1 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,600 Dude, you turned out to be Santa Claus, man! 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,680 This is really epic. 3 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,000 Where are you, bro? 4 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,840 Meeting? 5 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,880 What is this, Kavu? 6 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,400 Okay, please wrap up quickly. I'm starving. 7 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,720 Yeah, I'm waiting downstairs. Get here quickly. Yup. 8 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,960 Yes, dude, where are you? 9 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,120 Yes, just come straight down. Straight. 10 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,320 Where's the cab? 11 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,040 It left! He's not going to wait that long. 12 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,320 Hello? 13 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,000 Where are you, man? 14 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,200 Mohan Medical, Mohan... what? 15 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,360 Yeah, you can see paan shop? Take a left from there! Left! 16 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,440 What do you see? No, man. Not the temple. 17 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,480 Where is this guy, man? 18 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,840 He's right there, Dhruv! 19 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,360 Okay, you've reached the spot. Just stay where you are. 20 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,480 I really hope that place doesn't shut, Kavya. Seriously. Let's go. 21 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,400 Wow! 22 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,920 See, I told you this place will be open. 23 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,840 Finally... 24 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,920 -So... -No, we don't need this. 25 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,840 -Just get us two mutton cutlet-gravy-- -Just one. 26 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,200 -We'll share, won't we? -I don't want to share. 27 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,800 -Bring it with bread on the side. -The mutton cutlet gravy is over. 28 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,880 -What the fuck! -Shh... it's okay, relax. 29 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,360 Sorry, bro. 30 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,960 Can you check again? I'm sure you'll find one piece. 31 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,880 I've checked it thoroughly, and it's not there. 32 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,360 -Can you go ask once again? -I'm telling you, I checked everything. 33 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,880 Sir, we've come here from very far. Please go and take a look. 34 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,280 If you want anything else tell me. 35 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,400 Bring two mutton biryanis. 36 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,520 -Just one. -What? 37 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,960 -I won't be able to finish. -I can't believe this man. 38 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,400 -Just get one mutton biryani. -Two or one? 39 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,720 Just one. 40 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,000 One? 41 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,760 -What the hell! -I forgot about this and... 42 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,200 Somebody in my office got this really amazing Hyderabadi food. 43 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,440 And I ate too much of it. 44 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,240 So I'm full now. I won't be able to finish it. 45 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,840 I haven't eaten since morning. 46 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,800 I only ate biscuits with the hope of having mutton cutlet gravy. 47 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,320 I was really looking forward to this. 48 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,280 That's also over. 49 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,440 Are you kidding? 50 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,600 You should have come earlier. Everything is over by this hour. 51 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,720 Okay, get us the best thing that's available at this hour. 52 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,840 -So, I'll bring scrambled eggs and bread. -Wow, scrambled eggs and bread! 53 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,840 So, I took a two-hour trip to eat scrambled eggs and bread? 54 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,800 Just relax. 55 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,720 -Make a four egg scramble. -Four egg scramble? 56 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,680 Who eats a four egg scramble? 57 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,960 You eat it, Dhruv. You must be hungry. 58 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,160 How can I eat a four egg scramble? No, get a two egg scramble. 59 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,280 -Four eggs or two? -Sir, just two eggs. 60 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,160 What? It's not my fault that they ran out of food. 61 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,040 We should not have come today only, man. 62 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,720 You forgot and you already ate. What's the point of coming today? 63 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,960 I came for you! You were so excited. 64 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,280 What's with the formality? 65 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,000 What formality? Relax. 66 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,920 We came here because you wanted to come here. We are here now. 67 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:25,920 Let's just not talk right now. 68 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,560 Let me enjoy my scrambled eggs in peace. 69 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,600 Wow! 70 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,960 Looks great, no? 71 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,320 Have no! I'm pretty sure it's great. Come. 72 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,720 -It's on me. -Why? Because you are feeling bad? 73 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,640 Yeah! 74 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,440 Bro, add a caramel custard to the bill. 75 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,360 Not available. 76 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,800 What the hell? Let's just leave from here. 77 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,480 Where are the cabs? 78 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,280 Over there. 79 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,520 Finally found a cab. 80 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,240 Sir, please drop us to Powai. 81 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,600 -Bandra, no? -What, why? 82 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,240 Taboo night at Shifa's. It's tonight. 83 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,880 What! That's today? 84 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,440 No, dude. I'm not going. 85 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,000 I wanna go home and watch the new episode of Game of Thrones. 86 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,880 We can watch it tomorrow, Dhruv. 87 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,040 No man! Someone will ruin it with a spoiler. I know it! 88 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,760 Let's not go, man. And... wait. 89 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,320 Don't you want to watch that new episode? 90 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,560 Or have you seen that also? Shut up, Dhruv! 91 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,280 Stop being so difficult. 92 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,880 We decided five days ago that it's Shifa's Taboo night tonight. 93 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,880 And I'm also wearing my new earings. And you're the one who keeps telling me 94 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,240 that Ikeep ignoring my friends for us. 95 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,240 -We decided five days ago! -I don't have a calendar fixed in my mind. 96 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,440 And who keeps a party on a Monday night anyway? 97 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,120 You know it's her thing, Dhruv. 98 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,200 We missed the last four Tabboo Nights. 99 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,760 -We'll leave early, no? -That never happens, Kavya. 100 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,680 Don't say things for the sake of it! 101 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,120 I downloaded the whole episode 102 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,600 and haven't watched a single scene! 103 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,200 You know how difficult that is for me, no? 104 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,720 -I bought popcorn. -Guys, get off and fight! 105 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,400 Wait. So... 106 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,360 So what? So, I don't know. Can you go alone? 107 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,680 Really, Dhruv? Are you reallly asking me to go alone? 108 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,360 -Did I not come to eat you at the place? -What? Eat me? 109 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,000 -Eat. With. You. -Wait. So that's why you came? 110 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,480 Because you wanted me to come with you to Shifa's party? 111 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,360 You really being a dick, Dhruv. I can't believe you're asking me to go alone! 112 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,440 Have some shame! 113 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,000 Shame? Why are you being such a mom? 114 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,200 Then why would you say "Did I not come to eat?" 115 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,920 To make you realize that I'll happily do anything 116 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,920 that you want to do so that you also should do the same! 117 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,480 Dude, don't say emo stuff like that! It fucks with my head. 118 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,080 So like, what? 119 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,880 Can you go alone? 120 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,760 Please, Kavu, there's still time. We can still get out of here. 121 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:27,840 Fuck you. 122 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,880 -Shifa! -It's been so long! 123 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,200 I know! 124 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,480 -Hi! -How are you? 125 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,960 -Very good, how are you? -Come. 126 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,760 -What a lovely house, man. -Thanks. 127 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,120 Alright, folks! 128 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,720 Shut the door! 129 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,320 We're done, bro. You want to use the room? Go forit, man! 130 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:15,760 Is there more? 131 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,600 Go on, dude. Have some. 132 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,080 -I don't eat this. -It's awesome. Bro... 133 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,520 Bro! 134 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,240 Kavu. Where are you? 135 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,160 -They're playing my favourite song! -Yeah? 136 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,200 What is this? 137 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,720 -We're not friends anymore. Uh-huh? -I know. 138 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,840 Crazy girl. You're up to no good. 139 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,680 Listen! What was that guy in the red t-shirt saying to you? 140 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,840 He's an ass. 141 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,200 He kept on saying, "My name is Rahul, Rahul, Rahul". 142 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,520 Thank God! I thought he was giving you the spoilers. 143 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,840 Wait. Is that what he did to you? 144 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,280 Man, it's so annoying. And I asked him to stay away from you 145 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,200 and then I saw him talk to you so I was like "shit!" 146 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,160 -I've to do something to cheer you up. -That's really, really fucked up. 147 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,360 Really is. 148 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,960 Wait. 149 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,320 Is that why we're not best friends anymore? 150 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,520 -But... -Well played. 151 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,720 Seriously. That Asif guy is so cute. 152 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,920 Now, who is this Asif? 153 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,240 -It's the guy who made the meme! -What a mad episode, dude! 154 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,120 -What the hell, let's go. -It's amazing! 155 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,480 Fuck you! 156 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,840 It was amazing. 157 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,440 Time starts... now! 158 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,600 With Dosa which vegetable you get? 159 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:49,560 Potato. 160 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,960 Michael Jackson's famous song is Smooth... 161 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,000 Criminal. 162 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,960 Break this and these is a slip inside 163 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,760 -Fortune Cookie, dude! -Yeah, man. Favourite things. 164 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,800 That's actually... no it's pretty cool. 165 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,960 It's a part of the forest. It's a part of the cosmos. 166 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,560 What did you say? 167 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,560 Okay... if you eat really late and if you've stuff which is oily 168 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,680 and full of spices... 169 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,600 it leads to... 170 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,760 -Loose motions. -Another word for that. 171 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,120 -Wrong! -Wrong! Grammatically wrong! 172 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,280 It's very green so what do you call the word? 173 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,400 What's the adjective for it? No, man. 174 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,480 -Hey, did you just cheat? -No, no. She guessed it. 175 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,400 -I saw you cheating, Adi. -Listen she guessed it. 176 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,480 I saw you cheating, Adi. 177 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,440 Why are you cheating and spoiling the game for everyone? 178 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,840 Hey, it's okay. Relax. 179 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,480 Listen, I'll skip the card, man. 180 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,200 I'll... we'll go to... 181 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,840 You know, you can skip the card. But you're saying... 182 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,360 all this because you suck at it. 183 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,520 -Why are you overreacting? -I'm overreacting? 184 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,640 Just shut up and why were you letting him cheat? 185 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,600 Come on, it's just a game. 186 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,480 Listen, they didn't let me cheat. I'll skip this whole round. 187 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,840 We'll do the round again. 188 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,280 I don't want to play. Thank you guys for spoiling my Taboo night. 189 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,960 -Listen, Shifa... -Fuck you! 190 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,680 Shifa! 191 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,040 -Shifa, come on! -Bro, is that the cops or what? 192 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,840 It's okay. 193 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,760 So? What was he saying? 194 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,440 That he cheated only because he didn't want to look stupid 195 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,520 in front of Shifa's friends. 196 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,840 That's sad. 197 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:21,160 I know. But he's always very different when he's around Shifa, you know. 198 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,200 -What are you thinking? -Hmmm? 199 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,800 That, who here I would like to sleep with. 200 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,200 -How cheap? -What? 201 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,720 I'm being honest. Even I can say some shit and get away with it, no? 202 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,440 Fair enough. I'll also check someone out. 203 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,560 Is that right? 204 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,960 What do you think? You'll do this all by yourself? 205 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,640 Who are you checking out? 206 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,880 -See that girl. -Which girl? 207 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,840 That girl in the skirt. 208 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:55,840 Look at her. 209 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,600 Pretty, no? I really wanna kiss you right now. 210 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,120 Oh, what a surprise! Thanks for killing the moment. 211 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,200 Shut up. 212 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,120 Fuck, dude! What an episode! 213 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,200 -But how could they let Hodor die? -What the fuck, man! 214 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,440 I told you this will happen at the party. 215 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,200 Sorry! 216 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,720 But it didn't happen at the party, we found out in the lift! 217 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,040 What the hell, man! 218 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,040 It's okay. 219 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,040 Two chicken Shawaramas, please. 220 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,240 And I have this coupon from Little App. 221 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,600 Buy one, get one free. 222 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,480 -All right. I'll bring it. -Thank you. 223 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,480 -Say. -Yeah, there's Liverpool over there. 224 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:59,520 You get good Indian food. My cousin also stays there. 225 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,520 -Chicken shawarma. -Thank you. 226 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,880 And... oh, wow! 227 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,440 -Hello, hello? One is for me. -But I thought you're not hungry. 228 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,840 -It's been eight hours since I've eaten! -I'm kidding, man! Here. 229 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,160 This is so good! 230 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,320 They've made it so well! Full power. 231 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,800 How did you come to know about this place? 232 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,760 It showed up on Little app. And it had really good reviews. 233 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,480 Plus, I got a very good deal. 234 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,920 So, I figured, 235 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,600 The day you're feeling really upset, I'll get you here. 236 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,520 Am I really this easy to please? 237 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,240 It's a good thing. And I'm really sorry for today. 238 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,320 It's fine, man. It's not your fault. 239 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,840 And anyway, 240 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,560 I actually had fun at party. 241 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,480 Is that so? 242 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,720 You were making such a fuss before getting there. 243 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,200 Hey, the fuss was justified back then. 244 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,840 It's just that sometimes you would want to do something. 245 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,800 And sometimes I would want to do something else. 246 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,840 But the till time both of us are having fun, it's fine, no? 247 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:58,960 Yeah, that's true. 248 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,040 -And everything can't be planned, right? -Exactly! 249 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,160 Like for example -while I was walking here I saw a fair. 250 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,640 So after we're done from here, we're going to walk down there 251 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,920 and in less than two minutes we're going to be at a fair!