1 00:00:09,565 --> 00:00:12,325 -Would you like some tea, brother? -Yes, please, sister. 2 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:18,805 Wow, four out of five. 3 00:00:19,045 --> 00:00:24,045 -Not bad, Sonu. You're doing great. Stud. -Do you want to hear a joke? 4 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:29,845 Yes. Go for it. 5 00:00:29,925 --> 00:00:34,245 A guy was eating some street food and he sneezed and farted at the same time. 6 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,445 So, he said, "Great, whoever just remembered me 7 00:00:37,525 --> 00:00:40,165 also bust my ass." 8 00:00:41,645 --> 00:00:43,805 Are you crazy? Where did you hear that? 9 00:00:43,885 --> 00:00:46,685 -Did he make a mistake again, brother? -No, no mistake. 10 00:00:46,765 --> 00:00:49,045 Mom, I recited the Moon poem for him. 11 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:53,205 Yes, the Moon poem. You are very smart, Sonu. 12 00:00:53,285 --> 00:00:56,885 Okay, let's go. Bye, brother. By the way, when is sister back? 13 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,525 She was supposed to come back today. 14 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:03,765 But I think she murdered someone. 15 00:01:03,845 --> 00:01:06,165 I can't get to her on the phone, and when I do, she doesn't talk. 16 00:01:06,725 --> 00:01:08,325 Maybe she is on the run. 17 00:01:08,885 --> 00:01:10,245 -It was on the news. -It was, right? 18 00:01:10,325 --> 00:01:11,805 -They showed a photo, too. -Exactly. 19 00:01:11,885 --> 00:01:14,765 -They said she is on the run. -Yes. 20 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:15,885 Who is on the run? 21 00:01:17,045 --> 00:01:19,085 Moving on to the next award now and the winner for 22 00:01:19,165 --> 00:01:21,885 Glucon-D Most Enthusiastic Employee goes to Chadda Sir. 23 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:28,125 Madam. Chadda Madam. 24 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,205 -So, how many awards are left? -Nine. 25 00:01:42,525 --> 00:01:43,525 No. 26 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,085 Can't believe we go through this every year. 27 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,365 It'll be another half an hour. 28 00:01:49,445 --> 00:01:52,565 Dude, I'm going to die. Please, give me the lemonade. 29 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,565 I don't mind being bored like this, but don't like the process. 30 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:58,765 Miss Goa 2018, how are you? 31 00:01:58,845 --> 00:02:01,045 Guess what? I have a holiday today. 32 00:02:01,165 --> 00:02:03,165 Dhruv! Not again. 33 00:02:03,325 --> 00:02:05,885 It's the founder's death anniversary. 34 00:02:07,005 --> 00:02:10,765 -How's your hangover? -Don't ask. I feel like shit. 35 00:02:11,325 --> 00:02:13,605 -I'm sure you look like shit. -Shut up. 36 00:02:13,765 --> 00:02:15,565 I'm going to jump on you when I see you. 37 00:02:15,645 --> 00:02:19,165 I've been eating a lot of junk so that my bones don't hurt you. 38 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:22,085 Listen to this joke. There was a man who was eating street food-- 39 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:24,325 Listen, I've got to go. Talk to you later. 40 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:26,365 Hey! You ruined the joke. 41 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:00,605 Hey, I'm serious. 42 00:03:04,525 --> 00:03:07,485 And that's me at the top of Khardung La. 43 00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:11,245 Khardung La anyone? Okay, for those who don't know, 44 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:15,605 Khardung La happens to be the highest motorable road in the world. 45 00:03:15,685 --> 00:03:17,685 -Wow. -In the world. 46 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,405 And this was kind of a special day for me. 47 00:03:21,205 --> 00:03:23,205 Not for the right reasons, though. 48 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:25,765 I woke up with 101 fever. 49 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:30,445 Yeah. And everyone around me gave the same reaction, 50 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:33,325 they said, "Brother, you are going to die." 51 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:37,245 But I had waited for this moment for the last 10 years of my life. 52 00:03:38,725 --> 00:03:40,285 And I couldn't just let it go. 53 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:42,765 So I told myself, 54 00:03:43,645 --> 00:03:46,765 "Raunak, even if something happens to you 55 00:03:47,005 --> 00:03:48,725 while you are chasing your dreams, 56 00:03:49,525 --> 00:03:51,325 you wouldn't die with any regrets. 57 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:54,605 You will never look back and say what if." 58 00:03:54,685 --> 00:03:59,045 -What a bunch of crap, so cliche. -He's so hot. 59 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:01,565 So, if you feel something in your heart, 60 00:04:01,645 --> 00:04:03,285 or if you have a dream, 61 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,325 just go and take a chance on yourself. 