BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, TWO OUT, FULL COUNT.
TENNYSON WINDS UP, AND...
NO WAY!
THIS GAME HAS GOT TO BE RIGGED.
I TOTALLY NAILED BEN FRANKLIN.
KNOCK OVER THE BEN FRANKLINS, YOU WIN A PRIZE.
KNOCK OVER SQUAT, YOU WIN SQUAT.
YOU'D THINK IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE,
THEY WOULDN'T CHEAT AT THE CARNIVAL GAMES.
THAT'S THE WAY LIFE IS, BEN.
YOU WIN SOME. YOU LOSE SOME.
NOW, COME ON.
YOU WIN SOME. YOU LOSE SOME.
IF I JUST WENT HERO, I'D WIN EVERY ONE OF THOSE STUPID GAMES.
SURE.
USE THE MOST POWERFUL DEVICE
IN THE UNIVERSE TO CHEAT AT WHAC-A-MOLE.
REAL NICE.
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOA!
NOT GOOD.
♪ IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID ♪
♪ AND STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID ♪
♪ NOW HE'S GOT SUPER POWERS HE'S NO ORDINARY KID ♪
♪ HE'S BEN 10 ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪ BEN 10
♪ SO IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE ♪
♪ HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES ♪
♪ HE'S FUNNY, FREAKY, FAST AND STRONG ♪
♪ HE'S EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE HE'S BEN 10 ♪
♪ BEN 10
♪ ALL NEW POWERS HE'S ON THE CASE ♪
♪ FIGHTING ALL EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE ♪
♪ HE'LL NEVER STOP 'TIL HE MAKES THEM PAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪
♪ BEN 10
♪ 10, 10, 10
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THE LIBERTY BELL.
NOT IF XLR8 HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
[ BEEPING ]
EVIDENTLY, HE DOESN'T.
OH, MAN!
[ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
GIVE ME A LIFT.
[ HORN HONKS, SIRENS WAIL ]
[ RINGS ]
[ WAILING CONTINUES ]
OHH!
WHAAA!
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A SWEET LANDING.
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
GUESS HOW MANY JELLYBEANS AND WIN A MUSIC POCKET.
WAY TOO EASY FOR THE LITTLE GUY WITH THE MEGA BRAIN.
AVERAGE SIZE OF A JELLYBEAN IS 1.3 CENTIMETERS.
WE'RE TALKING 6,532...
31 JELLYBEANS.
NICE MUSIC POCKET.
HOW'D YOU GET IT?
NICE MUSIC POCKET.
YOU USED GREY MATTER?
THAT'S CHEATING!
WHOA.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY "NO ALIENS ALLOWED" SIGNS.
HEY, BEN, CHECK IT OUT.
YOUR HOMETOWN BASEBALL TEAM, THE CANNONS,
ARE IN THE FINALS OF THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES.
NO WAY!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THAT TEAM.
YEAH, IF ONLY YOU COULD HIT OR THROW OR RUN...
THINK WE COULD GO, GRANDPA?
...OR CATCH OR SLIDE.
STOP ME IF I'M LEAVING ANYTHING OUT.
WILLIAMSPORT, PA --
THE BIRTHPLACE OF LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL,
THAT HONORED INSTITUTION,
WHERE DREAMS OF GREATNESS ARE FIRST FORGED IN YOUNG MINDS,
ALONG WITH THE LIFE LESSONS OF FAIR PLAY.
HEAR THAT, BEN?
"FAIR PLAY."
HA!
THAT'S ALL.
[ CRACKLING ]
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SECURITY?
THE PRESIDENT IS A BIG BASEBALL FAN.
HE LIKES TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE TO CHEER THE KIDS ON.
THERE'S THE CANNONS.
I'M GONNA GO SAY HI.
AAH!
[ GROANS ]
NO WAY!
"WEDGIE" TENNYSON.
AAH!
"WEDGIE" TENNYSON.
SHRIMP!
"WEDGIE" TENNYSON.
THIS SUMMER INSTEAD, CASH.
OOH-OOH!
SAVING THE WORLD!
YEAH, THIS PEE-WEE'S IN HIS OWN WORLD.
FRIENDS OF YOURS?
HARDLY.
SO, HOW'D YOU TWO JER-- UH, GUYS MAKE THE TEAM, ANYWAY?
TALENT -- 100% PURE TALENT.
OH, AND FOUR GUYS GOT CHICKEN POX.
AW, MAN.
