WELL, FORGET IT.
I'M TOO SMART FOR YOU, FREAK.
- NOBODY CALLS ME A FREAK AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
NOBODY!
- OW! OW!
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?
- GWEN SNAPPED HER CAP.
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.
- BEN'S RIGHT.
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT, GRANDPA.
I STARTED IT.
I'M SORRY, BEN.
CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?
- DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING?
- I KNOW!
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
I'M GOING TO COOK UP SOMETHING SPECIAL
JUST FOR YOU.
- BUT I'M INNOCENT.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
- Woman: SO WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR, PRINCESS
WEARING YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME IN THE SUMMER?
- HA HA! GOOD ONE, PINKY.
- SHUT UP!
ONLY TWO RULES IN HERE.
RULE ONE--I'M IN CHARGE,
SO WHAT I SAY GOES.
[GWEN GULPS]
- AND RULE NUMBER TWO?
- OBEY RULE ONE OR ELSE.
- OH, WELL, JUDGING FROM THIS LIST OF INGREDIENTS,
WHATEVER YOU'RE COOKING UP IS GOING TO BE VERY EXOTIC.
- TRANSLATION --
IT'LL TASTE LIKE BARF.
- SEA URCHIN EGGS?
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, MR. SEAFOOD GOURMET?
WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT I GOT, GIRLIE.
- LATIN ACAUSE SORENSAY.
INTERESTING.
BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT NICE.
- WHAT THE--
[ENGINE REVVING] HEY! THAT'S MY TRUCK!
- MY INGREDIENTS!
- LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR XLR8.
[OMNITRIX BEEPING]
DIAMONDHEAD?
OH, MAN, I HAVE A NEED FOR SPEED.
- WE'LL USE THESE.
- RATS! NO KEYS.
FIND ANOTHER WAY TO--WHOA!
- GUESS WE DON'T NEED THEM. LET'S GO!
- WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
EASY MONEY.
- HEY, I THINK WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED BY A LITTLE GIRL
AND SOME BIG ICE-SCULPTURE-LOOKING THING.
- OH!
OH, MY--
LOOK OUT! COMING THROUGH!
OH! OH! SORRY.
WHOA! WHOA!
OOF!
WHOA!
- WHOA! AAH!
- WHERE'D SHE GO?
- YOU GUYS MESSED WITH THE WRONG LITTLE GIRL.
- GWEN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- HA HA!
[THIEVES SCREAMING]
- WE GIVE UP!
- JUST GET THESE THINGS OFF US.
- DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD HELP THEM?
- LET THEM SUFFER.
THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO STEAL FROM ME.
OH, WELL. I HAVE MORE SHOPPING TO DO.
- WHAT AN INTERESTING COLOR.
SAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
THAT'S ORGANICALLY GROWN, WOULD YOU?
- SURE THING. I GREW THIS MYSELF.
- OH!
- MAKE SURE YOU COME BACK FOR SECONDS, SWEETIE.
PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
- CHARMCASTER'S BOOK OF SPELLS.
BODY TRANSFERENCE SPELLS.
SO THAT'S HOW SHE DID IT!
BUT WHY WOULD CHARMCASTER WANT
TO SWITCH BODIES WITH ME?
UNLESS SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SWITCH WITH ME.
BEN!
SHE WANTED TO SWITCH WITH BEN.
THAT WAY, SHE COULD GET THE OMNITRIX.
- YO, PRINCESS, SO WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, PRINCESS?
- JUST THIS --
FOOD FIGHT!
- AAH!
[PRISONERS SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]
- YOU GOT GUTS, GIRL. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
NOW, QUIT STALLING AND GIVE IT TO ME.
- OK. I JUST DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
[PRISONERS SCREAMING]
- TROUBLEMAKER, HUH?
WELL, YOU'LL BE SCRUBBING POTS AND PANS
UNTIL THOSE PRETTY LITTLE HANDS FALL OFF.
- BELLUM OCURRO MAZZURA!
- WHAT...
- AAH! UH!
- COOL.
[PRISONERS CHEERING]
- LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE INNOCENT.
- UH, GRANDPA, HAVE YOU NOTICED
THAT GWEN'S BEEN ACTING KIND OF WEIRD TODAY?
