Did you see it, the heroine of Ajmera?
This place feels like my brain right now.
-Which box did you say it was? -It's a brown-colored box.
Dhruv, all of these boxes are brown.
There's a box that says "Men's Grooming Kit."
Is this supposed to be some sort of a joke?
No, dude. Open it first.
Dhruv!
Happy birthday two months in advance, Kavu.
You got me so much tea.
It's tea for every mood, okay?
Like lavender is when you want to go to sleep but you can't.
Peppermint is when you need like an emotional power boost.
And chamomile?
That's when you miss your tea sessions with me.
Thank you for this.
I really needed it tonight.
You're welcome.
Here's hoping you have no more shitty days,
because I've got no more surprise gifts.
Oh, next time I'll include a tea that you can have when you lose your phone.
-Take care, Kavu. -Okay, all right.
Good night.
-Hi, Momo. -Kavu, quickly, go to the balcony.
What?
Just go. Look at the sky, okay?
It's Orion, isn't it?
What?
-Where? I can't see it. -It's right there. Look for it.
-Did you see it? -Where, Dhruv? I can't see it.
It's right there.
...figure out what the locations are like. -Kav. Kav.
And then we'll...
Yeah.
No, that's absolutely okay, but we're going to...
Karaoke.
Actually I'm sorry, could you please repeat what you just said?
I missed that.
-It's locked, dude. -Yeah. I know.
You fucker. Are you breaking in?
What...? What are you doing? What are you doing, dude?
Cool.
Dude.
This belonged to the Botany Department. Now it's empty.
Dude, what kind of place is this?
Amazing.
Kavu, wish you were here.
Like XYZ--
Okay, I am just gonna pretend that I understand that--
Okay. Make sure he gets the files by end of Friday.
Did you call for the Uber?
Yeah, I have.
I don't know how Dad became so enthusiastic.
He showed the house to two or three people.
He finalized the price.
He sold the house in a week. If he'd been that enthusiastic earlier,
he wouldn't have had to sell the house to pay the loan.
It's fine, Dhruv.
It's done now. Don't worry about it.
Anyway, you should be happy that he fixed it.
Kavu? Are you in the loo?
-Where else? -Kavu, I can't do this.
This feels damn...
Why are you being so dramatic, Dhruv?
You finish your business, then we'll talk. I'm hanging up now. Bye.
Stop it. As it is, you can only see my face.
I don't want to talk like this. Bye, now.
Dhruv, don't!
Hi.
Did you just fucking hang up on me?
Yeah, I really did. See, I'll do it again.
What?
It's not funny, Dhruv.
-Sorry, dude. -Please don't ever hang up on me.
Sorry, but it was damn funny, Kavu.
No! Just don't do it. I don't like it okay!
-Sorry, sorry. -Okay, Google. Dim the lights.
Come, please.
We'll have fun.
Okay. See you.
Mom, no need to print the ticket and tell Papa also.
Yes, just show them the message.
Sure.
All right? Okay. Bye.
Talking to your mom? I thought you only talk to clients.
They're going to watch a play.
Dad is like a little puppy these days. He's very enthu.
Too cute.
Hey, listen.
There's this impromptu plan. Karaoke. In the evening. Will you come?
Is it impromptu or planned?
Nice catch. Now tell me. You want to come?
Nope.
Actually, I don't know.
-You can do this. -I mean, I anyway am going home after this.
You've got this.
Come on.
-Okay, fine, I'll come. -Oh!
Milestone achieved.
-Bye. -Bye.
Ross from Friends, ma'am...
He used to get trolled for being a paleontologist.
-There was an article online about this. -See, that's what I'm saying.
Any society that makes fun of its intellectuals
is actually celebrating ignorance.
-Yeah. -And that can be very dangerous.
-Forward that article to me. -Yes, ma'am.
Look at me, ranting again.
Dhruv, are you finished with the proof of theorem 3.2?
Ma'am, I'm actually working on it with Kapil.