62 00:04:06,885 --> 00:04:10,205 And you'd be surprised at what life has to give you back in return. 63 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:14,165 And if nothing else... 64 00:04:17,165 --> 00:04:18,845 at least a cool profile picture. 65 00:04:21,365 --> 00:04:23,365 Pay attention to that dream carefully. 66 00:04:24,645 --> 00:04:28,005 -What? -Pay attention to that dream carefully. 67 00:04:28,085 --> 00:04:29,445 Correct. Applause. 68 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,405 That's all, ladies and gentlemen. 69 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,885 What's going on there? 70 00:04:48,565 --> 00:04:50,885 -Let's take a selfie, too. -No, thanks. 71 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:57,765 -The mountain dog doesn't sleep much-- -Doesn't eat much, either. 72 00:04:57,885 --> 00:04:59,245 But he's very active. 73 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,925 But the city dogs sleep all day. 74 00:05:03,005 --> 00:05:04,045 -Hi. -Hello. 75 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:06,365 -How much is it? -25 but you can give me 20. 76 00:05:06,525 --> 00:05:08,685 -Twenty? -You won't get it for less. 77 00:05:08,805 --> 00:05:11,285 That's what I am saying. It's 50 in Mumbai. 78 00:05:11,685 --> 00:05:14,525 -Petrol prices. -He's right. 79 00:05:15,405 --> 00:05:18,325 -The prices of global crude oil... -Thank you. 80 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,685 affect the prices of transportation. 81 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,885 And which is the second largest factor 82 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:25,565 that affects the prices of fruits and vegetables. 83 00:05:25,645 --> 00:05:27,685 We bargain with these people, 84 00:05:27,845 --> 00:05:31,245 when actually it is Trump and the sheikhs to be blamed for it. 85 00:05:31,525 --> 00:05:33,525 -Interesting. -You're Kavya, right? 86 00:05:33,605 --> 00:05:34,805 -Yes. -And what did you win? 87 00:05:34,925 --> 00:05:37,125 It is called Mentos No Lack of Ideas. 88 00:05:37,245 --> 00:05:38,645 What? 89 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:43,125 It basically means I am extremely idle and I have a lot of time to think about 90 00:05:43,285 --> 00:05:46,245 great ideas to make your dull day fun. 91 00:05:46,325 --> 00:05:49,285 But tell me something. Doesn't the routine get to you? 92 00:05:49,365 --> 00:05:51,965 -I doubt I can ever-- -I know what you mean. 93 00:05:52,045 --> 00:05:55,765 But the thing is that not everyone is unhappy with their corporate job. 94 00:05:55,925 --> 00:05:58,085 -What about you? -I think I'm happy. 95 00:05:58,565 --> 00:06:00,565 I mean, when I quit my previous job, 96 00:06:01,005 --> 00:06:03,005 I tried to do a lot of different things, 97 00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:06,965 like, I tired my hand at pottery, at organic farming, 98 00:06:07,285 --> 00:06:09,405 I even did graphic designing for some time. 99 00:06:09,525 --> 00:06:11,685 -Really? -When I was doing all of this, 100 00:06:11,765 --> 00:06:15,525 I realized that I was really missing the structure of things. 101 00:06:15,685 --> 00:06:17,685 The financial security. 102 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:21,325 The great Indian middle class values. 103 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:25,165 -Nice view, right? -Very. 104 00:06:26,725 --> 00:06:29,245 Yes, I got the chilies and the gram flour. 105 00:06:29,685 --> 00:06:33,565 Yes, coriander, too. Okay, Aunty. I will let you know. 106 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:37,405 Yes. I got the gram flour. All right. Okay, Aunty. 107 00:06:39,925 --> 00:06:42,325 -Making pitla bhakri, brother? -Yes, sister. 108 00:06:42,845 --> 00:06:44,845 Okay, thank you. 109 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:47,965 You know what this light reminds me of? 110 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,325 The evening prayers? 111 00:06:50,525 --> 00:06:52,125 That also. 112 00:06:52,205 --> 00:06:55,085 But there is a place called Chaudandas. 113 00:06:55,205 --> 00:06:57,605 It is somewhere around 80 kilometers away from Almora. 114 00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:00,165 So a couple of years back I was crossing it. 115 00:07:00,285 --> 00:07:02,525 And the highway police told me that 116 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:06,245 I should spend the night at Chaudandas because there were some landslides. 117 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:08,405 I was very tired. So I slept. 118 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:11,325 Now, after a few hours, 119 00:07:12,045 --> 00:07:16,885 I wake up to this general banter, okay? 120 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:22,005 And I see some 20, 30 men who have gathered for tea and biscuits. 