[ BEEPING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
I HEAR NORMAL KIDS NORMALLY SPEND
THEIR NORMAL SUMMER VACATIONS AT THE BEACH OR THE MALL --
OHO! THAT'S RIGHT.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MALL TODAY.
SORRY, HONEY.
GOT A LITTLE SIDETRACKED.
[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]
THIS NUCLEAR REACTOR IS THE PERFECT WAY
TO DETONATE MY DNA BOMB INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
AND DE-EVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!
[ DOOR CRASHES OPEN ]
TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH.
OKAY, ANIMO, SCIENCE CLASS IS CANCELED.
FOOL!
IN LESS THAN A MINUTE,
THE WORLD WILL GET A LESSON IT WILL NEVER FORGET!
IN THE MEANTIME, MEET MY LATEST CREATION.
BRING IT ON!
I'LL BARBECUE THAT BUG.
OH, YEAH. BEING A HERO ROCKS!
[ SCREECHING ]
HEY, HOTHEAD!
DNA BOMB TICKING DOWN OVER HERE, REMEMBER?
AAH!
OH!
EVEN YOU CAN'T GENERATE ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THAT CASING!
IF I CAN'T SHUT IT DOWN, I'LL JUST HAVE TO TURN IT UP.
BEN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO.
CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF I DON'T.
NO! YOU'RE OVERLOADING THE SYSTEM!
THAT'S THE IDEA.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Animo: YOU MAY HAVE RUINED MY PLAN TODAY, TENNYSON,
BUT THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW!
BEN, ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH. GOOD THING I WAS HEATBLAST,
'CAUSE THAT DNA WAVE WOULD HAVE SCRAMBLED ME.
[ BEEPS ]
Gwen: WHAT'S UP WITH THE WATCH?
I DON'T KNOW.
[ BEEPING ]
ALL RIGHT! I GOT THE GREEN EARLY.
HOLD OFF, NOW, BEN.
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON?
BUT ANIMO IS GETTING AWAY.
I CAN'T CATCH HIM IF I DON'T GO HERO.
STINKFLY CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF.
[ GROWLS ]
SOMETIMES I THINK THIS THING JUST PLAIN HATES ME.
HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON CATCHING UP TO ANIMO NOW, SHORT STUFF?
SOMEDAY, MY PET...
THAT SNOT-NOSED HERO WILL GET HIS!
Grey Matter: IN THE MEANTIME, HERE'S YOURS.
[ GRUNTING ]
TIME...TO CUT THIS LITTLE PYGMY PUNK DOWN TO SIZE!
Grey Matter: WHOA!
WHOA-OH!
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
OHH, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
[ GRUNTING ]
AAH!
HUH?
YOU'RE REALLY GETTING GOOD AT SOME OF THOSE SPELLS IN THAT BOOK.
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
Ben: THAT WAS AWESOME.
WHAT'S NEXT?
Gwen: NOW WE GET TO DO SOMETHING I WANT TO DO FOR A CHANGE.
Ben: WHAT? AW, MAN!
TAKE THAT! HYAH!
AND THAT! HYAH! AND THAT!
[ GRUNTING ]
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
SUMO SLAMMERS DEATH BLOW!
AAH!
THIS IS A STORE, NOT A BOXING RING.
HOW DO YOU THINK THESE WILL MAKE ME LOOK?
LIKE A TOTAL -- MNH!
YOU'D LOOK LOVELY IN ALL OF THEM.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK.
SO GET THEM ALL.
THANKS, GRANDPA.
PBHT!
BLEH!
[ COUGHS ]
LET'S NOT RUIN GWEN'S DAY, HUH?
WHAT ABOUT RUINING MY DAY?
I'M THE ONE STUCK IN SOME DUMB CLOTHING STORE
DURING MY SUMMER VACATION.
NOW, BEN, GWEN NEEDS A BREAK FROM THE WHOLE
"BATTLING BAD GUYS AND ALIENS" THING --
THAT'S ALL.
SHE JUST WANTS TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN.
TRUST ME -- THERE'S NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT GWEN.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
HUH?
Gwen: THIS IS SO FUN!
[ GASPS ] HEY, CAN WE GO SHOE SHOPPING AFTER THIS?
[ BEEPING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
YAAAH!
BEN!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT -- THE WATCH JUST WIGGED OUT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT MY SIZE.
Gwen: BANNED FROM AN ENTIRE MALL?!
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE!
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU'VE BEEN HUMILIATED PLENTY OF TIMES WORSE THAN THAT.
YEAH, AND ALL BY YOU!
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
Max: OKAY, YOU TWO.