I MEAN WEIRDER THAN NORMAL.
- NOW, JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO FOLLOW
IN HER GRANDFATHER'S CULINARY FOOTSTEPS
DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S WEIRD, BEN.
- OH, NO!
OF COURSE NOT.
- GOT IT.
THE FINAL INGREDIENT.
- OOH. SEA URCHIN EGGS?
WOW. THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN EXPENSIVE.
- NOT REALLY.
I SWEET-TALKED THEM INTO GIVING ME A DEAL.
- AND WHEN YOU FINISH HERE,
SOMEONE GETS TO BUFF MY BUNIONS.
- A SMALL PRICE TO PAY
TO SEE THE LOOK ON CRABTREE'S FACE
WHEN SHE FELL INTO THAT TRASH CAN.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS.
LOOK, YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING...
- ACTUALLY, WHAT I NEED
IS TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
- ARMED GUARDS AT EVERY EXIT? NO WAY YOU COULD EVER--
- HEY, I THINK I'VE FOUND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
BUT WE'LL NEED A DISTRACTION.
- NO PROBLEM.
- HYAH!
[ALARM]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
- CHECK IT OUT -- THIS MUST SPILL OUT
INTO THE CITY'S MAIN DRAINAGE SYSTEM.
IF WE CAN GET PAST IT, WE'RE HOME FREE.
- STEP BACK.
SO I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS
AND GIVE UP CRIME, ARE YOU?
- HA HA!
YEAH, RIGHT!
WE GOT TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT.
[GROWLING]
- IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, PRINCESS,
I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO ALL 10 OF MY FRIENDS HERE!
[BEN SNIFFS]
- UGH! GAG ME.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT SMELL'S
COMING FROM THAT DINNER YOU'RE COOKING.
- CHARMCASTER, THIS TIME I'M LOCKING YOU AWAY MYSELF.
- I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, BEN.
ONCE YOU GO HERO, YOU'LL KICK MY BUTT
WITHOUT LISTENING TO WHAT I NEED TO SAY.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
- JUST LISTEN.
GWEN'S NOT GWEN. I AM.
SHE DID SOME KIND OF TRANSFERENCE SPELL,
AND WE WOUND UP SWITCHING BODIES.
- YEAH. HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM?
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR TRICK QUESTIONS.
I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED GWEN ACTING ALL STRANGE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
IF YOU DON'T, THE REAL CHARMCASTER
IS GOING TO WIND UP SWITCHING BODIES WITH YOU
AND GETTING THE OMNITRIX.
- Charmcaster: WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
- SHE SAYS YOU'RE NOT YOU AND SHE'S NOT HERSELF,
BUT THAT YOU'RE EACH OTHER.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THINK SHE SAID.
- GWEN, IS THIS TRUE?
- SHE'S NOT GWEN!
- WHO ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO BELIEVE --
THIS LIAR OR YOUR OWN EYES?
- ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE GWEN,
THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THE NAME
OF THE TEDDY BEAR BEN SLEEPS WITH.
- HEY, FURRY FREDDY HAS HIS OWN BED.
IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE NEXT TO MINE.
- YOU JUST GAVE HER THE ANSWER, YOU DWEEB.
DID YOUR PARENTS SEND YOU TO DOOFUS SCHOOL
OR WERE YOU BORN LIKE THIS?
- GWEN, IT REALLY IS YOU!
- DUH! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
- AT LEAST I CAN STOP BEING ALL NICE AND SWEET.
IT WAS MAKING ME SICK.
I WAS JUST LUCKY YOU HAVE A MAGICAL AURA
OR NONE OF MY SPELLS WOULD HAVE WORKED.
- YEAH? WELL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TASTE
OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE?
- UNSQUIERA DESPARIOT!
I'M THE REAL SORCERESS, REMEMBER?
NOW I SWITCH BODIES WITH DOOFUS
AND EVERY SPELL I CAST WILL BE ALIEN SUPER-CHARGED.
TRANSFERA IDENTICA.
TRANSFERA IDENTICA!
- NO! THIS WASN'T THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
I'M ME AGAIN!
- Ben: HA! YOUR SPELL SCREWED UP AGAIN.
- Gwen: SO I SHOULD BE ME,
BUT I FEEL KIND OF STRANGE, NOT QUITE MYSELF.
- AAH!
I'M YOU! GROSS!
- WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, IF YOU'RE BEN, AND YOU'RE GWEN,
THEN I'M, UH, REALLY CONFUSED.
- YOU FOOLS!
NOW I ONLY HAVE ENOUGH INGREDIENTS
TO MIX UP ONE MORE TRANSFERENCE SPELL.
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET THE CHANCE
BECAUSE I'M GOING HERO.
- YOU'RE NOT WEARING THE OMNITRIX, DOOFUS.
I AM.
[GROWLING]
- SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO ALIEN AND KICK HER MAGICAL BUTT.
- I'M TRYING.
WHICH WAY DO YOU TURN THIS THINGY?
- YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
- SAID THE OLD MAN HANGING FROM THE YARDARM.
OH, AND YOUR COOKING STINKS.
- IT DOES?
- LIKE BEING YOU ISN'T PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.
[SMACKING LIPS]
PEACH LIP BALM?
[sniffs] STRAWBERRY HAND LOTION?
WHO WANTS TO SMELL LIKE A FRUIT SALAD?
- THAT'S IT!
MY HAND LOTION.
- OH, TYPICAL -- WE'RE IN TROUBLE
AND YOU'RE WORRIED THAT YOUR HANDS AREN'T SOFT ENOUGH.
WHAT A GIRL.
- WITH BRAINS.
I HAVE SOME HAND LOTION IN MY BACK POCKET.
IF YOU CAN RUB IT ON YOUR WRIST --
I MEAN, MY WRIST--
YOUR HAND SHOULD BE ABLE TO SLIDE OUT.
- AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACH IT?
- UGH.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR SOCKS?
- WHAT'S THE POINT?
THEY'RE JUST GONNA GET DIRTY AGAIN.
OW! HEY, THAT HURT!
- QUIT COMPLAINING.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
YOU'RE KICKING MY BUTT.
- SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY.
YES!
HURRY UP AND GO FOURARMS!
- WHOA. THIS IS KIND OF COOL.
- I SAID FOURARMS, NOT CANNONBOLT.
- GIVE IT A REST, DOOFUS.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE MUCH BETTER
AT WORKING THIS THING THAN I AM.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS THING.
- I THINK I'LL TURN INTO THAT FIRE ALIEN FIRST.
WITH MY SPELLS FUNNELED THROUGH THAT ALIEN BODY,
SALEM, MASS. IS GONNA GET BURNED.
- TENNYSON!
SIC HIM, BOYS!
- YOU REALLY SHOULD RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.
- I DON'T RESPECT ANYBODY.
- IT'S OVER. GIVE UP OR I'M --
UH, SHE'S GONNA SWAB THE DECK WITH YOUR BUTT.
- ALL YOU DID IS SAVE ME A TRIP BELOW TO GET YOU.
- WHOA. GOT TO GIVE BEN CREDIT.
THIS ALIEN HERO STUFF IS A LOT TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKS.
- DECLAM BACCURA.
SADUKA.
- OH, GWEN'S GOT SOME MOVES.
- THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
TRANSFERA IDENTICA.
TRANSFERA IDENTICA!
- BEN!
- OUT OF THE WAY!
- I'M ME AGAIN.
- AND I'M CANNONBOLT.
- I'LL JUST COOK UP ANOTHER TRANSFERENCE SPELL.
I CAN'T BE STOPPED.
- DON'T BET ON IT.
- NO!
- YOU WANT AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE?
TRY THIS!
- A LITTLE HELP HERE?
- LET'S BOWL.
- ALL RIGHT.
NICE JOB, GWEN.
- GRANDPA, IT'S ME-- BEN.
- OK, THAT'S IT.
I GIVE UP.
- AHH. NOTHING LIKE BEING BACK
IN YOUR OWN SOCKS.
- WELL, I HOPE THIS EXPERIENCE
MADE YOU APPRECIATE EACH OTHER A LITTLE MORE.
- NAH!
- WELCOME BACK, PRINCESS.