121 00:07:22,085 --> 00:07:25,565 And what was surprising was that they were telling each other stories. 122 00:07:25,685 --> 00:07:27,685 Like, romantic stories, folk tales. 123 00:07:27,765 --> 00:07:30,925 These grown men telling each other stories, right? 124 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:34,645 I was very surprised. I went to one of the guys asked, "Is today special?" 125 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,285 He said, "No, this happens every day." 126 00:07:38,845 --> 00:07:41,925 -That's interesting, but how come... -So... 127 00:07:42,645 --> 00:07:45,285 turns out that about five years ago, 128 00:07:46,085 --> 00:07:49,325 some dude must have gifted them a radio set, okay? 129 00:07:49,445 --> 00:07:51,925 Now that radio set became everything for them. 130 00:07:52,045 --> 00:07:54,405 That was the only source of entertainment. 131 00:07:54,485 --> 00:07:58,125 So after work, everybody would gather around and listen to the radio. 132 00:07:58,205 --> 00:08:01,205 So music, news, information for farmers, 133 00:08:01,285 --> 00:08:02,725 basically anything and everything. 134 00:08:03,925 --> 00:08:07,205 And one day that radio stopped working. 135 00:08:07,845 --> 00:08:09,245 Oh, no. Then? 136 00:08:09,525 --> 00:08:12,205 They tried everything. They tried everything to fix it. 137 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:16,005 But they couldn't. So, eventually, they got fed up with the radio set, 138 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:17,925 but they had to fill that void, right? 139 00:08:18,045 --> 00:08:20,045 So they started telling each other stories. 140 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:24,565 -Okay, wow. -Yeah. 141 00:08:24,645 --> 00:08:28,565 So somewhere in India right now, 6:30, 142 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:31,285 as a "routine" 143 00:08:33,405 --> 00:08:35,405 people are telling each other stories. 144 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:39,485 Wow, it's... 145 00:08:40,925 --> 00:08:42,405 It's like walking into a library 146 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:45,005 and suddenly books start talking to each other. 147 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:48,205 Yeah. 148 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:51,645 I think that's how I'm going to end the story from now on. 149 00:08:53,685 --> 00:08:54,685 Thank you. 150 00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:59,885 Also routine isn't too bad as you must have realized. 151 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:03,925 -Sure. -Kavya! 152 00:09:04,525 --> 00:09:06,765 I need to pee, bro. Let's go. 153 00:09:07,365 --> 00:09:11,365 -Okay. So, stay in touch, maybe? -Yeah. You, too. 154 00:09:12,365 --> 00:09:14,405 You know what? Actually I'm coming to Bombay. 155 00:09:14,605 --> 00:09:18,245 I'm planning to do the Western Ghat stretch in 23 days. 156 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,245 -Wow, it's that specific? -I love to plan. 157 00:09:21,365 --> 00:09:23,365 Never works out though. 158 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:27,165 So if you are free around that time, 159 00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:29,525 maybe you could take me around? 160 00:09:29,605 --> 00:09:33,205 Yeah, my boyfriend and I can show you around. 161 00:09:35,845 --> 00:09:38,325 -Why not? Yeah. -Yeah? 162 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:42,285 -9819... -Yeah. 163 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,765 573295. 164 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:49,445 All right. See you. 165 00:09:53,205 --> 00:09:55,205 -See you. -See you. 166 00:10:21,645 --> 00:10:22,965 My sloth beer. 167 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:26,405 It's not "beer" Dhruv. Bear! 168 00:10:26,605 --> 00:10:29,645 -Yeah, yeah. How are you? -Good. 169 00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:35,965 Hug properly. We're meeting after three days. 170 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,605 Did you get the bathroom slippers? 171 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,245 Yeah? And the bathrobe? 172 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,005 -I'm not stealing a bathrobe for you. -Why not? 173 00:10:50,085 --> 00:10:51,645 You've done it before. 174 00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,325 -I got you bebinca cake. -Really? 175 00:10:54,525 --> 00:10:57,885 Dude, fuck, but I can't eat this. Give me your hand. Feel this. 176 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,645 Can you feel them? Dude, man boobs. 177 00:11:01,765 --> 00:11:03,165 It's really scary. 178 00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:05,725 Guneet says that after a while they never go away. 179 00:11:05,885 --> 00:11:08,245 How scary is that? I've got man boobs, dude. 180 00:11:12,765 --> 00:11:15,725 Kavu, you okay? 181 00:11:16,445 --> 00:11:18,605 Yeah, I'll just shower and come. 182 00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:20,485 Yeah, you must be tired. 183 00:11:20,565 --> 00:11:23,405 Okay, we'll have dinner when you're done. 184 00:11:23,485 --> 00:11:24,805 Okay. 185 00:11:57,405 --> 00:11:59,485 You should get that shower fixed, Dhruv. 186 00:12:03,285 --> 00:12:04,525 Blueberry shower gel? 187 00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:08,365 -Blueberry with honey. -Smells nice, dude. 188 00:12:08,605 --> 00:12:11,245 -Pithla bhakri? -Yes. 189 00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:14,165 -Some new Maharashtrian place? -Yes. 190 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,445 -How's it? -It tastes exactly like my mom's. 191 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:22,005 -What? Really? Okay. -It's really nice. 192 00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:23,405 What place is this? 193 00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:26,125 Well, this is... One second, even I want to try. 194 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:30,925 Momo's kitchen. 195 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,365 -You made this? -Yeah. 196 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:37,605 Before going to the offsite you said 197 00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:39,685 that you are craving your mother's pithla bhakri. 198 00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:41,605 So I thought I'll ask her for the recipe. 199 00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:43,565 It's actually pretty simple. 200 00:12:44,605 --> 00:12:46,125 You really do like it, right? 201 00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:47,885 Very nice. 202 00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:53,805 I think I followed the instructions correctly. 203 00:12:54,205 --> 00:12:57,405 She even called me twice, thrice to ask me how I'm doing. So sweet. 204 00:12:59,085 --> 00:13:02,205 By the way, Aakash's cousin has sent the video, 205 00:13:02,285 --> 00:13:03,925 for dance practice. 206 00:13:04,005 --> 00:13:07,445 It's a good dance. It should be simple. We'll manage. No problem. 207 00:13:08,365 --> 00:13:09,205 Send it. 208 00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:12,205 What is up? 209 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:16,125 -What do you mean? -What is up? 210 00:13:19,725 --> 00:13:21,405 Dude, there is some wrong. 211 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:24,605 You are not smiling like a fool and you should be. 212 00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:27,925 And you haven't taken a photo of this and put it on your Instagram story. 213 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,725 So there is something definitely wrong. 214 00:13:32,205 --> 00:13:34,125 Let's just enjoy this, Dhruv. 215 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,965 This is not how one enjoys. None of us is going to be able to enjoy. 216 00:13:37,045 --> 00:13:37,885 Tell me! 217 00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:43,845 What's that "hmm"? Is that a yes or a no? 218 00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:46,685 Dude, why do people write "hmm" while texting? 219 00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:48,485 Isn't it like so fucking pointless? 220 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,005 Yo! 221 00:13:55,445 --> 00:13:56,525 What? 222 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:01,405 If I ask you something, will you be honest with me? 223 00:14:02,005 --> 00:14:02,925 Yeah. 224 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:05,485 Promise? 225 00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:07,925 Yes, dude, I made it. 226 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:09,285 With my own hands. 227 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:11,045 It's very easy. I made it. 228 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:14,045 -I know, Dhruv. -Then what? 229 00:14:17,405 --> 00:14:19,885 Dhruv, do you ever feel like... 230 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:23,005 you should have dated someone else? 231 00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:26,885 What? 232 00:14:27,405 --> 00:14:28,485 Answer me. 233 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,365 What do you mean answer you? No. I mean... 234 00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:34,485 I don't thinks so, no. 235 00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:36,085 I am with you, 236 00:14:36,165 --> 00:14:38,725 I'm having pithla bhakri, I stay here, 237 00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:40,605 and I am very happy, dude. 238 00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,565 -Okay. -I mean, I'm... 239 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,645 -It's good. -Okay. 240 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:47,565 -Let's make this easier for you. -Yeah, okay. 241 00:14:48,165 --> 00:14:51,445 What is the kind of girl you wanted to date when you were in college? 242 00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:54,565 Wait. Are you asking me my type? 243 00:14:56,285 --> 00:14:58,605 After all these years, you are asking me my type? 244 00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,765 I think maybe you are my type. 245 00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:07,805 Dude, I don't know what my type is, okay? 246 00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:10,885 I mean, I've been dating you for so long, now... 247 00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:15,485 What is happening? Why are you asking me these questions today? 248 00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:20,565 Okay. 249 00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:29,285 Today at the off-site, there was this biker dude. 250 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:32,925 His name was Raunak. 251 00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:37,925 He's known to travel across India, he... 252 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:42,525 He's a travel blogger and a photographer. I mean... 253 00:15:43,605 --> 00:15:47,045 Initially, he came across as a typical show-off. 254 00:15:47,805 --> 00:15:51,525 But then we were talking, and he had these really interesting stories to tell. 255 00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:52,925 Biker dude, no? 256 00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:55,525 I mean, he doesn't have a proper job, 257 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,085 but he's so sorted. He likes to plan things. 258 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:05,125 And then somehow we exchanged numbers, and he just texted me. 259 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:07,045 You gave him your number? 260 00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:09,085 Dhruv, I'm trying to explain something else. 261 00:16:09,165 --> 00:16:11,685 Yeah, Kavya, but... 262 00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:15,165 did you flirt back? 263 00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:21,165 -Kavya? -No. dude. 264 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:22,525 I mean, no, I... 265 00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:26,805 I was just behaving differently. You know, I... 266 00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:29,605 I was on my best behavior. 267 00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:34,605 Yeah. That's what we call flirting. 268 00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,525 Dhruv, that's not the point. 269 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,685 Really? 270 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,245 I told him I have a boyfriend. 271 00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:43,285 I told him when he comes to Bombay, we'll take him around. 272 00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:46,925 What? Motherfucker. 273 00:16:47,045 --> 00:16:50,325 Sorry, but, motherfucker. What is happening? 274 00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:53,045 We'll take him around? Come along, dude. 275 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,205 Dhruv, will you calm down? 276 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,965 Yes, okay, now tell me. 277 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,405 Okay, firstly, this is not about him. 278 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,085 -Okay? -Yeah, okay. 279 00:17:06,245 --> 00:17:09,045 It's just that this whole situation make me feel like... 280 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,765 what is someone is better suited for me, 281 00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:17,365 someone else. I mean, not just me, even you? 282 00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:20,165 Don't you ever think that someone is better suited for you? 283 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:23,365 Like is this it? Isn't there someone better-- 284 00:17:23,445 --> 00:17:25,365 Yes, I get the point. 285 00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:30,925 So you've never thought about this? Tell me the truth. 286 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,925 To tell you the truth, I'm thinking about just one thing. 287 00:17:37,405 --> 00:17:39,005 That I woke up in the morning 288 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,645 and bought gram flour for you, 289 00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:44,765 got detailed instructions from your mom and made pithla bhakri for you, 290 00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:48,245 and you have been partying with a roadie. 291 00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:51,885 -Why are you laughing, madwoman? -Roadie? 292 00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:54,405 Yes, he's a roadie. Biker. 293 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,445 That's not the point, dude. It's not about him. 294 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,525 That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's about... 