WE'LL ALL FEEL BETTER AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
Gwen: ONLY IF I WAKE UP WITH A NEW COUSIN.
PBHT!
[ THUMPS ] OH, MORNING ALREADY?
OH, SOMEBODY TURN OFF THE SUN.
Max: OH, IT'S 3:30.
THE SUN DOESN'T COME UP FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS.
[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]
[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]
[ WHIRRING STOPS ]
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT HE'S GONNA THINK TWICE
BEFORE HE CHANGES MY WAKE-UP CALL.
GOING HERO.
WHOA! A DIAMONDHEAD CRYSTAL?
[ BEEPS ]
TETRAX!
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BEN.
[ Chuckling ] YEAH. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE WE TOOK DOWN SIXSIX TOGETHER.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY, BUT I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD.
YEAH, ABOUT MUNCHING THAT X-321 YOU GAVE ME --
SEE, I WAS GOING AFTER ANIMO,
AND I ZIGGED INSTEAD OF ZAGGED, AND, WELL...
I'M NOT HERE ABOUT THAT BOARD, BEN.
REALLY?
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I PICKED UP THE SDM SIGNAL FROM THE OMNITRIX.
THIS? IT'S JUST THE WATCH ACTING WACKO AGAIN -- NO BIGGIE.
SDM? SELF-DESTRUCT MODE?
THE OMNITRIX BROADCASTS A SIGNAL
WHEN IT BEGINS ITS COUNTDOWN.
THE WATCH IS GONNA DESTROY ITSELF?
ALONG WITH WHOEVER IS WEARING IT AT THE TIME.
OH, MAN.
SO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TRIGGERED THE OMNITRIX SELF-DESTRUCT MODE?
Gwen: BEN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
IT'S A MYSTERY.
REALLY?
THINK HARD, BEN.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
THAT MAY HAVE CAUSED THIS TO HAPPEN?
WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, DOES IT, GWEN,
SINCE TETRAX IS HERE TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
I HAVEN'T A CLUE HOW TO DEACTIVATE THE OMNITRIX.
ONLY AZMUTH WOULD KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
WHO'S AZMUTH?
THE RUMORED CREATOR OF THE OMNITRIX.
DETAILS ON HIM ARE SKETCHY AT BEST.
NO ONE IS EVEN QUITE SURE WHICH PLANET HE LIVES ON.
Gwen: SO, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIND HIM?
ON MY SHIP, I HAVE THE EQUIPMENT WE NEED
TO EXAMINE THE OMNITRIX FOR AZMUTH'S DNA SIGNATURE.
IT'S LIKE AN AUTOGRAPH ON HIS WORK.
ONCE WE HAVE THAT,
WE CAN SCAN THE GALAXY UNTIL WE LOCATE HIM.
HOW LONG UNTIL THE WATCH SELF-DESTRUCTS?
Diamondhead: JUDGING FROM THE PATTERN'S REPETITION,
I'D SAY LESS THAN FOUR EARTH DAYS.
WE'D BETTER GET GOING.
THERE'S NO TELLING WHO ELSE HAS PICKED UP ON THE SIGNAL.
ROAD TRIP, SPACE STYLE!
Diamondhead: SORRY, MAX.
WE CAN'T RUN THE RISK OF SOME ALIEN SOMEWHERE RECOGNIZING YOU.
I UNDERSTAND.
I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT BREAK FROM YOUR COUSIN AFTER ALL.
TRANSLATION -- NO DWEEBS ALLOWED IN SPACE.
Max: BEN, I'M CONCERNED YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S ALWAYS SERIOUS, GRANDPA, AND I ALWAYS WIN.
WITH SOME HELP, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'LL BE OKAY, OKAY?
WE'LL FIND THE CREATOR, HE'LL FIX THE WATCH,
AND I'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
TRY NOT TO MESS THINGS UP, OKAY?
SINCE WHEN DO I EVER MESS THINGS UP?
DO YOU WANT YOUR LIST IN CHRONOLOGICAL
OR ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY GRANDSON.
COOL.
YES, IT IS...COOL, ISN'T IT?
Ben: WHOA, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS IS MY TRAINING ROOM.
HAVE TO STAY IN SHAPE BETWEEN MISSIONS.
THAT'S THE HOVER SIMULATOR.
IT CAN RE-CREATE OVER 1,000 DIFFERENT COURSES.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO USE IT ANY TIME.
YEAH! YES!
WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
[ GASPS ]
WHOA.
AWESOME!
CHECK IT OUT! [ LAUGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE A BIG VIDEO GAME.
AAH! LIVING SNOT!