THAT MEANS I WOULD HAVE MADE THE TEAM, TOO.
YEAH, BY DEFAULT.
All: [ GASP ]
CAME FOR A PREVIEW OF WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO YOU IN THE
NEXT GAME?
THE SCORE IN OUR LAST GAME WAS 28-3.
THE NEXT ONE WON'T BE THAT CLOSE.
YEAH?
WELL, I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
HEY!
HELLO!
EXCELLENT DRILL.
DRILL?
THEY ALMOST TOOK THOSE KIDS' HEADS OFF.
MAYBE NEXT TIME THEY'LL STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
GOOD LUCK, CANNONS.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
UH, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
ALL CLEAR.
IF THE CANNONS DON'T WIN THIS GAME,
THE SERIES IS OVER.
SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE GUYS IS WEIRD.
THEY'RE TOO [GULPS] PERFECT.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
WE WANT A PITCHER, NOT A HAIRY --
BENJAMIN.
WHAT?
PLAY BALL!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
[ GASPS ]
YOU'RE OUT!
AW, MAN, WE'RE GETTING DESTROYED.
I THOUGHT YOU HATED J.T. AND CASH.
I DO, BUT I WANT THEM TO STINK, NOT THE TEAM.
LISTEN TO THESE STATS I PULLED UP.
THE SQUIRES' TEAM E.R.A. IS LESS THAN 1.
SLUGGING PERCENTAGE -- .986.
NO ONE IN HISTORY --
SLUGGING PERCENTAGE -- .986.
HAS EVER BEEN THIS PERFECT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I NEED ANOTHER DOUBLE-CHILI CHEESE DOG.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
WOW!
DID YOU SEE THAT HOME RUN?
YEAH, THAT WAS AMAZING -- MAYBE TOOAMAZING.
THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE INSTANT REPLAY.
READY TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, CASH?
HA HA HA HA HA!
OW!
FIRST BASE.
I'LL GET YOU!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
NO PAIN, NO GAIN, JERK FACE.
[ GROANS ]
OKAY, LET'S GET SERIOUS.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
SAFE!
BALLGAME.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
WHERE'S BEN?
FIVE CHILI CHEESE DOGS?
ONE GUESS.
AND I'M SO NOT ON BATHROOM DUTY.
HEY, HEY, HEY!
WHO RULES?
LET ME TELL YOU.
THE CASH-TER, THE CASH-MAN, SIR CASH-A-LOT!
COME WITH US.
OUT OF MY FACE, WEIRDO!
OH!
UH, YOU GUYS NEED TO BACK OFF THOSE NEW ENERGY DRINKS.
UGH, HOW COME DOING THE RIGHT THING SOMETIMES FEELS SO WRONG?
HUNGRY?
HOW ABOUT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH?
I KNEW IT!
GRANDPA, THIS IS SUPER, SUPER, SUPER SLOW MOTION.
[ BEEPS ]
XLR8.
BEN SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
YOU DON'T CHEAT IN BASEBALL.
HE'LL BE GROUNDED FOR THIS.
NORMALLY, YOU KNOW I'D BE DOING BACKFLIPS
AT THE THOUGHT OF BEN BUSTED,
BUT THE DWEEB MIGHT HAVE HAD A GOOD REASON TO GO HERO.
[ BEEPS ]
BUT THE DWEEB MIGHT HAVE HAD A GOOD REASON TO GO HERO.
WHEN YOU CROSS-REFERENCE THE SQUIRES' ROSTER WITH THE
BASEBALL HALL-OF-FAME DATABASE,
THE SQUIRES HAVE THE SAME NAMES AS A BUNCH OF OLD-TIME PLAYERS.
AND THERE'S NO PROOF THESE KIDS EVEN EXIST --
NO REPORT CARDS, MEDICAL RECORDS, NOTHING.
[ BEEPING ]
NOW, WHY WOULD A COACH BE CHECKING ON THE SECRET SERVICE
INSTEAD OF HIS OWN TEAM BEFORE A GAME?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME
WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
RIGHT?
OH, THEY'RE ROBOTS.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SO GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY TOOK CONTROL IN THAT LAST INNING,
BUT WE CANNOT RISK IT HAPPENING AGAIN.
SCAN THEM.
[ WHIRRING ]
[ GROANS ]
I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.
WE WERE KIDNAPPED BY THE SQUIRES.
AAH!
THIS WOULD BE SO COOL...
IF IT WEREN'T SO FREAKY!
THESE PLAYERS WILL BE OUR INSURANCE POLICY.
DISPOSE OF THE ORIGINALS...
AND THE SPY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
HEY!
WAS THAT TENNYSON?
HERE? THAT WIMP?
GET REAL!
[ BEEPING ]
WHOA!
IS IT JUST ME, OR WAS THAT THING SMILING WHEN IT SMASHED
OUR ROBOTS TOGETHER?
SUPPORT UNITS ONLY.
UH-OH.
WE HAVE TO FREE THOSE KIDS.
[ GASPS ]
THE PRESIDENT!
TEAM, MOVE OUT.
WHOA!
TEAM, MOVE OUT.
THE SQUIRES ARE GETTING AWAY.
IT'S OVER.
[ BEEPS ]
DIAMONDHEAD.
I CAN TAKE THEM.
THEY'RE NOT OUR PROBLEM.
THAT IS.
IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ WHIRRING ]
GO!
BEN?
[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]
ARE THOSE ROBOTS ALL GONE?
DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
Both: WHOA!
OH, HARDY-HAR.
YOU MISSED ALL THE ACTION, AS USUAL, TENNYSON.
WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
ME AND THE GUY WHO JUST KICKED ROBOT BUTT ARE --
GOOD FRIENDS.
HE'S AN OLD BUDDY OF OURS.
OH, MAN!
GRANDPA, THEY HAD A COPY OF THE PRESIDENT'S FACE.
IF THEY COULD SWITCH OUT THOSE KIDS FOR ROBOTS,
THEY COULD DO THE SAME WITH THE PRESIDENT.
WE'LL NEED A WAY TO GET ON THE FIELD TO STOP THEM.
WELL, THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND STUFF,
BUT WE GOT A GAME TO PLAY.
NOT SO FAST.
IT'S GAME TIME, AND THE FAVORED SQUIRES HAVE TAKEN THE FIELD.
NINE INNINGS AND OUR PLAN SHALL BE COMPLETE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?
FIRST OFF, GET SOME NEW UNDERWEAR.
SECOND, DON'T MOVE.
FIRST UP TO BAT FOR THE CANNONS, CASH MURRAY.
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
GUESS HERO TIME CAN WAIT FOR JUST ONE PITCH.
STEE-RIKE ONE!
OR TWO.
COME ON.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
[ BEEPING ]
STEE-RIKE TWO!
WHAT'S HE WAITING FOR?
MY GUESS IS A FASTBALL,
LOW AND AWAY.
WHOO-HOO!
GO, BEN!
YOU'RE...
SAFE, RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
[ ALL GASP ]
[ BEEPING ]
WE GOT TO GO, MR. PRESIDENT.
BATTER'S UP!
MR. PRESIDENT, COME WITH US.
WE'LL BE OKAY IN HERE.
UGH!
AAH!
I DON'T THINK SO.
SOON WE SHALL CONTROL THE WHITE HOUSE.
NOT WHILE I'M IN THE HOUSE.
OH, MAN.
NOT WHILE I'M IN THE HOUSE.
WHEW!
THAT'S ALL OF THEM.
THINK AGAIN.
HUH?!
WELCOME TO THE 7th-INNING STRETCH.
YAAHH!
[ BEEPING ]
WHERE'D THAT CREATURE GO?
I WANTED TO THANK HIM FOR HIS BRAVERY.
I'LL GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE, SIR.
GRANDPA!
WE WILL NOT BE STOPPED.
OKAY.
NOW, THAT'S CHEATING.
YO-O-O-U'RE...OUT!
COME ON.
EVEN I COULDN'T RESIST.
THE DETAILS OF THE ATTACK ARE A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY,
BUT I AM PROUD TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BOY WHO SAVED MY LIFE.
AW, MAN, THEY SO DO NOT DESERVE THAT.
JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW DIDN'T DESERVE
THAT MUSIC POCKET.
BY THE WAY, WHERE IS MY MU--
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, BEN -- CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.
BUT SOMETIMES THEIR COUSINS DO.
OKAY, I GET IT.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHEATER.
BUT...
OH, I KNOW SOME THINGS ABOUT COURAGE.
NOT AGAIN!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A SORE LOSER!
OUR ENTIRE OPERATION IS A FAILURE.
BY THE CREST OF THE FOREVER KNIGHTS,
A TENNYSON SHALL PAY WITH THEIR VERY LIVES.