WHOO-HOO-HOO!
YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA-OA! WHOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH! WHOO!
THAT WAS SO COOL!
LET'S TRY THE BIGGER HILL THIS TIME.
I THINK SITTING ON THAT ICE GAVE YOU BRAIN FREEZE.
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU FOREVER TO CARRY THAT BLOCK UP THERE.
DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING WRONG?
[ BEEPING ]
PRESENTING XLR8 ON ICE!
COMING THROUGH!
THANKS.
UH-OH.
WHOA!
UGH!
MOMMY, WHY DID THAT WEIRD THING WITH A TAIL WET HIMSELF?
AW.
♪ IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID ♪
♪ AND STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID ♪
♪ NOW HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS ♪
♪ HE'S NO ORDINARY KID ♪
♪ HE'S BEN 10 ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪
♪ SO, IF YOU SEE HIM, YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE ♪
♪ HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES ♪
♪ HE'S SLIMY, CREEPY, FAST, AND STRONG ♪
♪ HE'S EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE ♪
♪ HE'S BEN 10 ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪
♪ ARMED WITH POWERS, HE'S ON THE CASE ♪
♪ FIGHTING OFF EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE ♪
♪ HE'LL NEVER STOP TILL HE MAKES THEM PAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY ♪
♪ BEN 10 ♪
UH, HELLO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
HMM, IS THIS SOME KIND?
OF TRICK QUESTION?
I'M GONNA GO ONLINE AND CHECK OUT THE NEW "SUMO SLAMMER" BLOG.
NOT WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST.
THAT'S MY BRAND-NEW XT-9000.
OKAY.
MAY I PLEASE USE YOUR COMPUTER?
NO WAY!
SEE?
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T ASK FIRST.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY!
BEN, MY WHOLE LIFE IS ON THAT HARD DRIVE!
UGH.
JUST ONE MINUTE!
BEN, YOU NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE RESPONSIBLE.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PARK.
OH, MAN.
HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
LET'S ALL GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING AS A FAMILY.
YOU CAN EVEN PICK THIS TIME, GWEN --
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
ANYTHING?
[ SIGHS ] THAT WAS AMAZING.
I LOVE LISTENING TO MODERN POETRY, DON'T YOU, BEN?
TWO WORDS -- BOR-ING!
"TOUGH ENOUGH TO BE THE CHAMPION?
PROVE IT IN THE RING AND WIN THE $10,000 GRAND PRIZE."
HELLO, NEW COMPUTER.
[ YAWNS ]
WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE.
WE'D BETTER GET BACK AND GET TO BED.
REALLY?
THEY HAVE A GREAT OLD SAWMILL HERE.
I WAS HOPING WE COULD CHECK IT OUT.
NO, GOT TO GO.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ DINGS ]
NONE OF YOU WEAKLINGS CAN BUDGE THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
THEY CALL ME FOUR ARMS.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
1...2...3!
THE WINNER -- FOUR ARM GUY!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
SO, WHERE'S MY PRIZE MONEY?
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION COMPETITION.
YOU HAVE TO BEAT EVERYBODY TO WIN -- 10, MAYBE 15 MATCHES.
THAT'LL TAKE ALL NIGHT.
IT'S ALREADY PAST MY BEDTIME.
TALK TO MR. GRADY.
IT'S HIS SHOW.
[ BEEPING ]
UH-OH.
WAIT! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
HEY, KID, YOU SEEN A BIG, RED GUY, FOUR ARMS, FOUR EYES?
YEAH, UH, HE LEFT FOR A WHILE, BUT HE'LL BE BACK.
IN FACT, I'M HIS MANAGER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
DIRTY BUSINESS, AIN'T IT?
H.E. GRADY, EVENT PROMOTER.
MAN, YOUR WRESTLER HAS GOT "HEADLINER" WRITTEN ALL OVER
HIM.
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT GUY?
UH, HE JUST KIND OF CAME OUT OF NOWHERE ONE NIGHT.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ DINGS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
WINNERS FOR THIS ROUND --
GATERBOY AND PORCUPINE!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
BRING 'EM ON.
LET'S GET IT ON!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
1...2...3.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
THIS IS PRETTY SWEET!
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.
I COULD GET USED TO BEING A WRESTLING SUPERSTAR.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ BEEPING ]
WHERE'S FOUR ARMS?
SORRY, HE'S NOT GIVING AUTOGRAPHS RIGHT NOW.
MAYBE IF YOU'RE GOOD LITTLE MUTANT WRESTLERS AND GO AWAY,
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
[ GROWLING ]
YOU KNOW, KID, YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH, BUT SO DO I.
[ ROARS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
HE'S JUST A KID!
YEAH, A KID WHO MANAGES THE GUY THAT KICKED YOUR BUTT.
WE SCARE HIM OFF, MAYBE THE BIG GUY TAKES A DIVE.
[ SNARLS ]
[ PANTING ]
UGH!
[ GASPS ]
[ SNARLS ]
[ PANTING ]
WELL, LOOKY HERE.
THE FREAK SHOW HAS COME TO TOWN.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WHAT DO YOUWANT?
MR. BECK WANTS TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU DON'T WIN.
THAT PRIZE MONEY IS AS GOOD AS OURS.
DON'T WORRY.
OH, I'M NOT WORRIED,
BUT YOUSHOULD BE IF YOU DISAPPOINT MR. BECK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS SCHEDULED
FOR ONE FALL, WINNER TAKE ALL,
FOR THE $10,000 GRAND PRIZE!
ENTERING THE RING -- GATERBOY!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ ROARS ]
AND HIS OPPONENT -- THE ONE, THE ONLY FOUR ARMS!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
YOU'RE A REAL TOUGH GUY WHEN YOU'RE CHASING AFTER KIDS.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST ME.
[ GROWLS ]
I'M GONNA DROP YOU LIKE A BAG OF DIRT.
GO TO YOUR CORNERS AND COME OUT FIGHTING AT THE BELL.
[ CROWD BOOING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION.
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH RIDING ON THIS.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ AIR WHISTLES ]
OW!
HEY, TWO AGAINST ONE!
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
OH, LIKE SOMEBODY HAVING FOUR ARMS INSTEAD OF TWO?!
YOU GONNA WRESTLE OR FLAP YOUR GUMS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DISTORTED CHEERING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SHOW BUSINESS?
[ GRUNTING ]
1...2...
OH, MAN.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
UGH.
NO! NO PIN!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
1...2...3.
THE WINNER AND CHAMPION!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ BEEPING ]
GOT TO GO.
GIVE MY CHECK TO MY MANAGER.
GOOD SHOW, KID.
KIND OF WISH YOUR BOY WOULD HAVE
STUCK AROUND TO TAKE SOME BOWS, THOUGH.
YEAH, WELL, HE'S SHY ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF.
YES!
WELL, AFTER I BUY DOOFUS COUSIN NUMBER ONE HER NEW LAPTOP,
I SHOULD STILL HAVE SOME EXTRA GREEN LEFT OVER FOR ME.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
YEAH, SO, YOU'RE FREAKS ANDLOSERS.
[ Sarcastically ] BOY, THAT'S A NICE COMBINATION.
GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE.
WE'LL GET YOUR MONEY.
JUST DON'T HURT OUR MAMA.
"HURT OUR MAMA"?
YOU KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DIDN'T WIN.
THE BOSS IS GONNA TURN HER INTO AN END TABLE.
WHAT DO YOUWANT?
WHAT WAS THATALL ABOUT?
WE GOT MIXED UP WITH SOME GANGSTERS AND OWE THEM MONEY,
OR THEY'LL KICK US OFF OUR FARM.
THEY'RE HOLDING OUR MAMA AS COLLATERAL.
BUT SINCE WE LOST THE PRIZE MONEY,
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH!
YOU KNOW THAT?!
UH, MAYBE ICAN HELP.
I MEAN, MAYBE FOUR ARMS AND I CAN HELP.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY'RE HOLDING HER.
SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
HE SAID HE'D TURN HER INTO AN END TABLE?
ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF OLD LUMBERMILL AROUND HERE?
SO, WHERE'S THAT FOUR ARMS GUY?
HE'LL BE HERE.
HE LIKES TO MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE.
I hope.
[ AIR WHISTLING ]
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT YOU BOYS TURNED OUT TO BE.
I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET ME THAT MONEY.
THEY DID.
HERE.
NOW LET HER GO.
WELL, ISN'T THIS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
AND I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN.
THERE'S MAMA!
THAT'S YOUR MOM?
FOLKS SAY WE TAKE AFTER OUR PA.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT GETTING MESSED UP WITH THE
WRONG FOLKS?
Both: YES, MAMA.
[ Chuckling ] YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS REALLY GONNA LET
ALL THESE WITNESSES LIVE, DO YOU?
FINISH THEM OFF.
[ GAGGING ]
[ CLANK ]
UGH!
[ BEEPING ]
TIME TO CALL IN THE CHAMP.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE'S FOUR ARMS?!
WHO NEEDS FOUR ARMS...
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EIGHT OF THEM?
[ CLANKING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
ALL HANDS ON DECK.
HURRY!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ SNARLS ]
[ ROARS ]
AW!
SO HARD TO FIND DECENT THUGS THESE DAYS.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN THIS FREAK SHOW MYSELF.
NOT IF WECAN HELP IT.
UGH!
UGH.
UGH!
HE'S TOO BIG.
Ditto #2: THINK LIKE A WRESTLER.
WE NEED TO USE HIS SIZE AGAINSTHIM.
Both: TAG TEAM TIMES 8!
Ditto: PBHT!
NOW!
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
UGH!
Ditto: OH, YEAH, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE SAWDUST.
FROM THE TOP ROPE.
UGH!
Ditto: THE WINNERS AND STILL CHAMPIONS!
WHERE'S BEN?
THAT KID IS NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ON POLICE RADIO ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
YOUR WRESTLERS ARE AMAZING.
HOW MANY GUYS DO YOU MANAGE?
UM, 10...
AND COUNTING.
WE'RE SORRY, MA.
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED WITH THOSE GUYS.
WE THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
AND NOW WE STILL DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO SAVE OUR FARM.
WE'RE STILL $10,000 SHORT.
WELL, AT LEAST YOU BOYS FESSED UP AND TOOK
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
HERE.
THE PRIZE MONEY?
WE CAN'T TAKE THIS.
FOUR ARMS WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
TRUST ME, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN HE DOES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
NOBODY'S EVER BEEN THIS NICE TO US.
AW, THANKS.
OUCH!
I HAD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH A PORCUPINE.
MORNING, BEN.
YOU'RE UP EARLY.
NOT EXACTLY.
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
I BROKE GWEN'S LAPTOP WHEN I WAS PLAYING WITH IT,
EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID NOT TO,
SO I HAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY HOW TO GET MONEY TO REPLACE IT,
SO I WRESTLED A BUNCH OF BAD GUYS,
BUT THE BAD GUYS DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE BAD GUYS,
SO I GAVE THEM THE PRIZE MONEY,
SO I CAN'T REPLACE YOUR LAPTOP, AND I'M SO SORRY.
SO, YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER?
YEAH.
BUT I'M REALLY SORRY, AND I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU SOMEHOW.
I KNOW, I CAN DO ALL YOUR CHORES.
FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER?
YEAH.
WORD OF HONOR --
NO TAKEBACKS.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT NEW DOOHICKEY, GWEN?
OH, THIS?
IT'S A FINGERPRINT SCANNER.
THAT WAY, ONLY I CAN START MY COMPUTER.
[ GASPS ]
YOU MEAN... I DIDN'T BREAK IT?
NOPE, BUT IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO RESPONSIBLE.
YOU BETTER SCRUB THAT PAN TWICE.
GRANDPA'S SNAIL STEW GETS MAJORLY CRUSTY OVERNIGHT.
UGH!
AW, MAN.