THAT'S MY PILOT, GLUTO.
Ben: HEY.
[ MURMURS INDISTINCTLY ]
YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
I ASSUME YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH SPACE-TRAVEL PROTOCOL?
OH, SURE.
[ MURMURING ]
SO THIS IS WHAT A PANCAKE FEELS LIKE!
A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!
AH, HEY! YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHING ]
INITIATING ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY.
[ GULPS ] UGH!
SPACE TRAVEL LOOKS SO MUCH EASIER IN THE MOVIES.
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR NAPTIME,
BUT WE REALLY SHOULD EXAMINE THE WATCH.
YOUR SHIP WILL BE USEFUL
IN MY QUEST FOR THE OMNITRIX,
AND WHEN I RECOVER IT,
I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE
ON THE EARTH-BOY WHO IMPRISONED ME
IN THAT CURSED NULL VOID DIMENSION.
MASTER, WE HAVE INTERCEPTED A SIGNAL.
IT APPEARS TO BE FROM THE OMNITRIX.
THE OMNITRIX IN SPACE?
WHAT IS TENNYSON UP TO?
Diamondhead: READY?
WOULD "NO" BE AN OPTION?
Diamondhead: DON'T WORRY.
I'VE HAD MANY OF THESE TESTS PERFORMED ON MYSELF.
NEVER FELT A THING.
BUT DON'T YOU HAVE, LIKE, DIAMOND-HARD SKIN?
AH.
GOOD POINT. LET'S GET STARTED.
CAN'T FIND AZMUTH'S DNA SIGNATURE ANYWHERE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS WHERE IT COULD BE?
WHEN MY DAD GOT MY MOM A WATCH FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY,
HE HAD THEM ENGRAVE SOME WRITING ON THE BACK OF IT.
OF COURSE.
FOUND IT.
NOW WE CAN SCAN FOR THE BEING WITH THAT DNA COMPOSITION.
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
ACCORDING TO THIS, AZMUTH IS ON INCARCICON,
THE PRISON PLANET.
THE CREATOR OF THE OMNITRIX IS IN SOME SPACE SLAMMER?
WHY?
UNKNOWN, BUT IT'S HOME TO THE SCUMMIEST
OF THE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
LAY A COURSE TO INCARCICON.
[ MURMURING ]
[ GASPS ]
SECURITY BREACH, LOWER LEVEL.
WE HAVE AN INTRUDER.
WE HAVE TO ASSUME THE WORST.
IF WE SPLIT UP, WE CAN COVER MORE GROUND.
ESPECIALLY XLR8.
[ GROWLS ]
GOOD THINKING.
THE VULPIN'S KEEN SENSES SHOULD BE ABLE TO SNIFF OUT THE INTRUDER.
[ SNARLING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
[ RUSTLING ]
[ SNARLING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ CRASH ]
Gwen: HEY! PAWS OFF, FIDO!
SAVE THE MAD DOG ROUTINE, WILL YA?
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO BE HERE,
BUT I FIGURED YOU COULD USE SOME BACKUP.
[ GROWLS ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
I CAN'T HOLD ON!
A-A-A-A-H!
UGH!
[ NAILS SCREECHING ]
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
DOOR MUST BE DEFECTIVE.
IT JUST FLEW OPEN.
GWEN, YOU'RE THE INTRUDER?
SORRY.
I JUST FIGURED SINCE BEN CAN'T FIND HIS TOOTHBRUSH
WHEN IT'S STUCK IN HIS MOUTH,
HE COULD USE SOME HELP FINDING THE CREATOR.
HEY!
I'M JUST KIDDING.
BEN NEVER BRUSHES HIS TEETH.
CAN WE TURN AROUND AND DROP HER BACK ON EARTH?
YOU KNOW, LIKE FROM ORBIT?
SORRY, BEN, NO TIME.
WE NEED EVERY MOMENT THE OMNITRIX --
[ BEEPING ]
THE COUNTDOWN APPEARS TO HAVE ACCELERATED.
I HAVE TO CHECK SOMETHING OUT.
Gwen: AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT WORRIED
THAT THE SELF-DESTRUCT COUNTDOWN HAS SPED UP?
NAH. I WORK BEST UNDER PRESSURE.
THIS DOESN'T ONLY AFFECT YOU, YOU KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT GRANDPA?
I'M SURE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET VAPORIZED...
OR WHATEVER.
LOOK, TETRAX AND I HAVE IT COVERED.
WE'LL FIND AZMUTH, HE'LL FIX THE WATCH,
AND I'LL KEEP KICKING ALIEN BUTT.
