All: AAH!
WHO WILL PROTECT US FROM THE NEFARIOUS DEEDS OF
THE LEAGUE OF EVIL DOOM FIENDS?
All: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HANDY BUDDY.
[ Scottish accent ] UGH.
YOU'LL NOT BE TOSSING ME OUT OF THE GAME ANYTIME SOON,
BOWLING BALL BANDIT.
FIERY BUDDY!
THE GUMDROP WIZARD'S GUMMING UP MY FEET.
TIME TO GET UNSTUCK AND TURN UP THE HEAT.
DOGGY BUDDY.
LOOK OUT, LADDIE!
IT'S THE KITTY LITTERER!
[ GRUMBLING ]
THE FORCES OF GOOD AND FAIRNESS UNITING TO FORM...
THE SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDIES!
BEN, IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THOSE SUPER LAME-O VERSIONS
OF YOUR ALIEN HEROES?
SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR THIS BIG-TIME.
♪ IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID ♪
♪ AND STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID ♪
♪ NOW HE'S GOT SUPER POWERS HE'S NO ORDINARY KID ♪
♪ HE'S BEN 10
♪ BEN 10 ♪ BEN 10
♪ SO IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE ♪
♪ HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES ♪
♪ HE'S FUNNY, FREAKY, FAST AND STRONG ♪
♪ HE'S EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE HE'S BEN 10 ♪
♪ BEN 10
♪ ALL NEW POWERS HE'S ON THE CASE ♪
♪ FIGHTING ALL EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE ♪
♪ HE'LL NEVER STOP 'TIL HE MAKES THEM PAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY ♪
♪ BEN 10
♪ 10, 10, 10
BAD ENOUGH THEY RIPPED ME OFF WITH SOME DUMB CARTOON.
DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL DWEEB?
YEAH, AS IF YOU NEED HELP LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL DWEEB.
JUST LIKE I THOUGHT --
IT'S THE DISTRIBUTOR.
I SAW A GARAGE A FEW BLOCKS BACK.
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET ANOTHER ONE.
WHAT ABOUT PLANETARY STUDIOS?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
BEN'S BEEN BUGGING ME ALL SUMMER TO TAKE HIM TO SEE
KANGAROO COMMANDO.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO GET STARTED WITHOUT ME.
I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE AT 4:00.
I STILL DON'T GET WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS ABOUT SOME OLD TV ACTOR
JUMPING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
HYAH!
I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO APPRECIATE KANGAROO COMMANDO,
BUT I'VE WATCHED HIS SHOW SINCE I WAS JUST A KID.
HYAH!
HE MADE ME WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO.
UGH!
I'M HANDY BUDDY!
WATCH ME GO!
OH.
WAIT.
FOUR ARMS DOESN'T DANCE AROUND
AND FALL ON HIS BUTT LIKE A GOOF.
WHO'S FOUR ARMS?
I'M HANDY BUDDY, ME BOYO.
SHAKE.
"MEET TIM DEAN,
CREATOR OF 'SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDY ADVENTURES.'"
WANT TO GET AN AUTOGRAPH?
HAVE A SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDY DAY.
[ Sighing ] THANKS FOR WATCHING.
HEY, THAT'S A TIM DEAN ORIGINAL.
ORIGINAL?
YOU TOTALLY STOLE YOUR "HERE-NOS" FROM M-- UH,
THOSE ALIEN HEROES IN THE NEWS.
PROVE IT.
TAKE HIM AWAY, FIERY BUDDY.
HIS NAME'S HEATBLAST.
AND HE DOESN'T RAP WHEN HE TALKS.
AND WHY IS FOUR ARMS SCOTTISH?
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
AAH! UGH!
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT GUY'S NOT TOO OPEN TO
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
THEN MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
[ EXPLOSION ]
BEN?
WHAT?
IT WASN'T ME.
[ GASPS ]
IT'S KANGAROO COMMANDO.
HE NEEDS HELP.
WHO ARE YOU?
JUST YOUR ALL-TIME BIGGEST FAN.
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN MY STUNT SHOW?
SORRY, I CAN FIX THIS.
NO PROBLEM.
HEY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
GREAT SHOW, HUH?
SO...REALISTIC.
I THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE BETTER FROM OVER THERE.
WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS --
TIM DEAN?
ISN'T IT ENOUGH HE KNOCKED MY TV SHOW OFF THE AIR WITH THAT
STUPID CARTOON OF HIS?
NOW HE HAS TO RUIN MY LIVE SHOWS, TOO?
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WE'RE GIVING THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT.
OH, I GET IT.
HOLLYWOOD.
[ Sighing ] THANKS FOR WATCHING.
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
[ CHEERS ]
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR THIS SUPERHERO.
[ LAUGHS ]
BEN, YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
I'M GONNA BE KANGAROO COMMANDO'S PARTNER!
MORE LIKE HIS PUNCHING BAG.
KANGAROO COMMANDO ISN'T SO MUCH OF A ROLE AS A WAY OF LIFE.