295 00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,645 It's about making a choice. 296 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:07,085 Like how will we ever know that this is good enough? 297 00:18:07,165 --> 00:18:09,325 There could be someone, something better. 298 00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:12,325 Yeah, obviously. Obviously there will be something better. 299 00:18:12,405 --> 00:18:14,685 -Yes, then? -Then... 300 00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:16,925 As in then what? Then... 301 00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:19,645 Then you will never be happy. 302 00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:21,845 It's not like that, Dhruv. 303 00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:25,045 Working towards my future makes me happy. 304 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,485 Working towards making things better for us makes me happy. 305 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,605 Yeah, but wait. What's wrong with this? This is perfect. 306 00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:33,645 See, nothing is wrong with this. 307 00:18:33,765 --> 00:18:36,965 This is not about us. I'm just, in general, saying that... 308 00:18:37,765 --> 00:18:39,765 -I mean, there is a person-- -Yeah. 309 00:18:40,645 --> 00:18:43,565 Trying to make the best out of what you have 310 00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:46,045 is what everything is about. 311 00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:48,645 Like, that is the most difficult thing. Isn't it? 312 00:18:52,605 --> 00:18:54,285 I don't know. 313 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:59,925 Okay, seriously, the thought does cross my mind, too. 314 00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:01,965 Even I am human. 315 00:19:03,765 --> 00:19:06,845 So when I met that girl in Bombay who happens to be from Delhi or that side, 316 00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,805 so there are common reference points, right? 317 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,885 It's same conversation. You had dumplings from there? 318 00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,405 Did you have street food from there? 319 00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,045 And when I'm talking about, dude, 320 00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:17,445 the sunshine feels wonderful when you sit on the roof in the winter. 321 00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,765 So she gets it. And obviously, right? 322 00:19:20,165 --> 00:19:22,925 And just like that, obviously, there will be guys who are better than me, 323 00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:25,085 better looking than me. That's bound to happen. 324 00:19:25,645 --> 00:19:27,405 But if they make you laugh the way I do, 325 00:19:27,485 --> 00:19:30,285 if you open up to them in the way that you have opened up to me, 326 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,725 then I will feel very messed up. 327 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:39,925 I mean, as people, you and I are pretty ordinary, dude. 328 00:19:40,485 --> 00:19:44,565 We are not ultra special. We are not superstars. 329 00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:49,285 But this makes me feel special, dude. This is good, right? 330 00:19:49,365 --> 00:19:52,765 When we're together, it's fun. It's nice. 331 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:57,645 So, I don't mind being ordinary because this is nice. 332 00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,325 Yes, you know what? 333 00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:06,685 It's like Leicester City winning the Premier League. It's exactly like that. 334 00:20:06,765 --> 00:20:08,925 Yes, that's what this is. For sure. 335 00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:09,965 -Yeah. -What? 336 00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:11,085 Sit straight. 337 00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:13,165 Yeah, it's like... 338 00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:17,845 So, the odds of Leicester City winning the Premier League were 5000 to 1. 339 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:22,485 The odds of Mahatma Gandhi being alive right now are actually more than that. 340 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,085 So how did they win? 341 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:26,645 Because of chemistry. See. 342 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,525 There are two, three exceptional players, 343 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:32,725 the rest of the team was okay, but they played well as a unit. Cohesion, yes! 344 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,245 Cohesion is the word that the coach kept on using. 