TETRAX SAID AZMUTH WOULD DEACTIVATE THE OMNITRIX,
NOT FIX IT.
A-A-A-H!
UGH!
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MESS WITH ME.
I'M AFRAID GWEN'S RIGHT, BEN.
TRUTHFULLY, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE RELIEVED TO HAVE IT OFF.
YOU'VE DONE WELL WITH THE OMNITRIX,
BETTER THAN ANY EARTHLING COULD HAVE,
BUT NOW YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN.
NORMAL? WHO WANTS TO BE NORMAL?
IF YOU'RE NOT A HERO, YOU'RE A ZERO.
THANKS A LOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE COMPUTERS CONFIRM MY FEARS.
YOUR TRANSFORMATIONS SPEED UP THE COUNTDOWN.
TO BE SAFE, YOU SHOULDN'T USE THE OMNITRIX AGAIN.
HUH?
WHOA-OA-OA!
[ GROANS ]
OH, MAN.
[ MURMURING ]
I SEE!
THAT'S VERY COOL.
Ben: GREAT.
GWEN'S IN LOVE WITH THE SNOT BLOB.
WE'RE COMING UPON INCARCICON.
YOU ARE APPROACHING SECURE SPACE
OF THE INCARCICON INTERGALACTIC DETENTION CENTER.
IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR BE DESTROYED.
WHAT NOW?
[ BEEPING ]
VENDOR SECURITY CLEARANCE ACCEPTED.
PROCEED TO SANITATION DISPOSAL BAY NUMBER FOUR.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
Gwen: SANITATION DISPOSAL BAY NUMBER FOUR?
THEY THINK WE'RE A GARBAGE TRUCK?
Diamondhead: I DOWNLOADED THE DNA SIGNATURE INTO MY SCANNER.
IT SHOULD LEAD US DIRECTLY TO AZMUTH,
BUT IF THESE PRISONERS SEE A HUMAN, IT'LL BE TROUBLE.
WOW.
THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE HATES US THAT MUCH?
NO, MOST SPECIES LOVE HUMANS.
THEY'RE CONSIDERED QUITE A DELICACY.
I COULD GO ALIEN, JUST THIS ONCE.
AND RISK SPEEDING UP THE SELF-DESTRUCT MODE EVEN MORE?
NO.
EVERY SECOND'S TOO CRITICAL UNTIL WE FIND AZMUTH.
YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
[ MURMURS ]
EXACTLY. FROM TIME TO TIME, MY MISSIONS REQUIRE A DISGUISE.
I HAVE JUST THE ONE FOR YOU TWO.
[ WHIMPERING ]
Gwen: I'M AN ALIEN'S BUTT.
IT'S OFFICIAL -- WORST SUMMER OF MY LIFE.
HEY, "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS,"
TWO OUT OF THREE -- I WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
WHERE ARE THE GUARDS?
NO GUARDS, NO RULES, NO PAROLE.
ON INCARCICON, IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE MEANEST.
THESE AREN'T FRIENDLY TYPES.
THEY'RE ALL HERE FOR A REASON --
SOME OF THEM, LOTS OF REASONS.
[ SQUEALS ]
MINE! MINE!
UH, HELP YOURSELF. I'M ON A DIET.
WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
Diamondhead: SNACKTIME'S OVER.
NOW MOVE ALONG.
UNLESS WE HAVE SOME OTHER BUSINESS.
[ GROWLS ]
MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD WAIT OVER ON THE SIDE
UNTIL I CAN SCOPE THIS PLACE OUT.
HEY, WATCH IT!
HUH?
IT CAN'T BE!
NO WAY!
HE MUST HAVE PICKED UP ON THE SELF-DESTRUCT SIGNAL.
HOW DID HE KNOW THE CREATOR WAS HERE?
WHO ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
IF I HAVE TO GIVE UP GOING HERO,
AT LEAST I'M GONNA TAKE DOWN VILGAX ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Gwen: VILGAX?
BEN, WAIT!
All: [ GROWLING ]
HI! YOU GUYS HAVE ALL HAD DINNER, RIGHT?
Upchuck: I'M GONNA CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT!
[ CHOMPS ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE HERE, SIXSIX.
DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
THAT VOICE.
HEY, YOU'RE NOT VILGAX. YOU'RE A GIRL!
YEAH, I KNOW.
HE TURNED INTO A HUMAN -- BUT HOW?
THE OMNITRIX!
HE'S WEARING THE OMNITRIX!
IT DOES EXIST.
THAT'S OUR TICKET OUT OF HERE!
THE OMNITRIX, HE'S GOT IT!
I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
I REALLY WISH I WAS AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW.