Dude, you turned out to be Santa Claus, man!
This is really epic.
Where are you, bro?
Meeting?
What is this, Kavu?
Okay, please wrap up quickly. I'm starving.
Yeah, I'm waiting downstairs. Get here quickly. Yup.
Yes, dude, where are you?
Yes, just come straight down. Straight.
Where's the cab?
It left! He's not going to wait that long.
Hello?
Where are you, man?
Mohan Medical, Mohan... what?
Yeah, you can see paan shop? Take a left from there! Left!
What do you see? No, man. Not the temple.
Where is this guy, man?
He's right there, Dhruv!
Okay, you've reached the spot. Just stay where you are.
I really hope that place doesn't shut, Kavya. Seriously. Let's go.
Wow!
See, I told you this place will be open.
Finally...
-So... -No, we don't need this.
-Just get us two mutton cutlet-gravy-- -Just one.
-We'll share, won't we? -I don't want to share.
-Bring it with bread on the side. -The mutton cutlet gravy is over.
-What the fuck! -Shh... it's okay, relax.
Sorry, bro.
Can you check again? I'm sure you'll find one piece.
I've checked it thoroughly, and it's not there.
-Can you go ask once again? -I'm telling you, I checked everything.
Sir, we've come here from very far. Please go and take a look.
If you want anything else tell me.
Bring two mutton biryanis.
-Just one. -What?
-I won't be able to finish. -I can't believe this man.
-Just get one mutton biryani. -Two or one?
Just one.
One?
-What the hell! -I forgot about this and...
Somebody in my office got this really amazing Hyderabadi food.
And I ate too much of it.
So I'm full now. I won't be able to finish it.
I haven't eaten since morning.
I only ate biscuits with the hope of having mutton cutlet gravy.
I was really looking forward to this.
That's also over.
Are you kidding?
You should have come earlier. Everything is over by this hour.
Okay, get us the best thing that's available at this hour.
-So, I'll bring scrambled eggs and bread. -Wow, scrambled eggs and bread!
So, I took a two-hour trip to eat scrambled eggs and bread?
Just relax.
-Make a four egg scramble. -Four egg scramble?
Who eats a four egg scramble?
You eat it, Dhruv. You must be hungry.
How can I eat a four egg scramble? No, get a two egg scramble.
-Four eggs or two? -Sir, just two eggs.
What? It's not my fault that they ran out of food.
We should not have come today only, man.
You forgot and you already ate. What's the point of coming today?
I came for you! You were so excited.
What's with the formality?
What formality? Relax.
We came here because you wanted to come here. We are here now.
Let's just not talk right now.
Let me enjoy my scrambled eggs in peace.
Wow!
Looks great, no?
Have no! I'm pretty sure it's great. Come.
-It's on me. -Why? Because you are feeling bad?
Yeah!
Bro, add a caramel custard to the bill.
Not available.
What the hell? Let's just leave from here.
Where are the cabs?
Over there.
Finally found a cab.
Sir, please drop us to Powai.
-Bandra, no? -What, why?
Taboo night at Shifa's. It's tonight.
What! That's today?
No, dude. I'm not going.
I wanna go home and watch the new episode of Game of Thrones.
We can watch it tomorrow, Dhruv.
No man! Someone will ruin it with a spoiler. I know it!
Let's not go, man. And... wait.
Don't you want to watch that new episode?
Or have you seen that also? Shut up, Dhruv!
Stop being so difficult.
We decided five days ago that it's Shifa's Taboo night tonight.
And I'm also wearing my new earings. And you're the one who keeps telling me
that Ikeep ignoring my friends for us.
-We decided five days ago! -I don't have a calendar fixed in my mind.
And who keeps a party on a Monday night anyway?
You know it's her thing, Dhruv.
We missed the last four Tabboo Nights.
-We'll leave early, no? -That never happens, Kavya.
Don't say things for the sake of it!
I downloaded the whole episode
and haven't watched a single scene!
You know how difficult that is for me, no?
-I bought popcorn. -Guys, get off and fight!
Wait. So...
So what? So, I don't know. Can you go alone?
Really, Dhruv? Are you reallly asking me to go alone?
-Did I not come to eat you at the place? -What? Eat me?
-Eat. With. You. -Wait. So that's why you came?
Because you wanted me to come with you to Shifa's party?
You really being a dick, Dhruv. I can't believe you're asking me to go alone!
Have some shame!
Shame? Why are you being such a mom?
Then why would you say "Did I not come to eat?"
To make you realize that I'll happily do anything
that you want to do so that you also should do the same!
Dude, don't say emo stuff like that! It fucks with my head.
So like, what?
Can you go alone?
Please, Kavu, there's still time. We can still get out of here.
Fuck you.
-Shifa! -It's been so long!
I know!
-Hi! -How are you?
-Very good, how are you? -Come.
-What a lovely house, man. -Thanks.
Alright, folks!
Shut the door!
We're done, bro. You want to use the room? Go forit, man!
Is there more?
Go on, dude. Have some.
-I don't eat this. -It's awesome. Bro...
Bro!
Kavu. Where are you?
-They're playing my favourite song! -Yeah?
What is this?
-We're not friends anymore. Uh-huh? -I know.
Crazy girl. You're up to no good.
Listen! What was that guy in the red t-shirt saying to you?
He's an ass.
He kept on saying, "My name is Rahul, Rahul, Rahul".
Thank God! I thought he was giving you the spoilers.
Wait. Is that what he did to you?
Man, it's so annoying. And I asked him to stay away from you
and then I saw him talk to you so I was like "shit!"
-I've to do something to cheer you up. -That's really, really fucked up.
Really is.
Wait.
Is that why we're not best friends anymore?
-But... -Well played.
Seriously. That Asif guy is so cute.
Now, who is this Asif?
-It's the guy who made the meme! -What a mad episode, dude!
-What the hell, let's go. -It's amazing!
Fuck you!
It was amazing.
Time starts... now!
With Dosa which vegetable you get?
Potato.
Michael Jackson's famous song is Smooth...
Criminal.
Break this and these is a slip inside
-Fortune Cookie, dude! -Yeah, man. Favourite things.
That's actually... no it's pretty cool.
It's a part of the forest. It's a part of the cosmos.
What did you say?
Okay... if you eat really late and if you've stuff which is oily
and full of spices...
it leads to...
-Loose motions. -Another word for that.
-Wrong! -Wrong! Grammatically wrong!
It's very green so what do you call the word?
What's the adjective for it? No, man.
-Hey, did you just cheat? -No, no. She guessed it.
-I saw you cheating, Adi. -Listen she guessed it.
I saw you cheating, Adi.
Why are you cheating and spoiling the game for everyone?
Hey, it's okay. Relax.
Listen, I'll skip the card, man.
I'll... we'll go to...
You know, you can skip the card. But you're saying...
all this because you suck at it.
-Why are you overreacting? -I'm overreacting?
Just shut up and why were you letting him cheat?
Come on, it's just a game.
Listen, they didn't let me cheat. I'll skip this whole round.
We'll do the round again.
I don't want to play. Thank you guys for spoiling my Taboo night.
-Listen, Shifa... -Fuck you!
Shifa!
-Shifa, come on! -Bro, is that the cops or what?
It's okay.
So? What was he saying?
That he cheated only because he didn't want to look stupid
in front of Shifa's friends.
That's sad.
I know. But he's always very different when he's around Shifa, you know.
-What are you thinking? -Hmmm?
That, who here I would like to sleep with.
-How cheap? -What?
I'm being honest. Even I can say some shit and get away with it, no?
Fair enough. I'll also check someone out.
Is that right?
What do you think? You'll do this all by yourself?
Who are you checking out?
-See that girl. -Which girl?
That girl in the skirt.
Look at her.
Pretty, no? I really wanna kiss you right now.
Oh, what a surprise! Thanks for killing the moment.
Shut up.
Fuck, dude! What an episode!
-But how could they let Hodor die? -What the fuck, man!
I told you this will happen at the party.
Sorry!
But it didn't happen at the party, we found out in the lift!
What the hell, man!
It's okay.
Two chicken Shawaramas, please.
And I have this coupon from Little App.
Buy one, get one free.
-All right. I'll bring it. -Thank you.
-Say. -Yeah, there's Liverpool over there.
You get good Indian food. My cousin also stays there.
-Chicken shawarma. -Thank you.
And... oh, wow!
-Hello, hello? One is for me. -But I thought you're not hungry.
-It's been eight hours since I've eaten! -I'm kidding, man! Here.
This is so good!
They've made it so well! Full power.
How did you come to know about this place?
It showed up on Little app. And it had really good reviews.
Plus, I got a very good deal.
So, I figured,
The day you're feeling really upset, I'll get you here.
Am I really this easy to please?
It's a good thing. And I'm really sorry for today.
It's fine, man. It's not your fault.
And anyway,
I actually had fun at party.
Is that so?
You were making such a fuss before getting there.
Hey, the fuss was justified back then.
It's just that sometimes you would want to do something.
And sometimes I would want to do something else.
But the till time both of us are having fun, it's fine, no?
Yeah, that's true.
-And everything can't be planned, right? -Exactly!
Like for example -while I was walking here I saw a fair.
So after we're done from here, we're going to walk down there
and in less than two minutes we're going to be at a fair!