345 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,365 Yeah, they played well as a unit. 346 00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:40,285 And what are we, you and I? 347 00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:42,805 We are also a team. 348 00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,325 We will watch Andaz Apna Apna. 349 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,565 On Sunday. 350 00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:52,605 Thank you for this. 351 00:20:53,165 --> 00:20:55,565 -It was amazing. -Yeah? It's good, right? 352 00:20:59,285 --> 00:21:01,285 Dude, but I feel like eating bebinca. 353 00:21:01,525 --> 00:21:03,245 You know what? 354 00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:06,885 I can have two scoops of vanilla ice cream with bebinca, 355 00:21:07,005 --> 00:21:11,965 put some mint leaves and some Baileys Irish Cream. 356 00:21:12,885 --> 00:21:15,405 -Fuck. -You must, Mr. Man Boobs. 357 00:21:17,165 --> 00:21:18,805 Don't say stuff like that. 358 00:21:20,325 --> 00:21:23,605 Actually, fuck it, you can say it. But, seriously, 359 00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:27,045 what if they just stick there and they continue to grow? 360 00:21:28,645 --> 00:21:31,085 -Then what happens? -I think it will be amazing. 361 00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:34,285 -We can go bra shopping-- -Fuck off, dude. Get lost. 362 00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:37,805 -What is it? -Don't worry about yours. 363 00:21:38,725 --> 00:21:41,205 -I'll love them as much as I love you. -Really? 364 00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:46,485 Oh, fuck, what can't I hear him? 365 00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:52,125 Where is your roadie? Roadie, see this, this is love. 366 00:21:54,525 --> 00:21:56,645 -I'm sorry. -For flirting? 367 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,645 -I didn't-- -Yeah, okay. 368 00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,565 What happened? Do you want some? 369 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,645 No, Dhruv. Let's try something new today, okay? 370 00:22:25,925 --> 00:22:28,165 Try drinking your green tea without making that sound. 371 00:22:29,245 --> 00:22:31,805 I can do it. But it won't feel as good. 372 00:22:31,925 --> 00:22:33,365 I'm middle class. I can't do anything. 373 00:22:43,005 --> 00:22:44,365 Shall I tell you something? 374 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,365 I did find it a bit weird 375 00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:50,965 when you were talking about that roadie. 376 00:22:52,045 --> 00:22:56,605 A little bit. But, yes, dude. It was weird. 377 00:22:59,685 --> 00:23:01,125 Actually... 378 00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:04,565 even I found it weird to tell you about it. 379 00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:07,005 Yeah, I mean... 380 00:23:07,165 --> 00:23:09,565 But if I didn't tell you, it would be unfair. 381 00:23:10,845 --> 00:23:13,845 But the uncomfortable talks increase the comfort. 382 00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:18,965 Yes, it's better to say something uncomfortable that is bothering us 383 00:23:19,085 --> 00:23:20,445 than not to say it at all, right? 384 00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:24,325 Jerk, repeating my words to me in English? 385 00:23:26,725 --> 00:23:28,645 What happened to Leicester City after that season? 386 00:23:28,725 --> 00:23:29,965 After that season? 387 00:23:30,725 --> 00:23:33,205 They almost got delegated, man. They played badly. 388 00:23:33,325 --> 00:23:35,325 -What? -Yeah, look at your face. 389 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,005 -Seriously? -Yes. 390 00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:40,565 That's another story. We don't have to worry about that. 391 00:23:52,805 --> 00:23:56,325 Dhruv? Will you please get some water? 392 00:23:56,405 --> 00:23:58,605 -Get lost. -I'm thirsty. 393 00:23:58,685 --> 00:24:00,445 -You get it. -But I'm tired. 394 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,565 -So even I am tired. -Please. 395 00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:04,165 Just go and get it, dude. 396 00:24:05,205 --> 00:24:08,605 -Damn. Just because of your pithla bhakri. -At least it was of some use. 397 00:24:10,485 --> 00:24:13,525 Listen. Get me a bottle of water as well. 398 00:24:13,925 --> 00:24:15,925 Thirst is very contagious at night. 399 00:24:16,045 --> 00:24:18,445 -If one gets thirsty, so does the other. -You talk too much. 400 00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:22,045 The light switch is outside. Why are you back? 401 00:24:22,165 --> 00:24:23,365 I'm back now! 402 00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:25,885 -What is this? -You go! 403 00:24:26,005 --> 00:24:28,005 What do you mean, "you go"? You were right there! 404 00:25:57,245 --> 00:25:59,245 Subtitle translation by Neeti Ray