We've made some progress.
No, no. You get on it.
Don't wait for him to sit and discuss it with you.
He's doing something with Prasad, also.
Ma'am...
I think I'll get stuck.
You're supposed to.
Read some other literature on it if you want.
But don't depend on him. Yeah?
Kapil. Tell me, whose paper was she talking about?
Was it the Venky one?
Dude. You're not serious about the match.
I'm in full concentration mode. Don't ruin my concentration.
-You play, dude. You play. -Bro.
Tell your brat to throw slow. It's a small ground.
Hey, don't call my son "brat," okay?
Give the bat to somebody else if you can't play.
Good ball, Shreyas. Same.
-He's right. -It's a matter of self-respect.
-One minute. -Dhruv.
You know, actually, you can check his work on equidistribution of arithmetic objects.
Yeah?
Wait, you understood our whole conversation?
Uh-huh, asshole.
I love this cake.
Guys, there's a new app called Dailyo.
I've been using it every day to monitor my state whenever I have an anxiety attack.
When do you have anxiety?
Every single day that I walk into that office
and see that stupid fool Sahil's face.
What is that mustache on his face? Why does he have it?
Hey, His moustache is very cute.
The moustache isn't cute, my buttcrack is cute please.
Please give some to him, he's very bitter! And his mustache is very cute.
Don't ask, Kavu.
I spoke to your mom before making the drawing.
She told me a bunch of things. After that I spoke to Nupur.
She also told me a bunch of things. And then I thought...
Are you in Bombay?
What?
No, dude.
Don't lie to me. You're here to surprise me, right?
Mother swear, Kavu. I'm not there.
Dhruv, stop fucking with me and just say it.
What are you saying? See this.
-Why aren't you here, Dhruv? -What do you mean, why am I not there?
Because you said that you're like... two hours away
and "I can be there literally now, like, 'now' now" and shit.
I'm tired of seeing you in these rectangles, dude.
Rectangles? What are you saying, dude?
Why couldn't you just take a flight?
Kavya, if you wanted me to come... you could have just told me.
I have to tell you everything?
You won't do anything yourself?
I'm not the fucking Mentalist that I can read your mind from so far.
-Fuck. -Just stop abusing.
I'm not abusing you. I'm abusing the situation.
Dhruv, I just can't talk to you right now. Okay? We'll talk later.
-What? -I have to go back to my friends.
Fine, dude.
Happy birthday once again.
For a nation built on a rock solid foundation of family,
Japan has steadily moved from collective harmony
to a culture of individualism.
In fact,
the country recently saw the lowest number of people getting married...
Anmol, dude, you have to...
It's moving away from a traditional joint family
towards a nuclear family setup.
And then?
And he kept calling me "the little girl."
And during the presentation, he kept looking at Sahil and Akshay.
And at times, when he comes to borrow the mouse,
it feels like he's trying push himself on me.
I know this type really well.
We'll deal with this.
For now,
try saying the word "thorough."
-Thorough. -From the stomach.
Thorough.
Better.
What does it mean?
It means that when you say it from the stomach,
you can actually spit on someone.
Like...
I will check this again, thoroughly.
Wow...
Who gave you an office, dude?
Hanging out with Murthy and Murthy Jr.
Full-on cool cats.
Oh, dude. You guys already sorted your shit out?
Already?
We weren't talking for four days.
When do I get to meet your hero?
-Can we please stay like this? -Yes.
What a new feeling, dude.
It's like my lips are trying to remember your skin.
-Nonsense. -Okay, listen to the plan.
The first thing we do is go to Vidyarthi Bhavan.
Killer dosas. I haven't gone either. I can finally go.
Then we'll go to the college. Take a nice round of the campus.
-Then we'll meet Kapil, Emu and-- -What is this new habit?
This? Oh, it feels amazing when there's a breeze.
Dhruv, dude.
Can we first please just go and cuddle? I'm really tired.
Sure. We can do that.
Dude, I'm a little nervous about... my final submission to Geeta ma'am.
I'm sure it'll work out.
Don't worry, Momo.
Hold on for a second.
Just turn around.
-Why? -Just turn.
What?
I'm kind of missing the back of your head.
-I can't see it in video chats. -You're so silly.
Come.
So prickly, your beard is.
Mom.
Mom, tilt the screen down a little bit. I can't see Dad's pants.
-Can you see? -Yes.
Dad, why do you want to wear the grey one? Try out the black suit.
No, no. This one is nice.
You're coming, right?
No, Dad. I can't.
What did she say?
She's not coming.
-Keep standing straight. Don't move. -Sorry.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Yes, what's up?
-Did you see the photo I sent you? -No, I haven't. Tell me what happened.
I sent it to you on WhatsApp. See it!
Kavya, I'm a little fucked with work. What is it? Just tell me, dude.
Dhruv, it's gonna take you 10 seconds to see it.
Kavya! Listen to what I'm saying.
I'm a little fucked with work, I'm in the middle of something.
Can you just respect what I'm saying for once?
Why are you talking like that?
I don't like it.
Listen, I don't have the time to chill with you.
Dhruv, why are you being rude?
How am I being rude?
I've been busting my ass for hours. ...and what are you doing?
Drinking apple juice.
Dhruv, I've just taken a 15-minute break. Even I have to go back to work.
Yes, but my work is different from your work.
My work actually requires mental application.
I'm not playing with fonts making a PPT.
What?
What "what"?
Say something. Why are you staring at me? Say something!
Are you feeling okay?
Yeah, it's just that...
this is fucking intimidating, dude!
What is?
Doing this all by myself, alone.
Okay. So just keep me on the call,
and whenever you feel bored or tired, just talk to me.
Otherwise don't.
No, I don't want people to look at me when I'm feeling stupid about myself.
I'm not people, Dhruv.
Anyway. Bye.
Kavu, I was horrible to you last night. I'm so sorry.
Stop. That's it. Look over there too.
No...
Really? There are some good places here, also.
Bro, have any of you...
heard about holographic projection?
No, dude, enough of your nonsense. Just shut up.
Why do you start such topics?
Do you value married people's time?
He's become serious. He's become sentimental.
Kavya, be careful with the tea. Kavya!
Thinking of you, Kavu.
Sorry I couldn't call earlier, Kavu.
It's okay. I just came back from the pub.
Wow, dude. You're going out a lot.
I'm learning to, that's all.
That's great. Teach me, as well.
Kavu?
I spoke to my mom.
I feel like she'll do all the packing on her own.
Dad is going to Chandigarh for a few days.
Why? I thought Shanky was there to help her.
Yes, Shanky is there,
but he stays in the shop all day long. How much will he be able to help?
Dhruv, I think you should make a trip to Delhi.
Let me talk to Mom first.
I'll see if she needs me or not.
Don't ask her. She's obviously going to say no.
Why do you need permission to go home? It's your home.
I'll figure something out.
What happened? Why are you smiling like an idiot?
Cause I am so cute, no!
So quickly I went from the bathroom to sentimental.
-You didn't even notice. -Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Every time I talk about my parents, you're always in the toilet.
What's the connection, Kulkarni?
Find out, babe.
You find out, aunty.
And what else?
Everything's okay. You tell me.
Nothing. The same.
-You know she's from Pune? -Yeah, of course.
-She told me. -When?
-Turn. -What do you mean, when?
-We've been talking for six months. -Slowly. Slow!
One good-for-nothing, this Kapil is.
He's okay, ma'am. He's not that bad.
Flick the disc, Macha.
-You're learning something, huh? -Done.
-Geeta-amma! -He does these tiny little things,
and when actual work comes, he fled the scene.
And almost killed this poor boy.
And now he will do bhangra on jazz.
Is he doing that?
But, ma'am, this guy pulled off some amazing work.
Yes. It's actually a nice and elegant proof.
Thank you. I tried something and it somehow worked. Yes, ma'am?
-Shankar, can you please change the music? -Ma'am. Can I play something?
-Dhruv. -Hi, ma'am.
-Are you enjoying yourself? -Yes. Very, very much.
Seriously, thank you for this.
Don't be silly. Okay, listen.
Before you leave, you must check out Kapil's installation.
The boy has done a fabulous job.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
We are blessed.
I presume this entire corner is Shankar's?
Kapil.
Don't touch it.
-Keep your hands off, dude. -Yes, it's his.
At 8, 8:30 in the morning,
you'll find me where you're sitting, reading a newspaper.
And he'll be there, going twang, twang.
What is this "twang, twang"? It's not Guns N' Roses.
It's more like, Ting.
That sounds so nice.
It's soft, only.
It's definitely not soft, Shankar.
That Bengali professor uses your veena as an alarm.
Shankar, was your transition from the U.S. to India smooth?
Ask her.
-You were in Silicon Valley, right? -Yeah, so...
Accel Partners, venture capital.
That's great.
Yeah, but I always wanted to come back.
I wanted to teach.
I wanted to play the veena. I wanted to cook for her.
So, now I'm back,
and I think I'm happy.
He says you can measure happiness, also.
-Of course you can. -How?
-Gallup World Poll! -Huh?
You know, I realized
I'd reached a point, no matter what I did,
I wasn't feeling any happier than I already was.
Such a smartass, no?
Or maybe it's some kind of self-awareness. I don't know.
It's a simple, study.
The graph says as you earn more money, the more happy you get.
But after a point, it just stops. Goes flat.
That's when you've reached your-- More or less, your happiness quotient.
But how is this possible? Like...
I think I'm a long way away from money making me unhappy.
Dhruv, don't be so sure.
You never know.
Hey, I get it. It's your father's retirement, Kavya.
And it's important for you to be there. I understand that.
You don't worry.
I'll ask the marketing guys to do the presentation.
Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out.
I'll get the team involved in this and I'll have it ready for you before I leave.
You're crazy, Kavya. Listen. You just carry on.
I'm glad that you're finally delegating work.
-Good luck. -Thank you.
It was almost as if someone here was observing the world from outside
and could record our own movements.
In return, the USA launched Explorer 1.
Then the USSR launched Luna 2.
The first one to make a hard landing.
Luna 3, Yuri Gagarin, John Glenn...
Mariner 2...
Amazo...
Luna 9...
Surveyor 1...
Mariner 4...
Mariner 5...
And then...
Neil Armstrong became the first man to land on the moon.
But when it all began...
Agent Kulkarni.
I thought I'll give you a status update.
I'm almost done with packing.
I don't know what next. But this is over.
Feels a little like the last day of 12th boards.
There's relief for sure, but there's lots of emptiness, as well.
I have to bid farewell to everybody.
I'm a little nervous, dude.
I hope it's not too difficult.
And with that, Operation Bengaluru will be officially over.
Does it seem real now?
Please confirm. Over.
Agent Dhruv. Copy.
Yes, it feels very, very real.
Congrats, by the way.
I'm sure it wasn't easy.
And also, congrats to us.
It was tough,
but we successfully survived the long-distance operation, Agent Dhruv.
Actually, wait.
You have Delhi, and I have Nagpur.
So, technically, there are still five days to go.
But what's five days after 5 million years apart?
Okay. At the count of three, let's together say how excited we are
that this long distance is ending, okay?
Do we have to say it together?
-What does "together" mean, Dhruv? -Yeah, obviously.
-Okay, ready? -Yeah.
Okay. Three.
-Two. -One.
-Four! -Two point-five.
Two point-five out of five?
No. Two-point-five out of three, no?
Who counts out of three, Dhruv?
But you said three, didn't you?
Did I say three?
Kavya, boarding is starting. Can we talk later, please?
-Safe flight, okay? -Bye.