I DO MY OWN STUNTS.
I EVEN BUILD MY OWN GADGETS AND SPECIAL EFFECTS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE MISSING THE STARS WITH SCARS
HORROR MOVIE MAKEUP DEMONSTRATION FOR THIS.
NORTH, THAT WAS PRETTY LOW STEALING FIERY BUDDY TO TRY
AND SAVE YOUR PATHETIC STUNT SHOW.
ME?
CLEARLY YOU SENT HIM TO TRY AND INTIMIDATE ME.
LISTEN, OLD MAN, "SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDIES" WILL BURY YOU.
AND I'LL BE THERE KICKING IN THE LAST MOUND OF DIRT.
WE'LL SEE WHO BURIES WHO.
MR. NORTH, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HEATBLAST.
SAVE IT, KID.
THAT SURE WENT WELL.
HE'S JUST A BUSY GUY.
COME ON.
IF WE WANT TO GO ON KANGAROO COMMANDO THE RIDE,
WE SHOULD HURRY UP.
THE LINE'S PROBABLY LIKE A MILE LONG.
LOOKS LIKE NO ONE WANTS TO HOP ABOARD AND RIDE WITH YOUR HERO.
WELL, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING.
NO WAY HE COULD COME UP WITH A COOL RIDE LIKE THIS.
WAHOO!
THESE SPECIAL EFFECTS ROCK!
[ GASPS ]
HELLO?!
GOOD TIME TO GO HERO.
I CAN'T!
[ CREAKING ]
KANGAROO COMMANDO! YES!
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT SAFETY BAR.
AAH!
FEAR NOT.
KANGAROO COMMANDO IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
FINALLY.
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND.
NEED AN EXTRA HAND?
I GOT FOUR.
HMM.
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE NEW ANIMATRONIC DEVICES.
ACTUALLY, I'M JUST A KID.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
[ CRASH ]
WELL, STAND BACK.
THESE KIDS NEED MY HELP.
THANKS, HANDY BUDDY.
NAME'S FOUR ARMS, NOT HANDY BUDDY.
YOU COULD GET IN TROUBLE RIPPING OFF HANDY BUDDY LIKE THAT.
SUE ME.
WE COULD TEAM UP.
DID THAT ONCE WITH MARSUPIAL MAN UNTIL I CAUGHT HIM
PUTTING ALL MY GADGETS IN HIS POUCH.
I GO SOLO.
WHY IS HE SO UPSET?
IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS ANOTHER STUNT SHOW.
I'M NOT SURE.
I MEAN, DOESN'T THIS WHOLE ACCIDENT AND RESCUE
SEEM A LITTLE --
I DON'T KNOW -- CONVENIENT?
THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT.
SOMEONE RIGGED THIS RIDE WITH EXPLOSIVES...
SOMEONE WHO WORE THIS INK-STAINED GLOVE --
THE KIND USED BY ANIMATORS.
Both: TIM DEAN.
HE JUST HAPPENS TO FIND A GLOVE?
BECAUSE HE'S A CRIME-FIGHTING GENIUS.
AND I WILL BE HIS PARTNER.
[ SIGHS ]
HOW PROUD HE MUST BE.
WHY WOULD IWANT TO BLOW UP YOURSTUPID RIDE?
SO PLANETARY STUDIOS COULD TEAR IT DOWN
AND BUILD YOUR STUPID RIDE.
THOSE AREN'T MINE.
I MEAN, THE SKETCHES ARE, BUT NOT THE EXPLOSIVES.
GENTLEMEN, I BELIEVE WE'VE CAUGHT THE CULPRIT RED-HANDED.
WAIT.
THAT GLOVE CAN'T POSSIBLY BELONG TO TIM DEAN.
IT'S A RIGHT-HANDED GLOVE.
DEAN DID ALL HIS SKETCHES LEFT-HANDED.
HEY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
EVEN THOSE WEAK VILLAINS ON YOUR OLD SHOW COULD HAVE PULLED
OFF A BETTER FRAME JOB.
HA!
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LAME-O VILLAINS?
BOWLING BALL BANDIT?
KITTY LITTERER?
THAT FUR BALL DOESN'T EVEN MEOW RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
NICE GOING, GWEN.
WE COULD HAVE PUT THAT SLIMEBALL ANIMATOR AWAY FOR GOOD
IF YOU HADN'T OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH.
DIDN'T NORTH SAY HE HANDLES ALL HIS OWN SPECIAL EFFECTS,
INCLUDING EXPLOSIVES?
SO?
NO WAY WOULD KANGAROO COMMANDO EVER BLOW UP HIS OWN RIDE.
BUT HE'S NOT KANGAROO COMMANDO.
HE'S AN ACTOR WHO'D DO ANYTHING TO SAVE HIS SHOW.
WE NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
OH, THIS IS A MAJOR WASTE OF TIME.
WE SHOULD BE TAILING THE ANIMATOR GUY,
'CAUSE IF THAT'S NOT A CRIME, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
HEY, FOLKS.
DON'T FORGET, WE'LL BE PREMIERING A BRAND-NEW EPISODE
OF "SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDY ADVENTURES"
RIGHT HERE ON THE BIG SCREENS AT PLANETARY STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD.
I'VE GOT A PREMIERE FOR YOU.
REAL MATURE, STINKBREATH.
LOOK!
NORTH IS HEADING FOR HIS DRESSING ROOM.
TAKE US DOWN.
I'LL LAND WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY.
AAH!
[ COUGHING ]
HEY, YOU KIDS, GET OUT OF THE WATER!
Both: [ PANTING ]
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
IT HAS TO STOP BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT.
WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
HIMSELF.
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
IF I CATCH YOU TWO SNEAKING AROUND AGAIN,
YOU'RE OUT OF THE PARK.
OKAY, THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING MAJORLY
WEIRD ABOUT NORTH.
HE WAS HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH HIMSELF.
WELL, MAYBE HE WAS JUST PRACTICING LINES FROM HIS SHOW
OR SOMETHING.
FACE IT, BEN.
YOUR HERO'S THE VILLAIN.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLANETARY STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD IS
PROUD TO PRESENT A WORLD-PREMIERE EPISODE OF...
AAH!
HOW ORIGINAL.
HANGING OVER A FLAMING VAT OF DEADLY CHEMICALS.
MAYBE HE'S REALLY IN TROUBLE.
TIME TO ACCELERATE.
OH, MAN!
HELP!
SOMEONE HELP ME!
KANGAROO COMMANDO?
WAIT, HOW CAN NORTH BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE?
I'M SO CONFUSED.
WE GOT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
[ GASPS ]
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
THAT IS SO FAKE.
[ ROARS ]
AAH! BUT THAT'S NOT.
WAHOO! THAT WAS AWESOME!
GO, PLANT GUY!
MR. NORTH, HANG ON.
PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME.
I JUST DO DRAWINGS.
I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD.
WAIT.
DIDN'T YOU KIDNAP MR. NORTH?
NO, YOU OVERGROWN WEED.
HE KIDNAPPED ME.
[ GASPS ]
DIDN'T HE?
PITY YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO
FIGURE IT OUT AND SAVE THEM BOTH.
AAH! AAH!
BEN, GRAB DEAN.
I'LL GET NORTH.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE --
[ ALARM BLARING ]
ATTENTION, PARKGOERS.
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF THE DEMISE OF THAT HAS-BEEN
ABEL NORTH AND THAT TALENTLESS ANIMATOR TIM DEAN.
HAS-BEEN?
TALENTLESS?
HE MUST HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PARK'S MASTER CONTROL CENTER.
I TOLD HIM THIS HAD GONE TOO FAR.
WAIT. TOLD WHO?
OF COURSE.
I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT.
EPISODE 10, THE FIRST SEASON.
KANGAROO COMMANDO HAD HIS BROTHER ON --
HIS TWIN BROTHER, KANE.
I'M THE REAL KANGAROO COMMANDO.
I BUILT ALL THE GADGETS AND
SPECIAL EFFECTS WHILE YOU TOOK ALL THE CREDIT.
SO, WHY DID YOU KIDNAP DEAN?
BECAUSE HE RIPPED OFF MY IDEA.
CAN'T ANYBODY COME UP WITH ANYTHING ORIGINAL IN HOLLYWOOD?
BUT NOW THE WORLD WILL KNOW AT LAST WHO THE REAL CREATOR OF
"SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDY ADVENTURES" REALLY IS.
All: [ COUGHING ]
[ ELECTRONIC SHOTS ]
[ COUGHING ]
NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM GETTING MY REVENGE -- NOTHING!
ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
WHOA!
LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO ISN'T QUITE WHAT HE APPEARS TO BE.
AAH!
THANKS.
LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH CAN GET THE JOB DONE WITH
OR WITHOUT OUR COSTUMES.
[ CHEERS ]
DEAN, THOSE SUPER ALIEN HERO BUDDIES OF YOURS
AREN'T HALF BAD.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
BECAUSE KANGAROO COMMANDO
HAS ALWAYS BEEN A MAJOR INFLUENCE IN MY WORK.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
SORRY, KID.
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WEIRD.
SORRY I'M LATE, BUT
WE'RE ALL FIXED AND READY TO HIT THE ROAD AGAIN.
YOU KIDS HAVE A RELAXING DAY AT THE PARK?
RELAXING IN A BEN TENNYSON KIND OF WAY.
ARE THOSE THE SPARE PARTS FROM THE RUST BUCKET, GRANDPA?
OH, NO, NO.
THERE WAS A TOY STORE NEXT TO THE GARAGE.
SALESMAN THERE SAID THESE ARE THE HOTTEST CHARACTERS ON TV.
THOUGHT BEN MIGHT LIKE THEM.
THEY REMINDED ME OF HIS ALIENS.
Ben: UGH! GRANDPA!
Gwen: [ LAUGHS ]
Ben: OH, MAN!